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The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 05:27:58 am

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 05:27:58 am: I summon this ancient forum game from the Whales Dev forums that was my favorite to play before I left for awhile. With the magical powers of copypaste I present...

King of the Hill

This strange version of Forum KoTH is played by each posting one's turns alternately.

In your turn you must specify how you overcame the hill's previous owner and their defences, And also what defences you will implement over your "reign"

Basic Rules:
If what you've built is incredibly OP and we all agree it to be so, Or if the Hill is completely destroyed, The hill will be reverted back to the last post.
Double-posting is how you forfeit the hill, don't do it.
You can't "Die", You are only "Forcibly Removed". Therefore if you get exploded, you can still have another shot at the hill.
Anyone can join in at any time.
What you make is only limited by your imagination. And how OP you make it.

I will begin. I own the hill. The Dirt swears fealty to me. I construct one (1) Dilapidated Shack, and sit in the corner covering the entrances with my Trusty Gun, Which is famous for barfing a hail of death into a maximum fun zone.

*credit goes to Alkheemist who originally started this.*
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Stopsignal on March 02, 2015, 06:48:28 am: I go riding on a Feral Giant Cat and start throwing Big Cool Spears at you. After a good while you run out of bullets and hide in the shelter, where I start bothering you with dad jokes until you are removed from the hill.

Here I stay, and I fortify the Dilapidated Shack, with some spiky holes surrounding it.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 06:53:29 am: I send flying giant tardigrades infected with a parasite that makes everyone worship me to attack the shack. They fly over the spike and infect Stop, making him worship me. One of the tardigrades flies me to the hill-shack.

I make sure the whole hill is infested with the parasite, and tear down the shack, making a deep cavern within the hill instead. (Which is also infested with the parasite)

I make a bunch of giant insects to guard the hill alongside collosal tardigrades, which are even bigger than giant tardigrades.

Oh! And the cavern is also a bunker capable of withstanding nukes.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Exodus on March 02, 2015, 07:41:49 am: I step towards the hill and create a swirling tornado of pure salt which I then throw towards you, it would eat anything in it's path.
I would then own the hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Flame on March 02, 2015, 07:46:14 am: I grow a massive fungal spire on the hill. It's mine now.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 08:00:25 am: I ram it with a flaming truck. I build the RMCC on top of the hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 09:25:15 am: Quote from: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 08:00:25 am
I ram it with a flaming truck. I build the RMCC on top of the hill.
Mininuke launcher. I would then create a forcefield of magic that kills anything no matter what and has no way of being destroyed or bypassed. I now own the hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 02:53:11 pm: Quote from: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 09:25:15 am
Quote from: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 08:00:25 am
I ram it with a flaming truck. I build the RMCC on top of the hill.
Mininuke launcher. I would then create a forcefield of magic that kills anything no matter what and has no way of being destroyed or bypassed. I now own the hill.
I dig under the force field and kick Rhodri to the moon.
I make a Perfume aisle on the hill, just a huge complex of just the Perfume aisle.
I make a bunker in the center impervious to nukes and free from the noxious perfume free samples.

ENTER IF YOU DARE
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Mrnocamera on March 02, 2015, 03:28:34 pm: I brave my way through the perfume samples, kick in the door, and throw you out of the hill.
I build a pile of dirt on top of the hill and make the hill bigger.
I sit on top of the dirt.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 02, 2015, 03:34:52 pm: I put on a gasmask and run into the perfume section while flipping the double bird and screaming "NO NO NO NO NO NO" and when I make it out of the perfume section I shoot Mrnocamera in the knees THE KNEES. With a crossbow, you cannot adventure no more.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Exodus on March 02, 2015, 03:59:25 pm: I long range snipe wilson.
I then set up a minefield and a giant underground worm.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 04:00:43 pm: I walk without rhythm, and toss bolts to find mines, and kill your ass with a pickle. i then get 4,572 orcs to guard me.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 05:36:54 pm: Quote from: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 04:00:43 pm
I walk without rhythm, and toss bolts to find mines, and kill your ass with a pickle. i then get 4,572 orcs to guard me.
I counter with 2,000 Dorfs
The army defeats the orc's and come back with 2,001 Dorfs.
I make the best Dorf Fortress and sit on my throne made of Orc Bone.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Flame on March 02, 2015, 05:42:58 pm: Your fort dies after one of your militiadwarves causes a loyalty cascade.
I just sort of stand on the hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: RedVulnus on March 02, 2015, 05:45:11 pm: I shoot you in the chest with a shotgun and then build a world war 2 era bunker and fill it with generic video game enemies whilst sipping cocaine.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 05:46:48 pm: I say "all your base are belong to us" and what I say becomes true.

I take over the base and make the hill impervious to words from now on.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Flame on March 02, 2015, 05:47:04 pm: Quote from: Vulnus on March 02, 2015, 05:45:11 pm
I shoot you in the chest with a shotgun and then build a world war 2 era bunker and fill it with generic video game enemies whilst sipping cocaine.
had to do a double take there
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:49:25 pm: I use all of my Mod/Min stars to delete your shitposts and thread, the hill is mine.

So I put up a 150ft wall of fire surrounding the hill, inside are viruses from Russian Porn sites and Corporate level security networks.

Also I put a succubus out front to keep you guys distracted.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 05:53:24 pm: Succubus? Why the hell are we fighting over the hill?!

*Rhodri is satisfied with the succubus. He no longer desires the hill*
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Flame on March 02, 2015, 05:53:56 pm: *is distracted*
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 05:54:40 pm: I hire asexual angels to kick yo ass out. I put sexy robots with built in weaponry on the hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:55:02 pm: Did I win? Man.... I feel empty...

AJ GETS RID OF THE SUCCUBUS!
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 05:56:49 pm: Quote from: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:55:02 pm
Did I win? Man.... I feel empty...

AJ GETS RID OF THE SUCCUBUS!
dude. Lookit my post.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 05:56:59 pm: Quote from: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:55:02 pm
Did I win? Man.... I feel empty...

AJ GETS RID OF THE SUCCUBUS!
But... But...

You evil bastard. Everyone has the right to a succubus! It's like you're not even a communist!
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:57:54 pm: Quote from: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 05:56:49 pm
Quote from: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:55:02 pm
Did I win? Man.... I feel empty...

AJ GETS RID OF THE SUCCUBUS!
dude. Lookit my post.

I did, but the succubus will end the war my friend it must go.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: RedVulnus on March 02, 2015, 05:59:38 pm: I run in with my shotgun and kill the robots.
I then build a fortress and hire the TF2 mercs to defend me.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Flame on March 02, 2015, 06:03:43 pm: They all just spycrab and sandvich around. It's one of those servers.
I toss you off and claim the hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 06:07:10 pm: I SEND IN AN ARMY OF INCUBI TO YOU LOCATION.

I then set up a pretty average house on top of the hill and chill in there.
The place is also swarming with Incubi. ;)
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 06:11:58 pm: Quote from: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 06:07:10 pm
I SEND IN AN ARMY OF INCUBI TO YOU LOCATION.

I then set up a pretty average house on top of the hill and chill in there.
The place is also swarming with Incubi. ;)
Incubi are male.

*Rhodri is not interested in sausage-fests, and loses interest in the hill*
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Stopsignal on March 02, 2015, 06:13:19 pm: I throw a cyberdemon and scare Bubba out of the hill.
And stay with the hill all for me!
With the ~~incubi~~ succubi of course.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 06:16:52 pm: Quote from: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 06:11:58 pm
Quote from: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 06:07:10 pm
I SEND IN AN ARMY OF INCUBI TO YOU LOCATION.

I then set up a pretty average house on top of the hill and chill in there.
The place is also swarming with Incubi. ;)
Incubi are male.
So? :P
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 06:18:14 pm: Quote from: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 06:16:52 pm
Quote from: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 06:11:58 pm
Quote from: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 06:07:10 pm
I SEND IN AN ARMY OF INCUBI TO YOU LOCATION.

I then set up a pretty average house on top of the hill and chill in there.
The place is also swarming with Incubi. ;)
Incubi are male.
So? :P

Quote from: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 06:11:58 pm
*Rhodri is not interested in dudes, and loses interest in the hill*
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jakers on March 02, 2015, 06:19:52 pm: I turn into an adorable purple goo girl, absorb everything and corrode into nothing with my super sexy acidic body, and chirrupt happily at the top of the hill.

((This is going to be bad))
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 06:21:15 pm: Quote from: Jakers on March 02, 2015, 06:19:52 pm
I turn into an adorable purple goo girl, absorb everything and corrode into nothing with my super sexy acidic body, and chirrupt happily at the top of the hill.

((This is going to be bad))
Watch out for wild Lorknises. They are said to be very *ahem* ..."aggressive" to goo-girls.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: RedVulnus on March 02, 2015, 06:22:50 pm: I let loose with a RedNeck reinforcment call, other wise called a 'yaaaaaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooo' and storm the hill with an army of rednecks behind me who blow up the goo into nothingness and we all sit there drinking beer
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jakers on March 02, 2015, 06:26:40 pm: I call my FaZe clan to quickscopes all the rednecks, and 360 fakie noscope onto the hill

xXx_FaZe JaKeRz_xXx
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 06:31:43 pm: Quote from: Jakers on March 02, 2015, 06:26:40 pm
I call my FaZe clan to quickscopes all the rednecks, and 360 fakie noscope onto the hill

xXx_FaZe JaKeRz_xXx
I use trolls to make you an your clan to ragequit. The trolls annoy the shit out of anyone who attempts to take the hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Exodus on March 02, 2015, 10:37:02 pm: I simply shutdown the trolls computers and vocal coords. I build a one room house and then shoot myself to confuse everyone.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 10:58:13 pm: I send in Jacket with this voice message:

"Hey, babe it's me Viki your hot date. Listen. There's a picnic going on with my friends and family, things are starting to get weird and they want to meet you at Utterly Mad Ave. on a beautiful hill. As always baby, wear something nice!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcC6aI-nb3A
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 03, 2015, 08:55:52 am: I get up, I get a dog for Jacket, muahahaha. I have a shotgun for Jacket.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Six on June 18, 2017, 07:26:39 am: I necropost this thread back into existence over two years later. The hill is mine.

I fortify the hill by locking the thread.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: guest48 on November 16, 2017, 03:17:44 pm: My hill, mate.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Six on November 21, 2017, 06:19:25 pm: This is Nocam's hill.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 24, 2017, 11:39:22 am: my hill
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Wheel-Son on November 25, 2017, 06:28:11 pm: nuh uh, its m i n e
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 30, 2017, 01:14:35 am: Ok, then you better pay the property taxes.
Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Wheel-Son on November 30, 2017, 09:17:48 pm: aight