Utterly Mad
The Pit => Last Man Gaming => Topic started by: Bubbadoo on May 11, 2015, 01:55:35 pm
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Agar.io (http://Agar.io) is a fun game where you play as a little slime and must absorb little balls to gain size until you are big enough to absorb other players. It's really fun.
Apparently people are having a primitive clan system like this '[Clan Name] Username' I saw it being done on the Dashnet Forum (Cookie Clicker Forum) with a way like '[Dash] Username' so you can see they are on that side. I mean all it is is to distinguish, as you can still absorb them and stuff.
So if you are on, so I know you are an ally (Though I would probably recognize the usernames) you should put [UttMad] before your username to distinguish you. I am rarely on though, I can only play on school computers because my current home laptop is utter shiza and I get bad lag.
Here is some cool tidbits I know
TIPS: Spacebar is to split half your mass, this propels that half far forward doing a lunge which is good because the smaller a slime is the faster they are. You have to wait for awhile before your half can be reabsorbed. You can also split multiple times before you hit a minimum splitting size.
The spiky green things that spawn are a double edged sword. They will drastically split you down to size if absorbed if you are big enough. If you are too small though you can avoid the big guys by hiding behind or even in one.
W to eject mass is extremely useful. You can help allies or just be friendly by giving them some of your mass. You can also send mass to the spiky green things they will get bigger and bigger until you give enough mass for them to split apart. This can pretty much shoot a spiky ball into a big guy if you aim it right. This is a good way to gain size and onto the Leaderboards fast.
LET US DOMINATE THESE LEADERBOARDS, LIKE ALLIES WE SHALL WIN THE WAR!!!!
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[Mad] Flame, reporting for duty, sir!
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I won't be able to until like a couple hours.
I chose uttmad because I though Mad might be too generic.
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Lol I just became #1 on european servers until someone became bigger than me and ate me.
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What server? I'm doing East US until someone responds.
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I'm A Bigger Box. I'm on the US East servers.
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[uttermad] >:3 is up to no good.
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A tip: Hang around really big guys. You can use them like walls to trap people, they're slow, and they usually don't consider you big enough to split for. Just look out for when they try to eat another big guy.
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Yeah that and I forgot to mention if you are being hounded on by a big guy, try to find someone near who is similar size and get between them. Often times they will back off from each other with it being hard to judge if one could beat the other. I am going with [Mad] as uttmad takes up too much space.
Another cool trick but sometimes hard to pull off, if you do it right you can pass through 2 of the same guys split up but together. It's chancy but when you pull it off it's awesome.
I am normally on West, because I am on West Coast but I shall go to East for y'all.
EDIT: Holy Hell East gets busy fast! I am getting my ass kicked halp!
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FUCK i was on the LEADERBOARDS
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**** i was on the LEADERBOARDS
I can't find you, where are you? You are on US East right?
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Yeah. I'm just Flame.
I was on the leaderboards again. (#7, I ate a guy named aids because he split himself too small, then I got mostly eaten by Obama's Ego and the rest of me got eaten later.)
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Yeah. I'm just Flame.
I was on the leaderboards again. (#7, I ate a guy named aids because he split himself too small, then I got mostly eaten by Obama's Ego and the rest of me got eaten later.)
There is someone called the U.S. Debt and is allied with a tiny guy called U.S.A.
True beauty
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Yeah. I'm just Flame.
I was on the leaderboards again. (#7, I ate a guy named aids because he split himself too small, then I got mostly eaten by Obama's Ego and the rest of me got eaten later.)
There is someone called the U.S. Debt and is allied with a tiny guy called U.S.A.
True beauty
I once saw a guy named Earth being orbited by Moon. Then I ate the earth and continued on my path of destruction.
I became #1 on the leaderboards twice. Both times were relatively short lived, as I eventually got consumed after someone shooting me with the green spike balls.
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Bubbadoo! I saw you and then you helped me and then I died a little after :(
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NOOOOOOOOO!
Me and Bubbadoo were on the leaderboard but then I died and I don't know about him.
That was some damn good teamwork, man.
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New trick discovered, get an ally and give him the smaller bit of you that split up. If you trust him he will return the mass back faster than waiting absorbtion to one.
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Communication without words or gestures is hard.
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Avast suddenly started yelling "virus" when I go to agar.io. I am unsure if it is secure.
Check out your computers:
(http://i.gyazo.com/65d9f9c3aad57216a73443f519260d42.png)
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Avast is notoriously sucky though
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Avast is notoriously sucky though
Thing is, I looked on Reddit, and people with F-Secure, Malwarebytes and such are getting the same things. I just want the Steam version to come out already, it's probably just a IP previously used for spreading malware assigned to Agar.io. Also, still better than Windows ****tender.
Just checked Steam Comments, and my suspections were true:
"A few times my friend had a virus blocker pop up and tell them that it's blocking Malware when switching servers. My computer actually became infected and I'm unable to run executable files currently. I believe the two are related and it doesn't seem this is happening to everyone. Just be aware that this is a potential issue with the servers on their end. Could be a big coincidence, but it doesn't seem likely.
tl;dr There may be malware that is infecting peoples computer playing on the website and switching servers."
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Whatever, still playing.
I was just at #4 on East US, join me!
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Woah new update, are you playing free for all or teams flame?
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The malware thing is making me paranoid, because I have played on many occasions and if it is true, then it would be likely for my PC to be infected by now.
I don't have any symptoms of a PC virus though.
I will wear a tin hat while using my PC for the next week and see if any symptoms show up. If not, I will continue playing. Do some computer malware/viruses have "incubation" periods before symptoms show up?
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The malware thing is making me paranoid, because I have played on many occasions and if it is true, then it would be likely for my PC to be infected by now.
I don't have any symptoms of a PC virus though.
I will wear a tin hat while using my PC for the next week and see if any symptoms show up. If not, I will continue playing. Do some computer malware/viruses have "incubation" periods before symptoms show up?
Well there is some viruses that will drop their payload after a periods time.
I am pretty certain that that is a false flag though considering the amount of people playing it and a very small amount complaining about malware detection.
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The malware thing is making me paranoid, because I have played on many occasions and if it is true, then it would be likely for my PC to be infected by now.
I don't have any symptoms of a PC virus though.
I will wear a tin hat while using my PC for the next week and see if any symptoms show up. If not, I will continue playing. Do some computer malware/viruses have "incubation" periods before symptoms show up?
Well there is some viruses that will drop their payload after a periods time.
I am pretty certain that that is a false flag though considering the amount of people playing it and a very small amount complaining about malware detection.
Eh, just found a virus on my computer. It was created around the time I started playing agar.io. Some of their servers are probably infected (Can't be ads, I have adblock)
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The malware thing is making me paranoid, because I have played on many occasions and if it is true, then it would be likely for my PC to be infected by now.
I don't have any symptoms of a PC virus though.
I will wear a tin hat while using my PC for the next week and see if any symptoms show up. If not, I will continue playing. Do some computer malware/viruses have "incubation" periods before symptoms show up?
Well there is some viruses that will drop their payload after a periods time.
I am pretty certain that that is a false flag though considering the amount of people playing it and a very small amount complaining about malware detection.
Eh, just found a virus on my computer. It was created around the time I started playing agar.io. Some of their servers are probably infected (Can't be ads, I have adblock)
What malware detection system do you use? I want it to see if mine has viruses.
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The malware thing is making me paranoid, because I have played on many occasions and if it is true, then it would be likely for my PC to be infected by now.
I don't have any symptoms of a PC virus though.
I will wear a tin hat while using my PC for the next week and see if any symptoms show up. If not, I will continue playing. Do some computer malware/viruses have "incubation" periods before symptoms show up?
Well there is some viruses that will drop their payload after a periods time.
I am pretty certain that that is a false flag though considering the amount of people playing it and a very small amount complaining about malware detection.
Eh, just found a virus on my computer. It was created around the time I started playing agar.io. Some of their servers are probably infected (Can't be ads, I have adblock)
What malware detection system do you use? I want it to see if mine has viruses.
Malwarebytes' Anti Malware
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I'm on both.
I use Malwarebytes too. I'll do a scan soon.
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Hey you paranoid nuts I am going on Agario.
East server per usual if you want to join me.
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Hey you paranoid nuts I am going on Agario.
East server per usual if you want to join me.
FFA or team mode?
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Uhh I will try team mode, see if we end up on the same team.
can't pick the teams sadly.
if we are different teams then goo Free For All.
My Team is blue changed computers (at school) I am red now.
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You know what's great?
People saying they will play with you and ending up playing all alone.
Stopped playing now, class is almost ending my home laptop is too shit to play at home.
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I'm playing a lot.
Just so you know, there are many servers within US East. It's luck that we managed to be on the same one last time.
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Oh really? I didn't know that.
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I will be on tonight as myself on the US Western Server. LET THE UTTERLY MAD FORUMS DOMINATE!
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You know what's great?
People saying they will play with you and ending up playing all alone.
Stopped playing now, class is almost ending my home laptop is too **** to play at home.
>multiple servers on each continent
>You basically have to connect at the same time to end up on the same server
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(http://i.imgur.com/sBwmpw1.png)
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Shoot I had made it to 1st place yesterday, I meant to save it using a convoluted process because I am at school. I hope I at least remembered to save the paint file. I was hit by a large dose of luck, a bunch of big guys touching those virus cells (Found out the name of the green spiky things thanks to the agario reddit.) and splitting up not long after the other I absorbed so much that I could completely absorb the one who was at number 1 and took the spot. I survived getting hit by someone shooting a virus at me because I found out after you are hit one you can absorb other of the viruses without splitting up more and even gaining size. I took advantage and used the surrounding virus cells to make my cells larger to deter the guys surrounding me. I had the position for awhile, giving mass to some of the smaller cells and just being a real nice guy helping small guys getting chased down. Then someone shot several viruses at me and just got wrecked.
(If you are curious the process I have to go through I have to print screen, paste the clipboard onto paint, save, put it into Google Drive, then while at home save the image, then upload to imgur because imgur is blocked on schools proxy.)
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I was eventually toppled by a temporary alliance of the entire rest of the top 10. As I was being split up I would feed my tiny cells to little guys and make them big. No way was I going to give those faggots the satisfaction of eating my bits.
Also I have been whitewater rafting all weekend and I completely forget how to agario.
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Hopping onto Agar, west coast
team mode.
Scratch that Free For All.
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Hey I found out there is a way to join the same servers! Only tested with Google Chrome.
In Chrome, press CTRL + Shift + J.
In the new window that appears, press Console, and look at the second-to-last line. There'll be an address starting with ws:// - take a note of this full address, including the port at the end.
Get your friend to open the Console and type the following command:
connect ("ws://45.79.202.29:443")
replacing the address with the one appropriate for your game field.
Even better there is a Agario mod for connecting to friends.
http://agariomods.com/ It uses Tamper Monkey so be sure to have that for Google Chrome. Also there is an obnoxious video in the corner, it's kinda loud.
So for whatever the process you are using I am playing this IP: 45.79.80.43:443
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Sorry for the triple post but I found the picture of me reaching first.
(http://i.imgur.com/1BwzXxE.png)
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Hey I found out there is a way to join the same servers! Only tested with Google Chrome.
In Chrome, press CTRL + Shift + J.
In the new window that appears, press Console, and look at the second-to-last line. There'll be an address starting with ws:// - take a note of this full address, including the port at the end.
Get your friend to open the Console and type the following command:
connect ("ws://45.79.202.29:443")
replacing the address with the one appropriate for your game field.
Even better there is a Agario mod for connecting to friends.
http://agariomods.com/ It uses Tamper Monkey so be sure to have that for Google Chrome. Also there is an obnoxious video in the corner, it's kinda loud.
So for whatever the process you are using I am playing this IP: 45.79.80.43:443
Sweet! Thanks, Bubba. Checking this mod out...
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I'll try it later, when I'm not at school.
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Sweet! Thanks, Bubba. Checking this mod out...
Yep thanks to the magic of Google Search I looked into it and found that.
The UI is kinda ugly, but if it works it works. Not to mention that website has the obnoxious video in the corner at least you can pause it.
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Playing for a bit.
45.79.88.41:443
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Was briefly #2, defeated by an alliance of various turkey-based cells. Escaped with a single tiny blob intact, hid in a virus. Built myself back up, kamikaze'd two of the turkey dudes, who got et. Revenge!
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Was also briefly #2 by eating a guy name Sanic. Someone virused me, so I kept them from eating me by giving my bits to a guy named LET ME EAT YOU.
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Playing now for about a half an hour then will be back after about ~2 or 3 hours depending on how free my 6th period is will use the same IP.
EDIT: Forgot to post IP: 45.79.81.66:443
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I wanted to play but sooper lag prevents that.
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I wanted to play but sooper lag prevents that.
Oh, yeah I play West Coast would East be better for you?
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I play East US always. You should play there on the off chance we run into each other again.
Last night I went on teams and named myself 'Minesweeper'. I got medium-sized and ran into viruses when big guys got close to them.
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I play East US always. You should play there on the off chance we run into each other again.
Last night I went on teams and named myself 'Minesweeper'. I got medium-sized and ran into viruses when big guys got close to them.
Alright next time I play I will get an IP from an East Coast server. It's no big deal for me, as lag spikes are just somewhat more common for me in East Coast but not enough to be a bother.
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Got to #4, died when the biggest guy split himself twice to get me.
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Oh nooooooo!!! The School blocked Agario, now I have to wait for me to get a drive working on the computer I am working on. (We have all the pieces just need a hardrive as they took it out of the tower, and our old XP tower's 80 GB drive is too old.)
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(http://i.imgur.com/5yxorPp.png)
I was trying to die so I could go eat a peach but then this happened
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(http://i.imgur.com/Fv8ZV7p.png)
Also shown: My friends ':v', 'i donate', 'SEPP BLATTER' (leaderboard), and 'ace' (leaderboard).
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Saw that 4 of the players in the leaderboard had [SK] to signify their clan (With many more not on the leaderboards). Named myself "SK Clan=Babies" and made it my goal to eat them. At some point only 1 [SK] person was at the leaderboard. I got bored and fed my bits to the person 1 rank below me on the leaderboard.
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(http://i.imgur.com/rIqqw6h.png?1)
Utterly Mad is bigger than Earth now.
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Rhodri, did I see you yesterday? It was either you or Kamin, all I remember is mantises.
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Rhodri, did I see you yesterday? It was either you or Kamin, all I remember is mantises.
???
Explain further.
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I saw someone. They gave me a w and I gave them one. I realized I recognized the name and thought 'Mantislord'. There are two people that could be that: You and Kamin (a dude from the DF forums). I forgot the actual name.
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I saw someone. They gave me a w and I gave them one. I realized I recognized the name and thought 'Mantislord'. There are two people that could be that: You and Kamin (a dude from the DF forums). I forgot the actual name.
I only use the username 'Rhodri', and I don't recall ever using w for anyone.
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(http://i.imgur.com/8ZhsxaL.png?1)
Me (Panterbell) and my ally, Little, shortly after defending little against the previously #1 cell, LJE (The blue guy at the top of the screen.) LJE was trying to use a virus on Little, and I came in and ate the smaller portion of him, since he was separated into two parts. I then became #1 the leaderboards. After defending Little once again, I got bored and sacrificed myself to Little, making him #1 on the leaderboards.
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There's now a 'party' mode where you can play with friends. Anyone?
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I would if only my craptop was able to run Agario.
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There's now a 'party' mode where you can play with friends. Anyone?
Yessssssss plz.
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ewJaazg4
Use dis code to join le game.
Apparently it doesn't create an entirely new server, just gives you a code for an already existing one.
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ewJaazg4
Use dis code to join le game.
Apparently it doesn't create an entirely new server, just gives you a code for an already existing one.
EVEN BETTER, WE CAN TEAM UP
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Oh hell no Agar.io has facebook integration.
You can login to facebook for extra +15 mass, and level up for even more extra mass. But only if you login to facebook.
This is going to become another facebook game. Fack.
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It has an iOS app now too, maybe an Android one, I haven't checked.
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There is an Android one, can confirm.
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Waaah!
This game is way more addictive than I expected.
Shouldnt have clicked the link.
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Got a good computer. :D
Time for some Agario!
agar.io/#VTCUF (http://agar.io/#VTCUF)
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IM IN A GAME OF LoL AND THESE GUYS ARE SPAMMING LINKS OF THIS GAME TO ME
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we are now all friends
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Ive been playing this in iOS quite a bit lately, it's endearingly frustrating.
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I got back into agar.io and I have nowhere to brag. So I'm temporarily back.
(http://i.imgur.com/9xfBN9V.png)
I was #9ish on the leaderboards, but the #1 guy sacrificed himself to me. Then the #2 guy sacrificed himself to me. Then I was this big.
Then some other dick came and virused me, and a 3-way eating battle ensured between me, the dick, and "ks", the #4 guy in that screenshot. Ks was my ally, sort of. I was eaten by the dick, ks ate the dick, ks ate me. I escaped with two tiny blobs. Then I got eaten trying to infiltrate a dude who ate ks.
(http://i.imgur.com/G3whUId.png)
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You should post more, indulge your Sixposting addiction
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(http://i.imgur.com/fPGBb1h.png)
This may be the longest I've ever played one cell. I only died because I had to go help make dinner.
Look at that near-death. Look at that comeback. Look at that slow decline and recovery. Look at how long I was on the leaderboard out of that time. Look at how small my highest mass was even though I was #1.
>tfw you made too many friends and can't eat anyone