WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!1. Dalton Evan Burlingame
WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?!
WHAT... IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?!
ok, on topic,1. The worse thing I have ever done is steal food/energy drinks from my sister's house and lie.
Have you ever done something technically illegal
**** or ass?
DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN!?!?!?!??!
What's your opinion on this song?Meh, it's OK. I am more of a classic rock kind of guy.
favorite tv series?Thanks for a sane and not slightly creepy question.
What's your opinion on Bill Nye the science guy?(http://www.reasonistproducts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bill-nye-science-rules-500.jpg)
Rate this music!1. Ok 4/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WJ6FbcWYRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPgrGkVm6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Haypxj24_Uw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqDjMZKf-wg
Are you alive?I was busy playing Fallen london/Storynexus stories.
What snapped me out of my suicidal funk was realizing what that would do to my mother. No parent can ever truly get over a child commuting suicide. That's all the advice I have.He does not care about his parents or brother, again he's a misanthrope.
RED FLAGS, THEY'RE A RAISING!What snapped me out of my suicidal funk was realizing what that would do to my mother. No parent can ever truly get over a child commuting suicide. That's all the advice I have.He does not care about his parents or brother, again he's a misanthrope.
Though I wonder is he could be doing it for attention because he says if he had the chance he probably would have killed himself earlier... but he's afraid of being disabled? I really don't think someone in a depressed and suicidal mood would care about it failing and becoming disabled.
Have You Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/261/846/9b6.gif)
To try and divert this back on topic:DR CACONYM. REPORT FOR IMMEDIATE TERMINATION FOR USE OF A MIMETIC PHRASE ON CIVILIANS.
Have You Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
WHERE IS COOOOORAL?!In the ocean.
what is love?Emotion.
Who did you blow to get that tophat?5 Hell Knights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNDe0kEKrqYWho did you blow to get that tophat?5 Hell Knights
(http://www.trilobite.org/doom/graphics/hellknight.gif)
Good song 7/10https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNDe0kEKrqYWho did you blow to get that tophat?5 Hell Knights
(http://www.trilobite.org/doom/graphics/hellknight.gif)
Relevant.
Rate this song. (As well as its relevance.)
When will you sacrifice your pets to Hitler-Stalin?no
How many insects have you killed in your lifetime?Lots.
1. Spiders aren't insects, you didn't have to list them.How many insects have you killed in your lifetime?Lots.
Several ant nests [We have ones that have a really itchy sting, bastards.]
I sometimes catch crickets to feed to my Coatimundi
I have only killed one wasp ever
so many houseflies and spiders
3. Have you have stepped on an insect in such a way that it only had 2 arms, a head and a small part of its torso, but it was still alive?No, if I ever did that I would at least finish the deed. Even if it's an insect it shouldn't suffer.
Even if it's an insect it shouldn't suffer.
How many insects have you killed in your lifetime?Lots.
Several ant nests [We have ones that have a really itchy sting, bastards.]
I sometimes catch crickets to feed to my Coatimundi
I have only killed one wasp ever
so many houseflies and spiders
No also I may be committing insect genocide but atleast they are not dieing in a slow painful death.Even if it's an insect it shouldn't suffer.How many insects have you killed in your lifetime?Lots.
Several ant nests [We have ones that have a really itchy sting, bastards.]
I sometimes catch crickets to feed to my Coatimundi
I have only killed one wasp ever
so many houseflies and spiders
:|
Have you ever killed a person such a way that allhe had left was 2 arms, the head, and a small part of its torso but was still alive?
Have you ever wanted to punch someone in the face?Yes, especially middle schoolers those things are pricks.
Would you ever consider giving blowjobs to insects or insectoids.No and especially not mantises.
I have no ulterior motives for asking this question.
What is your opinion on the consumption of babies?OK only when they are oven baked.
Hey how was your day?1. Pretty good, my tablet should be getting fixed today.
Do you like to kiss guys?
I am so sorry, this is Bo Burnham reference fyi
Who's gayer: Kanaya or Dirk?Jake.
Would you rather have a large ****, but be extremely ugly, or have a small ****, but otherwise be handsome?I assume you mean d1ck so I would choose the latter i'd say.
Yes, I meant your d1ck.Would you rather have a large ****, but be extremely ugly, or have a small ****, but otherwise be handsome?I assume you mean d1ck so I would choose the latter i'd say.
EwYes, I meant your d1ck.Would you rather have a large ****, but be extremely ugly, or have a small ****, but otherwise be handsome?I assume you mean d1ck so I would choose the latter i'd say.
What is your opinion of men with bewbs.
What is your opinion of women without bewbs?Ew \/aginas
What's your opinion on don't starve?I like it, I have not played much though.
Do you have Don't Starve Together?
What is your steam username so I can friend you?
What's your opinion of this music radio station?STOP ASKING ME TO RATE SH1T.
http://v6.player.abacast.net/2158
It has classic rock.
No ~BubbadooC'mon man, now people will think I said something heavily inappropriate. :|
I found it through just searching your username...Pretty good.
What's your opinion on Bo Burnham?
Bubba are you afraid of the snow?No?
What would you do if a cat suddenly jumped on your face.I have been sleeping in a room with 6 kittens, I am kinda used to that.
Who's the most attractive person on the forums that you've seen.Bruh, you are the only one I have seen their face. (on facebook.)
(This is gonna be super GAAAAAAAY)
I assumed you'd seen a few others.Who's the most attractive person on the forums that you've seen.Bruh, you are the only one I have seen their face. (on facebook.)
(This is gonna be super GAAAAAAAY)
Do you believe in magic in a young girls heart? How the music can free her whenever it starts?The best magic.
Maybe from the old IRL pic thread from DDA but I can't remember it.I assumed you'd seen a few others.Who's the most attractive person on the forums that you've seen.Bruh, you are the only one I have seen their face. (on facebook.)
(This is gonna be super GAAAAAAAY)
Where did you hide the body?Did you check under your mattress?
What's in the milk?Go away G-Man.
Why are you looking for the Milkman?
Do you serve the Milkman?
What is the Milkman's location?
What is the mission of the Milkman?
What's the Milkman like? Is he nice in person?
Who is the Milkman?
Can you believe it's not butter?Nope I am completely unable to.
Have you ever ****ed a man?1. Nope
Would you **** a man?
on a less uncomfortable line of questioning, what religion are you part of, if any?
Can you even?I can only odd. 3:
Have you ever saw?I have seen posts that would.
Have You Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/261/846/9b6.gif)
What's your favourite movie?I well.. don't watch much movies.
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me.don't hurt me, no more.
Do you think Rhodri would still be here if you'd have said yes?Probably not
Do you feel like a hero yet?Nah I feel like a nerd.
Are you a weapon to surpass Metal Gear?METAL GEAR!?
do you like butts?Finally, an actual not jokey.. ish.. question.
Well, I could ask how big yo' dick is.6 inches. :v
what kind of buttsUhh.. guy's butts?
Would you rather fight 100 tiny Donald Trumps or 1 gigantic Hillary Clinton?100 tiny trumps. What will they do, build tiny walls?
plump rumps or firm rears?Err, dunno, plump I guess?
How much shark could a sharkchuck chuck if a sharkchuck could chuck sharks? :VMany?
Why do you have so many doom gifs?Because fuck you imma' shark
Should we be glad that they aren't H-Doom gifs instead?Gross
Damnit, am I accidentally locking things with mobile? I am sorry.I'm always doing that, it's amazing I haven't accidentally deleted LMP yet, I've locked it like 4 times.
What's the best type of shark, in your opinion? Not including yourself, mind.I like blacktip sharks, and well is the species chosen for muh fursona.
Sad dragon is sad. Oh well, hope it gets sorted out soon.Yeah, ditto.
Are you why the rum's gone? D:Nah, plenty of rum left.
What is 15x2?
What is 15x2?"Dats small room" -Lorknis 2015
Are you what one would call "thirsty"...
Did he make you dance like the devil in the pale moonlight?Wha?
*JUST AS PLANNED* echoes in the background.
How many surfboards have you mistaken for seals? 3:..I-I ah.. am.. not going to say.
How do you drink a solid object? Surely you eat it?>.>
If you're drinking Vodka with anything less than Sunny D you're doing it wrong, so that better be Sunny D.Ew no, actual orange juice not overly processed crap.
Bleh orange juice.How do you drink a solid object? Surely you eat it?>.>
Sorry I meant a mixture of orange juice and vodka commonly referred to as a screwdriver.
You probably could drink an actual screwdriver though if you heated it enough, but unless you are a heat resistant fire-breathing dragon, that is probably not recommended.
Yeah, but I am still drinking alcohol.Bleh orange juice.How do you drink a solid object? Surely you eat it?>.>
Sorry I meant a mixture of orange juice and vodka commonly referred to as a screwdriver.
You probably could drink an actual screwdriver though if you heated it enough, but unless you are a heat resistant fire-breathing dragon, that is probably not recommended.
Also aren't you in 'merica where you can't drink until your 21 not 18 like most of the civilized world? Shouldn't be like buying guns and shooting them on your 18th in 'murica instead?
Also aren't you in 'merica where you can't drink until your 21 not 18 like most of the civilized world? Shouldn't be like buying guns and shooting them on your 18th in 'murica instead?
Also aren't you in 'merica where you can't drink until your 21 not 18 like most of the civilized world? Shouldn't be like buying guns and shooting them on your 18th in 'murica instead?
I think the real question is "why does your government trust you to vote for their next leader, bearing in mind that you're the most powerful nation in the world, but doesn't trust you to drink?"
Since when did sharks come in schools? o3oSince the no guppy left behind act.
How many doots per minute can you do?1. Many a doot
Do you thnak Mr skeltal?
Ever be an immoral monster who eats shark fins taken in the worst way possible?Can't say I have. '3'
Clearly that should be fixed. Know the best way to snip a shark fun off? '3'Well the Chinese just cut the fin off and then return the shark into the ocean to drift to the bottom and slowly bleed to death.
Would you, like Wilson, attack an old lady?Nop
Did you know that cute shark is cute? o3oYou are a lieing lier who lies.
Clearly the answer is a Cacoskin wallet.Clearly I must eat you for this. ::)
If your derpshark is evidently named Veski, does that mean you're Veshras's long-lost brother of something? :VWhut
Do you agree that seals are better than sharks because they're basically sea dogs?
Do you agree that seals are better than sharks because they're basically sea dogs?
Do you agree that seals are better than sharks because they're basically sea dogs?
But cute shark is cute. o3o
Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?
pEnisPenis is pretty 10/10
peniS
Penis
penisN
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Should I sig that? o3o*Shrug*
Are you the reason Six is afraid of cute sushi? D:Seems like something to ask him?
Seems like something to ask him?
I'm actually afraid of sharks
Why are you afraid of cute sushi?
It killed my parents
Did Bubbado it? *cue rimshot*
I've now had to axe both windows updates AND the app store, how can you STAND Windows 10?Because unlike you I have had none of these problems?
Do you love it when I necro a shork's AMA thread? :VSure.
How many posts can a necroposter necro if a necroposter could necro posts?Well a necroposter can post as fast at their mouse speed and internet connection can allow