Utterly Mad
The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: Perigrin on June 05, 2015, 03:08:35 am
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So, Bubbs is going to sleep, and I'm bored as well. This has the potential to be gold, so I'm stealing the idea. Sorry Bubbs. Go ahead, ask.
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So... how big is your d.ick?
Jesus christ Lork ~Bubbadoo
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Are you alive?
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Lorknis....
goddamit Lorknis...
I refuse to answer that question currently, as I do not have a ruler and I am reading SCP, so an erection is out of the question.
Caconym. I'm actually a computer program.
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One day when you're not busy then...
And the reason why I'm asking for dick measurements is because I'm comparing to my own. What? You get curious too sometimes!
6 inches and 5 centimeters
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If he's a computer program then he doesn't even have one. :P
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How big do you want your dick to be?
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Average. Too large and its painful.
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What's your opinion on bacon
What's your opinion on facon flavored products.
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I love bacon. I once ate 4 prices of raw bacon without realizing it. What is Facon?
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I love bacon. I once ate 4 prices of raw bacon without realizing it. What is Facon?
I think he misspelled bacon. Or falcon.
What is your opinion of Glycon the snake god?
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I had sex with it.
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Fake + bacon = facon
Fake ass bacon.
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I had sex with it.
Of course you did...
What is your opinion of Adolf Hitler?
Bet you had sex with him too.
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1. What is your opinion on batman
2. What is your opinion on cheesecake
3. What is your opinion on homestuck
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1. What is your opinion on batman
2. What is your opinion on cheesecake
3. What is your opinion on homestuck
Batman is cool
Cheesecake is the best cake
Homestuck is over rated and arcane.
Adolf Hitler was a complete monster.
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Oh wait, you already said you didn't like it.
whoops.
WHERE IS COOORAL?!
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What is the circumference of the sun?
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What's your IRL name?
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where's waldo?
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How do I mine for fish?
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What's your IRL name?
Beau LaFon Jacobson
Waldo is in all of us.
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could shoot zombies
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Do you love Shrek?
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What is the origin of your username?
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Why is Stalin living in your urethra?
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could shoot zombies
47 pounds.
Do you love Shrek?
DONT TALK ABOUT THAT STORY
What is the origin of your username?
When I was 8, I loved birds and could not spell. I used it for my..... Kongregate account I think, and it kinda stuck.
Why is Stalin living in your urethra?
Dude, ewww.
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~Resurrect
Yep. Bandwagons are good for boredom.
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Who's a good puppy? o3o
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are you still lying to your therapist?
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What's your name?
Beau LaFon Jacobson
What is your quest?
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My dog is a good dog, I haven't seen my therapist since that post, and I seek the holy grail.
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Remember that time you did that thing with you know what and you know who found out?
Because Pepperridge Farm remembers.
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You know that moment when you know Six is just Sixposting, but you kinda wish he was being serious? o3o
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You know that moment when you think six be Sixposting but suddenly realise it's actually not a Sixpost?
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You know that moment when you think six is Sixposting but you don't care because it makes for interesting answers?
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Remember that time you did that thing with you know what and you know who found out?
Because Pepperridge Farm remembers.
you cannot prove that me and the wombat were in the same zip code.
to the rest, I say.
....Wha?....
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to the rest, I say.
....Wha?....
What what? o3o
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to the rest, I say.
....Wha?....
What what? o3o
In the butt!
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to the rest, I say.
....Wha?....
What what? o3o
In the butt!
Should they be gentle?
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In the butt!
Must you tempt me?
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to the rest, I say.
....Wha?....
What what? o3o
In the butt!
With or without lubrication?
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You know that moment when you think six be Sixposting but suddenly realise it's actually not a Sixpost?
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
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on a scale of yes to awoo how much furry trash are you
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I am complete furry trash, and as to the rest, lubed up and gentle at first, rougher as it goes.
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Have you seen your lawn lately?
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Just mowed it and you used the wrong your like an asshole, likely in purpose.
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No it wasn't on purpose, good catch. Fixed.
Just mowed it
Shit, then whose lawn did I put the latest experiment in?
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Mine, I rescued poor Exparament 42219, we have been getting along swimmingly. She is a great dark souls player.
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Peri complains about grammar, proceeds to spell words wrong in two different posts.
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Peri complains about grammar, proceeds to spell words wrong in two different posts.
Is an "exparament" like a normal experiment, only with parachutes? o3o
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I never said I wasn't a hypocrite.
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Are you religious?
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Are you religious?
Not even a little bit. Wish i could believe in a higher power, but just cant.
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Pepsi or coke? (If other check the box [])
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Pepsi or coke? (If other check the box [])
Tea, cold as my soul, strong as a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, unsugared, and in large amounts.
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...and in large amounts.
Is there any other way?