Utterly Mad
The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: Six on June 06, 2015, 02:21:31 pm
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Ask me anything, literally anything. I'll answer it. I'm going to regret this the minute Lorknis finds it.
BANDWAGON AWAAAY!
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Are you alive?
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If you had to give Satan a blowjob, how would you do it? Describe every little detail.
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I am alive.
I'd deepthroat that motherfucker 'till he couldn't take no more.
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do you love shrek?
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Shrek is love
Shrek is life
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Are you a lion that partakes in sieges?
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That's classified.
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Are you actually a whole siege that sieges lions?
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What is the biggest item you can fit into your intestine?
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How was your day?
Do you like to kiss guys?
Again, Bo Burnham reference
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Are you actually a whole siege that sieges lions?
That's also classified.
What is the biggest item you can fit into your intestine?
ur mum lol
How was your day?
Do you like to kiss guys?
Again, Bo Burnham reference
Pretty shitty tbh
Yes, especially Bo Burnham
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How many hoökers should I steal and keep in my country (my house is just past the border of England so it's now called elemerica)
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Have you continued playing Cataclysm DDA even after The Modenning.
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How many hoökers should I steal and keep in my country (my house is just past the border of England so it's now called elemerica)
12
Have you continued playing Cataclysm DDA even after The Modenning.
I haven't actually, not because I don't want to or I've actively chosen to stop playing, I just haven't really had time or enough interest.
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Have you continued playing Cataclysm DDA even after The Modenning.
I haven't actually, not because I don't want to or I've actively chosen to stop playing, I just haven't really had time or enough interest.
I however have somewhat, my shift key on here likes to randomly decide to work and not work. It is really obnoxious to use the onscreen keyboard. The infighting is a little OP if you have a hoard on your back just rob a jewelry store or something to bring in eyebots and the zombies will go attack that.
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I don't play Cata because Inadequate was right. In the pursuit of realism, the fun was slowly drained out.
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Where were you on the night of October 5th 2010?
Not asking as part of a murder investigation, nope.
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Where were you on the night of October 5th 2010?
Not asking as part of a murder investigation, nope.
In a dark alleyway furiously màsturbating to a naked dwarf fight.
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What is the origin of your username?
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Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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What is the origin of your username?
I like lions. The word SiegeLion sounded cool to me at the time.
Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
I did once, some fucking nut came up to me wearing some stupid makeup and laughing to himself.
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Bringing this back since Bubba brought his back, and it is the bandwagon.
ASK ME ALL THE THINGS, ESPECIALLY THE WEIRD THINGS.
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I. What is your favorite food to eat?
II. What is your favorite band?
III. What is your favorite song?
IV. What/Who/Etcetera do you miss most about the DDA Forum?
V. What is your favorite book?
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I. What is your favorite food to eat? Rare Steak with Blackbean Sauce
II. What is your favorite band? It's a tie up between Fall Out Boy and Rise Against, I'd lean towards Rise Against but I haven't listened to them in a while and I'm going to see Fall Out Boy live soon
III. What is your favorite song? This one's pretty difficult, don't really know if I can answer it
IV. What/Who/Etcetera do you miss most about the DDA Forum? The old quotes
V. What is your favorite book? It's between Terry Pratchett's I Shall Wear Midnight and Thudd
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Women or men?
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Are you a Separatist attack helicopter or a Stargate now?
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Currently I feel like I'm both and it's a very conflicting and difficult feeling.
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Have You Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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Once, and only once. Never again.
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What was your opinion on Cecil the lion, your obvious brethren.
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Cecil was pretty chill, went the pub a couple times with him.
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How gay are you?
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How gay are you?
He has a Girlfriend.
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He's most defiantly gayer then the utterly mad, god.
Actual question:
Bruh, what is better then cheese-cake? Other then sex.
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Do waffles like to have hot lesbian sex with mountains in Cambodia?
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Also here's another question: who would win in a fight? Me, AJ, you, or Forrest?
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Who would you stab if you had to stab someone and faced no consequences?
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How gay are you?
I am the gayest.
How gay are you?
He has a Girlfriend.
Even she knows I'm the gayest
He's most defiantly gayer then the utterly mad, god.
Actual question:
Bruh, what is better then cheese-cake? Other then sex.
Lemon Cheesecake
Do waffles like to have hot lesbian sex with mountains in Cambodia?
Definitely not
Also here's another question: who would win in a fight? Me, AJ, you, or Forrest?
Probably Forrest, he seems like a super hardcore motherfucker.
Who would you stab if you had to stab someone and faced no consequences?
David Cameron
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Would you rather have Leprosy or the Black Death?
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Do you even potato?
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Would you rather have Leprosy or the Black Death?
Syphilis
Do you even potato?
Only during the month of Julember.
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Would you fukkin' fight me m8 u wuldn't ur scared
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Is your name a subliminal message that encourages people to siege lions, with one of the many people who were affected by it being the dentist who killed Cecil?
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Would you fukkin' fight me m8 u wuldn't ur scared
id fuckin fite u m80 ill fuckin kill u
Is your name a subliminal message that encourages people to siege lions, with one of the many people who were affected by it being the dentist who killed Cecil?
No, killing Lions is bad. While Walter Palmer was a disgusting human for even wanting to hunt Lions in the first place, it wasn't exactly his fault that it was Cecil who he shot, his guide lied to him and manipulated the situation.
Also gonna quickly throw in my views on hunting in general here.
Hunting for Food = Absolutely completely fine, as long as you eat what you kill.
Hunting for Sport = No, stop it. There's absolutely no need.
Hunting for Sport and Food = Sure, enjoy it as long as you eat it.
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Are you a peasant, or are you a part of the PC masterrace?
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PC MASTER RACE REPORTING IN
Though I did used to be a console peasant for Halo.
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PC MASTER RACE REPORTING IN
Though I did used to be a console peasant for Halo.
Do you still use Steam? I got you as a friend on there, unless there is some other Siegelion, and it says you have not been on Steam for 63 days. Unless it is Steam fucking with me, which is highly likely.
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PC MASTER RACE REPORTING IN
Though I did used to be a console peasant for Halo.
Do you still use Steam? I got you as a friend on there, unless there is some other Siegelion, and it says you have not been on Steam for 63 days. Unless it is Steam fucking with me, which is highly likely.
Its the same for me.
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PC MASTER RACE REPORTING IN
Though I did used to be a console peasant for Halo.
Do you still use Steam? I got you as a friend on there, unless there is some other Siegelion, and it says you have not been on Steam for 63 days. Unless it is Steam fucking with me, which is highly likely.
We have a origin/console peasant among us...
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How long would you survive as an Imperial Guardsman?
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Would you survive longer as an Inquisitor than as an Imperial Guardsman?
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Which god of these 4 would you worship: Tzeentch, Slaanesh, Nurgle or Khorne?
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Yeah, would it be Bladedraw, Slowdance, Gurgle, or Corn?
[Heh, I'm making fun of the WarHammer Gods!]
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Yeah, would it be Bladedraw, Slowdance, Gurgle, or Corn?
[Heh, I'm making fun of the WarHammer Gods!]
Uh, only Corn is remotely correct in the pronounciation, sorry to say. Bladedraw doesn't sound like Tzeentch anyways.
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I don't use Steam very often, especially lately because I haven't been playing games much
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I apparently forgot to answer a lot of questions but I'm also reviving my AmA because GIVE ME ATTENTION. ALL OF IT. NOW. I AM YOUR GOD.
And also because AmAs are cool.
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What if teletubbies were not kil?
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What if teletubbies were not kil?
Stalin.
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What if Stalin killed the teletubbies?
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How have you been lately?
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What if Stalin killed the teletubbies?
{Communism Intensifies}
How have you been lately?
Actually pretty good despite a few bad things
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Is friend computer your friend, you Commie traitor?
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AFTER YOU WON THE SUPERBOWL?!
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Is friend computer your friend, you Commie traitor?
01111011 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01110101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01101101 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01101110 01110011 01101001 01100110 01101001 01100101 01110011 01111101
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AFTER YOU WON THE SUPERBOWL?!
DIDNEY WORL
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I bet you're a machine empath, too.
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Do You Feel Like a Hero Yet?
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Do You Feel Like a Hero Yet?
I feel like an hero
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do you like butts
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Butts are pretty good
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What's your porn name?
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Baron Von Dickstein.
I sometimes go by the name Wild Chalupa or Mr John the Baptist. Depending upon what kinda porn I'm doing at the time.
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do you like gals with a bit of muscle but not too much?
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Yeah actually, kind of my preference.
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How many fetishes do you have?
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And then the thread was inexplicibally locked.
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🔒🔑
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🔓✅
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You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
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How many fetishes do you have?
Probably like 12 or something, I dunno, it's a broad topic for me.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
The turtle tortured and murdered my family. This is revenge.
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How many squirrels could you fit in your pants?
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Can a turtle out run you?
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How many squirrels could you fit in your pants?
3.
Can a turtle out run you?
Not when I've got my handy dandy rocket boots on!
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Do you guys still have to pay for a TV licence and only get BBC stuff, or can you get more international channels these days?
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We still pay for TV licenses, but yeah we get a lot more than BBC these days, although they're considering getting rid of TV licenses or finding a way to force you to have one to stream content off the internet, fucking bellends.
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If you had one day to spend at any place at any point in time, where and when would you pick?
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Oh fuck, I don't even know, I'd probably go back and spend a day buying cheap apple stocks from when they first started up, I'd be a millionaire now.
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Do you enjoy "old" top gear (jeremy clarkson, richard hammond, james may) or "new" top gear (matt leblanc, chris evans)?
Actually I think chris evans is out now. From what I hear, he was unpleasant to work with and really didn't give a shit about the show. I stopped watching when the guys left (may and hammoned) or were thrown out (clarkson.)
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Old Topgear for life.
Matt LeBlanc is a pretty cool guy, sure, but he'll never be Clarkson. Chris Evans is just an annoying twat and I don't know how he hasn't been stabbed yet.
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Can you even? Can you odd?!
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I find evens odd and while I can do many things I can't even odd.
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Why are you moar smol than Camera?
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Because I'll fuckin fight you
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siegelion? more like siegekitten at at your size. :D
Also are you afraid of seven?
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siegelion? more like siegekitten at at your size. :D
Also are you afraid of seven?
No, but nine is. Or they would be, but... o3o
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I'm actually afraid of sharks
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Why are you afraid of cute sushi?
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It killed my parents
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Did Bubbado it? *cue rimshot*
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It killed my parents
Are u going to dress up like a shark and fight crime now?
Dnanannanana ssharkman!
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Did Bubbado it? *cue rimshot*
Get out.
It killed my parents
Are u going to dress up like a shark and fight crime now?
Dnanannanana ssharkman!
Dunno, probably will.
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Are you prepared for the Necropostening?
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No, not really.
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But are you ready for Freddy?
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Only if he'll let me call him daddy