Utterly Mad
The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: Perigrin on August 24, 2015, 12:31:44 am
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Got a weird story. A friend of mine goes to a larger school than the rest of us, and he is pretty damn attractive. He keeps getting hit on by completely random people. He actually had to turn someone in for sexual harassment because this creepy guy kept stroking his back and attempting to grab his dick. Because apparently this stuff happens to attractive people.
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Ive had that happen to me maybe once or twice, though I'm not what I think most people would class as being quite attractive, which is fine, and it is certainly incredibly annoying.
I have a friend who always gets attacked by Swans, I'm not entirely sure why they all hate him but they do. Swans are fucking dangerous though.
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My stepbrother and I were walking to a gas station to buy corn dogs when an old drunk lady approached us, told us not to "climb on the rock piles," and then proceeded to follow us around town trying to get us to buy her beer. I was fourteen, my stepbrother was ten.
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Ive had that happen to me maybe once or twice, though I'm not what I think most people would class as being quite attractive, which is fine, and it is certainly incredibly annoying.
I have a friend who always gets attacked by Swans, I'm not entirely sure why they all hate him but they do. Swans are fucking dangerous though.
Ive had that happen to me maybe once or twice, though I'm not what I think most people would class as being quite attractive, which is fine, and it is certainly incredibly annoying.
I have a friend who always gets attacked by Swans, I'm not entirely sure why they all hate him but they do. Swans are fucking dangerous though.
When my sister and I were kids we were going door to door taking orders for flower bulbs, and some geese attacked us, the gander charging and hissing at us. I fucking hate geese.
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I was throwing food at geese a few days ago, if you've never seen a goose eat a crisp then it's an amazing experience.
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I was throwing food at geese a few days ago, if you've never seen a goose eat a crisp then it's an amazing experience.
I want to see a goose eat a Firecracker(lit)