Utterly Mad
The Pit => The Highway => Topic started by: Wheel-Son on January 05, 2016, 08:02:38 pm
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Tip #1:
Under any circumstances, do not say anything sexist/misogonistic within earshot of a female.
Tip #2
Most females in the wastes are highly competent, they can still like traditionally feminine things however. If you question the former, you will experience the latter.
Tip #3
If you get some sketchy meat from a trader that refuses to tell you what it is, don't eat it. Unless you; A. Want to become a cannibal or B. Become a wendigo.
Tip #4
Walking away from an explosion may be "Cool" but we won't feel sorry for you if you get impaled by a shard of shrapnel you didn't see.
Everyone's free to put tips up if you want.
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"Walk softly and carry a big gun"
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Tip #5:
Don't talk shit about anyone within earshot of anyone.
Tip #6:
Just don't talk about anyone behind their back
Tip #7:
Don't ask Wendy if he has any burgers.
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Tip #8
Your GM is a shitlord, stoke his ego and he will give sweet swag
Tip #9
Have sex with the mutants, they give you "powers"