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Title: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2015, 12:56:15 pm
Welcome to Ohio, or what's left of it... Mythical creatures came to life, ghosts turned out to be true, gangs of cannibals, racists, and psychopaths. But they're still good people left in this world, like the plague doctors, they are a group of doctors that help everyone. They took over Fort Hayes, that is the trading hub of Ohio.


Everyone:
You wake up.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 01:09:36 pm
?? examines his surroundings, as to recall what random location he decided to sleep at today.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2015, 01:30:40 pm
Nameless wonder:
You seem to be camped out at, what seems to be, a gas station. It seems that you havn't looted the building yet

Spoiler: Description of gas station (hover to show)
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 01:53:30 pm
Loot ALL THE THINGS, with the help of my crowbar.

Once all things have been looted, Examine the area surrounding the gas station.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2015, 02:05:57 pm
Nameless wanderer:
You find:
(D10=7 d4=4)
A handful of shotgun shells
A handful of shotgun hulls
Two cans of "Golden Ribbon" baked beans
A bar of "Heavenly Delight" chocolate
A paper bag of "Lawful friends EEEVIL ROAST" brand coffee.
A Person "Ravager" Multitool

You walk to the door of the mechanic's area, it's locked, You pry it open.

You look around:
(D10=6 d4=1)
A rusted wrench
5x handfuls of mechanical parts

Outside, there is an old wreck of a bus, down the road you see a sign.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Exodus on March 04, 2015, 02:17:10 pm
Andrew awakens and looks around rapidly, making sure that nothing is attacking him. Once he is sure of this he will look more closely at his surroundings and see if he can find any fancy things lying about that would be beneficial to his survival.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2015, 02:23:24 pm
Andrew:
You're home, outside you see a few houses and an apartment building.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 02:28:40 pm
?? Takes ALL THE THINGS* and eats the chocolate bar as he walks towards the bus in search of more sweet loot.



*The loot may not be useful to ??, but someone at the Fort would probably pay a pretty price for them.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2015, 02:43:24 pm
Mr. ?:
It's mostly just an empty husk of a bus, but you find:
A few dirty rags
Some metal scraps, and
A rusted pipe.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 02:46:54 pm
?? contemplates the possibility of a philosophical meaning behind this loot.



(Not a joke. I want you to role a dice for this.)
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2015, 03:10:42 pm
Man dude, the guy:
The rags were on the pipe, the scraps were in a poorly made bag, it was falling apart, that made more rags. They're is a few blood stains that, at first, looked like rust. Someone was killed here.

Other then that, no 'philosophical meaning'.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Exodus on March 04, 2015, 03:31:05 pm
Andrew would look out the treehouse and make sure the coast is clear before sprinting away towards one of the more isolated houses, once there he would secure it against threats and then begin looting. Because looting is good!
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 03:35:38 pm
Quote from: wilson7755 on March 04, 2015, 03:10:42 pm
no 'philosophical meaning'.
This saddens ?? greatly. Even his clown mask seems to frown. Which is strange, because clowns, or even clown masks are supposed to be happy. And because it's a mask.

?? looks at the sign he saw earlier, for something to cheer him up from the depressing lack-of-philosophical-meaning-behind-the-loot.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2015, 03:44:18 pm
Crazy tree man Andrew:
You head to a house with a tall-ish faded white picket fence.
You hear some chatter,
"Man, that guy had some good shit!"

"Yeah, man what a shame he fought back. He would make a great slave"

Slavers.

? Dude:
The sign says

Fort Hayes: 24 miles, with an arrow pointing forward.
Ellis: 15 miles, with an arrow pointing forward.
Hometown: 8 miles with an arrow pointing to the left.

You hear some rustling, then a hiss.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 04:02:59 pm
Rustling? Hissing? Must be a snake. A snake that wants revenge for his snake-friends that I killed to make my longcoat. Well, I WILL NOT BE OUTMATCHED! RUN TOWARDS THE HISS AND PREPARE TO CUT WHATEVER MADE THE NOISE INTO CHUNKS SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT INSIDE A SINGLE HAIR!

(Screw it, I have decided ?? will be kinda-crazy. The insanity goes well with his clown mask.)
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Perigrin on March 04, 2015, 04:19:00 pm
Ahh, a good day to be alive. Sir Donald gets up, and prepares his gear for another day of looting the town he wad holed up in.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2015, 04:29:31 pm
Crazy ? Dude:
You sprint towards the hissing, it's a mothman. What do you do?

Spoiler: Note (hover to show)

Sir Roland Mcdoland:
You get up and grab your gear, out the window you see a few houses and a Motel.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Perigrin on March 04, 2015, 04:32:48 pm
TOO THE MOTEL. DUES VULT.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 04:34:48 pm
Quote from: wilson7755 on March 04, 2015, 04:29:31 pm
Crazy ? Dude:
You sprint towards the hissing, it's a mothman. What do you do?

Spoiler: Note (hover to show)

Quote from: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 04:02:59 pm
CUT IT INTO CHUNKS SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT INSIDE A SINGLE HAIR!
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2015, 04:45:25 pm
Unknown:
You attempt to cut up the Moth man
(D6=1)
You missed, how the hell did you miss.
The mothman attempts to tackle you!
(D6=5)
It tackles you successfully, what do you do?

Ronald McDonald:
You head over to the motel, what do you loot first? The cars, you may find a working one! The first floor, clothing, snacks and VCR's! Second floor, second verse same as the first.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Perigrin on March 04, 2015, 04:47:13 pm
Loot the first floor. Cars are for heathens.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 04:49:28 pm
CHOKE IT UNTIL THE NOISES STOP!
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2015, 05:05:50 pm
Strangler minus the hood:
You attempt to choke out the mothman,
(D6=2)
You bites you in your left hand, you're bleeding.

Donald:
You scavenge the first floor, you find:
A large pile of rotted clothes (about 10 dirty rags)
A bag of "Wavs" Potato chips
Two "heavenly delight" Chocolate bars
An olive green hoodie.
A pair of grayish cargo pants.
A can of "S'aucay" Brand potatoes.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 05:09:00 pm
Apply fists to mothman's mouth, while kneeing its crotch-zone.*

*I'm wondering if this will even work. Are mothmens' reproductive organs similar to humans'?
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Perigrin on March 04, 2015, 05:09:27 pm
Grab the food, tear up the clothes for rags, take that too. Progress to floor two.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Perigrin on March 04, 2015, 05:10:06 pm
Quote from: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 05:09:00 pm
Apply fists to mothman's mouth, while kneeing its crotch-zone.*

*I'm wondering if this will even work. Are mothmens' reproductive organs similar to humans'?
(ask Chaz)
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Exodus on March 04, 2015, 06:15:31 pm
Gonna head over towards the apartment buildings as these houses are homes to slavers apparently.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2015, 07:56:58 pm
Andrew:
You go to walk out, you head over to the apartment building, there's garages, and the building itself. What do you do?
Donald:
You head up to the second floor, you find:
Two woolen blankets
Half a dozen gross, dirty, blankets.
A few books
???:
You shove your fist in it's mouth and you kick it in the dick, it has no effect, it's a female! You monster.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 08:02:20 pm
Quote from: wilson7755 on March 04, 2015, 07:56:58 pm
You shove your fist in it's mouth and you kick it in the dick, it has no effect, it's a female! You monster.
Rule 34

I didn't literally mean put my fist in its mouth, I meant to punch it... But this gives me a gorey idea!

Reach down its throat and rip something out, while simultaneously attempting to hack its arm off with the hatchet.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Exodus on March 04, 2015, 08:25:19 pm
Andrew would go into the garage first and attempt to salvage any mechanical tools or heaven forbid a working vehicle of some sort. He would lock the doors to the main building while he searched.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Perigrin on March 04, 2015, 08:42:55 pm
Nab the blankets, make a hobo bundle at the butt end of the spear, and go back out.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2015, 09:06:29 pm
??:
Uh, okay... You shove your fist deeper into it's mouth, while attempting to chop off it's arm.
(D6=3)
You cut the arm enough where it's useless to her, you yank on it's tongue, but it's too slimy.
Andrew:
You find:
(D10=8 D4=3)
A "Crafts" tool-kit, containing some basic tools like a wrench, screw drivers of all kinds, a flashlight, some duct tape, and some bolts, nuts, and nails
An air pump
three two-by-fours
2 un-rusted pipes
and an air valve.
Doland:
You head out, you see what seems to be a group of Bad Muthas, what do you do?
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Perigrin on March 04, 2015, 09:09:52 pm
CHARGE! GOD WILLS IT!
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Exodus on March 04, 2015, 09:16:14 pm
Andrew has an amazing idea involving how increasing the pressure of a canister to a certain level should cause it to explode violently. He begins to rig together an air canister bomb if at all possible, He takes the Tool-kit and uses that to help, he also boards up the garage a bit more with the two by fours.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Hibou on March 04, 2015, 09:45:40 pm
Medan rolls out of bed, and onto his feet. He was in his home, as he usually was, enjoying the morning light filtering in from the spaces in the boarded up window. He stands in his room for a long while, watching dust motes float in and out of the golden beams of light. Their dance hypnotizes Medan for a bit, and he pulls himself out of it to get dressed.

Wearing his usual attire, he walks outside and greets the day with gusto, and then goes about checking his animal traps.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Forrest on March 05, 2015, 02:26:49 am
Candle didn't actually wake up for a while; he was in a bit of a stupor as he awoke, gas mask and jacket still on, curled up on the floor of his shack. Another lovely day in paradise, eh? Stretching out and giving a silent yawn, Candle decides to open up the door to his shack and inspect his surroundings.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 05, 2015, 04:37:26 am
Decapitate it!
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 05, 2015, 08:55:01 am
??:
You attempt to chop off it's head!
(D6=6)
You chop it clean off!
Medan: Go go to check your traps, dead leaves crunching beneath your feet, you find in your traps:
D8=4 D4=4
You find a fox, two rabbits and a squirrel.
Candle:
You look outside your small shed, you see a small convenience store, a few houses, and a pharmacy.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 05, 2015, 09:02:30 am
?? butchers its corpse and eats it raw, then proceeds left to 'Hometown'.

(Three ?s in a row make a ??? face, so I just use two ?s.)
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Forrest on March 05, 2015, 10:05:48 am
"Pharmacy.....or store....hmmmm..." Candle wonders aloud, looking at the two buildings with equal interest. "Meh, let's check out the store first."  He decides, making his way there.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Perigrin on March 05, 2015, 03:57:38 pm
Quote from: wilson7755 on March 05, 2015, 08:55:01 am
??:
You attempt to chop off it's head!
(D6=6)
You chop it clean off!
Medan: Go go to check your traps, dead leaves crunching beneath your feet, you find in your traps:
D8=4 D4=4
You find a fox, two rabbits and a squirrel.
Candle:
You look outside your small shed, you see a small convenience store, a few houses, and a pharmacy.
(What about my action?)
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Exodus on March 05, 2015, 04:06:05 pm
(And mine.)
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Hibou on March 05, 2015, 07:01:01 pm
Medan gathers up the animals in his arms, and enters his home to skin and harvest their meat. He pulls out his pocket knife, and starts cutting away at the fox's belly.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 05, 2015, 07:25:19 pm
((Oh shit, sorry guys!))
Donald:
You charge at the Bad Muthas,
(D6=6!!!)
You impale one of them, he screams in pain, you push him off of your spear.

Bad Mutha Leader- Condition: Fine- Weapon: Makeshift "Do-It Yourself" Pneumatic Dart Gun
Bad Mutha- Condition: Fine- Weapon: Hunting Knife
Bad Mutha- Condition: Entrails falling out, dying- Weapon: Large makeshift blade
Andrew:
You board up the garage you are in, you make: A "Deadly Air" Air bomb.

Candle:
You walk into the convenience store, there are tipped over shelves, broken glass, and florescent lights broken on the floor. You look for anything of use:
(D12=4 D6=4)
A can of "777" Sardines
A bottle of "Aqua Pur" Purified water
A bag of "Meaty Moo" Jerky
A bag of "Nice" Brand granola bar
??:
You butcher and eat the meat raw, Why would you do, that I don't know. You might catch something. You head over to Hometown
Medan:
You cut up the fox, you get a medium sized pelt, two pieces of small meat, and some offal.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Forrest on March 05, 2015, 07:31:25 pm
Candle shoves the items into his pack, humming under his breath. "And now for that pharmacy....."
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 05, 2015, 07:52:34 pm
?? examines Hometown and it surroundings because wilson didn't give a description of it, and wonders why it's called Hometown when to 99.99% of people, it wasn't their hometown. Perhaps a philosophical reason?
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Exodus on March 05, 2015, 07:58:46 pm
Going to try to create a remote activation for the air explosive. Once that is done he will make sure the coast is clear and then move the bomb to the Slaver house. After that is done he will sneak away and detonate the explosive while whistling a classical tune.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Perigrin on March 05, 2015, 08:00:26 pm
Smash nearest Frenchman Baddy with the tower shield, stab out at the other one.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Hibou on March 05, 2015, 08:42:17 pm
Medan sets the edibles aside from the pelt, and finishes butchering the rest of the corpses, humming a tuneless song as he does.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 05, 2015, 09:20:06 pm
Donald:
You shield bash the the second goon and attempt to stab the leader

Andrew:
You attempt to make some sort of remote detonator.
(D8=7)
You succeed! You sneak over to the house were the slavers were camping at, you roll the tank in.

"What the hell?"

You hurry out and activate the bomb.
(D4=4)
IT WORKS, IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
The goons are shredded with shrapnel, do you loot what they have?
Candle:
You head over to the pharmacy, you see shattered glass, broken doors, and graffiti.

AL WAS HERE

You go through whats left of the door, you look around to find anything of use:
A 1/2 full bottle of "Cavico"
A 1/4 full bottle of antibiotics.
Medan:
You gain two small pelts, 5 small portions of meat.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Exodus on March 05, 2015, 09:35:59 pm
Andrew would rapidly loot the bodies, taking about 1 minute maximum before taking off for his treehouse hideaway, he will actually look at what he gets once he's there. For now he's just focused on grabbing and going.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 05, 2015, 09:40:23 pm
(What about me? :( )
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Perigrin on March 05, 2015, 09:42:51 pm
I'm assuming I bashed him to the ground.

I smash his neck with the bottom of the tower shield, while using the spear to fend the other bastard off.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 05, 2015, 10:16:30 pm
The dude I forgot about ??:
Eh, it's kinda unassuming sub-urban town, nearby farms, it may have a message board or a library telling tales of the town.

Andrew: You find:
A crossbow
A baseball bat
2x sets of clothes
A "Hiya Poopy" school backpack
A "Yukon" Camping backpack
Some 'Jerky' You shouldn't eat that.

Donald: You bash the other goon, he goes down, coughing. The leader fires his dartgun at you
(D6=3)
A dart hits your arm, it's still in there.

You stab at the leader,
(D6=4)
it pierces his abdomen.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 05, 2015, 10:18:56 pm
?? Looks for a:
Quote from: wilson7755 on March 05, 2015, 10:16:30 pm
message board or a library telling tales of the town.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Perigrin on March 05, 2015, 10:21:48 pm
Smash coughing guy again, rip out dart, throw spear at leader and insult his heritage.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Forrest on March 05, 2015, 11:11:02 pm
Candle pockets the meds, wondering what Cavico is, before exiting the pharmacy.
"Ha! Meds! Wonder where I can sell this...."
He thinks, hopefully being able to recall a Plague Doc-related area, what with his friendly terms with the group.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Exodus on March 05, 2015, 11:13:29 pm
Andrew puts the Yukon backpack on and also straps in the baseball bat in place of his electrical oioe weapon which is shortened to crossbow bolt sized and put into the crossbow.

 He takes off a strap from the other backpack and turns it into a string. He then stuffs the jerky in the unused backpack and moves back down to the exploded house. He ties the string to the remaining strap and then ties the other end to the trigger of the crossbow which he lines up with the baitpack and hopefully keeps hidden from easy sight.

Making a hidden crossbow trap basically.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 06, 2015, 02:23:36 pm
((Okay, I plan for Rhodri to go to a special event place. A haunted farm, That's all the details I am going to give out))
Andrew:
You attempt to make a crossbow trap, You succeed! You head back to base.


Candle:
You remember that you arent too far away from Fort Hayes, it's like eight miles up the north road.

Donald:
You try to insult his heritage but, it doesn't do much... You throw the spear at the Leader
(D8=7)
It goes through his chest, he's dead before he can hit the ground. The guy your beating the shit out of surrenders.

??:
You try to find a message board, you find one near a town hall. It reads

Missing Cat:
WILL YOU FIND FLUFFY?!

Notice:
Do not go to Old Redwood Farm, I don't care if you want to know if it's haunted or not! That's trespassing.

Hmm... Interesting, Might be a nice place to go, might find some tools or, god forbid, A gun.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 06, 2015, 02:34:42 pm
Quote from: wilson7755 on March 06, 2015, 02:23:36 pm
Missing Cat:
WILL YOU FIND FLUFFY?!

Notice:
Do not go to Old Redwood Farm, I don't care if you want to know if it's haunted or not! That's trespassing.

Hmm... Interesting, Might be a nice place to go, might find some tools or, god forbid, A gun. OR MAYBE FLUFFY! -Rhodri/?? :D
Maybe Fluffy is in the farm!

?? WILL SEARCH FOR FLUFFY IN THE FARM, because he is the noble-ist of all insane people!
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Exodus on March 06, 2015, 03:21:21 pm
[So...did I actually succeed?]
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 06, 2015, 03:37:50 pm
((Pfft, naw it's not like I forgot about you or anything... Shut up, I did not... *Sigh* Edited))
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Perigrin on March 06, 2015, 03:40:14 pm
Take him captive. make him carry the loot, and head on to the houses. tie him with whatever cordage i can find, preferably wiring.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Exodus on March 06, 2015, 05:41:37 pm
Andrew's just gonna chill for a while...wait til some idiot inevitably goes into the house and tries to pick up the backpack...people are stupid like that.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Forrest on March 06, 2015, 06:59:55 pm
Candle shall attempt to walk to Fort Hayes!
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Hibou on March 06, 2015, 08:15:30 pm
Medran exits his home again, this time to forage some firewood from the probably nearby forest.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 06, 2015, 11:28:00 pm
Medran:
You go gather some firewood, you hear a few twigs snap and some chatter.
"Okay, we need to make it to the fort."
"I KNOW! Stop repeating it to me, Jesus..."
You catch a glimpse of them, they seem to be dressed as Plague Doctors. They seem lost.

Candle:
You head over to Fort Hayes.

Andrew:
You chill in your home.

Donald:
You try to make him carry the loot, he replies with, "Fuck no!" and attempts to book it.

??:
You find the abandoned farm. You look around, you see a faded red barn, an old farm house, and a field with a very creepy scarecrow, doesn't seem to be working though, crows are hoarding on that thing.

Spoiler: FAST FACTS (hover to show)
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 06, 2015, 11:35:39 pm
?? enters the farm house, in search of Fluffy.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Perigrin on March 06, 2015, 11:52:59 pm
smash him with the shield again, and ask nicely.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Exodus on March 07, 2015, 01:22:23 am
Andrew would wait a little longer and then check his trap. If it was empty he would begin to loot the house since he actually hasntvdone that yet. Then he'd return home.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 07, 2015, 09:43:38 pm
The Un-named:
You head over to the faded barn, you feel like you're being watched.

The Barn
The air is musty and stale, you see a workbench with a corpse that seems to be a small house cat,
I guess that's where fluffy is.

Where to go,
Ladder to second floor and
A door to a room

Andrew:
You hear a voice
"What idiot left a pack here? OH SHI-"

Donald:
You smash him with the shield again, he runs off.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 07, 2015, 10:39:39 pm
No! FLUFFY! The adorable cat must be avenged!

?? nonchalantly butchers and eats the cat, then enters the other room, in search of VENGENCE!
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 07, 2015, 10:42:45 pm
((Um, that cat's been there for years, it's been rotted to hell and back))
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 07, 2015, 10:58:19 pm
Quote from: wilson7755 on March 07, 2015, 10:42:45 pm
((Um, that cat's been there for years, it's been rotted to hell and back))
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ??'s ACTIONS!? YOU ARE A HERETIC! I FOLLOW THE ORDERS OF THE GREAT TARDIGRADES OF THE VOID THEMSELVES! TO QUESTION MY ACTIONS IS TO QUESTION THE TARDIGRADES! I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ONCE I FIND YOU!

Written with love, -??
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 07, 2015, 11:03:28 pm
((And by rotted to hell and back, I mean it's mostly skeleton.))
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 07, 2015, 11:10:02 pm
Quote from: wilson7755 on March 07, 2015, 11:03:28 pm
((And by rotted to hell and back, I mean it's mostly skeleton.))
Mostly.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Perigrin on March 07, 2015, 11:11:58 pm
>Throw spear at runner
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Exodus on March 07, 2015, 11:34:02 pm
Andrew whistles a calm tone, strides in and knocks the man out with his bat if he us alive...which he shouldnt be given electrical bolt. Then he would loot him and reset the trap, moving the body slightly out into another room.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 08, 2015, 08:39:56 pm
??: You cut up the skeleton, you get a few bones and some patches of fur, nothing "Edible", You head over to the other room. You see a few shelves and a crate here or there- Was the scarecrow there before? It somehow got closer.

Andrew:
You head over to the house, the man is passed out cold. You loot him, you find a small folding knife, he didn't have a backpack. You drag him to the other room.

Donald:
But the spear is in the Leader's corpse!
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 08, 2015, 08:49:25 pm
Quote from: wilson7755 on March 08, 2015, 08:39:56 pm
??: You cut up the skeleton, you get a few bones and some patches of fur, nothing "Edible", You head over to the other room. You see a few shelves and a crate here or there- Was the scarecrow there before? It somehow got closer.
The scarecrow is conspiring against me! CUT IT INTO PIECES SMALL ENOUGH TO BE SHOVED INTO SOMEONE'S DICKHOLE!
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Hibou on March 08, 2015, 08:55:01 pm
Medran shrugs, takes his sticks back inside and goes about living his life.

((I'm really sorry, but I think I'm gonna have to drop out of this, at least for the moment. What with GMing one RP and already being entrenched in two others, I don't think I can provide much quality content for this one in a timely manner.))
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Exodus on March 08, 2015, 10:27:42 pm
Andrew heads into the next house and starts to loot it.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 10, 2015, 03:25:52 pm
??:
You charge at the scarecrow, you see that it's holding a scythe. When you swing the hatchet at its head, it catches your hand...

Median:
You walk away from the group

*Snap*

A twig snaps under your foot,
"Who's there?!" a Plague doctor says, you hear a gun cock.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Perigrin on March 10, 2015, 03:50:51 pm
throw the body of the leader at the fleeing bandito.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 10, 2015, 05:34:36 pm
Get the hand !!!OFF!!! and tackle the scarecrow! Proceed to try and rip it's face and inside of it's face off.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 10, 2015, 05:53:02 pm
Quote from: Rhodri on March 10, 2015, 05:34:36 pm
Get the hand !!!OFF!!! and tackle the scarecrow! Proceed to try and rip it's face and inside of it's face off.
((This is like hidden lake FYI))
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Exodus on March 10, 2015, 06:00:03 pm
[So, how about that looting.]
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 10, 2015, 06:32:18 pm
Quote from: wilson7755 on March 10, 2015, 05:53:02 pm
Quote from: Rhodri on March 10, 2015, 05:34:36 pm
Get the hand !!!OFF!!! and tackle the scarecrow! Proceed to try and rip it's face and inside of it's face off.
((This is like hidden lake FYI))
(And that text above your text was the action of an insane man who wears a clown mask and beats the shit out of anything hostile with his fists/hatchet, and eats any corpse he finds raw.)
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 10, 2015, 06:42:45 pm
((Will you get mad if he dies?))
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 10, 2015, 06:45:23 pm
Quote from: wilson7755 on March 10, 2015, 06:42:45 pm
((Will you get mad if he dies?))
(I make every turn expecting him to get killed, to see how lucky he is. Hence me demanding he eats the rotten cat, and charging randomly at random noises.)

(And the whole thing about staying in character. He's been shown to attempt to kill anything remotely hostile, regardless of how dangerous it is. Wait, that gives me a better idea!)

If all else fails, do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0RMtG8RXfY
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 10, 2015, 06:50:16 pm
See? I didn't forget! Andrew: You look around the house for supplies:
You find:
A can of "Cherry Delight" brand pie filling
a jar of pickles
And a kitchen knife

??:
The hand has you in a death grip, it readies the scythe. It cuts off your hand it's holding on too. You run to the house.

Donald:
You throw the corpse at the bandit, it goes forward a foot or two. He ran off.
Title: Re: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)
Post by: Rhodri on March 10, 2015, 06:56:32 pm
WELL THAT DIDN'T WORK!

INITIATE PLAN B! Hopefully it will distract the scarecrow long enough to provide to escape!

(Plan B is the Skyrim Shuffle.)