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Title: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 21, 2016, 03:56:24 pm
Ask me things, oh forum residents! I'm pretty open on almost my entire life so let all your strangest questions flow.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 21, 2016, 09:15:56 pm
GIVE ME THINE COMPUTER SPECS
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Post by: Six on June 22, 2016, 12:17:23 am
The tables have turned!
Why do you ask everyone about their dicks?
And what would you ask if they didnt have one?
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Post by: Wheel-Son on June 22, 2016, 12:29:54 am
do you feel like a hero, yet?
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Post by: Chaosvolt on June 22, 2016, 03:40:18 am
Since you're the asker of dick questions...assorted anatomy as rendered in furry art. What's the weirdest you've seen drawn? o3o
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Post by: Siege-Loli on June 22, 2016, 07:52:29 am
Since you're the asker of dick questions...assorted anatomy as rendered in furry art. What's the weirdest you've seen drawn? o3o

The weirdest dick I've seen drawn is this one dick that was a main mast that also had several offshoots that would wiggle about while inside.

do you feel like a hero, yet?
Yes willy.


The tables have turned!
Why do you ask everyone about their dicks?
And what would you ask if they didnt have one?
I don't know, probably because it's slightly comical and no one expects it.
I would ask them their breast size.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Six on June 22, 2016, 02:17:07 pm
The weirdest dick I've seen drawn is this one dick that was a main mast that also had several offshoots that would wiggle about while inside
Boaty McBoatDick?
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Post by: Siege-Loli on June 22, 2016, 02:19:10 pm
More like a tentacle monster dick but a boat shaped penis would be crazy too.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Six on June 22, 2016, 02:22:11 pm
Galleon Dick Ahoy!

Also, are you a weapon to surpass Metal Gear?
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 22, 2016, 02:28:09 pm
I am half man and HALF METAL GEAR!
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 22, 2016, 04:48:01 pm
I am half man and HALF METAL GEAR!

But does that make your human half a meat gear? If metal gears are made of metal, and humans are made of meat... o3o
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Post by: Siege-Loli on June 22, 2016, 05:01:55 pm
Meat Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Steak
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Post by: Wheel-Son on June 22, 2016, 05:37:47 pm
Booties or tiddies?
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Post by: Siege-Loli on June 22, 2016, 05:44:47 pm
Hm...

Small breasts and nice asses.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Six on June 22, 2016, 07:34:32 pm
Who shot JFK?
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Post by: Siege-Loli on June 22, 2016, 07:44:41 pm
Tough question. Could be the official story and it was the fuck face in the building or it could be a fuck face on a grassy knoll. Either way, a good man died and that is extremely disappointing.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on June 22, 2016, 08:55:41 pm
Are you sure it wasn't a grassy gnoll? o3o
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Post by: Six on June 23, 2016, 12:37:42 am
I think JFK time travelled and assassinated himself.
I'M NOT CRAZY DAMNIT, OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 23, 2016, 04:23:39 am
I think JFK time travelled and assassinated himself.
I'M NOT CRAZY DAMNIT, OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE

But then he would've become a fractal because time paradox.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Six on June 24, 2016, 03:03:21 am
Clearly not because he was secretly a lizard person, they've discovered a way to avoid paradoxes.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 24, 2016, 12:55:21 pm
It's probably fine, who needs the universe to exist anyway?
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 24, 2016, 01:21:21 pm
It's probably fine, who needs the universe to exist anyway?

But if we have no universe, where am I gonna put my stuff? o3o
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Six on June 24, 2016, 02:11:23 pm
It's probably fine, who needs the universe to exist anyway?

But if we have no universe, where am I gonna put my stuff? o3o
Probably gonna have to keep it in your butt, like they did in the olden days.
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Post by: Siege-Loli on June 24, 2016, 07:37:14 pm
Hell, even I keep my dice in my arse. Warm dice roll better.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on June 25, 2016, 01:33:32 am
But then your rolls will be shitty. o3o
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Post by: Siege-Loli on June 25, 2016, 03:09:40 am
But then your rolls will be shitty. o3o
Ah, touche' Senior Dragon.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on June 25, 2016, 03:18:50 am
Huehuehue. Also, time for a derp question. Ever mucked about with modding for any games? o3o
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 25, 2016, 12:34:42 pm
I did for Cataclysm at one point, basically turning all the layouts for the above ground buildings into ruins, turning the surface radiated, and forcing the player to live underground. I never posted it on their forums because fuck them.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 25, 2016, 12:41:25 pm
Huehuehue. I recall at one point trying to work up an overmap replacement mod as well, mostly just rewriting buildings with ruins and such. Never really worked that well, actually. :V
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Post by: Siege-Loli on June 25, 2016, 01:57:28 pm
Well it wouldn't be such a cluster fuck if they weren't using original map code from the Whale's Era.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 25, 2016, 02:34:32 pm
Derp. I recall what actually messed me up was I was mainly trying to use necropolis map tiles as replacements for their equivalent buildings, and that only gets you so far. :V
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Post by: Bubbadoo on June 25, 2016, 02:45:35 pm
Well it wouldn't be such a cluster fuck if they weren't using original map code from the Whale's Era.
Oh, you were around during the Whales Dev era.. before The Darkling Wolf Mod evolved into Dark Days Ahead?

..I don't remember seeing you on there, then again my memory of that forum is kinda hazy now.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 25, 2016, 05:01:58 pm
Well it wouldn't be such a cluster fuck if they weren't using original map code from the Whale's Era.
Oh, you were around during the Whales Dev era.. before The Darkling Wolf Mod evolved into Dark Days Ahead?

..I don't remember seeing you on there, then again my memory of that forum is kinda hazy now.
I actually never joined the Whale's forum but I read it extensively. I played the original Cataclysm to death (I still remember how the game was before cars).
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Post by: Chaosvolt on June 25, 2016, 05:40:01 pm
I envy you derps. A friend pestered me to try the game maybe a year, or at least several months, before I finally did so. :V
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Post by: guest48 on June 25, 2016, 06:55:24 pm
You ever going to update Solar?
:p
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 26, 2016, 12:18:37 am
You ever going to update Solar?
:p

I would bet the answer is "as regularly as Random_Dragon updates his handful of GMod mods" which is never.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 26, 2016, 12:39:22 am
why can't you let me be a space cowboy lorknis.

please let me a space cowboy.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 26, 2016, 08:32:02 pm
Sorry, I've been off-put recently. Tomorrow I put my dog down and it's been affecting my ability to write.

Either tonight or after it's done tomorrow you will have your update.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 26, 2016, 10:33:21 pm
Ah, sorry to hear. ._.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Siege-Loli on September 19, 2016, 02:36:02 am
I'm reopening this/bumping it back from the dead. I've felt rather distant from everyone here recently and have been dying to answer any questions you may want to ask.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 19, 2016, 03:12:32 am
Why won't you become one with Mother Russia? 3:
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Siege-Loli on September 19, 2016, 03:34:04 am
Airson mo chridhe Buinidh a dh'Alba!

Why won't you become one with Mother Russia? 3:
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Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 19, 2016, 06:08:06 pm
Whats your zombie apocalypse team/plan?
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Post by: saltmummy626 on September 19, 2016, 06:52:51 pm
Who is your animal crossing waifu?
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Post by: Six on September 19, 2016, 09:11:23 pm
Can you use your dick like a helicopter rotor?
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Post by: saltmummy626 on September 19, 2016, 10:08:42 pm
Also, how is goldenrains doing?  ;D
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 19, 2016, 10:29:33 pm
Also, how is goldenrains doing?  ;D

goldenrains

goldenrains

Salt confirmed for golden shower fan.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 19, 2016, 11:14:05 pm
Also, how is goldenrains doing?  ;D

goldenrains

goldenrains

Salt confirmed for golden shower fan.
Goldenrains, also known in dwarven as Limuludar. Don't worry about it lorknis, we started a new one with kobold kamp.
http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/rec-room/limuludar-fort-of-the-utterly-mad-(succession-game)-sign-up-now/
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Siege-Loli on September 20, 2016, 04:21:33 am
Goldenrains is doing fine, actually. I ended up playing it longer than I was supposed to and forgot to reupload it because raisins.
Also, how is goldenrains doing?  ;D

Can you use your dick like a helicopter rotor?
Yes, yes I can.

Whats your zombie apocalypse team/plan?
The zombie apocalypse is the least likely so I don't have one. I do have a plan for more likely events but if I told you that it would be counter-intuitive.

Who is your animal crossing waifu?
Never played animal crossing, sadly.
Title: Re: Lork's Terrifying AMA!
Post by: Six on September 22, 2016, 12:44:31 pm
Do you bip-bop the doo-wop?