Utterly Mad
The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: saltmummy626 on July 19, 2016, 12:37:08 am
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No, I'm just talking about that thing Wilson did for his birthday.
It's my birthday today, I went out to a cabin with some friends. One of them got me a shotgun. After a of drinking, one of my friends asked if I was ready to try it out. They led me around the back of the cabin where we had the prey caged up. My buddy popped the lock on the first cage and let out a fat nerd in the battlestar galactica tshirt. Had to taze him to get him moving instead of shouting about how "we couldn't do this to him." Once he was out of sight, we let the dogs loose and started the first hunt of the day. Best birthday ever. We are gonna release the next one in half an hour.
See? He said it first.
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god dammit saltmummy, i don't drink. God, jeez.
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When did things get so weird
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Salt is clearly a quote sorcerer, burn the heretic. D:
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Salt is clearly a quote sorcerer, burn the heretic. D:
Dabbling only, but legendary +5 in necromancy. I once accidentally necro'd an 11 year old post. That necro was so strong, somebodies cat reconstituted itself from it's ashes and started chasing flies. I'm better than that now.
I've also taken Wilsons kidneys. He gave them to me. Because of all the drinking.
god dammit saltmummy, I drink heavily. God, jeez.
See?
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Two can play this game. >.o
I've also taken Wilsons dong. He gave it to me. Because of all the drinking.
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I literally want to suck everyone's dick simultaneously. OwO
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Salt, you've created a monster.
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I hate you all, but not really.
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I love you all, but not really.
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Salt is a sexy beast...
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Six is the unquestionable God Emperor born again
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Last Quote Editor Posting: SALT, YOU DERP.
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Last Quote Editor Posting: SALTY ABOUT SALT.
FTFY
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That is definitely sharkrename material. o3o
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(http://i.imgur.com/X32uG.gif)
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Sweet zombie Jesus what.
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Sweet zombie Jesus what.
Japanese horse racing game.
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Sweet zombie Jesus what.
Japanese horse racing game.
The Japanese get all the best things
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The Japanese get all the best porn
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Damnit Caconym
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Damnit I love Caconym
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This is all Salt's fault. ;w;
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Well I had fun shooting a 1911, two AR-15s, an M1 Garand, and an M1903 Springfield yesterday.
I'd post videos and pics here, but until I can find a way of posting straight from Facebook to here without Imgur or anything like that, y'all are gonna have to wait a while.
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Nice. Next month I'm pondering trying one of the rentals at the range I was at back on the first of the month. :V
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Unless you can get a url off Facebook and use the [url] tag I don't think there's any other way
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This is all Salt's fault. What a genius!
Dance puppet, dance.
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This is all Salt's fault. What a genius!
Purge me in The Emperor's name for this heresy.
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This is all Salt's fault. What a genius!
Purge me in The Emperor's name for this heresy.
I like pineapple on pizza. ^o^
Too far?
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This is all Salt's fault. What a genius!
Purge me in The Emperor's name for this heresy.
I like pineapple on pizza. ^o^
I too occasionally enjoy pineapple on the circular pieces of dough and sauce known as 'pizza'
Not far enough.
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I am gonna eat you for this. ;w;
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I am gonna eat your ass for this. ;w;
Because everyone needs their recommended five portions of ass a day.
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Because everyone needs their recommended portion of Six's ass a day.
It was inevitable.
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Because everyone needs their recommended portion of Six's ass a day.
It was inevitable. ;)
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I stop paying attention for 4 pages and this happens. And, just so that you won't be tempted, FUCK ME NOW. There, nothinmore to corrupt.
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I once made my goldfish give me a blow job, I now have a fetish for fish on dicks.
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Because everyone needs their recommended portion of Six's ass a day.
It was inedible.
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Because everyone needs their recommended portion of Six's ass a day.
It was incredible.
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I stop paying attention for 4 pages and this happens. And, just so that you won't be tempted, FUCK ME NOW. There, nothinmore to corrupt.
Corruption is always a possibility. Cleanse them in The Emperor's name. D:
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Yeah I doth decree that I am splitting this into a new thread.
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I'm perigrin and this is my favorite thread on the internetz
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I'm perigrin and I ate caconym for ruining LMP
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I'm perigrin and I ate salt for starting it
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Sixposting INTENSIFIES
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SHITEATING INTENSIFIES
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[Sheissepostend Verstärkt]
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Aw. Why'd you move it? I thought "bullshittery" was what "last ____ posting" was for...
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Nope, you just bullshiterify everything you touch. ;w;
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Nope, you just give intense pleasure everything you touch. ;D touch me.
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Nope, you just make me want to eat you. ;D
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Nope, you just make me want to eat you out. ;D
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200% lewd. :V
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(http://i.imgur.com/3lZ1bjc.png)
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What the fuck even if that. It looks like a horsedog. D:
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What the fuck, how did you get that picture of me?
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTczODQ1ODU5NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNzM3MjkwMzE@._V1_UY268_CR9,0,182,268_AL_.jpg)
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I oughta sit on you for this. :V
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I oughta sit on your face for this. :V
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Probably what will end up happening. o3o