Utterly Mad
The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: Wheel-Son on August 19, 2016, 07:53:10 am
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Ask me stuff.
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Do you wanna fuck a snowman?
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I need to butt in and return a question of yours for your aka
Your opinion of posteriors on the preferred gender(s) of choice? Specifics of your favoring?
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Do you wanna fuck a snowman?
nay.
I need to butt in and return a question of yours for your aka
Your opinion of posteriors on the preferred gender(s) of choice? Specifics of your favoring?
I like ALL BUTTS
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/540/816/41d.png)
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So, yous' a pan?
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i jus' enjoy butts.
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Butt what is your opinion on the other lewd bits?
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i don' fuckin' know.
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Would you rather have to run 1/2 a mile, wearing a coat made of pilchards through a flock of starving puffins; or climb up a telegraph pole which is coated in cheese graters and then jump off into a skip full of mousetraps wearing only a swimsuit ?
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well, i'd take the third option and fucking shoot myself
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What kind of gun would you use?
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Bewbz or booty?
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Would you sell your soul to satan for a doughnut?
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What is it like to wake up every morning and pretend you aren't dying?
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Hey Wilson, what do you think about stuff?
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Would you rather punch an elderly woman in the face or a dog?
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What kind of gun would you use?
a gun that shoots guns.
Bewbz or booty?
both
Would you sell your soul to satan for a doughnut?
No
What is it like to wake up every morning and pretend you aren't dying?
Well, I wake up, then I take a shot of pure ethylithic alchohol. Then I have an existential crisis. Then I go to work.
It's pretty great.
Hey Wilson, what do you think about stuff?
i dunno, stuff's pretty great.
Would you rather punch an elderly woman in the face or a dog?
I mean, if it was a racist elderly woman that's a fucking prick i'd have no problem. but if it was a nice old lady that makes you cookies i wouldn't. but yeah, i'd punch an old lady.
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What's the scariest experience you've ever had?
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What's the scariest experience you've ever had?
Answer the question wilson, what's the scariest experience you've ever had?
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yeah, i'd punch an old lady.
. -Wilson 2016
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Is your refrigerator running?
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Is your refrigerator running?
yes, but a better question would be is YOUR refrigerator running?
What's the scariest experience you've ever had?
Answer the question wilson, what's the scariest experience you've ever had?
Well, this one time I almost drowned when I fell off a dock. I'd say that was pretty scary.
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Is your refrigerator running?
yes.
Well shouldn't you be running after it trying to catch it then instead of answering questions? :P
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Are you too legit?
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Are you actually a member of the god hand?
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If you were to start your own religion, what would it's core beliefs be?
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Are you too legit?
mais, mon cher ami, vous êtes trop legit
Are you actually a member of the god hand?
négatif
If you were to start your own religion, what would it's core beliefs be?
Science.
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Do you actually speak French?
Also, what do you figure ended up happening to the aliens in dogscape?
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Do you actually speak French?
Also, what do you figure ended up happening to the aliens in dogscape?
A bit, but not a whole lot.
Good god I haven't read the dogscape in so long...
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I'm pretty sure you're where I heard it from.
What would be worse, Dogscape or Catscape?
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I dunno, they both seem like they'd suck. Instead of brute force like the dog scape the cats would rely on hunting and intelligence instead.
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How do you feel about dead rats?
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what's it like having more than two dicks?
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How do you feel about dead rats?
Je ... quoi? non, je ne l'aime rats morts
what's it like having more than two dicks?
Dunno.
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Did you miss a pas in there someplace?
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Hey Wilson, girls in plaid, or girls in 1990s buttonups?
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I unno, both I guess. Plaid I guess.
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A churro shaped dick or a dick shaped churro?
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Dick shaped Churro, I guess.
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Is it hard being an
engineer architect architectural engineer whatever it is you do that I can't properly remember right now when you have NO EYES!?!
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I have become the abyss. An abyss who designs buildings. But an abyss none the less.
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When you gaze into the abyss, how do you know if it's gazing back into you?
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When your soul starts to itch, or horrifically burn.
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What's your next avatar gonna be?
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I unno
Maybe H.M. Hammarin or something
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When is Bill Cosby going to become relevant again?
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Are you still the abyss? If not, were you fired from that position?
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Y-yeah. I'm the hammer
CUZI'MASTRANGERTOTHEFACEOFLOVE
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How many old ladies do you think you could fight at once?
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How many old ladies do you think you could fight at once?
Adding to this:
How many old ladies can you drop kick per minute?
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How many old ladies have you fought/dropped kicked?
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How many old ladies do you think you could fight at once?
3
How many old ladies do you think you could fight at once?
Adding to this:
How many old ladies can you drop kick per minute?
half an old lady a minute
How many old ladies have you fought/dropped kicked?
none
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When do you plan to start an old lady fight club?
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never
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Don't you love it when we ping you on Discord? <3
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Why are you so mean to me? 😢
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What did you do to make the youkai bird cry?