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The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: Six on August 25, 2016, 06:50:39 pm

Title: Who Wants To Be A Spambot?!
Post by: Six on August 25, 2016, 06:50:39 pm
The rules are simple, only posts that are written like they could only be from a poorly made spambot. Posts may contain only text, no images, though links to any kind of content are allowed as long as they're part of the text.

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Title: Re: Who Wants To Be A Spambot?!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 25, 2016, 06:55:18 pm
I like it.


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Title: Re: Who Wants To Be A Spambot?!
Post by: Caconym on August 25, 2016, 06:58:20 pm
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That sounds more doge than spambot.
Title: Re: Who Wants To Be A Spambot?!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 25, 2016, 07:06:49 pm
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Title: Re: Who Wants To Be A Spambot?!
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Title: Re: Who Wants To Be A Spambot?!
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Title: Re: Who Wants To Be A Spambot?!
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Title: Re: Who Wants To Be A Spambot?!
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Title: Re: Who Wants To Be A Spambot?!
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Title: Re: Who Wants To Be A Spambot?!
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