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The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 12, 2016, 07:36:04 pm

Title: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 12, 2016, 07:36:04 pm
Might as well get it out of the way since everyone that's at least somewhat active has one.
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 13, 2016, 03:46:27 pm
Who are you waging your Blitzkrieg against?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 13, 2016, 04:07:54 pm
What are the advantages of using butts in the theater of operations vs. something more conventional, such as a tank or mechanized infantry?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 13, 2016, 04:28:05 pm
Who are you waging your Blitzkrieg against?
Anything Trump related.

What are the advantages of using butts in the theater of operations vs. something more conventional, such as a tank or mechanized infantry?
Surprise factor. Tell me, If you were an enemy soldier, waiting for orders when you see hundreds of sentient butt monsters charging at you?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 13, 2016, 05:07:38 pm
How does a sentient butt monster deal with the realities of modern combat such as cruise missiles, tactical airstrikes, and armoured divisions?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Six on September 13, 2016, 06:45:33 pm
What advantages do you think a Blitzkrieg of Butts offer you vs using Ninja Butts?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 13, 2016, 06:57:37 pm
How does a sentient butt monster deal with the realities of modern combat such as cruise missiles, tactical airstrikes, and armoured divisions?
Because butts.

What advantages do you think a Blitzkrieg of Butts offer you vs using Ninja Butts?
Blitzkriegs are best way to attack, The forces come in hard and fast, relentlessly pounding the enemy into submission.
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 14, 2016, 05:49:35 pm
Who is your animal crossing waifu?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 14, 2016, 06:07:53 pm
Who is your animal crossing waifu?
Don't play it.
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 14, 2016, 11:34:05 pm
Who is your animal crossing waifu?
Don't play it.
You can't tell me what to do!
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 15, 2016, 08:32:04 pm
Who is your animal crossing waifu?
Don't play it.
You can't tell me what to do!

*I don't play it.
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 16, 2016, 04:54:44 pm
Blitz, ya wanna come die adventure in space with us in my increasingly complicated RP?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 16, 2016, 08:38:38 pm
What is the aerodynamic coefficient of a standard butt?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 16, 2016, 11:45:09 pm
Blitz, ya wanna come die adventure in space with us in my increasingly complicated RP?
Just posted my bio!

What is the aerodynamic coefficient of a standard butt?

42
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 17, 2016, 12:36:53 am
Huzzah and shit!
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 17, 2016, 01:33:44 pm
Huzzah and shit!
Indeed!
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 18, 2016, 01:51:54 pm
Is your first name Seymour?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 18, 2016, 02:44:56 pm
Is your first name Seymour?
No
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Six on September 18, 2016, 03:34:48 pm
Is it John?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 18, 2016, 04:07:37 pm
Is it John?

John Butts is not as funny as what I asked though.
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Caconym on September 18, 2016, 04:26:04 pm
What about Hugh? Hugh G Butts?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 18, 2016, 04:43:34 pm
How many bliztzkriegs does Caconym deserve for that rather strained pun?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Caconym on September 18, 2016, 04:54:39 pm
How many bliztzkriegs does Caconym deserve for that rather strained pun?
Strained like poop from a butt!
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 18, 2016, 06:20:00 pm
._.
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 18, 2016, 06:25:18 pm
._.

If you don't get the joke behind Seymour Butts, I will eat you. D:
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Caconym on September 19, 2016, 02:10:41 am
._.

If you don't get the joke behind Seymour Butts, I will eat you. D:
Random confirmed for eating ass!


As for a question: Is there such a thing as too many butts?
.
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Perigrin on September 19, 2016, 02:18:47 am
Yes there is, its called a nudist commune.
On topic, how do you feel in general terms about kings and politics?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 19, 2016, 06:10:58 pm
On topic, how do you feel in general terms about kings and politics?
Fuck Tronald Dump and Hilary Clitnin, That answer anything?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Six on September 19, 2016, 09:15:04 pm
Would you take a one way trip to Mars to become one of the first few people to lay the foundations for future colonisation, knowing you'd die on Mars and never get to see Earth, or anyone on it, again.
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Perigrin on September 19, 2016, 11:49:39 pm
Would you smooch a ghost?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 20, 2016, 05:53:20 pm
Mettaton, get outta this thread. o3o
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 21, 2016, 02:27:38 pm
Mettaton, get outta this thread. o3o
Leg so hot, hot hot leg. leg so hot you fry an egg.
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 21, 2016, 05:21:06 pm
Would you take a one way trip to Mars to become one of the first few people to lay the foundations for future colonisation, knowing you'd die on Mars and never get to see Earth, or anyone on it, again.
Only if there's internet.

Would you smooch a ghost?
Depends.
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Joebob1337 on September 29, 2016, 04:59:20 pm
do you know me :3
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 29, 2016, 06:18:02 pm
When someone says "In your own words..." do you have a made up language for such occasio?.
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on October 01, 2016, 05:24:12 pm
When someone says "In your own words..." do you have a made up language for such occasio?.
Yes.
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 10, 2016, 07:52:07 pm
Would you rather fight 10 big wasps or 5 small Wolf?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on January 13, 2017, 10:49:24 pm
Wolfs I guess?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 20, 2017, 04:35:39 am
Why you no do one of our succession games? ;w;
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on January 20, 2017, 11:25:54 am
Because I am terrible at both BUT I am dorfing more recently now that dorftherapist is updated to .43
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 20, 2017, 11:31:25 am
Why won't you just dooo iiit? A run with hilarious death is more fun than no one playing either,. D:
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on March 15, 2017, 09:41:27 am
Because at the moment I am very much grounded :c
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 05, 2017, 11:36:42 am
Are you gonna either Sixpost on here more, or Sixpost in the Discord server? 3:
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on June 07, 2017, 04:14:56 pm
SixPost?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 07, 2017, 04:28:09 pm
Suka blyat Six evidently filters shit post here.

Is Six a heretic?
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on June 10, 2017, 09:19:58 pm
I dont know him well enough to define that.
Title: Re: Blitz's AMA
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 12, 2017, 02:14:46 am
But do you know the muffin man?