Utterly Mad
The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 29, 2016, 06:14:49 pm
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I am new here and this seems to be a thing...so what the hell, what can go wrong right? Ask away!
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Are you from Texas?
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Yes.
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Seriously? I swear this place is statistically fucked.
Anyway.
It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
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Thank them the say way I thank everyone who gifts me something and later contemplate the monetary value of it.
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You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
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I am hungry from being in the dessert for days and the sun is doing a good job at cooking it for me.
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You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
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Give him a bug a-salt shotgun and make it a lesson on efficiency.
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You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm. How do you react?
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Find out what is actually going on since I do not watch television.
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You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your wife. She likes it so much, she hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girl is lying on a bearskin rug. How do you react?
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I ask why she hangs it and then just accept the answer.
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Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
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Willed, Happy, Loyal.
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One more question: You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog. Why?
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Needs more pineapple.
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Why are you a REPLICANT!?!?!?!
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I am no such thing! I am a simple GMO combat cyborg with minor Psycho-Magical abilities.
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If they made a Touhou-themed anime adaptation, would your head explode due to the paradox over whether or not to post that "Touhou is not an anime" image en-mass? o3o
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There already is fan anime of touhou but if you mean officially licensed then I and many others would be surprised as fuck.
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Why are you SUCH A FUCKING HERETIC?
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Let me answer your question with a question: why aren't you?
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Six confirmed for
heretical radical inquisitor.
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Six confirmed for heretical radical inquisitor.
I would give my life for The Emperor.
Would you give your life for The Emperor of Mankind?
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But what if I am immortal, what do I give then?
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But what if I am immortal, what do I give then?
Your cookies?
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I would! if I had any...
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Because I ate them all?
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Almost all, the others were lost in the grandmapocalypse...
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Is 5'8 short?
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I am 5'9" and I am average size so I don't think so.
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30 butts or 20 dicks?
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Neither, Keep sewage away from me.
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What about sewage monsters that are adorable goo monsters? o3o
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Neither, Keep sewage away from me.
Did I stutter?
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What about dick monsters that are adorable goo monsters? 3o3
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What about googirls that aren't made of sewage? oEo
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What about dick monsters that are adorable goo monsters? 3o3
Sewage pipe monster don't amuse me regardless of cuteness.
What about googirls that aren't made of sewage? oEo
That is acceptable.
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Would you rather be Kanye West or Barack Obama?
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Obama during his presidency so I can play around with the usa army.
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Ever gonna use that touhou sprite edit I threw at you for anything?
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I will use it to stop your necro degeneracy!
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when tho?
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In time...I have plans for it...Don't worry about it...
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But which one? The derpier old-school Touhou, or the more recent one? 3:
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Undecide
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Though the newer one actually has the wings, so. 3:
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Fair point, wings are imperative!
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How else will everyone know your birdness?
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CEASE!
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Huehuehue. <3
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Ever done a character profile post-type thing for your smol birdgirl character? 3:
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Nah, haven't put much though into it to write down on paper.
P.S: I am not a bird!
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You just love keeping it ambiguous how much of a birdgirl Noct is, hmm?
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I am not keeping anything ambiguous when I keep telling you I ain't no bird!
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But will you ever answer the mystery of what's under the youkai's panties? 3:
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I have a right to remain silent you gecko!
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But don't you love lewd uses for portal hax? 3:
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That portal hax was bullshit and you know it! There is now way you can gap!
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But did it make you beg for more? 3:
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Non-Compliance is the important part!
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You mean the rape game only makes you tighter?
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You can't rape the willing...
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Huehuehue. Not walking funny afterward, I hope? :V
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Talking by experience you perverted fiend?!
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Am I not very experienced in making birdgirls squawk?
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1. How should I know about your exploits.
2. I am not a bird!
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Are you not smol and cute? :V
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>Large
Changing the narrative.
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Don't you just hate the word filter changing sm ol?
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Y o u - a r e - g o i n g - t o - g e t - i n - t r o u b l e ~ <3
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Can I get into youkai pants instead? ;w;
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You won't be near me when you are in forum jail!
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And you'd miss derg.
Hide me. D:
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Deploys speaker system
"GET YOU DRAGONS HERE!!!"
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*promptly eats the speakers*
Why are you so mean? <3
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*Back away with fear upon seeing that*
"E- easy there gecko...no need for hostilities..."
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Great, now everytime I hiccup, it plays Sabaton.
...I'm okay with this.
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I should cover the next one in sulfur...
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Do you forget that I can just cover it in habanero peppers?
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But I am not going to eat it your vore_loving_gecko!
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Don't you realize everything goes well with habanero? Even pineapple. On pizza, maybe...
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Pineapple on pizza by itself is good. And now can say otherwise!
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But isn't jalapeño even better on pizza?
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It's too spicy for this faux mexican...
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Will you and dragon ever just get a room?
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*Sees this is my AMA* Shit... I mean...does discord count?
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Will you pester the discord mods to add a "Chaosvolt x Noctifer OTP" channel?
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Why? Besides, you have been here longer and probaly have more pull...
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But you're cuter. Cuteness equals authority on the Discord, hence Bubbado is way up at the top.
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Cuter, key part is er, that doesn't equate to actual cuteness.
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longer and probaly have more pull...
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*Sees this is my AMA* Shit... I mean...does discord count?
Sexting each other in discord does not count.
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longer and probaly have more pull...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Sees this is my AMA* Shit... I mean...does discord count?
Sexting each other in discord does not count.
1.) Of course you would go there...
2.) That is not remotely what I meant, don't twist my word cat!
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Did you curse my photobucket account? :V
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That statement alone disturbs me very much... *shivers*
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i'm not giving you two your own channel
also ha
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Fuck it, I'll fix this when I get home. Don't want to fuck with getting it moved to google drive while on laptop. >.o
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"Please update you account to enable 3rd party hosting"
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Can photobucket go eat a giant bag of dicks?
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>Not using imgur
This is why shit happens drygon! smh...
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Guess who finally got an imgur account?
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About time draygon, loyalty is one thing but damn son... (Still uses onedrive over dropbox)
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2.) That is not remotely what I meant, don't twist my word cat!
I don't need to do any twisting to you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Must you make it so easy for pervcat?
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As if you have any right to call anyone a perv draygon!
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But don't you love it? 3:
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Involuntary reflexes are involuntary...
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Birdgirls have a built-in lewd reflex confirmed.
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I and you don't speak for all of non-bird kind!
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How good a pillow does youkai down feathers make?
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Depends on the youkai species since that determines the type of feathe. You are gonna want to go for the flashy wings as those usually have soft feathers.
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And how fluffy is a certain
bird fairy-winged youkai? 3:
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Not very, my wing's are smooth but hard to allow better aero-dynamics. Not that it matters because *magic*.
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At least you've got other softer things. :V
What is birdgirl's cup size?
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How about I clip your wings to make some furniture!
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How about I eat you instead? D:
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How about you never deliver on your threats?
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How about don't ask me questions when it's your AMA, snackbird? <3
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How about I do what I want since it is MY ama!?
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Don't you know I like my birds feisty?
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I will take that into account from now on...
Cary on.
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You're a silly youkai, you know that? 3:<
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Don't leave me daddy...
I mean what?
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You want a dragon you can call daddy, don't you? :3
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Shush...the 5th has been plead.
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Why not plead the 69th? :V
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I will plea the second if you don't *Bach* off!
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Why do your protests only make you cuter? 3:<
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I cannot respond because we don't kink shame around here.
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and why don't we kinkshame comrades, even if we should, noctifer?
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Because it's rude and wrong!
and mean...