The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on October 26, 2016, 07:16:04 am
Title: Terrible jokes here
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on October 26, 2016, 07:16:04 am
Don't know if made already, but whatever.
Post yer good, bad, amazing, terrible, corny, and punny jokes here.
Here's some! What do you need to catch a microbial fish? A Leeuwenhoek!
Did you hear about the guy that robbed the bank with a plunger? He was shit outta luck!
That's all I got for now, post away fourumites!
Title: Re: Terrible jokes here
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 03, 2016, 01:17:10 pm
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are both on a boat. It starts sinking, and it's almost certain that if they stay there, they will drown. Who gets saved?
Title: Re: Terrible jokes here
Post by: Wheel-Son on November 03, 2016, 08:22:11 pm
What's a difference between a Boy Scout and a Jewish person?
Title: Re: Terrible jokes here
Post by: Forrest on November 04, 2016, 03:53:28 am
Why was the five year old from a third world country crying?
Why'd Little Johnny fall down the stairs?
If we're going low, WE'RE GOIN' REAL LOW.
Title: Re: Terrible jokes here
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 04, 2016, 08:30:16 pm
I used to know a shitton of dead baby jokes, but I forgot them as time and circumstance never provided an opportunity to use them.
Something I do remember though...
What's the difference between michael jackson and a shopping bag? (terribly out of date, I know)
Title: Re: Terrible jokes here
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 05, 2016, 07:08:24 am
A Nazi walked into a BAR...
Title: Re: Terrible jokes here
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 05, 2016, 02:21:16 pm