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Title: Terrible jokes here
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on October 26, 2016, 07:16:04 am
Don't know if made already, but whatever.

Post yer good, bad, amazing, terrible, corny, and punny jokes here.

Here's some!
What do you need to catch a microbial fish?
A Leeuwenhoek!

Did you hear about the guy that robbed the bank with a plunger?
He was shit outta luck!

That's all I got for now, post away fourumites!
Title: Re: Terrible jokes here
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 03, 2016, 01:17:10 pm
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are both on a boat. It starts sinking, and it's almost certain that if they stay there, they will drown. Who gets saved?

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Title: Re: Terrible jokes here
Post by: Wheel-Son on November 03, 2016, 08:22:11 pm
What's a difference between a Boy Scout and a Jewish person?

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Title: Re: Terrible jokes here
Post by: Forrest on November 04, 2016, 03:53:28 am
Why was the five year old from a third world country crying?
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Why'd Little Johnny fall down the stairs?
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If we're going low, WE'RE GOIN' REAL LOW.
Title: Re: Terrible jokes here
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 04, 2016, 08:30:16 pm
I used to know a shitton of dead baby jokes, but I forgot them as time and circumstance never provided an opportunity to use them.

Something I do remember though...

What's the difference between michael jackson and a shopping bag? (terribly out of date, I know)

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Title: Re: Terrible jokes here
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 05, 2016, 07:08:24 am
A Nazi walked into a BAR...
Title: Re: Terrible jokes here
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 05, 2016, 02:21:16 pm
A Nazi walked into a BAR...

Ok, I giggled a little at that.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

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How do you find Will Smith after a blizzard?

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What's the difference between a Lambo and a porcupine?

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Title: Re: Terrible jokes here
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 05, 2016, 02:30:18 pm
Whats the difference between adolf hitler an olymlic runner?
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