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The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: MrMonckFish on September 13, 2017, 02:23:22 pm

Title: the worst puns on the internet
Post by: MrMonckFish on September 13, 2017, 02:23:22 pm

hello everyone i thought it would be useful for me to up my pun game so i was wondering if i could use a little help from you guys, ill start us off.

my mobile phone and my wifi box went on a date once, due to them both being forms of technology i thought they would hit it off, i later found out it didn't work out between them, turns out they didn't connect...

Title: Re: the worst puns on the internet
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 13, 2017, 02:29:09 pm

Two Nazis walked into a bar...

Oxygen and Magnesium were dating so I went OMg!

A woman cam out of the doctor's office crying as he followed her. A nurse asked what was wrong. "The doctor said I have Sagittarius!", the woman said. "Cancer ma'am, cancer", the doctor corrected.

Title: Re: the worst puns on the internet
Post by: Wheel-Son on September 13, 2017, 03:03:23 pm

What should a Mexican with anxiety worry about?

Hispanic attacks.

Title: Re: the worst puns on the internet
Post by: Six on September 13, 2017, 03:10:04 pm

Leather is perfect for sneaking around in because it's literally made of hide