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The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: ajwilli1 on March 11, 2015, 07:22:26 pm

Title: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 11, 2015, 07:22:26 pm
Motherland greets you with big open vodka scented arms! Let her nurse you in loving embrace of the cabbage!

Or else KGB will get you.

In this thread you can spam all you want about Glorious Mother Russia (pre-cold war), but there are only three laws you must follow in this beautifully cold Russian thread.

1. You cannot be a Capitalist Pig Dog, if so give us your coordinates and address, then we shall send KGB to help you realize your evil ways.

2. All text must be in Red or Yellow, like handsome Soviet Flag

3. There are no classes in this thread, everyone is equal! EVERYONE!

(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080820125751/althistory/images/4/47/Soviet_flag_with_5_stars.png)

"Слава Родине (Slava Rodine)!"
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: Six on March 11, 2015, 08:04:28 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/nuHXwth.jpg)
I guess it's not technically pre Cold War, but GLORIOUS MOTHER RUSSIA
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on March 11, 2015, 08:11:05 pm
Ah, tovarish! Is gud to see you. How are you feeling to be serving Motherland?
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: yonsisac on March 11, 2015, 08:40:18 pm
MY HOME LAND! VIVA MATHA RUSSIA!
(http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1358516896293422364.jpg)
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: Perigrin on March 11, 2015, 08:47:39 pm
(http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3848092/In+soviet+russia+etc)
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/045/3/b/russia_s_valentines_day_poem__click_to_see_gif___by_neversleepneverdie-d5uyg10.jpg)
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: Rhodri on March 11, 2015, 08:50:56 pm
Quote from: yonsisac on March 11, 2015, 08:40:18 pm
MY HOME LAND! VIVA MATHA RUSSIA!
(http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1358516896293422364.jpg)
The collar (Looks more like a belt) seems to be really tight around the dog's neck. This causes less blood flow to it's and, and therefore the head doesn't have blood-equality. Whoever put that around the dog's neck is a capitalist pig!
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: yonsisac on March 11, 2015, 09:07:49 pm
Quote from: Rhodri on March 11, 2015, 08:50:56 pm
Quote from: yonsisac on March 11, 2015, 08:40:18 pm
MY HOME LAND! VIVA MATHA RUSSIA!
(http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1358516896293422364.jpg)
The collar (Looks more like a belt) seems to be really tight around the dog's neck. This causes less blood flow to it's and, and therefore the head doesn't have blood-equality. Whoever put that around the dog's neck is a capitalist pig!
NO this PROOVES RUSSIAN PETS ARE STRONGER THAN THOSE PIGS! PIGS WEAK RUSSIA SHOW WE STRONG!
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: Rhodri on March 11, 2015, 09:09:03 pm
Quote from: yonsisac on March 11, 2015, 09:07:49 pm
Quote from: Rhodri on March 11, 2015, 08:50:56 pm
Quote from: yonsisac on March 11, 2015, 08:40:18 pm
MY HOME LAND! VIVA MATHA RUSSIA!
(http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1358516896293422364.jpg)
The collar (Looks more like a belt) seems to be really tight around the dog's neck. This causes less blood flow to it's and, and therefore the head doesn't have blood-equality. Whoever put that around the dog's neck is a capitalist pig!
NO this PROOVES RUSSIAN PETS ARE STRONGER THAN THOSE PIGS! PIGS WEAK RUSSIA SHOW WE STRONG!
BUT THINK OF THE BLOOD-EQUALITY!
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 11, 2015, 09:11:39 pm
Quote from: Rhodri on March 11, 2015, 09:09:03 pm
Quote from: yonsisac on March 11, 2015, 09:07:49 pm
Quote from: Rhodri on March 11, 2015, 08:50:56 pm
Quote from: yonsisac on March 11, 2015, 08:40:18 pm
MY HOME LAND! VIVA MATHA RUSSIA!
(http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1358516896293422364.jpg)
The collar (Looks more like a belt) seems to be really tight around the dog's neck. This causes less blood flow to it's and, and therefore the head doesn't have blood-equality. Whoever put that around the dog's neck is a capitalist pig!
NO this PROOVES RUSSIAN PETS ARE STRONGER THAN THOSE PIGS! PIGS WEAK RUSSIA SHOW WE STRONG!
BUT THINK OF THE BLOOD-EQUALITY!

The head is getting less blood then that of the rest of the glorious communist body. I'm sure it is similar to what those Capitalistic Pigs are trying to do to the internet!

Therefore, whoever did this to handsome Soviet, is Capitalist Satan!
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: yonsisac on March 11, 2015, 09:12:36 pm
Quote from: Rhodri on March 11, 2015, 09:09:03 pm
Quote from: yonsisac on March 11, 2015, 09:07:49 pm
Quote from: Rhodri on March 11, 2015, 08:50:56 pm
Quote from: yonsisac on March 11, 2015, 08:40:18 pm
MY HOME LAND! VIVA MATHA RUSSIA!
(http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1358516896293422364.jpg)
The collar (Looks more like a belt) seems to be really tight around the dog's neck. This causes less blood flow to it's and, and therefore the head doesn't have blood-equality. Whoever put that around the dog's neck is a capitalist pig!
NO this PROOVES RUSSIAN PETS ARE STRONGER THAN THOSE PIGS! PIGS WEAK RUSSIA SHOW WE STRONG!
BUT THINK OF THE BLOOD-EQUALITY!
WE DONT NEED BLOOD...WE NEEDDRINKS AS BLOOD!
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: Rhodri on March 11, 2015, 09:21:27 pm
Comrades, I have pressing issue!

(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080820125751/althistory/images/4/47/Soviet_flag_with_5_stars.png)

Our fellow comrades are not true communists! Look at the lack of color equality! The yellow has less representation, and other colors are non-existant in this flag! The colors are down-trodden! THIS IS OBVIOUS LACK OF COLOR-EQUALITY! OUR FLAG ITSELF WAS MADE BY CAPITALIST-PIG-SATANS!
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 11, 2015, 09:23:25 pm
Quote from: Rhodri on March 11, 2015, 09:21:27 pm
Comrades, I have pressing issue!

(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080820125751/althistory/images/4/47/Soviet_flag_with_5_stars.png)

Our fellow comrades are not true communists! Look at the lack of color equality! The yellow has less representation, and other colors are non-existant in this flag! The colors are down-trodden! THIS IS OBVIOUS LACK OF COLOR-EQUALITY! OUR FLAG ITSELF WAS MADE BY CAPITALIST-PIG-SATANS!

WE MUST GET KGB ON THE LINE, THERE'S NO TIME FOR STALIN!
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: Rhodri on March 11, 2015, 09:28:48 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZNVsQ-gHQ5o/TA04AL2VPvI/AAAAAAAAAD8/V-BoPLg1uPg/s1600/KFC_logo_1.jpg)

KFC. Because when you're Russian for food, there's no time for Stalin.
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: yonsisac on March 11, 2015, 09:30:40 pm
WE MUST FINDE A FLAG WITH MORE EQUALITY!
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/226/4/f/Soviet_Star_Wall_Paper_by_spectravideo.png)
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: Perigrin on March 11, 2015, 09:33:09 pm
(http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rainbow-backgrounds/background.jpg)

EQUALITY COMRADES
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: yonsisac on March 11, 2015, 09:36:21 pm
ONWARDS COMRADES!! EQUALITY!!
(http://becauseitsrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Soviet-army-1920x1200.png)
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: Hayle on March 11, 2015, 10:32:27 pm
(http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-viva-fidel-carajo.png)

VIVA CUBA LIBRE
Title: Re: How 2 Russia [Soviet Spam Thread]
Post by: Six on March 12, 2015, 12:40:47 am
Good old Cuba, ever ready to strike at the Capatalist scoundrels who have no sense of equality!