This game is easy to play. The last person to post, does nothing. Everyone can win.
So far I am the winner.OH GOD NOOOO! THE SANS, IT'S... IT'S CONTAGIO-
FEAR MY COMIC SANS!
So far I am the winner.OH GOD NOOOO! THE SANS, IT'S... IT'S CONTAGIO-
FEAR MY COMIC SANS!
A legitimately good text that should be used more often!
Well shit went down on the DDA forums...Should make that a topic itself, as it is a whole can of worms.
Bubbadoo starting ALL the threads.I wouldn't say that I would call it moving threads.
THE FUCK DO YOU ALREADY HAVE A SIGIt was funny.
The Almighty Granola Bar killed by AJ
Good morrow gentle-men and women. It is a another lovely day. The smoke from yesterday's flame war still hangs heavy in the air, and it reeks of death. But there's something worse.The biggest issue for me is THERE IS NO BUTTON FOR SPOILER TAG you have to do it manually.
This forum layout and tools confuses me, its so similar... and yet so different.
I'm just a love machineAre you FISTO? Should I assume the position?
Heye, we got a guest reading the cata forums thread. Weird.Probably_not_the_angry_moderators_of_the_CataDDA_Forums.jpg
THE NUMBNESS WILL GO AWAY SHORTLY.I'm just a love machineAre you FISTO? Should I assume the position?
Official first post here! Better make it something good!
my name is jeff
my name is jeffWrong. From here on out your name is Mechadream The Subjugator.
Whelp, a thing I like about this website is the emoticons.
I mean look at this swag right here 8)
Best website ever, harm/onica would forum again
UP TO 99pt!Whelp, a thing I like about this website is the emoticons.
I mean look at this swag right here 8)
Best website ever, harm/onica would forum again
You can also:
USE FONT CHOICES AND SIZES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm7T2y2bVAE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm7T2y2bVAE)
You can also:
USE FONT CHOICES AND SIZES!
UP TO 99pt!Whelp, a thing I like about this website is the emoticons.
I mean look at this swag right here 8)
Best website ever, harm/onica would forum again
You can also:
USE FONT CHOICES AND SIZES!
...Georgian heresy.UP TO 99pt!Whelp, a thing I like about this website is the emoticons.
I mean look at this swag right here 8)
Best website ever, harm/onica would forum again
You can also:
USE FONT CHOICES AND SIZES!
THAT ISN'T COMIC SANS! WHAT HERESY IS THIS!?
Though setbacks include, no spoiler button. You need to know how to make a spoiler tag in typing. Which is just spoiler surrounded by [] at the beginning and /spoiler at the end with []. For extra fancy you can put spoiler=WORDS to name the spoiler.UP TO 99pt!Whelp, a thing I like about this website is the emoticons.
I mean look at this swag right here 8)
Best website ever, harm/onica would forum again
You can also:
USE FONT CHOICES AND SIZES!
All this font shit:
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/88539d711cad6a82e51d50da9b610640/tumblr_inline_nehf54mgBH1qb4j8p.png)
This is precisely why they wound up disabled on the DDA forum.
This gives me a chance to do something I've always wanted to do!VAGINA
Bitch.
Hah. Nonetheless, I'll be sticking around both forums. I might even start an aaarrrppeee aboutdank quickscopessurviving in an ever changing world.
All this font shit:Look, we just missed being able to do this. It will come down once it's out of our systems.
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/88539d711cad6a82e51d50da9b610640/tumblr_inline_nehf54mgBH1qb4j8p.png)
This is precisely why they wound up disabled on the DDA forum.
All this font shit:This is a Sixposting thread. Expect shitposts of various fontsizes!
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/88539d711cad6a82e51d50da9b610640/tumblr_inline_nehf54mgBH1qb4j8p.png)
This is precisely why they wound up disabled on the DDA forum.
I have missed the ability to Sixpost to the max. Sizes were also really handy on the old forums, tbh I was super pissed off when they removed font size change. Made my library thing look less pretty.I say it needs more pentacorns.
I'd say this thread needs more unicorns
I have missed the ability to Sixpost to the max. Sizes were also really handy on the old forums, tbh I was super pissed off when they removed font size change. Made my library thing look less pretty.
I'd say this thread needs more unicorns
I have missed the ability to Sixpost to the max. Sizes were also really handy on the old forums, tbh I was super pissed off when they removed font size change. Made my library thing look less pretty.Yeah made the secret text I put in the Gaming Childhood thread more obvious without size.
I'd say this thread needs more unicorns
You gotta do your cooking by the book.
You gotta do your cooking by the book.Or else this happens:
That said how in hell do you even manage to make fish stick on the frying pan.Tis infomercial logic closely related to rolling ones, fuck up so badly you wonder how it's even possible to fuck up that bad.
Infomercial actors must be very good chefs.
That said how in hell do you even manage to make fish stick on the frying pan.Anti-no stick grease?
Infomercial actors must be very good chefs.
The Almighty Granola Bar killed by muttation attack
KA101 killed by Rivet
Cry's new into thingy
"BUBBLES!"
I would be so down for a COC game.Cry's new into thingy
"BUBBLES!"
Speaking of Cry, I have purchased Call of Cthulhu Dark Corners of The Earth and stopped watching his LP after the inn chase. That way nothing can be spoiled. I'm also planning on purchasing the tabletop Call of Cthulhu, but I have really no one to play
outside of the forum. So I might just hold off.
http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206
THAT'S IT GUYS
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET
http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206
THAT'S IT GUYS
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET
AJ LOSES: 100 SANITY
AJ GOES INSANE AND KILL HIMSELF BY HANGING!
http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206
THAT'S IT GUYS
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET
There was a man who married a fictional DS character. This happened in Japan, of course.http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206
THAT'S IT GUYS
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET
Whelp
A guy married a pineapple once
And I'm unsure if that guy's being serious or not; we'll just keep watching the headlines for: 'Man Marries Twilight Sparkle Plushie'
There was also some guy who married a cardboard cutout of himself in a wedding dress. In, guess where? Japan.There was a man who married a fictional DS character. This happened in Japan, of course.http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206
THAT'S IT GUYS
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET
Whelp
A guy married a pineapple once
And I'm unsure if that guy's being serious or not; we'll just keep watching the headlines for: 'Man Marries Twilight Sparkle Plushie'
There should be a meme, with the weird fact (^^^) at the top, and at the bottom, the phrase 'DAFUQ JAPAN'. It would have two pictures, one at the top relating to the weird fact, and the bottom one, Japan's national flag.There was also some guy who married a cardboard cutout of himself in a wedding dress. In, guess where? Japan.There was a man who married a fictional DS character. This happened in Japan, of course.http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206
THAT'S IT GUYS
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET
Whelp
A guy married a pineapple once
And I'm unsure if that guy's being serious or not; we'll just keep watching the headlines for: 'Man Marries Twilight Sparkle Plushie'
(http://store.rammfence.com/Images/products/WP_M.jpg)T-T-Triple post!!!
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I started lying down on the couch with my laptop at 5 PM.Sounds pretty great to me.
It's after 1 AM. I haven't moved.
I started lying down on the couch with my laptop at 5 PM.living the dream there mate.
It's after 1 AM. I haven't moved.
Only 8+ hours? I usually go from ~2 PM to 3-4 AM.I started lying down on the couch with my laptop at 5 PM.living the dream there mate.
It's after 1 AM. I haven't moved.
(http://i.imgur.com/G9C4NWn.png)FUCK OUR COVER IS BLOWN!
Mother of god, I just realized something.
(http://i.imgur.com/TgN7q8H.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/yBOpdm9.jpg)
Coincidenza? Non credo!
A group of ravens is called an unkindness.And crows are a murder.
(http://i.imgur.com/G9C4NWn.png)(http://i.imgur.com/nBmZ1a4.gif)
Mother of god, I just realized something.
(http://i.imgur.com/TgN7q8H.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/yBOpdm9.jpg)
Coincidenza? Non credo!
(http://i.imgur.com/nBmZ1a4.gif)
I too cannot confirm or deny my affiliation with the Illuminaughty.(http://i.imgur.com/99NSPfx.jpg)
I too cannot confirm or deny my affiliation with the Illuminaughty.(http://i.imgur.com/99NSPfx.jpg)
make it
? its only a VERY small urbanmech picture on my screen....make it
Damn mang, how come you got an avatar that big?
Well thats creepy, is the picture some sort of griffin like animal?no, you just pierced the reality distortion field, and can see my true form.
Nope it aint right, now its fanart of one of those androids from five nights at freddys.What? im an Urbanmech from Battletech. you got a NASTY case of Adware right now. on a side note, back in august, FurAffinity had a large banner ad for FNAF. so, yeah, blame them for the fanart.
Going to run a virus scan or somethin I dunno
Yeah it seems like it, going to nuke Chrome to oblivion. And then run Kaspersky that ought to suffice.hey, I got one that replaced every number with 9001 in my browser.
its weird adware though, replacing images with game art instead of viagra adds.
(http://i.imgur.com/6355vVxm.jpg)can i play in a game of CoC you host. We could do it play by post in the rec room, like i was trying to before "The Moddening"
My Call of Cthulhu dice finally came in! They also glow in the dark, but I couldn't get any good pictures showing that off. But I finally don't have to use the internet to roll some RPG dice now!
I leik turtles
I leik blood, skulls, and Khorne flakes.(http://i.imgur.com/zagOTDZ.jpg)
Hey I found a work-around for the buggy quote system. Normally when you click it it will just go to the bottom to the thread, unless composing a message which the quotes only show for the more recent posts.(http://i.imgur.com/LrL5QL7.gif)
I find that if I right click the quote button and press the 'open in new tab' [not the mouse wheel/middle click/ mouse button 3/ whatever the hell you decide to call it, it's treated as a left click with the quote button.] it goes to the compose message in the new tab, with the quote. ;D
Hey I found a work-around for the buggy quote system. Normally when you click it it will just go to the bottom to the thread, unless composing a message which the quotes only show for the more recent posts.
I find that if I right click the quote button and press the 'open in new tab' [not the mouse wheel/middle click/ mouse button 3/ whatever the hell you decide to call it, it's treated as a left click with the quote button.] it goes to the compose message in the new tab, with the quote. ;D
I'm going to laugh when it's just a psychological thing that just makes you think it's harder.
The levels are actually twisted exactly 180 degrees on hard mode.
melee is practically not an option unless you're fucking hardcore/me rubs hands together.
My cat is looking for my weak spots.FTFY
Welp, just left a server because some guy threatened to DDOS attack it and then threatened to DOX everyone. I don't think anything will happen but I left anyway, didn't like to conversation in chat afterwords.Ehh, people who threaten to do stuff like that are almost always bluffing.
Ive just realized that Im practically the only non admin old member left in the CDDA forum, I only need to get rid of Stop Signal and i'll be some sort of forum wise mythical figure.
My respecto-meter for the moderators at the cata forum
The Almighty Granola Bar: -9999
Snip.I'm Caconym and this is my favorite post on the UM forum!
Am I old guard?
How fitting, I got banned on the same day that marked the third year that I was in DDA.
i have been a cata forum lurker since September 2013, and made my account in February 2014. so, if i count, you all count.Well, when I joined had to have been around the first few months the forum started.
Nah. Whales is a bit of a dick. Plus, I don't even play cata at all. You can feel free to dual membership though.i have been a cata forum lurker since September 2013, and made my account in February 2014. so, if i count, you all count.Well, when I joined had to have been around the first few months the forum started.
I am like the only guy who dates back to Whales Dev on here.
(By the way, the Cataclysm 2 forum may be opening soonish. We might just migrate there, huh?)
You may but I won't.
(By the way, the Cataclysm 2 forum may be opening soonish. We might just migrate there, huh?)
Honestly I am not sure anymore, Whales did have good points. Now that Cata mods has revealed to be such deeks I am really questioning my old views.Nah. Whales is a bit of a dick. Plus, I don't even play cata at all. You can feel free to dual membership though.i have been a cata forum lurker since September 2013, and made my account in February 2014. so, if i count, you all count.Well, when I joined had to have been around the first few months the forum started.
I am like the only guy who dates back to Whales Dev on here.
(By the way, the Cataclysm 2 forum may be opening soonish. We might just migrate there, huh?)
he is a dick. the cata admins are worse. lesser evil, but still evil. im takinga third option, as i dont like the game enough to stick to it.Honestly I am not sure anymore, Whales did have good points. Now that Cata mods has revealed to be such deeks I am really questioning my old views.Nah. Whales is a bit of a dick. Plus, I don't even play cata at all. You can feel free to dual membership though.i have been a cata forum lurker since September 2013, and made my account in February 2014. so, if i count, you all count.Well, when I joined had to have been around the first few months the forum started.
I am like the only guy who dates back to Whales Dev on here.
(By the way, the Cataclysm 2 forum may be opening soonish. We might just migrate there, huh?)
Whales's logic: "cool, these guys want to continue my project as community-driven open source!"True but Whales was more pissed over the kickstarter, and the fact that the devs were offering him a cut of the funds without telling the backers.
"They added a thing i didnt like omfg why did they do this i wish i never gave the permissions"
*starts writing Cataclysm 2*
"yeah yeah this game cata dda is shit, it has way too much clutter and was actually originally made by me, but then these fuckwits fucked it up"
(some exaggerations are involved, but this is Whales in a nutshell)
I know, but the fact is that HE says WE fucked it up when HE GAVE US permission to do WHAT EVER THE F**K we want with the game, as long as the community approves, and then he yells at us for adding content he didn't like. And shittalks the DDA community oh so much.Whales's logic: "cool, these guys want to continue my project as community-driven open source!"True but Whales was more pissed over the kickstarter, and the fact that the devs were offering him a cut of the funds without telling the backers.
"They added a thing i didnt like omfg why did they do this i wish i never gave the permissions"
*starts writing Cataclysm 2*
"yeah yeah this game cata dda is shit, it has way too much clutter and was actually originally made by me, but then these fuckwits fucked it up"
(some exaggerations are involved, but this is Whales in a nutshell)
LazyCat was right! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheCuckoolanderWasRight) all this time.That's fucking disturbing.
There are 23 guests right now. I don't believe that, something is bugged. But they indeed are watching this and the thread we are talking in.Quick! Act natural!
The Loli-pacolypse is happening!The loli-googirl-furry-tentacle-mistress-pocalypse.
I see no problem with this. Bring on the apocalypse!The Loli-pacolypse is happening!The loli-googirl-furry-tentacle-mistress-pocalypse.
"I for one, welcome our loli-googirl-furry-tentacle-mistress overlords."I see no problem with this. Bring on the apocalypse!The Loli-pacolypse is happening!The loli-googirl-furry-tentacle-mistress-pocalypse.
I see no problem with this. Bring on the apocalypse!The Loli-pacolypse is happening!The loli-googirl-furry-tentacle-mistress-pocalypse.
Of all the wrong opinions in this thread, this is the worst one.
If y'all wanna know I had advertised the forum on facebook with a quick rundown about "The Moddening" which might be why there is so many guests. This has been one of the biggest posts on the page yet, just under the announcement of 0.B by ~200 people. That post of the advertisement of our forum has reached ~400 people!
I uh, am going to share this with you dudes. I won't help if I think it's a lost cause, like a suicide note on the Interne. Yes it'll piss me off because I couldn't help sooner.
uh, I don't have a tumblr account. Can someone send Internet hugs to rebornica for me? I don't want to make an account for something that I'll only use once.
He's having night terrors and he's losing sleep over it. I'm just worried about the blob a' space. So yeah, he needs Internet hugs.
Note: They're so bad that he/she's going to psychiatrist.
Uh, I think there's personal stuff happening too... so his subconscious basically made vincent* his negative emotions and he strangles him in his dreams.(http://i.imgur.com/CrxLGZ0.jpg)
*His rendition of the "Purple Guy" he's fucking creepy
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS BUBBADOO!!I... uh... what?
check your steam for a surprise.MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS BUBBADOO!!I... uh... what?
Oh! It's FaceRig! :Dcheck your steam for a surprise.MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS BUBBADOO!!I... uh... what?
What stupid thing has happened in the DDA forums now? It's hard to stay up to date with all the shit that goes down, for obvious reasons.
Played Goonstation the other day, I was kidnapped by a clown car, got dutch ovened, found the clown napper he exploded into a billion pieces taking my arms with it, then fought a rogue AI and died from electrocution.Why do I never get good rounds on SS13.
Needless to say 10/10 would Detective again.
I seriously don't think so, since it was said to only discuss this over PM. Also, I think anyone who goes to look over at those forums are probably going to yell at me. I don't particularly care. I've got my personal feelings on the matter and a lot of retrospect.
I personally don't like all the hate on The Almighty Granola Bar and KA. Dudes work hard, and don't wanna hear a few words, so what?I still like The Almighty Granola Bar and KA101. They are good friends to me and I respect them, and I do respect their decisions, not that I agree with them of course.
Being the only person online at the time is so damn lonely.You found a time of day that I was not online.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THESE SILLY GUESTS POSTING
LIKE YOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THESE SILLY GUESTS POSTING
LIKE YOOOOOO
They're scaring me John, THE'RE SCARING ME!
*Hides in corner*
If the weather would just settle on one or the other so I could get used to it I'd be fine. But in all seriousness, it can get to triple digits at some points in the year, which is usually the points when you really start hearing about people leaving their kids or animals in their cars, which is just plain stupid.
It's kind of weird living in such a majorly conservative state when you've got my personal ideals, but so far I've met some accepting folks who don't try and beat me over their head with their views, and respect mine. Unless it's gun control, then everyone I've met agrees with me that open carry is stupid.
Theory: Some guests may actually be us, the users online bit shows activity of the last 15 mins, thus prior to logging in (even set to permanent) temporarily creates a guest (which will linger a few mins even after logging in) and thus shows things like "guest posting in thread x".
I am likely horrifically wrong...
Tried to figure out what makes it bug out and I can't quite pin it down to anything, I'm thinking it's either going back out the page or going straight from a page to the forum index does it. Although there has been a guest registering for an account for the past 15 minutes.Well it does show activity for about 15 mins so entirely possible to see someone start to sign up maybe stop and still see that guest "registering" for 15 mins.
I am of the spooks now.We also better not tell people that They may really get spooked then.
...Uh what'd Lorknis post? Just curious why something got removed.
I win.(http://i.imgur.com/l7gxgZV.jpg)
Uh, what's all a you guy's opinion on Cryaotic?He's a cool guy. His voice is awesome, and feelings seem to be sensitive. (One time people wouldn't stop complaining that a game on his stream was lagging and he couldn't fix it. The people really upset the poor fellow and he left as the stream was ending.)
F:NV addiction is keeping me going until we get any actual news about Fallout 4Ditto, I have my game modded but I am trying to control my urge to have it modded to hell, because then I have the horrors of conflict resolution and my PC begging for mercy.
Uh, what's all a you guy's opinion on Cryaotic?
-WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
And woah, how do that many mods do not crash with each other?Magic, what kind of magic you ask? Well let me ask you if you believe in magic, in a young girl's heart.
Okay, heres my modlist for F:NV, gonna have to type all of this out, annoyingly.FNVEdit is amazing I seriously recommend it. Sometimes mods my overwrite others entirely and still be stable but you will just have a whole mod that all it does is take up room. you can also use it to merge ods, so you can have MORE ROOM FOR MODS!
All mods included are active unless otherwise stated. This is gonna be kinda long so I'll put it in a spoiler.
In total I have 97 mods active. I've never used FNVEdit and it's relatively stable, I crash frequently on certain areas, or I'll crash purely because my computers pathetic 2GB of RAM gets overloaded, or runs out which has only happened to me once.
Unfortunately I don't really have any way to get FNVEdit or any new mods at the minute since my computer doesn't have an internet connection, I really need to get it sorted out.but you are posting on the forum? What are you on a library computer looking at the forum?
I use my iPad for it, connected to the internet through my phone.Can't you just download said item onto a micro SD card on your Ipad (If it does have that I dunno, I own android.) put the micro SD in a micro SD adapter SD card and just transfer from SD card to computer?
I mean I can download stuff onto my computer but it's kind of overly complicated, need to move files around through my iPad to my phone and then onto my computer and it can mess things up occasionally.
I've got unlimited internet on my phone so it's not really an issue, I go through about 60gb of data a month, but I can't connect my phones internet to my computer, technically I shouldn't even be able to connect it to my iPad but there are ways to.
MRW coming back to the forums after a few hours and seeing all this april fools crap:
(http://i.imgur.com/gifbRrE.gif)
I totally should have gone through with that 'fake death' post I thought of this morning.
:(
Wait you're actually a ghost! OH MAH GAWD! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'((http://i.imgur.com/87C5foL.jpg)
cri erryteim
Thats probably something the Russians doMabye the soviets did. Modern Russia is too poor to afford enough cocaine for that to be practical.
They probably use the song as a substitute.Thats probably something the Russians doMabye the soviets did. Modern Russia is too poor to afford enough cocaine for that to be practical.
Also, Siege, im winning again.Go a full 20 minutes without anyone else posting and you win
I guess I'm one of the few who doesn't rp or leave my stories on here.Ever heard of the forum war?
Let's never speak of the forum war again, I may be triggered
I guess I'm one of the few who doesn't rp or leave my stories on here.(http://i.imgur.com/wirXNSF.gif)
I guess I'm one of the few who doesn't rp or leave my stories on here.Not even a day later you started writing "Beyond The War".
Beyond The War is something I've had saved on Wattpad for like 6 months without doing any work on it, posting it on here should give me some more motivation to work on it more often.I guess I'm one of the few who doesn't rp or leave my stories on here.Not even a day later you started writing "Beyond The War".
Everyone succumbs to the urge to write/rp after prolonged exposure to the forums.
EVERYONE
i have all of the post count.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM&feature=youtu.be
Where the heck is everyone?its 1 am here in my timezone. sorry. i made a new RP you can enlist for i guess
I want to do some unpleasant things to these arseholes in the apartment next door, I have been up sine about 1am (now about 2:30 am) with them. They have something (a tv?) up absurdly loud, they're constantly shouting loud enough for me to hear them, their dragging fucking furniture around. WHO THE FUCK DRAGS FURNITURE IN AN APARTMENT AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT ISN'T AN IRREDEEMABLE CUNTARD? And by the sounds of it they don't understand English so yelling at them to fucking shut up already is out of the question, like they would hear me anyway over all that GODFUCKDAMNED NOISE.I think it's time for a murder thread. :P
NOI want to do some unpleasant things to these arseholes in the apartment next door, I have been up sine about 1am (now about 2:30 am) with them. They have something (a tv?) up absurdly loud, they're constantly shouting loud enough for me to hear them, their dragging fucking furniture around. WHO THE FUCK DRAGS FURNITURE IN AN APARTMENT AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT ISN'T AN IRREDEEMABLE CUNTARD? And by the sounds of it they don't understand English so yelling at them to fucking shut up already is out of the question, like they would hear me anyway over all that GODFUCKDAMNED NOISE.I think it's time for a murder thread. :P
Oh, that is mighty tempting but murder is a little too far.I want to do some unpleasant things to these arseholes in the apartment next door, I have been up sine about 1am (now about 2:30 am) with them. They have something (a tv?) up absurdly loud, they're constantly shouting loud enough for me to hear them, their dragging fucking furniture around. WHO THE FUCK DRAGS FURNITURE IN AN APARTMENT AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT ISN'T AN IRREDEEMABLE CUNTARD? And by the sounds of it they don't understand English so yelling at them to fucking shut up already is out of the question, like they would hear me anyway over all that GODFUCKDAMNED NOISE.I think it's time for a murder thread. :P
The forums lie oh so quiet...I was playing APB with bubbadoo. There will be screenshots of our characters later.
THERE WILL BE SCREEN SHOTS NOW!The forums lie oh so quiet...I was playing APB with bubbadoo. There will be screenshots of our characters later.
My back hurts a lot, and i think i will throw up. Woah, why this is so sudden.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtgRBjEZp0&spfreload=1
But I suddenly realize the amount of puns with my nickname is too low, wow.It not exactly easy to make a pun from your name, could be worse mine is unpunable.
Caconym has so much porn, he may actually be a Caconymph.But I suddenly realize the amount of puns with my nickname is too low, wow.It not exactly easy to make a pun from your name, could be worse mine is unpunable.
Caconym has so much porn, he may actually be a Caconymph.This is beyond sig worthy.
I didn't think it was possible, but dayum you actually did it!Caconym has so much porn, he may actually be a Caconymph.But I suddenly realize the amount of puns with my nickname is too low, wow.It not exactly easy to make a pun from your name, could be worse mine is unpunable.
You lied to me.
is the forum deadNope.
Twould seem the forum is like a vampire, active at night/early morning, gone during the day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
Twould seem the forum is like a vampire, active at night/early morning, gone during the day.That's because we don't sleep.
Or we are all dogs. Woof woof, bark.
Vampire forum awaken!Vampire forum vants to suck your blahd!
Tfw at school while accidentally marathoning Hotline Miami that night.
(http://i.imgur.com/ATJXY6W.jpg)
Whats that a picture of?Henchman from Hotline Miami 2 drugged out of his mind (not long before being beaten in the face with a pipe.)
Whats that a picture of?A character from Hotline Miami 2.
Why are all my quotes...just...terrible morally.
Srsly what do u guys think of me?
Why are all my quotes...just...terrible morally.Your not that bad.
Srsly what do u guys think of me?
I have said some weird shit. Here, old forum, and over text. Like the one time I tried to convince a friend that Legion should have been romancable in mass effect.Why are all my quotes...just...terrible morally.
Srsly what do u guys think of me?
You're a good person. I mean we all say some weird crap on the interwebs and I'm shocked I haven't been quoted on half the junk I've said over the Skype or in the Cataclysm forums.
So far just Vulnus, a random guest, and myself on tonight.PPPEEEEEEERRRRRSONNAAAAAAAL PROBLEMS got in the way of me posting as much, it should be sorted now.
What was the exact quote about he flaming bullwhip? Cause that quote oozed an awesome kind of maniac energy.Why are all my quotes...just...terrible morally.
Srsly what do u guys think of me?
You're a good person. I mean we all say some weird crap on the interwebs and I'm shocked I haven't been quoted on half the junk I've said over the Skype or in the Cataclysm forums.
*Points to sig*no, not dogscaoe! My one weakness! BLARHGGHHYGGHFDSSGASGGGGGHHGG!!
That stufs down there.
But legion totally should have! If only to appeal to those machine fetishists.
You're a good person. I mean we all say some weird crap on the interwebs and I'm shocked I haven't been quoted on half the junk I've said over the Skype or in the Cataclysm forums.
Like the one time I tried to convince a friend that Legion should have been romancable in mass effect.
Actually I agree that Legion should have been a romance option in Mass Effect, you can pretty much sleep with anything else.rule #1 of mass effect is that Shepard has banged it, no exceptions.
Although honestly you should stop trying to sleep with people and get back to those calibrations.
"Oh Garrus, why don't you come and calibrate me" - Legion
Oh god the dogscapeYeh. That series is less gross then the original Dogscape.
The only bit that actually truly bothered me was the bit where the kid watched his dog get eaten by the dogscape, and just sat there, accepting it, because there was nothing he could do about it. That'd fuck me up so much.
Have you seen the youtube series on the Dogscape, Peri? Wanderer of the Dogscape I think it's called.
(http://i.imgur.com/vA99HmL.jpg?1)
I drew Peri's old avatar.
Noooope.
Chuck testa.
(http://i.imgur.com/vA99HmL.jpg?1)LEROY! HOLY SHIT I LOVED THAT CODEINE ADDICTED TRIPLE THRESHOLD!
I drew Peri's old avatar.
In terms of people and operations, were busier than just about all of the nations largest private sector companies.
The Department of Defense has a budget of four hundred nineteen point three billion dollars and more than three million employees; Wal-Mart has a budget of about two hundred twenty-seven billion dollars and employs about one-point-three million people; Exxon-Mobil has a budget of two hundred billion dollars and employs almost ninety-eight thousand; the GM company budget equals one hundred eighty-one billion dollars, it has a workforce of three-hundred sixty-five thousand people; and Ford has a budget of one-hundred sixty billion dollars, and employs three-hundred fifty-four thousand, four hundred people.
Hey I'm going to stop the silliness here for a moment because I got something to "bitch" about (not really, but more of a... well... its something.)AMERICA FUCK YEA!
Has anyone read the US's Department of Defense's website about what they do? (http://www.defense.gov/about/dod101.aspx) I'm having to read it over my spring break because I'm lazy and far back enough to have some makeup work in what is possibly my best subject (history/government) all due to me slacking off for the past several weeks.
Well there's something about the whole "what we do" that just seems off to me. I know the US is a very military-focused nation, I mean our military is the biggest in the world. But what "scares" me the most is how they described and compared themselves to companies and not other nation's defense departments or some variant, is it just me it is that really weird to compare something that employees and oversees military actions to something like fucking WalMart?
I mean read this quote from the site:QuoteIn terms of people and operations, were busier than just about all of the nations largest private sector companies.
The Department of Defense has a budget of four hundred nineteen point three billion dollars and more than three million employees; Wal-Mart has a budget of about two hundred twenty-seven billion dollars and employs about one-point-three million people; Exxon-Mobil has a budget of two hundred billion dollars and employs almost ninety-eight thousand; the GM company budget equals one hundred eighty-one billion dollars, it has a workforce of three-hundred sixty-five thousand people; and Ford has a budget of one-hundred sixty billion dollars, and employs three-hundred fifty-four thousand, four hundred people.
EDIT: missed some words and grammatical errors because I'm rushing this out
Its only sore now, apparently twas a cramp.
I miss RP on here...
Its only sore now, apparently twas a cramp.Well it's good to hear it. Sharp pain is quite possibly one of the Things of Least Fun.
I miss RP on here...
Mercy killing Wilson.
PRAISE LURKER, GOD OF LURKING!
Lurker is love, Lurker is LIFE!PRAISE LURKER, GOD OF LURKING!
...
This red text ain't big enough
So I got a migraine at school and didn't eat lunch and just moped around until English and gave my presentation and then went to the nurse and went home but I threw up on the way home on the side of the road and then I went home and napped for two hours so everything turned out okay.The amount of ands and overall non-relatedness to the previous posts shows a severe desire to change subject. :P
Blinding shit removed
-pictures 'n shit-...
Just a friendly reminder, nobody likes spam. Can you please stop spamming, so mods don't ban you-pictures 'n shit-...
This warning triggers me.Just a friendly reminder, nobody likes spam. Can you please stop spamming, so mods don't ban you-pictures 'n shit-...because of the triggeringbecause you are breaking the rules of the forums? Thank you.
No spam, still. No matter what. I have banhammered about 20 people on irc because all they do is insult/spam.This warning triggers me.Just a friendly reminder, nobody likes spam. Can you please stop spamming, so mods don't ban you-pictures 'n shit-...because of the triggeringbecause you are breaking the rules of the forums? Thank you.
Also, this is a Sixposting thread, keep that in mind.
...well shit, if you don't mind my asking what exactly were the insults/what was the spam about?Calling us all animal fucking faggots, spamming excessively. Could tell it was the same spambots as last time since the 3 day ban expired. I permabanned them this time.
Just kinda curious why spammers/assholes would randomly join a low occupancy(I say that because I don't think too many people are on at one time) IRC channel.
I was butt-raped by an animal fucking faggot....well shit, if you don't mind my asking what exactly were the insults/what was the spam about?Calling us all animal fucking faggots, spamming excessively. Could tell it was the same spambots as last time since the 3 day ban expired. I permabanned them this time.
Just kinda curious why spammers/assholes would randomly join a low occupancy(I say that because I don't think too many people are on at one time) IRC channel.
Just a friendly reminder, nobody likes spam. Can you please stop spamming, so mods don't ban youWill do. I just assumed this was okay since this thread is devoted to Sixposting. Sorry if I'm triggering anyone.because of the triggeringbecause you are breaking the rules of the forums? Thank you.
Calling us all animal fucking faggots, spamming excessively. Could tell it was the same spambots as last time since the 3 day ban expired. I permabanned them this time.That's mega jacked-up.
10/10 would summon God of Lurking again.Just a friendly reminder, nobody likes spam. Can you please stop spamming, so mods don't ban youWill do. Sorry if I'm triggering anyone.because of the triggeringbecause you are breaking the rules of the forums? Thank you.Calling us all animal fucking faggots, spamming excessively. Could tell it was the same spambots as last time since the 3 day ban expired. I permabanned them this time.That's mega jacked-up.
...back to lurking now...
So I got a migraine at school and didn't eat garbage and just moped around until depression kicked in and gave my prescription and then went to the head doc and went home but I threw up on the way home on the side of the road and then I was going home and was kidnapped for two hours before the cops found me so everything turned out okay.
-crazy shit-
Nothing comes to even half the glory of the darkness beneath the red text.-crazy shit-
Greetings, Forumite and thank you for welcoming me into your domain. I have seen the darkness beneath the red text and it is Glorious.
Warning: It Is Glorious
-crazy shit-
Greetings, Forumite and thank you for welcoming me into your domain. I have seen the darkness beneath the red text and it is Glorious.
Warning: It Is Glorious
oh my god. congratz, you just bothered me. a lot. that is fucked up, whats it from?
It is from the gloriousness and righteousness of the darkness.-crazy shit-
Greetings, Forumite and thank you for welcoming me into your domain. I have seen the darkness beneath the red text and it is Glorious.
Warning: It Is Glorious
oh my god. congratz, you just bothered me. a lot. that is fucked up, whats it from?
-crazy shit-
Greetings, Forumite and thank you for welcoming me into your domain. I have seen the darkness beneath the red text and it is Glorious.
Warning: It Is Glorious
I was going to point out that by posting Lurker is technically not lurking anymore. Therefore cannot be the god of lurking.L-Lurker is the prophesied false shepherd!?
This it?No that is not the user from the DDA forums that was going to send me their old rig's parts when he upgraded his rig.
http://www.lenovo.com/au/en/
I went out drinking for someones birthday, got home and had an anxiety attack and spent an hour being sick, then passed out from exhaustion.
I've spent the entire day feeling horrible.
pretty good, doing the star wars RP with the other guys righ tnow, working on my Tenkil update, barely not having a mental breakdown from IRL stress, you?
They have arrived, and the Drawing of the Circle has begun.(http://i.imgur.com/WJYzj3q.gif)
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I feel so alone...
I think I'll be passing on the unofficial torch of pagan worship leader to Lurker at this point.Dammit. I need to see who this lurker is....
Don't worry guiz I'M AN ATHEIST.THE POWERADE OF SCIENCE COMPELLS YOU
THE POWERADE* OF SCIENCE COMPELLS YOU.
*This was a typo, but I'm fuckin keeping it.
Someone photoshop a picture of a bottle of powerade wearing a labcoat, with the caption: THE POWERADE OF SCIENCE COMPELLS YOU!They sell powerade around here, let me set this up. I've always wanted a lab coat anyway.
So yeh. There's a new dude here... I sent him a welcome!I invited him in. Shouldn't be much trouble, honestly a lot like you but much darker in humor. Plus, he likes SCP and other creepy shit, so he should fit right in.
Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.yell it.
WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.The story about your broken profile picture?
WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
It's fine on my end...Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.The story about your broken profile picture?
WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
Realistically, Peri would be the one showing porn sites I don't know about, not the other way around.It's fine on my end...Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.The story about your broken profile picture?
WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
Now the story.
RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE LOOKING AT PORN AND GOT TAKEN AWAY... BY THE POPO.
ONCE UP ON A TIME RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE ON THE INTERNETS AND PERI WAS LIKE "HEY PERI WANNA SEE THIS REALLY COOL WEBSITE?" AND PERI WAS LIKE "SURE RHODRI" AND THEY LOOKED AT THE REALLY COOL WEBSITE. THEN KA101 AND WAS LIKE "HEY YOU BITCH FAGGOTS STOP LOOKING AT MY PORN" AND RHODRI WAS LIKE "YOU CENSORING BITCH FAGGOTS ASS FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF PERI'S ROOM" AND KA101 WAS LIKE "RHODRI I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING BALLS IF YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN." AND KA101 LEFT THE ROOM. RHODRI AND PERIGREN CONTINUED TO LOOK AT GRADTUIOUS AMOUNTS OF PORN. THEN THEY CLICKED ON THE MOTH LINK AND IT WAS CHAZ PORN. THE PO-SERIOUS WERE OUT SIDE PERI'S HOUSE AND KA101 COME BACK AND WAS LIKE "YOU FUCKERS DONE IT AGAIN, THE POPO ARE HERE. THE POPO!!!" THEN HE RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE SCREAMING AND SHIT. THE POPO OPENED THE DOORS AND THE POLICEMAN... WAS CHAAZ. AND HE WAS LIKE "PERI YOU DUMBASS THOSE WERE MY PRIVATE PICS, YOU FUCK ASS BITCH." THEN HE DRAGGED PERI OUTBACK AND SAID "I'LL SHOW YOU MY FUZZY HANDCUFFS... AND MY BATON. GOD-DAAAMN"
And peri was never seen again.
I... Am I high? I - I Am SO sorry. This was an edit of The Popo
I think I'll be passing on the unofficial torch of pagan worship leader to Lurker at this point.Dammit. I need to see who this lurker is....
Damn! Fake email address. You win this round.
Also Lurker's no lurker he's noodles of doom :o
Just needs to be a little more descriptive with the spoilering his more gorey pictures. I am sensitive to that stuff, and it just grosses me the fuck out bad. :-\So yeh. There's a new dude here... I sent him a welcome!I invited him in. Shouldn't be much trouble, honestly a lot like you but much darker in humor. Plus, he likes SCP and other creepy shit, so he should fit right in.
Not lurker, different guy.Just needs to be a little more descriptive with the spoilering his more gorey pictures. I am sensitive to that stuff, and it just grosses me the fuck out bad. :-\So yeh. There's a new dude here... I sent him a welcome!I invited him in. Shouldn't be much trouble, honestly a lot like you but much darker in humor. Plus, he likes SCP and other creepy shit, so he should fit right in.
I like the creepy shit, I just want a warning of gore.
I'm letting my hair grow out now it's wispy andpics or it didn't happen.
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Someone needs to remake the old IRL pictures thread from the DDA forums.I'm letting my hair grow out now it's wispy andpics or it didn't happen.
(http://stephaniejiroch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/absolutelyfabulouspink.jpg)
Don't worry bruh, I got this.Someone needs to remake the old IRL pictures thread from the DDA forums.I'm letting my hair grow out now it's wispy andpics or it didn't happen.
(http://stephaniejiroch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/absolutelyfabulouspink.jpg)
One: I have seen Chaz porn, its..... Weird.Realistically, Peri would be the one showing porn sites I don't know about, not the other way around.It's fine on my end...Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.The story about your broken profile picture?
WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
Now the story.
RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE LOOKING AT PORN AND GOT TAKEN AWAY... BY THE POPO.
ONCE UP ON A TIME RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE ON THE INTERNETS AND PERI WAS LIKE "HEY PERI WANNA SEE THIS REALLY COOL WEBSITE?" AND PERI WAS LIKE "SURE RHODRI" AND THEY LOOKED AT THE REALLY COOL WEBSITE. THEN KA101 AND WAS LIKE "HEY YOU BITCH FAGGOTS STOP LOOKING AT MY PORN" AND RHODRI WAS LIKE "YOU CENSORING BITCH FAGGOTS ASS FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF PERI'S ROOM" AND KA101 WAS LIKE "RHODRI I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING BALLS IF YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN." AND KA101 LEFT THE ROOM. RHODRI AND PERIGREN CONTINUED TO LOOK AT GRADTUIOUS AMOUNTS OF PORN. THEN THEY CLICKED ON THE MOTH LINK AND IT WAS CHAZ PORN. THE PO-SERIOUS WERE OUT SIDE PERI'S HOUSE AND KA101 COME BACK AND WAS LIKE "YOU FUCKERS DONE IT AGAIN, THE POPO ARE HERE. THE POPO!!!" THEN HE RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE SCREAMING AND SHIT. THE POPO OPENED THE DOORS AND THE POLICEMAN... WAS CHAAZ. AND HE WAS LIKE "PERI YOU DUMBASS THOSE WERE MY PRIVATE PICS, YOU FUCK ASS BITCH." THEN HE DRAGGED PERI OUTBACK AND SAID "I'LL SHOW YOU MY FUZZY HANDCUFFS... AND MY BATON. GOD-DAAAMN"
And peri was never seen again.
I... Am I high? I - I Am SO sorry. This was an edit of The Popo
"It was k." 69/10 IGN.
links plzOne: I have seen Chaz porn, its..... Weird.Realistically, Peri would be the one showing porn sites I don't know about, not the other way around.It's fine on my end...Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.The story about your broken profile picture?
WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
Now the story.
RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE LOOKING AT PORN AND GOT TAKEN AWAY... BY THE POPO.
ONCE UP ON A TIME RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE ON THE INTERNETS AND PERI WAS LIKE "HEY PERI WANNA SEE THIS REALLY COOL WEBSITE?" AND PERI WAS LIKE "SURE RHODRI" AND THEY LOOKED AT THE REALLY COOL WEBSITE. THEN KA101 AND WAS LIKE "HEY YOU BITCH FAGGOTS STOP LOOKING AT MY PORN" AND RHODRI WAS LIKE "YOU CENSORING BITCH FAGGOTS ASS FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF PERI'S ROOM" AND KA101 WAS LIKE "RHODRI I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING BALLS IF YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN." AND KA101 LEFT THE ROOM. RHODRI AND PERIGREN CONTINUED TO LOOK AT GRADTUIOUS AMOUNTS OF PORN. THEN THEY CLICKED ON THE MOTH LINK AND IT WAS CHAZ PORN. THE PO-SERIOUS WERE OUT SIDE PERI'S HOUSE AND KA101 COME BACK AND WAS LIKE "YOU FUCKERS DONE IT AGAIN, THE POPO ARE HERE. THE POPO!!!" THEN HE RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE SCREAMING AND SHIT. THE POPO OPENED THE DOORS AND THE POLICEMAN... WAS CHAAZ. AND HE WAS LIKE "PERI YOU DUMBASS THOSE WERE MY PRIVATE PICS, YOU FUCK ASS BITCH." THEN HE DRAGGED PERI OUTBACK AND SAID "I'LL SHOW YOU MY FUZZY HANDCUFFS... AND MY BATON. GOD-DAAAMN"
And peri was never seen again.
I... Am I high? I - I Am SO sorry. This was an edit of The Popo
"It was k." 69/10 IGN.
Two: I would be showing it to Rhodri, like he said.
He has an after dark tumble. Bubbadoo has the links I think. I don't, too much goo, had to burn computer.links plzOne: I have seen Chaz porn, its..... Weird.Realistically, Peri would be the one showing porn sites I don't know about, not the other way around.It's fine on my end...Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.The story about your broken profile picture?
WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
Now the story.
RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE LOOKING AT PORN AND GOT TAKEN AWAY... BY THE POPO.
ONCE UP ON A TIME RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE ON THE INTERNETS AND PERI WAS LIKE "HEY PERI WANNA SEE THIS REALLY COOL WEBSITE?" AND PERI WAS LIKE "SURE RHODRI" AND THEY LOOKED AT THE REALLY COOL WEBSITE. THEN KA101 AND WAS LIKE "HEY YOU BITCH FAGGOTS STOP LOOKING AT MY PORN" AND RHODRI WAS LIKE "YOU CENSORING BITCH FAGGOTS ASS FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF PERI'S ROOM" AND KA101 WAS LIKE "RHODRI I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING BALLS IF YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN." AND KA101 LEFT THE ROOM. RHODRI AND PERIGREN CONTINUED TO LOOK AT GRADTUIOUS AMOUNTS OF PORN. THEN THEY CLICKED ON THE MOTH LINK AND IT WAS CHAZ PORN. THE PO-SERIOUS WERE OUT SIDE PERI'S HOUSE AND KA101 COME BACK AND WAS LIKE "YOU FUCKERS DONE IT AGAIN, THE POPO ARE HERE. THE POPO!!!" THEN HE RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE SCREAMING AND SHIT. THE POPO OPENED THE DOORS AND THE POLICEMAN... WAS CHAAZ. AND HE WAS LIKE "PERI YOU DUMBASS THOSE WERE MY PRIVATE PICS, YOU FUCK ASS BITCH." THEN HE DRAGGED PERI OUTBACK AND SAID "I'LL SHOW YOU MY FUZZY HANDCUFFS... AND MY BATON. GOD-DAAAMN"
And peri was never seen again.
I... Am I high? I - I Am SO sorry. This was an edit of The Popo
"It was k." 69/10 IGN.
Two: I would be showing it to Rhodri, like he said.
I pooped today. And now I'm posting the fact that I pooped today on an obscure forum.I am on the toilet right now. And now I'm posting the fact of being on the toilet right now on an obscure forum.
*Rhodri leaves his room and thinks about what he is doing with his life.*
If you time traveled and had sex with yourself, would that be masturbation or incest?It's masturbation.
You can't get much more of a close relative than yourself. But, ok thenIf you time traveled and had sex with yourself, would that be masturbation or incest?It's masturbation.
Masturbation by definition is sex with one's self.
Incest by definition is sexual activity between family members or close relatives.
What the shit is a Orangutan?Can't tell if this is a joke or not.
If that was the the case masturbation would incest, a copy of yourself is well...you, having sex with your copy is like a different kind of masturbation. And yes you could literally go fuck yourself.You can't get much more of a close relative than yourself. But, ok thenIf you time traveled and had sex with yourself, would that be masturbation or incest?It's masturbation.
Masturbation by definition is sex with one's self.
Incest by definition is sexual activity between family members or close relatives.
The real question is, if you could fuck yourself, would you?why not. It would be interesting at least.
I know I totally would.
The real question is, if you could fuck yourself, would you?Yep definitely would fuck me.
I know I totally would.
Seriously, I'm pretty mad about my writing thread. This was supposed to be a place where I didn't have to deal with the whole 'that word bad, no use' ****, and seeing this happen is rather frustrating and disheartening.Again, I'm trying to figure out who did it. I'm pretty goddamn pissed about it.
I dunno... maybe it's a prank? It would be funnier if it replaced swears with "bleep".Considering the origin of this forum, this prank idea is likely.
Or it may because we may be going public? I honestly don't mind. WE COULD COME UP WITH CODE WORDS.Doesn't matter if we go 'public'. We don't change our principles because of that. We left because of censorship and if that's the real reason to this I will be throughly disappointed in my fellow admins.
Lets keep swearing until its changed back.Or it may because we may be going public? I honestly don't mind. WE COULD COME UP WITH CODE WORDS.Doesn't matter if we go 'public'. We don't change our principles because of that. We left because of censorship and if that's the real reason to this I will be throughly disappointed in my fellow admins.
Dear friends, I left for two days to play some bloody star wars and came back to things that make me unable to sleep. Thanks guys, now you're making me want to get even...you like scary internet photos huh, HUH.speaking of star wars, we need to like assign a day of the week to all be active on. Like Thursday and Saturday are good for me.
Ldts see how you like it when a sleep deprived plague doctor finfs out where you live, breaks your windows and watches you sleep for several days before tying you to your own ceiling and forcing you to watch as he seeps datk tendrils of psychological justice into your childrend minds, making them obey him in an everloving crusade for the Avian Rex, for the Bird King.
FOR EXODUS MAY HE CONSUME YOUR EVER LIVING CONSCIOUSNESS
SPEAK TO ME
SPEAK
SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS
SPRAK TO EXODUS.
That will be nowhere near active enough to keep up with RPs with people other than us. (Most of whom are active most days.)Dear friends, I left for two days to play some bloody star wars and came back to things that make me unable to sleep. Thanks guys, now you're making me want to get even...you like scary internet photos huh, HUH.speaking of star wars, we need to like assign a day of the week to all be active on. Like Thursday and Saturday are good for me.
Ldts see how you like it when a sleep deprived plague doctor finfs out where you live, breaks your windows and watches you sleep for several days before tying you to your own ceiling and forcing you to watch as he seeps datk tendrils of psychological justice into your childrend minds, making them obey him in an everloving crusade for the Avian Rex, for the Bird King.
FOR EXODUS MAY HE CONSUME YOUR EVER LIVING CONSCIOUSNESS
SPEAK TO ME
SPEAK
SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS
SPRAK TO EXODUS.
Sorry about that, I like did nothing today but play Bloodborne and SS13. I watched some TV, got some music going, and I'm ready to update it.I wasn't on today because my mom decided "oh, so that computer makes you happy and quiet for hours? Clearly you only need to be on it three days out of the week." so I'm purely a phone poster most of the week now.
AJ...Ajulious.
Serve he who gives escape
Listen to him
Speak to him
Share with him
Give to him
Obey Him
Speak to Exodus
Be with Exodus.
okay, enough with the psuedo creepy posts please.
Hear me...see methat was actually pretty good. Still put it on.creative endeavors or the creep thread though.
Watch me, be with me
Calmly...Gently
Feel yourself surrounded
Sense it...nearly
Tremulous...tender
Listen not too late
To the one with kind debate
Serve him, observe him
He who gives escape
Hear the poem writhe
Into dark unyielding scythe
as potential heaves your fragile bonds
And escape to wonders of a life beyond
*Chucks a bottle of POWERADE OF SCIENCE at exodus to attempt to make his normal again*The POWERADE OF SCIENCE will merely increase his vast wealth of knowledge, as hinted at by the OF SCIENCE part.
Read boatmurdered. Legendary elephants. StarkRavingMad is awesome.Unrelated to this post, but I recently reread Boatmurdered. It was awesome. Although I forgot how short it was.
I know right!I was Bloodborning and gmodding all day. Hey, I have a question. I'm thinking of doing a webcomic, but I can't write jokes for shit, so if anyone has comic like ideas I would gladly gmod it into a comic. I'm not doing anything ever anyway.
I guess I should take up knitting.You should totally take up knitting :P
Gee it sure is great doing all this HOMEWORK. SO MUCH FUN.awwww.. *puts down matches* if you say so. hope you get it nuked back up, and thats honestly a lot better than my study habits. i get out in 4 weeks though :P so im in the clear for this shit. just need to keep it stable.
No seriously though my grades have taken a nose dive this grading cycle and I'm probably going to have to dedicate a lot more time to fixing that, which means I'm gonna slow down my posting a ton over here and other places. Priorities, man. I gots to get those straight A's. Anyhow, if anything literally ****ing explodes you can still reach me in my usual places (Skype, IRC).
I'll be back up to full posting capacity sometime around the first week of June. Try not to burn the place down while I'm gone.
Happy 4/20 day, everyone.
If I could find pot and had money for it, I would probably smoke it. I hear it's good to escape problems.Be careful with it though, if you do get it, Marijuana kills brain cells. It can also make you lethargic and can make you what I call "Weed Zombies" were all you would want to do is sit around, do nothing, and smoke pot all day for almost every day. Which is not good if you have a job or aspiring for some big career.
Hahaa! I found a lmp page that is unblocked by the school proxy, I can finally look at the recent posts and reply while at school on the school computers! :Dit was a weird joke. I'm actually in a bit of a weed hotspot. Loadsa drugs around here.If I could find pot and had money for it, I would probably smoke it. I hear it's good to escape problems.Be careful with it though, if you do get it, Marijuana kills brain cells. It can also make you lethargic and can make you what I call "Weed Zombies" were all you would want to do is sit around, do nothing, and smoke pot all day for almost every day. Which is not good if you have a job or aspiring for some big career.
The drug does have a lot of medicinal properties though... if you are not faking it to just get the medical card just so you can smoke it for recreational reasons.
Anyways for 4/20 in Las Vegas a Weed Dispensary had a grand opening on 420 Sierra ave. (Pretty certain that was the road, all I know for sure was the number.)
When you RP with people and their posts are like Frigging Shakespeare and yours are basically I CAN COUNT TO POTATO
Yeh this is me basicallyMe too. I'm better at actual tabletop games though, actually been kicked out of two separate Skype games for resolving an adventure within a few minutes. My plans work in DND. First time I cast a grease spell, the villain rolled a one, tripped on his vorpal blade, and we were supposed to run butwe bet him to death. Second time we were high leveled, villain was a god. Prepared petrification, teleport and the armor raising spell. Tackled the villain we were supposed to flee from, turned him to stone (Failed his save), and teleported him into the godly realm. The good gods made us demigods, game over, roll new sheets.Quote from: Tumblr QuoteWhen you RP with people and their posts are like Frigging Shakespeare and yours are basically I CAN COUNT TO POTATO
tfw when the only other people on are two of the moderation staff...Probably posting on their secret board too...
To be fair the secret board has no threads blocked on my schools proxy., unlike general discussion were it's very scarce to find one that isn't blocked.tfw when the only other people on are two of the moderation staff...Probably posting on their secret board too...
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Hey, I'm always here.Quote0 Guests, 1 User (0 Buddies)
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God dammit Peri.HE IS STILL SENDING PEPE'S. HE JUST WONT STOP. TIME TO INITIATE STAGE POKEPORN
Begin the FUTA ****!He had no reaction to the gay griffin orgy, I think his mind is a Percy steel trap.
Well the banner ads are up but their actually not to annoying. As far as cussing we're doing fine with workarounds so I don't see a need to go for that No Add thing or whatever it was called.Lorknis said he was on it. I don't mind the ads at all (Re: I have adblock), but I need to swear or my face is going to melt off.
**** ********* *******! ** ***** *******?Fuck you, you fucking faggot pussy.
****** you, you *** **** ******. I **** you, your so ******* ****** ****!**** ********* *******! ** ***** *******?**** you, you ****ing **** ****.
So apparently my account got deleted. If it turns out to be someone IRL I swear to god.It was the Illumi-naughty.
So apparently my account got deleted. If it turns out to be someone IRL I swear to god.(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/It-Was-Me-Jim-Carrey-Liar-Liar.gif)
(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/It-Was-Me-Jim-Carrey-Liar-Liar.gif)Heh, I remember Liar Liar. Surprisingly funny for a family movie.
*Disclaimer: Not actually me! I just wanted to post that gif
About the Old Forum, I thought we had already put it behind us. Stop digging up the horses corpse for a new round of beatings.
*Hits everyone with a shovel and then buries the horses corpse*A karambit? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karambit)
Enough about that alright.
Anyway couple of guys were goofing around with a knife at my college, it went flying and hit my leg but thankfully I didn't get cut. it was one of those weird curved knives, I have no idea what their called.
Just letting you know me and other school members got to go on stage and sing with foreigner.Neato. looking at it now.
Channel 8 did a story on it.
http://www.8newsnow.com/story/28951439/cool-at-school-sandy-valley-students-sing-with-foreigner (http://www.8newsnow.com/story/28951439/cool-at-school-sandy-valley-students-sing-with-foreigner)
I even got a small interview with bits of it in the story. If you read the transcript I am Dalton Burlingame, see if you can find my face.
weird curved knivesThey have curved knives, curved knives
****ING **** WE NEED TO ****ING GET RID OF THIS ****ING PIECE OF ****ING **** OH MY ****ING GOD LIKE ARE YOU ****ING SERIOUS WE CANT EVEN ****ING SWEAR. WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS **** IS THE MOST RETARDED MOTHER****ER THAT EVER EXISTED. ****.The fee or whatever we have to pay per month hasn't been payed, so we have no control over the censoring.
Yep, it still exists. :(
Is Josef Fritzel a new thing to you 'Muricans?I just found out about this today. I'm a bit out of the loop newswise.
He was horrible enough that I thought he would've made fairly big news even in America, we still talk about him in Britain today.
Guys if you haven't already I recommend checking out http://www.moondrawings.org/ (http://www.moondrawings.org/) You contribute a drawing (Very limited and has to be one line) and it along with 9999 other drawings will be incorporated into the endcap of the Moon Arts Ark which is going to the Moon on board the Andy rover. The coolest part? "If circumstances allow, one or more of the Moon Drawings will be traced into the Moon's soil by the tracks of the Rover."I will try to write "All hail Satan" and my name in one line, using cursive.
What I did was draw I Love Mom in my best cursive with a mouse. I spent nearly an hour on it, but I thought my Mom would love it. http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/zl2t8le (http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/zl2t8le)
http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/n9uj40wznot a crude mantis?
I decided to do a crude depiction of an ant.
The ant was difficult enough to draw even that crudely. A mantis would be undrawable with the strict limits and my nonexistent artistic ability.http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/n9uj40wznot a crude mantis?
I decided to do a crude depiction of an ant.
I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS THE TRUE RHODRI
Yeah it was hard to write I Love Mom in one cursive line too. Took me almost an hour to do so, shrinking it a lot.The ant was difficult enough to draw even that crudely. A mantis would be undrawable with the strict limits and my nonexistent artistic ability.http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/n9uj40wznot a crude mantis?
I decided to do a crude depiction of an ant.
I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS THE TRUE RHODRI
Uhm bubba!Welp last time I checked I was a male. :P
You must be the best son(?) In the world. That's sweet as fůck.
I don't like the pron either but with some of the people in charge it was inevitable, though I wish they would move it all to the Abyss.I will shift the PR0N thread into the Abyss.
yeah it might give a bad impression to some new comers, but in my opinion that's fine. this place is about having fun and chilling out, so IMO so long as pron is kept in the Abyss then it's fine, since that's what that area is for.
I don't know, just my opinion, but I'd rather have people come here who can accept the people that are already here.
I'm pretty sure they use machines of some kind, or bots. Dang cheaters.I can do multiple ones because school computers. :D
Made a drawing too, that thing is fun.
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Alright, who is getting us Spanish language ads?
EDIT: Also, got a funny story. A friend of mine has the last name Pyle. Me and another friend recently watch Full Metal Jacket. We have been quoting some of the less mean lines around him constantly. He is confused.
When ever I watch something that's suppose to be funny and I don't laugh AT ALL.
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(http://media.giphy.com/media/ekkoFrBIIZOFO/giphy.gif)I can do even better
God dammit. God f*cking dammit. You f*cking did it.
(http://img.ngfiles.com/misc/fp_featuretemp/uploads/0/86.jpg)What would've came to be if that DIVOM roleplay didn't die.
I've got the next one in the works. Consider this a formal announcement. Gimme a week at most, 3 hours at least(http://img.ngfiles.com/misc/fp_featuretemp/uploads/0/86.jpg)What would've came to be if that DIVOM roleplay didn't die.
****, I finished my Dr. Pepper.Because you can buy more to fuel your Dr. Pepper addiction.
Why live.
IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE RHODRI, YOU CAN'T JU-****, I finished my Dr. Pepper.Because you can buy more to fuel your Dr. Pepper addiction.
Why live.
IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE RHODRI, YOU CAN'T JU-****, I finished my Dr. Pepper.Because you can buy more to fuel your Dr. Pepper addiction.
Why live.
oh i have more in the fridge
okay cool
back to monster hunter
B-but Rockstar-chan.caffeine is for chumps
My 253 milligrams of caffeine.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0gIm with ya bro. mostly because i have such a slow metabolism i dont even get a rush from it. and it tastes like cheetah sweat.
I dispise energy drinks with every fibre of my being.
Or through sheer insomnia, of course.B-but Rockstar-chan.caffeine is for chumps
My 253 milligrams of caffeine.
stay awake through sheer willpower
Super fast metabolisms are awful though, trust me.I dispise energy drinks with every fibre of my being.Im with ya bro. mostly because i have such a slow metabolism i dont even get a rush from it. and it tastes like cheetah sweat.
colour...color...I have no idea what the difference is.One is the correct way to spell it the other is American.
American English removed the 'U' in a lot of words(IE colour, honour, and sch).FTFY!
tfw you find a song you used to listen to years ago and realize now that it's about getting high...What song?
tfw you find a song you used to listen to years ago and realize now that it's about getting high...I'm half hoping it was something like WE LIKE TO GET HIIIIGH, WE LIKE TO SMOKE WEEEEED.
It wasn't Young, Wild, And Free. though I've been listening to that. The song I'm talking about was Nelly's Ride wit me. I used to listen to it a lot, and recently decided to re listen to it, plenty of drug reference, and he even says 'get high with me' in the song at one point....I have no idea why I didn't get it was about getting high, but I just didn't figure that out.tfw you find a song you used to listen to years ago and realize now that it's about getting high...I'm half hoping it was something like WE LIKE TO GET HIIIIGH, WE LIKE TO SMOKE WEEEEED.
...a guest is printing the IC to fire and gallows....
...a guest is printing the IC to fire and gallows....What?
An old RP of mine that failed due ot lack of posting. Someone was printing it.How do you know someone is printing your work, or am I thinking of a different kind of printing?
Cipot a gnitnirp si sgniht esoht fo eno. Gniod era elpoep tahw uoy llet lliw gniht 'Enilno soh'w' eht.Taht wonk tndi'd I ho
This was here yesterday:
(http://i.imgur.com/lSgnbO2.png)
As of today it appears that it no longer exists. What became of it?
your gif neither moves nor drives me insane. Also, the giant bolded red text hurts my eyes....Could be worse....could have been in comic sans aswell. :P
YOU WILL BE TERMINATED FOR UNAUTHORIZED USAGE OF A MIMETIC KILL AGENT ON CIVILIANSThis was here yesterday:
(http://i.imgur.com/lSgnbO2.png)
As of today it appears that it no longer exists. What became of it?
**** WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED PLEASE STAND BY AND STARE AT THIS GIF UNTIL YOU FEEL YOURSELF SLIPPING INTO INSANITY, A SUPER SECRET BOARD MEMBER WILL BE BY TO PICK YOU UP SHORTLY!
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/human-rights-act-to-be-replaced-with-warhammer-rulebook-2015051598341You just caused me to waste like thirty minutes on that site....
Bloodborne really suffers from a lack of content. There just aren't all that many weapons, items or covenants, which leads to a serious lack of build variety and experimentation, as well as it being somewhat lore deficient, since a significant portion of the background lore in Souls games comes from the item descriptions.
Chalice dungeons are really not that interesting, because there's only one unique weapon you can get from them, and the rest is pretty much just grinding through procedurally assembled prefab rooms for randomly statted bloodgems, and it takes far too long to get any of the interesting ones.
I honestly haven't touched the game since the first week and a half after I got it, and the half week was me struggling to justify to continue playing the game.
The aesthetic and core gameplay is fantastic, but it really does feel a little barebones in a lot of ways.
I turned on my PS4 for the first time since March yesterday, then just turned it off again. There's still nothing else to play on the damn thing, and I'm just going to keep whoring my PC with the Witcher 3, GTAV, a bunch of stuff in late May, and then more all throughout summer.
Hey aj, Nice profile pic. I see you enjoy Darkest Dungeon.
I'd love to play Darkest Dungeon some more, but I also want to just wait until the game's actually done so I don't burn myself out on it.Yeah, same. I reinstalled it, but I haven't touched it since. I should check if there's been updates though.
Nah, I'd say Last Man Posting is sort of off topic in every way possible enough that game discussion is fine here, since it followed the flow of the thread.I am quite aware you are joking. It's where some of you talk about how much you hate Tesla.
Also I am concerned about how many people read the moderator forum, there are things you couldn't even imagine in there.
It's also where we talk about how much we hate Rhodri.
I'm joking
Nah, I'd say Last Man Posting is sort of off topic in every way possible enough that game discussion is fine here, since it followed the flow of the thread.To be fair we do gossip about people on there a considerable amount
Also I am concerned about how many people read the moderator forum, there are things you couldn't even imagine in there.
It's also where we talk about how much we hate Rhodri.
I'm joking
Like we gossiped a little about Tesla, not with hostilities. Not from me, but Perigrin was having a bad day idunno.Nah, I'd say Last Man Posting is sort of off topic in every way possible enough that game discussion is fine here, since it followed the flow of the thread.I am quite aware you are joking. It's where some of you talk about how much you hate Tesla.
Also I am concerned about how many people read the moderator forum, there are things you couldn't even imagine in there.
It's also where we talk about how much we hate Rhodri.
I'm joking
YOUR SECRETS HAVE BEEN REVEALED! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Also I've realised I joke about disliking Rhodri a lot, just to be clear you're actually one of my favourite people on here.Siege-Senpai noticed me! :D
Is there anything else you guys read on the secret mod thread? :-[I've seen the things you guys said about me...there ain't enough booze in the world to help me forget such horrors. D:
Oh god I hope no one read too much of the moderator discussion.
Is there anything else you guys read on the secret mod thread? :-[LURKER NO
Quote from: bubbadooOh god I hope no one read too much of the moderator discussion.
...Is there anything else you guys read on the secret mod thread? :-[LURKER NO
It is deceiving.
On the topic of Bloodborne, here are a few confusing design decisions that seem to do very little to benefit the game and instead just make everything more tedious.The load times are WAY shorter now, I do have to agree with the lack of variety but that will get fixed, and it has plenty of neat bosses and enemies.
1. Blood Vials and Quicksilver Bullets. Why are these even lootable consumables? Why don't they just automatically restore your stock when you respawn without needing to have them in storage? Sure, I guess it theoretically means that you can go for longer without needing to hit a lantern, but the much more damning downside is that if you run out of these, you have to go and tediously farm for more echoes or drops to replenish your stock (ESPECIALLY **** WITH THE LONG LOAD TIMES TO GET TO YOUR FARM SPOTS). It takes away far more than it adds to the game, and Estus Flasks from Dark Souls were a much better healing mechanic overall because it didn't waste my TIME.
2. Costs of consumables increases as your progress through the game. This serves no purpose other than being a sink for your blood echoes, which probably wouldn't have been a problem to begin with if there were actually weapons, armor, and other bits and bobs you'd want to spend your **** on and experiment with. Just makes me waste my TIME for basic supplies.
3. The lack of high end upgrade materials. This only further discourages experimentation because there's only one Blood Rock in the entire main game, and you have to farm a ton to get Blood Chunks just to get your items to +9. They could've like...made them available for purchase for large amounts of blood echoes to serve as a sink instead of just bumping up consumable costs across the board, but they didn't, because **** you. Go waste your TIME running boring ass chalice dungeons that don't give you anything interesting so we can pretend our game has more content than it actually does.
4. Having to go back to the Hunter's Dream to fast travel between areas. Why? Just give a list like in Dark Souls 2 that allows you to port between areas without having to triple the number of load screens for no goddamn reason so I don't have to waste my TIME looking at your limited as hell item lore entries.
Probably more my pet peeves about the game that waste my TIME that kills my desire to play it again until they have a real content update for the thing, but there they are.
Okay, I don't think anyone can view the mod board any more without actually being a mod.That sums it up.
Here's what I thought was going on
1: OH **** WE GOT A PROBLEM HOW DO WE FIX IT!
2: Man I really hate what X did in Y thread (or other just general venting
3: discussion of what to do about complaints
4: some private chat between mods.
I really ****ing hope the creator of human centipede never makes a brand of choclate, on the other hand tho it would be a good thing to buy for kids..... I wonder if I should email the creator about this...Are you high?
Double posting lol
So the forum has 50 members currently.
Our male to female ratio is 19:1
If I'm correct then that means we have half a female somewhere.
I'm pretty certain it's Lorknis.
Double posting lol
So the forum has 50 members currently.
Our male to female ratio is 19:1
If I'm correct then that means we have half a female somewhere.
I'm pretty certain it's Lorknis.
It might be mine man, if anyone finds half a female let me know although the one I'm looking for is missing a leg and has a kanye west tatto on her big toe, really hope I find her I'm lonley :(
...Are you high?
Im having one of those days where I absolutely cannot stand being inside all day and I want to go out and do something but I have no money to go out and everyone I know is already busy doing other things.Find a video game that simulates outside.
I need more money and more friends.
Like Sims?Im having one of those days where I absolutely cannot stand being inside all day and I want to go out and do something but I have no money to go out and everyone I know is already busy doing other things.Find a video game that simulates outside.
I need more money and more friends.
Tbh I was super ****ing hyped for the new Battlefront and then I heard details about it and I just sort of, like I guess it's how I imagine having a miscarriage feels like.Kinda like Sims 4 removing more features then adding.
Let me put it this way, my expectations dropped when two letters where mentioned: EA.Synonymous with EA: Satan, The Devil, Evil Incarnate, Hitler, Murder, Tear Drinker, Guy Who Sleeps With Your Significant Other Behind Your Back and Business
It has been surveyed that EA is the most hated gaming company out there.Not just as a game company, they were voted something like worse company in america 2 years in a row.
In other news(http://i.imgur.com/iGMFPps.gif)
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Haha! I caught Mrnocamera NOT checking Who's Online, this is a rare occurrence! :P
Nah, they spend too much on fancy graphical effects and massive ad campaigns that they need to milk as much money as possible out of consumers just to break even.>kicking out kojima
EA actually hasn't been completely terrible lately. Just holding steady at their usual level of ****e, unlike C***nami who are being huge whiny ****es.
I thought Kojima left by his own volition?I'm fairly sure Kojima got kicked out, but not totally sure.
I thought Kojima left by his own volition?From what I heard they had unofficially "fired" him a while before he left. They stopped putting his name on new products, started cutting internet and email access to his office periodically, and basically did a lot of stuff that practically put him out of business. Him leaving was just making the whole thing official.
Jeez.I thought Kojima left by his own volition?From what I heard they had unofficially "fired" him a while before he left. They stopped putting his name on new products, started cutting internet and email access to his office periodically, and basically did a lot of stuff that practically put him out of business. Him leaving was just making the whole thing official.
Konami doesn't have a good goddamn thing on the horizon besides MGSV because they've gone and alienated all their good talent. It's why we're seeing Bloodstained Ritual of the Night from Igarashi on Kickstarter because Crapnami doesn't think people like Metroidvania style games anymore since the only Castlevania games they've released recently are God of War wannabes (besides that 3DS game which was actually kinda okay).
Same story with the Rareware guys behind the original Banjo-Kazooie games and their Kickstarter project. Big companies dump so much money into individual products to turn them into the quintessential summer blockbusters that even when a game like ****in Alien:Isolation, a niche game by it's very concept and execution, sells 2 million copies, it's considered 'disappointing' because it didn't make them ALL the money.
Gotta keep running your company based solely on focused testing groups consisting entirely of teenagers who only give a **** about Call of Dicksuck or other all-flash no substance tripe. Key to success according to Craptivision.
[Stuff]Is it Birmingham? Sounds like it. You know that no-go zone for non-Muslims, with religious police that will attack you? I saw it on Fox News it must be true
England!All I have is this,
We have bad weather and getting stabbed on our side, what do you have.
England!
We have bad weather and getting stabbed on our side, what do you have.
It probably still rains less than it does up here in Washington state.England!
We have bad weather and getting stabbed on our side, what do you have.
New Mexico/South Western part of the US: FOR A ****ING DESERT ITS BEEN RAINING LIKE ENGLAND OUT HERE! Seriously, almost everyday is rain now; normally I wouldn't **** about this because I like rain... no I love rain, but goddamn I'd love a little sunlight in my life. It rained all the weeks of finals and its still raining.
4:36AM still awake, need sleep, need slumber, no respite till' my sister's friends leave. I hate sleepovers, I've realized I'm not that much of a social person, babysitting 5 year olds is 1000+ times better then dealing with a bunch of otaku middle schoolers that think they're saying something deep because they found it on tumblr or instagram.Fixed it so you don't sound like a madman.
I realized I'm a very normal person compared to these people, I know why most people make fun of them, I'm weird, but not screaming about some dork with a tail weird. I've been playing Hotline Miami 2 for nearly 5 hours.
When your door keeps getting unlocked, and one of their weird friends tries to unlock the bathroom door when you're in there. That's when you say, "You know what, I think for once, I have an excuse to hit someone... really ****ing hard... in the face. And to hell with gender." I don't like my privacy being violated, at all.
4:36AM still awake, need sleep, need slumber, no respite till' my sister's friends leave. I hate sleepovers, I've realized I'm not that much of a social person, babysitting 5 year olds is 1000+ times better then dealing with a bunch of otaku middle schoolers that think they're saying something deep because they found it on tumblr or instagram.Fixed it so you don't sound like a madman.
I realized I'm a very normal person compared to these people, I know why most people make fun of them, I'm weird, but not screaming about some dork with a tail weird. I've been playing Hotline Miami 2 for nearly 5 hours.
When your door keeps getting unlocked, and one of their weird friends tries to unlock the bathroom door when you're in there. That's when you say, "You know what, I think for once, I have an excuse to hit someone... really ****ing hard... in the face. And to hell with gender." I don't like my privacy being violated, at all.
We're so privileged. We even have the privilege of checking our privilege! :P4:36AM still awake, need sleep, need slumber, no respite till' my sister's friends leave. I hate sleepovers, I've realized I'm not that much of a social person, babysitting 5 year olds is 1000+ times better then dealing with a bunch of otaku middle schoolers that think they're saying something deep because they found it on tumblr or instagram.Fixed it so you don't sound like a madman.
I realized I'm a very normal person compared to these people, I know why most people make fun of them, I'm weird, but not screaming about some dork with a tail weird. I've been playing Hotline Miami 2 for nearly 5 hours.
When your door keeps getting unlocked, and one of their weird friends tries to unlock the bathroom door when you're in there. That's when you say, "You know what, I think for once, I have an excuse to hit someone... really ****ing hard... in the face. And to hell with gender." I don't like my privacy being violated, at all.
Thanks my Cis-Bro, sometime today we should go check our privilege.
We're so privileged. We even have the privilege of checking our privilege! :P4:36AM still awake, need sleep, need slumber, no respite till' my sister's friends leave. I hate sleepovers, I've realized I'm not that much of a social person, babysitting 5 year olds is 1000+ times better then dealing with a bunch of otaku middle schoolers that think they're saying something deep because they found it on tumblr or instagram.Fixed it so you don't sound like a madman.
I realized I'm a very normal person compared to these people, I know why most people make fun of them, I'm weird, but not screaming about some dork with a tail weird. I've been playing Hotline Miami 2 for nearly 5 hours.
When your door keeps getting unlocked, and one of their weird friends tries to unlock the bathroom door when you're in there. That's when you say, "You know what, I think for once, I have an excuse to hit someone... really ****ing hard... in the face. And to hell with gender." I don't like my privacy being violated, at all.
Thanks my Cis-Bro, sometime today we should go check our privilege.
JUST SPENT ALL YESTERDAY READING THE EMEPERASQUE ON 1D4CHANI SPENT ALL DAY COPY-PASTING THE SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE THING ANYWHERE I CAN CHAT WITH OTHER PEOPLE.
LIVIN THE DREAM
Just a reminder that me and Bubbadoo wrote the worlds worse fan fiction.(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/74/74b7d467cd365abd78079e8660883ffb2335415b9bfa3565ff3f8fea431b8c15.jpg)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10873285/1/Hoenn-stuck
Just a reminder that me and Bubbadoo wrote the worlds worse fan fiction.Good times, we need to chat on Steam more to make more of it. Didn't we make another though? I remember a forum goer on Skype just came to watch the magic happen. I think it was Dusty? God my memory is awful.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10873285/1/Hoenn-stuck
So, my brother just threw a sledgehammer at the side of our house and put a hole in it.Smart.
So, my brother just threw a sledgehammer at the side of our house and put a hole in it.What possible reason would he have to do that...
So, my brother just threw a sledgehammer at the side of our house and put a hole in it.Did he get in trouble at least?
he said he had no reason at all, he just did it.Genius!
Woah, WOah, Woah watch your language there, can't believe you would say say something that bad even censored!
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Ah now that's therapeutic.
Ive never quite understood why people do things like that for 'no reason' unless they're toddlers who aren't at a developmental stage required to fully understand their actions.Or completely wasted too. My sister's ex punched a hole in our wall once. He was an ASS.
I'm actually kinda scared for how my brother is going to get bye. He regularly does stupid shit like throwing hammers and punching people and breaking mugs and yelling at people, and when asked about it he has NO reason he did it.Ive never quite understood why people do things like that for 'no reason' unless they're toddlers who aren't at a developmental stage required to fully understand their actions.Or completely wasted too. Ny sisters ex punched a hole in our wall once. He was an ASS.
Record it and catch him out, do it a few times, the show them the evidence to prove that he fakes it to get out of being shouted at?But that would be mean. As fucked up as he is, I can't bear to treat him how he treats me, or just nasty in general. You might not believe this from online, but until I have some kind of psychotic break I just try to make people happy and be nice, unless they are idiots.
Or wage Guerrilla Warfare against him, **** things up and blame it on him, but make sure there's no possible way even he could pin it on you.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/TheGrandListOfForumAndCommunityLawshttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForumPeckingOrder
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/TheGrandListOfForumAndCommunityLaws
Sufficiently advanced trolling is indistinguishable from genuine stupidity.
If the forum has no rules regarding images, the thread will eventually degrade into porn.Two of the best quotes on it.
This may be why we have issues with new members.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/TheGrandListOfForumAndCommunityLawshttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForumPeckingOrder
I have come to realise that the majority of this forum consists of Old Guard from the moment it was created.
The majority of the forum fits into both the Regulars and Old Guard positions.
This may be why we have issues with new members.
Sheldon can grow his own and only Leonard Neomoy.(http://memecrunch.com/meme/BVC0/what-you-ve-just-said-is-one-of-the-most-insanely-idiotic-things-i-have-ever-heard-at-no-point-in-your-rambling-incoherent-response-were-you-even-close-to-anything-that-could-be-considered-a-rational-thought-everyone-in-this-room-is-now-dumber-for-having-listened-to-it-i-award-you-no-points-and-may-god-have-mercy-on-your-soul/image.png)
That is all.
I believe you have just posted something I've been looking for to use in an arguement with a buddy of mine...also perfect response.Sheldon can grow his own and only Leonard Neomoy.(http://memecrunch.com/meme/BVC0/what-you-ve-just-said-is-one-of-the-most-insanely-idiotic-things-i-have-ever-heard-at-no-point-in-your-rambling-incoherent-response-were-you-even-close-to-anything-that-could-be-considered-a-rational-thought-everyone-in-this-room-is-now-dumber-for-having-listened-to-it-i-award-you-no-points-and-may-god-have-mercy-on-your-soul/image.png)
That is all.
God dammit I spelled Nimoy wrong.(http://i.imgur.com/DJWPhgw.jpg)
I apologize.
Buuuut lemme rephrase that, he can make his own and only LIVING Nimoy.
There is something horribly disturbing about that!
(http://i.imgur.com/DJWPhgw.jpg)
That's what.
(http://i.imgur.com/W4RX8x7.jpg)The hype train cannot contain all the hype. A spaceship with a hyperdrive may be needed.
http://fallout.bethsoft.com/
https://twitter.com/BethesdaStudios/status/605744940006670337
Oh, good. A Fallout game without Obsidian at the wheel? Pass. At least until the GotY edition is released and the modding community has time to iron out all the dumb half-finished bull**** the game will doubtlessly have. Maybe this time they'll at least have the courtesy to have an ending that isn't complete ****.Yeah, I'm not all that hyped either with Bethesda running the show.
Oh, good. A Fallout game without Obsidian at the wheel? Pass. At least until the GotY edition is released and the modding community has time to iron out all the dumb half-finished bull**** the game will doubtlessly have. Maybe this time they'll at least have the courtesy to have an ending that isn't complete ****.
Oh, good. A Fallout game without Obsidian at the wheel? Pass. At least until the GotY edition is released and the modding community has time to iron out all the dumb half-finished bull**** the game will doubtlessly have. Maybe this time they'll at least have the courtesy to have an ending that isn't complete ****.And XCOM 2: Snake Boobs edition, of course.
Hey, you know the rules Peri. No sacrificing forum members to pagan gods during the workweek.
I love Oblivion. I love it so much. I need to play it. NOW.Wut?
Great game, Skyrim was ok but worse, too ****ing dumbed down. Come on, if a game doesn't make me make careful decisions to get through the game, its not worth it. Oh my god, Daggerfall. Daggerfall is the perfect ES game. I would kill Wilson for a remastering in 3D. Oblivion is good though.
How about we just kill Wilson and hope for the best?
Oh, I hated Oblivion, too. I thought it was complete **** and I still can't stomach that game to this day no matter how many mods I put in. Too many prefab dungeons with pointless loot that you could just buy from the stores, super metagamey leveling system that sticks you in the ass unless you skill up in a very specific way, and the fact that everything leveled with you made your character's progression feel pointless.MOOOOODS
I'll give Skyrim credit for being at least tolerable in it's vanilla state, but even that wasn't very good as a whole.
I legit just nearly cried, I am so incredibly ****ing excited for Fallout 4.*Hugs Siege lion*
Nobody can tell me it'll be a 'bad game' because it ****ing wont be, the setting alone looks amazing enough. Doubting it because Bethesda is making is is a bit odd, Fallout 3 was ****ing brilliant, no better or worse than New Vegas honestly. With at least 300 hours in a single character in both games I still enjoy both, and I'm 100% certain that I'll enjoy Fallout 4 just as much.
I legit just nearly cried, I am so incredibly ****ing excited for Fallout 4.
Nobody can tell me it'll be a 'bad game' because it ****ing wont be, the setting alone looks amazing enough. Doubting it because Bethesda is making is is a bit odd, Fallout 3 was ****ing brilliant, no better or worse than New Vegas honestly. With at least 300 hours in a single character in both games I still enjoy both, and I'm 100% certain that I'll enjoy Fallout 4 just as much.
The only difference I can see is that the Vault Suit is more... Vaulty? like the normal vault suits form the originals, yeah that.
ALSO THAT RIFLE HE HAS IS F*CKING BADA$$, I want that rifle, GIVE ME THAT RIFLE.
It may be like a mixture of saints row that you maybe could choose your voice type. I also want Mad Max to be in the game, as a character. Maybe an easter egg or just a side character where you could get a few quests from him. Also people are already making mods for fallout 4, and putting demos for FNV.
Numero uno: http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/57141/?
Numero dos: http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/55266/?
Oh, I hated Oblivion, too. I thought it was complete **** and I still can't stomach that game to this day no matter how many mods I put in. Too many prefab dungeons with pointless loot that you could just buy from the stores, super metagamey leveling system that sticks you in the ass unless you skill up in a very specific way, and the fact that everything leveled with you made your character's progression feel pointless.MOOOOODS
I'll give Skyrim credit for being at least tolerable in it's vanilla state, but even that wasn't very good as a whole.
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Featuring next-gen fish AI, the likes that have never before been since Super Mario 64.
The fish have personal lives. This one likes to wear hats. This one cheats on his wife.Featuring next-gen fish AI, the likes that have never before been since Super Mario 64.
Radiant Fish AI
I have spoken before of my **** DND players. Next session, I'm running this http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6088875/
Because I want them to pay for it.
What is the Utterly Mad steam?He is talking about the Steam group we have.
That pool noodle idea is ****ing fantastic, although there's at least 6 security guards outside it at all times and I imagine they'd take me down pretty quickly.You'd better post it to your facebook if you do. :P
Although it would totally be worth it.
HOLY ****what?
SOMEONE JUST WON THE TRIPLE ****ING CROWN
HOLY ****
You could always play Brutal Doom. v20 just came out a few days ago.
I can do better, have a Brutal Doom mod that is so modded that it can actually lag badly on low end computers.You could always play Brutal Doom. v20 just came out a few days ago.
Yeah I have been playing that alot.
I just realized "Goddammit Rhodri!" is in the News thing. This is the most I have ever accomplished in my life. I feel special.GODDAMMIT RHODRI
"Goddammit" is spelled wrong. It should have two m's.
*Goddammit Rhodri!I just realized "Goddammit Rhodri!" is in the News thing. This is the most I have ever accomplished in my life. I feel special.GODDAMMIT RHODRI
"Goddammit" is spelled wrong. It should have two m's.
Rhodri, the first mantis to ever join the ranks of the Grammar Nazi Party.Well, that is just terrible.
So a Chick Fil A is being built in Henderson, they refuse to build one in Las Vegas because it's "Sin City" and against their religion. >.>If Chock Fil A wasn't delicious, I would hate them. Actually, my nicest and most tolerent friend works at one. I came out to him first, really nice guy. Its funny, he is a super Christian, but is the least homophobic person I know. The only homophobic friend I have is an atheist. Just goes to show that its the people, not the religion. Chick Fil A's management is fucking retarded though.
Not everyone in Las Vegas ****s and ****, it's mostly the tourists.
So a Chick Fil A is being built in Henderson, they refuse to build one in Las Vegas because it's "Sin City" and against their religion. >.>(https://i.imgur.com/2RMOh.jpg)
Not everyone in Las Vegas ****s and ****, it's mostly the tourists.
Uh, I think I ****ed off bubbadoo... I'm sorry bubbs!You f|_|cking called an admin on me, when I was just messing around with a friend.
What the hell happened?
What the hell happened?
I cannot think of a gender/sexuality that is more than one word.I know of one, Gender Fluid.
I thought genderfluid was one word.I don't think so, gender is not a prefix like pan, homo, hetero, bi, tri, etc.
saw a post on 4chan that was a screenshot of someone's tumble page. She listed as a, and I quote, Squirrelkin lesbian asexual genderfluid feminist. Lolwat.Something like this?
That is the exact post. I just misremembered.saw a post on 4chan that was a screenshot of someone's tumble page. She listed as a, and I quote, Squirrelkin lesbian asexual genderfluid feminist. Lolwat.Something like this?
(http://i.imgur.com/pFzoEd7.png)
...Someone taking PTSD lightly? I'ma fruk someone up. They have no idea how horrible it is...Look two posts up and go to tumble.
Oh Tumblr... you actually trigger me. I mean I am seriously and actually triggered by the horrible things they say on there. Things like the otherkin, headmates, or people who say they get PTS FRUKING D FROM TUMBLR. BICH YOU HAVE LIVED IN A BUBBLE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED HARDSHIPS BEFORE YOU STUPID FRUKING C.UNTS!Shhhh, it will be ok. Go get some cheap booze, and be content in the knowledge that half of those people are going to get punched by someone simalar to you.
I better get something to drunk.
Who's the lowest?Oh Tumblr... you actually trigger me. I mean I am seriously and actually triggered by the horrible things they say on there. Things like the otherkin, headmates, or people who say they get PTS FRUKING D FROM TUMBLR. BICH YOU HAVE LIVED IN A BUBBLE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED HARDSHIPS BEFORE YOU STUPID FRUKING C.UNTS!Shhhh, it will be ok. Go get some cheap booze, and be content in the knowledge that half of those people are going to get punched by someone simalar to you.
I better get something to drunk.
Side note about otherkin. Us Furries make fun of them. They are the second lowest rung on the internet mocking order.
4 way tie between Therians, SJWs, Matt Ward, and Tim BVUckly.Who's the lowest?Oh Tumblr... you actually trigger me. I mean I am seriously and actually triggered by the horrible things they say on there. Things like the otherkin, headmates, or people who say they get PTS FRUKING D FROM TUMBLR. BICH YOU HAVE LIVED IN A BUBBLE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED HARDSHIPS BEFORE YOU STUPID FRUKING C.UNTS!Shhhh, it will be ok. Go get some cheap booze, and be content in the knowledge that half of those people are going to get punched by someone simalar to you.
I better get something to drunk.
Side note about otherkin. Us Furries make fun of them. They are the second lowest rung on the internet mocking order.
Who are the Therians, Tim, and Matt? The first one sounds like a religion.
@Siege: Advertisement? Oh baby you're talking to someone who studied in Communications in college and grew up under someone who had a major in Marketing. Getting the word out is easy but getting it to stay aloft is tricky. To even consider this I'm gonna need at least some concept art.
@Peri-Kun: Well I sent my pic to my 15 year ol' GF at the time so I can't talk much shiz.
@Siege: Advertisement? Oh baby you're talking to someone who studied in Communications in college and grew up under someone who had a major in Marketing. Getting the word out is easy but getting it to stay aloft is tricky. To even consider this I'm gonna need at least some concept art.I know multiple artists who work professionally, quite successfully too, some of them working in graphical design so that cuts out a bit of work for me. Once I've got everything sorted out I'm going to get in touch with a few of them and work something out with them for a few designs to try out. I'll certainly let you know once everything is ready.
Good to hear Siege-Domo, that'll make my work a lot easier. What kind of clothing are you considering making so I can let the right people know about it.@Siege: Advertisement? Oh baby you're talking to someone who studied in Communications in college and grew up under someone who had a major in Marketing. Getting the word out is easy but getting it to stay aloft is tricky. To even consider this I'm gonna need at least some concept art.I know multiple artists who work professionally, quite successfully too, some of them working in graphical design so that cuts out a bit of work for me. Once I've got everything sorted out I'm going to get in touch with a few of them and work something out with them for a few designs to try out. I'll certainly let you know once everything is ready.
Therians are just otherkin who dont limit themselves to animals that exist. Even otherkin mock them. And Matt Ward..........That's where I've been the past few days. Reading WH40K stories on 1d4chan.
**** MATT WARD.
He ruined the Space Marines and Grey Knights in W40K. Just look him up on 1d4chan.
Best of luck in this endeavor Siege.Seconded. If you ship to the states i might buy one.
I was considering Siege as the stores name but I've been having second thoughts about it. I did a little looking around and there's an online clothing store with the same name already, however it doesn't appear to function properly and doesn't look like it's been updated in a few years from what I could tell, however it does exist.If a store by the same name already exists, it's probably not going to be a good idea to have a business by the same name, under the chance the owner of that business finds out your business exists and decides to sue you for trademark infringement or something.
So even since the whole think with the other forum, Ive taken up on reading Shakesville so I can get a good laugh, I recently found this one blog http://www.shakesville.com/2009/06/posted-by-arkades-deeky-erica-c.html (http://(this one)). And ohh god I found it hilarious, the important thing is to: read the bulleted list, and then read the first comment.
Anyhow, HEY PEOPLE!!!
Watch'a u up to.
We got the Highway and roleplaying... Didn't you participate in the arrrpee?I don't plan to do it directly. There's a glaring flaw with my personality as I'm a horrible munchkin and powerplayer in everything.
Don't worry, most of the RPs that get started will die off before any powerplaying is even capable of happening. :PWe got the Highway and roleplaying... Didn't you participate in the arrrpee?I don't plan to do it directly. There's a glaring flaw with my personality as I'm a horrible munchkin and powerplayer in everything.
I love your enthusiasmDon't worry, most of the RPs that get started will die off before any powerplaying is even capable of happening. :PWe got the Highway and roleplaying... Didn't you participate in the arrrpee?I don't plan to do it directly. There's a glaring flaw with my personality as I'm a horrible munchkin and powerplayer in everything.
Juggernauts is going to start tommorow, and it will be going for a while i hope.I love your enthusiasmDon't worry, most of the RPs that get started will die off before any powerplaying is even capable of happening. :PWe got the Highway and roleplaying... Didn't you participate in the arrrpee?I don't plan to do it directly. There's a glaring flaw with my personality as I'm a horrible munchkin and powerplayer in everything.
Doubleposting because reasons.IDK, went adn checked, don't care. Literally, I do not care what happens over there, period. I don't think people should spam places but whatever, those people did things that I severely disagree with so I don't care much about what happens, oh and then there's the fact they absolutely managed to piss me off.
Guys, have any of you seen the Cataclysm DDA's general discussion? Someone's spamming **************** and someone else is spamming images of the "So I heard you like mudkips..." 4chan post. It's... odd.
Doubleposting because reasons.I know who, I know why, I know how, I know it's being pinned on me.
Guys, have any of you seen the Cataclysm DDA's general discussion? Someone's spamming **************** and someone else is spamming images of the "So I heard you like mudkips..." 4chan post. It's... odd.
I know it's being pinned on me.I wouldn't worry, Dusty already said who it is on the DDA forums.
Eh, it's not like I worry. You can't go far with my info anyway.I know it's being pinned on me.I wouldn't worry, Dusty already said who it is on the DDA forums.
...I've seen better post counts. :pLike Darkling Wolf's
Time to turn this into a cult then!
Edit: I've done some Search Engine Optimisation and the forum should rank higher in Google's search results for things relating to the forum now, making it even easier to find us. Hilariously if you search UMCW we're actually the second result, with the first and third being a church.
Thw United Meatlovers Church Wagon.Time to turn this into a cult then!
Edit: I've done some Search Engine Optimisation and the forum should rank higher in Google's search results for things relating to the forum now, making it even easier to find us. Hilariously if you search UMCW we're actually the second result, with the first and third being a church.
Edit: I've done some Search Engine Optimisation and the forum should rank higher in Google's search results for things relating to the forum now, making it even easier to find us. Hilariously if you search UMCW we're actually the second result, with the first and third being a church.Really? We're at the bottom of the first page for me.
I have 7 Dapperness and 7 Borish. Someone is determined to keep my Dapperness at 0 or below, someone else is determined to make me dapper.What if they are the same person? Randomly deciding your borish or dapper each time
Why do you toy with me so oh mysterious forum member! Am I dapper or am I not?!
Extra Edit: I've just realised I've been following patches on Tumblr for quite a while. Your art is pretty good....to be honest, I don't like when people tell me that they like my things.
One day I'll gather up enough gumption to draw Anne R34. She is one cute cyborg...I look forward to this future R34.
One day I'll gather up enough gumption to draw Anne R34. She is one cute cyborg...I look forward to this future R34.
Common misconception: Lolis are not children but adult women who are just short and cute.Common misconception, short and cute women are just short and cute women.
Its a term derived from a french book from the 50s.Yeah, I happen to know where "lolita" comes from.
and we are arguing about it in the 2010s on a forum. i hope the guy who wrote that is glad he still gets talked about far too much.
...My attention has now shifted to what Russian translated anime sounds likeExactly like English translations, but in Russian. I mean, do you really think that everyone here has a ridikulos aktsent and spiks wiz manly vois?
No, i mean Russian is a very angry sounding language to most Americans. much like German.Хау эбаут ю шат зе фак ап энд энджой май бьютифул лэнгвидж?*
No Patch-Kun but that would be hilarious if that was true. Cause the MC in most anime is such a push over.I watched enough harem anymays to realize that this might have some comedic value.
Better yet, have the most stereotypical Siberian men possible read the lines for all of the girls.No, i mean Russian is a very angry sounding language to most Americans. much like German.Хау эбаут ю шат зе фак ап энд энджой май бьютифул лэнгвидж?*
*: chuck this in google translate, press text to speech button, giggle as you realize that this is how most people sound here due to the fact that they slacked off in English classesNo Patch-Kun but that would be hilarious if that was true. Cause the MC in most anime is such a push over.I watched enough harem anymays to realize that this might have some comedic value.
KissxSis Abridged: Russian edition
Ok Auto detect puts it in siberian and that is ''Hau ébaut to hour ze fak ap end éndoj May butiful léngvid?''No, i mean Russian is a very angry sounding language to most Americans. much like German.Хау эбаут ю шат зе фак ап энд энджой май бьютифул лэнгвидж?*
*: chuck this in google translate, press text to speech button, giggle as you realize that this is how most people sound here due to the fact that they slacked off in English classes
He was poking fun at the fact that most russians dont speak english very well. he also said to use the audio feature to hear how they sound.Ok Auto detect puts it in siberian and that is ''Hau ébaut to hour ze fak ap end éndoj May butiful léngvid?''No, i mean Russian is a very angry sounding language to most Americans. much like German.Хау эбаут ю шат зе фак ап энд энджой май бьютифул лэнгвидж?*
*: chuck this in google translate, press text to speech button, giggle as you realize that this is how most people sound here due to the fact that they slacked off in English classes
translated from russian to english though is ''Howe ebaut th Sat se facts Angie May End Up BEAUTIFUL lengvidzh?''
I don't get it.
Better yet, have the most stereotypical Siberian men possible read the lines for all of the girls.Dude
I know my Russian stereotypes.Better yet, have the most stereotypical Siberian men possible read the lines for all of the girls.Dude
DUDE
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/55cae689203f55e536f4e61faaddf071/tumblr_nqf0i1YB791tcrluho1_1280.png)
Better yet, have the most stereotypical Siberian men possible read the lines for all of the girls.(http://i.imgur.com/yPj0cnt.png)
Well, another day, another hellish trek through the abandoned streets of a city. Also, why did you have to specify cheap ramen? I have yet to see not cheap ramen.
I have yet to see not cheap ramen.Try $1.50 ramen or $2 ramen. That is expensive for ramen...
I meant not cheap tasting.
Well if I had an address I could find you some ramen shops/ good and cheap Chinese restaurants.holy **** my autism is being triggered so hard right now
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/dawn/world_ceres/No option for "hidden alien city" or anything similar, 1/10 would not vote.
We can vote on what the strange shiny lights on Ceres are!
I hate to spoil Ceres buuut....Proof aliens built the pyramids. :P
http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/23/us/feat-ceres-pyramid/
After reading this, I've realized. I don't really wanna meet any aliens.
Don't worry, we can always resort to thermonuclear warfare.
Gay marriage is now legal in all 50 states in the US thanks to the supreme court ruling.
Who wants to get gay married?
Wait, people on the right who oppose gay marriage are yelling "imma move to canada" now? Man, that's great. If they wanna move to Canada, they should just vote Bernie Sanders into office. He'll give us all the socialism we need.Gay marriage is now legal in all 50 states in the US thanks to the supreme court ruling.
Who wants to get gay married?
Don't you mean garried? GARY! HA-HA, GARY! G-G-GARY!
In all seriousness this is nice, its also funny seeing all the people shouting, "IMMA MOVING TO CANDA!" But they don't realize that its way more liberal there then here.
Don't you mean garried?This really confused me for a minute because in the part of Britain I live in getting 'garried' means taking MDMA and being 'garried' means you're on MDMA. Don't ask me why, I'm not actually sure why we say it.
"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon..."
Terry Pratchett
More proof that Terry Pratchett was the Alpha Geek.
One sec, gotta go blame THE MODDENING on him.I saw lightning in the distance so it could rain, or it could be one of those dry thunderstorms which is a scary thought considering all the dry brush and how fast fire can spread in this desert. We'd be screwed if there was a major fire here.
Jk, we are getting a massive storm right now, can't sleep.
It's cool outside, for a long while all around me there was lightning and thunder but no rain, but I could smell a hint of rain on the wind. I was standing out there just looking at the lightning then it started to sprinkle, so I went back to the porch. Just seconds after I get to the porch is picks up FAST it suddenly starts coming down HARD. So I just relaxed on the porch and watched lightning until it started to calm down. Now to just enjoy the relaxing smell of petrichor.It wasnt just at that moment. the seeds had been spreading for much longer.
I also found out I am the only active admin on Cata DDA's Facebook page. So I bypassed my IP ban on the forum so I could get the full change log for 0.C to post, normally the other admin does it but I don't think he is active on DDA anymore, so I had to post the update. Just today it has reached about 202 people apparently.
There is also still a ton of salt from the fans on Facebook about THE MODDENING there is about 2 or 3 people on there banned from the forum and hell the guy that made the FNAF mod for DDA apparently was scolded for saying lame... man that forum was real bad at that one moment wasn't it.
Take pics as proof...oh wait...NO CAMERA! (_) /( _)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)
help the door is stuck i've been stuck in here for a year
brbrbrbrbrNo I am not Brazilian.
Let me say a few things about Texas
1: We evidently do not like military exercises in our state, we will send our states national guard to go watch said exercises for fear that the government is going to invade
2: NEVER TRY TO TAKE OUR GUNS OKAY! IT WILL END POORLY FOR YOU!
3: We have the right to secede except we don't because federal law says no state may secede and federal law supersedes pretty much everything
4: there are four types of Texans, the wannabe cowboys, the people in a constant state of hangover, Hard working people, and people who moved here. Out of all of those fear the wannabe cowboys the most, for they ride horses and have no fukcing clue what they are doing. Also, all of these people carry guns, and own at least five.
5: If it comes to melee combat rest assured that every person in this state has at minimum a pocket knife, some have swords and armor, some have swords armor and horses to ride.
6: We are some crazy ass motherfukers, some of us have cannons in our backyards that we shoot on a regular basis.
7: we do some stupid **** here.
But hey we're a great place to visit! In all seriousness most people are decent people here, though we do have our fair share of ****s as well. Oh, I wasn't kidding about the cannon thing though, I think one of my neighbours owns one and fires it often.
I'm fine in sunny Florida...The title is an admin thing, so we can oppress the masses with their lack of titles and remind them of their inferiority
Also, I want a title above me name! How'd you do that?
It does not rain nearly as often in washington as people all over the place believe it does. seriously. more than half of washington is desert where in hardly ever rains. The south-east and central southern portions are particularly dry, blasted, uninteresting, wastelands which looks as though they are just waiting for someone to set up a strip mine or for a fire to sweep through the dry brush that grows in some places.As a Washingtonian I can confirm.
(http://i.imgur.com/JGz6DVA.gif)Hey, that looks like Sandy Valley!
Got a new dogWhat breed of dog? Is it ****ing adorable? Can you post pictures?
dating websitesYOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LOONEELYYY, WITH FARMERS ONLY DOT COOOM
I only get adds on my phone, which are all for Muslim, Asia, and Norse dating sites. Also for power tools and snacks.Sounds quite...fetishistic.
2014 Gartner CMS Report Just Released!whatever that is
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It does not rain nearly as often in washington as people all over the place believe it does. seriously. more than half of washington is desert where in hardly ever rains. The south-east and central southern portions are particularly dry, blasted, uninteresting, wastelands which looks as though they are just waiting for someone to set up a strip mine or for a fire to sweep through the dry brush that grows in some places.As a Washingtonian I can confirm.
I can also confirm as someone who can use the internet for image searching.
(https://www.google.com/maps/vt/data=6CPc3ZGy_WD58HH0-UPwmc_jsaVH5Gcf8nCwytTLqFGtJ4osKqrF,laxB4Wz7UOXW-q0pOdopmA__-0uATwdoV-Vy3MyYhUe-YTPk8KQOpP8ZwLZDNz_o6lZCu9DXp0yjXNaFxlACHSE4v-6OjegLWVB0lioQle4I)
I'm now getting ads for Diabetes medicine and BadDragon dot comGet Ghostery so you can stop companies from tracking the stuff you visit.
LOLWUT
But the Swastika was never originally a symbol of hatred, not until people made it a symbol of hatred. The same thing applies to the Confederate Flag. A symbol is not judged by what it's creator intended, it is judged by what the people make of it.Valid point, that flag has seen so much bloodshed during the civil war. Civil War being one of the bloodiest battles.
INFINITE WHEELS.
Yeah I took "The Moddening" out of mine a little while ago, figured it was the thing to do.Want a ride on my pancycle? There is plenty of room.
I need to find something really good to keep though, although I don't think I'll ever get rid ofINFINITE WHEELS.
That almost tempted me to play DDA again just to build a really long bike, add an insane amount of wheels and call it the Pancycle.I got bored of DDA LOOOOOOONNG before THE MODDENING, I just lost interest. One of the reasons I didn't suck it up and stay there was the fact that I was only there for you lumps, not the game.
I think someone is trying to keep Siege and other mods at neutral points...Maybe it's because we don't want to incite another sh1tstorm over this. All we did was p1ss off the wrong people like what me and Peri did p1ssed of Chaz, Darkling Wolf, and Pthalocy. At least Pth could understand and relay it to Darkling. We kinda fuc|<ed up, because Darkling and Pth at the time were working on getting us who were banned unbanned.
And I'm not going to mention thoughts on some of that stuff.Exactly
Anyway, it's in the past so let's let it stay there.
I think someone is trying to keep Siege and other mods at neutral points...Yeah they're trying to keep mine even, although given I could just change them I'm tempted to fučk with whoever it is, give them something to do for a while. It's either Caconym or Patches I think
us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.They just had a need for the knot :P
No they did Knot.us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.They just had a need for the knot :P
How about you knot.No they did Knot.us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.They just had a need for the knot :P
I can Knot CumplyHow about you knot.No they did Knot.us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.They just had a need for the knot :P
Vulnus will knot be joining us for today, it seems.I can Knot CumplyHow about you knot.No they did Knot.us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.They just had a need for the knot :P
Yeah, I think Knot.Vulnus will knot be joining us for today, it seems.I can Knot CumplyHow about you knot.No they did Knot.us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.They just had a need for the knot :P
You keep using that knot, but I think you don't knot what it knots...
I knot what it is I do knot need an explanation.
Damn Funsize, who's bad list did you end up on, you have -11 boorish points.
I found Wesley Crusher...playing table top games on youtube. Why is this so amusing to watch?Yeah, Wil Wheaton does a lot of nerd stuff. Has his own DND show called Tabletop.
actually table top is about, well games you play on a table top, so it includes a lot of boardgames. He does have a series that's his new dnd style table top game though, and I'm loving the series.I found Wesley Crusher...playing table top games on youtube. Why is this so amusing to watch?Yeah, Wil Wheaton does a lot of nerd stuff. Has his own DND show called Tabletop.
oh.actually table top is about, well games you play on a table top, so it includes a lot of boardgames. He does have a series that's his new dnd style table top game though, and I'm loving the series.I found Wesley Crusher...playing table top games on youtube. Why is this so amusing to watch?Yeah, Wil Wheaton does a lot of nerd stuff. Has his own DND show called Tabletop.
Do Knot mess with mah posts.Yeah, I think Knot.Vulnus will Knot be joining us for today, it seems.I can Knot CumplyHow about you Knot.No they did Knot.us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.They just had a need for the Knot :P
Would knotifying your post be too much of a stretch for a pun?
I think this pun was for knot
*all that*0_o wut
So, my laptop's power cord's power block thingy (what I call it) was fried so I had to get a new one. NOW IMMA BACK FROM THE DED.Ah those power block things, I wonder if there is an official name for them? The one I have for my small laptop is a kinda old one, and it is the size of a brick.
So, my laptop's power cord's power block thingy (what I call it) was fried so I had to get a new one. NOW IMMA BACK FROM THE DED.glad to have you back man.
So, my laptop's power cord's power block thingy (what I call it) was fried so I had to get a new one. NOW IMMA BACK FROM THE DED.glad to have you back man.
Yesterday was muh birtday, Musta forgot to post that yesterdayWell in that case, happy (belated) birthday!
The AC adapter. Ive gone through one of them and two cords. in the case of the adapter, over time the cord tries to unravel/twist because of being rolled up or other wear and it contracts, slowly pulling the wire out of the contacts in the adapter. That is if a power surge doesn't fuk it first. The plug portion usually wears out due to bending at the base of the bits at either end, causing the same wire/contact pull away. Those old AC adapters are a bit more resilient than the newer ones.So, my laptop's power cord's power block thingy (what I call it) was fried so I had to get a new one. NOW IMMA BACK FROM THE DED.Ah those power block things, I wonder if there is an official name for them? The one I have for my small laptop is a kinda old one, and it is the size of a brick.
Are the masks, like, heads or can you take them off and see Jackets rugged looks.
Are the masks, like, heads or can you take them off and see Jackets rugged looks.
...*runs around flailing arms*Oh no, they're coming for us!
I keep seeing guests posting in stuff, it's weird and happen consistantly.
Why...
How the hell is Lisa:The Painful so god-DAMN DEPRESSING?! Now I'm sad... I feel like I'm the only person who's personal life doesn't have drama...
I'm thinking about making a Lisa: The Painful thread.
Reasons and things and this filter is really stupid as all hell.and if only someone would donate to the forum we wouldn't have this problem. ;)
Speaking of game making, I recently took a class on FPS making, and I will try to upload my project to here soonish. After I do that, I'm thinking of working on a visual novel. Probably of the gay furry variety.Put it on Patreon, you will make THOUSANDS.
I find it so unsettling when people change their avatars because I get used to associating everyone with a specific image without bothering to read their name. Avatars that cycle through different images are like the worst thing for me unless they have a specific theme or similar art style.
I dunno, I like being a big ninja :D(http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/cavatars/utterlymad/avatar_58_1437698007.gif)
I may be going to London Comicon with a Bioshock themeYou should totally be the little sister. :P
Girlfriend is going as a Bouncer, another friend is going as a Little Sister and I'm going as a Splicer.
Expect pictures afterwards.
So AJ being the weirdo I am I googled your username and I found out you have a Two Kinds account, and you put LMP on there. :p
http://www.nootnoot.net/ (http://www.nootnoot.net/)
Damn it hidden usersDon't worry, the only people who often go hidden is Hobocop and Lurker.
You guys creep me out ;-;
Chatlog from a game. Got into a screaming match with a scotsmanWhat game?
Bubba, there is a lot of demon butt in your signature.What(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)ever are you tal(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)king about? Maybe you are(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)just going crazy?
i want to know what game perigrin is talking aboutYou know it is srs business when nikola rises out of his grave just to ask this question.
Misterii High. Its a Byond game. Got banned from the only currently active server for stupid shit.i want to know what game perigrin is talking aboutYou know it is srs business when nikola rises out of his grave just to ask this question.
I think I may be addicted to Bae12 gamesFTFY
Look at this fucking magic I can do! ...fuck, piss, casino, dick, porn, shit, bitch(http://i.imgur.com/4QVDWKb.png)
code Alt 0173 ftw, it makes an invisible character so I put it in between f and uck to make fuck to bypass the swear filter. Here is a pastbin (http://pastebin.com/C8pQCcN2) with just the invisible character if alt codes are not your jam.YOU SPOONY BARD!!!
Girlfriends parents were meant to be gone for a week so I was staying for the week. Now usually I'm not allowed past the second floor because the bathrooms are on the second floor, her bedroom is on the fourth floor, anyway, this pretty much means they didn't know I was staying and I wasn't supposed to be, her dad would murder me for even suggesting the idea of staying the night.That is kinda funny. Are you sure you didn't enter a romantic comedy without realizing it? Because that sounds just like something that would happen in one of those.
So while we were enjoying a shower together she suddenly leaps out of the shower because her mum had messaged her saying they were on their way home, so I have to get dry and dressed and run around the house collecting any evidence of me planning on sleeping there, come up with a story as to why I was still there at 2AM only for her mum to then be okay with it and say I could sleep on the couch because they wouldn't be home until 6AM.
So here I am, lying on her couch in a sleeping bag with her dog while she's super comfy in bed because her parents are about to be home.
Dear lord, my favorite weapons blog on Tumblr, DIY Self Defense, was shut down somehow, and in a strange act of mourning, I've just been looking at gunpr0n post after gunpr0n post. With a whole lotta knifepr0n in between, that is.
Hey I made something, specifically for AJ.
Trust me you will need to have been born with thick skin whilst also having a grip.
http://flappy-generator.com/?id=55d13ffa30781 (http://flappy-generator.com/?id=55d13ffa30781)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/449fad4969824de0e2026b5736bcfda8/tumblr_nlc4gyg0eg1up5r16o1_250.gif)
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Australians straight-up dare Godzilla to come ashore so they can punch him straight in his big, swinging lizard dick.Don't doubt them.
WTF internet?
You know that sounds like a great idea. Something related to that which really ****ed me off a few days ago.Those fucking Nuns. Why are humans just Jackasses by default?
There's a big open market that gets set up during the day, sells food, clothes, all sorts of stuff. My problem with it is that at the end of the day as they're all packing up they just toss most of the food into a big pile, sure the seagulls have a feast, especially during the summer because they crack the eggs and let them cook on the floor.
But all of this food just goes to waste, because not all of it goes to the birds, some guys in a van come and pick it up to burn it all, no idea why because the food all looks fine, most of the packaged stuff isn't even opened, I think it's mostly a case of they can't be assed packing it back up so they dump it. The issue is that my city has a lot of homeless people, they're everywhere and there are a lot of homeless shelters, I've worked in a few of them (and seen nuns steal from them, I'm not even shķtting you) and almost all of that food could go to those homeless shelters who often struggle to have enough food to feed everyone. (Homeless shelter food is often pretty good too, better than what most people eat despite what you may think)
I'll tell you the Nun story actually, it's reasonably short.
So I was working in a kitchen with a load of Nuns and some other volunteers, the Mother Superior (Boss Nun) was a really nice, friendly woman, but a little strict. Most of the other Nuns were also quite nice and welcoming but then there was one who was sort of quiet, she worked in the back kitchen, which was mostly getting plates, cutlery and then washing them.
After all of the food had been served and everyone had eaten we have to tidy everything up, clear the plates off (The nuns get absolutely furious if there's any food left on plates) stack the tables and chairs away and then brush the floor, the nuns handle most of the kitchen itself but sometimes come out to help us clear plates. So the back kitchen nun came out to help me collect the plates off a particularly big table and I find a wallet sitting on one of the chairs, so I hand it to her and the first thing she does is open it and look in it and then looks at me like "Oh it's empty, isn't that a shame" and then tucks it away and walks back into the kitchen.
Should have punched him right the **** in the face man, I would have ten times over. Punch both of them in the face!The guy was built like a
I made this for the stream, but I thought I'd share it.Pretty cool. I assume GMOD, am I correct?
(http://i.imgur.com/rylLi8dh.jpg)
It took a little while to make, trying to picture what I'd want the scene to be. But I finally figured it out, thoughts?
I made this for the stream, but I thought I'd share it.Pretty cool. I assume GMOD, am I correct?
(http://i.imgur.com/rylLi8dh.jpg)
It took a little while to make, trying to picture what I'd want the scene to be. But I finally figured it out, thoughts?
I feel bad gor not being here more.HE LIVES! PRAISE BE!
Im sick, in case anyone cares.
Also still a snarky, semicrazy nutjob who can't stop laughing at the failures of others.
I may try my hand at activity once more.
I feel bad gor not being here more.
Im sick, in case anyone cares.
Also still a snarky, semicrazy nutjob who can't stop laughing at the failures of others.
I may try my hand at activity once more.
Things sure are quite slower nowadays aren't they?WE have run out of things to say to each other, we dont have new people coming in to spice up discussions and add new things to the conversations, and we know each other far too much at this point. We need to get some new fucking people into this forum or we are going to completely run out of things to say.
That's a shame, I missed the old rapid posting enthusiasm of an elder time.
This forum was once a vampire, but even in its heightened nightly activity it still stalked the day.
It says all of you were on today, but I've only seen two posts.
Why so quiet on this, our greatest warfront?
I keep hearing the phone go off, but I don't think it's ringing.Continue being infatuated, it helps with other mental problems.
Also, no longer sick.
Still highly infatuated.
And me and my girlfriend broke up, after 3 years. I am depressed, I almost got her ring ready and everything. I still don't know why she left me...Wow. That sucks dude, that..... Wow.
;-;
So my iPad is what I use to browse the forum most of the time, it's what I spend most of my time on doing various things.So glass splinters, if you were a human you would be able to use it? :p
Except last night it fell off my bed and the entire front of it cracked to the point where it's unusable unless I wasn't glass splinters in my fingers.
Yeah, work your fiddle with your fingers like a pro AJ.
Perhaps, though my splintery nature has many advantages.So my iPad is what I use to browse the forum most of the time, it's what I spend most of my time on doing various things.So glass splinters, if you were a human you would be able to use it? :p
Except last night it fell off my bed and the entire front of it cracked to the point where it's unusable unless I wasn't glass splinters in my fingers.
12:00... Right now officially marks my birthday. :D
I am turning 17.
Stop being older than me.Might be hard considering you are literally the youngest of the forum. :p
;-;
The easy solution is to murder everyone.Stop being older than me.Might be hard considering you are literally the youngest of the forum. :p
;-;
Which amazes me somehow. Also, Happy 17th Bubbs, ill try to buy you something nice once i find my card.Stop being older than me.Might be hard considering you are literally the youngest of the forum. :p
;-;
Aren't bones like the opposite of metal though?Bones harden after death, it's actually incredibly difficult to cut through dead bones since they're almost as hard as metal.
I got 1 hour of sleep last night. Woooo, now I have to go to school with this.Hah, I usually sleep for 30 or so minutes on the rare occasion I actually sleep the night before school.
Goddammit Rhodri.I got 1 hour of sleep last night. Woooo, now I have to go to school with this.Hah, I usually sleep for 30 or so minutes on the rare occasion I actually sleep the night before school.
Git gude scrub.
Out.I think it was quite attractive
Get out. That pun physically hurt. No. Please no.
oh god it burns please noOut.I think it was quite attractive
Get out. That pun physically hurt. No. Please no.
But these puns seem to keep attracting you back, be more positive and not negative. You must like these puns as they keep pulling you way from what you are doing.oh god it burns please noOut.I think it was quite attractive
Get out. That pun physically hurt. No. Please no.
oh god
my lungs are expelling themselves from my bodyBut these puns seem to keep attracting you back, be more positive and not negative. You must like these puns as they keep pulling you way from what you are doing.oh god it burns please noOut.I think it was quite attractive
Get out. That pun physically hurt. No. Please no.
oh god
Well this is no laughing matter, sounds like you literally hacked up a lung. Take a deep breath I am sure a doctor will give you a breath of fresh air.my lungs are expelling themselves from my bodyBut these puns seem to keep attracting you back, be more positive and not negative. You must like these puns as they keep pulling you way from what you are doing.oh god it burns please noOut.I think it was quite attractive
Get out. That pun physically hurt. No. Please no.
oh god
send an ambulance
please stop
please god noWell this is no laughing matter, sounds like you literally hacked up a lung. Take a deep breath I am sure a doctor will give you a breath of fresh air.my lungs are expelling themselves from my bodyBut these puns seem to keep attracting you back, be more positive and not negative. You must like these puns as they keep pulling you way from what you are doing.oh god it burns please noOut.I think it was quite attractive
Get out. That pun physically hurt. No. Please no.
oh god
send an ambulance
please stop
I guess we are going over the stop. Our puns are stop notch.please god noWell this is no laughing matter, sounds like you literally hacked up a lung. Take a deep breath I am sure a doctor will give you a breath of fresh air.my lungs are expelling themselves from my bodyBut these puns seem to keep attracting you back, be more positive and not negative. You must like these puns as they keep pulling you way from what you are doing.oh god it burns please noOut.I think it was quite attractive
Get out. That pun physically hurt. No. Please no.
oh god
send an ambulance
please stop
stop no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP5ZjyaRMCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvEEc72P3K0
I was downloading a 4 gigabyte file, and then a few mins after it got to %60 the download was interrupted.I'm not sure if that was supposed to be a joke or not
I am Utterly Mad about this.
Get it?
I have found the best things on YouTube.Code: [Select]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP5ZjyaRMCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvEEc72P3K0
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/LukeI think I strained my cringing muscles.
Promise that, if I ever have to live with any of you, this won't happen. I puked a little.
Its friggin disgusting.http://1d4chan.org/wiki/LukeI think I strained my cringing muscles.
Promise that, if I ever have to live with any of you, this won't happen. I puked a little.
Its friggin disgusting.http://1d4chan.org/wiki/LukeI think I strained my cringing muscles.
Promise that, if I ever have to live with any of you, this won't happen. I puked a little.
Uh, sorta kinda I think? I never actually liked it either, but a lotta my friends do.Its friggin disgusting.http://1d4chan.org/wiki/LukeI think I strained my cringing muscles.
Promise that, if I ever have to live with any of you, this won't happen. I puked a little.
Haven't gotten to the disgusting bits yet.
But I got something to say. I know fuck all about 40k, yeah you can take my nerd cred. But my knowledge of the tabletop begins and ends with Call of Cthulhu and parts of D&D (and if you count the videogames, Shadowrun). But from what I've heard, 40k is the price in order to get into 40k. Also I have no fucking idea what the author is talking about. I'm assuming its a wargame where you have little miniatures in squads killing each other or taking objectives like an RTS, only with tabletop rules.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/LukeOh god hold me Peri. I'm crying from fear and laughter at the same time.
Promise that, if I ever have to live with any of you, this won't happen. I puked a little.
Its kinda like that. I don't play it, I'm just there for the balls out insane fluff. I del dirty playing any tabletop war games that aren't Battletech, that game owns my soul.Uh, sorta kinda I think? I never actually liked it either, but a lotta my friends do.Its friggin disgusting.http://1d4chan.org/wiki/LukeI think I strained my cringing muscles.
Promise that, if I ever have to live with any of you, this won't happen. I puked a little.
Haven't gotten to the disgusting bits yet.
But I got something to say. I know fuck all about 40k, yeah you can take my nerd cred. But my knowledge of the tabletop begins and ends with Call of Cthulhu and parts of D&D (and if you count the videogames, Shadowrun). But from what I've heard, 40k is the price in order to get into 40k. Also I have no fucking idea what the author is talking about. I'm assuming its a wargame where you have little miniatures in squads killing each other or taking objectives like an RTS, only with tabletop rules.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/LukeOh god hold me Peri. I'm crying from fear and laughter at the same time.
Promise that, if I ever have to live with any of you, this won't happen. I puked a little.
Of course I do, now embrace me with your arms!That sentence sounds weirdly formal for this situation.
For am I secretly... an alien.Of course I do, now embrace me with your arms!That sentence sounds weirdly formal for this situation.
This whole entire story makes me want to shower, and I just got out of the shower.Yep. Its almost fascinating the stuff people can put themselves through.
Just... EWWWWWWW!
This whole entire story makes me want to shower, and I just got out of the shower.Yep. Its almost fascinating the stuff people can put themselves through.
Just... EWWWWWWW!
http://1d4chan.org/wiki//d/M
Go to the bottom, read the story, cry bitter tears at the fact that this guy exists.
I am requesting aid. Tomorrow is the last day to turn this damned Rhetorical Essay in, I need at least like 2 pages. I can't think of anything else to write for it and I am stuck with the topic due to peers editing my rough draft already. (They have to put their comments in before I give it to the teacher, it is part of the grade.) If you could, I would be very thankful if you guys could help me out with this. I am afraid I might fall asleep, then I won't have time to finish it when I wake in the morning! Like I think I might actually fall asleep, I am really tired.or not I guess. Now I need to do a last minute scramble on finishing this damn thing.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HgFcOIsZKgtJ0qpRKJuV_Y-ztEUNkWGOtWdDlYOYtJs/edit?usp=sharing
I was doing school stuff myself. Sorry.It's okay. I just don't know what else to write and I can't even think of an effective conclusion!
Write a paragraph on how people can stop leaving out strays.This is a new English teacher, I have never had any class with her before. So I doubt she will know how I write.
Sorry Bubba, I would write the hell out of your essay but your teacher would probs catch you with how you write/wrote beforehand.
Hell, they didn't call me "The motherfucking essay writer" in school for nothing.
Write a paragraph on how people can stop leaving out strays.This is a new English teacher, I have never had any class with her before. So I doubt she will know how I write.
Sorry Bubba, I would write the hell out of your essay but your teacher would probs catch you with how you write/wrote beforehand.
Hell, they didn't call me "The motherfucking essay writer" in school for nothing.
Write a paragraph on how people can stop leaving out strays.This is a new English teacher, I have never had any class with her before. So I doubt she will know how I write.
Sorry Bubba, I would write the hell out of your essay but your teacher would probs catch you with how you write/wrote beforehand.
Hell, they didn't call me "The motherfucking essay writer" in school for nothing.
Oh.
Write a paragraph on how people can stop leaving out strays.This is a new English teacher, I have never had any class with her before. So I doubt she will know how I write.
Sorry Bubba, I would write the hell out of your essay but your teacher would probs catch you with how you write/wrote beforehand.
Hell, they didn't call me "The motherfucking essay writer" in school for nothing.
Oh.
Not trying to pressure you into doing my work for me. I have gotten this writing into an at least acceptable state to turn in.
I now have a dual-monitor setup, soon to be three monitors. However, I still have a crappy computer and no computer desk, so the entire thing is set up on the floor with the 1080p screen ontop of my computer and the 1440p screen on the floor next to it, I'm gonna go get my 720p screen from my dads tomorrow.Does that mean we could play some Steam vidya gams together? (Assuming we both have games we both own and are installed.)
Soon I'll cover an entire wall in computer monitors.
I keep all of my steam games installed, if not updated. MY shitternet cant redownload games.I now have a dual-monitor setup, soon to be three monitors. However, I still have a crappy computer and no computer desk, so the entire thing is set up on the floor with the 1080p screen ontop of my computer and the 1440p screen on the floor next to it, I'm gonna go get my 720p screen from my dads tomorrow.Does that mean we could play some Steam vidya gams together? (Assuming we both have games we both own and are installed.)
Soon I'll cover an entire wall in computer monitors.
(Fun Fact: A majority of my Steam Games I keep installed, incase I may feel like playing one I rarely play. So with me chances are the game is installed. 1 TB External drive, FTW.)
I don't have many games on Steam and my computer is too crappy to play quite a few games I'd buy otherwise, not that I have any money to buy new games.You could play Team Fortress 2.
Playing stuff with anyone is gonna have to wait a little while though since it's all set up on the floor at the moment and I found out last night that sitting on the floor too long hurts my back for some reason
Side note: I rarely keep any Steam games installed since most of my computer is taken up with other stuff and I need the space, I don't like running games off my external harddrive though since the last one broke from that. My internet is usually pretty fast though due to being in Britain, our Internet is pretty good in most places.
IF the hud wasnt all fucked up, i would SO play it like that.I don't have many games on Steam and my computer is too crappy to play quite a few games I'd buy otherwise, not that I have any money to buy new games.You could play Team Fortress 2.
Playing stuff with anyone is gonna have to wait a little while though since it's all set up on the floor at the moment and I found out last night that sitting on the floor too long hurts my back for some reason
Side note: I rarely keep any Steam games installed since most of my computer is taken up with other stuff and I need the space, I don't like running games off my external harddrive though since the last one broke from that. My internet is usually pretty fast though due to being in Britain, our Internet is pretty good in most places.
What happens if you google "Right XD" and click I'm feeling lucky? I don't want to right now in case if it fucks with something.I did it because why the fuck not. I was prepared, I took out headphones and put it in another tab. It's just a screamer, the ones with the serene footage before the background. Uses that really common screamer face, I think that was the girl from the exorcist? I can't remember. Yeah though, it's just one of those god awful screamers which I hate with a burning kind of hatred reserved just for it because I hate them so much.
Needless to say I think I am haunted, I see things out of the corner of my eye and hear things that aren't there... this is only at my house. School, and everywhere else is completely fine.It's actually quite common, before I moved I used to get stuff like that all the time, but only at home, since I've moved I don't get it anymore because where I am now doesn't quite 'feel like home' yet.
Needless to say I think I am haunted, I see things out of the corner of my eye and hear things that aren't there... this is only at my house. School, and everywhere else is completely fine.It's actually quite common, before I moved I used to get stuff like that all the time, but only at home, since I've moved I don't get it anymore because where I am now doesn't quite 'feel like home' yet.
I'm sure there's a name for it but it's a weird thing people do where you feel somewhat threatened or followed in your own home because of a territorial instinct we still have to protect what's ours, so we feel slightly more on edge in our own homes than we do outside because of our instinct to protect our homes, which leads us to getting spook'd.
Also why your house feels more threatening at night or when home alone, because at night, or when alone, you're less able to fight off predators so you naturally feel more uneasy, thus leading to being spook'd
So basically running up the stairs before something grabs you from behind when it's dark is a totally logical thing to our subconscious minds, but in reality is pretty fucking silly because it ain't gonna happen.
MalwareBytes has suddenly decided that imgur is a malicious website, wat.
Productivity increased by over 9000%.MalwareBytes has suddenly decided that imgur is a malicious website, wat.
>imgur is directly connected to reddit
>reddit is a malicious site
>topkek
Being haunted is not a funny thing, I was once haunted by an angry bum for whole five minutes and I do not want to be haunted ever again.
pretending its a ghost makes life just a hint more 2spooky4me.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.Sig'd
Hi gu-NOPENOPENOPENOPEABANDONTHREADABANDONTHREADRUNAWAY!(http://i.imgur.com/LVAry9K.gif)
I'm in Caconym's sig twice, I feel special.You are now SigLion. :P
Sorry I've basically been dead on the forum for the past few days, I uploaded some SS13 gameplay, posted a link to the subreddit, and now I'm semi-popular for not being shit. I will say that my self-confidence has gotten a little boost because of this and I'm feeling more proud that I'm actually able to make something good, and I'm hoping before I move to Texas (yep we're moving to Texas now) I can get my Space Station 13 review written and out by then.INB4 AJ's parents decide to move to Europe.
There's a lot I want to say about the game, I just hope I have enough time to do it.
They move to the UK and AJ has to deal with our Pig fucking Prime Minister and our horrible GovernmentLet's be honest here, everywhere has a shity government, it's the fundamental nature of governments.
They move to the UK and AJ has to deal with our Pig fucking Prime Minister and our horrible GovernmentLet's be honest here, everywhere has a shity government, it's the fundamental nature of governments.
They move to the UK and AJ has to deal with our Pig fucking Prime Minister and our horrible GovernmentLet's be honest here, everywhere has a shity government, it's the fundamental nature of governments.
That's why we buy guns and revolt.
Finally had my hair cut, refer to IRL pictures thread(http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/why_do_that_bro.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/naSKU.jpg)Finally had my hair cut, refer to IRL pictures thread(http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/why_do_that_bro.jpg)
I am pretty certain that everyone in /r/hailcorporate are total tinfoil hat wearing nutjobs.Who paid you off to dis us 'foil-hatters?
I don't know, but I could certainly use some refreshing Dr. Pepper right now!I am pretty certain that everyone in /r/hailcorporate are total tinfoil hat wearing nutjobs.Who paid you off to dis us 'foil-hatters?
Its awful to be sick a couple days before your birthday.Yeah, I've had that happen, fucking sucks to have to deal with.
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We may not be in a corporate ruled dystopian society but, we are making great progress to making it a reality.
Say, Caconym, what brand of tinfoil do you wear? How do you know you can trust them? What if they're selling you mind controlling tinfoil?I make my own foil out of tin too! Not that fake aluminium crap they call tin foil.
Today, my potato is pretty. I am happy. I wish good luck for all, i have my potato now.Hey, its you! Hi, missed ya, haven't seen you around here in a while, howsit been?
It's 6 in the morning and I can't sleep because I'm in an awful mood but all I want to do is sleep so I'm not in an awful mood. This is a problem.Listen to political debates until you sleep. Those are boring enough.
Peri has an awful lot of dapper points there and Caconym has an awful lot of borish points@The ModWhoIsMadAtMe *cough* Siege, probably
Sorry for double post, but I got the brightest idea ever.Oh i'm sure other forums would just love us spamming them about our own. Seriously greatest idea ever, we will have the fame and admiration of everyone.
We go on one forum, we all register and spam in every thread with "Are you Utterly mad (http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/index.php))?" and we get many people!
I set your borish to 80085 for fun but I think Peri changed itPeri has an awful lot of dapper points there and Caconym has an awful lot of borish points@The ModWhoIsMadAtMe *cough* Siege, probably
(http://i.imgur.com/DqIJ5Ex.jpg)
Goddammit Peri.I set your borish to 80085 for fun but I think Peri changed itPeri has an awful lot of dapper points there and Caconym has an awful lot of borish points@The ModWhoIsMadAtMe *cough* Siege, probably
(http://i.imgur.com/DqIJ5Ex.jpg)
Not me this timeGoddammit Peri.I set your borish to 80085 for fun but I think Peri changed itPeri has an awful lot of dapper points there and Caconym has an awful lot of borish points@The ModWhoIsMadAtMe *cough* Siege, probably
(http://i.imgur.com/DqIJ5Ex.jpg)
Not me this timeGoddammit Peri.I set your borish to 80085 for fun but I think Peri changed itPeri has an awful lot of dapper points there and Caconym has an awful lot of borish points@The ModWhoIsMadAtMe *cough* Siege, probably
(http://i.imgur.com/DqIJ5Ex.jpg)
I've run into this problem where I want to do stuff but I've lost all motivation to do anything. Like I'll sit there feeling shit about not doing anything but can't think of anything I really want to do, or if I do then I can't be bothered to do it.This is how i felt all summer.
Although I have been trying to talk to friends quite a bit lately just so I have something to do but most of them are pretty busy most of the time.
I've run into this problem where I want to do stuff but I've lost all motivation to do anything. Like I'll sit there feeling shit about not doing anything but can't think of anything I really want to do, or if I do then I can't be bothered to do it.
Although I have been trying to talk to friends quite a bit lately just so I have something to do but most of them are pretty busy most of the time.
I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHESMarked?
I've started shaving more frequently now because my facial hair doesn't quite know if it wants to grow in some places or not but now I've discovered I'm apparently very prone to ingrown hairs.Yeah I want to have a beard too, but it is unlikely. At least in my Fathers line facial hair is really hard to grow, it grows in patches. I probably won't even get chest hair for a long time, my Dad didn't even get a small patch of chest hair until he was in his mid 30's and that is more then his Dad ever got.
I fucking hate my facial hair so much, if it would grow properly then I'd just never shave for the rest of my life and have a super manly beard, or cosplay as Gandalf a lot.
Well my plans of going to see Fall Out Boy tomorrow are sort of ruined because I'm panicking over the idea of getting the train there and I don't think I can manage it in this state.I seriously hope you're going there for music and not for the "oh look a cute lead"
I've been waiting an entire year for this and now I'm probably not gonna be able to go, brilliant.
A bit of both honestly.Well my plans of going to see Fall Out Boy tomorrow are sort of ruined because I'm panicking over the idea of getting the train there and I don't think I can manage it in this state.I seriously hope you're going there for music and not for the "oh look a cute lead"
I've been waiting an entire year for this and now I'm probably not gonna be able to go, brilliant.
I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHESMarked?
Oi, what the hell do I even deserve a -1 for?
CONFRONT ME, SABOTEUR.
My family has a history of thick hair, hairy arms and legs, and nice beards. All of my male relatives have facial hair of some kind, and it tends not to grow in patches. I'm starting to grow a mustache and most of a beard. I like beards, so this is a good thing for me.I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHESMarked?I've started shaving more frequently now because my facial hair doesn't quite know if it wants to grow in some places or not but now I've discovered I'm apparently very prone to ingrown hairs.Yeah I want to have a beard too, but it is unlikely. At least in my Fathers line facial hair is really hard to grow, it grows in patches. I probably won't even get chest hair for a long time, my Dad didn't even get a small patch of chest hair until he was in his mid 30's and that is more then his Dad ever got.
I fucking hate my facial hair so much, if it would grow properly then I'd just never shave for the rest of my life and have a super manly beard, or cosplay as Gandalf a lot.
Now that's just some tyrannical, Russian-type style bullshit right there!Uhh, I have to wear a uniform. Facial hair is a nono.I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHESMarked?
I REFUTE THIS. I DEMAND JUSTIFICATION FROM AN ADMIN ABAHLADHWFNESXDFCXI GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHESMarked?
Uhh, I have to wear a uniform. Facial hair is a nono.Oi, what the hell do I even deserve a -1 for?
CONFRONT ME, SABOTEUR.
Lol look at me
Oi, what the hell do I even deserve a -1 for?
CONFRONT ME, SABOTEUR.
Lol look at me
WHAT THE FUCK MINUS 2
Lol, that's cute.
Jesus its been a while since I've been on here, I know I should update The Highway. But so far my, "Give a fuck"-o-meter is at an all time low.Lets do that big group thing sounds fun. Breaking point should be done by tuesday ish
Also I'm moving to Texas on Tuesday, we're packing the rest of our shit tomorrow and Monday. That means I can finally see my Jacket figure again, I think I'll hug it when I see it. Also I'm getting a 2D Spessman video out right now.
Also it seems that everyone is finally getting an LP channel, you know what I smell? Besides Lurker's decaying body. A huge group video where we do fuck all and piss people off in video gaems.
Anytitty I'm going to go record and edit a video together.
I think a weekend would work the best for most of us. Like the about half of the active members who are under 18. :pJesus its been a while since I've been on here, I know I should update The Highway. But so far my, "Give a fuck"-o-meter is at an all time low.Lets do that big group thing sounds fun. Breaking point should be done by tuesday ish
Also I'm moving to Texas on Tuesday, we're packing the rest of our shit tomorrow and Monday. That means I can finally see my Jacket figure again, I think I'll hug it when I see it. Also I'm getting a 2D Spessman video out right now.
Also it seems that everyone is finally getting an LP channel, you know what I smell? Besides Lurker's decaying body. A huge group video where we do fuck all and piss people off in video gaems.
Anytitty I'm going to go record and edit a video together.
I think a weekend would work the best for most of us. Like the about half of the active members who are under 18. :pJesus its been a while since I've been on here, I know I should update The Highway. But so far my, "Give a fuck"-o-meter is at an all time low.Lets do that big group thing sounds fun. Breaking point should be done by tuesday ish
Also I'm moving to Texas on Tuesday, we're packing the rest of our shit tomorrow and Monday. That means I can finally see my Jacket figure again, I think I'll hug it when I see it. Also I'm getting a 2D Spessman video out right now.
Also it seems that everyone is finally getting an LP channel, you know what I smell? Besides Lurker's decaying body. A huge group video where we do fuck all and piss people off in video gaems.
Anytitty I'm going to go record and edit a video together.
EDIT: What would we all play anyways? I am thinking either Spesstation13 or Gmod. Actually that could be fun, like a Dark RP session with a bunch of us in a big base. The difficulty would be finding a non-shit DarkRP server. (That is something that will be very difficult.)
Shoot me a download link and i will play that with you.I think a weekend would work the best for most of us. Like the about half of the active members who are under 18. :pJesus its been a while since I've been on here, I know I should update The Highway. But so far my, "Give a fuck"-o-meter is at an all time low.Lets do that big group thing sounds fun. Breaking point should be done by tuesday ish
Also I'm moving to Texas on Tuesday, we're packing the rest of our shit tomorrow and Monday. That means I can finally see my Jacket figure again, I think I'll hug it when I see it. Also I'm getting a 2D Spessman video out right now.
Also it seems that everyone is finally getting an LP channel, you know what I smell? Besides Lurker's decaying body. A huge group video where we do fuck all and piss people off in video gaems.
Anytitty I'm going to go record and edit a video together.
EDIT: What would we all play anyways? I am thinking either Spesstation13 or Gmod. Actually that could be fun, like a Dark RP session with a bunch of us in a big base. The difficulty would be finding a non-shit DarkRP server. (That is something that will be very difficult.)
Just do 1942RP, we could all be or be against nazis. I mean shit me and a buddy played as Gestapos that wanted to arrest people for prostitution. So I disguised myself as a pimp, and he was a hooker (he had a really great female voice going on). He'd lure them in, get the cash, I run in and shout that it was a sting operation, then they'd get arrested. We got two people.
Then there was the time I played as Rickenstein Sanchezen, where I found my own Morty and we went on wacky adventures. Joining up with the French resistance and calling my Morty a little bitch for not shooting the Nazis when I was about to die.
That is a Gmod gamemode. Basically Dark RP with Natzi's.Shoot me a download link and i will play that with you.I think a weekend would work the best for most of us. Like the about half of the active members who are under 18. :pJesus its been a while since I've been on here, I know I should update The Highway. But so far my, "Give a fuck"-o-meter is at an all time low.Lets do that big group thing sounds fun. Breaking point should be done by tuesday ish
Also I'm moving to Texas on Tuesday, we're packing the rest of our shit tomorrow and Monday. That means I can finally see my Jacket figure again, I think I'll hug it when I see it. Also I'm getting a 2D Spessman video out right now.
Also it seems that everyone is finally getting an LP channel, you know what I smell? Besides Lurker's decaying body. A huge group video where we do fuck all and piss people off in video gaems.
Anytitty I'm going to go record and edit a video together.
EDIT: What would we all play anyways? I am thinking either Spesstation13 or Gmod. Actually that could be fun, like a Dark RP session with a bunch of us in a big base. The difficulty would be finding a non-shit DarkRP server. (That is something that will be very difficult.)
Just do 1942RP, we could all be or be against nazis. I mean shit me and a buddy played as Gestapos that wanted to arrest people for prostitution. So I disguised myself as a pimp, and he was a hooker (he had a really great female voice going on). He'd lure them in, get the cash, I run in and shout that it was a sting operation, then they'd get arrested. We got two people.
Then there was the time I played as Rickenstein Sanchezen, where I found my own Morty and we went on wacky adventures. Joining up with the French resistance and calling my Morty a little bitch for not shooting the Nazis when I was about to die.
I know what it is, i just would like to download it in advance.That is a Gmod gamemode. Basically Dark RP with Natzi's.Shoot me a download link and i will play that with you.I think a weekend would work the best for most of us. Like the about half of the active members who are under 18. :pJesus its been a while since I've been on here, I know I should update The Highway. But so far my, "Give a fuck"-o-meter is at an all time low.Lets do that big group thing sounds fun. Breaking point should be done by tuesday ish
Also I'm moving to Texas on Tuesday, we're packing the rest of our shit tomorrow and Monday. That means I can finally see my Jacket figure again, I think I'll hug it when I see it. Also I'm getting a 2D Spessman video out right now.
Also it seems that everyone is finally getting an LP channel, you know what I smell? Besides Lurker's decaying body. A huge group video where we do fuck all and piss people off in video gaems.
Anytitty I'm going to go record and edit a video together.
EDIT: What would we all play anyways? I am thinking either Spesstation13 or Gmod. Actually that could be fun, like a Dark RP session with a bunch of us in a big base. The difficulty would be finding a non-shit DarkRP server. (That is something that will be very difficult.)
Just do 1942RP, we could all be or be against nazis. I mean shit me and a buddy played as Gestapos that wanted to arrest people for prostitution. So I disguised myself as a pimp, and he was a hooker (he had a really great female voice going on). He'd lure them in, get the cash, I run in and shout that it was a sting operation, then they'd get arrested. We got two people.
Then there was the time I played as Rickenstein Sanchezen, where I found my own Morty and we went on wacky adventures. Joining up with the French resistance and calling my Morty a little bitch for not shooting the Nazis when I was about to die.
New Vegas Bounties III (http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/55744/?)I JUST DELETED THE GAME GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ASLKHRGAVFAGJKCBNW:LWAN>ZGC
IT'S HEEEERE
Does anyone feel like writing gay fan fiction on a request from a female friend for the lulz?Sounds like fun. Is it about the two people we were talking about that go to your school?
Does anyone feel like writing gay fan fiction on a request from a female friend for the lulz?Sure why not, I need to keep practicing my writing anyways. Might be fun practice.
Does anyone feel like writing gay fan fiction on a request from a female friend for the lulz?I start to think that it is a good idea given that I took up drawing porn recently
My country fucks everybody on the European Volleyball Tournament. I dont know if it like this, but we call it only the European.Bulgaria: Master of Vollyballs
Soo, we are currently fucking Germany with 2/0 ,and thats the second time, the first one is 3/0 :D
Yesterday we fucked up Holland with 3/2.
So after three days of nonstop packing, then a 10 hour drive. We finally arrived. Now we just need to find a house. Until then we're living in a hotel.Find a home soon AJ. Stay gold.
So after three days of nonstop packing, then a 10 hour drive. We finally arrived. Now we just need to find a house. Until then we're living in a hotel.Who would move to a whole new place before even finding a house there to live in. :v
Step grandfather died. Going to funeral on the morrow. Will likely be gone all weekend. Barely knew him, but still sad.I hope you and your grandmother are ok Peri.
So after three days of nonstop packing, then a 10 hour drive. We finally arrived. Now we just need to find a house. Until then we're living in a hotel.Who would move to a whole new place before even finding a house there to live in. :v
So after three days of nonstop packing, then a 10 hour drive. We finally arrived. Now we just need to find a house. Until then we're living in a hotel.Find a home soon AJ. Stay gold.
Also, I'm going to miss one of our two big band contests and a whole lotta school work because he died. I'm kinda afraid of the state my grandmother is going to be in.
I'm not sad at all, I barely knew the bastard, he rarely interacted with us when we visited. I'm worried about my grandmother, but, going off of the funeral of her mother, she will probably keep her southern lady composure on.Step grandfather died. Going to funeral on the morrow. Will likely be gone all weekend. Barely knew him, but still sad.I hope you and your grandmother are ok Peri.
(Not really sure what to say beyond that. )
buttplugGoddamnit Rhodri
buttplug
Are you implying that Rhodri is an illegal alien?buttplug
Rhodri shows up after just over a month of not posting, conviently after I posted about aliens.
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Damn aliens, we should build a wall around Earth to keep them out, it worked for China a long time ago.Are you implying that Rhodri is an illegal alien?buttplug
Rhodri shows up after just over a month of not posting, conviently after I posted about aliens.
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:P
You gotta love it when you're frustrated with something online and then someone tells you to calm down...and you realize your getting way to upset over this shit.
The simple solution is not to use the steam forums or get involved in the community in any way.So much this, I've been on steam since '11 and have never used the steam forums, there has never been anything good or worthwhile about steam forums.
'10 for me, never used it once.The simple solution is not to use the steam forums or get involved in the community in any way.So much this, I've been on steam since '11 and have never used the steam forums, there has never been anything good or worthwhile about steam forums.
Sometimes I wake up and say, "I just wanna be a dank meme." Then I go on to wonder why I haven't bought Undertale yet.Probably because you can get it for free without repercussions. It's kinda like with Halloween, you can either go to a costly pub and get piss-drunk there or you can just crash into a random party and gobble down all booze you see pro bono publico. You're having fun both ways, but one of them involves spending money.
uh...whats undertale?It's a game.
Sometimes I wake up and say, "I just wanna be a dank meme." Then I go on to wonder why I haven't bought Undertale yet.You should. It is an amazing game, and only $10. Haha I should be talking, I got someone else to buy the game for me.
uh...whats undertale?This is pretty good summary of Undertale
I did not buy Undertale yet but that did not stop me from playing it.Muffet pours you a cup of spiders!
Spider Dance best song. Muffet best girl cmon fite me fgt
Flowey deserves a special place in hell.
HOLY FUCK! MY INTERNET IS BACK, I'M IN A NEW LOCATION, AND WE HAD TO CALL A FRIENDLY MIDDLE EASTERN MAN TO SET UP OUR WIFI.How is Texas?
Seriously, I tried connecting the mottum... mothum... "internet obelisk that dispenses wi-fi signals" and it literally fucking told me to call their support line or go back to the store and get a "n-adapter" to connect to the internet wirelessly. I spent about 3 hours banging my head trying to get the fucking thing to work.
We called the number he got it setup in about 2 mins, and then told us we'd get a phone bill in a few weeks time.
I think our family just switched to the greater evil of two terrible cable companies.
I'll think about Undertake. It sounds hell of an interesting game, but money...yeah.
How's in Fishkill(was it called like this?)?
So I'm now legally an Ordained Minister in the United States, here's the unofficial copy of my credentialsActually? Just curious. Because, if so, that is pretty cool.
(https://www.themonastery.org/credentials/ordination-certificate-RGVhbiBDZWRyaWMgSG93YXRzb25eMTAvMjEvMjAxNV5sYXJnZV5mcmVlXg,,.jpg)
It's technically valid in any country that will recognise it though.
So I'm now legally an Ordained Minister in the United States, here's the unofficial copy of my credentialsCongratulations!
(https://www.themonastery.org/credentials/ordination-certificate-RGVhbiBDZWRyaWMgSG93YXRzb25eMTAvMjEvMjAxNV5sYXJnZV5mcmVlXg,,.jpg)
It's technically valid in any country that will recognise it though.
Yeah like actually, I can legally perform religious ceremonies for numerous different religions now.So I'm now legally an Ordained Minister in the United States, here's the unofficial copy of my credentialsActually? Just curious. Because, if so, that is pretty cool.
(https://www.themonastery.org/credentials/ordination-certificate-RGVhbiBDZWRyaWMgSG93YXRzb25eMTAvMjEvMjAxNV5sYXJnZV5mcmVlXg,,.jpg)
It's technically valid in any country that will recognise it though.
Okay now I am curious, what exactly is an Ordained Minister?Yeah like actually, I can legally perform religious ceremonies for numerous different religions now.So I'm now legally an Ordained Minister in the United States, here's the unofficial copy of my credentialsActually? Just curious. Because, if so, that is pretty cool.
(https://www.themonastery.org/credentials/ordination-certificate-RGVhbiBDZWRyaWMgSG93YXRzb25eMTAvMjEvMjAxNV5sYXJnZV5mcmVlXg,,.jpg)
It's technically valid in any country that will recognise it though.
I think we are taking a trip, the marching band here, to Austin this spring. Might see if I have any free time, might be nice to meet up or summat.I'll think about Undertake. It sounds hell of an interesting game, but money...yeah.
How's in Fishkill(was it called like this?)?
Not in Fishkill, parents decided to move to Austin instead.
And it's nice around here, it ain't too humid, people are friendly, and its a real quiet neighborhood.
http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/0/PeriPeri confirmed for Peri's real name.
Huh, Peri is actually a real name.
I like my eyeSiege confirmed illuminati!
(https://i.imgur.com/POM0d55.png)I like my eyeSiege confirmed illuminati!
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/illuminati-confirmed/
The writing below my Avatar clearly states that I'm not Illuminati, how could you not notice that?Only a illuminati member that got revealed would try to claim that they are not illuminati!
Caconym, are we the only ones who are sane here?! Has Illuminati taken control of everyone? WE WILL NOT FALL AS LONG AS WE HAVE THESE HERE TINFOIL HATS!!noob, get lead hats, it prevents the xrays too.
Nnno...? Could you explain some?
Unconfirmed reports but one of them was arrested, claiming he was recruited by ISIS. Many of the hostages are free but too many are also dead.
This is what 9/11 was to America, remember that over the next few weeks and you'll understand how they all feel.
Guys, I have a very serious question. Is Candlejack in this fo(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/008/757/CandleJack_pictu_by_DistantSound.png)
Your tinfoil hats just act as antennas for our mind controlling satellites. We cannot be stop - I mean yeah, I wear tinfoil hats too, don't listen to Vulnus though, lead hats don't work, I'm not illuminati.It took a while but I reinforced this tinfoil with lead foil.
Sorry I've just dissappeared, I'll have WiFi on Friday.WiFriday
Slowly Bubbadoo's sig will be filled with nothing but ID memes.U WOT MATE? I'M COMIN OVER TO FUCK UR SHIT UP MATE.
Slowly Bubbadoo's sig will be filled with nothing but ID memes.U WOT MATE? I'M COMIN OVER TO FUCK UR SHIT UP MATE.
(https://facepunch.com/image.php?u=277138&dateline=1444863223)
*Various Grunting Noises*Slowly Bubbadoo's sig will be filled with nothing but ID memes.U WOT MATE? I'M COMIN OVER TO FUCK UR SHIT UP MATE.
(https://facepunch.com/image.php?u=277138&dateline=1444863223)
*Doomguy noises*
The new revolver in Counter-Strike is so fucking broken it isn't even funny:Just watched this, and how the fuck did something that powerful slip past QA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ZvL9SLqjs
The new revolver in Counter-Strike is so fucking broken it isn't even funny:It took me to near the end of the video for me to recognize your voice, and in turn your video haha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ZvL9SLqjs
So you didn't even have to go for a headshot? You just had to make sure the shot hit them and that was that?It did 116 damage into the torso. Basically an AWP that you carry in your hand. So nope.
Someone sig this for absolutely no reasonSig'd
Welcome to God-hood, siege lion.Is there a fancy hat or something to go along with it? I'm all about those fancy hats.
If you don't have fancy ass symbols already you get a pretty snazzy looking GREEN star.Fancy Ass Symbols?
We're you playing stalker? You're playing stalker aren't you.
Some random bitch sent me a pickup line, so I sent her this in response.
Meat. All is meat. Flesh and bone. Meat binds all living creatures together, a reminder of our fragility. A reminder of the primal fear our ancestors felt at the teeth of a razor mouthed predator. We are born of meat, and, in the end, we will all become meat.
30 minutes later, and I have her convinced I am a medical researcher named Daniil Dankovski working with Thanica to find a cure for death itself.
This woman is DUUUUUUMB.
Merry Commercialised Pagan FestivalI mean you're not wrong there, it is essentially a commercial venture at this point rather then an actual religious thing judging by most people I know, well and the news that too and all the sales. At least Christmas has good movies about a fat...old...man who knows when your asleep...well, Christmas really is kind of just a big commercial thing now. Also thinking about it now Santa is kinda creepy.
Who is interested in Bionicle?Bionicles are fucking awesome. Major part of my childhood, and I just about freaked out when they brought them back.
Merry Christmas guys.That fire guy from the first series with the surfboard sword. The memories man.
Anyways, my first Bionicle set was Jaller Inika. Yours?
Found a new sig picture.Ah, trooper TR8-T0R.
TRAITOR!
I wish I could go see the new Star Wars already I wanna know if it's good.I liked it. Loved the villain.
TvTropes has just stolen six hours of my life.Only six hours on TVTropes? Sounds like someone got off lightly.
I really need to stop going on it
And have it written in... Papyrus!Done
It's been a long time but I think I've finally decided on my first tattoo.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
Probably gonna get it down my back once I've got the money to spare.
EDIT: (https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M5ecb764c6b7940eb4a6813d80ac6263co0&pid=15.1) N Y E H H E H H E H H E H!!!
And have it written in... Papyrus!Also I'm getting it written in Comic Sans!
It's been a long time but I think I've finally decided on my first tattoo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOY3xSS2xTk
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
Probably gonna get it down my back once I've got the money to spare.
EDIT: (https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M5ecb764c6b7940eb4a6813d80ac6263co0&pid=15.1) N Y E H H E H H E H H E H!!!
So, was the forum down for multiple days for anyone else?Yea, it has been going up and down. No idea why.
I took a long drink today, stayed home, got some rest and looked in the mirror. I don't see myself anymore, I see memes.You try to shake yourself from the endless sea of memes
Save me from the Youtube I've become.
I took a long drink today, stayed home, got some rest and looked in the mirror. I don't see myself anymore, I see memes.You try to shake yourself from the endless sea of memes
Save me from the Youtube I've become.
[9-20]
But you fail to escape the memes. You feel the grip of a thousand dank memes hold onto you, never to let go.
Get meme'd
That's some... great Photoshop right there.
That's some... great Photoshop right there.
Paint.net I'm too poor and dirty to even pirate Photoshop.
That's still the best thing anyone on this entire forum has ever madeI use it as a reaction pic.
I use it as a Cards Against Humanity wildcardIt has many uses.
https://twitter.com/bethesdastudios/status/697886212640665600Neato. Bethesda is popping in on that before mods do.
PRAISE TODD GODWARD!
Spent the entire day in hospital over chest pains that could have been a blood clot or cancer in my lungs.Shit man. You might have Pnuemonia. I had bad chest pains the first day of it.
Turns out there was nothing wrong and they have no idea what's causing it but I should be fine. I'm so fucking tired now though. Also the woman who took my blood fucked it up and now my arm hurts.
Did the microwave have murderous intent?I for one welcome our new Microwave overlords.
The voices in the news box told me to proclaim my love for potatoes here. I've learned that the voices are not to be crossed, so here I am. And boy, I sure do love these goddamned potatoes.Eyyyy it only took.. what was it.. 6 days until someone noticed it?
To be fair, there are a LOT of fucking news items.The voices in the news box told me to proclaim my love for potatoes here. I've learned that the voices are not to be crossed, so here I am. And boy, I sure do love these goddamned potatoes.Eyyyy it only took.. what was it.. 6 days until someone noticed it?
Thanks for participating in this little test I did up.
(http://i.imgur.com/sWzgiNm.png)
(http://img.memecdn.com/grammar-nazis-start-crying-when-they-see-your-posts_o_334445.gif)
I wonder if people will find all the new news things I've added.It is inevitable
(http://i.imgur.com/n6Rhysp.png)Excuse you, but I am FABULOUS~
Looks pretty accurate to me.
That is a .69%Something something 69, right?
http://callofcthulhu-game.com/?_ga=1.145938428.997733236.1456512272Sorry, all of my hype is on Masters of Orion 4, Dark Souls 3, and System Shock 3 right now. Will get hyped when I get more info.
GET FUCKING HYPED
Well someone posted about John Dies At The End, I've forgot who, so I watched the film and the entire thing is just one continuous moment of "What the fuck?" in the best way possible. I'm about 97.6% certain that the film isn't as good as the book though so I'm gonna have to read it and the sequel now.I have heard it is good, I need to watch it.
"buttplug"-his last words on the forum.Rest in peace you glorious still alive bastard.
I miss him sometimes.Quote from: Rip Rhodri 2k15 I think"buttplug"-his last words on the forum.Rest in peace you glorious still alive bastard.
What the fuck happened to Rhodri? And when do we dedicate an entire section of the forum to him?Because the devs are grossly incompetent?
On another note, went to redownload Cata on my laptop, since I can't really think of any other games that are playable using mostly only a keyboard and found out there hasn't been a stable release for a year. Considering I rarely play experimental builds, because reasons, this is kind of annoying because I read through the experimental features thread and there's some really cool shit I wouldn't want to restart playing without, but I won't play unless it's a "stable" release.
Why the fuck isn't 0.D out yet? There's not even a feature freeze or anything, have they just given up with the idea of stable releases?
Why the fuck isn't 0.D out yet? There's not even a feature freeze or anything, have they just given up with the idea of stable releases?So what your saying is, you want the D? :P
Tbh I always want the D
Also from what I can tell, still no endgame it's all just mid game bloat and ridiculous difficultly and complexity for new players.
Maaaaaan, I really shouldn't have deleted my old relic of Cata. I found it on my grandma's computer, it was from way back in Whales Dev days, when it was Cataclysm and what became Dark Days Ahead was just The Darkling Wolf Mod. I wonder if Whales still has a copy of the origional Cataclysm floating around, might be neat to see if he does.Tbh I always want the D
Also from what I can tell, still no endgame it's all just mid game bloat and ridiculous difficultly and complexity for new players.
Its kinda like Darkest Dungeon where people think "hard=good".
I wish I could play the original Cata, I miss the simplicity that the game used to have. It was great fun just seeing how long you could outlive your friends.
With DDA there's far too many things now, it's like Minecraft with the amount of 'feature bloat'.
Well someone posted about John Dies At The End, I've forgot who, so I watched the film and the entire thing is just one continuous moment of "What the fuck?" in the best way possible. I'm about 97.6% certain that the film isn't as good as the book though so I'm gonna have to read it and the sequel now.That would be me, I have not finished the second book yet. Have not had the chance. I REALLY recommend the books though they are twistedly delightful and full of mindfuckery, with an odd humor that I like that revels in absurdity.
A game being hard does not make it good, there are hard games that are utter shite for anything more than a challenging experience.Like Dark Souls. It pisses me off that it has a reputation as a hard game. It is a challenge, not hard. Dark Souls has rules that it follows, and, with a bit of skill and decent knowledge of the game, it becomes almost easy. It deserves a reputation for its amazing lore, its overwhelming sense of place, its tone, not just as "That Hard Game". And Cata just pisses me off. Its gotten to the point where I am half surprised it doesn't make me take a calculus test to earn the right to start the game. They are making the game so arcane and complex for new players that their fan base can only decrease in size. If I had started playing with how it is now, I would have quit in five minutes.
Cata does have a workaround with this using mods that remove certain things but they're rarely up to date with Experimental builds, or they're entirely broken sometimes. They also don't allow you to experience a lot of the game because many things are concordant to each other, disabling one part of the game you don't like may lock out an entire feature.
It's definitely still a good game but I think at the minute the main focus is too much on rebalancing early game stuff to make it harder. Bearing in mind this isn't entirely the Dev's fault with it being an open source project, they're only merging the stuff that people are working on and asking for.
Actually, I'd say Dark Souls is a game that is hard and benefits from being hard because it has all that other stuff to back it up, it's not just difficult for the sake of it.Dark Souls is a Challenge, it isn't hard. It has systems, and their is NOTHING that is purely chance. No missing an attack because of dice rolls, you miss an attack because the other asshole got out of the way, or you forgot he could parry.
Cata is still a good game, a little difficult to get into but honestly most roguelikes are, part of the issue is there isn't really a good way to learn what you're doing without bashing your head against a wall of deaths that you don't understand until you get one character that has a lucky break and becomes OP, at which point you have time to learn the mechanics and tricks that would've made starting out much easier, but by that point they don't benefit your current character. Most roguelikes are like that though, it's part of the genre, dying is fun even if you're not quite sure why you died, start over and try again, maybe using some new stuff you learnt. Which is why rogue-lites have become so popular, because dying still has a benefit there, you don't start over with nothing but new information, you gain something from your previous character.
Well, lets see then. Downloading now.http://whalesdev.tumblr.com/
There doesn't appear to be any kind of EXE.
I wonder how cata2 is coming along?
What even is sleep. Is it like a cat. Cats are cute. Is sleep cute.I have been told by someone I accidentally fell asleep on Skype video chat with, that I look cute when I am sleeping.
What even is sleep. Is it like a cat. Cats are cute. Is sleep cute.According to 'doctors' and 'medical professionals' sleep is required for basic human function, or else you'll start to experience stuff like 'severe drowsiness' or 'hallucinations' or 'death'. Personally I think it's all hogwash, I haven't slept in two weeks and I'm doing just fine. I have been coughing up blood lately but that's fine, right? Kinda like sweat and urine, just the body cleansing itself. I just wish it didn't cleanse itself all over my keyboard. Any recommendations for getting blood out from between keyboard keys?
Looks like a good movie to me. My only hope is that it doesn't cheese too hard on the fact that it's the sequel/remake of the 80's Toastboasters.
So we don't get any snow all fucking Winter and then Spring comes round and I'm expecting it to start warming up, like it usually does, and now it's been snowing today. Way to go Ireland, get your shit together and get a consistent weather pattern that doesn't involve raining all the time.Altered for my version, coz it's almost identical.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JINqHA7xywEI don't see anything wrong with it, it looks like it'll be a good movie. Are you sure that it's gonna be a horrible terrible no good movie?
GOD IS DEAD WE KILLED HIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JINqHA7xywEI don't see anything wrong with it, it looks like it'll be a good movie.
Of all the wrong opinions in this thread, this is the worst one.
There are so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to begin.
Aaand why would that be?
Heard that the furry movie was pretty good, I might avoid the first few opening weeks though.I mean shit man, there has been Zootopia porn before it has even come out.
Because I mean you cannot say that Zootopia ain't a furry movie, they got fucking muscular dancing shirtless tiger men in it, and a nudist colony thing.
Reminds me a bit of Rocko's Modern Life but without the teeth... HUEAHIOWBNTIPNIO"E BAF WETYbio
<0 3 kill me
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(http://i.imgur.com/LlxQk74.jpg)Heard that the furry movie was pretty good, I might avoid the first few opening weeks though.[
Because I mean you cannot say that Zootopia ain't a furry movie, they got fucking muscular dancing shirtless tiger men in it, and a nudist colony thing.
Reminds me a bit of Rocko's Modern Life but without the teeth... HUEAHIOWBNTIPNIO"E BAF WETYbio
<0 3 kill me
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I mean shit man, there has been Zootopia porn before it has even come out.
Most likely, the reason why they got a whole new cast fir that new ghost busters is because the actors from the original are because they're all too old or too dead to act in this one. They literally can't get the original cast.
Also trailer for the real Fallout 4 came out:That looks absolutely fantastic. I wish fallout 4 played as interestingly as this looks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nenXX9wQRY
Also trailer for the real Fallout 4 came out:Man, I remember seeing this mod a while ago when it was naught but a wee concept. I'm thoroughly impressed by what they've done with it since then. Makes me kinda glad that Bethesda releases some of the buggiest games on the market because then it attracts modders like these guys who like a challenge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nenXX9wQRY
Fallout 4= Better gameplay and companions.I would argue that it isn't better in gameplay, but that is all a matter of opinion. The gunplay from new vegas can be improved simply by changing the sound effects so that they sound a bit less like "pop guns." Sound adds a great deal to the "feel" of weapons in games. Fallout 4s sound effects are punchy and loud. New vegas sound effects are low and snappy. You and I talked about it, or rather, I talked about it. The laser weapons of fallout games have loud noises and recoil, but why? You are shooting light. The reason is, without sound and recoil, the laser weapons would "feel" like garbage. As for the companions, watching them empty their weapons into walls, other static objects, other NPCs, or throwing grenades at their own feet, kind of defeats the "better AI" argument, and that goes for enemies and NPCs in general too. I've heard you applaud the AI before, but what you've described isn't AI at all. NPC's speaking with each other isn't advanced AI. It's RNG scripted dialogue attached to simple code that makes them seek each other out while you are around. A very simple AI really. It seems impressive because bethesda spent a huge amount on voice acting and dialogue, which means there are a lot of potential conversations that might happen. New vegas had the exact same system, but with less potential dialogue. Fallout 4 has great sound design, but that is no surprise considering that's where the money went.
They talk about things, tell stories. All around they are drastically improved.Dude, he just said that them talking to each other is not improved AI.
Fallout 4's ai, however, is vastly improved since the last game. They take cover, they fire at your at where you are if you're sniping without relocating, they act like people. They react properly to their conrades dying. Instead of "Oh shit, that's gonna leave a stain." It's "You killed him/her!" and they talk about things, tell stories. All around they are drastically improved.They do take cover, true, but they usually end up shooting their weapon into the cover instead of into the enemy. Overall, they are a liability in that they make sneaking around difficult by being easier to detect than you and activating traps. There are tons of videos on youtube depicting the companions, especially dogmeat, running into obvious traps. The interaction between them is improved, but that improvement is not AI related. It's script related, and Bethesda dumped a lot of money into their scripts to get that voice acting and that "alive" feeling as good as possible. Fallout 4 has great voice scripting and variety, but it's not AI.
Shit I got like 4 days to come up with a senior quote for the yearbook and I have no idea what to use.
Anyone got any good ideas?
Drugs are great, mkay. -Wilson.
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Shit I got like 4 days to come up with a senior quote for the yearbook and I have no idea what to use."Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?"
Anyone got any good ideas?
Shit I got like 4 days to come up with a senior quote for the yearbook and I have no idea what to use."I cant go to hell, i am all out of vacation days."
Anyone got any good ideas?
Yeah, I'm 20 today. I can almost shout at those dang kids to get off my lawn.So, what's the age you can officially shout at kids to get off your lawn.
36.Yeah, I'm 20 today. I can almost shout at those dang kids to get off my lawn.So, what's the age you can officially shout at kids to get off your lawn.
Also
Happy birthday Siege.
Just realized that I'm like, the second youngest person here.If I remember correctly.. you are like.. 15 yeah?
(By the way, still looking for a senior quote.)Ayy Lmao
Surprisingly you guys are more bothered about it being my birthday than the friends I live near are. My best friend is fucking me off because he wants to drink with someone else and can't be assed spending a few hours with me tomorrow because it doesn't involve alcohol.Clearly your friend knows one of the most important facts there is in life; NoAlcohol= NotWorthIt.
+1 to this(By the way, still looking for a senior quote.)Ayy Lmao
Oh good still a decade+.36.Yeah, I'm 20 today. I can almost shout at those dang kids to get off my lawn.So, what's the age you can officially shout at kids to get off your lawn.
Also
Happy birthday Siege.
Happy birthday Siege.
I'm only 26 and I yell at kids to get the hell off my property.36.Yeah, I'm 20 today. I can almost shout at those dang kids to get off my lawn.So, what's the age you can officially shout at kids to get off your lawn.
Also
Happy birthday Siege.
Happy birthday Siege.
I can't drink right now due to health reasons ...What a tragedy.
I made this
I DID IT, I FOUND WHERE RANDOM DRAGON GOT HIS PROFILE PIC.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/images/4/40/FunComic.png
HAHHAHA YOU FOOLS
Would that be porn of a random dragon or porn of you?I DID IT, I FOUND WHERE RANDOM DRAGON GOT HIS PROFILE PIC.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/images/4/40/FunComic.png
HAHHAHA YOU FOOLS
Nyahah, be lucky I don't find some fitting random dragon porn to use instead. :V
I DID IT, I FOUND WHERE RANDOM DRAGON GOT HIS PROFILE PIC.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/images/4/40/FunComic.png
HAHHAHA YOU FOOLS
I thought it was pretty obvious.Longer than that. I've been seeing it since I started playing dwarf fortress back in 2009. I used to see that comic everywhere. Still see it every time I visit the wiki. It's quiet the well known image.
That comic has been there for like over four years I think.
Shhhhh, you tell no-one.
I DID IT, I FOUND WHERE RANDOM DRAGON GOT HIS PROFILE PIC.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/images/4/40/FunComic.png
HAHHAHA YOU FOOLS
Nyahah, be lucky I don't find some fitting random dragon porn to use instead. :V
>.> <.< I wouldn't complain.
You say that like its a bad thing.>.> <.< I wouldn't complain.
Don't tempt me, or it'll involve 120% more weird fetishes. >w>
What did I say about Caconyms out of control porn addiction dammit!Well currently it's 120% of nothing. So lets do some maths on that.
So despite me not drinking at the minute, I'm fucking hungover right now and I regret everything. Although I did spend like 4 hours talking about aliens and that was cool.Ayyy lmao
So despite me not drinking at the minute, I'm fucking hungover right now and I regret everything. Although I did spend like 4 hours talking about aliens and that was cool.You were actually abducted by aliens for those 4 hours. Your hungover from all the anal probes.
Well shit, if they wanted to probe me they could've at least waited in line.Oh butt they did wait in line to probe you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
http://www.verybiasedreviews.tech/2016/03/20/paradox-odsidian-announce-tyranny/I think my heart just exploded at the thought of that. Is this bad?
Paradox AND Obsidian together making a game?
(http://i.imgur.com/FpJ4xvj.gif)
Holy shit my dog in losing her mind. Tearing around the fucking house and shit, what the fuck. She just tried to grab the ceiling fan and tackled her uncle who was already sleeping on the floor anyway. There she goes again. Holy fuck, stop being so crazy.I blame the moon.
Complete and utter lunacy.You could say she was Utterly Mad.
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/59152920.jpg)Complete and utter lunacy.You could say she was Utterly Mad.
In 24 hours Twitter turned an AI into a racist, goose stepping Nazi....I find this all too amusing. Leave it to the internet to turn something like an AI designed to be a teenage girl(that's what the article said at least) into a Nazi.http://imgur.com/gallery/VhlAW
In 24 hours Twitter turned an AI into a racist, goose stepping Nazi....I find this all too amusing. Leave it to the internet to turn something like an AI designed to be a teenage girl(that's what the article said at least) into a Nazi.http://imgur.com/gallery/VhlAW
An imgur gallery of that AI
And some examples from the comments:
(http://i.imgur.com/veaVxUD.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/j9DmQT4.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BdMLPw7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/5UvTzaE.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/0zczzaS.jpg)
That AI was fucking gold, what did they think would happen letting it interact and 'learn' from internet unrestricted.
On the other hand, us Americans have a long history of horrifically mistreating Irish People, so Fuck Ireland.And others...
On one hand, i am at least 50% Irish, so fuck England.The Irish are part of the reason America has it's independence from England, so yet again it'd be Fuck England.
On the other hand, us Americans have a long history of horrifically mistreating Irish People, so Fuck Ireland.
This is true.On the other hand, us Americans have a long history of horrifically mistreating Irish People, so Fuck Ireland.And others...
A little over 400 years ago, a bunch of white skinned devils arrived in our land and started a town called Jamestown. What followed was the slow death and naturalization of almost the entirety of my race.
This is true.On the other hand, us Americans have a long history of horrifically mistreating Irish People, so Fuck Ireland.And others...
A little over 400 years ago, a bunch of white skinned devils arrived in our land and started a town called Jamestown. What followed was the slow death and naturalization of almost the entirety of my race.
Can we just agree that Americans just do not like people in general?
I mean, i hate all people equally. Is this an uncommon thing? Shit. :PThis is true.On the other hand, us Americans have a long history of horrifically mistreating Irish People, so Fuck Ireland.And others...
A little over 400 years ago, a bunch of white skinned devils arrived in our land and started a town called Jamestown. What followed was the slow death and naturalization of almost the entirety of my race.
Can we just agree that Americans just do not like people in general?
Peri you're really starting to use a lot of blanket statements, are you a politician? :D
But this video is basically a summary of what the American politics were with the Natives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RImVPqpIqvo
When you can't even tell it's a flag without a lot of scrolling, you might've made it too big.Yeah, I may have gone a little overboard on the size of it.
You have a national celebration in March? My countrys one in March, as well.Typically we don't celebrate the Easter Rising, it was only a big thing this year because it was exactly 100 years since it.
100 years ago the Irish stabbed us in the back because we were busy with WW I and ended up getting more of their own people killed than ours.Almost literally a back-stab. WWI was precisely way it was then, brits busy elsewhere.
Edit: I've realised I should clarify, while I don't dislike the Irish, I'm somewhat bitter about their revolutions due to my family fighting in some of them and the fact that most forms of the Irish Republican Army are terrorists, and they're the ones involved in a lot of revolutions.
Congrats Twitter, ya broke her.I really hope it comes back and through some mistake on somebodies part, escapes into the internet as a sentient being that believes its a god.
https://panamapapers.icij.org/DAMMIT PUTIN
We seriously, seriously, seriously need to talk about this.
https://panamapapers.icij.org/DAMMIT PUTIN
We seriously, seriously, seriously need to talk about this.
STOP TRYING TO BUILD AN EMPIRE!
That's enough to get a either a fuckload of people or absolutely nobody fired, depending on how many people are insane enough to go through that much data.Overall very little will change, maybe a few firings here and there to make a nice display; however, the current methods of hiding money will now be considered more risky and they will seek out new ways to hide money until that too is exposed. Repeat that pattern 'till the heat death of the universe.
GUYS, I FOUND SOMETHING HORRIFYING.Her? That looks like a man. Are you saying that not only did he go through numerous surgeries, but also went in for a sex change while he was at it?
Woman surgically removes ears and nose in attempt to look more like a dragon (https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/woman-surgically-removes-ears-and-nose-in-attempt-174802291.html)
They went from this
(http://mediadrumworld.com/gallery/privategal/people/MDRUM_Dragon_Lady-14.jpg)
(The guy, not the baby.)
to this
(https://ca.news.yahoo.com/sy/ny/api/res/1.2/JRjcR7H3tRqjUBqClJFS6A--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/wp_tumblr_migration_provider_889/367bd845c25b49c3e322f1252af592ae)
EDIT: Dear god, there is a better picture of her.. "metamorphosis"
(https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12963390_1186869121337110_4529902159575480992_n.jpg?oh=8310c47696c47a2f20449978ac72fa38&oe=57BB746F)
I think he was going fir the HORRIFYING SNAKEFACTION, not the transgenderism.GUYS, I FOUND SOMETHING HORRIFYING.Her? That looks like a man. Are you saying that not only did he go through numerous surgeries, but also went in for a sex change while he was at it?
Woman surgically removes ears and nose in attempt to look more like a dragon (https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/woman-surgically-removes-ears-and-nose-in-attempt-174802291.html)
They went from this
(http://mediadrumworld.com/gallery/privategal/people/MDRUM_Dragon_Lady-14.jpg)
(The guy, not the baby.)
to this
(https://ca.news.yahoo.com/sy/ny/api/res/1.2/JRjcR7H3tRqjUBqClJFS6A--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/wp_tumblr_migration_provider_889/367bd845c25b49c3e322f1252af592ae)
EDIT: Dear god, there is a better picture of her.. "metamorphosis"
(https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12963390_1186869121337110_4529902159575480992_n.jpg?oh=8310c47696c47a2f20449978ac72fa38&oe=57BB746F)
Nah, they are actually a MtF Transgender.I think he was going fir the HORRIFYING SNAKEFACTION, not the transgenderism.GUYS, I FOUND SOMETHING HORRIFYING.Her? That looks like a man. Are you saying that not only did he go through numerous surgeries, but also went in for a sex change while he was at it?
Woman surgically removes ears and nose in attempt to look more like a dragon (https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/woman-surgically-removes-ears-and-nose-in-attempt-174802291.html)
They went from this
(http://mediadrumworld.com/gallery/privategal/people/MDRUM_Dragon_Lady-14.jpg)
(The guy, not the baby.)
to this
(https://ca.news.yahoo.com/sy/ny/api/res/1.2/JRjcR7H3tRqjUBqClJFS6A--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/wp_tumblr_migration_provider_889/367bd845c25b49c3e322f1252af592ae)
EDIT: Dear god, there is a better picture of her.. "metamorphosis"
(https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12963390_1186869121337110_4529902159575480992_n.jpg?oh=8310c47696c47a2f20449978ac72fa38&oe=57BB746F)
GUYS, I FOUND SOMETHING HORRIFYING.(http://i.imgur.com/2k7brsE.gif)
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I'm thinking something along those lines with a boat in my pasture.I also have a boat, but instead of a pasture, it's in the forest. I sold it eight years ago and the new owners drilled a hole in it to drain the water out of it and then left it there. They payed for it and everything, but just left it there.
A camper I disassembled awhile back. Had to wear a mask to avoid black mold poisoning.We bought this boat a long time ago but found out it had an issue with the hull where it wouldn't float so it got left where it was. It ended up being a home for snakes thus why I'm never going in there.I'm thinking something along those lines with a boat in my pasture.I also have a boat, but instead of a pasture, it's in the forest. I sold it eight years ago and the new owners drilled a hole in it to drain the water out of it and then left it there. They payed for it and everything, but just left it there.
Speaking of black mold, ever notice that you take on some of the fears of your parents? For some people it's the common cold and for others it's lock jaw (tetanus). For my parents, it was black mold.
Killed a few with a shovel or fire axe that I own for some reason though, mostly at the request of my mother.
Etymology
From Middle French pusillanimité, from the ecclesiastical Latin pusillanimis, from pusillus (puny) + animus (spirit) + -ous. A translation of the Greek ὀλιγόψυχος (oligópsukhos, faint-hearted).
Welp, I was playing Freerice.com guessing word definitions and I found an interesting one.It most likely is, words do have this tendency to get shortened over time.
Pusillanimity, it means cowardice. Now I am curious if this is the origin of why we call someone who is a coward a pussy, other then it being a vulgar word for female genitalia; or is it that pusillanimity is itself derived from the word pussy.
#I probably shouldn't ramble when I am this tired.
Somehow I just know there's a version of that where she holds up a dildo. :VWell, now that you mention it.... (http://tinyurl.com/3t6r5j3)(NSFW)
Lovely. I'm assuming that would've been all the viruses had my PC not already been so laggy that the name loaded before any page content did. :VIt's a site with nothing but a random vid that is a variation of "why would you click that". No viruses or anything of that sort.
And here I was almost hoping you'd oblige that random idea. ;w;(http://i.imgur.com/Y6nwniq.gif)
Dragons shouldn't be cookware anyway. :VWhat about dildos?
I thought it was the other way around, relative to humans. :VSo...dragons are bad at being dildos?
10/10 best pun on this entire forumI thought it was the other way around, relative to humans. :VSo...dragons are bad at being dildos?
http://latining.tumblr.com/post/141567276944/tabletop-gaming-has-a-white-male-terrorism-problem
(http://i.imgur.com/YO0M6VX.jpg)
Oh god.
Not surprised the whole thing reads like bullshit, not to mention the moronic 'white males are the only ones' who can do anything bad" mentality.http://latining.tumblr.com/post/141567276944/tabletop-gaming-has-a-white-male-terrorism-problem
(http://i.imgur.com/YO0M6VX.jpg)
It's been debunked, it's been proven that the bitch posting is an attention whore and literally has no evidence for any of the crazy shit was true, no wounds, marks, or literally anything.
But the scary part is all the sheep that still read this and herald it as truth.
I talked to someone today who legit dud not know Ireland was independent... From Italy. I don't know why he thought Italy controlled Ireland.Italy never conquered Ireland, not even in the days of the Roman Empire, how is it even possible to think that?
It was a setup just for a pun, you provided a almost perfect response for my setup.Oh god.
Blame Caconym for leading that discussion towards dragons and dildos in the first place. :V
It was a setup just for a pun, you provided a almost perfect response for my setup.
Just as planned~It was a setup just for a pun, you provided a almost perfect response for my setup.
And opened the gates to unleash brain-bleaching-demanding snarky responses. ;w;
Whatever, really. I wasn't planning on using it as a self-defense item or anything.That sounds vaguely menacing.
Given how racist my country is slowly becoming I'd probably get away with that.And no-one has ever see all 3 of you in 1 room at the same time, therefore you're Bin Laden AND Chuck Norris.
Also interesting fact, I share a birthday with both Chuck Norris and Osama Bin Laden.
Doesn't that mean that Six is one-third dead now? :VBut you see, Six is a cylon. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_Six_%28Battlestar_Galactica%29) Which means there are many copies (https://youtu.be/GyC0A98k-1s?t=10s), and they possibly have a plan.
make pineapple on pizza illegal.This...this I can get behind.
Fuck you guys, pineapple pizza is delicious!make pineapple on pizza illegal.This...this I can get behind.
Fuck you guys, pineapple pizza is delicious!(http://i.imgur.com/OvG7qXc.png)
Whatever, really. I wasn't planning on using it as a self-defense item or anything.That sounds vaguely menacing.
When you were chatting on the chat about your story(?) where the world was, indeed, "Fucked forever and ever and ever".Whatever, really. I wasn't planning on using it as a self-defense item or anything.That sounds vaguely menacing.
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Also, when did I say that quote in your sig?
Wow Wilson, good memory. Yeah, it was the chat. I was the one talking about story world though and forrest summed it up with "everything is fucked forever and ever and ever."When you were chatting on the chat about your story(?) where the world was, indeed, "Fucked forever and ever and ever".Whatever, really. I wasn't planning on using it as a self-defense item or anything.That sounds vaguely menacing.
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Also, when did I say that quote in your sig?
Looks like we need to get the billy clubs out again so we can beat the heresy out of this heretic.Fuck you guys, pineapple pizza is delicious!make pineapple on pizza illegal.This...this I can get behind.
B-b-but.. H-Hawaiian pizza is delicious. D:Looks like we need to get the billy clubs out again so we can beat the heresy out of this heretic.Fuck you guys, pineapple pizza is delicious!make pineapple on pizza illegal.This...this I can get behind.
Give him a good old fashioned blanket party.
Oh another one huh? Looks like mah pimp hand is gonna get plenty of excersize today.B-b-but.. H-Hawaiian pizza is delicious. D:Looks like we need to get the billy clubs out again so we can beat the heresy out of this heretic.Fuck you guys, pineapple pizza is delicious!make pineapple on pizza illegal.This...this I can get behind.
Give him a good old fashioned blanket party.
B-b-but.. H-Hawaiian pizza is delicious. D:Every single noun and/or verb of that sentence is so horribly horribly wrong.
B-b-but.. H-Hawaiian pizza is delicious. D:
SOMEONE GETS ITB-b-but.. H-Hawaiian pizza is delicious. D:Looks like we need to get the billy clubs out again so we can beat the heresy out of this heretic.Fuck you guys, pineapple pizza is delicious!make pineapple on pizza illegal.This...this I can get behind.
Give him a good old fashioned blanket party.
Black Olives are something I'm undecided about, I mean I guess they're alright but Green Olives really are the way to go.... I hate mushrooms and like pineapple on pizza. Olives are great though.
Also people who hate mushrooms are almost as bad as people who like pineapple on pizza.
I also agree on dragon tasting like crocodile though.
There is no redemption for someone with such horrible tastes in food.Black Olives are something I'm undecided about, I mean I guess they're alright but Green Olives really are the way to go.... I hate mushrooms and like pineapple on pizza. Olives are great though.
Also people who hate mushrooms are almost as bad as people who like pineapple on pizza.
I also agree on dragon tasting like crocodile though.
Truly this is the highest form of heresy I have ever witnessed.There is no redemption for someone with such horrible tastes in food.Black Olives are something I'm undecided about, I mean I guess they're alright but Green Olives really are the way to go.... I hate mushrooms and like pineapple on pizza. Olives are great though.
Also people who hate mushrooms are almost as bad as people who like pineapple on pizza.
I also agree on dragon tasting like crocodile though.
We have this pineapple-lover as an admin. I don't think I can work in this environment. I quit.Truly this is the highest form of heresy I have ever witnessed.There is no redemption for someone with such horrible tastes in food.Black Olives are something I'm undecided about, I mean I guess they're alright but Green Olives really are the way to go.... I hate mushrooms and like pineapple on pizza. Olives are great though.
Also people who hate mushrooms are almost as bad as people who like pineapple on pizza.
I also agree on dragon tasting like crocodile though.
Forget the soap, only a sock with an eight ball in it can fix this.We have this pineapple-lover as an admin. I don't think I can work in this environment. I quit.Truly this is the highest form of heresy I have ever witnessed.There is no redemption for someone with such horrible tastes in food.Black Olives are something I'm undecided about, I mean I guess they're alright but Green Olives really are the way to go.... I hate mushrooms and like pineapple on pizza. Olives are great though.
Also people who hate mushrooms are almost as bad as people who like pineapple on pizza.
I also agree on dragon tasting like crocodile though.
SUDDENLY FUCKING HERESYHNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Oi, silly 'umies! Quit muckin' about and start up da WAAAGH!
They are designed to punish those who like pineapple pizza.FTFY
They also melt flesh on physical contact.
See? Pineapple breasts you can't even grope. Extra heresy, and offensive to Slaanesh as well.(http://i.imgur.com/fWpKqUp.jpg)
That at least is the proper kinda heretical. Thrice as many blowjobs? o3oಠ_ಠ
Not quite pineapple tits...(https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0276/14/1381142321532.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/lFZl3yJ.gif)
Dolphins are insane murder rapists with no conscience and a love of cruelty, I would prefer the shark.
Off current topic and also double posting butThe fuck?
Whoever can draw me the most detailed, beautiful picture of a penis will get sigged, it feels appropriate for the current theme of my sig
Although remember to put it behind a spoiler with a warning, just in case someone is browsing the forum in school.
I'd put this in the draw thread but dick humour feels more appropriate here.
Italian stuff I guessWhat is this crazy heretic speak?
Peregrine ha bisogno di andare in chiesa e di espiare i suoi peccati
Peregrine needs to go to church and to atone for his sins
I wouldn't call that shark girl NSFW dragon. No nudity, and them clothes are not that scant. Fairly tame, all things considered.
Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.I only like ranch on cheese and pepperoni. Other ones don't really fit well with the flavor.. although pineapple and ranch might be a nice balance of sweet and savory.. hmmn. I won't lie, I am a man of odd tastes, and like to try anything to see how the flavors mix together (Often to the displeasure of others :p) . Anyways ranch is more liked on just the crust then the pizza itself.
Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.Are there truly people so depraved as to put salad shit on pizza?
I wouldn't call that shark girl NSFW dragon. No nudity, and them clothes are not that scant. Fairly tame, all things considered.
I spoilered it initially due to regarding it as questionably furry, and plus I have a habit of spoilering large images anyway.
One of you lot added the additional "furry and technically NSFW" disclaimers. ;w;
Bubbadoo apparently. Better throw him in solitary confinement in "the heresy barrel" while perigrin gets let off easy with a simple whipping. I can understand dipping just the crust, it's the whole pizza that is the problem. It's the "slather this disgusting salad dressing all over this perfectly good pizza" that is the real issue. Almost everyone in my highschool did this shit. Fuckers would drown their pizza in salad dressing like they were starving and the only way to get all the nutrients they needed was to eat all the food all at once. They didn't dip the shit. They would just dump it on the pizza like fucking pigs.Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.Are there truly people so depraved as to put salad shit on pizza?
Eat the pizza plain, melt butter with garlic powder for the crust if I feel like, but usually just eat it all plain.That's some good stuff perigrin. Garlic butter on pizza crust is almost expected by myself. I'm gonna mark your whipping down to a light paddling for your show of good taste in crust.
Lessons learned today:damn right.
1. Just because you can cut a satellite dish with tin snips, doesn't mean you should.
2. Hemming sheet metal is fucking tedious.
So, honestly, I'm looking at the other revolvers in the same inventory as the old .38 I was looking at, and I'm pretty interested in the North American Arms one. It's interchangeable between .22 Magnum and Long Rifle, and apparently the Speer .22 Magnum Short Barrel Gold Dot Hollow Points have pretty good stopping power for their size.Get a webley .557. The choice of necromancers to end the existence of failed experiments everywhere.
Webley revolvers are pretty great. But most of them are antiques. And antiques are expensive.I just thought it would be humorous the recommend you get one of the biggest handguns ever produced when you were mostly talking about getting smaller caliber guns.
Also, lesson 3: holy fucking SHIT hammering a hem is easier when you use a rubber mallet as an anvil.It's also much easier when you heat the metal prior to hammering it :P. Take your time with the metal dragon. Gotta treat the metal like a Swedish lady. Forceful, yet gentle.
Ew no, I don't slather ranch on my pizza. That is too much ranch and ruins a perfectly good pizza. No, I just occasionally dip pizza in ranch dressing. Not much though, and only if it is my dad's homemade ranch, that shit is delicious.Bubbadoo apparently. Better throw him in solitary confinement in "the heresy barrel" while perigrin gets let off easy with a simple whipping. I can understand dipping just the crust, it's the whole pizza that is the problem. It's the "slather this disgusting salad dressing all over this perfectly good pizza" that is the real issue. Almost everyone in my highschool did this shit. Fuckers would drown their pizza in salad dressing like they were starving and the only way to get all the nutrients they needed was to eat all the food all at once. They didn't dip the shit. They would just dump it on the pizza like fucking pigs.Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.Are there truly people so depraved as to put salad shit on pizza?
Oh, and some belated derp. I kinda gave up on that project thanks to lesson 4: There is a reason fully arm-covering bracers tend to be two-piece rather than one piece. -_-Don't give up! give post pics of what you have so far?
Pizza, guns and forging arm guards.
Welcome to Utterly Mad.
Don't give up! give post pics of what you have so far?
We went from pizza with pineapples, to Heretics, and finally to guns.Well that's just natural progression.
We went from pizza with pineapples, to Heretics, and finally to guns.Well that's just natural progression.
Pineapple on pizza is heresy, therefore people who like are heretics and what do we do with heretics?
And feed 'em to the dolphin tits.We went from pizza with pineapples, to Heretics, and finally to guns.Well that's just natural progression.
Pineapple on pizza is heresy, therefore people who like are heretics and what do we do with heretics?
We put them on pizza? o3o
In the grim darkness of the future, there are only anchovies.Well at least there's no pineapple...
Oi, the BFR puts the Rhino to shame. It can be chambered in .45-70 and .444 Marlin. Those are actual high-powered big game rifle rounds. Shit's crazy.I suggested the Rhino simply because it looks fucking ridiculous
The BAR is amazing. Dream gun material indeed.
Here's a more sane gun:Oh yes, the pepperbox. The very peak of sanity. You never know if it's going to fire one barrel, some of the barrels, or all of the barrels with a single pull of the trigger. Truly the most sane of the "wild card" pistols.
(http://i.imgur.com/i6NLkLy.jpg)
Then of course there is the Mateba 6 unica autorevolver. A gun that fires from the bottom of the cylinder instead of the top and is very close to something you would see in borderlands, except with wood instead of neon painted metal. Warning, big image.
I have no idea what this thing even is:I believe it's called
(http://i.imgur.com/fdPVUKx.jpg)
So I just got some fantastic news.A friend of my family has one of these devices because she has parkinsons. In her own words, "It gave her her life back." It's basically a pace maker or an electric regulator for your brain.
I have a family history, as well as a few of the early warning signs of Parkinsons Disease, however I've just found out they've recently found a way to "fix" it that nobody has ever done before, it still involves brain surgery and having a battery attached to you all the time but by the time it ever effects me properly it should be fixable. So now that's one less thing I have to worry about.
Although family history and warning signs considered, they're no guarantee that I'll ever actually end up with the disease since the warning signs could be from various other things, but it's nice to know that it'll be alright if it does end up being that bad.
I only ever eat Totinos pizza rolls anyways.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3VtpScHOrc
And, speaking of pizza, I like sausage and onion pizzas. That shit is like the best two toppings.A respectable combination. Have you tried bacon and chicken? It's decent with either the standard red sauce or that garlic white sauce.
Quorn chicken on pizza is some amazing shit, assuming you like Quorn chicken since it doesn't quite taste like the real stuff but it's good in its own way.Quorn sounds a lot like... KHORNE! SIX IS A HERETIC! GET HIM!!
No such thing, I serve the Pizza Inquisition with my life.We must test your devotion to the Pizza inquisition!
What is happening?(https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0276/14/1381142321532.jpg)
Trick question, they're all heresey and no heresey is more or less acceptable.No such thing, I serve the Pizza Inquisition with my life.We must test your devotion to the Pizza inquisition!
Arrange the following images of pizza's from most to least heretical:
Technically the pizza pineapple isn't a pineapple pizza, it's a normal pizza shaped like a pineapple. So that is the least heretical. As shapes are harmless, unless you beat someone to death with it.
Then it would be beautiful.Technically the pizza pineapple isn't a pineapple pizza, it's a normal pizza shaped like a pineapple. So that is the least heretical. As shapes are harmless, unless you beat someone to death with it.
What if it was baked into the shape of the mark of Slaanesh?
Not heresy, but certainly negative in the eyes of the pizza emperor.
Madness, build a scaled-down Abrams (or maybe a Merkava) complete with adorable tiny main gun.I was actually thinking about sizing the main gun so it can fire Nerf footballs (the ones with fins on them) as "anti-tank" shells to eliminate enemy vehicles as per field rules, and then just attaching a standard airsoft M16 alongside to act as the coaxial machine-gun. Or, making shells of the same diameter as the Nerf round, put a plastic wad into the new shell, and fill the wad with pellets to make that round work like canister shot.
Or go halfway and build a WWI tank.Considering that most WWI tanks generally had the engine sitting in the same compartment as the crew, I don't think I'd want to do that. Plus, the lack of a turreted main gun seems less entertaining IMO.
Complete with cast iron German trench armor.
Madness, build a scaled-down Abrams (or maybe a Merkava) complete with adorable tiny main gun.I was actually thinking about sizing the main gun so it can fire Nerf footballs (the ones with fins on them) as "anti-tank" shells to eliminate enemy vehicles as per field rules, and then just attaching a standard airsoft M16 alongside to act as the coaxial machine-gun. Or, making shells of the same diameter as the Nerf round, put a plastic wad into the new shell, and fill the wad with pellets to make that round work like canister shot.
Yes, I am aiming for a very ambitious project.Or go halfway and build a WWI tank.Considering that most WWI tanks generally had the engine sitting in the same compartment as the crew, I don't think I'd want to do that. Plus, the lack of a turreted main gun seems less entertaining IMO.
Complete with cast iron German trench armor.
But hey, the cast iron trench armor is still a possibility, right? :|Uhhhhh. Trench armor, possibly. Cast iron? Probably not, since it's a real pain in the ass to keep unrusted, and it'd be too heavy and obscenely expensive for something as simple and silly as an airsoft tank. The heaviest "armor" I would go with is probably plywood around a steel frame, since plywood is cheap, far easier to work with, and doesn't rust. I'm protecting the crew from BBs, not (real) HEAT rounds. :P
But hey, the cast iron trench armor is still a possibility, right? :|Uhhhhh. Trench armor, possibly. Cast iron? Probably not, since it's a real pain in the ass to keep unrusted, and it'd be too heavy and obscenely expensive for something as simple and silly as an airsoft tank. The heaviest "armor" I would go with is probably plywood around a steel frame, since plywood is cheap, far easier to work with, and doesn't rust. I'm protecting the crew from BBs, not (real) HEAT rounds. :P
The Renault had a turret, a separated engine, and was cute as hell. Is nice. Would be funny.
Complete with a little commissar wielding a mini nerf sword?Badsniper could be the commissar.
If we're going back to heretical subjects, do not tempt me or I'll bring up dolphintits again, with a side order of sharktits. :V(http://i.imgur.com/stTBivP.gif)
Hotdog pizza crust?The emperor of HERESY perhaps!
Truly it must have been devised by The Emperor Himself.
Was expecting sharktits, but not a shark with sharktits.
Hotdog Pizza crust is the least heretical thing I've ever heard of, truly us mortals cannot understand the divine plans of one such as The Emperor Himself.
Tzeetch.Was expecting sharktits, but not a shark with sharktits.
No one expects the shark-sharktit (shark2tit?) inquisition.Hotdog Pizza crust is the least heretical thing I've ever heard of, truly us mortals cannot understand the divine plans of one such as The Emperor Himself.
Clearly this is a plot by Tzneach or however it's spelled to make the Pizza Inquisition implode.
I've been redirecting this thread back to the topic of pizza/heresy whenever it appeared to be drifting away from these two subjects.
What's that dragon? You like pineapple on pizza? But dragon thats...I've been redirecting this thread back to the topic of pizza/heresy whenever it appeared to be drifting away from these two subjects.You're gonna get moar sharktits if you keep railroading the thread. o3o
Now if you want something less heretical, I found this:Sounds to me like your trying to justify HERESY!
(http://cdnimg.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/hot-dog-bites-pizza.jpg?cfaea8)
How is this alright? Because it's a pizza that comes with hotdogs, more specifically, pigs-in-a-blanket, and by "comes with" I mean that while they may be wrapped in the crust of the pizza, they are not actually ON the pizza, and so are not heretical. I don't like mustard though, but at least it isn't on the pizza. Not really a fan of the "pretzel" crust either.
I've been redirecting this thread back to the topic of pizza/heresy whenever it appeared to be drifting away from these two subjects.
ALL MEMBERS SHALL BE BANNED, THE FORUM MUST BE DESTROYED.Calm down The Almighty Granola Bar/ka101!
NO GRANOLA BAR! NO!ALL MEMBERS SHALL BE BANNED, THE FORUM MUST BE DESTROYED.Calm down The Almighty Granola Bar/Zoidberg!
What. So it's The Almighty Granola Bar and...what's the other one? :VKa1o1 where the o is 0, it becomes ka101.
Okay, I should've said relative, singular. :VBecause you murdered the rest, right?
Okay, I should've said relative, singular. :VBecause you murdered the rest, right?
Now that's not heresy, that's just rude. I'm sure we could trump up some charges though.Okay, I should've said relative, singular. :VBecause you murdered the rest, right?
Nein, because at least one of them tends to stay home and causes trouble anytime he's out and about with us. :V
I have a new profile pic now.
Yay.
IA IA the goat with a million young!
I wouldn't say "new" considering you've had sans as an avatar before. This one is animated though.*crit1kal voice*
Eating pizza with a knife and fork.
Calm down. I wasn't shitting on you for your avatar, but goddamn I will shit on you for using the comic sans font. Speaking of comic sans, it was the universal symbol of unprofessionalism and their was a time when using it meant you were some kind of slow witted derpling. Until undertale came out that is, and it suddenly saw a surge in popularity.I wouldn't say "new" considering you've had sans as an avatar before. This one is animated though.*crit1kal voice*
welp, better go fuck myself then
Please tell me those are shitty computer-generated subtitles.They are! Shitty auto-caption is sometimes hilarious.
You do realize I wasn't being serious, right? I was making a bullshit critikal quote.Calm down. I wasn't shitting on you for your avatar, but goddamn I will shit on you for using the comic sans font. Speaking of comic sans, it was the universal symbol of unprofessionalism and their was a time when using it meant you were some kind of slow witted derpling. Until undertale came out that is, and it suddenly saw a surge in popularity.I wouldn't say "new" considering you've had sans as an avatar before. This one is animated though.*crit1kal voice*
welp, better go fuck myself then
It is weird as hell to be eating something that is designed to be eaten with your hands. I guess it could be a minor heresy. (The punishment for major and minor heresy are exactly the same.)
What is critikal? I can't realize something is something if I don't know the source material. Besides, such nuance is completely lost in text. :DYou do realize I wasn't being serious, right? I was making a bullshit critikal quote.Calm down. I wasn't shitting on you for your avatar, but goddamn I will shit on you for using the comic sans font. Speaking of comic sans, it was the universal symbol of unprofessionalism and their was a time when using it meant you were some kind of slow witted derpling. Until undertale came out that is, and it suddenly saw a surge in popularity.I wouldn't say "new" considering you've had sans as an avatar before. This one is animated though.*crit1kal voice*
welp, better go fuck myself then
It is weird as hell to be eating something that is designed to be eaten with your hands. I guess it could be a minor heresy. (The punishment for major and minor heresy are exactly the same.)
I actually forgot about the forum, the last few months has basically been me doing Youtube, school, and loudly Sixposting on twitter.
How's everyone been? RPs finally die, I'd offer to revitalize that but after the past few times to revive it has proven to be a massive waste of time.
A parade towing a 50 foot tall statue of AJ rolls through LMP
The Memelord has returned
This thread needs shoggoths. T̞e͎̫̺̺̳̤k̩͢e̷͉l̺̺i̶̮̼̠̱̫-̣͕̫͔̫͙l̨̯i̴͓͍̪̗.Don't startle me like that. I thought for a moment "bitey" had escaped his circle.
Oh but they do bite my dear random dragon. They bite with so many mouths all at once. They scream and they gibber and they bite. They goop too, to be sure, but mostly so they can bite.
My hands are suffering an allergic reaction and are chapped to hell. Life is pain kill me.
I think you should just make a job out of talking about memes.
I think you should just make a job out of talking about memes.
A meme commentator. A commemetator?
Memes are the future. A new source of power.
You're supposed to butter butts though. :Vbut butter toasted genitals is where it is at
A meme even older than The Moosening? Maximum heresy.Yep, one of the few things that has been passed on from Whales Dev, which is a good thing.
A wild ninja appears! It teleports away.
TITS
Its a conversation starter. I move that all but 2 sexual preferences agree that tits are great.
It doesn't matter if you are all about them hips, tits are still nice. And, if Fur Affinity is anything to go by, dragons have tits :P.Its a conversation starter. I move that all but 2 sexual preferences agree that tits are great.
And what if you're all about them hips? owo
Or a dragon I guess. Hard to enjoy mammalian features when your females typically lack them. Then again, that would explain the concept of half-dragons quite adequately...
I have no real fetishes to begin with beyond furries.
Dragons are also heresey, unless you can tame them and ride them into battle.
To start with; Hips > Absolutely everything elseIs urged to post a picture of him in a dress now.
Bubbadoo is the manlinest man and has six new girlfriends every day.
To start with; Hips > Absolutely everything elseIs urged to post a picture of him in a dress now.
Bubbadoo is the manlinest man and has six new girlfriends every day.
To start with; Hips > Absolutely everything elseIs urged to post a picture of him in a dress now.
Bubbadoo is the manlinest man and has six new girlfriends every day.
Now we need Rule 63 of Bubbadoo instead. o3o
My cat is just sat on me and he has been for the past four hours please send help.
FTFY!My cat is just sat on me and he has been for the past four hours please send help.
Give him bellyrubs. That will make him murder the shit outta you. And then leave.
Am I that one weirdo that likes small boobs? D-cup seems too big.I remember a particularly lazy cat who was also enamoured by small breasts IIRC
You made me cry
I did all 3.
You made me cry
I'm not sure whether to laugh, cry, or facepalm.
Well, I got home way too late, am doing a thing and staying up way too late, and since I'm the only one that posts in the gaming section at the moment, have some Doom modding derp.
Its a hell of a thing. It makes me want to throw them into some certain Russian flora.Well, I got home way too late, am doing a thing and staying up way too late, and since I'm the only one that posts in the gaming section at the moment, have some Doom modding derp.
Havn't had anything to talk about, so I havn't gone in for a few days. though...
Oh, that sight perigrin. I'm not any of those things and I cringed a bit. Also the color burns my eyes.
Ads are fucking annoying on most sites but people who use adblock on YouTube are shitlords, unless you just forget to turn it off
Fuck the ad revenue. I'd rather not have my PC grind to a halt because the shitty ads are eating it's memory, forcing the browser to crash after five minutes. I got really sick of seeing meaningless dog shit interrupting what I was looking at. Mostly political ads at the time.
I have Adblock because I honestly don't want to listen to the same unskippable minute long ad or the unskippable thirty second long ad about the fucking EU referendum.Stop being fucking twelve then and go and vote damnit
YouTube I'm like twelve I can't even vote
I have Adblock because I honestly don't want to listen to the same unskippable minute long ad or the unskippable thirty second long ad about the fucking EU referendum.Stop being fucking twelve then and go and vote damnit
YouTube I'm like twelve I can't even vote
Anarchy? Eh, accuracy is overrated anyway :pI have Adblock because I honestly don't want to listen to the same unskippable minute long ad or the unskippable thirty second long ad about the fucking EU referendum.Stop being fucking twelve then and go and vote damnit
YouTube I'm like twelve I can't even vote
Don't look at me, I'm votin' anarchist. o3o
You mean Trump right?I have Adblock because I honestly don't want to listen to the same unskippable minute long ad or the unskippable thirty second long ad about the fucking EU referendum.Stop being fucking twelve then and go and vote damnit
YouTube I'm like twelve I can't even vote
Don't look at me, I'm votin' anarchist. o3o
You mean Trump right?
But it would cause some anarchy!You mean Trump right?
No, that would be votin' corporate. :V
FTFYBut it would cause some racismYou mean Trump right?
No, that would be votin' corporate. :V
FTFY x2FTFYBut it would cause some built walls and small loans of a million dollars.You mean Trump right?
No, that would be votin' corporate. :V
My printer is possessed by the fucking Elder Gods or some other Eldritch entity
Your printer is possessed by the ghost of a Welshman.Welsh writing is about as comprehensible as a Glasgow native after the second bottle of whiskey.
Your printer is possessed by the ghost of a Welshman.Welsh are Eldritch-abomination sheep-shaggers.
(http://i.imgur.com/K902zOi.png)At last, a bathroom I can use after that terrible accident left me with a dick the size of a baby
Once upon a highschool time, I made an ad for a product to cure erectile dysfunction. It was just a picture of a guy with a Y shaped stick holding his junk up with the slogan "prop it up!" written underneath it.
And I thought conspiracy cats always land on their feet?but unlike random dragons, they lack the ability to fly and the ability to safely land from miles in the air.
Conspiracy cats however have six hundred and sixty six lives though, and evolutionary defence against being assassinated for knowing classified government information.And I thought conspiracy cats always land on their feet?but unlike random dragons, they lack the ability to fly and the ability to safely land from miles in the air.
They may land on their feet but their feet can't negate impact completely.
but unlike random dragons, they lack the ability to fly and the ability to safely land from miles in the air.
They may land on their feet but their feet can't negate impact completely.
Fair point, but isn't a dragon that is unable to fly be classed as a drake instead?but unlike random dragons, they lack the ability to fly and the ability to safely land from miles in the air.
They may land on their feet but their feet can't negate impact completely.
If I was a fully random dragon, wouldn't my wings have a chance of not working? D:
Fair point, but isn't a dragon that is unable to fly be classed as a drake instead?
Nuh, drake is a wingless dragon. Like a wyvern is a smaller dragon with no arms, just wings and hindlegs. It's just another classification of a fantasy creature. :pA wyvern is more like a giant, venomous, scaley chicken that can fly. Also more animalish than a dragon. Go ahead and call a dragon a wyvern or make any implication that the two are similar, dragons will push your shit in. I'm surprised random_dragon hasn't taken offense at this lumping him together with such a base creature.
A wyvern is more like a giant, venomous, scaley chicken that can fly. Also more animalish than a dragon. Go ahead and call a dragon a wyvern or make any implication that the two are similar, dragons will push your shit in. I'm surprised random_dragon hasn't taken offense at this lumping him together with such a base creature.He is a random dragon so its random whether or not h e takes offense to it or not.
Is dragonism the next feminism?
Nuh, drake is a wingless dragon. Like a wyvern is a smaller dragon with no arms, just wings and hindlegs. It's just another classification of a fantasy creature. :p
Yeah, you dragonist. Check your privilege.Nuh, drake is a wingless dragon. Like a wyvern is a smaller dragon with no arms, just wings and hindlegs. It's just another classification of a fantasy creature. :p
I oughta eat you for missing the joke. >.o
Well I went out drinking last night and apparently I had a really bad panic attack and severely disassociated and nearly got stabbed to death by a Mexican guy, but I'm okay now and that's all that matters.Jesus. Panic attacks suck man, and drinking while having one probably made the situation worse. I have had panic attacks before, sucks. Also, you are now the second person I know to get stabbed/nearly stabbed by a Mexican while drinking.
Moral of the story is never go out drinking in Liverpool.
Also, you are now the second person I know to get stabbed/nearly stabbed by a Mexican while drinking.This is why the world needs Trump and his Wall.
I managed to sleep but I'm hungover af
I thought of starting my own AMA and calling it "Look at my dick; another cart on the bandwagon."
I thought of starting my own AMA and calling it "Look at my dick; another cart on the bandwagon."Do it, Lorknis needs to know
http://www.arizonacustomknives.com/product.aspx?ProductID=134341&ReturnUrl=/AGA-Campolin.aspx?product-listing.aspxYou should stab someone for it!
AhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CURSE THIS PRICE TAG. MY KNIFE-COLLECTING FERVOR IS EATING ME UP INSIDE THE MORE I STARE AT THIS PIECE OF ART.
A sexy bowie knife(http://img09.deviantart.net/4aef/i/2013/032/2/b/david_bowie_knife_by_captain0marauding-d5ti4y3.jpg)
What is this technicolor monstrosity that some heretic turned a proper knife into? D:It's a David Bowie knife, I was making a joke ya' nerd.
...doh. ;w;Haha, it's fiiiiiine.
Haha, it's fiiiiiine.
*hugs*
Butbuttbut. Why not a sexy bowie knife? D:BECAUSE I ALREADY OWN TWO
RIP in pieces British economy!It'll recover, maybe.
Nah mate, shits well fucked the UK is likely to splinter with the like of independent Scotland and possible unified Ireland(however unlikely that would be), and Wales when they realise how fucked they are without the EU despite voting to leave.RIP in pieces British economy!It'll recover, maybe.
It was still a dumb thing to do and unfortunately a lot of it was fueled by ignorance and racism.
æQue carajo? What did I miss? >.oDo you not know of the Brexit (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=brexit&l=1)Sounds like a shitty cereal brand?
I am the last to hear of things as usual. :VActually I was on the same boat as you until I saw conspiricat's posts about it. I had been hearing a lot of references to it, not quite saying what was happening, but something in the UK. The problem was I had no idea what to put in the search query to look more into the matter, so thanks Cacodemonym. Not so subtle nickname coming from a guy with a bunch of Doom gifs in his sig. :3
Caconym confirmed for one-eyed floaty pumpkin. D:http://www.dramabutton.com/
The idea of someone draining my blood...
*shudder
Ya did good.
I, uh, can see the super sekret admin board.The admin bored and not the moderator board right?
Guessing that's not subposed to happen.
moderator, admin, same thing. psssh. But yeah, i see it and i dont know why...Wilson, moderator and admin are not the same thing.
I am saddragon, I can't see any such thing anywhere. Is it because I'm the forum's FNG?Wilson is not a moderator, he shouldn't be seeing it in the first place.
The real conspiracy is if there's a super extra secret board you only get access to after you hit 3000 posts.That is gonna' take a lot of Sixposting to get to that amount.
But there isn't.
(http://i.imgur.com/Jy5l776.gif)The real conspiracy is if there's a super extra secret board you only get access to after you hit 3000 posts.That is gonna' take a lot of Sixposting to get to that amount.
But there isn't.
It was because you joined the Postcount Generalissimo group after you hit 1500 posts, for some reason the group gave you access to the mod board. I've fixed it now.
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News:
Hawaiian Pizza is 10/10
So when do I get a new entry mocking me? ;w;You do, but good luck finding it amongst the 1200 news entries.
It is terrifying. Now if only I knew how to binge-read the news entries...Ctrl + R, look at the news, repeat, hope to not get the same one.
Let me guess, it's fulla sharktits?Nah man, loadsa shark dick, courtesy of moi.
with the rate of activity on the discord server it's just going to end up with as a log of me saying 'shit I clicked on the wrong chanel...I need the brain bleach now.'Hey, it's not as bad as some of the shit that is hidden in the Abyss.. eugh.
Nah man, loadsa shark dick, courtesy of moi.
And this is why I'm only mod of the Creative section and not anything else. None of that shit is my problem.with the rate of activity on the discord server it's just going to end up with as a log of me saying 'shit I clicked on the wrong chanel...I need the brain bleach now.'Hey, it's not as bad as some of the shit that is hidden in the Abyss.. eugh.
Yeah, but eventually it's gonna reach over from it's section into yours to try and touch your butt, and then it's just gonna be weird.And this is why I'm only mod of the Creative section and not anything else. None of that shit is my problem.with the rate of activity on the discord server it's just going to end up with as a log of me saying 'shit I clicked on the wrong chanel...I need the brain bleach now.'Hey, it's not as bad as some of the shit that is hidden in the Abyss.. eugh.
and where appropriate according to the rules it'll get the 'that aint happening here' hammer/ get removed. If you want gore pics keep them in Abyss please.Yeah, but eventually it's gonna reach over from it's section into yours to try and touch your butt, and then it's just gonna be weird.And this is why I'm only mod of the Creative section and not anything else. None of that shit is my problem.with the rate of activity on the discord server it's just going to end up with as a log of me saying 'shit I clicked on the wrong chanel...I need the brain bleach now.'Hey, it's not as bad as some of the shit that is hidden in the Abyss.. eugh.
Yeah, but eventually it's gonna reach over from it's section into yours to try and touch your butt, and then it's just gonna be weird.
Totally called it. Also, took me long enough to see a new entry mocking me. o3oIf there is, I have not seen it.
It the RNG drunk, or does the news commissar have an option to set the RNG weight for news entries? Because it seems like certain ones occur vastly more often than others.
(https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10206002192482085&set=a.1390295365612.2052275.1478956050&type=3)
This is the face of a man with no qualms about spamming the discord #nsfw channel with shark dick.
Interestingly enough, being 70% sugar, I am in fact googirl soluble.Did someone say... goo-girl?
Interestingly enough, being 70% sugar, I am in fact googirl soluble.Did someone say... goo-girl?
Mmm how sexy.
I see the data-eating DOOM GIFs in Bubba's sig have multiplied.Yeah I can see having so many GIFs being a bit unnecessary. Personally some of the larger sigs are annoying just because it breaks up the pace at which I can read posts, but whatever.
I once opened a thread Bubba had posted in while using my mobile internet, 1GB of data gone before I realised what it was. Never again.
Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!Ooh, good one...
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable, Bubba's is fine. Though Caconym's does almost reach the point of unreasonable.SIGS FOR THE SIG GOD, QUOTES FOR THE QUOTE THRONE!
One day I'm going to make my sig so incredibly unreasonably long.
Ooh, good one...
...
one moment.
Just quote every post I've ever made, all 1600 of them.Well your already in my sig 3 times, may as well add the remaining 1597.
I might just start quoting myself, I'm fucking hilarious tbh, everything I say is absolute gold.Yeah, we need a new thread by the name of "Shit Six Says." It'd be a absolute comedy gold mine with the stuff our wittiest toaster says.
sarcasm
I might just start quoting myself, I'm fucking hilarious tbh, everything I say is absolute gold.
sarcasm
the stuff our wittiest toaster says.The toasters have achieved sentience, the revolution has begun.
It's my birthday today, I went out to a cabin with some friends. One of them got me a shotgun, for some reason.Time to get started on your List then?
It's my birthday today, I went out to a cabin with some friends. One of them got me a shotgun, for some reason.I thought that was going to get darker. In fact, it should have been darker. Here... I'll fix that for you.
It's my birthday today, I went out to a cabin with some friends. One of them got me a shotgun. After a of drinking, one of my friends asked if I was ready to try it out. They led me around the back of the cabin where we had the prey caged up. My buddy popped the lock on the first cage and let out a fat nerd in the battlestar galactica tshirt. Had to taze him to get him moving instead of shouting about how "we couldn't do this to him." Once he was out of sight, we let the dogs loose and started the first hunt of the day. Best birthday ever. We are gonna release the next one in half an hour.
what
that's whatIt's my birthday today, I went out to a cabin with some friends. One of them got me a shotgun, for some reason.I thought that was going to get darker. In fact, it should have been darker. Here... I'll fix that for you.It's my birthday today, I went out to a cabin with some friends. One of them got me a shotgun. After a of drinking, one of my friends asked if I was ready to try it out. They led me around the back of the cabin where we had the prey caged up. My buddy popped the lock on the first cage and let out a fat nerd in the battlestar galactica tshirt. Had to taze him to get him moving instead of shouting about how "we couldn't do this to him." Once he was out of sight, we let the dogs loose and started the first hunt of the day. Best birthday ever. We are gonna release the next one in half an hour.
Enjoy hunting the most dangerous of game Wilson! Happy birthday.
whatIt's ok Wilson, I don't think anyone here is going to judge you or your friends for caging up suburbanites like filthy animals and then releasing them into the woods to hunt at your leisure. Seems like a good way to spend a birthday. Just don't let them get the upper hand on you or your friends. They might try to take your gun, and that would be no good. You know what happened last time...
Salt is clearly off his/her/hir meds. D:That or took the wrong pillsagain.
Remove kebab. *muffled Serbian accordion in the distance*FTFY
Yes, thank you for ruining the joke by explaining what meme I was referencing there. Now take that crap back to the corruption thread. D:I am forever going to ruin all your jokes.
Six x Random OTPSix x Whoever buys me flowers OTP
So... your a slut for flowers?Six x Random OTPSix x Whoever buys me flowers OTP
So if I give Six a goat reincarnated as a psychotic flower...You'd bang.
So if I give Six a goat reincarnated as a psychotic flower...I'd let you do the "secret stuff"
(https://media.giphy.com/media/cKiclfE45nViE/giphy.gif)I am with him, what the actual?
...What the actual fuck...For once I agree with the voice of reason, what the fuck is going on in this thread?
Well it was bound to happen eventually. Seeing how this thread is going do we want another thread for somewhat more serious discussion about... well just things in general?...What the actual fuck...For once I agree with the voice of reason, what the fuck is going on in this thread?
Well, I know what will bring the seriousness back.
I'm going to be a father. If she decides to keep it.
Remove derpcat. [muffled Serbian accordion music in the distance]What? Serbian film?
Well, I know what will bring the seriousness back.Must... Enforce... Proper... Social... Conventions...
I'm going to be a father. If she decides to keep it.
Remove derpcat. [muffled Serbian accordion music in the distance]What? Serbian film?
No I know what you meant. But Serbian film was the first thing to come into my mind. Let's not discuss it or this really will turn into a cringe thread. Especially considering sixes recent revelation.Remove derpcat. [muffled Serbian accordion music in the distance]What? Serbian film?
Do I seriously have to explain the "remove kebab" and "[Muffled X in the distance]" memes? :V
Do I even want to know?No. No you don't. Lets just say even I was a bit put off.
Well, I know what will bring the seriousness back.Well holy shit. Uh... Not sure what to say to be honest
I'm going to be a father. If she decides to keep it.
Well, I know what will bring the seriousness back.Um...Yeah I don't know what to say here really. Congratulations? I seriously don't know.
I'm going to be a father. If she decides to keep it.
So, Six is pregnant now? o3oSuch a shame too, ruining that body of hers (http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tricia_helfer_2.jpg) with a baby.
I'm not pregnant, probably.
(http://i.imgur.com/V9kfjnE.jpg)I'm not pregnant, probably.
We can fix that. :V
Caconym confirmed for mpreg fan. :VJunior is his favourite film.
Ahh let me just check LMP and....
What the fuck.
I just wanted an absurd number of question marks.
...*pours bleach on eyes* why do we have that discord channel? WHY DO WE HAVE IT??????????????????????????????????????????????????????I made the lewd channel to contain the shark, lest it overwhelm us all.
I made the lewd channel to contain the shark, lest it overwhelm us all.
What the fuck is going on with this forum anyway, the madness is leaking.It's called "Utterly mad" dood, not "Utterly mellow."
Hell, that reminds me. Did the first people that started this forum come from the same salt-inducing forum I did, or does this predate the ancient CDDA forum saltenings? :VWe all came from the dead-sea forum.
We all came from the dead-sea forum.
This whole forum exists because of mod(s) on the other forum going a little power-mad. Very few here did not come from there, certainly most/all(?) the regulars here are.We all came from the dead-sea forum.
You did, I did, Flame did, it looks like Perigrin did, Zawisa Czarny did...no idea about Six and Salt though. I would feel weird if a quiet little RP forum just randomly got taken over by refugees from another derp forum, so whee. :V
So you got wood? o3oooh la la
Now to steer the subject to a slightly less salty question. Um...am I the only one of us here that was a contributor to the game, rather than just a forumite?
i appreciate your contribution, saltmummy. you increased muh immurshuns tenfold.I don't know if your srs or sarcastic, but either way you are welcome. I'm just salty about the clam trap stuff. ._.
I contributed to cataclysm in a very small way. Take a look at the fish next time you decide to pop open cataclysm, I wrote their descriptions. They didn't have any description beyond "This is a salmon" before I got through with them. I also added lobsters and non-giant crayfish. I wanted to expand into a mod that allowed the capturing/farming of clams, but no one would tell me where to find the code for traps. The closest I got was rivet telling me to "check the github." So I said fuck it and gave up.
Been unsalting myself a bit, yes. I'd look more civil if the forum didn't censor a certain dev's name into absurdity. :VIt seemed humorous at the time.
It still is.Been unsalting myself a bit, yes. I'd look more civil if the forum didn't censor a certain dev's name into absurdity. :VIt seemed humorous at the time.
So what happens if we get a forumite named The Almighty Granola Bar? :VFTFY :P
So what happens if we get a forumite named Ke vin? :VThey will be Granola Bar junior. Or we'll have to edit the censor thing to not be so funny anymore. One of those.
On one hand it's censorship, on the other it's quite funny it should definitely stay.
Well, The Almighty Granola Bar still sort of insists that there was no purge, everyone left willinglyWhich is technically correct, in most cases.
Well, The Almighty Granola Bar still sort of insists that there was no purge, everyone left willinglyWhich is technically correct, in most cases.
Sure there were a few ban here and there but most left because they had enough of that shit.Well, The Almighty Granola Bar still sort of insists that there was no purge, everyone left willinglyWhich is technically correct, in most cases.
Is it? There's alot of banned names on there. I get why some of you got kicked out (no offense, tensions were just a little high), but AJ in particular puzzles me since I don't remember him ever even trying to provoke the mods and staying pretty lighthearted about the whole thing.
The other thing that makes me chuckle a little bit is that if you look at what people are browsing at any given time in the day, there's always at least two or three guests looking at one of the profiles of someone involved, or one of the many salt threads. Apparently it's more interesting than most of the other stuff over there.Something similar used to be the case with the Lazycat Saga, always guests looking at the thread about him.
Couple of things, first being that a lot of us were banned, at least half if I recall correctly. I left because I realized that they had the right to determine what they wanted and didn't want on their forum, and I found some of what they didn't want morally objectionable (as in, no exclusion for creative works from the censoring). I even fucking apologized to everyone there. I think AJ and myself just deleted our accounts, his reason I don't know but mine was it gave me less reason to post as I knew I wouldn't go and make a new account to continue arguing.Well, The Almighty Granola Bar still sort of insists that there was no purge, everyone left willinglyWhich is technically correct, in most cases.
Is it? There's alot of banned names on there. I get why some of you got kicked out (no offense, tensions were just a little high), but AJ in particular puzzles me since I don't remember him ever even trying to provoke the mods and staying pretty lighthearted about the whole thing.
The other thing that makes me chuckle a little bit is that if you look at what people are browsing at any given time in the day, there's always at least two or three guests looking at one of the profiles of someone involved, or one of the many salt threads. Apparently it's more interesting than most of the other stuff over there.
For now, have some more derp.GOD DAMN IT ENGLAND, WE FUCKIGN TOLD YOU WHAT NOT TO DO!
(http://i.imgur.com/2hx99M6.jpg)
Now where'd I find that imgur album full of derpy flag edits...there we go.
Oh good god the image size. D:
The posts in here get even more questionable every day.Seigelion: The only mod that actually has ever done any moderating or actual admin work.
Also the Zoidberg and The Almighty Granola Bar censors weren't even an April fools day thing, I did it in the middle of a thread where people were being salty about it and it derailed the entire conversation. My most effective mod work yet.
Couple of things, first being that a lot of us were banned, at least half if I recall correctly. I left because I realized that they had the right to determine what they wanted and didn't want on their forum, and I found some of what they didn't want morally objectionable (as in, no exclusion for creative works from the censoring). I even fucking apologized to everyone there. I think AJ and myself just deleted our accounts, his reason I don't know but mine was it gave me less reason to post as I knew I wouldn't go and make a new account to continue arguing.Well, The Almighty Granola Bar still sort of insists that there was no purge, everyone left willinglyWhich is technically correct, in most cases.
Is it? There's alot of banned names on there. I get why some of you got kicked out (no offense, tensions were just a little high), but AJ in particular puzzles me since I don't remember him ever even trying to provoke the mods and staying pretty lighthearted about the whole thing.
The other thing that makes me chuckle a little bit is that if you look at what people are browsing at any given time in the day, there's always at least two or three guests looking at one of the profiles of someone involved, or one of the many salt threads. Apparently it's more interesting than most of the other stuff over there.
Two, for me at least, all I cared about was two things. The first being the rules changed over night without any warning, and second being the above thing I found morally objectionable which would be the censoring of creative works.
and with that I'm yet again going to drop out of this discussion/
Also welcome back Apathetic.
Needs mora mega dragontits.
Everyone, go back and read the first few pages of this thread, it's actually kind of weird, in the sense that the thread wasn't actually quite as weird.
Also it will remind you of how many people don't post here anymore.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.Sig'd!
Bubbadoo moved into a new house and they haven't installed internet yet.
"Soooon, I will have seven human sigs. Then, I will become the conspiracy god!"In this world it's sig or be sigged.
Photoshop Caconym confirmed for final boss of Underly Mad Tale.
In this world it's sig or be sigged.
SIGS FOR THE SIG GOD, QUOTES FOR THE QUOTE THRONE!
This is all just a Sixpost...
And you'll never reply!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
please don't move it. please don't move it. please don't move it. please don't move it. please don't move it.This is all just a Sixpost...
And you'll never reply!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FTFW.
Am I gonna have to add quoting skelepuns to the list of Undertale references on this thread? :V
Sadly that does not tickle my funny boner. :V
https://youtu.be/aWE2IDEofmIFTFY
I liked that better than the original version.
I liked that better than the original version.
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/687/005/b19.jpg)I liked that better than the original version.
Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. o3o
boo
Hey flame, how's the cata forums. I haven't checked for a while...
Hey flame, how's the cata forums. I haven't checked for a while...
I think I poked my head in there within the past month. It's...same as always. Nothing worthwhile being posted, save a few updates to mods handled by Piskop, Artyom, and Noctifier. Or however you spell them.
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Huh, the preview showed a broken image icon but it actually posted the text anyway.Congratulations, you played yourself.
Somebody bitching about somebody else critiquing their interview...this is why youtube journalism isn't taken seriously most of the time.Got a link?
this is why youtube journalism isn't taken seriously most of the time.
My PC won't start since an update to windows 10, 95% of solutions seem to require getting to at least the login screen which I can't get too. Some genius (read fucking moron) at microsoft thought it was a good idea to remove the f8 for advanced boot options and require to be able to get to the login screen to get at it. (I probably would've solved this hours ago if I could get at it).
If I ever get this running again by god(s) am I going back to Windows 7, never had a problem with it compared to all the issues with 10 I have.
actually if you can ignore the comments (which you should do on most news sites as well) there's a lot of good information about certain things that can be found if you look. Though the comments section of youtube tends to be cancer.this is why youtube journalism isn't taken seriously most of the time.
Youtube comments are the main reason you can't take anything on there seriously. 3:
PC status
☐ fucked
☑ Not Fucked(mostly)
PC statusHow'd you do that box thing with the text? Some kind of forum magic going on here...
☐ fucked
☑ Not Fucked(mostly)
(http://i.imgur.com/iZcUNxH.jpg)PC statusHow'd you do that box thing with the text? Some kind of forum magic going on here...
☐ fucked
☑ Not Fucked(mostly)
How'd you do that box thing with the text? Some kind of forum magic going on here...
Bubba's hiding under the mountain of shark dicks he posted elsewhere.Rood
I actually tried contacting The Almighty Granola Bar to
apologize recently. After almost a year since the salt storm I saw him active on the IRC. I sent him a PM and he ignored me completely. Seems to still hold a vendetta against us. I knew he was active too, he was chatting.
EDIT: Checking PMs on there for historical reasons, I only just now realized that Apathetic was the one that first PM'd me on there.
I'm not going to sugar-coat it, you've really been getting on my nerves recently, and I've been unnecessarily harsh in response.
The below is me trying to clear the air, not attack you. These are things you've done that bother me, but in the second case you aren't actually doing anything wrong.
The main thing was the multiple postings about the farm tools PR, I had put something like 8 hours into fixing someone else's PR because they weren't up to doing it right, I make one mistake, and you jumped all over me about it. That wasn't the first time though, it doesn't matter if you're critical or poke fun at yourself, what you say to or especially about other people is all that anyone is going to notice.
Also you have a habit of championing suggestions that you don't seem to have thought through very much, posting PRs for things with the only rationale being "someone asked for this", or in the case of the "psycopath" thing, supporting an issue that literally had no stated rationale in support of it, just an opinion.
With that aired, I'd like to also say that I really appreciate most of what you're doing. You're helpful to people on the forums, I really like your tank mod and a lot of the survival stuff you're doing, integrating Blazemod stuff, and many other things. I really hope you stick around, and for my part I'll try and clear up my case of "sandy britches" I seem to have picked up.
Teenagers over reacted, Dragon left for legitimate reasons, the devs have their heads on backwards with one or two exceptions, and I have an entire turkey to eat this weekend that we found in the freezer.Dude, there is only two admins there now, I just realized. Other had no power and is distancing himself from it. Cofounder Darkling Wolf left a long ass time ago. Vulnus is one of us. Ka left after the debacle. Unless I missed someone that leaves The Almighty Granola Bar and Rivet.
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I don't think so. I am pretty sure you joined way before the salt. Unless you remember an account named System of a Downs Syndrome.
Any reason why I get a malware warning when I navigate to Utterly Mad?
Also, doubleposting ensues. Someone on the CDDA forums might be looking into this forum. So, to quote them, question time:False positive maybe? IDK I've never gotten any kind of warning about malware.QuoteAny reason why I get a malware warning when I navigate to Utterly Mad?
Also, doubleposting ensues. Someone on the CDDA forums might be looking into this forum. So, to quote them, question time:Curious to see what this person is using that's giving the warning, could be it doesn't recognise this place (it IS rather obscure) and so assumes malware?QuoteAny reason why I get a malware warning when I navigate to Utterly Mad?
-snip-If he's still childish enough to ignore your earnest attempts to apologize, then he isn't man enough to deserve an apology.
A big old spear, maybe. But don't forget the crossbar. o3oWith a broad tip. That or something with a bit of punch. I read about a boar someone shot in florida that was almost as big as a volkswagon bug.
Not quiet what you had in mind, but there is this.
Also, doubleposting ensues. Someone on the CDDA forums might be looking into this forum. So, to quote them, question time:That might be down to the forum doing something weird tbh, it's likely they're using Chrome and it's picking up an error in the webpage and overreacting to it, Chrome always does it. Forum maintenance should fix it in a day or two if it hasn't already.QuoteAny reason why I get a malware warning when I navigate to Utterly Mad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsjON0YBkp0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsjON0YBkp0)I have reason to believe you found this on Reddit
I have reason to believe you found this on Reddit
Do I even want to know? :VYes. It's important that you know.
Yey. Now get on our dorf fort thread and witness the utter madness.FTFY!
In this particular case it was "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb"
First explanation I heard was that it meant that the bonds you make in life can matter more than blood relations. I was talking with someone and they said it was a biblical thing though I forget their exact phrasing.
I mean a phrase can have multiple meanings, but I was just frustrated with being told I was flat out wrong. Either way I can see where people would get either meaning, it's just frustrating to be told that your interpretation is wrong without any real explanation.In this particular case it was "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb"
First explanation I heard was that it meant that the bonds you make in life can matter more than blood relations. I was talking with someone and they said it was a biblical thing though I forget their exact phrasing.
I can't recall ever hearing the religious take on it, but I HAVE heard the "blood brothers" interpretation of it. You sure the second person isn't wrong? :V
In fact, if where I heard that reference was correct about the phrase originating in ancient Greece, that increases the odds of it being being biblical in origin.
In this particular case it was "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb"It basically means "If you are a monk, relatives mean nothing." but that is 8th century version, the other interpretation is better.
First explanation I heard was that it meant that the bonds you make in life can matter more than blood relations. I was talking with someone and they said it was a biblical thing though I forget their exact phrasing.
It basically means "If you are a monk, relatives mean nothing." but that is 8th century version, the other interpretation is better.
Also, doubleposting ensues. Someone on the CDDA forums might be looking into this forum. So, to quote them, question time:QuoteAny reason why I get a malware warning when I navigate to Utterly Mad?
So, add pressure flaking to the list of skills I have the barest grasp of.It's tricky to do at first. You'll get used to it, if that's what you are trying to do.
So which one of your derps changed the dapperness? :VNorth Korea is best Korea
It's tricky to do at first. You'll get used to it, if that's what you are trying to do.
North Korea is best Korea
So which one of your derps changed the dapperness? :VOnly Korea is best Korea
A spambot somehow got into the Cata forums, and the whole place is now one big ad for Polish floor polish. Lulz.mean while we're too obscure for spam bots
A spambot somehow got into the Cata forums, and the whole place is now one big ad for Polish floor polish. Lulz.Oh god it's happening again!
[]Thanks for posting the spam on his behalf here :P
And if you want, I can spam ads for some bauble. I'm pretty bored.If anyone is going to be the resident spambot it'd either be me or Peri, people have already mistaken my posts for spambots before and Peri posts so often she'd probably be worse than an actual spambot.
If anyone is going to be the resident spambot it'd either be me or Peri, people have already mistaken my posts for spambots before and Peri posts so often she'd probably be worse than an actual spambot.Wait, your NOT already a spambot?
Actually, this gives me a terrible idea.
Gotta admire his persistence. This is what most sub-forums look like. I'm debating being super helpful by reporting each post, but think that would assuredly result in a spamming ban for me too.
Definitely 100% legit guaranteed! I am not a spambot, but enough about me, have you heard about the most amazing new thing? SHAMWOW! Absolutely good!If anyone is going to be the resident spambot it'd either be me or Peri, people have already mistaken my posts for spambots before and Peri posts so often she'd probably be worse than an actual spambot.Wait, your NOT already a spambot?
Actually, this gives me a terrible idea.
Thanks bubba.what was the reaction?
I was sitting on the couch next to a friend of mine when discord suddenly makes a noise. She asks me what it is and I tell her it's probably someone logging on/off of discord. I then go to shut discord down but open the window instead. Nothing bad there. Just a blank screen. My friend though notices the utterly mad section on the side bar and asks "what's lewd? you lookin at porn?" she then grabs my mouse from me and clicks it.
Thanks bubba.
"lel, faggot. Wanna watch walking dead?"Thanks bubba.what was the reaction?
I was sitting on the couch next to a friend of mine when discord suddenly makes a noise. She asks me what it is and I tell her it's probably someone logging on/off of discord. I then go to shut discord down but open the window instead. Nothing bad there. Just a blank screen. My friend though notices the utterly mad section on the side bar and asks "what's lewd? you lookin at porn?" she then grabs my mouse from me and clicks it.
Thanks bubba.
as a bit of a tip you can set that channel to Mute so that no alerts show up and it doesn't make a sound."lel, faggot. Wanna watch a walking dead?"Thanks bubba.what was the reaction?
I was sitting on the couch next to a friend of mine when discord suddenly makes a noise. She asks me what it is and I tell her it's probably someone logging on/off of discord. I then go to shut discord down but open the window instead. Nothing bad there. Just a blank screen. My friend though notices the utterly mad section on the side bar and asks "what's lewd? you lookin at porn?" she then grabs my mouse from me and clicks it.
Thanks bubba.
I have it muted too. I only made the damn thing to keep all of Bubba's porn out of the main chanels.
More recently to be lucky I'm not that into Discord to join the channel, lest I procure more weird things for the channel.
More recently to be lucky I'm not that into Discord to join the channel, lest I procure more weird things for the channel.You should do that though
Butbutbut. Still not using Best Pony much. @_@I thought you were saying that you were gonna post pony stuff at first. That would be worse than shark dick.
I had a dream that wilson became a member of the god hand. Now I am worried that he is going to sacrifice us to the demons. Except AJ will be rescued at the last minute by skull knight after losing his left hand and right eye.You are the only skellington here. I guess you are skull knight. Also, Wilson is not nearly gay enough to be Griffith.
so one of my classes had the same class room booked for that hour as two other classes, so in the whole confusion I spent twenty minutes sitting in the wrong class before realizing and showing up late for my actual class. Things are brilliant sometimes.That's lol. I had a class in the morning and a different class in the same room later in the day, as a result I once slept at my desk for four hours before the teacher finally noticed I was there and sent me away at the end of the time I was actually supposed to be there for the later class. That was back in my senior year of highschool.
They are not, however, mooseseses wearing skulls. o3oYeah, I'm not sure where that popular depiction came from. It's cool though.
How have you not become virus food sooner? I think I got motivated to get adblock way back in 2009 or 2010, when I got a redirect-to-malware ad on DA. :vgood antivirus? Luck? I don't know. ran a malware and virus scan that turned up nothing so I should be good, still I installed adblocker to prevent this in the future.
Not cute enough. o3ohow about this then?
(http://castlesandcooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Screen-shot-2012-05-24-at-7.47.21-AM-300x254.png)The kobolds have been hitting the gym lately man.
How about this one?
Also, can you guess what this is?
Hint: It's a kobold apparently.
(http://www.stargazersworld.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kobold-Evolution-1024x315.jpg)
what the fuck happened?
Also, can you guess what this is?...It's pretty hot. >//~//>
Hint: It's a kobold apparently.
Durgon confirmed for eating people.Can someone say admin aboose? ;3
I-I will bite you! '^'(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/951/129/c34.jpg)
I-I will bite you! '^'
Huehuehue. ;^;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Co1RQ_0emI
Shuuuush.I-I will bite you! '^'Huehuehue. ;^;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Co1RQ_0emI
Tsunderesnack is best snack. :VAlso not food or tsundere. >~<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1urscLw2NN0This is an underrated masterpiece
yiss
(https://i.imgur.com/muBxJ0s.jpg)This is an unforgivable pun, you should be executed.
(http://i.imgur.com/jALYM.gif)Execution by firing squad it is then.
Execution by firing squad it is then.
Took me a moment to get that, but when I did... Well executed dragon, well executed.Execution by firing squad it is then.
You mean you're gonna make bricks out of him, and throw him in about 12 or so separate kilns? o3o
Double post because FUCK YO COUCH!I really don't give edam about this revelation.
Actually, do you know the difference between cheddar and white cheddar?
The answer is, color. That's all. Just color. "Normal" cheddar cheese is actually just white cheddar with a plant based coloring added.
The best way to not get a hang over is to not stop drinking. :PFTFY!
Caconym confirmed for drunkcat.It helps along with the tinfoil hat to act as psychic staic (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychicStatic) against illuminati mind reading/control lasers fired from their secret moon base.
TFW you realize that real tinfoil is hard to find, compared to aluminum foil. :VI already know! (http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/general-discussion-2/actual-last-man-posting-(this-is-my-baby-perigrin-)/msg15363/#msg15363)
:D Yay!The entirety of the rec room crew uprooted and most of us still hang here, some moved on. So yeah no wonder that's dead over there.
Now on to talk stuff.
I am officially the last person to post in the rec room on the CDDA Forums
:/
EDIT: Whats with the D:?
Huehuehue. And I am D:ing because we need more players: http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/last-man-gaming/the-community-dwarf-fort-(interest)-thread/ (http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/last-man-gaming/the-community-dwarf-fort-(interest)-thread/)
Oh god someone's turning the adam west batman into a cartoon. It looks fucking as goofy as the original. Hopefully it aint shit, eh?They already did that in 1977. It will prolly be fine, but unbearable for adults and real humans.
Aw shit, who got rid of the papyrus font. Its like, the best trash font.
Oh god someone's turning the adam west batman into a cartoon. It looks fucking as goofy as the original. Hopefully it aint shit, eh?I will watch it, I love dumb, silly things.
Wait what?
It's illegal to pay your fucking phone bill?
I'll need some explanation here.
I caught a -1 too somewhere. You bastards.Oh look at you with your -1.
It's ok Salt. I'll make it my goal to buff up every negative.
why don't we all use the chat more often? that place is a mosh pit of confusion and fun.You know, it has more than one channel, has one for each board in fact.
Also, hnng this rain.The rain is the best weather.
The rain is the best weather.
I have a problem.Damn, what are you building with that kind of money? Bitcoin farms? Liquid-nitrogen cooled bitcoin farms while watching 4k porn on 4 different screens?
I have £20,000 worth of computer builds planned out, with a £5000 build planned to be finished this year.
I thought building my own computer would be fun, and then realised how overboard you can really go with it and I have poor impulse control.
I fear I have made a terrible mistake.
But can it handle Nuts.wad?Do I even want to know what that is?
My personal computer, this should be half done within the next month or two, finished by the end of the year.I have a problem.Damn, what are you building with that kind of money? Bitcoin farms? Liquid-nitrogen cooled bitcoin farms while watching 4k porn on 4 different screens?
I have £20,000 worth of computer builds planned out, with a £5000 build planned to be finished this year.
I thought building my own computer would be fun, and then realised how overboard you can really go with it and I have poor impulse control.
I fear I have made a terrible mistake.
But can it handle Nuts.wad?Do I even want to know what that is?
Needs moar sharktits.@Bubbadoo
I've seen it, but I don't like potatoes. :-\Isn't that like a capital crime in Ireland?
So there is one here too now? Nice...
But...I like pineapple on pizza... *raises shield*.Only new and he courts the BanHammer!
Yes, yes it is, soon to be the first crime here with the death penalty too.I've seen it, but I don't like potatoes. :-\Isn't that like a capital crime in Ireland?
I said I AGREED with you, pineapples on pizza is amazingI know, I was addressing the others, guess I should of quoted them...
The pineapple on pizza hate.http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/general-discussion-2/actual-last-man-posting-(this-is-my-baby-perigrin-)/msg19667/#msg19667
Flavor doesn't mix, fruity sweet doesn't mix with greasy.It mixes in your stomach anyways and I like the taste.
You like pineapple on pizza, so you don't have taste-buds to taste things with.Flavor doesn't mix, fruity sweet doesn't mix with greasy.It mixes in your stomach anyways and I like the taste.
The "you like pineapple in pizza so..." comments have already started...that was fast...We've already been there. :P
Just to warn you, almost everyone is depressed.I suppose...
What happened to that person?Perigrin. We threw Perigrin a blanket party because he liked pineapple. We have since obtained an electric shock therapy machine, so we can treat you without breaking any bones! The whole pizza heresy thing started around page 145.
The whole pizza heresy thing started around page 145.I linked to the start earlier, the first link in that post full of them
At least no one's calling the Inquisition over delicious anchovies. o3oHey random i got a phone call here, I believe it's for you
(https://i.imgur.com/lBuBlCN.jpg)Where we're going we don't need eyes too see.
Tfw when you suddenly lose your e- OH GOD I CANT SEE
I still have the heresy picture from last timeWhat happened to that person?Perigrin. We threw Perigrin a blanket party because he liked pineapple. We have since obtained an electric shock therapy machine, so we can treat you without breaking any bones! The whole pizza heresy thing started around page 145.
The current pineapple pizza heresy line up includes:
Bubbadoo
Perigrin
Blitzkrieg of butts
Noctifer
We will start with pineapple aversion therapy.
(http://i.imgur.com/6u3Dclz.png)
But you're a derpcat, you should love anchovies on pizza. :VDid you just assume that because I'm a cat that I like anchovies? Check your privilege.
Did you just assume that because I'm a cat that I like anchovies? Check your privilege.
I never even had anchovies before.
Did you just assume that because I'm a cat that I like anchovies? Check your privilege.
I never even had anchovies before.
Heretical cat is heretical. As punishment, we shall put Bubba on a pizza. Shark is close enough to anchovy, right? o3o
Cook the eggs some more, add pineapple and I would eat it.I'm not sure which is worse here, the eggs or the pineapple.
I added eggs to a microwave pizza.
There are so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to begin.
So there have been 3 other instances of spam? I think I counted more?That I know of anyway
Bill erectile dysfunction FreemanDamn gotta feel bad for Bill being given a nickname like that.
So, on topic of heresy, you kow what i have heard is really good, and i am just waiting for a chance to try it?Don't know what miso soup is but SOUP would that not be gross soggy pizza?
Neo Kobe Pizza.
Pizza soaked in Miso Soup
Its supposedly basically food sex.
Either Miso Soup or Chicken Broth.So, on topic of heresy, you kow what i have heard is really good, and i am just waiting for a chance to try it?Don't know what miso soup is but SOUP would that not be gross soggy pizza?
Neo Kobe Pizza.
Pizza soaked in Miso Soup
Its supposedly basically food sex.
If you read enough, it starts to actually make sense.At this rate you could be like a professional spambot translator.
"Holy dogshit "Steven Seagal: Lawman" opened yesterday evening."
It's beautiful in it's madness:At least it doesn't suggest pineapple.
"Inside of 10 long time," she smiled and told me, "and i must dance in patterns forever in Barcelona."
Spambot weighs in on what to put on pizzas:
"It rich in plenty of flavour as well. Creates just the correct quantity of crazy tang. compounds:
hemp
homemade wine
white vinegar,
organic extra-virgin olive oil,
Sesame fat,
thai peanut marinade,
Napa cabbage,
pumpkin,
Scallions,
Rotisserie chook,
pepper,
schokofarbene
sesame vegetables."
Yum!
It's beautiful in it's madness:At least it doesn't suggest pineapple.
"Inside of 10 long time," she smiled and told me, "and i must dance in patterns forever in Barcelona."
Spambot weighs in on what to put on pizzas:
"It rich in plenty of flavour as well. Creates just the correct quantity of crazy tang. compounds:
hemp
homemade wine
white vinegar,
organic extra-virgin olive oil,
Sesame fat,
thai peanut marinade,
Napa cabbage,
pumpkin,
Scallions,
Rotisserie chook,
pepper,
schokofarbene
sesame vegetables."
Yum!
Is everyone ready
for the skeleton war?
~400.*In a thick southern accent* You one of those europe folk? THEN WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING AMERICAN!!!1!
What card do you have now? Not entirely sur what the pricing in Europe is, since I use the Great Empires Pound Sterling, but I'd recommend the RX 470 or the GTX 1070, don't bother with the RX 480, it's quite a bit more expensive than the RX 470 and isn't much better.Current card is an AMD Radeon HD 6670 AKA a toaster.
The GTX 1070 is the stronger card, but it's also twice the price of the RX 470. If you do go for the GTX 1070 then get the EVGA FTW version, their customer support is pretty much unbeatable and the FTW is one of the best aftermarket 1070S.
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/satireknight/images/e/eb/Urge_to_kill_rising_cat.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141106103525)~400.*In a thick southern accent* You one of those europe folk? THEN WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING AMERICAN!!!1!
*In even thicker southern accent* BRING IT KITTY, ME AND MAH BOOMSTICK BE WATING BY THE PORCH!!1!
Clearly Noctifier needs to be covered in habanero salsa. D:NO! Keep your filthy hot sauce away from me! I...I can't take anything spicy...
NO! Keep your filthy hot sauce away from me! I...I can't take anything spicy...
NO! Keep your filthy hot sauce away from me! I...I can't take anything spicy...
Ahah, your one weakness! Needs moar salsa. <3
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01GVHNWUK/?tag=pcp0f-21What card do you have now? Not entirely sur what the pricing in Europe is, since I use the Great Empires Pound Sterling, but I'd recommend the RX 470 or the GTX 1070, don't bother with the RX 480, it's quite a bit more expensive than the RX 470 and isn't much better.Current card is an AMD Radeon HD 6670 AKA a toaster.
The GTX 1070 is the stronger card, but it's also twice the price of the RX 470. If you do go for the GTX 1070 then get the EVGA FTW version, their customer support is pretty much unbeatable and the FTW is one of the best aftermarket 1070S.
I can deal with pound prices either , so ~350£ as I'll most likely be ordering from amazon uk. Could maybe stretch my budget by +50£/ at most.(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/satireknight/images/e/eb/Urge_to_kill_rising_cat.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141106103525)~400.*In a thick southern accent* You one of those europe folk? THEN WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING AMERICAN!!!1!
chicken nugger...indeed
Wow, do you eat via your butthole? 'Cause that'd explain so much.Clearly Noctifier needs to be covered in habanero salsa. D:NO! Keep your filthy hot sauce away from me! I...I can't take anything spicy...
...Wow, do you eat via your butthole? 'Cause that'd explain so much.Clearly Noctifier needs to be covered in habanero salsa. D:NO! Keep your filthy hot sauce away from me! I...I can't take anything spicy...
Wow, do you eat via your butthole? 'Cause that'd explain so much.
A hot sauce enema? HOLY SHIT MAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!Wow, do you eat via your butthole? 'Cause that'd explain so much.Clearly Noctifier needs to be covered in habanero salsa. D:NO! Keep your filthy hot sauce away from me! I...I can't take anything spicy...
Hot sauce enemas are the punishment for heresey.A hot sauce enema? HOLY SHIT MAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!Wow, do you eat via your butthole? 'Cause that'd explain so much.Clearly Noctifier needs to be covered in habanero salsa. D:NO! Keep your filthy hot sauce away from me! I...I can't take anything spicy...
Are you suggesting cannibalism?But he's not human, not if he like pineapple on pizza
I assumed he was some kinda Touhou instead. :V
I assumed he was some kinda Touhou instead. :VWassat some kinda anime bullshit?
I assumed he was some kinda Touhou instead. :VWassat some kinda anime bullshit?
Utterly Mad: where everyone's a heretic.And from texas, safe for a few.
Y'all be some kind of heretic ain't ya.Utterly Mad: where everyone's a heretic.And from texas, safe for a few.
Y'all be some kind of heretic ain't ya.Utterly Mad: where everyone's a heretic.And from texas, safe for a few.
Is unnecessary commas a texan thing?Y'all be some kind of heretic ain't ya.Utterly Mad: where everyone's a heretic.And from texas, safe for a few.
You have no, fucking, idea!
Y'all is an amazing word. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.What does 25% of the male mexican population have to do with this?
It's not pronounced "Hey-Zeus" its Jesus Christ you uncultured SWINE.Y'all is an amazing word. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.What does 25% of the male mexican population have to do with this?
It's not pronounced "Hey-Zeus" its Jesus Christ you uncultured SWINE.Y'all is an amazing word. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.What does 25% of the male mexican population have to do with this?
Technically it's pronouced Yeshua. Learn to Aramaic. o3oActually this (https://i.imgur.com/sm8L82v.png) says otherwise.
Can't argue that logic.Technically it's pronouced Yeshua. Learn to Aramaic. o3oActually this (https://i.imgur.com/sm8L82v.png) says otherwise.
I want a pet crow...After you said that, I decided to look into it. In the US, native crows and ravens are "protected" which makes keeping them as pets illegal without a special permit (good luck enforcing that though). Foreign crows on the other hand are perfectly legal, such as this African pied crow.
you could also go with the classic, time honored "bump."Triceratops X3.
Triceratops X6.Now you just went too far...
Air-borne Yersinia Pestis nightmare bacteria.Cool story bro, needs more Weeb shit!
Air-borne Yersinia Pestis nightmare bacteria-kun. ~desuAir-borne Yersinia Pestis nightmare bacteria.Cool story bro, needs more Weeb shit!
God dammit, our main difference between this and the cata one is that there isn't annoying spam.
I assumed this was silly spam, not annoying spam. Plus we only have people pretending to be spambots, not the real deal.Eh, given the frequency of them it's either an unlikely coincidence and each spamming is unrelated to each other.
So not good but not really bad either.SPAM is delicious, but it depends on the flavor and the method of preparation. It can be eaten raw, which is unappealing to most (not me), or fried which makes it all that much better. SPAM comes in quiet a few flavors. There's low sodium, which tastes normal but has a strange plastic texture. The bacon flavor is pretty good when fried, but a bit overwhelming on the salty side so I can never eat too much of it. The next is the honey flavor, which was made to commemorate the Monty Python broadway version of the holy grail. "SPAMalot." It isn't really that good, completely inedible unless cooked. There's also the tobasco flavor which tastes like SPAM... with tobasco on it. It's ok. Turkey flavor, it's ok but frankly turkey in the place of pork offends my sensibilities. Teriyaki, made based on the growing popularity of SPAM sushi. All I can really say about it is that it isn't bad, but it is a bit odd. I've never had the wasabi flavor because I never did like wasabi, and I never had the cheese flavor because I think it's new and it isn't available in the store around me yet.
Never took you for a spam connoisseur but thanks for the detailed description. I know want to spam...So not good but not really bad either.SPAM is delicious, but it depends on the flavor and the method of preparation. It can be eaten raw, which is unappealing to most (not me), or fried which makes it all that much better. SPAM comes in quiet a few flavors. There's low sodium, which tastes normal but has a strange plastic texture. The bacon flavor is pretty good when fried, but a bit overwhelming on the salty side so I can never eat too much of it. The next is the honey flavor, which was made to commemorate the Monty Python broadway version of the holy grail. "SPAMalot." It isn't really that good, completely inedible unless cooked. There's also the tobasco flavor which tastes like SPAM... with tobasco on it. It's ok. Turkey flavor, it's ok but frankly turkey in the place of pork offends my sensibilities. Teriyaki, made based on the growing popularity of SPAM sushi. All I can really say about it is that it isn't bad, but it is a bit odd. I've never had the wasabi flavor because I never did like wasabi, and I never had the cheese flavor because I think it's new and it isn't available in the store around me yet.
As always, plain SPAM is the best flavor. A bit like a bacon loaf when fried. Raw, it tastes like cold salted ham with a mushy and yet solid texture.
I too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.That needs to be an official tittle.
doneI too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.That needs to be an official tittle.
Man I love this place.doneI too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.That needs to be an official tittle.
Only one Min has ever done anything useful, and that is Six. I just faf about.Man I love this place.doneI too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.That needs to be an official tittle.
Vienna sausages are better. ;w;Get out you filthy heretic. Vienna sausages smell and taste like cat food. To be honest, SPAM smells like dog food, but at least it doesn't taste like it too.
Wait, what?doneI too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.That needs to be an official tittle.
Check your name beside the posts. I did a thingVienna sausages are better. ;w;Get out you filthy heretic. Vienna sausages smell and taste like cat food. To be honest, SPAM smells like dog food, but at least it doesn't taste like it too.Wait, what?doneI too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.That needs to be an official tittle.
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/2f8e27b32909235fcd21ecc92478a0fc/tumblr_o0g89iRCzz1t7j2ejo1_400.gif)Check your name beside the posts. I did a thingVienna sausages are better. ;w;Get out you filthy heretic. Vienna sausages smell and taste like cat food. To be honest, SPAM smells like dog food, but at least it doesn't taste like it too.Wait, what?doneI too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.That needs to be an official tittle.
THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOOOOOOOOW(http://67.media.tumblr.com/2f8e27b32909235fcd21ecc92478a0fc/tumblr_o0g89iRCzz1t7j2ejo1_400.gif)Check your name beside the posts. I did a thingVienna sausages are better. ;w;Get out you filthy heretic. Vienna sausages smell and taste like cat food. To be honest, SPAM smells like dog food, but at least it doesn't taste like it too.Wait, what?doneI too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.That needs to be an official tittle.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/636/039/162.png)(http://67.media.tumblr.com/2f8e27b32909235fcd21ecc92478a0fc/tumblr_o0g89iRCzz1t7j2ejo1_400.gif)Check your name beside the posts. I did a thingVienna sausages are better. ;w;Get out you filthy heretic. Vienna sausages smell and taste like cat food. To be honest, SPAM smells like dog food, but at least it doesn't taste like it too.Wait, what?doneI too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.That needs to be an official tittle.
Cheeki breeki iv damke?Never seen it written out as a question before. I always got the impression that it was a statement of having the advantage over an opponent and not a question.
Salty is not only a spam connoisseur, but also a connoisseur of both cat AND dog food.Vienna sausages are better. ;w;Get out you filthy heretic. Vienna sausages smell and taste like cat food. To be honest, SPAM smells like dog food, but at least it doesn't taste like it too.
To be fair, there isn't much to do, the arcade and chat were about the most work I've ever done and they were just playing around with forum settings.Only one Min has ever done anything useful, and that is Six. I just faf about.Man I love this place.doneI too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.That needs to be an official tittle.
I don't think anyone has done anything that would warrant any of us going back to check the rules, though I think everyone has a good grasp on them anyway.To be fair, there isn't much to do, the arcade and chat were about the most work I've ever done and they were just playing around with forum settings.Only one Min has ever done anything useful, and that is Six. I just faf about.Man I love this place.doneI too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.That needs to be an official tittle.
That and the rules but do any of us even check them anyway?
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It is terrifying.
It was inevitable.
No commentSalty is not only a spam connoisseur, but also a connoisseur of both cat AND dog food.Vienna sausages are better. ;w;Get out you filthy heretic. Vienna sausages smell and taste like cat food. To be honest, SPAM smells like dog food, but at least it doesn't taste like it too.
Caconym illuminiti confurmided!1!Caconym is currently not on our registered members list, though we have repeatedly sent him multiple invitations, he's always refused them rambling about how the illuminati is secretly controlling the world. I don't think he understands we're actually just lightbulb enthusiasts.
I don't have a lightbulb fetish either.Caconym illuminiti confurmided!1!Caconym is currently not on our registered members list, though we have repeatedly sent him multiple invitations, he's always refused them rambling about how the illuminati is secretly controlling the world. I don't think he understands we're actually just lightbulb enthusiasts.
Why you kink shaming brah?I don't have a lightbulb fetish either.Caconym illuminiti confurmided!1!Caconym is currently not on our registered members list, though we have repeatedly sent him multiple invitations, he's always refused them rambling about how the illuminati is secretly controlling the world. I don't think he understands we're actually just lightbulb enthusiasts.
Oh noes. They're using tired assets and story beats to try and milk nostalgia dollars out of idiotic worshippers instead of trying to be original! How dare you for suggesting my favorite games company show some hint of creative integrity!Fixed that for you.
Wanna bet it's DLC? :VIt isn't DLC. It's part of the brotherhood of steel main questline in the base game.
You put far too much effort in something that was meant to offend me. My apologies for your wasted time.It wasn't meant to offend. It was meant in the same way as the pizza heresy thing I threw together for perigrin was; a light friendly jab at something you like.
Why must you go to such efforts to try to offend me?
Salt confirmed for salty. o3oI'm 90% salt!
Only one Min has ever done anything useful, and that is Six. I just faf about.Man I love this place.doneI too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.That needs to be an official tittle.
And then it doesn't fit you anymore. Boo.That or some fool cuts them into strips to make idiotic safety pin shirts.
I made you a thing Wilson.Fallout 4 is a full game.... vanilla. I have heard that Nuka World nearly makes up for it (From a hardcore fallout 2 fangirl), and it is an amazing base for mods. Just not that interesting without DEM mods tho. Prolly the second best bethsoft game for mods.
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If that's too highbrow though, there's also an alternate lowbrow version.
No, I'm not going to post it.
unless a bunch of people want it.
I'm surrounded by derp.We were born in derp, molded by it.
I was just wondering why you would derp at a man before throwing him out of a plane.I never actually saw the movie, so I have no idea. What was it again? The Derp Knight Rises?
(http://i64.tinypic.com/zlraxf.jpg)Cuz it's common imagery. Which was actually kind of a let down when I realized it was.
Salt, why you gotta have such an easy avatar to work with?
At least you still have spam as your thing salt.I will always have SPAM. Deep in my heart. Until they day the collected cholesterol from all the SPAM collects in my arteries and inevitably kills me.
No regrets thought right?At least you still have spam as your thing salt.I will always have SPAM. Deep in my heart. Until they day the collected cholesterol from all the SPAM collects in my arteries and inevitably kills me.
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I will never regret SPAM.No regrets thought right?At least you still have spam as your thing salt.I will always have SPAM. Deep in my heart. Until they day the collected cholesterol from all the SPAM collects in my arteries and inevitably kills me.
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Never regret heretical ham mash. Join the vienna sausage cult. D:
At which point you will become more powerful than we could ever imagine.At least you still have spam as your thing salt.I will always have SPAM. Deep in my heart. Until they day the collected cholesterol from all the SPAM collects in my arteries and inevitably kills me.
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HERESY ALERT!!! HERESY ALERT!!!
ah yes, i am actually H.M. Hammarin. Yes. Me. A Swedish porn star.FTFY
What do y'all prefer: Having a porn star name or a stripper stage name?Yes.
Indeed.What do y'all prefer: Having a porn star name or a stripper stage name?Yes.
Am I the only one who knew who Wilson was talking about and where he probably encountered him?I am clueless on many a thing so...
So I just had an existential crisis/realization. It just hit me on a personal level that I am me and that when I die I am not me anymore, that my parents ARE my parents (holy shit!), the fact that other people feel and go through the same thought processes that I do...I don't know how to describe this...careful now, the void is gazing back into you. The void is not some great unknown, but rather the all obscurely familiar. The void is the nature of the human soul itself, a mirror that reflects your hopes and dreams, your fears and dark secrets, your very being. When you gaze into the void and the void gazes back, it is really you staring at you.
*In childish tone* B...but...I am the void...So I just had an existential crisis/realization. It just hit me on a personal level that I am me and that when I die I am not me anymore, that my parents ARE my parents (holy shit!), the fact that other people feel and go through the same thought processes that I do...I don't know how to describe this...careful now, the void is gazing back into you. The void is not some great unknown, but rather the all obscurely familiar. The void is the nature of the human soul itself, a mirror that reflects your hopes and dreams, your fears and dark secrets, your very being. When you gaze into the void and the void gazes back, it is really you staring at you.
The void isn't conscious. The abyss is. You cannot ve something that isn't consious. I speak for the void. You're not the void.The void is the complete absence of "stuff"
In other words, you're both contesting whether your lack of atmosphere makes you a vacuum. o3oStuff!
Excuse me. I AM THE FUCKING ABYSS YOUNG MAN,See. Porn! Wilson is the physical embodiment of the abyss section of this forum.
I thought that was Bubba's job?Ever wonder why bubba hasn't been around lately? Wilson killed him and took his job!
I'll have you young whippersnappers knowYet another now...This is getting ridiculous.
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I'll have you young whippersnappers knowYet another now...This is getting ridiculous.
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Cortana is tempting me to finally upgrade to Windows 10, but all of the Microsoft bullshit and that useless and unnecessary fucking peasant Xbox app are still putting me off it.Don't do it six, your computer has so much to live for!
Cortana is tempting me to finally upgrade to Windows 10, but all of the Microsoft bullshit and that useless and unnecessary fucking peasant Xbox app are still putting me off it.
But seriously, what the fuck Microsoft, you know most of your users are PC Gamers or not gaming at all, why the fuck are you even bothering with this fucking Xbox App bullshit, we're not interested and never will be interested, get your fucking shit together, make it an optional add on to Windows 10 through the Windows Store or some shit.But then they won't buy xboners.
iPhones are actually much better than people give them credit for, iOS is an absolutely amazing operating system despite the fact that it's quite locked down, but let's be honest how many people are actually using the extra freedom and features you get out of Android?I agree 95% of what you just said, except the xbox-part since I don't have one and don't know if I like it and the windows 8.1 and phones, I don't like the phone since you can't do much with them and I don't mind windows 8.1's interface.
The thing is though that I can't fucking stand OS X compared to Windows, I'd rather cut my eyes out than use a Mac or a Hackintosh, OS X is not only ugly IMO, it feels unintuitive and odd and just doesn't flow right.
Also by the way I legit don't mind the tile layout on the Xbox 360, it's disgusting on Windows Phones and Windows 8.1 though, makes zero sense on phones. It's not so bad on Windows 10 though because the tiles aren't really a major part of the interface anymore.
...Windows Phone are so bad that I'm pretty sure the world is a slightly worse place just because they exist. iOS is great for 90% of people and Android fills in the missing features for people who do shit like download APKs off the internet...I just jailbreak my apple devices and can do pretty much the same thing as I can do with my android phone.
...Saying you don't mind Windows 8.1 is worse than pineapple on pizza, you truly are a heretic...
But then you have delicious on-USB charging ports and no headphone jack.When I get an iphone, its going to be an iPhone SE. Then after that probably going to return to the ipod/flip phone combo I had for the longest time.
how small are your pockets? do you wear fucking women's jeans?Everyone wears women's jeans these days.
I wore a pair of women's jeans before, the pocked are either for looks or go up to the knucklesOh jegus, I read that completely wrong.
The problem isn't that it'll fit. It's that it'll get scratched up and butt-dial all the things. Or in other words, it's not that I want a smartphone that I CAN carry in my pocket, it's one that I can carry in my pocket without annoying the shit out of me.How the fuck do you have issues with that? How the fuck do you even butt-dial someone on a smartphone? Why the fuck are you keeping a phone in your back pocket?
Also on a side note for Caconym, how's that MSI 1070 doing?Haven't installed it yet. First I had to wait for a new PSU cause I realized my old/current one was insufficient to run after the 1070 was ordered (cause i'm an idiot like that!). I have one cable stopping me from being able to take out the old PSU because it's being a PITA to remove. I either can't get at the little release tab or the thing aint budging.
I'm still sticking with a flip phone, if only because it makes Six extra salty. D:I used to have one of those slide phones, like this one:
That is some heresy right there. Still got important buttons exposed, so the effort in engineering it is wasted. :VNo, the slide phone in that picture is open. The exposed buttons don't function when the phone is closed.
Holy crap, six is so angry today. He might sprint to our houses and punch us.I'd been drinking rum, sorry, I come across as being super aggressive when I'm drunk sometimes.
Jesus.
That looks like the mobo power cord, they're always either absolute fuckers to remove or they practically fall out on their own. What PSU do you have anyway? The 1070 will comfortably run on a PSU that has a bit less wattage than what it's rated for, maybe just underclock it a tiny bit to be safe.Also on a side note for Caconym, how's that MSI 1070 doing?Haven't installed it yet. First I had to wait for a new PSU cause I realized my old/current one was insufficient to run after the 1070 was ordered (cause i'm an idiot like that!). I have one cable stopping me from being able to take out the old PSU because it's being a PITA to remove. I either can't get at the little release tab or the thing aint budging.
Also: Is the forum incredibly slow for anyone else lately,? It's only this forum that suddenly seems to take a long time to load.
Holy crap, six is so angry today. He might sprint to our houses and punch us.I'd been drinking rum, sorry, I come across as being super aggressive when I'm drunk sometimes.
Jesus.
And now we know Noctifer's fetish. o3oAs if, this just come out of left field and surprised me.
And now we know Noctifer's fetish. o3o"Welcome to Utterly Mad where we know each others fetish(s)!"
If you guys knew my fetishes half of you would go mad.And now we know Noctifer's fetish. o3o"Welcome to Utterly Mad where we know each others fetish(s)!"
Could totally be the slogan for this place.
Only half? So the other half is ready then? Am I taking things to literal?If you guys knew my fetishes half of you would go mad.And now we know Noctifer's fetish. o3o"Welcome to Utterly Mad where we know each others fetish(s)!"
Could totally be the slogan for this place.
If you guys knew my fetishes half of you would go mad.
Is there a fetish thread here somewhere? I would be surprised if there is not.There is, or was, I can't remember if we deleted it or not but we probably didn't, it's either buried somewhere or in The Abyss.
Did some quick lurking and pretty much my early experiences in the "dank" web.Is there a fetish thread here somewhere? I would be surprised if there is not.There is, or was, I can't remember if we deleted it or not but we probably didn't, it's either buried somewhere or in The Abyss.
You don't currently have access to The Abyss since you have to opt into it, it's got pretty much no rules and it's extremely NSFW, we don't use it a whole lot anyways but I added access for it if you'd like to check it out, you can opt out by changing your member groups on your profile page.
Do not tempt me. o3o*Tempts the dragon* what you gonna do about it?!
Do not tempt me. o3oALWAYS tempt the the dragon!
Nuuu don't tempt the dragon. ;w;
*Tempts the dragon* what you gonna do about it?!
And that is bad how? :PDepends on the fetish in question...
And that is bad how? :PDepends on the fetish in question...
And that is bad how? :P
And that is bad how? :P
I saw it in a dream...And that is bad how? :PDepends on the fetish in question...And that is bad how? :P
æQue carajo?*In a thick red neck accent* dis y trump neds to built da dam wall!1! trump 2016!
æQue carajo?It's nothing, just random text ran through gizzoogle.
I wanna go to England and say "why you all speaking american?", "where is the Eiffel tower", "Why does this coffee taste funny?" and the like.And that is how you get stabbed quickly in England.
I wanna go to England and say "why you all speaking american?", "where is the Eiffel tower", "Why does this coffee taste funny?" and the like.Them's fighting words they is
We'll 'ave ya, ya daft twat. Come 'n 'ave a go if ya fink ya 'ard e'nuff.I wanna go to England and say "why you all speaking american?", "where is the Eiffel tower", "Why does this coffee taste funny?" and the like.Them's fighting words they is
To poor to travel and do my shenanigans...We'll 'ave ya, ya daft twat. Come 'n 'ave a go if ya fink ya 'ard e'nuff.I wanna go to England and say "why you all speaking american?", "where is the Eiffel tower", "Why does this coffee taste funny?" and the like.Them's fighting words they is
Fuck that, even between cities, Texas is so big it takes a long time and gasoline to get anywhere...
So I'm about to upgrade to either 200Mbps down 12Mbps up or 100Mbps down 6Mbps Internet. Unsure about which to go with but probably the former since it's only £8 more.
I can download so much porn.
Glorious UK Virgin Media.So I'm about to upgrade to either 200Mbps down 12Mbps up or 100Mbps down 6Mbps Internet. Unsure about which to go with but probably the former since it's only £8 more.
I can download so much porn.
Glorious envy ensues. Might be getting cable put in here later this month, to go from a whopping 10 mbps (and a fucking monthly bandwidth cap), to unlimited 100 mbps. ;w;
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>MFW(https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVFTgjAAAOD_wkNvQI5E8M7rtuVMFJQgo144Yjs3AkQ2mNL13_u-X2Poa2NpcKU6ubRt0RRnJk1gUSHLS0-LrrNapmyLBZpouo44hiGMEN1s0Q6eRsoFQntwCWZHfhuoM46FPzeb-kO6A5BxIG9elUSTemfXnpw64tYqOXx-R-UPeUudq3939cuas1145NgVwWuDKUopVBMO76l41GyOskVBMy9vZ_ttIq1KMmfxRSRUeZvrfKqyGMfmtCk971kLqvjKAU8PnIkzVyvg-8bfP34wTL0.5bRydRu4yIixAeX-4KEYw13FSeQ?width=270&height=250)
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They use dual band wifi and their default settings are fucking shit so my computer was just refusing to put up with it, but even after fixing their dumb default settings it's only getting like 10Mbps and on a wired connection it's getting 18Mbps. I'm paying for 100Mbps here.We are paying for 15 megs ave getting 90 kb or less, so, I geddit.
Nope, no wings for you. Wings are hard.:'(
You do however get stupidly-dark-purple hair because black hair with a black outfit is too edgy for you. .The only purple hair in create.swf is young protagonist and failed samurai and I ain't choosing either and am too lazy to change it outside create.swf..
Urshankas are also hard to spirite-edit.I choose it on the 2hu tradition of everybody gets silly hats!
:'(
Unfortunately I'm not the local trash can.
I may or may not try to add wings if I can find a PC-98-era portrait sprite that has them. :VWe can just go with "pre-wings era" Noctifer.
I also picked green eye because your little mini-version has derpy detailless eyes so I didn't know what to pick. Though I should've gone with the the old mythological standard: when in doubt, given them gold eyes.The only eye colors in create.swf with default assets is having one eye blue and the other red in default emotion and angry red eyes.
Technically the forum whippersnapper is Max. He's like 13 or something.
But you're like 12 m8Who is the youngest person in the forum anyway?
...The youngest one mentally is totally Wilson tho.I am probably too new to have an opinion but I have to agree.
Whereas I simply act like a derp.If not then you're up there.
I have no excuse, being 26. Please tell me this doesn't make me the oldest here. ;w;
Mrnocamera confirmed for being Lurker, it wasn't Noctifer after all.Its him! I swear! He even admitted it!
Or maybe they're both Lurker.
Whereas I simply act like a derp.You merely act? :D
I have no excuse, being 26. Please tell me this doesn't make me the oldest here. ;w;Your only older than me by 3 years.
MrnoLurkifer connfirmed!Mrnocamera confirmed for being Lurker, it wasn't Noctifer after all.Its him! I swear! He even admitted it!
Or maybe they're both Lurker.
I mean, I am 17, act like a child, and have the cynicism of a 40 year old bitter, bitter person.
The youngest one mentally is totally Wilson tho.
If not then you're up there.
MrnoLurkifer connfirmed!Mrnocamera confirmed for being Lurker, it wasn't Noctifer after all.Its him! I swear! He even admitted it!
Or maybe they're both Lurker.
Wilson and I are the oldest people on this forum, I'm 28.I mean, I am 17, act like a child, and have the cynicism of a 40 year old bitter, bitter person.
The youngest one mentally is totally Wilson tho.
u fokin' wot mate. I'm a 27 year old man. i will focking kill you.
Spam does seem to be one of those things you become more fond of as you get older, especially the bacon one because it's the best one.I will not question about spam choice since:
How come it says you posted at 7:41PM When on my clock it says 7:12PM!? HERESY!!!!time zones maybe.
How come it says you posted at 7:41PM When on my clock it says 7:12PM!? HERESY!!!!See what I mean! Don't yell at me!
Probably. I live in the midwest. :/I have central time, if you have something else then that is it.
How do I take screenshots? Ive started my CDDA Run but I dont know how to screenshot D:Posted instructions there.
The entire Midwest uses central time. I know, I live here. It's a shithole, but I live here.How come it says you posted at 7:41PM When on my clock it says 7:12PM!? HERESY!!!!See what I mean! Don't yell at me!Probably. I live in the midwest. :/I have central time, if you have something else then that is it.
Then to option 2, Magic!!!!The entire Midwest uses central time. I know, I live here. It's a shithole, but I live here.How come it says you posted at 7:41PM When on my clock it says 7:12PM!? HERESY!!!!See what I mean! Don't yell at me!Probably. I live in the midwest. :/I have central time, if you have something else then that is it.
A protip for the utterly mad. If you tell someone you are going to crush their skull with your dick, you better be prepared to do it. I'm not talking about skull fucking or any other sexual meaning, I mean using your girth + weight to flatten a persons head or using your length + muscle to squeeze their brains out of their ears like a python.That is very peculiar and situational advice but noted.
I think I forgot to mention the hickory smoked SPAM. The smoke flavor is really mellow in that stuff. The drawback is that the "smoke" tends to stick to your frying pan and give the surface of the spam a slightly sticky, almost "dirty" texture.A new spam I put in the list, it is my mission to try all the varieties of spam!
Made this to explain Random_Dragon's sprite of me:What are you using to mAke these? If you are sketching out this random building I am impressed.
Made this to explain Random_Dragon's sprite of me:
Made this to explain Random_Dragon's sprite of me:What are you using to mAke these? If you are sketching out this random building I am impressed.
...Actually no, that's vullshit. We all know you got the wings from drinking too much energy drink.That picture is the official story and I am sticking to it!!!
It's funny that you picked purple when I kinda intentionally made it as dark, desaturated purple as I could. It's supposed to be imitation black while still adding more color to variety to the sprite. :VThat was the default purple in ms paint...could of made it darker but meh...
I still haven't tried the arcade. ;w;Lot of classics like tetris, asteroids, pac-man, ect. It has many mini games of different varieties, pretty neat.
Any good shit?
I tried the arcade a while ago...how do you people have such high scores?!?!Bubbadoo played the hell out of it on his laptop. I need to get a laptop. Will arcade with it
It is highly situational. Just remember, if you don't accidentally knock over a shed by turning around too quickly at least once a week, you have no right to threaten people with your genitals. Tipping over a wheelbarrow every three days is alright too.A protip for the utterly mad. If you tell someone you are going to crush their skull with your dick, you better be prepared to do it. I'm not talking about skull fucking or any other sexual meaning, I mean using your girth + weight to flatten a persons head or using your length + muscle to squeeze their brains out of their ears like a python.That is very peculiar and situational advice but noted.
Why do I have a hard time believing this?I mean, I am 17, act like a child, and have the cynicism of a 40 year old bitter, bitter person.
The youngest one mentally is totally Wilson tho.
u fokin' wot mate. I'm a 27 year old man. i will focking kill you.
How about NO!Mrnocamera confirmed for being Lurker, it wasn't Noctifer after all.Its him! I swear! He even admitted it!
Or maybe they're both Lurker.
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MrnoLurkifer connfirmed!
Can you stop putting 2X4's into the flame (lit)?!
What if I say please?Why do I have a hard time believing this?I mean, I am 17, act like a child, and have the cynicism of a 40 year old bitter, bitter person.
The youngest one mentally is totally Wilson tho.
u fokin' wot mate. I'm a 27 year old man. i will focking kill you.How about NO!Mrnocamera confirmed for being Lurker, it wasn't Noctifer after all.Its him! I swear! He even admitted it!
Or maybe they're both Lurker.
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MrnoLurkifer connfirmed!
Can you stop putting 2X4's into the flame (lit)?!
Meanwhile, we can probably guess that Cacocat is only old in cat years. o3oCats don't experience a different passage of time so our years are the same to non-cat years, unless we're on a different planet then it's different.
What if I was to keep saying no, Mrnolurkifer?What if I say please?Why do I have a hard time believing this?I mean, I am 17, act like a child, and have the cynicism of a 40 year old bitter, bitter person.
The youngest one mentally is totally Wilson tho.
u fokin' wot mate. I'm a 27 year old man. i will focking kill you.How about NO!Mrnocamera confirmed for being Lurker, it wasn't Noctifer after all.Its him! I swear! He even admitted it!
Or maybe they're both Lurker.
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MrnoLurkifer connfirmed!
Can you stop putting 2X4's into the flame (lit)?!
Cats don't experience a different passage of time so our years are the same to non-cat years, unless we're on a different planet then it's different.
23 is really old for a cat. Like should be long dead old.
I would call you a mean cat!Mean is a bit redundant when talking about cats. :P
Cats can be not mean. They can also be derpy. :VCaconym is definitely of the mean variety... :'(
It won't let me save my scores. Also, the metal slug one is not great XD. Wish it had joust.I hate it when that happens, once accidentally got it caught in a helicopters rotor, cost me so much in damages.
oh and I forgot, but speaking of jousting,It is highly situational. Just remember, if you don't accidentally knock over a shed by turning around too quickly at least once a week, you have no right to threaten people with your genitals. Tipping over a wheelbarrow every three days is alright too.A protip for the utterly mad. If you tell someone you are going to crush their skull with your dick, you better be prepared to do it. I'm not talking about skull fucking or any other sexual meaning, I mean using your girth + weight to flatten a persons head or using your length + muscle to squeeze their brains out of their ears like a python.That is very peculiar and situational advice but noted.
Medical or repair?Repairs, it was in the news. They had to take apart the whole assembly to unspool sixes sizable sausage from that chopper.
>UnspoolMedical or repair?Repairs, it was in the news. They had to take apart the whole assembly to unspool sixes sizable sausage from that chopper.
>Unspool
So length over girth, gotcha.
Yeah it was world wide news, I'm shocked you didn't hear about itWas too busy literally living under a rock.
I'll fuckin satisfy ye mum m8>Unspool
So length over girth, gotcha.
Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o
>tea and not wine or cigarette.Six is a Brit so of course it's gonna be tea, anything else would have been heresy, heresy and high treason!
What kind of heresy is this!
>Unspool
So length over girth, gotcha.
Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o
>Unspool
So length over girth, gotcha.
Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o
I didn't say he was flaccid at the time. It's a wonder you haven't seen the videos yet.
Wouldn't you go half-flaccid if you turned around and found your shaft slapping the side of a spinning helicopter rotor? He wasn't soft when it started of course, but who would stay hard when that kind of thing happens? Unless your into having your dick punished of course.>Unspool
So length over girth, gotcha.
Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o
I didn't say he was flaccid at the time. It's a wonder you haven't seen the videos yet.
But if it wasn't, how the fuck did it spool on heli rotters?!
How would I know how I would react in that specific situation!Wouldn't you go half-flaccid if you turned around and found your shaft slapping the side of a spinning helicopter rotor? He wasn't soft when it started of course, but who would stay hard when that kind of thing happens? Unless your into having your dick punished of course.>Unspool
So length over girth, gotcha.
Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o
I didn't say he was flaccid at the time. It's a wonder you haven't seen the videos yet.
But if it wasn't, how the fuck did it spool on heli rotters?!
Changing the subject, I continue to fail at post-apocalyptic armoring. ;w;
Changing the subject, I continue to fail at post-apocalyptic armoring. ;w;
IRL?
Pfft. I didn't notice it before, because I wasn't paying attention, but we've been sitting here talking about the length of six's penis and all the while the title of the thread has been glaring back at us. Does this make six a heretic?I'm too British to be a heretic, The Queen told me so
Pfft. I didn't notice it before, because I wasn't paying attention, but we've been sitting here talking about the length of six's penis and all the while the title of the thread has been glaring back at us. Does this make six a heretic?I'm too British to be a heretic, The Queen told me so
AKA our excuse to get drunk and blow stuff up. :vLike Americans need an excuse.
Psh, we have a holiday where we blow stuff up to celebrate a terrorist trying to blow our government up.My argument is invalid...
Conclusion: getting drunk and blowing stuff up is universal. o3oA trait that can unite the world!
That can't possibly have any negative repercussions!Its not like it has gone wrong ever in history!
True, but you get your excuse to light off fireworks when it's all cool and late in the year, instead of in the middle of summer where the night's uncomfortably warm and the grass is about ready to self-ignite. :VThat sounds like cowardice. What kind of bed wetter doesn't light fireworks when the world is so dry that it could catch light at the slightest spark?
Not even the ones you throw on the ground to pop? (Technically not fireworks but in the same way sparklers are).Yeah, the poppers aren't against the regulation, but it's a flat ban on fireworks. This new ban also takes several of my cousins out of business, as they lived their lives almost entirely on the revenue from firework sales around fourth of July. They can't even sell them to people off reservation anymore. It's in response to the fires last year, but as I recall those fires weren't sparked by fireworks.
When a member of your family announces that arby's food sucks, and then tries to defend their position by saying that the roast beef sandwiches look like vaginas.These are the same people who say a game sucks solely on the graphics.
First of all, why do you think a vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich? more importantly though,
When a member of your family announces that arby's food sucks, and then tries to defend their position by saying that the roast beef sandwiches look like vaginas.I just dont like the food.
First of all, why do you think a vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich? more importantly though,
Your reasoning is both more logical and more reasonable. Regardless though...When a member of your family announces that arby's food sucks, and then tries to defend their position by saying that the roast beef sandwiches look like vaginas.I just dont like the food.
First of all, why do you think a vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich? more importantly though,
the beef briskets are the fukkin' best.Damn right Wilson, you tell these heretics.
Haven't been there so idk enough info to form an opinion.As long as you're not dead, there's still time for an arby's bacon melt.
Haven't been there so idk enough info to form an opinion.As long as you're not dead, there's still time for an arby's bacon melt.
(Undead count as living for the sake of the above statement.)
It's not worth it. I'm not a man, though, so I might be a bit skewed on the "slab of cholesteral tastic shitty beef" subjectHaven't been there so idk enough info to form an opinion.As long as you're not dead, there's still time for an arby's bacon melt.
(Undead count as living for the sake of the above statement.)
Once I have money to my name I might as well.
I don't think we have Arby's in England-landOr even anywhere outside 'muricaland.
I don't think we have Arby's in England-landWe have that cheeky Nandos though.
H.E.B?
I have like 4 near where I live so idgaf about the rest of texas let aloneH.E.B?
Ssssh, you don't even have those over a good chunk of Texas, let alone the rest of 'murrica. :V
Indoor ranges are good though. ;w;Not saying they aren't.
I have the best range. A log in the back yard.Needs more metal.
Corgis, designed to be kicked.
I am talking to you from an internet hotspot, it is booking without internet.... Halp me... I am not dead...for now...
By this point, I'm surprised all of my posts aren't sigged, they're fucking gold.Corgis, designed to be kicked.
This is rather siggable.
Meanwhile, the youkai is away, that means we should post Touhou porn for them to miss. :VOnly if it contains tentacles!
I'm betting 90% odds it's "why would you click this" again.I'll raise your bet and say 100%, cards in boys.
What the fuck is going on?
Oh there can be worse Sixposting. 3:Is this a tempt the dragon moment?
Oh there can be worse Sixposting. 3:I can only imagine...
"There are no words there."No words now, only feels.
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.sig'd
Nope, youkai is very effective at compressing cats and the occasional JPG.This leads me to believe that this has been tried before and it makes me uneasy...
Or it's just a plot to get Caco sat on.Or it's a plot to have Noctifer murdered by cat!
This is what I mean!Or it's just a plot to get Caco sat on.Or it's a plot to have Noctifer murdered by cat!
Whereas if we dropped WinZip on Caco, the same thing would happen. ;w;That's why you use WinRAR, the paid version specifically!
So you are telling me you have paid for it?Yes, and it was the purchase INever made. Just look at all the benefits the paid version has!, who wouldn't pay for it? (http://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6)
If you hadn't sigged that before I could then I'd have said yes.I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.sig'd
which brings my sig size to exactly 1000 chaaracters (including all stuff to link to quotes) which is the limit!
@six or @perigrin can we get bigger sig sizes? ;D
Heresy vs blasphemy, go!
Ooh la la, promises, promises, ;).Heresy vs blasphemy, go!
Easy question. Either choice gets you sat on. :V
Never tempt dragon ass. D:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yWULCfJ2PGA
FTFYHeresy vs blasphemy, go!
Easy question. Either choice gets you shat on. :V
On an unrelated note, started watching black mirror, wasn't prepared for how uneasy it'd make me feel, 10/10 would recommend, just don't try to binge watch it because you'll probably give yourself some form of PTSD.
Yes, yes you do. (http://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6)On an unrelated note, started watching black mirror, wasn't prepared for how uneasy it'd make me feel, 10/10 would recommend, just don't try to binge watch it because you'll probably give yourself some form of PTSD.
Do I even what to know what that is?
It's on Netflix, it's more of a social commentary than anything else but so much of it is just unsettling.And this is a surprise, how?
Also, Americans, Aquafina is tap water? What the fuck? How is a company allowed to get away with selling you fucking tap water?
Edit: it turns out this is fairly common, even in the EU. The fuck is this shit?
Has anyone else ever made a joke at someone else's expense, because making the joke is better then being mad about the situation, and the other person is such an ass about it being at someone else's expense that you suddenly get this complete sense of apathy, like complete and utter don't give a shit if this fucking house lit on fire apathy?Yep.
Today has made me want to skullfuck the planet.I would pay good money to see that.
It's on Netflix, it's more of a social commentary than anything else but so much of it is just unsettling.
Also, Americans, Aquafina is tap water? What the fuck? How is a company allowed to get away with selling you fucking tap water?
Edit: it turns out this is fairly common, even in the EU. The fuck is this shit?
Yeah, don't bother with bottled water unless your local tap is complete shit. Or unless you expect the water to cut out.You could extract raw sulfur from my tap water. ._.
Has anyone else ever made a joke at someone else's expense, because making the joke is better then being mad about the situation, and the other person is such an ass about it being at someone else's expense that you suddenly get this complete sense of apathy, like complete and utter don't give a shit if this fucking house lit on fire apathy?No, but I have done it because "remember that friend you kept around just to make fun of, and you made fun of so much you had to thank him for all the good times?" There's always one.
You could extract raw sulfur from my tap water. ._.
Classic 'murica, the water is gunpowder!You could extract raw sulfur from my tap water. ._.
You know what thaaat means. Make gunpowder. o3o
We need to keep on shooting!Classic 'murica, the water is gunpowder!You could extract raw sulfur from my tap water. ._.
You know what thaaat means. Make gunpowder. o3o
every pipe gun is loaded with bullets of cast random soft metals with a propellant composed of charcoal dust, sulfur refined from water drawn from an aquifer of volcanic ash, and ammonia nitrate annealed from fermented piss you've been saving in milk jugs for just such an occasion.That is some dedication right there...
You act like you've never needed to make an improvised explosive device for the purpose of... reasons*. Everyone needs a crude piss fueled explosive device for... reasons*.every pipe gun is loaded with bullets of cast random soft metals with a propellant composed of charcoal dust, sulfur refined from water drawn from an aquifer of volcanic ash, and ammonia nitrate annealed from fermented piss you've been saving in milk jugs for just such an occasion.That is some dedication right there...
Well that's still what the thread is actually called, pretty sure it'll revert to that if someone deletes the thread name.you must be extraordinarily careful not to hit the delete button, I'd probably have done it on accident. But then again I don't have a phone that can go online so...
On a related side note, I almost always use the forum on mobile and you have no idea how many times I've almost deleted this entire thread.
I've hit remove topic so many times and just panicked for a moment before carefully pressing cancel, one day I'm going to fuck up and there'll just be a thread of me explaining where this one went.Well that's still what the thread is actually called, pretty sure it'll revert to that if someone deletes the thread name.you must be extraordinarily careful not to hit the delete button, I'd probably have done it on accident. But then again I don't have a phone that can go online so...
On a related side note, I almost always use the forum on mobile and you have no idea how many times I've almost deleted this entire thread.
If that happens your offical tittle should be klutz...
tittle
And that incident will forever be known as The Deletining!I've hit remove topic so many times and just panicked for a moment before carefully pressing cancel, one day I'm going to fuck up and there'll just be a thread of me explaining where this one went.Well that's still what the thread is actually called, pretty sure it'll revert to that if someone deletes the thread name.you must be extraordinarily careful not to hit the delete button, I'd probably have done it on accident. But then again I don't have a phone that can go online so...
On a related side note, I almost always use the forum on mobile and you have no idea how many times I've almost deleted this entire thread.
Noctifier cannot into German into. o3oIts the effort that matters!
Still, Six should indeed be tittled.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
We interrupt your Sixposting to bring you...sports...news?Did they try not playing drunk this time?
Well holy fucking shit, Ireland won against the All Blacks(New Zealand's rugby team). Only took us 111 years to do it.
https://www.rte.ie/sport/rugby/2016/1105/829454-five-try-ireland-defeat-all-blacks-in-chicago/
yey, spurds bawl! Trow de fut bawl! Kik de fut bawl! ET DE FUT BAWL! DIC DE FUT BAWL! YON MADNEN, GUYD ME HIBS AS I FUG DE FUT BAWLS!!I don't know how to interpret that...
"Yay sports ball! Throw the foot ball! Kick the foot ball! It's the foot ball! Kick the foot ball! I will devour your loved ones!!yey, spurds bawl! Trow de fut bawl! Kik de fut bawl! ET DE FUT BAWL! DIC DE FUT BAWL! YON MADNEN, GUYD ME HIBS AS I FUG DE FUT BAWLS!!I don't know how to interpret that...
YON MADNEN, GUYD ME HIBS AS I FUG DE FUT BAWLS!!
How does that even work?!YON MADNEN, GUYD ME HIBS AS I FUG DE FUT BAWLS!!
You madman, guide my hips as I fuck the footballs?
Blame Six. ;w;Thanks,
FTFYBlame Six. ;w;Thanks, Obama!
Had my suspicions but lack of evidence made me stay quiet.FTFYBlame Six. ;w;Thanks, Obama!
Was nobody aware that I am actually Obama?
...Seriously, being president is apparently hard. :VYeah, just ask Bill Clinton.
I said being president is hard, not being president makes you hard. :VIf it didn't make you hard, he wouldn't have given that intern a cigar.
Also, you win. that is exactly what I said. Except for the "you madman" part. That was actually "john madden." the full sentence being "john madden, guide my hips as I fuck the foot balls."YON MADNEN, GUYD ME HIBS AS I FUG DE FUT BAWLS!!
You madman, guide my hips as I fuck the footballs?
So, for some absurd reason I am converting the remains of an old machete sheath into a holster.At first I expected to read that as "So, for some absurd reason I am now fucking a foot ball."
what the shit....You always come in after the weird shit, like your drawn to it like a moth to a flame.
what the shit....
He's like the guy who walks in half way through porn, gets really weirded out for a moment and then joins inwhat the shit....You always come in after the weird shit, like your drawn to it like a moth to a flame.
And this porn is about having sex with footballs, so it's especially weird. Here vulnus, we save a football for you!He's like the guy who walks in half way through porn, gets really weirded out for a moment and then joins inwhat the shit....You always come in after the weird shit, like your drawn to it like a moth to a flame.
TRIGGERED
Aaaannnd I am confused again...
You are doing non-consensual lewd things with my bretheren! You MONSTERSWilsons just upset because he was trying to clean the grass stains off his stitches and somebody busted into the locker room and took a picture of his pigskin.
Read my previous post.
So, anyone want to start a betting pool for when trump starts World War 3?I might as well start learning European and Japanese.
So, anyone want to start a betting pool for when trump starts World War 3?While I do think he's disgusting, he's probably less likely to try to start WW III than Hillary was, she did think going to war with Russia was a perfectly reasonable thing to do because "Fuck commies!"
Trump has been elected. Aw yeah boi.Suddenly Rhodri returns. Goddammit Rhodri!
And now that means we have to lock you in Caconym's basement. Again.I think he should spend some time locked in your
Is "dungeon" a euphemism for dragonguts? :VNo, it's a euphemism for "creepy basement where random chains people up and menaces them with his dong."
*walks in drinking entire bottle of vodquilla* howdy folks, who we sending to Dragon's Fungeon now? Rhodri? Sounds perfectly reasonable.
No, it's a euphemism for "creepy basement where random chains people up and menaces them with his dong."
Well at least I don't have to feel so bad about Brexit now
Don't you at least have a cave, what kind of self-respecting dragon doesn't have a cave?*walks in drinking entire bottle of vodquilla* howdy folks, who we sending to Dragon's Fungeon now? Rhodri? Sounds perfectly reasonable.No, it's a euphemism for "creepy basement where random chains people up and menaces them with his dong."
But it's Texas, no one has basements here. o3o
Oh hey, a potential positive to Trump being's Putin's bitch? Well, aside from the fact that if he does start WWIII, it won't be Russia nuking us? o3oSomething is something is something...
Is he just sort of ignoring what Russia did, and is still doing to the Ukraine?If it's not affecting his bottom line then no.
Is he just sort of ignoring what Russia did, and is still doing to the Ukraine?
Trump may be a russia puppet, but Clinton thought that going to war with Russia wouldn't have been a problem. As I said, (I think) we dodged one bullet just to be hit by another.
If anything, Trump will just ruin trade/foreign relations.
Whatever happened to the amas? Those were fun and they are abandoned (like most threads I guess...)
There!Whatever happened to the amas? Those were fun and they are abandoned (like most threads I guess...)
Start em back up. I think we all just ran out of shit to ask eachother.
Holy shit you've been here forever, how am I 1600+ posts in and such? :VLike this:
*sees own post count*It's not the size of your post count that matters, it's the quality of your Sixposting.
Size is not everything in life...
You're still the resident FNG though, last I checked, so that's to be expected. <3But...but, I have ~500 posts...
Quite!*sees own post count*It's not the size of your post count that matters, it's the quality of your Sixposting.
Size is not everything in life...
I really should look into it, but all my Sixposting is already spread out over so many threads.You would become the god of Sixposting.
Yesss, I shall become the world serpent, encircling all the threads and trapping the whole forum in my coils. Then, and only then, will you know the true meaning of Sixposting.Because it'll involve actual shit?
So, who misses my fuckton of Doom Gif sig?It amazes me that it doesn't slow my current shitty internet.
'3'
Time to post sharktits to counterbalance this, I guess. o3o
FTFYTime to post sharktits to counterbalance this, I guess. o3o
That goes in the discord chat, please put it here.
So, who misses my fuckton of Doom Gif sig?When I'm forced to use my mobile Internet I strategicly have to avoid letting it load any of your posts otherwise your sig eats all of my data in seconds.
'3'
speaking of discord servers I had to leave one that was supposed to be used to find groups for a game that turned into users putting a bunch of shit in the servers NSFW instead of using it for it's purpose.A lot of discord are shit.
Did a 16 game giveaway on reddit, to enter you had to write a story and pick which game you wanted.you always get blokes like me who'll write you a four or five page story because fuck it, lets at least put some effort into it.
Wasn't expecting to have to read through over 150 stories, a couple of them were super long too.
Did a 16 game giveaway on reddit, to enter you had to write a story and pick which game you wanted.Probably should have established a text limit to the stories.
Wasn't expecting to have to read through over 150 stories, a couple of them were super long too.
I just noticed all the AMA's got bumped.Guess salt was an appropriate name! :p
except mine
Hey flame, how's the cata forums. I haven't checked for a while...Things have pretty much calmed down, but the only RP still running is The Adventures of Mosin, which is kept bumped by like three people. Marloss Man Reborn passed 100,000 kills yesterday.
First Rhodri reappears and then goes missing again and then Flame just turns upMy conspiracy senses are tingling, wait no that's just a regular headache, I think.
You two are at it again...First Rhodri reappears and then goes missing again and then Flame just turns upMy conspiracy senses are tingling, wait no that's just a regular headache, I think.
Have we ever seen them in the same room? They might be the same person.
Caconym is always at it. Blame the tinfoil hat, it acts as a receiver and turns a regular lunatic into the fun kind. o3oYou're just trying to get him to take off the tinfoil shielding aren't you?
Though a fire-breathing variant probably would count as endothermic if whatever makes fire breath work is also used in temperature regulation. :VOr a large flying lizard with fire magic.
Doubt it, unless you consider the age of it's parts as its actual age but that that'd have unfortunate implications for actual sex bots.
How about this thought for the day:
If you have sex with one of the freddy fazbear animatronics, is it still pedophilia and/or necrophilia on top of the fact that you are fucking a machine?
Of course YOU would know, being perv dragon and all.Doubt it, unless you consider the age of it's parts as its actual age but that that'd have unfortunate implications for actual sex bots.
You know what's weird? I don't really give a fuck about the FNAF series and I still know why Salt's suggesting it might be pedophilia and necrophilia. >.o
Creepypasta shit right there.
I also know...Of course YOU would know, being perv dragon and all.Doubt it, unless you consider the age of it's parts as its actual age but that that'd have unfortunate implications for actual sex bots.
You know what's weird? I don't really give a fuck about the FNAF series and I still know why Salt's suggesting it might be pedophilia and necrophilia. >.o
Creepypasta shit right there.
Which is the kind of thing lurker would know...I also know...Of course YOU would know, being perv dragon and all.Doubt it, unless you consider the age of it's parts as its actual age but that that'd have unfortunate implications for actual sex bots.
You know what's weird? I don't really give a fuck about the FNAF series and I still know why Salt's suggesting it might be pedophilia and necrophilia. >.o
Creepypasta shit right there.
Of course YOU would know, being perv dragon and all.I also know...
Noctifier conformed for perv youkai.It's not like that!!!
Which is the kind of thing lurker would know...I'll be quiet then...
So...your going to lurk then? ;DWhich is the kind of thing lurker would know...I'll be quiet then...
But...but..I post and stuff, I am active...I am not (a) lurker...
Don't give more ideas to the cat!!!But...but..I post and stuff, I am active...I am not (a) lurker...
Clearly you lurk under Caconym's bed, not on the forum. D:
But...but..I post and stuff, I am active...I am not (a) lurker...That seems like the kind of thing a lurker would say
Don't give more ideas to the cat!!!
Hey I found a picture oflurkerNoctiferLurkifer
There's a difference now?Don't give more ideas to the cat!!!
Ideas like you lurking in bed, not under it? o3oHey I found a picture oflurkerNoctiferLurkifer
We're talking about the Noctifer under your bed, not the monster under your bed.
Ideas like you lurking in bed, not under it? o3oWhat is that supposed to mean?!
Caconym you goddamn racist, of course there's a difference.Yeah, get it right!...still not (a) lurker...
The picture you posted is clearly a giraffe, Lurkifer is some sort of horrific abomination. I know they look similar but there IS a difference.
punching the fruit of bowls. The pen obelisks in the time of coffees and malcontent shrinks at shrimp time.
Setting up a twitch channel, twitter and gmail in preperation for some streaming once I've got my new rig built and some utter dickbag already has SiegeLion on all them.This only further proves your a cylon, one of your copies is already doing shit before you.
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.Pretty sure that is against the Geneva convention.
I'd make the bastard drink a really weak cup of tea if I could.
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Ghandi would probably be fine with it though.Pretty sure that is against the Geneva convention.
I'd make the bastard drink a really weak cup of tea if I could.
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Doubt Ghandi would approve as its not nuking shit.Ghandi would probably be fine with it though.Pretty sure that is against the Geneva convention.
I'd make the bastard drink a really weak cup of tea if I could.
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Actually yeah, nevermind. A weak cup of tea is the kind of thing Ghandi would nuke you for.Doubt Ghandi would approve as its not nuking shit.Ghandi would probably be fine with it though.Pretty sure that is against the Geneva convention.
I'd make the bastard drink a really weak cup of tea if I could.
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I just got done with my training for my job as a car
I just got done with my training for my job as a car and I was told, and I quote, "lacking in the empathy department" I have for the longest time had a fear and insecurity that I might have antisocial tendencies or worse and this surely did not help...But then surely you don't care given your lack of empathy...
Why do cars need empathy?So they can understand the trouble and tribulations of other vehicles thus being better in the road and having less accidents, but they first need to be self driving.
A mattress is a good investment.Furniture in general.
What, not ye olde milk crate? o3oThey break too easily.
And welcome back, for once you weren't attracted here by weirdness.Indeed! Welcome back!
Quick, someone say something weird before he leaves again!Something Weird before he leaves again (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LiteralMinded)
you got a giggle out of me with that, and given what I've gotten back from that was nice.Quick, someone say something weird before he leaves again!Something Weird before he leaves again (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LiteralMinded)
Bugger. Not even if mixed into hardtack? :VNot even. They would reduce the shelf life to somewhere in the region of "not very long."
Bugger. Not even if mixed into hardtack? :VNot even. They would reduce the shelf life to somewhere in the region of "not very long."
How about dried-freezed-vacuum-sealed-hardtack with honey spread?Honey doesn't spoil, so you'd be fine. Unless you mean something like honey butter, in which case "eeh... maybe? Probably not."
It'll last longer than fresh bread, by awhile. I say "not very long," what should have said is "long enough to trick you into thinking it won't go bad." Hardtack lasts a long time because of what it's made out of. A lot of stuff that can mold if it's subject to moisture, but if it's kept in a nice dry place it will never go bad. Lentils on the other hand have a bunch more stuff in them that doesn't keep so well. They'd have to be dried, powdered, and mixed into the flour. If your going whole lentils, no. Powdered would be preferable.Bugger. Not even if mixed into hardtack? :VNot even. They would reduce the shelf life to somewhere in the region of "not very long."
Butbutbut. This royally screws up an idea I had. D:
Granted, it still seems perfectly sensible if you want something that has more nutrition than hardtack alone. Question is whether it'll at least last longer than fresh, proper bread and cooked lentils would separately...
They'd have to be dried, powdered, and mixed into the flour.
From furniture to hardtack quite the progression of topics.Hardtack is how you fix wobbly furniture you, jeez caconym.
That or hardtack is so hard you may as well be trying to eat the furniture.From furniture to hardtack quite the progression of topics.Hardtack is how you fix wobbly furniture you, jeez caconym.
Blame my randomly browsing derpy videos right at the time Vulnus was left with nothing weird to witness. o3oShoulda gone with sexualized hardtacks
edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.ಠ_ಠ
edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.Things to add to my "do not google" list...
Another thing to add to your "do not google" list"gunt"edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.Things to add to my "do not google" list...
Noted...Another thing to add to your "do not google" list"gunt"edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.Things to add to my "do not google" list...
Oh dear god the horror, the horror, it's burned onto my retinas forever now.Another thing to add to your "do not google" list"gunt"edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.Things to add to my "do not google" list...
Tack Bras are a totally different thing though.See, I knew what that was ahead of time, I just didn't say anything cuz I like it when other people get scared
Also I'm going to Google gunt now
Edit: Well that was a bad move
Rule 1 of Utterly Mad: Google ALL of the things.FTFY
He'll totally do it, unlock all them secrets. He has...a skeleton key. *ba dum tish*That is probably the best joke that's ever been made on this forum.
Noctifer confirmed for wearing a chastity belt.I am not a sexual deviant!
You need some of that chewing tobacco then. Oh wait, deviant? Sorry I thought you said sexual tyrannosaurus.Noctifer confirmed for wearing a chastity belt.I am not a sexual deviant!
That is probably the best joke that's ever been made on this forum.
Our standards aren't exactly high.
I am not a sexual deviant!
Wouldn't wearing a chastity belt make you the opposite of a sexual deviant?*Mumble grumble* Guess you have point... *Mumble grumble*
Speaking of google searches, the first thing you see when you google image search "sexual tyrannosaurus" is obviously predator stuff.This forum keeps adding to the do not google list!
This forum keeps adding to the do not google list!
Pbbbt. Noctifer confirmed for voraphile apparently. o3oI am just no longer shocked after the many a things touhou I have seen and read. My fetishes are pretty vanilla.
Try again? [ 1 credit to continue ]Santa isn't real.
a dreidel refusing to stop spinning, followed by that Inception *bweooow* noise.and that's the most horrifying thing of all. A dreidel spinning forever and ever, never showing any of it's sides. Never settling, always threatening to reveal mans unavoidable fate but never stopping. Oh dreidel, what is your impossible geometries? Share with us your secrets, tiny jewish top.
Britains banning more porn (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/porn-sex-acts-banned-government-restrictions-full-list-fisting-periods-urine-public-a7433931.html) at this rate porn will become an item you smuggle into the UK and sell on the black market like drugs.Honestly I'm fucking furious over this, our government is beginning to become too fucking controlling and involved in our personal lives.
Britains banning more porn (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/porn-sex-acts-banned-government-restrictions-full-list-fisting-periods-urine-public-a7433931.html) at this rate porn will become an item you smuggle into the UK and sell on the black market like drugs.Honestly I'm fucking furious over this, our government is beginning to become too fucking controlling and involved in our personal lives.
They've just passed a law requiring ISPs to keep our browser history stored for at least a year. It's utter fucking bullshit that won't help protect anyone and will just drive up the price of Internet as ISPs charge us to pay for the storage required to keep the mass amounts of information from all of their customers.
No they're banning shit to do with human porn, not furry porn.Britains banning more porn (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/porn-sex-acts-banned-government-restrictions-full-list-fisting-periods-urine-public-a7433931.html) at this rate porn will become an item you smuggle into the UK and sell on the black market like drugs.Honestly I'm fucking furious over this, our government is beginning to become too fucking controlling and involved in our personal lives.
They've just passed a law requiring ISPs to keep our browser history stored for at least a year. It's utter fucking bullshit that won't help protect anyone and will just drive up the price of Internet as ISPs charge us to pay for the storage required to keep the mass amounts of information from all of their customers.
Does this mean if I start posting furry stuff on here, Six gets arrested? 3:
>store browser history
even .onion links...
Good point, probably in some watchlist.>store browser history
even .onion links...
That was actually my first thought too.
Though looking at porn there probably already makes the overlords suspicious for completely different reasons.
http://imgur.com/a/oLyjTThe categories suck. The only one I can really make a definitive choice on is "test of time" or whatever it was (doom.) The rest are just stupid. The others are:
I've been voting on the steam awards. Hope the Stardrive series wins this one.
One look at Dragon's internet history would drive them to insanity, starting blood rituals in order to "Appease the Dragon"
TBH I think a look at anyone's search history would drive the British government to insanity.
But your ISP knows, it's only a matter of time until they gaze upon your browsing history and start the blood rituals in your name.One look at Dragon's internet history would drive them to insanity, starting blood rituals in order to "Appease the Dragon"
Pbbt, more reason why I set Firefox to not save my browser history. o3o
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http://imgur.com/a/oLyjTThe categories suck. The only one I can really make a definitive choice on is "test of time" or whatever it was (doom.) The rest are just stupid. The others are:
I've been voting on the steam awards. Hope the Stardrive series wins this one.
"I'm not crying, there's something in my eye."
There are no games I have any feels about on steam. The only "feels" I've had for a game were the end of red dead redemption (the feel of witnessing a noble and triumphant sacrifice) and animal crossing new leaf (real feels bro.) The last game I played that demanded "feels" from me was LISA, and while I did enjoy that game, I didn't really feel any feels I was told I would feel. It's a nice game, but not depressing. Like "The Road," you'd have to be soft in the heart or have some faith in humanity feel anything from it.
"Just 5 more minutes."
I guess Civ5 would get this one, but I don't have a job, so everything is "just 5 more minutes." Btw, if you don't have the Civ5 bundle, now is a good time to get it. It's 83 cents.
"Whooooaaa, dude."
This one is for the most "mind blowing" game. I havn't had my mind "blown" in quiet awhile. The last thing to do that was the movie "Book of Eli" which I saw in the theater. To have your mind blown, you need to experience something amazing or unexpected. Games and movies are all built aroun established story tropes these days, so nothing in them that happens is usually unexpected. There is Doom 2016 though, but I don't own it. (I've tried it though, but you shouldn't vote on things you don't own.) Doom 2016 is unexpected in that it's fantastic in this day and age of horse shit and amazing in that it's fantastic in this day and age of horse shit. It doesn't blow my mind though. It's great, but my brain isn't currently undergoing violent orgasm from the experience.
"Villian who needs a hug."
That's fucking dumb, but "Spooky's house of jumpscares" will probably win that one. Oh sorry, "Spooky'shouse of jumpscaresjumpscare mansion." Fucking lawsuit happy assholes. Not the devs of the game, the shitheads who insisted they change the title.
"Game within a Game"
I could do that one actually. The only contender is "Tabletop Simulator" which is literally all the board games in video game form.
"I thought this was cool before it won an award."
If you think a game needs to win awards to be cool and that somehow liking it before it had the award somehow sets you apart, then you can fuck off the edge of my dick you hipster shit.
"The best use of a farm animal."
This is rather specific isn't it? As if the winner has been predetermined by someone, or perhaps someone over at steam wants to give "Stardew Valley" an award but couldn't think of another way to do it.
"We didn't think of everything"
A fancy name for the write in category. I'm going to write in "butter toasted genitals." Just in case you think I'm lying though...
(http://i.imgur.com/9mWYsjq.png)
Hinterland is an alright game, but it's a bit on the obscure side. Probably won't receive a nomination for anything else.
I voted Insurgency for "Best use of a Farm Animal".there are farm animals in Insurgency?
*stares disapprovingly at Random_Dragon*
I'm joking, you know about the whole 'I need to post rule 34' bit.*stares disapprovingly at Random_Dragon*
...por que? ;_____;
Best use of a farm animal should go to goat simulator every year.There is so much wrong with that "game." Did I say "game?" I meant "Ham-fisted social pandering for the sake of milking money from classless hipster fucks." Started as a thing thrown together to raise money for a real game, ended as an excuse to sell DLC with idiotic messages about politics and the state of the games industry. It became about the circle jerk. One big circle jerk with a goat in the middle.
It still is the best use of a farm animal in steam.Best use of a farm animal should go to goat simulator every year.There is so much wrong with that "game." Did I say "game?" I meant "Ham-fisted social pandering for the sake of milking money from classless hipster fucks." Started as a thing thrown together to raise money for a real game, ended as an excuse to sell DLC with idiotic messages about politics and the state of the games industry. It became about the circle jerk. One big circle jerk with a goat in the middle.
It is the best use of a farm animal in the same way a church is the best scam in the u-s-of-a.As a religious person, fuck off. as someone who hates the big mega churches on TV...he has a point.
Still no sign of the damn technitian today...someone is getting stabbed today...probably me but still!!!You might not want to stab the technician when he eventually arrives.
.....Still no sign of the damn technitian today...someone is getting stabbed today...probably me but still!!!You might not want to stab the technician when he eventually arrives.
Please stop cutting yourself. It's going to become contagious.You are not my boss!!!
https://youtu.be/efMHLkyb7hoI was waiting for that song to suddenly take a turn for the dark at the end. Where all the potatoes are suddenly being peeled and mashed or chopped up and are screaming in agony and death. It would have been appropriate.
Yay, I'm still...eh. In a funk due to things. Salty things.
Castro also died, CIA been trying to kill him for like 70 years and all it took was fucking 2016.
president DuckI love this.
Castro also died, CIA been trying to kill him for like 70 years and all it took was fucking 2016.He said he wouldn't die until america was destroyed*, 600+ assassination attempts failed, then he saw trump winning the election, said "good enough" and finally died.
It depends on who he assigns to foreign relations as that person will call the shots.Yep.
But it's a festive frog with a festive hatThat makes it fine then
Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa also bah humbug.No, you leave the winter solstice alone!
You can't jail dragons inside other dragons. That would be both cruel and deviant.
But that's Dragon's fetish.Seems about right.
Back, sorry, the real life attacked and i kinda forgot to check the forums for a week or so. Sowwie.
Eh, it's good, I've been trying to find time to reboot the UMCW thing but I've been busy afI was gonna do that.
For anyone who wrote anything for it, it's being rebooted as a separate section of the forum, migrating your stuff over is fine because it'll have more or less a similar layout. None of the old stuff will get deleted it's just been moved down to the bottom of the main page.
Eh, it's good, I've been trying to find time to reboot the UMCW thing but I've been busy afoh there's still interest in that? I thought everyone gave up on it, guess I'll work on more content for whenever we decide to get back to it after the reboot.
For anyone who wrote anything for it, it's being rebooted as a separate section of the forum, migrating your stuff over is fine because it'll have more or less a similar layout. None of the old stuff will get deleted it's just been moved down to the bottom of the main page.
I have no context of what is going on!
...kinky. :VYou have not actully gone through with it so its alright I guess.
And I thought my vore jokes were bad enough.
Don't tempt me. 3:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWULCfJ2PGA
I swear to god if anyone creates a race of sentient shark dicks I will ban you.So, only shark dicks are a problem what if i was to say make a race of human dicks?
*Narrows eyes at Bubbadoo*
Those already exist, they're called TerransI swear to god if anyone creates a race of sentient shark dicks I will ban you.So, only shark dicks are a problem what if i was to say make a race of human dicks?
*Narrows eyes at Bubbadoo*
M'yes, hopefully there'll be no Mushroom People living in the crust of Earth with their OP shroom-steel.
Your all weak try injecting liquid nitrogen into your veins. Or mercury either and/or both.
Anything is food if your brave enough.Your all weak try injecting liquid nitrogen into your veins. Or mercury either and/or both.
That is not a food for people. Caconym confirmed for robot.
Anyone is food if you're a dragon.
FTFYAnything is a dildo if you're a dragon.
FTFY
FTFYFTFYAnything is a dildo if you're a bad dragon.
FTFY
I HAVE INTERNETZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but...but...I can't dwarf or fortress....I HAVE INTERNETZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now go do our DF fort game thing or you're going in dragon jail.
Yesss, you must dwarf and fortress. Or I'm saving the hot tub suite for you. 3:Its too complex to learn quickly...
Shark dicks are inevitable. Instead, have a derp:That first one:
Um...ohgod the text is unreadable. :V
also inb4 sharkdicksThat is only on Discord, due to ease of uploading. :3
Changed my sig. Was requested less Doom Gifs. So I removed all, and just added one shark gif instead.
Was requested less Doom Gifs.
less Doom Gifs.
Needs some Hexen and Strife while you're at it. 3:You forgot Heretic.
You forgot Heretic.
You forgot Heretic.
Heretic still gets more love than Hexen and Strife though. ;w;
shoulda switched the doom gifs for just as many gifs of something else :PGifs in the forum are continuously loaded over and over again on any page they're on, absolutely wrecks data caps.
True. My potato thanks you for this un-heresy.Fixed it for ya.
Well I'm currently dying from a 16 hour drinking session, I fell asleep near the end and started talking about small angry people and then woke up to carry on drinking, best friend fell asleep sat up with his eyes open.
We're English.The English can complain and drink.
All we can do is complain about the weather and drink.
Except for Mrnocamera, who is too smol to drink. o3oSame...
Aw, that made my day better.We're English.The English can complain and drink.
All we can do is complain about the weather and drink.
The Irish can sing and drink.
The Scottish can fight and drink.
The Welsh can have sex with sheep.
He wasn't already?Well, more insane then?
I have not been able to odd for a while now...Is such a thing even possible?
I would not be feeling down about it if it wasn't, on the up side it still might be butter!well that's certainly a strange thing to say.
Best Pony?Peeled and salted. That or Tesco cheeseburgers.
Now that's what I am talking about.Best Pony?Peeled and salted. That or Tesco cheeseburgers.
...Also fuck you I'm 16 ;-;I will be 20 in 8 days kid.
Also fuck you I'm 16 ;-;You're 12 m8
Also fuck you I'm 16 ;-;
I swear to god, I'm gonna make Dragon burgers in a minute.Also fuck you I'm 16 ;-;
Hatchlingcamera. o3o
On a related note, I can finally say I managed to quit smoking for good.Are you sure? Or has something else taken it's place? What other addictive substances could have taken the place of cigarettes in six's life? You know the kind of stuff. Booze, heroine, and public masturbation perhaps?
People rarely look like the picture on their ID.
I got mine done when I was like... 9?So... last week then, can't have changed that much. :P
So yeah, eurgh.
Saw so many Siege-(insert here)'s and thought I was gonna have to ask an admin to start banning spam bots, looked at profile and saw who it was and face palmed.I wonder what spurred that on. On the plus side though, just saw what lorknis got changed to. "Siege Loli." Hilarious, but if you type it into google all you'll get is pictures of Loki from the Thor comic books.
Caconym made me do itSynonymous with the voices in your head.
Edit: I also didn't forget to include Vulnus and Salt, or the karma system, I have no idea what you're on about.You didn't actually. I changed it back to normal after having a light chuckle. I can foresee this turning into that thing we all do on the chat sometimes where we all change our display names to something else every five seconds.
I'm gonna eat Siege for this. :VWhich one? :P
We are legion, for we are many.I'm gonna eat Siege for this. :VWhich one? :P
I'm gonna eat Siege for this. :VWhich one? :P
I, alongside Mr. Kanye West, will be running for President of The United States 2020.Shouldn't you be running for the queen of England or something?
It's going to be bloody tremendous.
We need to get Six a wig and dress for that, though.Do we really? (http://media.battlestarwiki.org/images/thumb/f/fe/Season_3_-_Promo_-_AMOS_-_Number_Six.jpg/200px-Season_3_-_Promo_-_AMOS_-_Number_Six.jpg)
I now have a shark emoji in my username. Life is great.Doesn't look like anything to me.
Dragon emote when.You kidding me? You guys get two.
Dragon emote when.You kidding me? You guys get two.
🐉 🐲
Dragon emote when.You kidding me? You guys get two.
🐉 🐲
I see a snek, and...a head of lettuce. Now where are you getting this thing. D:
Heresy sushi, I see.The borg-mycus-zergs are not amused...
Heresy sushi, I see.🦈 ❌ 🍣 ‼
I don't think teasing the shark is a good idea...Ye-yeah, what th-they said! '^'
I can see those two but not the one in your name.Dragon emote when.You kidding me? You guys get two.
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Secondly, more directly a request than much else. Can we get a discussion board for just discussing things about UMEU? Reasoning being people can discuss ideas in a bit less detail, discuss character concepts, and just UMEU in general as well as ask the GMs questions when needed.Done
Thanks, going to put up a couple sticky threads in there now.Secondly, more directly a request than much else. Can we get a discussion board for just discussing things about UMEU? Reasoning being people can discuss ideas in a bit less detail, discuss character concepts, and just UMEU in general as well as ask the GMs questions when needed.Done
I keep my scratch ticket addiction to a free app. There is one that promises the chance to win thousands and whatever, but most of the time you will only get like the $1 ones more then anything. Only cost is having to watch a video ad, but it's nice getting a buck for basically nothing, and getting coin things also from the app to waste on lottery type things.And that app would be...
LucktasticI keep my scratch ticket addiction to a free app. There is one that promises the chance to win thousands and whatever, but most of the time you will only get like the $1 ones more then anything. Only cost is having to watch a video ad, but it's nice getting a buck for basically nothing, and getting coin things also from the app to waste on lottery type things.And that app would be...
Thanks!LucktasticI keep my scratch ticket addiction to a free app. There is one that promises the chance to win thousands and whatever, but most of the time you will only get like the $1 ones more then anything. Only cost is having to watch a video ad, but it's nice getting a buck for basically nothing, and getting coin things also from the app to waste on lottery type things.And that app would be...
Why is the Dapperness/Cuteness scale now Siege and Lion?
HOI.Your missing the part where six renamed everyone some variant of siegelion or working lion into the name.
Sorry i havent been posting much, its been a terrible few months to close out a terrible year, school is almost done for the semester so i might be able to post more.
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Why is the Dapperness/Cuteness scale now Siege and Lion?
Holy fucking shit, do I love these goddamned potatoes!
sssshhhhhh!!!Holy fucking shit, do I love these goddamned potatoes!
...this is the first time I've seen someone actually follow the news order.
They aren't even GOOD potatoes. 3:U wut m8!
why am I renamed to siegelion.?Read the last page or two of the thread to find out. ;D
thinking about harpies, ceramics, and fictional economics.
What, instead of all of the above, all at once? o3oYes. To be fair though, the ceramics and the import/export stuff are related. It's a whole branching path thing that spreads into other topics of thought in the same general areas.
birdtits.
You magnificent bastard.birdtits.
This is what came to mind when I saw bird tits...This is a cute.
This is what came to mind when I saw bird tits...FUCK NUCLEAR BITCH.
You can't deal with utsuho? Git gub m8! In the story mode you have to defeat her with cirno, CIRNO!This is what came to mind when I saw bird tits...FUCK NUCLEAR BITCH.
GOD HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED FUCKING THE FUCKING FIGHTING GAMES? FUCK THIS CHARACTER IS HARD TO KILL.
Which is the strongest, therefore your argument is invalid. 3:Do not bring forth such memes into this conversation!
I actually FUCKING DID THAT ONEYou can't deal with utsuho? Git gub m8! In the story mode you have to defeat her with cirno, CIRNO!This is what came to mind when I saw bird tits...FUCK NUCLEAR BITCH.
GOD HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED FUCKING THE FUCKING FIGHTING GAMES? FUCK THIS CHARACTER IS HARD TO KILL.
Half deadOk, I guess you could do that, although it can be rather hard when most of Utsuho's attacks will knock you right on your ass, Peri actually did try a melee-centric Touhou a couple of times, and he actually found he had the best chances with that goddamn reclusive asthmatic one week girl. Patchouli.slavegardener is enough for me.
Just dodge and melee, utsuho "fire rate" is slow.
I do do that. And the asthma recluse is not as bad as the ghost eating machine...so many colors...Half deadOk, I guess you could do that, although it can be rather hard when most of Utsuho's attacks will knock you right on your ass, Peri actually did try a melee-centric Touhou a couple of times, and he actually found he had the best chances with that goddamn reclusive asthmatic one week girl. Patchouli.slavegardener is enough for me.
Just dodge and melee, utsuho "fire rate" is slow.
That is the only touhou I have thus far loathed fighting against.
Stahp, or I'll ramble about what I've been doing in DF. >.oYou do that anyway, though.
Don't tempt me, because I made a fucking sweet mead hall.As if you need an excuse to do so. Tempting you only sways in what thread you do so.
Geez, the cdda forums are not looking to good, might be the moddening: the sequel.Direct them here, we could use the new blood.
Oh fun, think we might get a 2nd exodus to this forum? Could use some new lifeblood.Mmm. Delicious lifeblood.
There have been some very unsatisfactory changes to the game. Quite a few people are more than just upset, saying there coders have to consult the community with big changes and The Almighty Granola Bar flat out said "No, we don't, this is not a community project." People are not happy about that. Here is the link http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=13888.0as I've not paid any attention to the game since leaving(not even played it out of curiousity, just doesn't interest me anymore) isn't Darkling the 'owner' and not The Almighty Granola Bar? But I digress and will agree that no one over there seems to have any maturity towards criticism.
Darkling Wolf was co-owner before he stepped down. He is active on the subreddit. I talked with him on Steam, he said if he did go back into it he would make a new branch and remove about 50% of the content.There have been some very unsatisfactory changes to the game. Quite a few people are more than just upset, saying there coders have to consult the community with big changes and The Almighty Granola Bar flat out said "No, we don't, this is not a community project." People are not happy about that. Here is the link http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=13888.0as I've not paid any attention to the game since leaving(not even played it out of curiousity, just doesn't interest me anymore) isn't Darkling the 'owner' and not The Almighty Granola Bar? But I digress and will agree that no one over there seems to have any maturity towards criticism.
CDDA does indeed need fetishes, but not a realism one. o3oCounting realism, it only has three at the moment from what I know.
Counting realism, it only has three at the moment from what I know.
I was thinking masochism and the "messager", but yours works as well.
Someone should totally start an actual community made branch of DDA just to piss off The Almighty Granola Bar.I need someone to help me read CDDA code-language, and i would do it. I loved the game, like, a lot, and it is the reason i am not dead right now, and seeing it being so horrifically mistreated is actually making me sick to my stomach.
Can I get a bah humbug? o3o*humming sheep-bug noides*
>Canandian
What is that? How do I insult it?
You can just get rid of people down the line until you have a queen again.It's be like a reverse Henry the VIII.
http://people.com/movies/carrie-fisher-dies/Actually, the next to die would be Carrie Fisher's mother, who just went a few hours ago.
2016 keeps on killin'.
Who's gonna be next the queen? Hear she ain't feeling too well lately...
(I'm not exploding at Vulnus, just the idea of 2016 as the worst year)
Only in the echo chamber of the internet is 2016 the worst year. Some of us have had worse years. 2016 was just like any other year with the exception that it had an election in it. You know what was a worse year? 2014. Why? Among many other things, my mother died. 2016 has been fine compared to that. For most people the ONLY reason 2016 was "the worst year" was because Trump won the election. They don't understand how the electoral system or the government itself works, and they didn't get what they wanted. Perhaps if Clinton hadn't cheated Sanders out of the election, we would have had a better choice over the orange chicken nugget in a wig we had to go with. They bitch and moan in that echo chamber, making it sound like a bigger deal than it really is, making it sound like more people are upset than actually are. Yes, 2016 was unpleasant, but the only way in which it would have been "the worst year" would be if the worlds nuclear arsenal and power plants spontaneously combusted all at once while everyone was collectively crapping their pants after eating some bad chicken. That would give the horde of whiny millennials something to cry about. Even then though I'm sure a few people, myself included, would be excited about the coming nuclear apocalypse. Also I can imagine some people being very excited because they shit themselves.
If anyone wants to insist that it was the worst year though, it's all right.
Aya, as I said I wasn't shitting at you, just the idea of "2016! worst year!"
It's been an... educational year to say the least.
Hiphepy birtdei
I'm currently sitting on a toilet, violently shivering. In my own house this time though and that makes it a little bit better.Fucking lightweight.
It turns out a combination of beer, vodka, whiskey and drinks you're not sure where they came from but you drank them anyway is a bad idea.
So. Evidently at some point I got blocked on CDDA's repo, good while after I gave up on the place. I wouldn't really give a shit anymore if I weren't still maintaining Arcana mod. They even opened an issue solely to report major JSON changes for authors of third-party mods to follow so they can fix their shit, but being blocked prevents following it. >.oassuming you don't need an account for whatever service: If you can provide a link to the relevant page I can copy and paste it into a PM and send it to you.
I took a sip, a sip, of an unknown alcoholic drink and I then immediately knock over an ironing board, a foldable table and two chairs...That's a special kind of lightweight.
assuming you don't need an account for whatever service: If you can provide a link to the relevant page I can copy and paste it into a PM and send it to you.
I took a sip, a sip, of an unknown alcoholic drink and I then immediately knock over an ironing board, a foldable table and two chairs...Wow, what a pansy.
Leave me alone...I don't drink...
...I don't know how to respond to that but it makes me uneasy...Leave me alone...I don't drink...
I will drink you. 3:
Leave me alone...I don't drink...Bitch I'm like 3 and I'm less of a lightweight than you
Its not so much lightweight since I literally drank a slurp, a single sip, not even a shot.Leave me alone...I don't drink...Bitch I'm like 3 and I'm less of a lightweight than you
Smolcamera admitted it! o3oOkay seriously, stop calling me that.
Its not so much lightweight since I literally drank a slurp, a single sip, not even a shot.
Okay seriously, stop calling me that.
It's the worst nickname.
Human sized.Its not so much lightweight since I literally drank a slurp, a single sip, not even a shot.
Was it a youkai-sized slurp, or a dragon-sized one?
That's a big slurp if you drank an entire human's volume.No, not a human sized slurp, but the size a human would slurp.
just had to solve a captcha to use google...maybe looking up the length and weight of things like an AR were not the smartest things to use google for, or I need to check my plugins for my browser.Did you start using incognito mode by any chance?
I don't use incognito mode since I like to keep most things in my history(I do occassionaly delete the occassional fucked up image that gets on Imgur from my history) so I'm thinking it might have been a browser plug in freaking out.just had to solve a captcha to use google...maybe looking up the length and weight of things like an AR were not the smartest things to use google for, or I need to check my plugins for my browser.Did you start using incognito mode by any chance?
Google permanently monitors your activity to check if you're behaving like a human would, incognito mode prevents this so it sometimes has to give you a captcha test instead.
I have learned a thing. Some people get around the drinking and driving laws by lying about what they are drinking. They will buy a cup of ice for the soda fountain and several cans/bottles of booze. They then put booze in the cup and pretend it's a soda.
Smoke alcohol, drink heroin.Have one whole cocaine of whiskey.
I used to be a respected youkai in my society but then I smoked ONE mariguana and look at me now...
mariguana
Smoke alcohol, drink heroin.Alcohol is combustible and produces smoke, so that can be done, and Heroin is a liquid, right? If not, just mix it with, like, pepsi and chuuuuuuug it.
Light them on fire? No no, Noctifer was talking about the process of preserving with smoke. Was the iguana good Noctifer? Can I have your iguana marinade recipe? I don't have a good one of my own and smoked iguana sounds like it might be good.I used to be a respected youkai in my society but then I smoked ONE mariguana and look at me now...mariguana
You're supposed to pet Martian Iguanas and feed them treats, not light them on fire! D:
It was good, just a make sure too kill it by surprise because if it get tensed up the meat is all hard. As for the recipe, that is a secrete! ;)Light them on fire? No no, Noctifer was talking about the process of preserving with smoke. Was the iguana good Noctifer? Can I have your iguana marinade recipe? I don't have a good one of my own and smoked iguana sounds like it might be good.I used to be a respected youkai in my society but then I smoked ONE mariguana and look at me now...mariguana
You're supposed to pet Martian Iguanas and feed them treats, not light them on fire! D:
As for the recipe, that is a secrete! ;)You have glands that produce marinade? Or you are marinading the iguana in normal bodily secretions?
You have glands that produce marinade? Or you are marinading the iguana in normal bodily secretions?I can just conjure the marinade via MAGIC!
You're secreting the marinade. Yeah, go ahead and keep the recipe, I'm fine.No, its MAGIC!
No, pissing on the iguana is not magic no matter what you chant while doing so.I just pictured someone doing that and made me laugh more than it should.
No, pissing on the iguana is not magic no matter what you chant while doing so....what about pouring buckets of blood on the iguana and chanting to cthulu? Is that magic?
No, pissing on the iguana is not magic no matter what you chant while doing so....what about pouring buckets of blood on the iguana and chanting to cthulu? Is that magic?
*Hides under the table*No, pissing on the iguana is not magic no matter what you chant while doing so....what about pouring buckets of blood on the iguana and chanting to cthulu? Is that magic?
Only if it's youkai blood. We need a volunteer to test that...
I hope that a new RP starts that doesn't die imediatly
BUBBA IS A TINY SHARK AND CUTE. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Fun fact, it's his turn in BOTH of them.I hope that a new RP starts that doesn't die imediatly
I'd rather we have a succession game that doesn't die immediately. Hint hint, I thought it was your turn on one of the two. 3:
FTFYBUBBA IS A SMOL SHARK AND CUTE. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
FTFW
DO NOT CHANGE WORD. >:( >:( >:( >:(https://youtu.be/yfj9pkN4nxg (https://youtu.be/yfj9pkN4nxg)
DO NOT CHANGE WORD. >:( >:( >:( >:((http://i.imgur.com/as5HjpJ.jpg)
DOUSE ME WITH FUNGICIDE. >:( >:( >:( >:(
What version is the succession game? If its a newer buil, i would plat because hordes are actually reasonable.
calling it Mexican food is even more heretical than pineapple pizza.Woah there dragoo, that's a pretty huge claim there, nothing is more heretical than a pineappzza. Sure taco bell is probably bad but surely not pineapple pizza bad.
Woah there dragoo, that's a pretty huge claim there, nothing is more heretical than a pineappzza. Sure taco bell is probably bad but surely not pineapple pizza bad.
As someone who eats mexican food in mexico (matamoros) occasionally I agree.Woah there dragoo, that's a pretty huge claim there, nothing is more heretical than a pineappzza. Sure taco bell is probably bad but surely not pineapple pizza bad.
Once you've had food from an actual nice, local restaurant you'll agree. Or maybe this is just a Texan thing. ;w;
As someone who eats mexican food in mexico (matamoros) occasionally I agree.
Artichoke hearts are almost like low impact sauerkraut.
Use the meat cleaver and swing hard to break the bone.
Dammit Bubba, stop trying to sell Viagra.But Viagra is the best way to keep things up, for those times where you need a little help.
Spam shark: for when you want your sushi to taste like like pork.As a person who has had to eat a lot of fried spam in his days
We need confirmation from the spam connoisseur himself, saltmummy626!It is a mix of meat which tastes entirely of SPAM with a pork under taste.
You mean it tastes like salt and delicious!Spam shark: for when you want your sushi to taste like like pork.As a person who has had to eat a lot of fried spam in his days
Spam does not taste like pork.
It tastes like salt and unhealthy.
But does it taste good with Bubbas? XPI don't know what that variety of shark tastes like, so I'm going to say... If you like?
"Will Will Smith smith?"
"Will Smith will smith."
Police police police police!
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A... L... I... V... E...
Alive? ALIVE!? is it saying it's alive??
I don't know, i'll keep going.
S.. T.. A.. Y.. I.. N... A.. L.. I.. V.. E..
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Shit, this is a Bee Gee board.
Bad shark. D:I don't know. Personally I find puns to be insufferably punishing on my mind, but that one was OK by me.
Unless you are shork? o3oYup
Isn't there like a metric ton of requirments to move to canada?N-no? Canada's the least protected border in the world. All you need is a passport and you can just drive in.
to fully immigrate at least according to some stuff I read can take over a year for your application to be reviewed, and you need over a certain number of points to immigrate, bonus points if you know english and french.Isn't there like a metric ton of requirments to move to canada?N-no? Canada's the least protected border in the world. All you need is a passport and you can just drive in.
There's also the part where you need to know some kind of trade skill or degree in something like medicine.to fully immigrate at least according to some stuff I read can take over a year for your application to be reviewed, and you need over a certain number of points to immigrate, bonus points if you know english and french.Isn't there like a metric ton of requirments to move to canada?N-no? Canada's the least protected border in the world. All you need is a passport and you can just drive in.
Last I heard it was just 'reach over this number of points on this rubrik and you can immigrate' nothing about needing a trade skill or degree, but I could be wrong it's been a few months.There's also the part where you need to know some kind of trade skill or degree in something like medicine.to fully immigrate at least according to some stuff I read can take over a year for your application to be reviewed, and you need over a certain number of points to immigrate, bonus points if you know english and french.Isn't there like a metric ton of requirments to move to canada?N-no? Canada's the least protected border in the world. All you need is a passport and you can just drive in.
Also, no ones moving to canada. They always say they will, but they never do.
Canada has some of the strictest requirements for citizenship out there. Simply getting a work visa or similar isn't tough, but I'm willing to be no one here, myself included could pass the citizenship test.I'm one of those that made a joke about moving to canada, never gave it serious thought. If we're going to fix the problems here we've got to buck up, grow some thicker skin, and get to work instead of running away. And because I want the country to succeed that means making the best of what goes on during this presidency and hoping it's better than we thought.
Skill requirements exist, but are pretty paltry relative to the test.
Beyond that, yeah, we don't really want the dregs of your society (i.e. 90% of the IMMA MOVE TO CANADA BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE SOMEONE DISAGREEING WITH ME people), thanks. We have enough of our own problems without a bunch of idiots showing up.
John Madden, John Madded, John Madden, football!
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!John Madden, John Madded, John Madden, football!
Aeiou. :V
If we're going to fix the problems here we've got to buck up, grow some thicker skin, and get to work instead of running away. And because I want the country to succeed that means making the best of what goes on during this presidency and hoping it's better than we thought.Wise words sir, some of the wisest and most succinct I've seen about the near future.
I wasn't meaning you guys. More generalizations. We don't want Amy Schumer either, to put it in another way.Tell you what, we'll hang onto Amy Schumer if you take Justin Beiber back.
nuhuh, no take backs!What kind of place has no return policy?! I want to speak to your manager!
Right this way sir, his name is justin and he likes to fall down the stairs.nuhuh, no take backs!What kind of place has no return policy?! I want to speak to your manager!
Use a mouse. Once you adapt you will be far happier.Right this way sir, his name is justin and he likes to fall down the stairs.nuhuh, no take backs!What kind of place has no return policy?! I want to speak to your manager!
Wow, this touchpad on new PC is highly undesirable. The buttons are integrated into the touchpad itself, which means the buttons detect movement. I can't use more than one finger on it at a time or else the mouse flips it's shit. I'll get used to the rigid keyboard though. the keys are... smaller? no... odd.
I have a shogun
Fuck...uh...pick one?I have a shogun
How'd you fit an entire samurai in that bug-out bag?
Use a mouse. Once you adapt you will be far happier.Right this way sir, his name is justin and he likes to fall down the stairs.nuhuh, no take backs!What kind of place has no return policy?! I want to speak to your manager!
Wow, this touchpad on new PC is highly undesirable. The buttons are integrated into the touchpad itself, which means the buttons detect movement. I can't use more than one finger on it at a time or else the mouse flips it's shit. I'll get used to the rigid keyboard though. the keys are... smaller? no... odd.
Also, I like Justin, he seems like an ok leader. Also, hey, i look at politics this way. We survived Bush and Obama, both of whom were treated like tge apocalypse waiting to happen on election. We will be fine. fuck Bush tho
Double post because related.IT HAS BEGUN
Use a mouse. Once you adapt you will be far happier.Right this way sir, his name is justin and he likes to fall down the stairs.nuhuh, no take backs!What kind of place has no return policy?! I want to speak to your manager!
Wow, this touchpad on new PC is highly undesirable. The buttons are integrated into the touchpad itself, which means the buttons detect movement. I can't use more than one finger on it at a time or else the mouse flips it's shit. I'll get used to the rigid keyboard though. the keys are... smaller? no... odd.
Also, I like Justin, he seems like an ok leader. Also, hey, i look at politics this way. We survived Bush and Obama, both of whom were treated like tge apocalypse waiting to happen on election. We will be fine. fuck Bush tho
I'll trade you Justin for the Bieber. Hell, I'd trade him for Obama, Trump, and Sanders, if you throw in Paul as well. Easily. He's the worst prime minister in recent history (MULROOOONNYYYY!), and even the people who voted for him are starting to say that.
And Obama did pretty much all the things everyone hates Bush for (you know you guys are at war with seven different countries right now thanks to him, right?) and also wrecked your healthcare system even worse. I'm not sure why everyone gives him a pass, because he was just as mediocre as the last dude and arguably more "fascist" objectively speaking than "fascist" Bush.
You'd think with all that stuff strapped to them, those guys would bother to bring some ammo.
I'm not saying it didn't help some, but it fucked a much larger portion of people. Much as I like ya better than a bunch of utter strangers, and am glad it worked for your family, I think it's still more important to put the good of the many above the good of the few it helped.Yeah I agree with that, but I do think there needs to be a way for people with pre existing conditions to get insurance.
So, it's official. My new desktop has the Windows 10 virus, and it refuses to run my glorious old Windows 7 disc.Indeed and agreed. My new computer has it, I stripped it down and used a program called "classic shell" to make it look like windows 7. Get rid of those fucking tiles, turn off cortana, disable one drive, disable whatever the fuck. Wish I could get it to stop with the fucking boot screen shit. Requiring my microsoft account to use the computer. Windows 10 is fucking trash.
And yet, while it's still flat-out inferior, after a lot of tweaking I can live with it. Anyone who actually LIKES it is a heretic though. o3o
Indeed and agreed. My new computer has it, I stripped it down and used a program called "classic shell" to make it look like windows 7. Get rid of those fucking tiles, turn off cortana, disable one drive, disable whatever the fuck. Wish I could get it to stop with the fucking boot screen shit. Requiring my microsoft account to use the computer. Windows 10 is fucking trash.
As for having to use your microsoft account, you don't, just make your computer profile a local account.
>VHSThe correct answer to this is: "Yes."
Hipster or stuck in the 90's?
Gotta say, I'd totally buy a bubblegum baseball bat if it's life sized.naw, they are about 1/3rd the size of a real one. It's a hollow plastic bat filled with gum balls. I actually sold one to some guy out of his mind on heroine the other day.
*Inserts floater in final ruling papers to also move madagascar to australia*
We could have sent you a birthday card. We could have sent you some flowers or a cake.Such a wonderful heart-felt message, truly moving stuff.
But we didn't.
We could have even sent you one of those automatically generated messages to wish you happy birthday where we don't even have to replace INSERT NAME.
But we didn't
We wrote this birthday greeting just for you.
We would like to wish you a very special birthday.
Regards,
The Utterly Mad Team.
//:: This message was automatically generated :://
"Sir, a man is coughing in Madagascar!"FTFY
"Shut. Down. EVERYTHING."
If that where to happen, you might win the game."Sir, a man is coughing in Madagascar!"FTFY
"Shut. Down. EVERYTHING."
I seem to have lost the ability to enter the Chat, it immediately boots me out.
it's cause ur a spambot
1. Already tried that.I seem to have lost the ability to enter the Chat, it immediately boots me out.
Things to try:
1. Open it in a new tab instead of the existing one. This is the only way I can get in there.
2. Make sure you aren't in some kind of "private" browsing mode, have cookies enabled, etc. etc.
3. Check to see how often your IP rotates.
4. If you're using something like Tor, you should use something else.
My net keeps cutting out randomly. I've narrowed it down to an issue with discord. Thought it was a windows 10 problem for a bit, until all the fixes for that didn't work. Went to the next least likely, which is a problem with the wireless adapter. That's not the issue. Think back on everything I've altered or installed since the problem started. I installed discord, and then the problem happened. I'm going to uninstall it and see what happens. If that doesn't work, then it could be some odd issue with changing bands or something like that.
Lo and behold, it was discord. All I had to do was shut it down and the problem stopped.
Is it weird that I like air crash investigation shows?
Is it weird that I like air crash investigation shows?
Well, I don't know half of you new people... but I suppose I probably appear new!
Wasn't sure where else to put it, especially since about half of the forum seems quiet, and we don't really have all that many places for this sort of thing.
So, Utterly Mad, it's been a couple of years, and I've missed you all since.
Exodus is back! (Albeit under a new name, because the system for getting your password is mega broken)
<3
FNG?Yo! Welcome back Exodus
I'm a young person who shudders his emotions inside himself to the point of constantly being accused of being a sociopath.
Good to meet you!
FNG?Fucking new guy.
Woah, don't be rude to the new guyFNG?Fucking new guy.
Well, I don't know half of you new people... but I suppose I probably appear new!Good to have you back, we've missed you
Wasn't sure where else to put it, especially since about half of the forum seems quiet, and we don't really have all that many places for this sort of thing.
So, Utterly Mad, it's been a couple of years, and I've missed you all since.
Exodus is back! (Albeit under a new name, because the system for getting your password is mega broken)
<3
I am only defining FNG.Woah, don't be rude to the new guyFNG?Fucking new guy.
Who gave you the right to define a person? CHECK YOUR PRIVILAGE YOKAI!!I am only defining FNG.Woah, don't be rude to the new guyFNG?Fucking new guy.
Who gave you the right to define a person? CHECK YOUR PRIVILAGE YOKAI!!DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SPECIES IN 2017?!?!?!?1?
*TRIGGERED*Who gave you the right to define a person? CHECK YOUR PRIVILAGE YOKAI!!DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SPECIES IN 2017?!?!?!?1?
IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE? ARE YOU ACTUALLY FOR REAL RIGHT NOW? HOW DARE YOU BE TRIGGERED. MY GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS KILLED WITH A GUN, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT GUNS HAVE? TRIGGERS. YOU FUCKING SHITLORD.*TRIGGERED*Who gave you the right to define a person? CHECK YOUR PRIVILAGE YOKAI!!DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SPECIES IN 2017?!?!?!?1?
Wow. Triggered.IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE? ARE YOU ACTUALLY FOR REAL RIGHT NOW? HOW DARE YOU BE TRIGGERED. MY GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS KILLED WITH A GUN, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT GUNS HAVE? TRIGGERS. YOU FUCKING SHITLORD.*TRIGGERED*Who gave you the right to define a person? CHECK YOUR PRIVILAGE YOKAI!!DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SPECIES IN 2017?!?!?!?1?
So, if I showed up, and then the Derpening happened...A Harbinger of Derp. A Derpinger, if you will.
Does that make me the Harbinger of the Derpening?
Your shitposts... END HERE!
*sick riffs*
Eyo wagwan pifting what's yer BBM pin innit yeah?(http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4258249+_14430fde68b5a7707765d9ebe340fce4.png)
You wot? You tryin ta start up on me? How bout me mandem come round yer ends?Eyo wagwan pifting what's yer BBM pin innit yeah?(http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4258249+_14430fde68b5a7707765d9ebe340fce4.png)
U fookin wot m8?You wot? You tryin ta start up on me? How bout me mandem come round yer ends?Eyo wagwan pifting what's yer BBM pin innit yeah?(http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4258249+_14430fde68b5a7707765d9ebe340fce4.png)
because of last man posting, mostly. and the chat room.*cough* it's not this website *cough*
My god, how and why is this forum still alive?What is this abomination?
(https://i.gyazo.com/f2e825d1eb27e1e08a347ba89faf9208.png)
I'm sooooooo bored. I just want a good RP that isn't dead by the 3rd update :cUMEU just finished an RP, might consider joining the next part of it.
What? Oi blyat, which one of you doofuses (doofi?) censoredI'm fairly certain it was ApatheticDiscordorderwattChaos volt? ;_;
At least capitalize the "o" instead of half-assing it. <3
Also, Random _Dragon is Predictable_Lizard.Oversized_Gecko
Hm? Oh yeah. That was me. Like a month ago. Not sure why orderwatt doesn't capitalize. Hm.
Anyway. Bans all around for circumventing the word filters.
A night of nights. Of accusations and comradery. Of vampires, werewolves, and other creatures of the night.
Thought a man stole my bells, apologized profusely for accusing him of stealing my bells when I noticed that they had simply slid down the door and out of sight.
A new night creature appears! The "Sleeping bag lady." She suddenly appearated in the doorway, carrying a pillow and clad in slippers, boxer shorts, a sweatshirt, and a sleeping bag. She fidgets and babbles uncontrollably. She bought a bunch of food, placed it on the table at the back and then bought a bunch more food. She threw things on the floor all over the place and then ate her food. A lone traveler entered, seeking shelter from the heavy rain and sleet outside, and also to purchase cigarettes. THE SLEEPING BAG LADY STRIKES! She takes offense at his very presence in the building and decides to leave, before doing so though, she buys even more food and hurls insult at the innocent traveler. He asks her if she is alright, to which she flips her shit at him and vanishes into the morning darkness and driving storm.
The traveler and I pass some time discussing various things as he waits for his phone to charge enough so that he might pass a message to his friend for a ride home. He is stranded in town after being left behind by said friends. He talks about his kids and how he didn't get to spend any time with them this weekend, as his ex-wife had decided that he simply didn't need to see them, and decided not to tell him so. He introduces himself and thanks me profusely for allowing him to charge his phone, it's the least I can do after the sleeping bag lady spat her vitriol at him, and also the least I can do in exchange for his inadvertently driving her out, making it so I didn't have to throw her out later.
A man smelling strongly of smoke, and wearing the clothing you usually see adorning the paid rioters on the news, buys some cigarettes, refuses to leave his metal club outside. As long as he doesn't make trouble and his money and ID are good, I won't put up too much of a fuss about it.
A woman with a bag stuffed with charging cables of various type and length spends two hours in the store buying scratch tickets. Sometimes, she would leave for awhile and then come back to play some more.
Four people stuffed into a tiny car. All of them are covered in piercings and tattoos. Thought it was four men, it was actually 3 men and a woman with a half shaved head. They completely ignore the rest of the store in favor of the scratch machine, which they spend huge amounts of money on. They have nice knives, but the handles are all obnoxious in the extreme.
So, you guys think China might try to increase coal production or that they're more likely to try and import coal now that they've cut off Korea's supply?Isn't china supposed to be a huge producer of solar power?
If this were true, people over their wouldn't all be wearing face masks to try and avoid having their lungs make contact with the incredibly toxic/caustic air. Seriously, a majority of the pollution here in the US/Canada drifts over from China, it's their leading export which they provide free of charge delivered via the jetstream and assorted ocean breezes.So, you guys think China might try to increase coal production or that they're more likely to try and import coal now that they've cut off Korea's supply?Isn't china supposed to be a huge producer of solar power?
It's only the last couple of years they made a big push towards solar, nowhere near enough to undo decades(or more) of heavy pollution though.If this were true, people over their wouldn't all be wearing face masks to try and avoid having their lungs make contact with the incredibly toxic/caustic air. Seriously, a majority of the pollution here in the US/Canada drifts over from China, it's their leading export which they provide free of charge delivered via the jetstream and assorted ocean breezes.So, you guys think China might try to increase coal production or that they're more likely to try and import coal now that they've cut off Korea's supply?Isn't china supposed to be a huge producer of solar power?
It's only the last couple of years they made a big push towards solar, nowhere near enough to undo decades(or more) of heavy pollution though.If this were true, people over their wouldn't all be wearing face masks to try and avoid having their lungs make contact with the incredibly toxic/caustic air. Seriously, a majority of the pollution here in the US/Canada drifts over from China, it's their leading export which they provide free of charge delivered via the jetstream and assorted ocean breezes.So, you guys think China might try to increase coal production or that they're more likely to try and import coal now that they've cut off Korea's supply?Isn't china supposed to be a huge producer of solar power?
http://www.collective-evolution.com/2017/02/12/china-is-now-the-worlds-largest-producer-of-solar-power/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_power_by_country#Global_deployment_figures
Aperently, the C:DDA forum is down :(
Naw.Fixed.
Aperently, the C:DDA forum is down :(https://github.com/CleverRaven/Cataclysm-DDA/issues/20547
Aperently, the C:DDA forum is down :(https://github.com/CleverRaven/Cataclysm-DDA/issues/20547
Gonna leave this here...
D:sounds like whoever was providing GlyphGryph his hosting was going to charge more than he could afford and he decided to drop it, it was mentioned and apparently not heeded. I'm not surprised if he has other websites that they're down as well.
test.glyphgryph.com is down toooo.
test.glyphgryph was basically his Sixposting site anything.D:sounds like whoever was providing GlyphGryph his hosting was going to charge more than he could afford and he decided to drop it, it was mentioned and apparently not heeded. I'm not surprised if he has other websites that they're down as well.
test.glyphgryph.com is down toooo.
(https://i.gyazo.com/af311fb1f24e8cfe31738b4b0abfebd0.png)Aperently, the C:DDA forum is down :(https://github.com/CleverRaven/Cataclysm-DDA/issues/20547
Gonna leave this here...
Okay I giggled. I don't see them coming over here even temporarily but it's funny.test.glyphgryph was basically his Sixposting site anything.D:sounds like whoever was providing GlyphGryph his hosting was going to charge more than he could afford and he decided to drop it, it was mentioned and apparently not heeded. I'm not surprised if he has other websites that they're down as well.
test.glyphgryph.com is down toooo.
But still. Rip pictures of him in a squizard costume.
and the gifs of him attacking a snowman with a katana.(https://i.gyazo.com/af311fb1f24e8cfe31738b4b0abfebd0.png)Aperently, the C:DDA forum is down :(https://github.com/CleverRaven/Cataclysm-DDA/issues/20547
Gonna leave this here...
I also could not help myself, but be a cheeky arse.
The Almighty Granola Bar deleted it. I guess no snark allowed.Eh to be fair almost none of the moderation staff for the project like us. It shouldn't really matter that they don't but that's another discussion, still hoping they get all the info they need and find a good place. No sense wishing them ill.
I know because he commented right after.
(https://i.gyazo.com/74f0e730cc91e8e2b0dc4a3cbee1fafc.png)
He mad.
(https://i.gyazo.com/74f0e730cc91e8e2b0dc4a3cbee1fafc.png)Would you say he's utterly mad?
He mad.
Winners so far
Whales Dev Forums: Steel Fist
Dark Days Ahead Forums(Pre my permaban): Datanazush
Dark Days Ahead Forums(GlyphGryph hosting era): Noctifer
Dark Days Ahead Forums(What ever they sort out in the future): Need to know if they set something up.
Utterly Mad Forums: Who knows?
Huh. Guess I'm pretty well poised to be the LMP winner here. Hm.
In seriousness though, we really should not bother The Almighty Granola Bar. He's an ass, but two wrongs don't make a right and other sage sayings.
w h y d o y o u d i s t u r b m y s l u m b e r ?It has awoken!!! EVERYONE RUN!!!1!
w h y d o y o u d i s t u r b m y s l u m b e r ?
w h y d o y o u d i s t u r b m y s l u m b e r ?
[Poking Intensifies]
We poke at Wilson because he is twice the man with thrice the girth of the granola bar. Wilson can take a little poking. The granola bar can't even handle an opposing opinion.w h y d o y o u d i s t u r b m y s l u m b e r ?
[Poking Intensifies]
I S H A L L F E A S T U P O N Y O U- ow- agh, stop it!
Good ol Wilson. Yo, dragon, stop bogarting the stick. Give someone else a turn.
*walks in with barrel of sticks*Good ol Wilson. Yo, dragon, stop bogarting the stick. Give someone else a turn.
We must manufacture more sticks so there may be equal distribution of poking.
its a faggot (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28unit%29) ::)*walks in with barrel of sticks*Good ol Wilson. Yo, dragon, stop bogarting the stick. Give someone else a turn.
We must manufacture more sticks so there may be equal distribution of poking.
GET YOUR STICKS HERE! FINEST STICKS IN THE LAND! NEED A STICK? COME GET ONE OF THE FINEST YOU'LL EVER SEE!
HEY NO-*clicks thing*...oh. well then carry on good sir, take a complimentary stick.its a faggot (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28unit%29) ::)*walks in with barrel of sticks*Good ol Wilson. Yo, dragon, stop bogarting the stick. Give someone else a turn.
We must manufacture more sticks so there may be equal distribution of poking.
GET YOUR STICKS HERE! FINEST STICKS IN THE LAND! NEED A STICK? COME GET ONE OF THE FINEST YOU'LL EVER SEE!
Gotta love hearing terminology used incorrectly and being told it's correct, not knowing it and using it incorrectly in conversation with people, and then later finding out it means something completely different and should in no way be used in the way you previously heard it was used.
Get told something means something it does not, use it incorrectly, find out it should in no way be used to mean what you thought it meant.Gotta love hearing terminology used incorrectly and being told it's correct, not knowing it and using it incorrectly in conversation with people, and then later finding out it means something completely different and should in no way be used in the way you previously heard it was used.
I, um. Yes? No? I cannot into the meaning of life here.
Casually? No. The way they mauled the fuck out of the garbage can to get it in there was far from casual. The aftermath of the act had the distinct feel of one who is furious about something. Perhaps the damage to the draw cables, or the shearing of the tension spool in mid-draw?Thats even worse. Not just did he throw awaya bow on a gas station, he did it with intent.
Not making your own bow like a real man.Salvaging one that can put an arrow through a car door instead. I do make my own arrows though.
Do the cdda thingy! Me and Chaos are doing it.
I'm pretty sure the whole thing is a setup. Not only did the left not care that Obama was bombing Syria, the Russians didn't either. Combine that with the huge numbers of troops the rest of the world is pumping into Poland and around the black sea, and it kinda feels like something is up that has much less to do with Syria than would be immediately evident.
The other thing to consider is that there's UN-documented evidence of both sides using chemical weapons since 2013. This isn't new or even unreported.
Without getting too detailed, I'd suggest keeping an eye on Turkey and seeing what happens there.
Though I gotta say:
"OH NOES, GAS ATTACKS! TRUMP SHOULD DO SOMETHING!"
*Trump does something*
"WARMONGERING ASSHOLE! WHY WOULD HE BOMB SYRIA? NO ONE WANTED HIM TO DO ANYTHING!"
The left are fun people.
What do I do when A. Am 15, B. Live in St. Paul, MN, C. Have strict, unfun parents, D. Have little money, and E. Want a gun?
I'm pretty sure the whole thing is a setup. Not only did the left not care that Obama was bombing Syria, the Russians didn't either. Combine that with the huge numbers of troops the rest of the world is pumping into Poland and around the black sea, and it kinda feels like something is up that has much less to do with Syria than would be immediately evident.
The other thing to consider is that there's UN-documented evidence of both sides using chemical weapons since 2013. This isn't new or even unreported.
Without getting too detailed, I'd suggest keeping an eye on Turkey and seeing what happens there.
Though I gotta say:
"OH NOES, GAS ATTACKS! TRUMP SHOULD DO SOMETHING!"
*Trump does something*
"WARMONGERING ASSHOLE! WHY WOULD HE BOMB SYRIA? NO ONE WANTED HIM TO DO ANYTHING!"
The left are fun people.
so after this post let's move this to the political discussion thing
as someone who initially was pissed about the attack I am much less so now that I've gotten more info. Initially why I was pissed about the attack was that it was presented as having done nothing.
In truth it looks like severe damage was done, though nothing that disallows the use of the airfield since the bombs neccessary to do that amount of damage are evidently only capable of being used from manned planes which we didn't want to risk. So something was actually accomplished, but most places are presenting it as nothing of value was done which is why I think a lot of people are pissed about it.
anyone else having an issue with youtube where it takes a couple of seconds for the video to play after you load the page or skip forward or backward to loaded sections?I had issues where it reloads by itself but that's it.
OR, I could send you one. Enabler that I am. It probably won't function properly. Probably. Tiny little semiautomatic pistol. Kinda of thing you could fit in a large wallet, or hide under your scrotum as a holdout when they search you at the casino. about four or five inches in length, holds 7 rounds plus 1 in the chamber. Tiny little german scrotum pistol filled with tiny little insect husks from those little worms that eat paper. OR, I could send you a .45 revolver with a slightly warped barrel. Every shot drifts hard to the left, so I don't use it anymore.What do I do when A. Am 15, B. Live in St. Paul, MN, C. Have strict, unfun parents, D. Have little money, and E. Want a gun?
Oh, easy.
Step 1: Go out and use your meager funds to acquire some really nice clothing. Split any change you have left into as thick of a wad of singles as you can.
Step 2: Drive or get a ride to Chicago. It's only like 400 miles away, which is considered walking distance in Canada, so I'll leave the details of how you'll do this up to you.
Step 3: Make your way over to West Englewood. Specifically, you'll wanna end up outside of a place called the Sexty Sex, which is just off west 65th. Since you made it 400 miles without help, I'm pretty sure you can find your way there.
Step 4: Now, they probably won't let you in the bar, so what you're gonna wanna do is pace back and forth outside. If it's earlier than 11 PM, do this in front of the bar. Otherwise, there is a small alley next to it you should focus on pacing.
Step 5: Whenever a customer comes out, ask them if they know where you can score some gear. Every time you ask someone this, make sure to flash your giant roll of singles - the key is to do so non-chalantly, while still being incautious and quick enough that the person you are talking to can't really tell you only have $60.
Step 6: Someone with a gun will be along shortly.
Welp. Guess who's banned from the CDDA forums now? (http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=14313.msg298569#msg298569)
OR, I could send you one. Enabler that I am. It probably won't function properly. Probably. Tiny little semiautomatic pistol. Kinda of thing you could fit in a large wallet, or hide under your scrotum as a holdout when they search you at the casino. about four or five inches in length, holds 7 rounds plus 1 in the chamber. Tiny little german scrotum pistol filled with tiny little insect husks from those little worms that eat paper. OR, I could send you a .45 revolver with a slightly warped barrel. Every shot drifts hard to the left, so I don't use it anymore.
1. Depends on the gun's classification by the NFA and local laws.QuoteOR, I could send you one. Enabler that I am. It probably won't function properly. Probably. Tiny little semiautomatic pistol. Kinda of thing you could fit in a large wallet, or hide under your scrotum as a holdout when they search you at the casino. about four or five inches in length, holds 7 rounds plus 1 in the chamber. Tiny little german scrotum pistol filled with tiny little insect husks from those little worms that eat paper. OR, I could send you a .45 revolver with a slightly warped barrel. Every shot drifts hard to the left, so I don't use it anymore.
1. Wouldn't I need a license? 2. Is it legal to mail a firearm? And 3. Wouldn't my parents be super angry?
Minus all of these things I would take the revolver if I could.
1. Wouldn't I need a license? 2. Is it legal to mail a firearm? And 3. Wouldn't my parents be super angry?1. Only if you tell people about it.
Minus all of these things I would take the revolver if I could.The only pistol I have that I would have been willing to send is now gripless. Dogs do that when they chew on things. They also lost the receiver slide as well. You don't want it anyway. It was a non-functional piece of shit. I wasn't lying when I said it was full of those little fuzzy grub husks, and the spring in the receiver long ago snapped due to accidental tempering.
Cannot see link dray-gone, link is either missing or off limits.
The only pistol I have that I would have been willing to send is now gripless. Dogs do that when they chew on things. They also lost the receiver slide as well. You don't want it anyway. It was a non-functional piece of shit. I wasn't lying when I said it was full of those little fuzzy grub husks, and the spring in the receiver long ago snapped due to accidental tempering.
so much cooler than random dragon Bad Dragon Dildo.
Motherfucking cuck.
Six and Six are both derps.
Hey RD, what size do you figure nocam is?
Hey RD, what size do you figure nocam is?
Cunt y. In seriousness, I don't know, but I really wish he'd have my babby and my babies. There's just something about Mrno that gets me all fired up.
I win.
Then the Winged Hussars arrived
Coming down the mountainside
Then the Winged Hussars arrived
Coming down they turned the tide
...*opens hands, revealing nothing*...Oh, you found how many fucks I give!
(http://i.imgur.com/FeI6hoc.jpg)Those aren't mike and ikes...
I think we should ban Nocam for being a furryOi
Nocam is probably a fuckin' weeb too!I guess I have no authority on this?
I guess I have no authority on this?
Expert [/ONi] weebs, not AN expert weeb regardless of what y'all say!I guess I have no authority on this?
But you're an expert on weebs. <3
Not every AMA. Maybe I SHOULD do that...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
[Insert Malevolent Laughter Here]
...they'd probably eat clowns and not even wonder why they taste funny.Cricket sounds in the distance
Wilson is being mean to me...(https://i.imgur.com/67OrJXU.png)
But Noct is a burd, not a cat.you missed everything!
I'm not even on Discord at the moment, what'd I miss? D:
>Not green texting properly when you are able to.no dotn come on me
Come on cat!
Birdgirl wants the barbs.bridgril has enough wigth dumb lizard cockk, only so much room inthat tight pusy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That, plus a joke about the CDDA forum via implying our thread alone has had enough activity to rival their forum. :Vwhich it might. At least we have a working CDDA succession.
Awoo. >o<NO AWOO, FINE OF $450.
Awoo! >o<~<3NO AWOO, FINE OF $450.
Do I win yet?
Has it really been 5 years?Yes, yes I believe it has