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The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 03:47:25 am

Title: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 03:47:25 am
This was a comedic gem back at the whales dev forum. Started by the one, the only STD!

This game is easy to play. The last person to post, does nothing. Everyone can win.

This game is fun and it continues 'till butter toasted genitals is mentioned this topic dies!

Winners so far
Whales Dev Forums: Steel Fist
Dark Days Ahead Forums(Pre my permaban (Which was later removed.)): Datanazush
Dark Days Ahead Forums(GlyphGryph hosting era): Noctifer
Dark Days Ahead Forums(New Hosting Place): Dewolf
Utterly Mad Forums: Gosh, this place still has bits of activity
Dashnet Forums: Camwood7
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 03:55:00 am
So far I am the winner.


FEAR MY COMIC SANS!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 04:02:00 am
So far I am the winner.


FEAR MY COMIC SANS!
OH GOD NOOOO! THE SANS, IT'S... IT'S CONTAGIO-
A legitimately good text that should be used more often!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 04:02:51 am
So far I am the winner.


FEAR MY COMIC SANS!
OH GOD NOOOO! THE SANS, IT'S... IT'S CONTAGIO-
A legitimately good text that should be used more often!


Perfect my child, now go. Go spread the glories of comic sans!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 02, 2015, 04:24:35 am
Well shit went down on the DDA forums...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 04:29:57 am
Well shit went down on the DDA forums...

Should make that a topic itself, as it is a whole can of worms.
I kinda want to at least make the start of the LMP somewhat positive.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 02, 2015, 05:58:01 am
Bubbadoo starting ALL the threads.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 06:01:18 am
Bubbadoo starting ALL the threads.
I wouldn't say that I would call it moving threads.
Like moving items from a burning building to a recently built one.
As this is all the threads I had back in the DDA forums.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 02, 2015, 06:11:30 am
YOU FORGOT TO BRING OVER GIZOOGLE, HOW COULD YOU‽
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 02, 2015, 06:23:23 am
Oh god, Data won the last one D:
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Flame on March 02, 2015, 07:44:16 am
winrar
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 08:01:30 am
I'll just merge the other one into this. Everyone is happy. If that's ok with you guys.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Flame on March 02, 2015, 08:16:20 am
THE FUCK DO YOU ALREADY HAVE A SIG
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 08:20:29 am
THE FUCK DO YOU ALREADY HAVE A SIG
It was funny.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 02, 2015, 08:22:00 am
Sure!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 02, 2015, 09:40:01 am
...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 02, 2015, 09:57:26 am
....
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 02, 2015, 10:44:55 am
I AM THE ACTUAL WILSON, FEEEAARR MEEE.

*Points to profile pic*
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 10:45:50 am
Good morrow gentle-men and women. It is a another lovely day. The smoke from yesterday's flame war still hangs heavy in the air, and it reeks of death. But there's something worse.

This forum layout and tools confuses me, its so similar... and yet so different.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 02, 2015, 10:46:29 am
WILSOOOOOOONNN

And yes, it does... It's weird. I prefer it similar though.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 02, 2015, 10:48:31 am
Fonts! fonts are a thing again.
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/88539d711cad6a82e51d50da9b610640/tumblr_inline_nehf54mgBH1qb4j8p.png)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 02, 2015, 02:20:34 pm
*Dicks around with a hunger games sim*
Quote from: Hunger games simulator
The Almighty Granola Bar killed by AJ
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on March 02, 2015, 02:24:47 pm
bruh do you even comic sans

Or my phone can't into comic sans because fuck my phone amirite
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 02:41:28 pm
Good morrow gentle-men and women. It is a another lovely day. The smoke from yesterday's flame war still hangs heavy in the air, and it reeks of death. But there's something worse.

This forum layout and tools confuses me, its so similar... and yet so different.

The biggest issue for me is THERE IS NO BUTTON FOR SPOILER TAG you have to do it manually.

Now I can imitate STD again! :D

EDIT: I also found out for some weird reason I can only access part of the forum at school. For example I can't go to page one on lmp, but I can go to the second page and access the forums.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 02, 2015, 03:38:54 pm
I always read the "This is my baby, Perigrin" as a father introducing their child to someone else.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on March 02, 2015, 04:34:10 pm
I just
want
to see
the extent
of my
Sixposting
in it's
full
glory
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 04:36:18 pm
I'm just a love machine, I don't work for nobody but you.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 02, 2015, 04:36:57 pm
Good thing I brought the lube then.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 04:37:58 pm
Heye, we got a guest reading the cata forums thread. Weird.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 02, 2015, 04:40:08 pm
I hope they brought melons for ISIS-Chan.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 02, 2015, 04:43:47 pm
I'm just a love machine
Are you FISTO? Should I assume the position?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 04:49:24 pm
Heye, we got a guest reading the cata forums thread. Weird.
Probably_not_the_angry_moderators_of_the_CataDDA_Forums.jpg
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 04:50:36 pm
I'm just a love machine
Are you FISTO? Should I assume the position?
THE NUMBNESS WILL GO AWAY SHORTLY.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Jakers on March 02, 2015, 05:49:53 pm
Official first post here! Better make it something good!

my name is jeff
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:51:04 pm
Official first post here! Better make it something good!

my name is jeff

AHHHH! I knew I felt the gentlemenness meter shatter, finally. Glad you're here mate. Now we just need Furaotic and that fanbase stealer that great guy HS!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 05:51:44 pm
my name is jeff
Wrong. From here on out your name is Mechadream The Subjugator.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:52:15 pm
http://youtu.be/3uvm5jt82j4

This pretty much sums up everyone's emotions being here.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Jakers on March 02, 2015, 05:57:38 pm
Whelp, a thing I like about this website is the emoticons.

I mean look at this swag right here  8)

Best website ever, harm/onica would forum again
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:58:27 pm
Whelp, a thing I like about this website is the emoticons.

I mean look at this swag right here  8)

Best website ever, harm/onica would forum again


You can also:

USE FONT CHOICES AND SIZES!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 06:00:32 pm
Whelp, a thing I like about this website is the emoticons.

I mean look at this swag right here  8)

Best website ever, harm/onica would forum again


You can also:

USE FONT CHOICES AND SIZES!
UP TO 99pt!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 02, 2015, 06:01:35 pm

You can also:

USE FONT CHOICES AND SIZES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm7T2y2bVAE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm7T2y2bVAE)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 06:02:19 pm
Whelp, a thing I like about this website is the emoticons.

I mean look at this swag right here  8)

Best website ever, harm/onica would forum again


You can also:

USE FONT CHOICES AND SIZES!
UP TO 99pt!

THAT ISN'T COMIC SANS! WHAT HERESY IS THIS!?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 06:04:18 pm
Whelp, a thing I like about this website is the emoticons.

I mean look at this swag right here  8)

Best website ever, harm/onica would forum again


You can also:

USE FONT CHOICES AND SIZES!
UP TO 99pt!

THAT ISN'T COMIC SANS! WHAT HERESY IS THIS!?
...Georgian heresy.

*Puts on sunglasses*

YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 06:04:57 pm
Whelp, a thing I like about this website is the emoticons.

I mean look at this swag right here  8)

Best website ever, harm/onica would forum again


You can also:

USE FONT CHOICES AND SIZES!
UP TO 99pt!
Though setbacks include, no spoiler button. You need to know how to make a spoiler tag in typing. Which is just spoiler surrounded by [] at the beginning and /spoiler at the end with []. For extra fancy you can put spoiler=WORDS to name the spoiler.
Spoiler: Scrubs (hover to show)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Jakers on March 02, 2015, 06:05:20 pm
This gives me a chance to do something I've always wanted to do!

Bitch.

Hah. Nonetheless, I'll be sticking around both forums. I might even start an aaarrrppeee about dank quickscopes surviving in an ever changing world.

Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 02, 2015, 06:07:28 pm
All this font shit:
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/88539d711cad6a82e51d50da9b610640/tumblr_inline_nehf54mgBH1qb4j8p.png)

This is precisely why they wound up disabled on the DDA forum.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 06:08:27 pm
All this font shit:
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/88539d711cad6a82e51d50da9b610640/tumblr_inline_nehf54mgBH1qb4j8p.png)

This is precisely why they wound up disabled on the DDA forum.

Alright, alright. We'll cut it out. But remember you can abuse the font sizes too.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 06:09:10 pm
This gives me a chance to do something I've always wanted to do!

Bitch.

Hah. Nonetheless, I'll be sticking around both forums. I might even start an aaarrrppeee about dank quickscopes surviving in an ever changing world.


VAGINA


All this font shit:
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/88539d711cad6a82e51d50da9b610640/tumblr_inline_nehf54mgBH1qb4j8p.png)

This is precisely why they wound up disabled on the DDA forum.
Look, we just missed being able to do this. It will come down once it's out of our systems.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 06:09:57 pm
All this font shit:
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/88539d711cad6a82e51d50da9b610640/tumblr_inline_nehf54mgBH1qb4j8p.png)

This is precisely why they wound up disabled on the DDA forum.
This is a Sixposting thread. Expect shitposts of various fontsizes!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Jakers on March 02, 2015, 06:13:39 pm
I have missed the ability to Sixpost to the max. Sizes were also really handy on the old forums, tbh I was super pissed off when they removed font size change. Made my library thing look less pretty.

I'd say this thread needs more unicorns
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 06:14:35 pm
I have missed the ability to Sixpost to the max. Sizes were also really handy on the old forums, tbh I was super pissed off when they removed font size change. Made my library thing look less pretty.

I'd say this thread needs more unicorns
I say it needs more pentacorns.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 06:15:24 pm
I have missed the ability to Sixpost to the max. Sizes were also really handy on the old forums, tbh I was super pissed off when they removed font size change. Made my library thing look less pretty.

I'd say this thread needs more unicorns

Yeah, exactly. I still need to rewrite Neon Apocalypse in the new settings. Along with making my SWAT RPG look smexy as fuck.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 06:16:13 pm
I have missed the ability to Sixpost to the max. Sizes were also really handy on the old forums, tbh I was super pissed off when they removed font size change. Made my library thing look less pretty.

I'd say this thread needs more unicorns
Yeah made the secret text I put in the Gaming Childhood thread more obvious without size.

Did I mention I put secret text in the Gaming Childhood thread? I don't think any one found out. It's transparent, 1pt text, and is lyrics to a SOAD song.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 07:19:19 pm
You gotta do your cooking by the book.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 07:35:55 pm
You gotta do your cooking by the book.

Something, something, Lil' Wayne.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 02, 2015, 07:37:09 pm
You gotta do your cooking by the book.
Or else this happens:
(http://i.imgur.com/SrKzRpQ.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Hayle on March 03, 2015, 03:21:09 pm
That said how in hell do you even manage to make fish stick on the frying pan.

Infomercial actors must be very good chefs.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 03, 2015, 05:01:06 pm
That said how in hell do you even manage to make fish stick on the frying pan.

Infomercial actors must be very good chefs.
Tis infomercial logic closely related to rolling ones, fuck up so badly you wonder how it's even possible to fuck up that bad.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 03, 2015, 05:08:15 pm
That said how in hell do you even manage to make fish stick on the frying pan.

Infomercial actors must be very good chefs.
Anti-no stick grease?
Bubblegum fried fish?
Magnetized fish?
Evil wizard curse?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 03, 2015, 06:52:01 pm
Still dicking around with a hunger games simulator

Quote from: Fate
The Almighty Granola Bar killed by muttation attack

KA101 killed by Rivet

Yes, YES. HAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 04, 2015, 06:34:29 pm
[move][move][move][move][move][move][move][move][move][move][move][move][move][move][move]
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2015, 11:35:04 pm
How is everyone with a "controversial topics" thread like from the old forum?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 04, 2015, 11:35:51 pm
Yes, but no discussion of the old forum is to happen in it.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2015, 11:36:59 pm
Aw right.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Exodus on March 04, 2015, 11:37:12 pm
Just realized that last man standing is a great place to advertise my RP.

Remember you're helping a young african orphan by clicking that link.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 05, 2015, 02:22:02 am
Sigh... Pthalocy left the other forum.

...

Well, i guess it won't be the same anymore.
Anyways, to sleep.
Bye.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 05, 2015, 11:11:10 am
So, Mr. Cheese Man got banned from the cata forums for leaving basically, they just made it easier for him.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 05, 2015, 11:13:51 am
I'm just going to say this on the issue.
He went a bit too far when he called them fuck heads. That pushed it from us critising the admins to what is pretty much abuse and insult.
EDIT: now let's let the cata forums be there own and focus on this one.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 05, 2015, 12:18:42 pm
Holy Shasta Batman, we gotta a ton of guests today. (Yes, 6 guests are a lot to me.)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 05, 2015, 12:21:14 pm
Yeah fuckheads bit was touch too far unless epic cheese's intention was to get banned, in which case good job!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 05, 2015, 12:38:06 pm
I think this best sums up the current state of the Cataclysm:DDA forum:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM

Just the opening. Mainly the monologue.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 06, 2015, 01:48:07 am
Cry's new into thingy

"BUBBLES!"
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 06, 2015, 02:02:58 am
Cry's new into thingy

"BUBBLES!"

Speaking of Cry, I have purchased Call of Cthulhu Dark Corners of The Earth and stopped watching his LP after the inn chase. That way nothing can be spoiled. I'm also planning on purchasing the tabletop Call of Cthulhu, but I have really no one to play with outside of the forum. So I might just hold off.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 06, 2015, 02:30:54 am
So like, that upcoming Firewatch game looks REALLY promising.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 06, 2015, 07:39:20 am
Cry's new into thingy

"BUBBLES!"

Speaking of Cry, I have purchased Call of Cthulhu Dark Corners of The Earth and stopped watching his LP after the inn chase. That way nothing can be spoiled. I'm also planning on purchasing the tabletop Call of Cthulhu, but I have really no one to play
 outside of the forum. So I might just hold off.
I would be so down for a COC game.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on March 07, 2015, 07:24:14 pm
http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206

THAT'S IT GUYS
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 07, 2015, 07:45:49 pm
http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206

THAT'S IT GUYS
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET

AJ LOSES: 100 SANITY

AJ GOES INSANE AND KILL HIMSELF BY HANGING!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Super Level Furaotic on March 08, 2015, 12:53:14 am
http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206

THAT'S IT GUYS
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET

AJ LOSES: 100 SANITY

AJ GOES INSANE AND KILL HIMSELF BY HANGING!


SPEAKING OF HANGING YOURSELF: http://thewhalehusband.itch.io/thestatic

THAT GAME!

Hope you don't mind me posting games in a non games area, but I just felt the need.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Jakers on March 08, 2015, 06:51:48 am
http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206

THAT'S IT GUYS
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET

Whelp

A guy married a pineapple once

And I'm unsure if that guy's being serious or not; we'll just keep watching the headlines for: 'Man Marries Twilight Sparkle Plushie'
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 08, 2015, 12:58:06 pm
http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206

THAT'S IT GUYS
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET

Whelp

A guy married a pineapple once

And I'm unsure if that guy's being serious or not; we'll just keep watching the headlines for: 'Man Marries Twilight Sparkle Plushie'
There was a man who married a fictional DS character. This happened in Japan, of course.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Mrnocamera on March 08, 2015, 12:59:38 pm
http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206

THAT'S IT GUYS
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET

Whelp

A guy married a pineapple once

And I'm unsure if that guy's being serious or not; we'll just keep watching the headlines for: 'Man Marries Twilight Sparkle Plushie'
There was a man who married a fictional DS character. This happened in Japan, of course.
There was also some guy who married a cardboard cutout of himself in a wedding dress.    In, guess where?    Japan.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 08, 2015, 01:03:44 pm
http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206

THAT'S IT GUYS
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET

Whelp

A guy married a pineapple once

And I'm unsure if that guy's being serious or not; we'll just keep watching the headlines for: 'Man Marries Twilight Sparkle Plushie'
There was a man who married a fictional DS character. This happened in Japan, of course.
There was also some guy who married a cardboard cutout of himself in a wedding dress.    In, guess where?    Japan.
There should be a meme, with the weird fact (^^^) at the top, and at the bottom, the phrase 'DAFUQ JAPAN'. It would have two pictures, one at the top relating to the weird fact, and the bottom one, Japan's national flag.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 09, 2015, 01:41:11 am
Post.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 09, 2015, 01:44:39 am
Double post.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Super Level Furaotic on March 09, 2015, 01:54:54 am
(http://store.rammfence.com/Images/products/WP_M.jpg)

(http://store.rammfence.com/Images/products/WP_M.jpg)

(http://store.rammfence.com/Images/products/WP_M.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 09, 2015, 02:19:59 am
(http://store.rammfence.com/Images/products/WP_M.jpg)

(http://store.rammfence.com/Images/products/WP_M.jpg)

(http://store.rammfence.com/Images/products/WP_M.jpg)
T-T-Triple post!!!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Forrest on March 09, 2015, 04:09:52 am
I started lying down on the couch with my laptop at 5 PM.
It's after 1 AM. I haven't moved.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 09, 2015, 04:55:33 am
I started lying down on the couch with my laptop at 5 PM.
It's after 1 AM. I haven't moved.
Sounds pretty great to me.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 09, 2015, 08:46:59 am
:o There is no hidden text here, move along
:oSeriously there is nothing here...
 
:oWhy are you still looking?
   
:o*sigh*
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 09, 2015, 09:59:31 am
I started lying down on the couch with my laptop at 5 PM.
It's after 1 AM. I haven't moved.
living the dream there mate.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 09, 2015, 05:17:14 pm
I started lying down on the couch with my laptop at 5 PM.
It's after 1 AM. I haven't moved.
living the dream there mate.
Only 8+ hours? I usually go from ~2 PM to 3-4 AM.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 10, 2015, 12:29:31 am
(http://i.imgur.com/G9C4NWn.png)
Mother of god, I just realized something.

(http://i.imgur.com/TgN7q8H.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/yBOpdm9.jpg)
Coincidenza? Non credo!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 10, 2015, 12:30:57 am
(http://i.imgur.com/G9C4NWn.png)
Mother of god, I just realized something.

(http://i.imgur.com/TgN7q8H.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/yBOpdm9.jpg)
Coincidenza? Non credo!
FUCK OUR COVER IS BLOWN!
INITIATE OPERATION SCORPION!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 10, 2015, 12:33:19 am
I cannot conform nor deny my involment with the Ilumi-noodles.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 10, 2015, 03:01:11 am
A group of ravens is called an unkindness.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on March 10, 2015, 11:11:49 am
A group of ravens is called an unkindness.
And crows are a murder.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 10, 2015, 06:26:41 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/G9C4NWn.png)
Mother of god, I just realized something.

(http://i.imgur.com/TgN7q8H.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/yBOpdm9.jpg)
Coincidenza? Non credo!
(http://i.imgur.com/nBmZ1a4.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Jakers on March 11, 2015, 05:21:47 am
/me showers this thread with hardcore dubstep, pinecones, lukewarm tea and harmonicas.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 11, 2015, 08:18:17 am

(http://i.imgur.com/nBmZ1a4.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 12, 2015, 12:56:31 am
How do you guys feel about Tang (the powdered drink mix)?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 12, 2015, 12:59:30 am
I too cannot confirm or deny my affiliation with the Illuminaughty.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 12, 2015, 01:00:14 am
Wat da fak
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 12, 2015, 08:40:37 am
*drinks a can of cocaine.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 12, 2015, 08:41:23 am
I too cannot confirm or deny my affiliation with the Illuminaughty.
(http://i.imgur.com/99NSPfx.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 12, 2015, 08:43:33 am
Look at those manly Pecs.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 12, 2015, 10:53:28 am
I too cannot confirm or deny my affiliation with the Illuminaughty.
(http://i.imgur.com/99NSPfx.jpg)

How'd you get a picture of me? Shit, my window was open wasn't it.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 12, 2015, 03:48:46 pm
I'm thinking about making a "Pet peeves" thread.

I'll be winning for an amount of time.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 12, 2015, 04:55:39 pm
make it
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Hayle on March 12, 2015, 06:11:05 pm
make it


Damn mang, how come you got an avatar that big?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 12, 2015, 06:14:25 pm
make it


Damn mang, how come you got an avatar that big?
? its only a VERY small urbanmech picture on my screen....
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 12, 2015, 06:17:47 pm
Yeah it's a small thing on mine too.
It's kinda like this:
(http://i.imgur.com/oCmuQPL.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Hayle on March 12, 2015, 06:18:52 pm
Odd its at least 4 times bigger than a normal avatar in mine.

Did you upload it in a particular way?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 12, 2015, 08:44:37 pm
Really tiny in mine?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Hayle on March 12, 2015, 09:27:26 pm
Well thats creepy, is the picture some sort of griffin like animal?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 12, 2015, 09:30:00 pm
Well thats creepy, is the picture some sort of griffin like animal?
no, you just pierced the reality distortion field, and can see my true form.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Hayle on March 12, 2015, 11:26:02 pm
Nope it aint right, now its fanart of one of those androids from five nights at freddys.

Going to run a virus scan or somethin I dunno
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 12, 2015, 11:45:48 pm
Nope it aint right, now its fanart of one of those androids from five nights at freddys.

Going to run a virus scan or somethin I dunno
What? im an Urbanmech from Battletech. you got a NASTY case of Adware right now. on a side note, back in august, FurAffinity had a large banner ad for FNAF. so, yeah, blame them for the fanart.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Hayle on March 13, 2015, 12:10:37 am
Yeah it seems like it, going to nuke Chrome to oblivion. And then run Kaspersky that ought to suffice.

its weird adware though, replacing images with game  art instead of viagra adds.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 13, 2015, 01:25:40 am
Yeah it seems like it, going to nuke Chrome to oblivion. And then run Kaspersky that ought to suffice.

its weird adware though, replacing images with game  art instead of viagra adds.
hey, I got one that replaced every number with 9001 in my browser.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 14, 2015, 03:30:11 am
This profile picture looks weird doesn't it.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 15, 2015, 12:21:43 am
(http://i.imgur.com/6355vVxm.jpg)

My Call of Cthulhu dice finally came in! They also glow in the dark, but I couldn't get any good pictures showing that off. But I finally don't have to use the internet to roll some RPG dice now!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 15, 2015, 01:18:28 am
(http://i.imgur.com/6355vVxm.jpg)

My Call of Cthulhu dice finally came in! They also glow in the dark, but I couldn't get any good pictures showing that off. But I finally don't have to use the internet to roll some RPG dice now!
can i play in a game of CoC you host. We could do it play by post in the rec room, like i was trying to before "The Moddening"
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 15, 2015, 10:00:48 pm
I leik turtles
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Hayle on March 15, 2015, 10:02:09 pm
I leik turtles

I like TRaIns
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 15, 2015, 10:11:04 pm
I leik blood, skulls, and Khorne flakes.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Hibou on March 15, 2015, 10:28:09 pm
Nothing like waking up to the sounds of people chanting "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" outside your window.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 16, 2015, 03:52:32 am
I leik blood, skulls, and Khorne flakes.
(http://i.imgur.com/zagOTDZ.jpg)
Truly the breakfast of (chaos) champions.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Jakers on March 16, 2015, 08:23:23 am
(http://www-static.weddingbee.com/pics/229847/IMG_3624.JPG)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 16, 2015, 11:35:47 am
Hey I found a work-around for the buggy quote system. Normally when you click it it will just go to the bottom to the thread, unless composing a message which the quotes only show for the more recent posts.

I find that if I right click the quote button and press the 'open in new tab' [not the mouse wheel/middle click/ mouse button 3/ whatever the hell you decide to call it, it's treated as a left click with the quote button.] it goes to the compose message in the new tab, with the quote.  ;D
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 16, 2015, 12:11:33 pm
Hey I found a work-around for the buggy quote system. Normally when you click it it will just go to the bottom to the thread, unless composing a message which the quotes only show for the more recent posts.

I find that if I right click the quote button and press the 'open in new tab' [not the mouse wheel/middle click/ mouse button 3/ whatever the hell you decide to call it, it's treated as a left click with the quote button.] it goes to the compose message in the new tab, with the quote.  ;D
(http://i.imgur.com/LrL5QL7.gif)
It works!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on March 16, 2015, 12:46:01 pm
You can also turn off quick reply.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on March 16, 2015, 12:48:27 pm
Hey I found a work-around for the buggy quote system. Normally when you click it it will just go to the bottom to the thread, unless composing a message which the quotes only show for the more recent posts.

I find that if I right click the quote button and press the 'open in new tab' [not the mouse wheel/middle click/ mouse button 3/ whatever the hell you decide to call it, it's treated as a left click with the quote button.] it goes to the compose message in the new tab, with the quote.  ;D

It doesn't go to the bottom of the thread, it tries to go to the quick reply box, which for some reason won't manually open. If you hit quote and then open the box here, it works as "normal", though it's kind of awkward.


Today I watched two seasons of something called Danger 5. I have mixed feelings and am now really being forced to look hard at my life choices.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 16, 2015, 02:33:03 pm
To fix that i changed the quick reply box to be always open. So easy to post now!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 16, 2015, 02:39:59 pm
MFW I TRY TO PLAY HOTLINE MIAMI 2 ON HARD MODE

(http://i.imgur.com/AMaBOTN.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 16, 2015, 03:14:46 pm
I'm going to laugh when it's just a psychological thing that just makes you think it's harder.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 16, 2015, 03:22:35 pm
I'm going to laugh when it's just a psychological thing that just makes you think it's harder.

Its not, there's fatty's everywhere, the levels are more densely packed with gun toting goons, melee is practically not an option unless you're fucking hardcore, guns carry less ammo and every time you drop a gun it loses more ammo (basically take a shotgun with three rounds, you swap it out real quick for a machete, you come back after melee'ing everyone to find that the shotgun has one round), the levels are inverted, there are more visual effects to fuck you up (AKA: The higher the combo the darker, wobbly, and flashy the screen gets). And on the very last level if the rumors are true, the controls become inverted.

Basically: Git Gud 2 Ply Hard
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 16, 2015, 03:24:09 pm
The levels are actually twisted exactly 180 degrees on hard mode.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 16, 2015, 03:30:17 pm
The levels are actually twisted exactly 180 degrees on hard mode.

Both yes and no, that's what I meant by inverted. But on that fucking boat level, on normal there are two entrances to the third screen, on hard there's one... the one next to all the gun enemies. I'm still stuck on it, I haven't progressed on hard mode... at all... seriously fuck that boat level to all four corners of Hell.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Mrnocamera on March 17, 2015, 05:11:40 am
melee is practically not an option unless you're fucking hardcore
/me rubs hands together.

Anyone else thinking of a melee run of hard mode?
I know I am.

Secret level included.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 17, 2015, 01:06:19 pm
My cat is massaging my tummy.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 17, 2015, 02:07:21 pm
My cat is looking for my weak spots.
FTFY
Your end is nigh.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 17, 2015, 04:08:01 pm
D:
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 17, 2015, 04:31:28 pm
https://twitter.com/50shedsofgrey

Parody quotes of 50 shades of grey.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 17, 2015, 08:49:50 pm
Welp, just left a server because some guy threatened to DDOS attack it and then threatened to DOX everyone. I don't think anything will happen but I left anyway, didn't like to conversation in chat afterwords.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Hibou on March 17, 2015, 08:52:44 pm
Welp, just left a server because some guy threatened to DDOS attack it and then threatened to DOX everyone. I don't think anything will happen but I left anyway, didn't like to conversation in chat afterwords.
Ehh, people who threaten to do stuff like that are almost always bluffing.

I wouldn't go around calling that bluff, though. People do stupid stuff when they're put on the spot.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Hayle on March 17, 2015, 11:19:49 pm
Ive just realized that Im practically the only non admin old member left in the CDDA forum, I only need to get rid of Stop Signal and i'll be some sort of forum wise mythical figure.

Sorta depressing. 

In the other hand, yeah, The Legend of Candlebury definitively sounds good. I bet you all jelly.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 17, 2015, 11:23:14 pm
Ive just realized that Im practically the only non admin old member left in the CDDA forum, I only need to get rid of Stop Signal and i'll be some sort of forum wise mythical figure.

Never.

But yeah, it's pretty sad, sigh.


Still got to make that portrait for DYC... maybe as a last post there. I don't know.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 17, 2015, 11:24:36 pm
Wait...... Damn, we really did get all of the old guard to leave. Only admins and newbs now. Ehhhhhhh, live and let die.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 17, 2015, 11:25:57 pm
As i'm getting sentimental, i guess i'll write that post now. Later i'll do the portrait, i just think i won't be able to hanle that right now. Just too much.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 17, 2015, 11:30:41 pm
Yes, this is needed

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nR46gQLyxuE
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 18, 2015, 12:08:16 am
Sigh... that was a hard post to make.

And totally got to listen to that, but no headphones!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 18, 2015, 12:13:37 am
My respecto-meter for the moderators at the cata forum

The Almighty Granola Bar: -9999

Kanny: 50%

Rivet: Unchanged

Darkling Wolf: Unchanged as well
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on March 18, 2015, 12:28:30 am
My respecto-meter for the moderators at the cata forum

The Almighty Granola Bar: -9999


Seconded. Guy's a dink.

From what I can tell, out of most of the banned people here, he's the one who did it, and in a very unmoddy fashion for the most part.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 18, 2015, 02:27:37 am
I didn't expect Hunter to post that over there, I just thought it was ironically funny that I came across it on Reddit and posted it in the sort of, "Lulz this argument probably could've been the avoided if both parties were such asshats. With me being the TF2 of asshats." But after seeing most of the posts back over on the Cata (AJ NEEDS TO LURK THERE MORE INCASE OF BROKEN GLASS) Corner, I can agree on three things.

1. [Same point about KA101's Political Pushing being wrong]

2. [The Almighty Granola Bar proving to be a bigger jerkoff in my eyes then originally intended, followed by the usual 'its both our faults mentality']

3. [The same old things of gender equality and blah, blah, blah, this forum drama has entered from Serious, absurd, to the point where I'm going to start silencing this shit whenever it begins. Yes, we stood up for what we personally believed in and got the fuck outta Dodge; Yes, it sucks we left and that the Mods became such 'somethings' during the course of a week followed by both parties trying to save face; and Yes, it should've been handled better.]


Listen, I'm glad the argument panned out the way it did. We're not fucking up their forum, we're here, might as'well get over it. More and more people will come here and join in the party for reasons of missing us, or because granny accidentally mistyped her medications name and somehow ended up here.

And you know what, this thing is a great analogy for the Cold War! Think about it, both sides are staring each other down, their hands are on the buttons ready to wipe each other out simply due to disagreements on politics "slurs"; one side decides to make a move a bit to far and turns the Cold War, hot. Both sides are slamming the shit out of their Nuclear Launch buttons and retreating to the shelter. Both sides both receive lukewarm victories knowing that both sides are unhappy and/or destroyed.

One side managed to retreat to the bunkers in time, but fucked up the others country, causing many creative and inventive minds to die in the nuclear inferno. While the other side is currently trying to rebuild from the ashes using new blood and their leaders to rile up the masses to rebuild, but it isn't working; too many have either realized both sides are monsters, taking up residence where it doesn't carry the radiation or hatred towards the other side because of it. In the end, both will either crumble or rise from the nuclear wasteland they created by their hands.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 18, 2015, 08:05:54 am
I'm Perigrin, and I approve this analogy.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 18, 2015, 08:46:52 am

Snip.
I'm Caconym and this is my favorite post on the UM forum!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 18, 2015, 10:08:27 am
I think Kanny got mad for me calling him Kanny. It's adorable.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Flame on March 18, 2015, 10:22:44 am
Am I old guard? I don't think so, I was only there a year.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 18, 2015, 10:28:07 am
I was there for 7 months and 1 week, and had 1168 posts.
Am I old guard?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Flame on March 18, 2015, 10:30:55 am
Wow, really? I was there longer than you? Cool.

Also I have 1500 posts.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Mrnocamera on March 18, 2015, 10:52:11 am
I had the longest time spent online for about two years, and in the top 10 list for posts.

I think I might be old guard?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Flame on March 18, 2015, 11:05:09 am
Yeah, you're old guard.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 18, 2015, 11:19:49 am
March 5 2013 the day I created my account over there lurked a while before that.
2200+ post count and current 9th most time online.


http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForumPeckingOrder
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Mrnocamera on March 18, 2015, 11:38:04 am
Okay, just checked and I have 5240 posts and 126 days, seven hours and 27 minutes online.

So yeah, definitely old guard.    Probably.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 18, 2015, 12:37:02 pm
How fitting, I got banned on the same day that marked the third year that I was in DDA.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 18, 2015, 01:17:09 pm
How fitting, I got banned on the same day that marked the third year that I was in DDA.

Happy Anniversary.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 18, 2015, 01:22:01 pm
I'll grab the ice-cream cake.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 18, 2015, 01:29:08 pm
Alright Lorknis, and I'll get the Anniversary Poem:

Blood is Red
So Are You
Happy Anniversary
Time to fight your Adversary


Also I got jokes:

Why'd the horse walk into a bar?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 18, 2015, 04:06:04 pm
i have been a cata forum lurker since September 2013, and made my account in February 2014. so, if i count, you all count.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 18, 2015, 04:49:14 pm
i have been a cata forum lurker since September 2013, and made my account in February 2014. so, if i count, you all count.
Well, when I joined had to have been around the first few months the forum started.

I am like the only guy who dates back to Whales Dev on here.
(By the way, the Cataclysm 2 forum may be opening soonish. We might just migrate there, huh?)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 18, 2015, 04:54:07 pm
i have been a cata forum lurker since September 2013, and made my account in February 2014. so, if i count, you all count.
Well, when I joined had to have been around the first few months the forum started.

I am like the only guy who dates back to Whales Dev on here.
(By the way, the Cataclysm 2 forum may be opening soonish. We might just migrate there, huh?)
Nah. Whales is a bit of a dick. Plus, I don't even play cata at all. You can feel free to dual membership though.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 18, 2015, 04:54:37 pm

(By the way, the Cataclysm 2 forum may be opening soonish. We might just migrate there, huh?)
You may but I won't.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 18, 2015, 05:14:32 pm
i have been a cata forum lurker since September 2013, and made my account in February 2014. so, if i count, you all count.
Well, when I joined had to have been around the first few months the forum started.

I am like the only guy who dates back to Whales Dev on here.
(By the way, the Cataclysm 2 forum may be opening soonish. We might just migrate there, huh?)
Nah. Whales is a bit of a dick. Plus, I don't even play cata at all. You can feel free to dual membership though.
Honestly I am not sure anymore, Whales did have good points. Now that Cata mods has revealed to be such deeks I am really questioning my old views.

not to mention Whales started the legacy of DDA, he also has another project along with Cataclysm 2 I don't know what it's theme is but from the screenies I have seen it looks really cool.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on March 18, 2015, 05:18:22 pm
Whales's logic: "cool, these guys want to continue my project as community-driven open source!"
"They added a thing i didnt like omfg why did they do this i wish i never gave the permissions"
*starts writing Cataclysm 2*
"yeah yeah this game cata dda is shit, it has way too much clutter and was actually originally made by me, but then these fuckwits fucked it up"
(some exaggerations are involved, but this is Whales in a nutshell)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 18, 2015, 05:19:04 pm
i have been a cata forum lurker since September 2013, and made my account in February 2014. so, if i count, you all count.
Well, when I joined had to have been around the first few months the forum started.

I am like the only guy who dates back to Whales Dev on here.
(By the way, the Cataclysm 2 forum may be opening soonish. We might just migrate there, huh?)
Nah. Whales is a bit of a dick. Plus, I don't even play cata at all. You can feel free to dual membership though.
Honestly I am not sure anymore, Whales did have good points. Now that Cata mods has revealed to be such deeks I am really questioning my old views.
he is a dick. the cata admins are worse. lesser evil, but still evil. im takinga third option, as i dont like the game enough to stick to it.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 18, 2015, 05:20:23 pm
Whales's logic: "cool, these guys want to continue my project as community-driven open source!"
"They added a thing i didnt like omfg why did they do this i wish i never gave the permissions"
*starts writing Cataclysm 2*
"yeah yeah this game cata dda is shit, it has way too much clutter and was actually originally made by me, but then these fuckwits fucked it up"
(some exaggerations are involved, but this is Whales in a nutshell)
True but Whales was more pissed over the kickstarter, and the fact that the devs were offering him a cut of the funds without telling the backers.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on March 18, 2015, 05:32:02 pm
Whales's logic: "cool, these guys want to continue my project as community-driven open source!"
"They added a thing i didnt like omfg why did they do this i wish i never gave the permissions"
*starts writing Cataclysm 2*
"yeah yeah this game cata dda is shit, it has way too much clutter and was actually originally made by me, but then these fuckwits fucked it up"
(some exaggerations are involved, but this is Whales in a nutshell)
True but Whales was more pissed over the kickstarter, and the fact that the devs were offering him a cut of the funds without telling the backers.
I know, but the fact is that HE says WE fucked it up when HE GAVE US permission to do WHAT EVER THE F**K we want with the game, as long as the community approves, and then he yells at us for adding content he didn't like. And shittalks the DDA community oh so much.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Hayle on March 18, 2015, 09:13:36 pm
Hes as free to believe and say that Cataclysm DDA fucked up as much as anyone else, being the game creator changes nothing about that. His complains are not that horrible, I would even say I agree with most of them.

On the old guard stuff: Im just a regular who drew funny stuff .
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 18, 2015, 09:35:11 pm
Going to say this, and keep in mind this is my opinion based on information I have
Whales was NOT contacted about the kickstarter prior to it going up, so I personally feel the whole thing was illegitimate as they were/are(?) making money off of his concept, and technically his game.
Whales should NOT have acted the way he did, but he was objectively in the right.
From what I have heard NONE of the kickstarter goals have been met, so people should be free to complain about it. Instead mentality seemed to be 'mention kickstarter and die' while I was there.

Just my two cents while I'm tired and thoroughly done discussing anything having to do with Cataclysmdda.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Hayle on March 18, 2015, 09:54:35 pm
On the other hand I rather happy to know that none of the Npc rewards have been fulfilled, not a fan of the buy yourself into the game thing. Plus, lets be honest, at least 90% of those characters would have been lame cliche storms.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 18, 2015, 09:58:01 pm
Don't honestly care, rewards should have been filled by now, to some extent. The failure to do so has left them open to criticism that they feel free to, figuratively, put their fingers in they're ears and go 'lalalala' and ignore and probably delete. They do deserve some criticism for it to be honest.
EDIT: Realizing I might sound like a bit of an asshole, what I meant was I don't care if they would have been cliche storms, the rewards should have been started to be filled. Apologies if it seemed like I was discounting your opinion on the matter, as it is completely valid and is a fair point.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 19, 2015, 04:25:35 am
LazyCat was right! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheCuckoolanderWasRight) all this time.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 19, 2015, 07:49:27 am
LazyCat was right! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheCuckoolanderWasRight) all this time.
That's fucking disturbing.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 19, 2015, 11:59:54 am
The only time i read LazyCat's thread there were mods insulting him a lot, and he defending his mod that he made for himself. I never thought of LC as a bad person. Also one time i found a hilarous post of him with shakespearean insults, and he told me where he got them from. So yeah, i always thought he was kinda good.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 19, 2015, 12:02:32 pm
I've read some stuff about Lazy Cat, and after recent events I think he was probably being demonized quite a bit. Mods, irregardless of if they are involved in the project that the forum is about, should never insult forum members.
But that's another issue and one I don't care to look into, LC may have been as bad as they said, but I think he was probably much better then he was portrayed as.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 19, 2015, 12:05:41 pm
Also from the looks of it his mod was quite fun. I guess i went overboard with "insulting" but indeed they were destroying him.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 19, 2015, 12:08:29 pm
*looks at 'Who's online' tab, sees guest posting in this topic*
What? how? I don't even....
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 19, 2015, 12:14:11 pm
There are 23 guests right now. I don't believe that, something is bugged. But they indeed are watching this and the thread we are talking in.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 19, 2015, 12:33:53 pm
There are 23 guests right now. I don't believe that, something is bugged. But they indeed are watching this and the thread we are talking in.
Quick! Act natural!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 19, 2015, 12:37:46 pm
*Hides his guns and explosives, then puts on sunglasses*
Nothing to see here, move along.
*looks around*
Spoiler:  gun stash (hover to show)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 19, 2015, 02:07:20 pm
Holy shit, we got like 10 guests, have we won the game, is Gamer of the Apocalypse moving here? Is this the uprising of Utters Have Gone Mad!?

I don't know but this is kinda exciting!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 19, 2015, 05:18:10 pm
Hug me I'm scared. ;-;
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 19, 2015, 05:20:46 pm
The Loli-pacolypse is happening!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 19, 2015, 05:22:42 pm
The Loli-pacolypse is happening!
The loli-googirl-furry-tentacle-mistress-pocalypse.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 19, 2015, 05:23:42 pm
The Loli-pacolypse is happening!
The loli-googirl-furry-tentacle-mistress-pocalypse.
I see no problem with this. Bring on the apocalypse!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 19, 2015, 05:30:06 pm
The Loli-pacolypse is happening!
The loli-googirl-furry-tentacle-mistress-pocalypse.
I see no problem with this. Bring on the apocalypse!
"I for one, welcome our loli-googirl-furry-tentacle-mistress overlords."
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Caconym on March 19, 2015, 06:08:59 pm
The Loli-pacolypse is happening!
The loli-googirl-furry-tentacle-mistress-pocalypse.
I see no problem with this. Bring on the apocalypse!


Of all the wrong opinions in this thread, this is the worst one.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 19, 2015, 10:01:20 pm
If y'all wanna know I had advertised the forum on facebook with a quick rundown about "The Moddening" which might be why there is so many guests. This has been one of the biggest posts on the page yet, just under the announcement of 0.B by ~200 people. That post of the advertisement of our forum has reached ~400 people!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Hibou on March 19, 2015, 11:11:31 pm
Well great, now everybody on Facebook is gonna think we're WEIRD
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 19, 2015, 11:18:15 pm
I uh, am going to share this with you dudes. I won't help if I think it's a lost cause, like a suicide note on the Interne. Yes it'll piss me off because I couldn't help sooner.

uh, I don't have a tumblr account. Can someone send Internet hugs to rebornica for me? I don't want to make an account for something that I'll only use once.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 19, 2015, 11:20:05 pm
Facebook people? quick, hide the booze, the guns, the fire, and the playboy mags! Hide it all! Hurry!
jk, glad to see this place get some traffic, and hopefully a few members. Either way we'll keep on going.

EDIT because ninjaed: Need a hug Wilson?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 19, 2015, 11:23:07 pm
Nonono, rebornica needs Internet hugs. I'm perfectly fine.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 19, 2015, 11:35:37 pm
If y'all wanna know I had advertised the forum on facebook with a quick rundown about "The Moddening" which might be why there is so many guests. This has been one of the biggest posts on the page yet, just under the announcement of 0.B by ~200 people. That post of the advertisement of our forum has reached ~400 people!

Holy shit! I didn't even know that! I don't know whether to be worried or empowered about this; either way this is insane!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (This is my baby, Perigrin.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 19, 2015, 11:36:28 pm
I uh, am going to share this with you dudes. I won't help if I think it's a lost cause, like a suicide note on the Interne. Yes it'll piss me off because I couldn't help sooner.

uh, I don't have a tumblr account. Can someone send Internet hugs to rebornica for me? I don't want to make an account for something that I'll only use once.

Whats going on with Rebornica, as someone whose out of the loop.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 19, 2015, 11:40:04 pm
What's happening with rebornica Wilson? I'm not on tumblr much, but if I can find out what is happening I might shoot a hug their way.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 19, 2015, 11:42:46 pm
He's having night terrors and he's losing sleep over it. I'm just worried about the blob a' space. So yeah, he needs Internet hugs.

Note: They're so bad that he/she's going to psychiatrist.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 19, 2015, 11:45:28 pm
He's having night terrors and he's losing sleep over it. I'm just worried about the blob a' space. So yeah, he needs Internet hugs.

Note: They're so bad that he/she's going to psychiatrist.

Jesus Christ. Do they normally draw like actual horror, or is it the funny FNAF stuff I know them for.

Apparently my practice Cthulhu Prayers are working, we're fucked guys. We'll all dream of R'yleh now!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 19, 2015, 11:48:16 pm
Uh, I think there's personal stuff happening too... so his subconscious basically made vincent* his negative emotions and he strangles him in his dreams.

*His rendition of the "Purple Guy" he's fucking creepy
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 20, 2015, 12:09:59 am
Uh, I think there's personal stuff happening too... so his subconscious basically made vincent* his negative emotions and he strangles him in his dreams.

*His rendition of the "Purple Guy" he's fucking creepy
(http://i.imgur.com/CrxLGZ0.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Caconym on March 20, 2015, 11:21:36 am
A new way to look at Australia
(http://i.imgur.com/JIOElAD.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/lSzJBWr.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on March 20, 2015, 11:46:58 am
I think the guests are afraid to register. No worries, you are allowed to register as long as you are not a retard. And this wont show up on google searches, so you are fine there, I tested it.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 20, 2015, 05:27:02 pm
 ᙪᎥᎢᏟᎻᎬᏚ
my brother just texted me this. uniocoded for fancy and everything.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Caconym on March 20, 2015, 07:35:21 pm
Theory: Some guests may actually be us, the users online bit shows activity of the last 15 mins, thus prior to logging in (even set to permanent) temporarily creates a guest (which will linger a few mins even after logging in) and thus shows things like "guest posting in thread x".

I am likely horrifically wrong...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 21, 2015, 02:42:41 am
On the whos online thing, I wonder how spastic I must look.

I tend to open multiple tabs, it's easier and faster to catch up to what I have missed.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 22, 2015, 12:28:44 am
MERRY FUCKING  CHRISTMAS BUBBADOO!!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 22, 2015, 12:32:43 am
MERRY FUCKING  CHRISTMAS BUBBADOO!!
I... uh... what?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Hibou on March 22, 2015, 01:16:06 am
its chriiistmaaaas
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 22, 2015, 01:45:27 am
...Is this some kind of weird inside joke I am not in on?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 22, 2015, 01:46:11 am
MERRY FUCKING  CHRISTMAS BUBBADOO!!
I... uh... what?
check your steam for a surprise.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 22, 2015, 01:46:25 am
Just smoke some good ish and then everything will make sense.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 22, 2015, 04:00:32 am
MERRY FUCKING  CHRISTMAS BUBBADOO!!
I... uh... what?
check your steam for a surprise.
Oh! It's FaceRig! :D
I get it, because you meant to buy it for me on the Christmas sales.
Haha I didn't know because I spent all day using Team Viewer to play Cataclysm on my Little Laptop remotely. Also watching Youtube.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 22, 2015, 04:02:34 am
Why did I check the Cataclysm Forum, why the fuck did I do that? I already knew what I was expecting.... just *rage noises*


Anyfuckingshitbiscuit I'm heading to bed to hopefully dream of wanton destruction and mayhem because that's the shit I'm really feeling right now, and Hotline Miami 2 has made my head spin around thrice to the point I can feel which way is up.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 22, 2015, 04:05:43 am
What stupid thing has happened in the DDA forums now? It's hard to stay up to date with all the shit that goes down, for obvious reasons.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 22, 2015, 04:08:22 am
WARNING CATACLYSM FORUM DRAMA BELOW, IF THIS HASN'T SCARRED YOUR EYES IN ORDER TO ACT AS A WARNING! WELL THEN WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE, THE FONT IS FUCKING COMIC SANS MS! IT BURNS MY HANDS JUST WRITING IT!





What stupid thing has happened in the DDA forums now? It's hard to stay up to date with all the shit that goes down, for obvious reasons.


I guess we should join the KKK and shit according to Moist Zombie (HEY LOOK AT ME STIRRING THE POT!)
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 22, 2015, 04:14:25 am
Huh... what an interesting read.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Forrest on March 22, 2015, 04:16:58 am
I personally don't like all the hate on The Almighty Granola Bar and KA. Dudes work hard, and don't wanna hear a few words, so what?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 22, 2015, 06:20:10 am
The funniest part was this:

Spoiler (hover to show)

Also known as the SJWs who go completely overboard with being offended by the littlest of things.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 22, 2015, 11:25:12 am
I believe it was said that we should only complain about this over PM.
I will say this though: Both sides were right, and both sides were wrong.
Both sides had valid points on the topic from their respective stances. Should we really use that kind of language? No, so that point is valid on their part.
should they have red texted the hell out of everything? no, because that's aggressive and forcing a view point on people.
Was how we went about the whole argument right? not really, I mean initially we should have tried to work it out through PM rather then in an open thread.
So in the end, both sides, during the initial argument, were in the wrong. The Devs stepped overboard and insulted a few people, a few of us pretty well did some rather shite things over there, so again both sides did some things wrong.
Now let's let the argument die now please.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 22, 2015, 12:00:11 pm
guys, do i need to split ANOTHER thread about this?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 22, 2015, 12:05:56 pm
I seriously don't think so, since it was said to only discuss this over PM. Also, I think anyone who goes to look over at those forums are probably going to yell at me. I don't particularly care. I've got my personal feelings on the matter and a lot of retrospect.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 22, 2015, 12:20:31 pm
no, i was just being passive aggressive.

its fine, lets just only discuss this privately, its getting old.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 22, 2015, 01:00:52 pm
Played Goonstation the other day, I was kidnapped by a clown car, got dutch ovened, found the clown napper he exploded into a billion pieces taking my arms with it, then fought a rogue AI and died from electrocution.

Needless to say 10/10 would Detective again.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Mrnocamera on March 22, 2015, 02:13:53 pm
Played Goonstation the other day, I was kidnapped by a clown car, got dutch ovened, found the clown napper he exploded into a billion pieces taking my arms with it, then fought a rogue AI and died from electrocution.

Needless to say 10/10 would Detective again.
Why do I never get good rounds on SS13.
The best one I've had is one where I caught a grenade thrown at me, threw it back and hid in the back room of the bar.
I then lost one arm, grabbed the shotgun, one-handed it and blew a hole in the guy's chest, ran into maintenance, and beat him to death with the barrel.

I spent the rest of the round (three hours) in med, waiting for a new arm, waking up, mumbling about them not using anesthetic, and then being dragged to the shuttle while strapped to an office chair.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on March 22, 2015, 03:05:00 pm
I seriously don't think so, since it was said to only discuss this over PM. Also, I think anyone who goes to look over at those forums are probably going to yell at me. I don't particularly care. I've got my personal feelings on the matter and a lot of retrospect.

I wouldn't yell at you. That's likely one of the most mature, non-smarmy posts that's been made on the subject, and it certainly addresses why I don't feel too comfortable posting over there anymore.

Anyway, I've not play SS13, but it sounds pretty awesome. Do I need real internet for it?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on March 22, 2015, 05:50:40 pm
I personally don't like all the hate on The Almighty Granola Bar and KA. Dudes work hard, and don't wanna hear a few words, so what?
I still like The Almighty Granola Bar and KA101. They are good friends to me and I respect them, and I do respect their decisions, not that I agree with them of course.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 22, 2015, 06:48:39 pm
I still like KA101, but i think The Almighty Granola Bar went overboard with certain things i won't say again to stop a war.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 22, 2015, 11:28:10 pm
Going to start playing Dwarf Fortress again. I've pretty much beaten or have gotten bored of most games I usually play, I might mix it up with some RimWorld (Or pointy clicky DF for short) along with some occasional CS:GO here and there. And to add to the ToadyOne Focus, I've been playing Liberal Crime Squad on my phone.

LCS: I have made 50 Blessings into a Liberal Crime Squad with Jacket as the head (this was a few games ago and was my last "successful" game). I had made this Jacket nearly mentally disabled and brutish, he ran around gunning people down and persuading people to join our cause. We ruled over Pennsylvania in secret, until our HQ was raided by a full-on militant police force that killed my army of weed-brownie hippies, destroyed my prostitution ring I had in the better side of town, and finally gunned down half my members as they were running out the building.

Jacket was away in the hospital as he was caught car jacking and had to fight his way out, he took a bullet in the left nad and nearly bled out. So after about four months in the hospital (I'm shocked they didn't arrest him there), he fled to a crack den where the conservatives were actually hidden. Heat on any place Jacket went to was always over 200%. So I decided he should go down in flames.

So I sent him back to his base and let him fight his way out. Turns out four months without murdering anyone makes you rusty when you get an AK back into your hands. He only took down 3 of the cops before it went all RDR.

And in his final moments he uttered his last words: "We are 50 Blessings!" He then soiled himself and died. It was my most violent run in LCS and probably my most dramatic.

Normally I just play as a pimp, hustle men and women to generate cash, buy a store front, get arrested, and then Liberal Crime Squad dissolves because I decided to take a hostage and the police weren't happy about that.


All-n-all 10/10 would Liberal again.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 23, 2015, 12:13:20 am
Leik if u cri evryteim.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 23, 2015, 07:12:41 pm
...bloody hell commercials are shite. "Don't die of dieing." was a part of some weird commercial I only caught the tail end of. Thought it was weird.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 23, 2015, 11:02:39 pm
Well,  macs sometimes make this annoying beeping noise. It haunts my dreams
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Caconym on March 24, 2015, 05:45:13 am
Is your toaster a silent recruit in a 'thingbot' army? (http://www.bbc.com/news/business-31157975)

Frakkin toasters!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 24, 2015, 08:43:55 pm
Being the only person online at the time is so damn lonely.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 24, 2015, 09:28:39 pm
It's okay, *Strokes face* I'm here.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 24, 2015, 09:30:18 pm
Yee
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 24, 2015, 09:53:44 pm
Being the only person online at the time is so damn lonely.
You found a time of day that I was not online.

You win. Nothing specific that you won. You just... Won.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 25, 2015, 04:43:18 am
I have been off playing Fallout: New Vegas while on vacation in Las Vegas.
In fact I am off right now getting a mod that fixes a bug caused by a bug fix mod for the ED-E in Lonesome Road.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Caconym on March 25, 2015, 01:18:07 pm
The BBC finally fired Clarkson, well that's Top Gear ruined and/or cancelled.
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-32052736
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 25, 2015, 01:25:17 pm
I'm merely a humble butler, I buttle.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Forrest on March 25, 2015, 10:52:31 pm
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THESE SILLY GUESTS POSTING
LIKE YOOOOOO
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 25, 2015, 11:03:35 pm
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THESE SILLY GUESTS POSTING
LIKE YOOOOOO

ITS ALL JUST A RED H-erring!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsvFwOLWyC8
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Hibou on March 25, 2015, 11:05:42 pm
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THESE SILLY GUESTS POSTING
LIKE YOOOOOO

I'm pretty sure we got spookmans in the machinery. Somebody get the Ghostbusters on the line.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Hayle on March 25, 2015, 11:50:47 pm
Whats up with those lame danasoft sigs? New forum trend?

They look so 1998.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 25, 2015, 11:56:43 pm
They're scaring me John, THE'RE SCARING ME!

*Hides in corner*
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Hayle on March 26, 2015, 12:00:08 am
They're scaring me John, THE'RE SCARING ME!

*Hides in corner*

IKR, they are sorta unnerving.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 26, 2015, 12:08:06 am
quite so. however, the information of my IP and location are probably out there somewhere, though I'm very careful with my information, real name, about the only thing I've admitted is I live in Texas... yeah, I don't think I've ever given out the exacts of where I live or my name over the internet.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 26, 2015, 12:14:18 am
I live in Minnesota, WHY THE EVER LIVING FUCK IS IT SO FUCKING COLD?! Just, jesus, it was warm for two weeks then it snows 12 feet. I'm over exaggering.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 26, 2015, 12:16:34 am
OH ITS COLD IS IT? WELL HOW ABOUT SO HOT IT MAKES THE FUCKING GROUND AND ROAD CRACK! LIKE WTF!?!
seriously, how in the fuck? Oh, and my weather is bipolar. One day it's too hot, the next it's FUCKING SNOWING! Like seriously, I swear Texas weather can't decide whether it wanted to be cold, hot, or just pleasently warm.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 26, 2015, 12:28:26 am
Texas sounds like it would be a wonderful place if it wasn't so hot. In Indiana I can still find places with snow.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 26, 2015, 12:32:26 am
If the weather would just settle on one or the other so I could get used to it I'd be fine. But in all seriousness, it can get to triple digits at some points in the year, which is usually the points when you really start hearing about people leaving their kids or animals in their cars, which is just plain stupid.
It's kind of weird living in such a majorly conservative state when you've got my personal ideals, but so far I've met some accepting folks who don't try and beat me over their head with their views, and respect mine. Unless it's gun control, then everyone I've met agrees with me that open carry is stupid.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on March 26, 2015, 12:36:20 am
If the weather would just settle on one or the other so I could get used to it I'd be fine. But in all seriousness, it can get to triple digits at some points in the year, which is usually the points when you really start hearing about people leaving their kids or animals in their cars, which is just plain stupid.
It's kind of weird living in such a majorly conservative state when you've got my personal ideals, but so far I've met some accepting folks who don't try and beat me over their head with their views, and respect mine. Unless it's gun control, then everyone I've met agrees with me that open carry is stupid.

As a self admitted, avid gun nut, even I have to agree open carry is dumb. Really, carry in general seems like the sign of a sick society. I like living somewhere where I don't feel the need to carry a weapon around all the time, and never felt that way when I lived in the U.S.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 26, 2015, 12:46:31 am
I'm personally fine with concealed carry, because that allows them to feel safe (I guess...) and allows me the same. I am personally uncomfortable approaching a person who is obviously armed.
There are a couple of reasons, one being I'm not trained in how to use guns, another being I don't know the mental state of the individual in question. I don't know if their depressed, or angry, or WHAT, I have no idea if this rather obviously armed individual is going to go off or if he's going to be fine.
I'm fine with concealed carry because then I don't know that their armed, so I have my peace of mind, and they have theirs.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 26, 2015, 12:54:30 am
In the UK, you get in a bar fight, smack the shit out of each other, both come out of it alive (usually).
In the US, you get in a bar fight. He pulls a gun on you. You are now VERY dead (Usually).

I mean, I like guns for target shooting and collecting, but it makes me nervous that almost anyone could have a handgun. I think that a psychologist should personally look over ANYONE trying to get a gun license. After that, well, you are mentally stable, so do what you will. Yearly renewing of the license too, so as to account for sanity slippage.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 26, 2015, 01:00:13 am
Aw, I missed out on the climate conversation. Fuck it, I'll talk about it anyway.

I live in Washington, where it's always raining. But at least doesn't get into any droughts like California is in.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Hibou on March 26, 2015, 09:53:47 am
Y'know, in Texas we have a saying "If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes." I can confirm that this is completely true, and mostly everyone I know carries an umbrella in their car, even on the sunniest of days. It gets cray in the late spring.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 26, 2015, 10:47:45 am
In Minnesota I go "Oh hey look, it's 80 degrees, oh hey look it's 25 below and it's snowing."

I'm over exaggerating mostly.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Caconym on March 26, 2015, 06:10:28 pm
I noticed this earlier:
(http://i.imgur.com/4EyC4rO.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/PnbjWvD.png)
(look at that last guest, note the time on it)
(http://i.imgur.com/qrH48Ub.png)

The theory of "ghost guests" doesn't seem that far-fetched.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 26, 2015, 06:13:27 pm
Dang. I was hoping people were admiring us.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 26, 2015, 08:58:29 pm
Unless the system is creating unique IPs for the bug guests.... Its more likely that it is just getting the right hand coumn messed up.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Caconym on March 27, 2015, 02:47:24 am
Can you adjust the time-scale of the who's online bit?

As I said earlier in this thread:
Theory: Some guests may actually be us, the users online bit shows activity of the last 15 mins, thus prior to logging in (even set to permanent) temporarily creates a guest (which will linger a few mins even after logging in) and thus shows things like "guest posting in thread x".

I am likely horrifically wrong...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Caconym on March 27, 2015, 06:43:24 am
Definitely thinking there's ghosts in the forum, did some experimentation, pretty much just me when I started, seems to be rather quiet around this time
(http://i.imgur.com/Yt2Regu.png)
(was just after looking at my profile just before replying to that thread [but not actually posting])

(http://i.imgur.com/7yeF9se.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/HRWs98I.png)
(look at that .02 of a second difference)

(http://i.imgur.com/YIOg3YU.png)
(guest 2 just under my name is likely my phone in this case, part of trying to see if it is legit guests with mixed up activities and again went to post a reply in that thread but not actually post it, just prior to checking activity)

Previous guests are lingering showing previous activities
(http://i.imgur.com/AWgJTni.png)

Doesn't seem to occur every time.

Either way twould seem something is bugged on the forum.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 27, 2015, 07:35:25 am
Yeah. The what you are doing column is bugged.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Six on March 27, 2015, 01:10:58 pm
Tried to figure out what makes it bug out and I can't quite pin it down to anything, I'm thinking it's either going back out the page or going straight from a page to the forum index does it. Although there has been a guest registering for an account for the past 15 minutes.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Caconym on March 27, 2015, 01:19:56 pm
Tried to figure out what makes it bug out and I can't quite pin it down to anything, I'm thinking it's either going back out the page or going straight from a page to the forum index does it. Although there has been a guest registering for an account for the past 15 minutes.
Well it does show activity for about 15 mins so entirely possible to see someone start to sign up maybe stop and still see that guest "registering" for 15 mins.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Six on March 27, 2015, 03:10:11 pm
Whoever they were they seem to have decided not to sign up.
Are we not good enough for them?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 27, 2015, 09:02:47 pm
I am of the spooks now.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 27, 2015, 09:05:35 pm
I am of the spooks now.
We also better not tell people that They may really get spooked then.
[REDACTED]

This was way 2spooky for public eyes. ~Bubbadoo
I redacted the whole article before anymore innocent lives were taken ~AJ
Good we may just save some people from The Spookining ~Bubbadoo
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 27, 2015, 11:59:40 pm
I think I found out the guest problem.

(http://i.imgur.com/Q2L6oFE.png)
Notice the guest below me. It says "posting in HUGLAGHLAHGHALGHGHAOLG," which is what I did minutes before taking the screenshot. To test my theory, I will check to see if there is a guest that is "Posting in Actual Last Man Posting" after posting this.

EDIT: Doesn't seem like it's holding up yet. :(

EDIT EDIT:
(http://i.imgur.com/xzK5NTo.png)
Guest is posting in last man posting, correlating to the original post I made! It's holding up now!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 28, 2015, 09:46:14 am
...Uh what'd Lorknis post? Just curious why something got removed.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 28, 2015, 10:23:46 am
...Uh what'd Lorknis post? Just curious why something got removed.

Its still there in tiny font right above the redacted. It was so horrifyingly 2spooky and evil that he had to hide it from human eyes. No one must know the truth.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 28, 2015, 10:27:17 pm
It was simply just 2spook, I coulda really spooked someone.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 29, 2015, 02:33:57 pm
awfully quiet today ain't it?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Caconym on March 29, 2015, 03:34:26 pm
I've been busy being terrorised by my sister's demonspawn since the early hours of the morn.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Perigrin on March 29, 2015, 05:45:41 pm
I'm playing bloodborne. Its a full time job.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 29, 2015, 05:55:13 pm
I've been playing too much CKII cause that game is addictive. I'll get around to posting Terminal eventually.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 29, 2015, 08:19:52 pm
I am Shiva-Rhodri, god of insect death.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Hibou on March 29, 2015, 08:31:29 pm
I've just been lurking all day.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 29, 2015, 08:34:41 pm
I win.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Hibou on March 29, 2015, 08:38:22 pm
I win.
(http://i.imgur.com/l7gxgZV.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 30, 2015, 12:23:52 am
Uh, what's all a you guy's opinion on Cryaotic?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 30, 2015, 01:31:08 am
Uh, what's all a you guy's opinion on Cryaotic?
He's a cool guy. His voice is awesome, and feelings seem to be sensitive. (One time people wouldn't stop complaining that a game on his stream was lagging and he couldn't fix it. The people really upset the poor fellow and he left as the stream was ending.)

Actually found out about Pewdiepie way back when through Cry as the two would play games together. I don't watch Pewdiepie anymore though, I found I liked horror let's plays more with the atmosphere intact. (but I like commentary too.)


Speaking of Let's Players my favorite has to be RoahmMythril, I especially like his Silent Hill let's plays, he does the next game every halloween and will get indef about the monster's meanings, easter eggs, achievements, and all that stuff.

EDIT: Forgot to mention the reason why I wasn't here at all yesterday is that my internet went down. I have been on here sparsely because I am addicted to F:NV.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Six on March 30, 2015, 01:41:35 am
F:NV addiction is keeping me going until we get any actual news about Fallout 4
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 30, 2015, 01:57:17 am
F:NV addiction is keeping me going until we get any actual news about Fallout 4
Ditto, I have my game modded but I am trying to control my urge to have it modded to hell, because then I have the horrors of conflict resolution and my PC begging for mercy.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Six on March 30, 2015, 04:24:31 am
100 or so mods I have running at the minute all work pretty well and my potato bucket handles it all fairly well.
Mod that shit into the ground!

Also out of interest, what mods are you running?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 30, 2015, 07:20:10 am
I am so lazy I am just exporting my load orderer. :D (1 means installed 0 means on but not installed.) I hope my commentary on the mods will make up for it.

GameMode=FalloutNV

FalloutNV.esm=1
TribalPack.esm=1
MercenaryPack.esm=1
ClassicPack.esm=1
CaravanPack.esm=1
DeadMoney.esm=1
LonesomeRoad.esm=1
HonestHearts.esm=1
OldWorldBlues.esm=1
GunRunnersArsenal.esm=1 (this and previous is addon and base game gunk)
YUP - Base Game + All DLC.esm=0 (Unactivated because it doesn't like Mission Mohave)
CardMaster.esm=1
Mission Mojave - Ultimate Edition.esp=1 (Giant bugfix mod)
MMUE POP.esp=1
UHNV.esp=1 (An Underground Home)
Benny's Lucky Lighter.esp=1 (makes the lighter have +1 luck when carried)
Pop and Beer do not Dehydrate.esp=1 (Because having that stuff dehydrate is dumb)
WorkingCrimsonCaravanTraders.esp=1
TWO BEARS HIGHFIVING.esp=1 (Classic mod)
The Gourmand Revived.esp=1 (Makes it better.)
Bubba shot the jukebox.esp=1 (Shoot ALL the radios/jukeboxes! Makes them explode when shot enough. :D)
Companion Sandbox Mode3.esp=1
NVNovacApartament.esp=1 (Because ther egular apartment is shit. This thing has collectable records, but a few areas and bits of it have gibberish because it's in russian and I guess the english version can't comprehend russian characters. It's not to bad though, and this even has collectable and playable records!)
Mission Mojave - Ultimate Edition Plus.esp=1
LightUpAndSmokeThoseCigarettes_edisleado.esp=1 (Don't know why you couldn't smoke cigarettes in the base game)
LightUpAndSmokeThoseCigarettes_edisleado_leveledlist.esp=1
lightupandsmokethosecigarettes_dm.esp=1
CardMaster NV.esp=1
CardMaster DM.esp=1
MMUE+ Freeside Expanded.esp=1
Karma Fix - NCRCF Powder Ganger.esp=1
CounterfeitCaps.esp=0 (INCOMPATIBLE WITH: Lucky38Suite_Reloaded.esp! Obscure mod too, so fix is not expected.)
UnlimitedCompanions.esp=1
UnlimitedCompanions SCRIPT FIX.esp=1
MaxFollowers12.esp=1
Follower Home Marker.esp=1
Comp_Idles_NV.esp=1
Weathered10mmProfessional.esp=1 (These following mods fix the pre-order packs not working with Gun runners challenges.)
SturdyCaravanShotgunSurgeon.esp=1
MercGrenadeRifleDemoPyro.esp=1
ClassicPackFix.esp=1
CaravanCardFix.esp=1 (I think this not needed with the card master mod)
Feng Shui NV.esp=1 (With this I can actually decorate homes, it allows you to move objects accurately and even freeze them, so you can have a gnome wearing shades and smoking a cigarette as an example.)
Feng Shui - Keymap Template.esp=0 (Ignore this, it may come with the Feng Shui when you download it but it doesn't seem to do anything important and will crash your game because it has a misnamed master.)
UHNV-OWB.esp=1
UHNV-Dead Money.esp=1
UHNV-Honest Hearts.esp=1
UHNV-Lonesome Road.esp=1
UHNV-More Mannequins.esp=1
UHNV-Brighter Lighting.esp=1
RatslayerFix.esp=1
YUP - NPC Fixes (Base Game + All DLC).esp=0
Better Binoculars High.esp=0 (Borks up the binocs, too lazy to fix it. It was probably a manual install required I am guessing.)
Lonesome Road EDE FIX 2.esp=1 (Either YUP or MMUE broke Lonesome Road's ED-E)
Kobu's Free Wild Wasteland Trait.esp=1 (Makes Wild Wasteland a free trait that doesn't take up the other 2)
Lucky38Suite_Reloaded.esp=1 (Loving this mod a lot, it's huge, looks cool, and has a robot butler.)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 30, 2015, 02:35:33 pm
Uh, what's all a you guy's opinion on Cryaotic?

He is pretty awesome!

And woah, how do that many mods do not crash with each other?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 30, 2015, 06:06:19 pm
Everyone right now:

https://youtu.be/1OL6uqNBhGU?t=1m18s

Until the lurking part ends, just if you don't realize.

EDIT: Doubleposted, sorry.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Caconym on March 30, 2015, 06:11:11 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/B6c6iiB.jpg)




Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 30, 2015, 06:26:10 pm
Lurking hard.
Or hardly lurking, see.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Flame on March 30, 2015, 07:43:10 pm
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Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Rhodri on March 30, 2015, 07:44:22 pm
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 30, 2015, 11:03:03 pm
What did I just watch. LURKING HARD!!!!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Stopsignal on March 31, 2015, 01:43:08 am
A cutscene of the game with the best narrator in the world: Battleblock Theater.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 31, 2015, 03:29:01 am
And woah, how do that many mods do not crash with each other?
Magic, what kind of magic you ask? Well let me ask you if you believe in magic, in a young girl's heart.

Seriously though it's because most of that is bugfixes, and I make sure to get mods that don't have many conflicts. In fact today I went to fix a mod that wasn't working and wounded up with 15<x<20 more mods. I also have F:NV Edit which is a godsend. You can merge and manipulate mods, you can also overwrite conflicts as simple as dragging the value you want to the furthermost mod. I am also extremely careful about mods that may change things in the same vicinity because that can lead to crash-topia.

Honestly though I don't think I have had a game this stable before! Hell the only crashes I have had was when I had a small mod conflict problem which I resolved quickly! (Not counting the time it was crashing because I had a sub mod with a wrong master, that was just me being a dingus.) I haven't even had crashes in Freeside and that place is notoriously unstable! :D
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Caconym on March 31, 2015, 06:38:33 am
(http://i.imgur.com/xDAeBNN.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Six on March 31, 2015, 07:26:03 pm
Okay, heres my modlist for F:NV, gonna have to type all of this out, annoyingly.
All mods included are active unless otherwise stated. This is gonna be kinda long so I'll put it in a spoiler.

Spoiler (hover to show)

In total I have 97 mods active. I've never used FNVEdit and it's relatively stable, I crash frequently on certain areas, or I'll crash purely because my computers pathetic 2GB of RAM gets overloaded, or runs out which has only happened to me once.

Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 31, 2015, 11:57:20 pm
Okay, heres my modlist for F:NV, gonna have to type all of this out, annoyingly.
All mods included are active unless otherwise stated. This is gonna be kinda long so I'll put it in a spoiler.

Spoiler (hover to show)

In total I have 97 mods active. I've never used FNVEdit and it's relatively stable, I crash frequently on certain areas, or I'll crash purely because my computers pathetic 2GB of RAM gets overloaded, or runs out which has only happened to me once.
FNVEdit is amazing I seriously recommend it. Sometimes mods my overwrite others entirely and still be stable but you will just have a whole mod that all it does is take up room. you can also use it to merge ods, so you can have MORE ROOM FOR MODS!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Six on April 01, 2015, 12:11:22 am
Unfortunately I don't really have any way to get FNVEdit or any new mods at the minute since my computer doesn't have an internet connection, I really need to get it sorted out.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 01, 2015, 12:19:15 am
Unfortunately I don't really have any way to get FNVEdit or any new mods at the minute since my computer doesn't have an internet connection, I really need to get it sorted out.
but you are posting on the forum? What are you on a library computer looking at the forum?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Six on April 01, 2015, 01:49:52 am
I use my iPad for it, connected to the internet through my phone.
I mean I can download stuff onto my computer but it's kind of overly complicated, need to move files around through my iPad to my phone and then onto my computer and it can mess things up occasionally.
I've got unlimited internet on my phone so it's not really an issue, I go through about 60gb of data a month, but I can't connect my phones internet to my computer, technically I shouldn't even be able to connect it to my iPad but there are ways to.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 01, 2015, 02:23:48 am
I use my iPad for it, connected to the internet through my phone.
I mean I can download stuff onto my computer but it's kind of overly complicated, need to move files around through my iPad to my phone and then onto my computer and it can mess things up occasionally.
I've got unlimited internet on my phone so it's not really an issue, I go through about 60gb of data a month, but I can't connect my phones internet to my computer, technically I shouldn't even be able to connect it to my iPad but there are ways to.
Can't you just download said item onto a micro SD card on your Ipad (If it does have that I dunno, I own android.) put the micro SD in a micro SD adapter SD card and just transfer from SD card to computer?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: Six on April 01, 2015, 02:39:40 am
iPads don't have MicroSD cards, otherwise Apple wouldn't be able to put ridiculous prices on anything with a decent amount of fixed storage. The other problem is that iOS isn't as open as Android is, so I can't just download something onto my iPad, plug it into my computer and pull the files out of it, since I can't access any of the internal files, I have to download them onto Dropbox or something, which wont work on my phone properly, email the file to myself, download it from the email onto my phone and then transfer it.

It's a stupidly complex system, I could sort it out by getting proper WiFi but student life demands that I spend all my money on ramen, not WiFi when I have a system that at least works.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (Try not to drown in the amount of guests.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 01, 2015, 03:10:22 am
I'm now Henchman, hopefully I don't end up high at some biker joint.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 01, 2015, 10:52:14 am
Happy April fools day. I hope you got something planned to mess with the forum, Perigrin, or I shalt be disappoint.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 01, 2015, 11:42:41 am
Guys I can't hide it any more, I've been living a lie on these forums...
I am not the real Caconym ... I am really KA101 I have been infiltrating these forums under the disguise of being Caconym all this time.

On the off chance someone believes this (I doubt it), this is a admittingly terrible attempt at april fools
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 01, 2015, 11:59:03 am
Caconym...I have something to reveal as well. I'm not the real KA101, I'm actually Caconym in disguise.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Mrnocamera on April 01, 2015, 12:00:09 pm
Huh.


I think that if you search for a song on Youtube today, it'll ask if you meant Darude Sandstorm.
Well, that or it really hates Matchbox 20.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 01, 2015, 12:07:58 pm
I can confirm that Mrno. I typed in Music and it brought it up.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 01, 2015, 12:18:21 pm
It even says it when you look up darude-sandstorm. lol
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 01, 2015, 12:50:45 pm
Google has so many people on it that they had to put up a mirror site (https://com.google/)!

Also the webcomic xkcd (http://xkcd.com/) has a cool little thing going on right now, check it out. I would think this forums artists might enjoy it.

Lastly the Internet is Beautiful subreddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/InternetIsBeautiful/) is cataloging some of the April Fools sites, with some having blatant sarcasm. They also changed their design to have an old windows design.


EDIT: Seriously though the little image creator that xkcd is using has potential for any with art skill. Just look at this I found on there.
(http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/282c78e0-258c-5f93-b5ab-16a76c300029)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 01, 2015, 02:52:07 pm
The new forum rules have been announced, make sure to follow them, now for the rest of the day I need to go back to our early roots and rewrite everything mm'kay.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 01, 2015, 03:02:15 pm
Guys, Imgur plays Imgur. http://imgur.com/play
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 01, 2015, 04:00:26 pm
MRW coming back to the forums after a few hours and seeing all this april fools crap:
(http://i.imgur.com/gifbRrE.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 01, 2015, 04:03:58 pm
MRW coming back to the forums after a few hours and seeing all this april fools crap:
(http://i.imgur.com/gifbRrE.gif)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l18A5BOTlzE

(http://i875.photobucket.com/albums/ab317/monkeyonthelam85/Community/Remedial%20Chaos/troy-scream.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 01, 2015, 04:06:17 pm
I totally should have gone through with that 'fake death' post I thought of this morning.
 :(
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 01, 2015, 04:07:11 pm
I totally should have gone through with that 'fake death' post I thought of this morning.
 :(

Wait you're actually a ghost! OH MAH GAWD!  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


cri erryteim
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 01, 2015, 04:14:53 pm
Wait you're actually a ghost! OH MAH GAWD!  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


cri erryteim
(http://i.imgur.com/87C5foL.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 01, 2015, 05:17:41 pm
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/90d942339ad88c2d66eff173c8b7f0ef/tumblr_nm4rjmyUYr1rl7geyo1_540.png)
(To get joke, look at Tumblr's april fools gag.)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 01, 2015, 07:24:18 pm
 Office works naked for a month, it apparently improves productivity (http://www.thebolditalic.com/articles/7154-what-our-office-learned-working-naked-for-one-month-ironically-nsfw)
Getting to work naked sounds pretty fucking good
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 01, 2015, 11:09:19 pm
I've met quite a few people, even other Brits, who think that this is complete bullshit, and I am here to tell you no, we are deadly serious when we say that all British Armoured Vehicles are required to have a kettle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_vessel) with the original purpose of it being so that soldiers didn't have to leave their tank to make a cup of tea.



Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 01, 2015, 11:12:28 pm
to paraphrase a book I read
'the brits had tea like clockwork, and it didn't matter if Jerry was shooting at them. Same time everyday, no matter what.'

in all seriousness, I actually get why you would have that in a tank. If you have to get out to make it then you risk being fired upon in a more vulnerable state (outside the armored protection of your tank) and therefor a trained tank operator could be killed easily by waiting for him to make tea (or coffee if you were american I guess).
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 01, 2015, 11:15:10 pm
Why don't they just stuff the tank full of pre-made tea?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 01, 2015, 11:16:20 pm
Tea is a necessity during warfare

PREMADE TEA? MADNESS, IT WOULD BE COLD!?

It's not just for making tea though, its for heating up food and anything else too, but it's original purpose was just to make tea.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 01, 2015, 11:18:59 pm
Simply put: Moral
Odds are they did their best to give the troops a decent quality tea that simply would have been unachievable with a premade tea. Give your boys better stuff and it tends (according to my limited knowledge) to help moral. Also, brits like hot tea...which I don't get but to each their own.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 01, 2015, 11:21:13 pm
Cold tea would destroy moral, how would we fight knowing all we had was cold tea?

Also I'm not entirely sure on the accuracy of this one, but it seems likely, that part of British Field Hospitals supplies include tea for wounded Soldiers.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 01, 2015, 11:21:40 pm
Posting to try to have my name on all boards at once.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 01, 2015, 11:26:46 pm
U fuckin wot m8?

(http://i.imgur.com/eZGO6jB.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 01, 2015, 11:29:07 pm
I pulled it off for like a full minute, gg guys.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 01, 2015, 11:34:35 pm
Why not give the soldier cocaine? Improved moral and effectiveness!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 01, 2015, 11:35:52 pm
Rhodri, drugs are bad. I feel intentionally triggered.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 01, 2015, 11:37:59 pm
Thats probably something the Russians do
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 01, 2015, 11:39:32 pm
Nazis did thst didnt they.

 Also, Siege, im winning again.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 01, 2015, 11:41:16 pm
Thats probably something the Russians do
Mabye the soviets did. Modern Russia is too poor to afford enough cocaine for that to be practical.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 01, 2015, 11:48:04 pm
Thats probably something the Russians do
Mabye the soviets did. Modern Russia is too poor to afford enough cocaine for that to be practical.
They probably use the song as a substitute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJyQpAiMXkg
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 01, 2015, 11:48:26 pm
Poor Russia is poor.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 02, 2015, 12:27:06 am
Also, Siege, im winning again.
Go a full 20 minutes without anyone else posting and you win
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 02, 2015, 12:28:23 am
Siege, dont know if u noticed but im taking over the general discussions forum.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 02, 2015, 01:12:06 am
In memoriam for those whose lives were lost in the great forum war of Exodus and Rhodri, may rhey rest in peace
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 02, 2015, 01:13:06 am
I hate you both.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 02, 2015, 01:13:57 am
...wow harsh there Siege...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 02, 2015, 01:14:52 am
Love you too Siege.

 This site is amazing and all the mods are great people.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 02, 2015, 01:27:03 am
Don't worry Vulnus, I wasn't being serious, everyone here is pretty great
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 02, 2015, 01:28:56 am
Oh well, on the plus side I probably have tons more posts now.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 02, 2015, 01:29:41 am
Everyone has more posts than me, I spend a lot of time on here too, what the fuck do you people even do throughout your day?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 02, 2015, 01:30:31 am
RP...and RP....and write...and RP...and write...and RP...etc
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 02, 2015, 01:31:02 am
Siege, you know the great forum war? Thats what I do,  on a smaller scale.

3rd top poster now behind Rhodri who hasnt deleted off topic posts.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 02, 2015, 01:31:56 am
I guess I'm one of the few who doesn't rp or leave my stories on here.

Let's never speak of the forum war again, I may be triggered
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 02, 2015, 01:32:37 am
I guess I'm one of the few who doesn't rp or leave my stories on here.

Let's never speak of the forum war again, I may be triggered
Ever heard of the forum war?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 02, 2015, 01:33:25 am
Wanna hear about our lord and savior forum war?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 02, 2015, 01:33:46 am
TRIGGERED
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 02, 2015, 01:35:53 am
I feel like shooting should be called Triggering. Then you get stupid crap like the Columbine triggering though.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 02, 2015, 04:19:53 am
I guess I'm one of the few who doesn't rp or leave my stories on here.
(http://i.imgur.com/wirXNSF.gif)
There probably isn't enough people on here for there to be dozens.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 02, 2015, 04:26:49 am
I guess I'm one of the few who doesn't rp or leave my stories on here.
Not even a day later you started writing "Beyond The War".

Everyone succumbs to the urge to write/rp after prolonged exposure to the forums.

EVERYONE
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Flame on April 02, 2015, 09:29:54 am
nope not me
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 02, 2015, 01:32:03 pm
If anyone is interested the Steven Universe/ Uncle Grandpa crossover will be showing in ~4 hours
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/9b427b69fb0571e519efb1e389c00bd3/tumblr_nm1lz0rNE31t0h11fo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 02, 2015, 03:32:54 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/3y2DuC0.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 02, 2015, 03:34:32 pm
i have all of the post count.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 02, 2015, 03:37:16 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/t8IHP.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 02, 2015, 04:03:53 pm
I guess I'm one of the few who doesn't rp or leave my stories on here.
Not even a day later you started writing "Beyond The War".

Everyone succumbs to the urge to write/rp after prolonged exposure to the forums.

EVERYONE
Beyond The War is something I've had saved on Wattpad for like 6 months without doing any work on it, posting it on here should give me some more motivation to work on it more often.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 02, 2015, 04:06:53 pm
i have all of the post count.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 02, 2015, 10:56:26 pm
About time for everyone to come online.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on April 02, 2015, 10:57:38 pm
Much like the undead, the forum is active at night.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 02, 2015, 11:53:28 pm
Except when payday happens, then everyone leaves for a few.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 02, 2015, 11:57:14 pm
I said it's payday motherfuckers! - a quote most here probably won't get.

but yeah, when pay time occurs in Neptunes Pride everyone involved goes over there to spend their cash and stuff.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 02, 2015, 11:58:53 pm
I love watching who's online seeing these people read stuff and then just wait for someone else to post, but everyone is doing the same thimg.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 03, 2015, 01:41:02 am
Like I know that I should probably put up the 12th Harvest RP thing and let people create a cult similarly to Liberal Crime Squad. But that's the problem, I'm playing Liberal Crime Squad, Dwarf Fortress, Hotline Miami 2, and Bloodborne; and its kinda like "I know I should write something, and playing these games is giving me that urge... but, my fortress needs me, my political agenda might work this time, I need to get A+'s in every stage, and I might be able to clear two more bosses before I need to return the game (yeah I rented Bloodborne. Yes I'm buying it and am going to play it over my Spring Break which starts... this weekend actually. FUCKING AWESOME!"

Maybe I'll dedicate Wednesday to pushing out the last two chapters of 12th Harvest and putting up the RP, but its kinda like. "Do me and the community actually give a shit about the lore?" I mean I rewrote 12th Harvest and now I'm just kinda BS'ing it to the point where a story is pointless, and I'm using it as an excuse to write some HP Lovecraft styled writings (+ the racism... yeah HP Lovecraft was quite the racist) and then "delay" an RP that has actually been done for awhile now, I'm just too fucking lazy to baby it or post it.

So yeah... my Fortress is going well, the animals are dying due to lack of water from the river (fucking winter man). Maybe I'll build a well.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 03, 2015, 02:05:11 am
What is the word?

What? You don't know the word? I though everyone knew the word!

Because...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

(I'm so sorry)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 03, 2015, 03:55:26 am
Everyone knows that dickbutt is the true word.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 04, 2015, 12:33:32 am
Where the heck is everyone?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 04, 2015, 12:34:33 am
Where the heck is everyone?
its 1 am here in my timezone. sorry. i made a new RP you can enlist for i guess
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 04, 2015, 12:35:21 am
Cri, I could I spose.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 04, 2015, 01:16:38 am
We have a badge system!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 04, 2015, 08:45:12 pm
I want to do some unpleasant things to these arseholes in the apartment next door, I have been up sine about 1am (now about 2:30 am) with them. They have something (a tv?) up absurdly loud, they're constantly shouting loud enough for me to hear them, their dragging fucking furniture around. WHO THE FUCK DRAGS FURNITURE IN AN APARTMENT AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT ISN'T AN IRREDEEMABLE CUNTARD? And by the sounds of it they don't understand English so yelling at them to fucking shut up already is out of the question, like they would hear me anyway over all that GODFUCKDAMNED NOISE.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 04, 2015, 10:20:55 pm
I want to do some unpleasant things to these arseholes in the apartment next door, I have been up sine about 1am (now about 2:30 am) with them. They have something (a tv?) up absurdly loud, they're constantly shouting loud enough for me to hear them, their dragging fucking furniture around. WHO THE FUCK DRAGS FURNITURE IN AN APARTMENT AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT ISN'T AN IRREDEEMABLE CUNTARD? And by the sounds of it they don't understand English so yelling at them to fucking shut up already is out of the question, like they would hear me anyway over all that GODFUCKDAMNED NOISE.
I think it's time for a murder thread. :P
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 04, 2015, 10:24:01 pm
I want to do some unpleasant things to these arseholes in the apartment next door, I have been up sine about 1am (now about 2:30 am) with them. They have something (a tv?) up absurdly loud, they're constantly shouting loud enough for me to hear them, their dragging fucking furniture around. WHO THE FUCK DRAGS FURNITURE IN AN APARTMENT AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT ISN'T AN IRREDEEMABLE CUNTARD? And by the sounds of it they don't understand English so yelling at them to fucking shut up already is out of the question, like they would hear me anyway over all that GODFUCKDAMNED NOISE.
I think it's time for a murder thread. :P
NO
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 04, 2015, 10:25:21 pm
yeah, I think that's just too far.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 05, 2015, 12:50:21 am
The forums lie oh so quiet...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 05, 2015, 01:07:14 am
I want to do some unpleasant things to these arseholes in the apartment next door, I have been up sine about 1am (now about 2:30 am) with them. They have something (a tv?) up absurdly loud, they're constantly shouting loud enough for me to hear them, their dragging fucking furniture around. WHO THE FUCK DRAGS FURNITURE IN AN APARTMENT AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT ISN'T AN IRREDEEMABLE CUNTARD? And by the sounds of it they don't understand English so yelling at them to fucking shut up already is out of the question, like they would hear me anyway over all that GODFUCKDAMNED NOISE.
I think it's time for a murder thread. :P
Oh, that is mighty tempting but murder is a little too far.
Maybe a little maiming instead.

They also fucking finally stopped at 4am leaving me with about 2hours ofnsleep lasnight.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 05, 2015, 02:01:58 am
The forums lie oh so quiet...
I was playing APB with bubbadoo. There will be screenshots of our characters later.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 05, 2015, 02:04:49 am
The forums lie oh so quiet...
I was playing APB with bubbadoo. There will be screenshots of our characters later.
THERE WILL BE SCREEN SHOTS NOW!
(http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/713033622838726714/D2D7BB80F810120331506B4800C946827F4BD089/) (http://cloud-2.steamusercontent.com/ugc/713033622838727325/848F35F0CF0784B81E7890CA0F6E06B58B562F5D/1024x768.resizedimage)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 05, 2015, 02:08:12 am
Once I manage to steal my PC back from my little brother, prepare to see my version of that set of pics. They are well lite. And fancy. Plus, if you look close, I have cat eyes.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Stopsignal on April 05, 2015, 02:48:43 am
My back hurts a lot, and i think i will throw up. Woah, why this is so sudden.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 05, 2015, 03:02:20 am
RIP stopsignal.
He received the signal to stop.

:p
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 05, 2015, 03:06:46 am
My back hurts a lot, and i think i will throw up. Woah, why this is so sudden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtgRBjEZp0&spfreload=1

My exact reaction.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Stopsignal on April 05, 2015, 03:34:34 am
Can't see the video now D:

But I suddenly realize the amount of puns with my nickname is too low, wow.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 05, 2015, 03:36:43 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtgRBjEZp0&spfreload=1
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Stopsignal on April 05, 2015, 03:43:39 am
Hahaha, i mean, i only have the phone internet, and I don't want to use all of it for the video! d:
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 05, 2015, 03:49:34 am
But I suddenly realize the amount of puns with my nickname is too low, wow.
It not exactly easy to make a pun from your name, could be worse mine is unpunable.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Stopsignal on April 05, 2015, 04:15:00 am
Ehhh... Caco... Nym... Nope, got nothing, you are right.
Not even Cacodemon could work here. No?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 05, 2015, 04:20:14 am
*Gets uncomfortably close*

I
DO NOT
LIKE
WHERE
THIS IS
MOTHERFUCKING
GOING.

MOTHERFUCKER.

*Angry breaths*
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 05, 2015, 04:22:16 am
But I suddenly realize the amount of puns with my nickname is too low, wow.
It not exactly easy to make a pun from your name, could be worse mine is unpunable.
Caconym has so much porn, he may actually be a Caconymph.

You lied to me.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 05, 2015, 04:30:21 am
*Runs out of the house screamin' and shit*

OH SHIT BALLS STOPSIGNAL'S DYING FUUUUCK GOTTA GET THE HEALTH POTION OF HEALTH SHIT.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 05, 2015, 05:57:22 am
Caconym has so much porn, he may actually be a Caconymph.
This is beyond sig worthy.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 05, 2015, 07:34:54 am
But I suddenly realize the amount of puns with my nickname is too low, wow.
It not exactly easy to make a pun from your name, could be worse mine is unpunable.
Caconym has so much porn, he may actually be a Caconymph.

You lied to me.
I didn't think it was possible, but dayum you actually did it!

I mustn't be a good nymph then
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 05, 2015, 05:39:02 pm
My username just mostly get's compared to Bubba Shrimp.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 05, 2015, 05:40:31 pm
Bub Badoo, ostrich hunter extraordinaire.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 05, 2015, 05:47:52 pm
Bubbadoo the thing. Eh best I could think of.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 05, 2015, 06:45:36 pm
So guys.  Why arent the forums as active as they used to be?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 05, 2015, 06:50:23 pm
these ones? They're about as active as they were. If they're less so it's probably because Life happened.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 05, 2015, 06:58:59 pm
LIFE! Thay can be fixed!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 05, 2015, 08:15:44 pm
i just lost all faith in humanity

in APB, there were SIX 5 year olds on, in a crime game, swearing like sailors and spamming voice with singing. i told them too look up gay furry porno. thatll teach those little bastards.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 05, 2015, 08:18:50 pm
Yeah, had a similar experience in TF2, which is why I quit playing. Had a couple of little kids playing and mic spamming, calling us gay and other such stuff in an attempt to insult us. When I TEAM CHATTED to suggest we report them one of them said 'I'll report you for scamming' to which a team mate replied 'says the kid insulting us and using homophobic language, and generally being a shit.'
I loved the teammate, hated everyone else in the match, and quit TF2 because I had run into similar incidents.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 05, 2015, 08:21:33 pm
Thats why computers explode sometimes.

Hate thowe little munchkins.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 05, 2015, 08:33:53 pm
seriously, ididnt know most of those words till i was 13.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 05, 2015, 08:36:36 pm
I still don't use those words.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 05, 2015, 08:37:19 pm
I knew a lot of foul language by thirteen...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 05, 2015, 08:43:49 pm
i swear a lot, but this was bad even by my standards. like, talking about anal sex and a lot of other child unfriendly things.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 05, 2015, 08:52:22 pm
...the fucking hell is up with modern parents...
EDIT: ooooooooooooooookaaaaaaay before someone says anything. I meant what is with parents generally not checking what their kids do online, not what it originally sounded like...I should think more before I post when I'm tired.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 05, 2015, 08:55:45 pm
i watched this to cheer up


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC3P0DbTo1o&index=2&list=PLjZxcVavA46yz8L5x45EaRAqlAG73Zezm
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 06, 2015, 12:30:18 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VI72Rl5.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Flame on April 06, 2015, 01:03:30 pm
is the forum dead
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 06, 2015, 01:06:28 pm
is the forum dead
Nope.

(Unless everyone literally died without me knowing.)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 06, 2015, 01:11:44 pm
What if forum was not kil?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Mrnocamera on April 06, 2015, 01:13:23 pm
save yorsef ed os her
blehhh



And then Mrno was kill.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 06, 2015, 01:39:33 pm
Twould seem the forum is like a vampire, active at night/early morning, gone during the day.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 06, 2015, 02:04:39 pm
Twould seem the forum is like a vampire, active at night/early morning, gone during the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Stopsignal on April 06, 2015, 02:32:02 pm
Thanks. A lot.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 06, 2015, 02:45:47 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJhgwxSTHDs
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 06, 2015, 04:42:01 pm
Twould seem the forum is like a vampire, active at night/early morning, gone during the day.
That's because we don't sleep.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 06, 2015, 04:47:17 pm
Or your mostly 'muricans getting home around this time and thus become active.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 06, 2015, 06:17:31 pm
Or we are all dogs. Woof woof, bark.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 06, 2015, 06:22:01 pm
Or we are all dogs. Woof woof, bark.

Get back to the furry thread you weirdo.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 06, 2015, 06:46:36 pm
Woof woof, woof woof woof! Bark woof bark sniffle!

BARK BARK WOOFLES!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Flame on April 06, 2015, 07:07:04 pm
FETCH BOY

____________,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,....................------------------------^^^^^^^^^***************""""""""""""""""/
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 06, 2015, 07:16:27 pm
Woof woof. Sorry for being slow still Flame.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Stopsignal on April 06, 2015, 09:22:27 pm
Hey, just a question, why are pyramids banned? If i am taking up a bad topic just do not answer.

Btw, for everyone that does nto know, here, have the best daily webcomic.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 06, 2015, 09:33:33 pm
As someone who is also curious, why was the thread dedicated to it locked? I personally thought since it was it's own thread, why not leave it be?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 06, 2015, 10:21:10 pm
So, I remembered Iwaku today, and as per my hypothesis, it is still mostly "SUPER MAGIC GIRL ROMANCE ACADEMY" RPs, just as I left it.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 06, 2015, 10:32:27 pm
Essentially it's a spam thread with absolutely no topic, wasn't really my best thought out idea.

It's not explicitly banned, it's just not a good idea for a number of reasons, so yes, technically you could make a comment pyramid just fine, but think about how annoying it is to scroll through that and then think about an entire thread of nothing but that?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 06, 2015, 10:38:39 pm
Vampire forum awaken!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 06, 2015, 10:41:35 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3d_l2V7iSI

ill just leave this here.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 07, 2015, 12:14:14 am
Vampire forum awaken!
Vampire forum vants to suck your blahd!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 07, 2015, 02:21:16 am
Tfw at school while accidentally marathoning Hotline Miami that night.
(http://i.imgur.com/ATJXY6W.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 07, 2015, 03:10:49 am
THEY TOOK MY SANDWICH!
I'm at an airport and they goddamned took my sandwich!
Congratulations airport security, you just saved the world from the evils of a sandwich. Truly the real heroes of the world.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 07, 2015, 05:00:09 am
I'm unable to look at HUGLAGHALGHALGHALLHAGHAGHGUGHUAHG because it breaks my browser whenever I open it :(
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 07, 2015, 10:55:00 am
I AM TYPING ON MY KINDLE AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 07, 2015, 12:18:23 pm
(http://doulifee.com//Storage/Unmod/Unmodcard/BestInTheUniverse.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 07, 2015, 04:59:15 pm
1000 POSTS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 07, 2015, 05:07:05 pm
But your profile only shows 936 posts

That hidden mod forum sure is busy.


Mods editing:
(http://i.imgur.com/yCvR5eI.png)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 07, 2015, 08:20:23 pm
Tfw at school while accidentally marathoning Hotline Miami that night.
(http://i.imgur.com/ATJXY6W.jpg)

Hey that's me!!!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 07, 2015, 10:21:58 pm
Whats that a picture of?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 07, 2015, 10:40:40 pm
Whats that a picture of?
Henchman from Hotline Miami 2 drugged out of his mind (not long before being beaten in the face with a pipe.)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 07, 2015, 10:43:45 pm
Remember kids! Don't do drugs, or four people with animal masks will come and bash your fuckin' brains in.

~Wilson 2014, best child advice person.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Hibou on April 07, 2015, 11:13:26 pm
Whats that a picture of?
A character from Hotline Miami 2.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 07, 2015, 11:48:03 pm
Hey guys!
HOMESTUCK IN COM ING BACK IN A WEEEEEEEK.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 07, 2015, 11:50:18 pm
I guess then it will just be 'Home'

So...tell me...how hard is troll bone and is it acceptable to make armor out of it?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 08, 2015, 12:03:57 am
I dunno as hard as candy corn I guess... Their horns look like candy corn, *plucks off a bit of a trolls horn off and eats it* Tastes like candy corn. So yeah candy corn armor.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 08, 2015, 12:14:53 am
 Why are all my quotes...just...terrible morally.

Srsly what do u guys think of me?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 08, 2015, 12:17:05 am
You are some fuckin awesome cool dude that makes some darkly funny quotes.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 08, 2015, 12:20:26 am
Oh, that works then.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 08, 2015, 01:27:42 am
Why are all my quotes...just...terrible morally.

Srsly what do u guys think of me?


You're a good person. I mean we all say some weird crap on the interwebs and I'm shocked I haven't been quoted on half the junk I've said over the Skype or in the Cataclysm forums.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 08, 2015, 03:21:33 am
Why are all my quotes...just...terrible morally.

Srsly what do u guys think of me?
Your not that bad.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 08, 2015, 07:54:19 am
Why are all my quotes...just...terrible morally.

Srsly what do u guys think of me?


You're a good person. I mean we all say some weird crap on the interwebs and I'm shocked I haven't been quoted on half the junk I've said over the Skype or in the Cataclysm forums.
I have said some weird shit. Here, old forum, and over text. Like the one time I tried to convince a friend that Legion should have been romancable in mass effect.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 08, 2015, 10:27:48 pm
So far just Vulnus, a random guest, and myself on tonight.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 08, 2015, 11:26:53 pm
So far just Vulnus, a random guest, and myself on tonight.
PPPEEEEEEERRRRRSONNAAAAAAAL PROBLEMS got in the way of me posting as much, it should be sorted now.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 08, 2015, 11:29:29 pm
Why are all my quotes...just...terrible morally.

Srsly what do u guys think of me?


You're a good person. I mean we all say some weird crap on the interwebs and I'm shocked I haven't been quoted on half the junk I've said over the Skype or in the Cataclysm forums.
What was the exact quote about he flaming bullwhip? Cause that quote oozed an awesome kind of maniac energy.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 08, 2015, 11:59:53 pm
*Points to sig*
That stufs down there.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 09, 2015, 12:23:22 am
*Points to sig*
That stufs down there.
no, not dogscaoe! My one weakness! BLARHGGHHYGGHFDSSGASGGGGGHHGG!!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 09, 2015, 01:51:19 am
Oh god the dogscape
The only bit that actually truly bothered me was the bit where the kid watched his dog get eaten by the dogscape, and just sat there, accepting it, because there was nothing he could do about it. That'd fuck me up so much.

Have you seen the youtube series on the Dogscape, Peri? Wanderer of the Dogscape I think it's called.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 09, 2015, 02:40:50 am

You're a good person. I mean we all say some weird crap on the interwebs and I'm shocked I haven't been quoted on half the junk I've said over the Skype or in the Cataclysm forums.

 Like the one time I tried to convince a friend that Legion should have been romancable in mass effect.
But legion totally should have! If only to appeal to those machine fetishists.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 09, 2015, 04:15:55 am
Actually I agree that Legion should have been a romance option in Mass Effect, you can pretty much sleep with anything else.

Although honestly you should stop trying to sleep with people and get back to those calibrations.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 09, 2015, 07:51:42 am
Actually I agree that Legion should have been a romance option in Mass Effect, you can pretty much sleep with anything else.

Although honestly you should stop trying to sleep with people and get back to those calibrations.
rule #1 of mass effect is that Shepard has banged it, no exceptions.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 09, 2015, 08:36:30 am
The fact that legion is not bangable is simply:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaSRYecKaqc
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 09, 2015, 08:39:11 am
"Oh Garrus, why don't you come and calibrate me" - Shepard
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 09, 2015, 08:42:23 am
(http://i.imgur.com/eInwsxe.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 09, 2015, 09:44:12 am
"Oh Garrus, why don't you come and calibrate me" - Legion

FIFW also, i ship it.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 09, 2015, 10:29:58 am
Oh god the dogscape
The only bit that actually truly bothered me was the bit where the kid watched his dog get eaten by the dogscape, and just sat there, accepting it, because there was nothing he could do about it. That'd fuck me up so much.

Have you seen the youtube series on the Dogscape, Peri? Wanderer of the Dogscape I think it's called.
Yeh. That series is less gross then the original Dogscape.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 09, 2015, 02:33:00 pm
I win. I demand a helicopter ride to Mexico.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 09, 2015, 03:03:08 pm
Noooope.

Chuck testa.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Stopsignal on April 09, 2015, 03:12:59 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/vA99HmL.jpg?1)

I drew Peri's old avatar.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 09, 2015, 03:16:42 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/vA99HmL.jpg?1)

I drew Peri's old avatar.

You thought this bear/rat/mutant was alive?

Noooope.

Chuck testa.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Stopsignal on April 09, 2015, 03:17:44 pm
It was just the thing of drawing a bear in survivor gear, i love bears a good lot.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 09, 2015, 03:21:21 pm
WOAH WOAH WOAH, SOMEONES MAKING AN ACCOUNT!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 09, 2015, 03:36:22 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/vA99HmL.jpg?1)

I drew Peri's old avatar.
LEROY! HOLY SHIT I LOVED THAT CODEINE ADDICTED TRIPLE THRESHOLD!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 09, 2015, 03:38:31 pm
So...how many of you believe in the Loch Ness monster?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 09, 2015, 04:13:25 pm
Hey I'm going to stop the silliness here for a moment because I got something to "bitch" about (not really, but more of a... well... its something.)

Has anyone read the US's Department of Defense's website about what they do? (http://www.defense.gov/about/dod101.aspx) I'm having to read it over my spring break because I'm lazy and far back enough to have some makeup work in what is possibly my best subject (history/government) all due to me slacking off for the past several weeks.

Well there's something about the whole "what we do" that just seems off  to me. I know the US is a very military-focused nation, I mean our military is the biggest in the world. But what "scares" me the most is how they described and compared themselves to companies and not other nation's defense departments or some variant, is it just me it is that really weird to compare something that employees and oversees military actions to something like fucking WalMart?

I mean read this quote from the site:

Quote
In terms of people and operations, we’re busier than just about all of the nation’s largest private sector companies.

The Department of Defense has a budget of four hundred nineteen point three billion dollars and more than three million employees; Wal-Mart has a budget of about two hundred twenty-seven billion dollars and employs about one-point-three million people; Exxon-Mobil has a budget of two hundred billion dollars and employs almost ninety-eight thousand; the GM company budget equals one hundred eighty-one billion dollars, it has a workforce of three-hundred sixty-five thousand people; and Ford has a budget of one-hundred sixty billion dollars, and employs three-hundred fifty-four thousand, four hundred people.

EDIT: missed some words and grammatical errors because I'm rushing this out
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 09, 2015, 04:25:45 pm
Hey I'm going to stop the silliness here for a moment because I got something to "bitch" about (not really, but more of a... well... its something.)

Has anyone read the US's Department of Defense's website about what they do? (http://www.defense.gov/about/dod101.aspx) I'm having to read it over my spring break because I'm lazy and far back enough to have some makeup work in what is possibly my best subject (history/government) all due to me slacking off for the past several weeks.

Well there's something about the whole "what we do" that just seems off  to me. I know the US is a very military-focused nation, I mean our military is the biggest in the world. But what "scares" me the most is how they described and compared themselves to companies and not other nation's defense departments or some variant, is it just me it is that really weird to compare something that employees and oversees military actions to something like fucking WalMart?

I mean read this quote from the site:

Quote
In terms of people and operations, we’re busier than just about all of the nation’s largest private sector companies.

The Department of Defense has a budget of four hundred nineteen point three billion dollars and more than three million employees; Wal-Mart has a budget of about two hundred twenty-seven billion dollars and employs about one-point-three million people; Exxon-Mobil has a budget of two hundred billion dollars and employs almost ninety-eight thousand; the GM company budget equals one hundred eighty-one billion dollars, it has a workforce of three-hundred sixty-five thousand people; and Ford has a budget of one-hundred sixty billion dollars, and employs three-hundred fifty-four thousand, four hundred people.

EDIT: missed some words and grammatical errors because I'm rushing this out
AMERICA FUCK YEA!
Our country is run by companies, makes sense.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 09, 2015, 04:31:21 pm
Yeah it does....

Onto better news Afterlife just came out on GoG, I can finally build both Heaven and Hell in my own style. (its basically SimCity 2000)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 09, 2015, 04:34:04 pm
THEY ANNOUNCE A SEQUEL TO HUMAN REVOLUTION! I AM MADE OF HYPE!

I really loved HR though.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 09, 2015, 09:48:39 pm
Horrible leg pain is about as nice as eating bear teeth.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Hibou on April 09, 2015, 10:04:28 pm
You should probably consult a physician about that kind of thing.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 09, 2015, 10:08:30 pm
Its only sore now, apparently twas a cramp.

I miss RP on here...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 09, 2015, 10:10:54 pm
Then it took an arrow to the knee.

Hue hue hue. I'm so sorry.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 09, 2015, 10:36:36 pm
Its only sore now, apparently twas a cramp.

I miss RP on here...

sorry, im just a 11pm central updater, im playing APB right now.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Hibou on April 09, 2015, 10:55:08 pm
Its only sore now, apparently twas a cramp.

I miss RP on here...
Well it's good to hear it. Sharp pain is quite possibly one of the Things of Least Fun.

Also I'm working on the new RP I mentioned earlier. That's also why I haven't posted any epilogues, because I plan to have them tie in directly with the new plot I'm cooking, and I haven't cooked the plot yet. Or anything, for that matter. I'm still shopping for way cool ingredients and some new tupperware. What do you think of an old, expansive, abandoned research station on the edge of colonized space that's been converted into a hidden metropolis for the criminally inclined? Of course, with the shady history of the research that occurred aboard, there's plenty of dark secrets left sleeping under the floorboards from its heyday, and a few are starting to wake up...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 09, 2015, 10:56:55 pm
*Hyperventilates*

YES, SO MUCH YES.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 09, 2015, 11:14:59 pm
Update for Tenkil soon. We will get to the good bits fairly quick, its just slow to start. And I'm a lazy fucker with serious memory problems, so that's a factory in the lack of updates.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 09, 2015, 11:29:17 pm
So yeh. I gon' sleep. G'night muddafuckas.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 09, 2015, 11:31:07 pm
Mercy killing Wilson.

Sounds great!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 10, 2015, 11:58:00 am
Mercy killing Wilson.

Sounds like it could be a band name.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 10, 2015, 01:08:28 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/yKeziZy.png?1)

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/happy-lurking.gif)
Dat lurking.

PRAISE LURKER, GOD OF LURKING!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 10, 2015, 01:15:50 pm
I found this pic of them IRL:

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 10, 2015, 01:30:57 pm
I bet it's litpunk! Uh, is that good or bad?

So, Homestuck is coming back in three days!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Lurker on April 10, 2015, 04:22:29 pm
PRAISE LURKER, GOD OF LURKING!

...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 10, 2015, 04:31:20 pm
PRAISE LURKER, GOD OF LURKING!

...
Lurker is love, Lurker is LIFE!
Title: Re: We meet at last.
Post by: Lurker on April 10, 2015, 04:37:02 pm
The Flesh Kings have arrived.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 10, 2015, 04:40:49 pm
This red text ain't big enough

Spoiler:  That 99 size tho. (hover to show)

Remember that some people have to actually scroll to the bottom. My computer breaks and all hell breaks loose, goddamn. ~Bubbadoo
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 10, 2015, 04:41:45 pm
OY PUT YOUR GIANT RED TEXT IN SPOILERS!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Flame on April 10, 2015, 05:00:20 pm
So I got a migraine at school and didn't eat lunch and just moped around until English and gave my presentation and then went to the nurse and went home but I threw up on the way home on the side of the road and then I went home and napped for two hours so everything turned out okay.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 10, 2015, 05:07:14 pm
So I got a migraine at school and didn't eat lunch and just moped around until English and gave my presentation and then went to the nurse and went home but I threw up on the way home on the side of the road and then I went home and napped for two hours so everything turned out okay.
The amount of ands and overall non-relatedness to the previous posts shows a severe desire to change subject. :P
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 10, 2015, 06:00:50 pm
Blinding shit removed


(http://i.imgur.com/ZYjfIze.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Lurker on April 10, 2015, 06:10:28 pm
-pictures 'n shit-
...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on April 10, 2015, 06:30:06 pm
-pictures 'n shit-
...
Just a friendly reminder, nobody likes spam. Can you please stop spamming, so mods don't ban you because of the triggering because you are breaking the rules of the forums? Thank you.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 10, 2015, 06:32:39 pm
-pictures 'n shit-
...
Just a friendly reminder, nobody likes spam. Can you please stop spamming, so mods don't ban you because of the triggering because you are breaking the rules of the forums? Thank you.
This warning triggers me.
Also, this is a Sixposting thread, keep that in mind.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on April 10, 2015, 06:39:04 pm
-pictures 'n shit-
...
Just a friendly reminder, nobody likes spam. Can you please stop spamming, so mods don't ban you because of the triggering because you are breaking the rules of the forums? Thank you.
This warning triggers me.
Also, this is a Sixposting thread, keep that in mind.
No spam, still. No matter what. I have banhammered about 20 people on irc because all they do is insult/spam.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 10, 2015, 06:46:42 pm
...well shit, if you don't mind my asking what exactly were the insults/what was the spam about?
Just kinda curious why spammers/assholes would randomly join a low occupancy(I say that because I don't think too many people are on at one time) IRC channel.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on April 10, 2015, 06:51:00 pm
...well shit, if you don't mind my asking what exactly were the insults/what was the spam about?
Just kinda curious why spammers/assholes would randomly join a low occupancy(I say that because I don't think too many people are on at one time) IRC channel.
Calling us all animal fucking faggots, spamming excessively. Could tell it was the same spambots as last time since the 3 day ban expired. I permabanned them this time.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 10, 2015, 06:57:03 pm
...well shit, if you don't mind my asking what exactly were the insults/what was the spam about?
Just kinda curious why spammers/assholes would randomly join a low occupancy(I say that because I don't think too many people are on at one time) IRC channel.
Calling us all animal fucking faggots, spamming excessively. Could tell it was the same spambots as last time since the 3 day ban expired. I permabanned them this time.
I was butt-raped by an animal fucking faggot.

#Triggered
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Lurker on April 10, 2015, 07:02:42 pm
Just a friendly reminder, nobody likes spam. Can you please stop spamming, so mods don't ban you because of the triggering because you are breaking the rules of the forums? Thank you.
Will do. I just assumed this was okay since this thread is devoted to Sixposting. Sorry if I'm triggering anyone.

Calling us all animal fucking faggots, spamming excessively. Could tell it was the same spambots as last time since the 3 day ban expired. I permabanned them this time.
That's mega jacked-up.

...back to lurking now...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 10, 2015, 07:08:41 pm
the triggering is an inside joke.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 10, 2015, 07:09:27 pm
Just a friendly reminder, nobody likes spam. Can you please stop spamming, so mods don't ban you because of the triggering because you are breaking the rules of the forums? Thank you.
Will do. Sorry if I'm triggering anyone.

Calling us all animal fucking faggots, spamming excessively. Could tell it was the same spambots as last time since the 3 day ban expired. I permabanned them this time.
That's mega jacked-up.

...back to lurking now...
10/10 would summon God of Lurking again.
Lurking triggers me. So does posting.

#Tiggered
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 10, 2015, 08:08:36 pm
So I got a migraine at school and didn't eat garbage and just moped around until depression kicked in and gave my prescription and then went to the head doc and went home but I threw up on the way home on the side of the road and then I was going home and was kidnapped for two hours before the cops found me so everything turned out okay.

I fixed it
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Hibou on April 10, 2015, 08:31:33 pm
((gotta do it))

W̼̞̄̉́̋ͩ̆̎̊E͍͇͕̠̹͓̿Ľ͚̼̥̣̭ͮͅC̩̬͔̭̗͕̭͕̅̿͐Ò̱̣̪̠̗ͩ̔̂͆Ṃ̭̺̺̜̗̈̄Ĕ̲̗̱̹̯̇ͭ̂̒̚ ̫̰̬͇̦̣̩̮̖ͨͬ̀̂̚T̠̗͓͔̬͗ͭ̆ͅͅO̖̯̺̘͐ͫͪͫ ̗̮͇̦̠̳͐̌ͪ͑ͨ́́O̟̤̹̭̳͗̋͐͊̏̒U̲̍ͬR͇͕̩̰̋ͅͅ ̻̬̬̽ͪͪḒ̙̦͉̟͎̐ͫ̒ͩͅO̜̞̻̓̀ͅM͖̼̻̦̙̻̮̍̓̽A̮̼̺̼͎̰̐ͪ͑̒͋͆ͮ̔Ĭ̱ͫ̈̉͐̊N͎̻̞̿͒̎͊̔̈̆ͮ,͖̼̝̙̒͛ͯ̏̌̄̆̑͆ ̰͉̹̦̣̼̻͇̈̉͗̐ͮL̲͇͈̏̌̇̓͗̎U̘̦̗̯̳̐ͫ̒͗͑͊͐R̰̱͖̜̞̭̮̱̿͑̐͐ͯK̮̟̦̘̼̱̲̩ͯ͆͛̽̌̋Ȇ͖͙͚̹͈̾͊ͩR̞̤̞̤͔͈̅ͪͯ͑̾̐̾.̙̱̤̹̇ͣ̄F͈̣̱̦̼͓̻͕͆͌E̮̩̖̱͓̭̫͎͛̒ͪͭͩ͋͆͂Ǎ̖̦̟̬͚͍͂̂̃͊R̫̮̯̳͚̺̟ͥ̐ͤ͒́ͥ̔͋ ̳̖̅̄̇̐ͅT̟͍͍͍͔̜͙̹̅ͬ̇ͦͫ̑̎̊Ḧ̱̼̪̙͛E͖͙̋̐͗͊̂̋ͅ ̫̤̗ͯ̂̋ͫ̆̌D̞͙̤̻̜̹̜͇̎ͤͯ̂̉͊͑̀͂A͇͔̻͓̤͙͌͆͛͗R̬̰̅͂̆̆ͪ̉ͩ̅͗K̪̮̯̮̗̄N̹͔͇̍͗͌̓̐E̜͈͈̓̽̔͊Ṣ̪͎̜͎ͯ͆ͬ͗̚S̝͕̗̍ͬ̋ͣ͊ ͚̩̯̲̝̠̰͈͖ͬ̿̀̽̀̍͌͋́T̙̻̣͈̮̤̊H̥̼̤̩͊ͥͨ̂A̻͚͈̼̥͖̙̓̾̍ͩ̄̀̇T͉̆ ̝̮̫̹ͤ̍ͩL̗͚ͭ͆́̌̈̃̄I̯̻̝̲̳̙ͭE͕̩ͣͮŚ̺͎̥̫̹̓̾ ̰̫͇̠̠̲̉̐͂̓͌̃̐̿B̞̥͔̣̞͙ͬͣ̓E̲͎͕̝͓̗̎͑̀ͮN̟͇͈̭͛ͮͯ͋̾̾Ḛ̝̫̞̜ͫͫ̈́͗̉̏̽A̝̣̗̝̺̟ͭ̅͋T̩̼͙̤͆̀̑ͩͭ̚H̥̮̉ͬ̆ ̜͓ͮ́ͨ͑̅̉̾ͮT̥̹͈͍̭̻͕̹̓ͦ̎H̲̠͙̦͍̪̬̳͕ͪͬ̇́̽ͬ̈́͌Ĕ̯͕̻̌̽ ̮̣̣͓̖͇͂ͤŔ̞̭̺͕̭̟͓̬̔E̠͔̜̲͆̉̆ͦ̊̄D̘̹̳͎͖̳͛́̃ͩ͆͑̊̄ ̩̙̱ͯͣ͒͌̊̐́̄T͚͂ͤͥͣ͋̋ͤ͊̽E͍̒̈́̔ͥ͆ͯ̏ͦ̒X̤͔̤͉͚̽ͪͩT̥̻̼̼̠̰̹̲̄̍ͯ̐ͫ̇͗̐͊.̮͓̇ͪ
Title: Re: It is Glorious
Post by: Lurker on April 10, 2015, 08:45:02 pm
t
-crazy shit-

Greetings, Forumite and thank you for welcoming me into your domain. I have seen the darkness beneath the red text and it is Glorious.



Warning: It Is Glorious
Actual Warning: Under the spoiler tag contains a gif of images showing really gory art, that is defiantly not for the queasy. View on your own consent, just giving you fair warning
Spoiler (hover to show)

Jesus Fucking Christ, I had to give a more descriptive warning because I can't be the only one with a sensitive stomach 'twards gore. ~Bubbadoo
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 10, 2015, 08:58:23 pm
-crazy shit-

Greetings, Forumite and thank you for welcoming me into your domain. I have seen the darkness beneath the red text and it is Glorious.



Warning: It Is Glorious
Spoiler (hover to show)
Nothing comes to even half the glory of the darkness beneath the red text.
Title: Re: It is Glorious
Post by: Perigrin on April 10, 2015, 08:58:31 pm
-crazy shit-

Greetings, Forumite and thank you for welcoming me into your domain. I have seen the darkness beneath the red text and it is Glorious.



Warning: It Is Glorious
Spoiler (hover to show)

oh my god. congratz, you just bothered me. a lot. that is fucked up, whats it from?
Title: Re: The Book of Utterly Mad... Perigrin 1:7-12
Post by: Lurker on April 10, 2015, 09:03:05 pm
oh my god. congratz, you just bothered me. a lot. that is fucked up, whats it from?

http://www.reddit.com/r/FearMe/top/?sort=top&t=year (http://www.reddit.com/r/FearMe/top/?sort=top&t=year)


The best source of disturbing art there is.

Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 10, 2015, 09:06:39 pm
-crazy shit-

Greetings, Forumite and thank you for welcoming me into your domain. I have seen the darkness beneath the red text and it is Glorious.



Warning: It Is Glorious
Spoiler (hover to show)

oh my god. congratz, you just bothered me. a lot. that is fucked up, whats it from?
It is from the gloriousness and righteousness of the darkness.
Title: Re: It is Glorious
Post by: Caconym on April 11, 2015, 05:34:29 am
-crazy shit-

Greetings, Forumite and thank you for welcoming me into your domain. I have seen the darkness beneath the red text and it is Glorious.



Warning: It Is Glorious
Spoiler (hover to show)

(http://i.imgur.com/LY0L3HL.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 11, 2015, 08:12:13 am
I was going to point out that by posting Lurker is technically not lurking anymore. Therefore cannot be the god of lurking.

But I'm enjoying these posts so far.

Also I'd say given the topic of this thread that pointless 'spam' (note the quotation marks) kind of posts are a bit more acceptable here, just don't overdo it and keep it within reason
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 11, 2015, 08:19:04 am
I was going to point out that by posting Lurker is technically not lurking anymore. Therefore cannot be the god of lurking.
L-Lurker is the prophesied false shepherd!?

We cannot let this false shepherd lead the lambs of darkness astray.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 11, 2015, 08:26:42 am
I'm pretty sure Hibou is the prophesied shepherd of darkness. Owls are fuckin evil. 
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 11, 2015, 08:31:09 am
W-w-weed W-w-weed W-w-weed W-w-weed W-w-weed W-w-weed
weedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweedweed
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 11, 2015, 08:37:43 am
Drugs are bad.

THE DARK LORD DOES NOT ENDORSE THE USE OF DRUGS
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Mrnocamera on April 11, 2015, 09:11:30 am
(http://i.imgur.com/8cwYauL.gif)
he sees all we do not
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 11, 2015, 05:44:54 pm
My main laptop broke so I can't play vidya gams.  :-\

Anyone know the guy who said that they were going to send me PC parts when they upgraded their rig? I think the username was Senrain or something like that, but since I am banned on the forums I kinda can't check.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 11, 2015, 05:57:30 pm
I could check for you, not with my account of course. For some reason my computer is logged out of Cata forums.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 11, 2015, 06:17:52 pm
Alright, it was one of those computer threads, there was at least like 5 of them, and it was on the last page of that thread.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 11, 2015, 06:22:20 pm
This it?
http://www.lenovo.com/au/en/
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 11, 2015, 06:35:06 pm
This it?
http://www.lenovo.com/au/en/
No that is not the user from the DDA forums that was going to send me their old rig's parts when he upgraded his rig.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 11, 2015, 11:31:35 pm
Hey guys.
Star wars, more info in rec room desc.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 12, 2015, 12:14:10 am
Welp, I tried. I don't want to go on the forum any longer than I have to. I don't want to get pissed and make an account to complain, but I won't.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 12, 2015, 09:55:28 pm
I went out drinking for someones birthday, got home and had an anxiety attack and spent an hour being sick, then passed out from exhaustion.

I've spent the entire day feeling horrible.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 12, 2015, 10:08:16 pm
I went out drinking for someones birthday, got home and had an anxiety attack and spent an hour being sick, then passed out from exhaustion.

I've spent the entire day feeling horrible.

Oh...
well, have a hug, and a get well soon card
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 12, 2015, 11:41:12 pm
Hope you get well soon Lion.

-----
So who's a homestuck fan other then Bubba, Stopsignal, Flame, and I?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 12, 2015, 11:42:25 pm
i used to like it, but then i got confused and like a year behind so i stopped reading it. plus the community is shit. i seriously STILL have no idea what was happening in it when i left.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 12, 2015, 11:59:44 pm
Everyone died basically. Yeh.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 13, 2015, 12:13:43 am
That Daredevil Netflix series is actually really good. Like I'm shocked about how good it is.

Anyway how are the rest of ya'll.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 13, 2015, 12:19:21 am
pretty good, doing the star wars RP with the other guys righ tnow, working on my Tenkil update, barely not having a mental breakdown from IRL stress, you?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 13, 2015, 12:20:19 am
I'm pretty good... Spent five minutes meowing back and forth between my cat. So yeh.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 13, 2015, 12:28:11 am
pretty good, doing the star wars RP with the other guys righ tnow, working on my Tenkil update, barely not having a mental breakdown from IRL stress, you?

Got out of a bit of self-loathing of something that is really dumb, and just accepting that sometimes things just go your way (this is in terms of school, I'm not going to pass this year and ultimately decided that repeating Senior Year in public school and not in Internet School. While still being able to get a Highschool Diploma might be the second chance my sorry ass needs.). I know your pain if your stressing about stuff, its what led me to start writing as a form of escapism when games started to feel 'boring'.

It'll get better, man. Things go down before they go up.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 13, 2015, 08:39:42 am
Feeling much better now, thanks.

Peri, some wise British advice, have a cup of tea and some biscuits, it's a great way to de-stress
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 13, 2015, 09:32:14 am
im going to play UT2004, insatgib, if anyone has that and wants to play im up for it any time.
Title: Re: The Book of Utterly Mad... Phrases 37:15
Post by: Lurker on April 13, 2015, 01:49:58 pm
They have arrived, and the Drawing of the Circle has begun.

(http://i.imgur.com/hnZgsHZ.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 13, 2015, 03:22:53 pm
Lurker is quickly becoming one of my favourite people around here.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 13, 2015, 03:28:33 pm
Lurker is love, Lurker is life
Title: Re: The Book of Utterly Mad... Phrases 37:15
Post by: Caconym on April 13, 2015, 04:16:08 pm
They have arrived, and the Drawing of the Circle has begun.

(http://i.imgur.com/hnZgsHZ.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/WJYzj3q.gif)
Also Lurker's no lurker he's noodles of doom  :o
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 13, 2015, 10:41:43 pm
I feel so alone...
Title: Re: The Book of Utterly Mad... Phrases 38:3
Post by: Lurker on April 13, 2015, 10:45:55 pm
I feel so alone...


(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/happy-lurking.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 13, 2015, 10:46:53 pm
Sorry Wilson, I had shit to do until now. What you wanna talk about?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Hibou on April 13, 2015, 11:03:07 pm
I think I'll be passing on the unofficial torch of pagan worship leader to Lurker at this point.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 13, 2015, 11:08:16 pm
I think I'll be passing on the unofficial torch of pagan worship leader to Lurker at this point.
Dammit. I need to see who this lurker is....
Damn! Fake email address. You win this round.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 13, 2015, 11:09:49 pm
Who cares who he is? (Not to be offensive or anything, just seriously, what do we care, since he's around?)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 13, 2015, 11:14:00 pm
Don't worry guiz I'M AN ATHEIST.

THE POWERADE* OF SCIENCE COMPELLS YOU.

*This was a typo, but I'm fuckin keeping it.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 13, 2015, 11:26:25 pm
Don't worry guiz I'M AN ATHEIST.

THE POWERADE* OF SCIENCE COMPELLS YOU.

*This was a typo, but I'm fuckin keeping it.
THE POWERADE OF SCIENCE COMPELLS YOU

THE POWERADE OF SCIENCE COMPELLS YOU

What would powerade be? Gatorade filled with POWER?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 13, 2015, 11:31:07 pm
Here in Texas it's off brand Gatorade.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 13, 2015, 11:33:16 pm
Someone photoshop a picture of a bottle of powerade wearing a labcoat, with the caption: THE POWERADE OF SCIENCE COMPELLS YOU!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 13, 2015, 11:52:03 pm
Someone photoshop a picture of a bottle of powerade wearing a labcoat, with the caption: THE POWERADE OF SCIENCE COMPELLS YOU!
They sell powerade around here, let me set this up. I've always wanted a lab coat anyway.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 14, 2015, 12:43:43 am
So yeh. There's a new dude here... I sent him a welcome!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 14, 2015, 12:50:50 am
So yeh. There's a new dude here... I sent him a welcome!
I invited him in. Shouldn't be much trouble, honestly a lot like you but much darker in humor. Plus, he likes SCP and other creepy shit, so he should fit right in.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 14, 2015, 12:57:43 am
Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.

WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 14, 2015, 01:04:54 am
Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.

WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
yell it.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 14, 2015, 01:10:01 am
Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.

WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
The story about your broken profile picture?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 14, 2015, 01:27:44 am
Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.

WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
The story about your broken profile picture?
It's fine on my end...

Now the story.

RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE LOOKING AT PORN AND GOT TAKEN AWAY... BY THE POPO.

ONCE UP ON A TIME RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE ON THE INTERNETS AND PERI WAS LIKE "HEY PERI WANNA SEE THIS REALLY COOL WEBSITE?" AND PERI WAS LIKE "SURE RHODRI" AND THEY LOOKED AT THE REALLY COOL WEBSITE. THEN KA101 AND WAS LIKE "HEY YOU BITCH FAGGOTS STOP LOOKING AT MY PORN" AND RHODRI WAS LIKE "YOU CENSORING BITCH FAGGOTS ASS FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF PERI'S ROOM" AND KA101 WAS LIKE "RHODRI I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING BALLS IF YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN." AND KA101 LEFT THE ROOM. RHODRI AND PERIGREN CONTINUED TO LOOK AT GRADTUIOUS AMOUNTS OF PORN. THEN THEY CLICKED ON THE MOTH LINK AND IT WAS CHAZ PORN. THE PO-SERIOUS WERE OUT SIDE PERI'S HOUSE AND KA101 COME BACK AND WAS LIKE "YOU FUCKERS DONE IT AGAIN, THE POPO ARE HERE. THE POPO!!!" THEN HE RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE SCREAMING AND SHIT. THE POPO OPENED THE DOORS AND THE POLICEMAN... WAS CHAAZ. AND HE WAS LIKE "PERI YOU DUMBASS THOSE WERE MY PRIVATE PICS, YOU FUCK ASS BITCH." THEN HE DRAGGED PERI OUTBACK AND SAID "I'LL SHOW YOU MY FUZZY HANDCUFFS... AND MY BATON. GOD-DAAAMN"

And peri was never seen again.

I... Am I high? I - I Am SO sorry. This was an edit of The Popo
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 14, 2015, 01:49:14 am
Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.

WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
The story about your broken profile picture?
It's fine on my end...

Now the story.

RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE LOOKING AT PORN AND GOT TAKEN AWAY... BY THE POPO.

ONCE UP ON A TIME RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE ON THE INTERNETS AND PERI WAS LIKE "HEY PERI WANNA SEE THIS REALLY COOL WEBSITE?" AND PERI WAS LIKE "SURE RHODRI" AND THEY LOOKED AT THE REALLY COOL WEBSITE. THEN KA101 AND WAS LIKE "HEY YOU BITCH FAGGOTS STOP LOOKING AT MY PORN" AND RHODRI WAS LIKE "YOU CENSORING BITCH FAGGOTS ASS FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF PERI'S ROOM" AND KA101 WAS LIKE "RHODRI I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING BALLS IF YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN." AND KA101 LEFT THE ROOM. RHODRI AND PERIGREN CONTINUED TO LOOK AT GRADTUIOUS AMOUNTS OF PORN. THEN THEY CLICKED ON THE MOTH LINK AND IT WAS CHAZ PORN. THE PO-SERIOUS WERE OUT SIDE PERI'S HOUSE AND KA101 COME BACK AND WAS LIKE "YOU FUCKERS DONE IT AGAIN, THE POPO ARE HERE. THE POPO!!!" THEN HE RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE SCREAMING AND SHIT. THE POPO OPENED THE DOORS AND THE POLICEMAN... WAS CHAAZ. AND HE WAS LIKE "PERI YOU DUMBASS THOSE WERE MY PRIVATE PICS, YOU FUCK ASS BITCH." THEN HE DRAGGED PERI OUTBACK AND SAID "I'LL SHOW YOU MY FUZZY HANDCUFFS... AND MY BATON. GOD-DAAAMN"

And peri was never seen again.

I... Am I high? I - I Am SO sorry. This was an edit of The Popo
Realistically, Peri would be the one showing porn sites I don't know about, not the other way around.

"It was k." 69/10 IGN.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 14, 2015, 03:07:48 am
I think I'll be passing on the unofficial torch of pagan worship leader to Lurker at this point.
Dammit. I need to see who this lurker is....
Damn! Fake email address. You win this round.

Ahem (http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=668.msg230183#msg230183)

Also Lurker's no lurker he's noodles of doom  :o

Red-text, same kind of creepy images and identical posting style.


Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 14, 2015, 06:30:53 pm
YOU THOUGHT YOU COVER IT UP BY DELETING THAT POST?
Spoiler: Creepy Ass Picture (hover to show)

Sorry that just really irks me out, idunno if it does that to anyone else but I wanted to spoil it just in case but I would really like to keep that spoilered as I really don't want to see it my next pass through for new posts. Need to catch up in lmp because jesus christ blood, gore, creepy shit all unspoilered, but sorry if I am getting anal of it I really don't mean to. ~Bubbadoo
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 14, 2015, 08:50:35 pm
So yeh. There's a new dude here... I sent him a welcome!
I invited him in. Shouldn't be much trouble, honestly a lot like you but much darker in humor. Plus, he likes SCP and other creepy shit, so he should fit right in.
Just needs to be a little more descriptive with the spoilering his more gorey pictures. I am sensitive to that stuff, and it just grosses me the fuck out bad.  :-\

I like the creepy shit, I just want a warning of gore.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 14, 2015, 09:01:42 pm
So yeh. There's a new dude here... I sent him a welcome!
I invited him in. Shouldn't be much trouble, honestly a lot like you but much darker in humor. Plus, he likes SCP and other creepy shit, so he should fit right in.
Just needs to be a little more descriptive with the spoilering his more gorey pictures. I am sensitive to that stuff, and it just grosses me the fuck out bad.  :-\

I like the creepy shit, I just want a warning of gore.
Not lurker, different guy.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 14, 2015, 11:49:12 pm
I'm letting my hair grow out now it's wispy and

(http://stephaniejiroch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/absolutelyfabulouspink.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 14, 2015, 11:50:31 pm
I'm letting my hair grow out now it's wispy and

(http://stephaniejiroch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/absolutelyfabulouspink.jpg)
pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 14, 2015, 11:53:40 pm
I'm letting my hair grow out now it's wispy and

(http://stephaniejiroch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/absolutelyfabulouspink.jpg)
pics or it didn't happen.
Someone needs to remake the old IRL pictures thread from the DDA forums.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 14, 2015, 11:54:45 pm
I may be over exaggering a bit... It's wispy but it would be fabulous if I styled it. But I hate to do so.

I'm letting my hair grow out now it's wispy and

(http://stephaniejiroch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/absolutelyfabulouspink.jpg)
pics or it didn't happen.
Someone needs to remake the old IRL pictures thread from the DDA forums.
Don't worry bruh, I got this.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 14, 2015, 11:57:23 pm
I pooped today. And now I'm posting the fact that I pooped today on an obscure forum.

*Rhodri leaves his room and thinks about what he is doing with his life.*
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 14, 2015, 11:57:49 pm
Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.

WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
The story about your broken profile picture?
It's fine on my end...

Now the story.

RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE LOOKING AT PORN AND GOT TAKEN AWAY... BY THE POPO.

ONCE UP ON A TIME RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE ON THE INTERNETS AND PERI WAS LIKE "HEY PERI WANNA SEE THIS REALLY COOL WEBSITE?" AND PERI WAS LIKE "SURE RHODRI" AND THEY LOOKED AT THE REALLY COOL WEBSITE. THEN KA101 AND WAS LIKE "HEY YOU BITCH FAGGOTS STOP LOOKING AT MY PORN" AND RHODRI WAS LIKE "YOU CENSORING BITCH FAGGOTS ASS FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF PERI'S ROOM" AND KA101 WAS LIKE "RHODRI I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING BALLS IF YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN." AND KA101 LEFT THE ROOM. RHODRI AND PERIGREN CONTINUED TO LOOK AT GRADTUIOUS AMOUNTS OF PORN. THEN THEY CLICKED ON THE MOTH LINK AND IT WAS CHAZ PORN. THE PO-SERIOUS WERE OUT SIDE PERI'S HOUSE AND KA101 COME BACK AND WAS LIKE "YOU FUCKERS DONE IT AGAIN, THE POPO ARE HERE. THE POPO!!!" THEN HE RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE SCREAMING AND SHIT. THE POPO OPENED THE DOORS AND THE POLICEMAN... WAS CHAAZ. AND HE WAS LIKE "PERI YOU DUMBASS THOSE WERE MY PRIVATE PICS, YOU FUCK ASS BITCH." THEN HE DRAGGED PERI OUTBACK AND SAID "I'LL SHOW YOU MY FUZZY HANDCUFFS... AND MY BATON. GOD-DAAAMN"

And peri was never seen again.

I... Am I high? I - I Am SO sorry. This was an edit of The Popo
Realistically, Peri would be the one showing porn sites I don't know about, not the other way around.

"It was k." 69/10 IGN.
One: I have seen Chaz porn, its..... Weird.
Two: I would be showing it to Rhodri, like he said.
Three: its 10000/5 ign.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 15, 2015, 12:02:22 am
Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.

WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
The story about your broken profile picture?
It's fine on my end...

Now the story.

RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE LOOKING AT PORN AND GOT TAKEN AWAY... BY THE POPO.

ONCE UP ON A TIME RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE ON THE INTERNETS AND PERI WAS LIKE "HEY PERI WANNA SEE THIS REALLY COOL WEBSITE?" AND PERI WAS LIKE "SURE RHODRI" AND THEY LOOKED AT THE REALLY COOL WEBSITE. THEN KA101 AND WAS LIKE "HEY YOU BITCH FAGGOTS STOP LOOKING AT MY PORN" AND RHODRI WAS LIKE "YOU CENSORING BITCH FAGGOTS ASS FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF PERI'S ROOM" AND KA101 WAS LIKE "RHODRI I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING BALLS IF YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN." AND KA101 LEFT THE ROOM. RHODRI AND PERIGREN CONTINUED TO LOOK AT GRADTUIOUS AMOUNTS OF PORN. THEN THEY CLICKED ON THE MOTH LINK AND IT WAS CHAZ PORN. THE PO-SERIOUS WERE OUT SIDE PERI'S HOUSE AND KA101 COME BACK AND WAS LIKE "YOU FUCKERS DONE IT AGAIN, THE POPO ARE HERE. THE POPO!!!" THEN HE RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE SCREAMING AND SHIT. THE POPO OPENED THE DOORS AND THE POLICEMAN... WAS CHAAZ. AND HE WAS LIKE "PERI YOU DUMBASS THOSE WERE MY PRIVATE PICS, YOU FUCK ASS BITCH." THEN HE DRAGGED PERI OUTBACK AND SAID "I'LL SHOW YOU MY FUZZY HANDCUFFS... AND MY BATON. GOD-DAAAMN"

And peri was never seen again.

I... Am I high? I - I Am SO sorry. This was an edit of The Popo
Realistically, Peri would be the one showing porn sites I don't know about, not the other way around.

"It was k." 69/10 IGN.
One: I have seen Chaz porn, its..... Weird.
Two: I would be showing it to Rhodri, like he said.
links plz
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 15, 2015, 12:04:21 am
Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.

WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
The story about your broken profile picture?
It's fine on my end...

Now the story.

RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE LOOKING AT PORN AND GOT TAKEN AWAY... BY THE POPO.

ONCE UP ON A TIME RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE ON THE INTERNETS AND PERI WAS LIKE "HEY PERI WANNA SEE THIS REALLY COOL WEBSITE?" AND PERI WAS LIKE "SURE RHODRI" AND THEY LOOKED AT THE REALLY COOL WEBSITE. THEN KA101 AND WAS LIKE "HEY YOU BITCH FAGGOTS STOP LOOKING AT MY PORN" AND RHODRI WAS LIKE "YOU CENSORING BITCH FAGGOTS ASS FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF PERI'S ROOM" AND KA101 WAS LIKE "RHODRI I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING BALLS IF YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN." AND KA101 LEFT THE ROOM. RHODRI AND PERIGREN CONTINUED TO LOOK AT GRADTUIOUS AMOUNTS OF PORN. THEN THEY CLICKED ON THE MOTH LINK AND IT WAS CHAZ PORN. THE PO-SERIOUS WERE OUT SIDE PERI'S HOUSE AND KA101 COME BACK AND WAS LIKE "YOU FUCKERS DONE IT AGAIN, THE POPO ARE HERE. THE POPO!!!" THEN HE RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE SCREAMING AND SHIT. THE POPO OPENED THE DOORS AND THE POLICEMAN... WAS CHAAZ. AND HE WAS LIKE "PERI YOU DUMBASS THOSE WERE MY PRIVATE PICS, YOU FUCK ASS BITCH." THEN HE DRAGGED PERI OUTBACK AND SAID "I'LL SHOW YOU MY FUZZY HANDCUFFS... AND MY BATON. GOD-DAAAMN"

And peri was never seen again.

I... Am I high? I - I Am SO sorry. This was an edit of The Popo
Realistically, Peri would be the one showing porn sites I don't know about, not the other way around.

"It was k." 69/10 IGN.
One: I have seen Chaz porn, its..... Weird.
Two: I would be showing it to Rhodri, like he said.
links plz
He has an after dark tumble. Bubbadoo has the links I think. I don't, too much goo, had to burn computer.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 15, 2015, 12:07:54 am
FYI it was going to be peri show Rhodri pronz. But I accidentally put Rhodri then got lazy.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 15, 2015, 12:12:36 am
Me and another forumite may have creeped Chaz out back on the DDA forum about mentioning his AD.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 15, 2015, 12:29:05 am
I pooped today. And now I'm posting the fact that I pooped today on an obscure forum.

*Rhodri leaves his room and thinks about what he is doing with his life.*
I am on the toilet right now. And now I'm posting the fact of being on the toilet right now on an obscure forum.

*Bubbadoo washes his hands and leaves the bathroom and thinks what he is doing with his life*
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 15, 2015, 12:29:59 am
If you time traveled and had sex with yourself, would that be masturbation or incest?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 15, 2015, 12:34:50 am
If you time traveled and had sex with yourself, would that be masturbation or incest?
It's masturbation.

Masturbation by definition is sex with one's self.
Incest by definition is sexual activity between family members or close relatives.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 15, 2015, 12:46:52 am
If you time traveled and had sex with yourself, would that be masturbation or incest?
It's masturbation.

Masturbation by definition is sex with one's self.
Incest by definition is sexual activity between family members or close relatives.
You can't get much more of a close relative than yourself. But, ok then
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 15, 2015, 01:02:25 am
Which would be a better world leader?

1. A sentient potato?

OR

2. An orangutan?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 15, 2015, 01:06:01 am
I think my cat is a sentient furry potato with legs... Uh.

What the shit is a Orangutan?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 15, 2015, 01:12:45 am
What the shit is a Orangutan?
Can't tell if this is a joke or not.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orangutan
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 15, 2015, 01:15:08 am
...

Shut up

I knew that.

Hahaha...

Fuck. Really I never knew how to spell that.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 15, 2015, 03:11:46 am
If you time traveled and had sex with yourself, would that be masturbation or incest?
It's masturbation.

Masturbation by definition is sex with one's self.
Incest by definition is sexual activity between family members or close relatives.
You can't get much more of a close relative than yourself. But, ok then
If that was the the case masturbation would incest, a copy of yourself is well...you, having sex with your copy is like a different kind of masturbation. And yes you could literally go fuck yourself.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 15, 2015, 11:03:45 am
The real question is, if you could fuck yourself, would you?

I know I totally would.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 15, 2015, 11:19:22 am
The real question is, if you could fuck yourself, would you?

I know I totally would.
why not. It would be interesting at least.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 15, 2015, 11:28:08 am
The real question is, if you could fuck yourself, would you?

I know I totally would.
Yep definitely would fuck me.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 15, 2015, 10:52:23 pm
What the fuck is up with all the asterisks stuff?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 15, 2015, 10:53:53 pm
...who enabled auto censoring? because everything is being asterisked out.
EDIT: And it also censored my writing thread....*watches whole point of forum go out window*
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on April 15, 2015, 10:56:23 pm
I don't know who fucking did it but I'm about to find out.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 15, 2015, 10:56:49 pm
The fuck is going on? I'm scared...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 15, 2015, 10:57:41 pm
What the shit fuck is going the fuck on?!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 15, 2015, 10:58:00 pm
Seriously, I'm pretty mad about my writing thread. This was supposed to be a place where I didn't have to deal with the whole 'that word bad, no use' shit, and seeing this happen is rather frustrating and disheartening.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on April 15, 2015, 10:59:24 pm
Seriously, I'm pretty mad about my writing thread. This was supposed to be a place where I didn't have to deal with the whole 'that word bad, no use' ****, and seeing this happen is rather frustrating and disheartening.
Again, I'm trying to figure out who did it. I'm pretty goddamn pissed about it.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 15, 2015, 10:59:53 pm
I dunno... maybe it's a prank? It would be funnier if it replaced swears with "bleep".
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 15, 2015, 11:00:36 pm
I dunno... maybe it's a prank? It would be funnier if it replaced swears with "bleep".
Considering the origin of this forum, this prank idea is likely.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on April 15, 2015, 11:02:22 pm
I hope its a prank. I don't find it funny but I hope it's a prank.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 15, 2015, 11:02:32 pm
Okay, if this is a prank: THIS IS NOT FUNNY! IF YOU ARE DOING THIS AS A PRANK I'M GOING TO FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR COMPUTER!
Now that the venting is out of the way: I honestly think the 'mins here would know better, as this is something I'd leave over, and I think so would a few people, and I think the 'mins here would know that.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 15, 2015, 11:03:56 pm
Or it may because we may be going public? I honestly don't mind. WE COULD COME UP WITH CODE WORDS.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 15, 2015, 11:04:31 pm
Asterisks trigger me.

#TRIGGERED
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on April 15, 2015, 11:05:20 pm
Or it may because we may be going public? I honestly don't mind. WE COULD COME UP WITH CODE WORDS.
Doesn't matter if we go 'public'. We don't change our principles because of that. We left because of censorship and if that's the real reason to this I will be throughly disappointed in my fellow admins.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 15, 2015, 11:05:55 pm
...yeah if it's 'cause we're going public I'd still be out. I came here to get away from 'that word bad, no use'(AKA censoring) and if it's going to happen because this place is going public I'll find somewhere else to RP and write.

GOT NINJAED: Ditto with Lorknis
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 15, 2015, 11:06:58 pm
Or it may because we may be going public? I honestly don't mind. WE COULD COME UP WITH CODE WORDS.
Doesn't matter if we go 'public'. We don't change our principles because of that. We left because of censorship and if that's the real reason to this I will be throughly disappointed in my fellow admins.
Lets keep swearing until its changed back.

**** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****

Huh, four asterisks no matter the word count of the swear.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 15, 2015, 11:20:32 pm
CALM DOWN we only had adfree for a month and a half, we are working on it, don't worry.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 15, 2015, 11:22:34 pm
Okay, thanks for the explanation, as that's all I wanted. I was just frustrated and thought 'okay, a min is fucking with us in a way that ain't cool' apologies if I sounded aggressive or stepped over the line.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 15, 2015, 11:25:06 pm
Its ok, I'm pretty pissed too. Its not that expensive, but I am a high school student and can't just buy shit, so we are probably going to get money to another admin to buy it. Give us 1, mabye 2 days tops.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 15, 2015, 11:26:29 pm
I'm chill with it. We could just do "Sh*t" until then.

Also AJ is a lying bastard. He said he was going to update today.

I'm joking... relax.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 15, 2015, 11:29:05 pm
Dear friends, I left for two days to play some bloody star wars and came back to things that make me unable to sleep. Thanks guys, now you're making me want to get even...you like scary internet photos huh, HUH.

Let's see how you like it when a sleep deprived plague doctor finfs out where you live, breaks your windows and watches you sleep for several days before tying you to your own ceiling and forcing you to watch as he seeps datk tendrils of psychological justice into your children's minds,  making them obey him in an everloving crusade for the Avian Rex, for the Bird King.
FOR EXODUS MAY HE CONSUME YOUR EVER LIVING CONSCIOUSNESS
SPEAK TO ME
SPEAK
SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS
SPEAK TO EXODUS.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 15, 2015, 11:30:19 pm
Hi exodus.

For AJ:

(http://33.media.tumblr.com/b44c3fa26102081caeea2d220fc0aa6e/tumblr_inline_ncfe8iycIn1rf09ls.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 15, 2015, 11:33:30 pm
Dear friends, I left for two days to play some bloody star wars and came back to things that make me unable to sleep. Thanks guys, now you're making me want to get even...you like scary internet photos huh, HUH.

Ldts see how you like it when a sleep deprived plague doctor finfs out where you live, breaks your windows and watches you sleep for several days before tying you to your own ceiling and forcing you to watch as he seeps datk tendrils of psychological justice into your childrend minds,  making them obey him in an everloving crusade for the Avian Rex, for the Bird King.
FOR EXODUS MAY HE CONSUME YOUR EVER LIVING CONSCIOUSNESS
SPEAK TO ME
SPEAK
SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS
SPRAK TO EXODUS.
speaking of star wars, we need to like assign a day of the week to all be active on. Like Thursday and Saturday are good for me.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 15, 2015, 11:35:02 pm
Dear friends, I left for two days to play some bloody star wars and came back to things that make me unable to sleep. Thanks guys, now you're making me want to get even...you like scary internet photos huh, HUH.

Ldts see how you like it when a sleep deprived plague doctor finfs out where you live, breaks your windows and watches you sleep for several days before tying you to your own ceiling and forcing you to watch as he seeps datk tendrils of psychological justice into your childrend minds,  making them obey him in an everloving crusade for the Avian Rex, for the Bird King.
FOR EXODUS MAY HE CONSUME YOUR EVER LIVING CONSCIOUSNESS
SPEAK TO ME
SPEAK
SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS
SPRAK TO EXODUS.
speaking of star wars, we need to like assign a day of the week to all be active on. Like Thursday and Saturday are good for me.
That will be nowhere near active enough to keep up with RPs with people other than us. (Most of whom are active most days.)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 15, 2015, 11:35:57 pm
AJ took my hopes and dreams...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 15, 2015, 11:39:36 pm
I decided that to compete with photos i should share knowledge. You should all know that Exodus is sort of my internet persona for my more twisted side.
Lets begin.
Pill bugs have green spines, you can pull them apart, its gooey.
You all taste like pork, all humans do
Sheep hearts make crunchy crackle noises when forcefully stabbed.
Your bone can be pulled outgof your finger
The human brain can probably be eaten by a machine for knowledge.


Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 15, 2015, 11:43:54 pm
Okay that's not disturbing to me, THAT F*UCKIN COOL. Except the sheep heart and cannibalism... The taste varies between people. (From literature and games not from experience) It may taste like tuna, veil, beef, and , of course, pork.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 15, 2015, 11:54:13 pm
Silly little Wilson pup, do not deny that which feeds the mind...do not deny him who gives escape.
All men taste of pork, sure their diet affects the taste a bit...but it is still porkish.
Obey.
All men taste of Pork.
Do not deny he who is escape.
Do not deny Exodus.
Never deny Exodus, speak to him, share your thoughts with him...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 16, 2015, 12:02:30 am
What. But an asian cannibal ate actual people and got away with it! He said it tasted like Tuna! I read it wit' my eyeballs.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 16, 2015, 12:09:53 am
I value knowledge. The information bestowed upon us by Exodus shows his vast ability to use Google intelligence.

Praised be Exodus, God Of Intellect and POWERADE OF SCIENCE!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 16, 2015, 12:10:51 am
Wilson, sweet pup, relent not your thoughts to men of the Outside
Trust in your protector
Be not decieved by the usurper
Give thanks that you may be given wonder
Speak to Exodus
Deny him not.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 16, 2015, 12:11:45 am
Sorry about that, I like did nothing today but play Bloodborne and SS13. I watched some TV, got some music going, and I'm ready to update it.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 16, 2015, 12:14:14 am
Sorry about that, I like did nothing today but play Bloodborne and SS13. I watched some TV, got some music going, and I'm ready to update it.
I wasn't on today because my mom decided "oh, so that computer makes you happy and quiet for hours? Clearly you only need to be on it three days out of the week." so I'm purely a phone poster most of the week now.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 16, 2015, 12:14:28 am
AJ...Ajulious.
Serve he who gives escape
Listen to him
Speak to him
Share with him
Give to him
Obey Him
Speak to Exodus
Be with Exodus.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 16, 2015, 12:15:33 am
AJ...Ajulious.
Serve he who gives escape
Listen to him
Speak to him
Share with him
Give to him
Obey Him
Speak to Exodus
Be with Exodus.

I heard a noise followed by some words appearing above my head. Did you just activate a sidequest?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 16, 2015, 12:15:42 am
okay, enough with the psuedo creepy posts please.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 16, 2015, 12:17:58 am
okay, enough with the psuedo creepy posts please.

Hey I found a gif of me and Lurker trying to bond

(http://gamerssphere.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ReDead-love-me-gif.gif)

BOND WITH US VULNUS
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 16, 2015, 12:18:22 am
I split a thread off for creepy shit. Please keep it there. And spoiler and warn, somma that shit is messed up.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 16, 2015, 12:20:09 am
Hear me...see me
Watch me, be with me
Calmly...Gently
Feel yourself surrounded
Sense it...nearly
Tremulous...tender
Listen not too late
To the one with kind debate

Serve him, observe him
He who gives escape
Hear the poem writhe
Into dark unyielding scythe
as potential heaves your fragile bonds
And escape to wonders of a life beyond
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 16, 2015, 12:21:10 am
Hear me...see me
Watch me, be with me
Calmly...Gently
Feel yourself surrounded
Sense it...nearly
Tremulous...tender
Listen not too late
To the one with kind debate

Serve him, observe him
He who gives escape
Hear the poem writhe
Into dark unyielding scythe
as potential heaves your fragile bonds
And escape to wonders of a life beyond
that was actually pretty good. Still put it on.creative endeavors or the creep thread though.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 16, 2015, 12:23:05 am
*Chucks a bottle of POWERADE OF SCIENCE at exodus to attempt to make his normal again*
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 16, 2015, 12:24:32 am
*Chucks a bottle of POWERADE OF SCIENCE at exodus to attempt to make his normal again*
The POWERADE OF SCIENCE will merely increase his vast wealth of knowledge, as hinted at by the OF SCIENCE part.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 16, 2015, 12:24:43 am
I need a threaf untainted by Lurkers paganism...I shall make one.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 16, 2015, 12:26:31 am
Hey wanna know what not to do? Google ReDead on Google Images, why? Because its creepy right?

FUCK NO! There's like some weird shipping shit going on that I will post here because I fucking hate love the shit outta you funks.

This was cool though.

(http://2nerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/The-Walking-ReDead-600x953.jpg)


This was semi funny

Spoiler (hover to show)

Its like weird, not really porno material though
Spoiler: MEEEEEHHHHPPPP (hover to show)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Exodus on April 16, 2015, 12:28:23 am
I request my teachings be moved to their new place.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 16, 2015, 12:28:31 am
The SPOOPY SCARY SKELETONS are back. There here to fight the Fu*kboys.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Mrnocamera on April 16, 2015, 03:29:48 am
So all people taste like pork?

Nah, it's slightly bitter steak.    Or at least that's me and that guy on the bus.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 16, 2015, 04:59:39 am
Anyone watch Steven Universe? Anyone else saw the Say Uncle episode.
Because damn to make a whole cartoon episode to just fuck with fans takes dedication.

For anyone not in the know the Steven Universe crew made a Steven Universe/Uncle Grandpa crossover and said it was cannon until the airing of the episode to just say April fools.

The puns in the episode is too stronc. Uncle Grandpa literally shot a head cannon and sunk the Lars and Sadie ship. Amethyst trips over a letter Y and screams ''WHHYYYYYYY.''

Also Pearl goes crazy and Mr. Gus has a gemsona and a blog which you can actually go to, they planned that blog like weeks before and using the same picture from the blog in the cartoon.
 God it has a light tumblr parody theme.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 16, 2015, 06:45:01 am
(http://i.imgur.com/OlSz5ty.jpg)
Not directed at anyone...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Stopsignal on April 16, 2015, 11:50:09 am
Read boatmurdered. Legendary elephants. StarkRavingMad is awesome.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Flame on April 16, 2015, 11:58:27 am
Read boatmurdered. Legendary elephants. StarkRavingMad is awesome.
Unrelated to this post, but I recently reread Boatmurdered. It was awesome. Although I forgot how short it was.

Should we really still have the april fool's thing up?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 16, 2015, 07:33:54 pm
Ok, i will get on the whole adthingy once we get the other admins on. sorry for the delay.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Hibou on April 16, 2015, 07:59:47 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/bYBvCXC.png)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 16, 2015, 08:04:39 pm
Goddamnit Hibou, that was so difficult to read.
There is no cult war, there is only Lurker
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Hibou on April 16, 2015, 08:13:11 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/XJhBT6k.png)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 16, 2015, 08:18:01 pm
Dammit AJ you lying bastard. I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 17, 2015, 03:04:15 am
Ṯ̪̹͚̮̯̏ͯͣͦ̿̀w͍̱̜̫͕̞ͧ͌͒̔́ͩo̞͓͊ͦͥ̊̈́̅ ̖̱̲̤̽͑̓̎̓͒ͩp͕̟̐̉ŗ̝̪͌͌̍ͅo̳̗̓̔̒̒͢t͔͇̪̮̔ͤ̎o͖̱ͧǹ͓̣̜͌̉ͫ͑ͅs̨̜ͣ̃͗̀̈͆̀ ̱̔͒ͪ̀̅̈ͬ͝ê̛̖̗͌̚x̫͖̦̦̩ͩ̑̾̍̿̆́p̧̖̳̱ͯ̍ͮ̎̃ͣͬe͇̮͚͉̮͎̜ͯͪͭ̃̏͊͟l̜͔ͬ͗͗ͣ͒͆l͎͚̙̬̗͇̿͋̇͗ě͕̙̫ͪ̈ͪ̂d̓͐̋ͦ҉̳ ͎͓̬̰ͪͭ̍̂̌ͨa͈͔̎̔̀̎͜t̖ ̶̟̺̭͔̙̙͊̾e̫͎̖̺̳̰̎͊̀̓ͭ́̎a͕̙͖̣̠̹̝̿͊̇ͤ͑͢cͫ́̊̾҉̺̣̩̦̤͕͓ḫ̪͐̋́̋͗̆̚ ̟̱̼͗ͤ̑ͭ̋c͕͖͖͇̑ͧ̑̄̉o̴̥̤̔̉ͤͪ͊͂ͩṹ͙̋̏p͍̣͍̩̈́̋̈͋̀͂͞ͅḷ̤͉̰̽͗̍́͂ͧ̚͞į̠́ͭ̐͐n̳̞ͪ̽g͈̮͈̱͔͒͒͂̐̓̅͢ ̘̮̗͎̤̍ͮ̀s͇̦̫ḭ̴͇͔̝͊ͅt͎̠͙͒̆̈́e̻͕ ̧̪͚͎̭̤͌ͮ̔̓ͣͥͨc̮͛̄͌̆ͨ̊͜r̨̫͍e̳̹ͪ̿͐̽͌͋ͥ̕a̲͍͊̎̌ͭt̉͌ę̗̜̪͔̍s̛̟̯̊͑ ̨̹̼̘͐̅͒̈ͅt̎̆ͣ̚h̼̖͍̕e̻̩͇ ͮ̀m̲͎̌́ͭͬ̓͋͡o̧͙̠͙̳ͅd̞̮̮̙͙̜̓̿̿ͯ̈̒ͮe͓̖̮͉̊̉̉̌ ̯͈̘͇̗̠͍o̐ͣ̍̌̾̍̽ḟ̖̤͍̞̎ ̬̥̞f̖̹͙͎̫ͣ̀ͦ̓̂o̲̞̤̊͂ͪŕ̐c̯̞͈̣̟͉͐̈͑̎̿e̵̞̮̤̪̜͙̻ͧ,͕̻̂̐͑ͅ ͉ͯẗ̡ͫhͭ͊̾͞e͇͖̘̝̮͚̊͛ ͍̮̥͈̗ͩ͊͐ͦ̄em̴̠͙̮͔̟̩ͦ͋̉͑b̙̥̹̜̟͔̭̋ͥ͜r̨̂̈̋ͧ̎ŷ͇̹͓̬̳ͩͅȏ̶͇ ̭͇̙̝͊ͩ́̂̎͐b̈ͩ͊̓e͕̙͓̳̤͆ͧ͋ͪͦ͌͟c͈̫͚̘̰͔͗ͭ͡ͅó́͂ͤ̈̀m̙̩̘͋e͖͆̃̄̈͗̊s̴̎̋ͨ̑̈́ͣ ̲͚̯̯͍̣͗ͅa̞̣̯ ̫͈̠͇ͮf̰̖̳̯̣͓̜ͥ͂̈͊͋ͨ̚ì̪̝̳͇̖̩ͫ̀s͙̮̤͎͙̗̍̓ͤͅh̡͇̬̾͌̌̎͋ ̘͙̦̆̋̂̒̆̒͌ͅt̳̩̻̓̆̏̅͆͗h̫͚ͮ͑͆ͬ͋aţ̤̰͙̂̄͛ͧ̐̚ͅ ̳͇̫̩̫ͫ́w̱͕͒ͪ̌̃ͧ̽̀ẽ͉͙͕͈̤͔̰ͯ̅ͯ̀ ̦̮ͧd̩̪͇̹̦̀̈́̿ͅo͎͍̺̦̍ͦ͛̍̄͋́ͅn̲͇̾'̦̥͎̖̞̦̿̈́t̲͙͕̼̑ͧͫ̄̐̏ͤ ̻̯̤̃ͬ͊͆̾̿̓ȅ̩̀̎̀ͣ̚n̄̉͛ͮ̔͏̟͙̮̱̞ͅt̥̥͓̩͗ͦ̃ͫ͋̉e̗̱̰̗͓ͥ̓ͦ̀ͅr̝͚̙̼ͥ̒̽̑ ̈̒u̥̙͎̤ͭ̌̓̄ͫͤn̹̺̳̝̘̘̠ͦͤ͞t̬̙͔͔͈̐͐̅͛͛̍̒͢i̛̗͍̪l͖͉̥̫͓̳ͅ ̟̫̳͙a̶͙ͯ̌ ͤ̎ͧͨ͛̈́p̵͍͙͍̙̺̫̈l̘̘̍̈́̎̋̈a͚͙͖̯̦͕ͦͨ͐̊̀t̢ͩ̆͌ͨͨ͗e͉̭͐̔̈̋ͨ͝,̘͎͇̃̊̆͊̚ ̬̠͉ͥ̈w̡͖͎̐ͧè̫̪̤̜͙̱̄̓'͍̫̝r͔͒ë͓͈̳̰̖́ ̦̳̩̳̙ͯ̅̒̉̈h̖̲̤̰͜e̹̻͙̻ͬͧr̠̠͉̺͙̘̥̄ͭͮ͞ē̵̥̘ͩ ̣̮ͮͪͩ̏t̥̠͔̹̹̃ͨ̕o̡̩̮̫̟̩ ̶̟̥͈͛ͬͤ̐̔é͎ͥ̍͒ͮx̣̣̖ͣͪ̈̉̉p͓̫̠̜͉͒̑̍̓́e̮͊ͨ̓̋r̞͎͉͔ͨiͬ͒͗̽ͫ̅͏͈̦̥͖e͈͉͉̲n̻͚̲̞̊͟c̠̳͙̮̙̻̜̓ͥ́e̤̖̫͒͗̊͂̆ ȅ͓̜͕̲͍̠̈ͫ̇̕v̳̼̱̖̘ͅo͂̅͐̅̓ͪ͐l͉̣̥̤̯͈̐̈́v̶̳̳͉̤ͥͨ̒̓ḛ͖̮̩͉̩̀́̌̓͋ ̦̙̞͚͔͉̯̀ț̗̺ͩͥ͛h̼̬͉̹̦̘ͧe̖̱͋ͤͦ͌͢ ́̓l̘͇̩͓̘̤ͅi͂̋̎҉͉̰̱̘̰͙͈t̗͈̮̣̹̖̍͒̌t͚͎̋́͂́̆̔ͧl͎̲̝̝̱͟e͖ ͇͉͉̭̲̥ṯ̗ͪ̃̃̆̔ͫ̚͟o̒̓ͩ̈̉̓̋͏̖̼ê̠̒ͪ̚͜,͕̤̇͌ͧ̒̀ͨ ̙ͨ̆à̜͝t̡̆̒ͭ͆͛̄ṛ͔͕̟̘̬͉͋̕oͩͥ͠ṕ̼̭h̸̝͚͇̏ͩ͐̀y̌͊,̗̟̭̺͉ͬ̋ͩ̋͠ ̨̼͉̠̦̲ͣͥ͊ͪd̦̫̩̻̗͍͎ö̸͖̹̼͙͂ͬͧͫ̓̀ͅͅn̶̟̼̦̱̞'͇̫̮̪̙̱͙ͥͤͧ̓̀ͣ̃͟t̝̤͈̯ͪ̇ ̦̦̩̞͂̎̀͊̉ã̪̠ͧ͆͞s̝͈͎͈͉͉̒k̳͓̙ ̠̥̱͓̣̀̊͐ͫm̭̺̔̇͑͐̓͐ͅe̖͖̿ ̹̔̑̋̔͟h̢͕̰̞̬̣̾ͩͯ̀̊ǫ̽w̷̜̰̱̯̳̆͋ͦ̚ ̼̖̺̪͂̓͊̉I͍̼͔̘̗ͪ̓ͦ͋͘'͎͓̜̀͑̽͞l̡͓̥̫̪l̖̀͟ ̨̖̻͓̗̜̬̐̋ͭͪb͈̺̺̦̻̙̳̾ͪ̃ͤ̒ͯeͧ̆ͪ̄ ͖͍͚̭̹͕̈̍͡ͅd͕̋̔ͩ̈̇̂ẻ̻ͤ̑̑̅͆ã̷̩̱̜͖̝͋̊ͪ̈͑d̩̮̱̞͉̠̂ͮ͛̎̓̓͋ͅ ̹͈̉̓͗i̾̋n̶̮̩̼̱͎̬ͪͫ͆̊͛ͮ ͎̫̫̰̤ͪ̍̑ͫ̾a҉͓͖͚͓ ̟͙̞̥͎͚ͩ̇t͎͚͎͔̥͖͐̍͐ͪ̎h̤̦̟͆ͅo̱ͬ̎̎̌u̬͍͖͙͌ͮ͊ͅs̘̝̱̤̏a̳n̄͒̅ͦͯd̲̠̉̎̋ ̯̩̼̄ͨ̋́ͯ̈́l̤̭̲̱ĩ̷͓͇̤͚̀̑͐g̗̜͖̮͖͇̒͒ͭ̈́̇̌͞h̠̮ͭͯ̅ͩ̉͢t̬ͥ̔ͧ̀ ͈̱͇̹͉̪͓͒̆ͪ̒̓́y̢̰̪͙̦̼̬e̝͍̹̯̳̥̋͆ͫͧ͂ͬȧ͂̉ͪ̒͏r̞̻̘̼̺͑̾̀ͅͅs̻̥ͪ̈́ͣ̍,̞̙̬̱͎̪̥ͤ́ ̶͂͑ͩ̓ͧ̊̽ṭ͓̠͂͘h̝͈̼̖͍͕ͯ̌̅͐͛͂̚a̺͖͓͊̔͐ͫ̕n͔̬̬̙̲ͣ̂ͅk̰̝̱͔̞̘͂̊̑̋ͯͥ ̳̙̘̬͈̥̦ͪȳ͍ͨ͆͂̚͢o͡u̡͙̭̰͈ͣ̔,̃̎҉ ̰̥͇̃t̢͓̩̣ͣ̈́́̇h̨̰͚̞͎̙̜͋͛a̡̾̏̇͂͗n͈̖̪̟̥ͮ̆ͭ̈́̄̉k̷̼ͪ̑͂ͪ͌̅ ̼̖̤̯̆ͤy̮̦̖͔̙͇̌̽̃͒ͩͮ̚o͈̻̖ͤü̹̞̲̫̫̃̈́̄͌ͪ̿͝.͉̞̉̈́̆̕ ͑ͮ̎̽҉̳̗̞̺̳̥ͅG̞̮͈̱̹̩̑ͥ̊͘e̩͙̻n̴͇͓̦̟̥͖̿͑̓ͫ͑ͨe̛̍̋s̺ͥï̶͑ͣͫ͗̈́s͕̹̆͂ ̼̍͗̉̂̔ͅt̂͆ͤ͟uͧ̆̅̏ͬ͗͊҉̟͕̝̦̻r̫͕͚̱̻̭n̓̈́̐̿̊ͬ͜s̼͙͑̽ͮ̍̐͜ ̪͍t̆͆̍ͮ͒̍o̸̹͋̀͂̓̿ ̺͉̏ͬ̎͑̓i̖͍̘̱͕t̢̞͕͍͕̝ͩ̅̊ͧ͌ͩs̶͙̺̣͍͛ͨ͗͗͊ͬ ͑̊͑ͥ̒̈́҉̼̘̲sͨo̝̫͉̹̣u̝̟r̪c̗͍͙̹͖̘͕eͭ̈̍̍͒̎͏͈̜̫̺̤,̲͖̕ ̗̘̺̽͐̅͂ͦ͊̓r̯̙͍̬̠̺e̮̥̖͈͍̅̿̑̏̆͆̽d̷̰̙̭͔̣̥̲u͎̙̼̺̟̟̹̿̇͑̾ͣ͌c̨̫͆̊ͣ̏t̮̲̥̭͔̤ͨͦ̓ͭi̟̜͚̋̊oͣ̃̇̏ṋ͍̩͔̞ ̈́͞o̝̓̒͘c̱̹̞̔͊̐̅͆̒c͌͒͏̭̼̞u̷̿͌͋ȓ͕͉͉̣ͮͣ͗s̬̫̓̈́̋̈́ ̄ͤ̔ͣ̿̌҉̰s͉̱͔̐tͦ́͋͑̍e̙̺̞͙̤͓ͫ̿̽ͅp͖͍͈̭̯̻͈w̐̔̃̑͊̑̑i̠͍̹ͤ͒̉̊̄̽̔s̘̞ͭ̃̿é̴̫͈͈̘ͯ͒ͅ ̧̯͍̽ͨ̇̓t̺͇̅̇̈́̀̃͞ḩ̺̗̤͓̠̭͚ͧ͐ỏ̳͚̫͈͔̂͢u͖̪͈ͯ͘ͅg̵̻̳̪̮͎ͭͥͯ͊ḣ҉͎̳̼̥͉ ̶̞̟̗̄ͯ̈ͫt̙̟̣̙ͦͩh̹̣̣ͧ̂ͫe͍̖ͮ̾͂̒ͥ ̜̘͓ͦ̓ͦ͠e̼͍̖̿̕s̟̙̬̪̬̉s̸̼̪͕̄̓e̺͕͉͒̔̿ͨͪͦn̠̪̱͎͇̈́͗̊c̃̚e̬̜̺̜ͤ̎̑͆͗ͨ̐ ̡̱̪̘̪̠̝į̗̣̠̠̩̭s̭̟͎̠͋ͤ̈͐̕ ̞̾ͩ̋̅̚ä̞̼͈̫̥̂ͮļ̯̝̀̀̅͆ḷ̷̳ͧ̔͑̽̄̃ ̷̯́ͩ̍ͣŏ͔͚̩̮̍̊n̯̫͚̳̠͈͆͗͗̚e̢̦̩͌ͦͨ̈ͣͅ.͖͓̲̪͎ͦͭ́̀͒ͧͦ ̟̪̗͙̹͍̾E҉̼̘̦n͉͑̃͗̈́̄͛̅͢d̏ ̶͓̼̗̰̭̱̫ͫ̿̀̊ő̘͍̲̺͓̻̟ͯ̃̂ͮͫͨf̫̲͕̣͈͓͔̊̋ ͕̝̝̐͆ͬ̍ͤl̨̙̮̝͈̖̣̓͐iͦ̋ͬ̍̓ͮ̽n̢̈́ͦ̂ͫe̯͋ͦͬͤ.̦̟̩̫̙
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 19, 2015, 10:48:22 pm
Slow day ehh.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 19, 2015, 10:49:12 pm
I know right!

Wait a sec you said you were joining that The Road RP!

You liar!
>:O
I am SO triggered right now.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 19, 2015, 10:51:44 pm
I know right!
I was Bloodborning and gmodding all day. Hey, I have a question. I'm thinking of doing a webcomic, but I can't write jokes for shit, so if anyone has comic like ideas I would gladly gmod it into a comic. I'm not doing anything ever anyway.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 19, 2015, 10:53:00 pm
You could do that shitty joke thing that I did in the unprofessional story thread about you vomiting to the moon...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 19, 2015, 10:55:16 pm
And the moon turns out to be Dogscape!

DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNN
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 19, 2015, 10:56:05 pm
Too hard. Would need massive amounts of dog corpses.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 19, 2015, 11:04:12 pm
Really you could just do that skit thang that I suggested... OR JUST ONE HUEG DOGE.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 20, 2015, 02:11:18 am
Fun fact, a friend of mine just texted me that a gay man hit on him today and it bothered him. I just said he should probably be happy with it, he was sexy enough for a guy to tell him. And by guy I mean someone his age, ya creep.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 20, 2015, 04:14:07 am
M͔̲͚͉͔͚͙̓̍̓̌͊̚i̡̯͉ͮ̋̑͂̔s̗͉̼ͥ̌̔͒t͏s̶ ̹̤̘̮̰̝̐̆̎̈̄ͤ͡ơ̼̘͚̓ͤ̓ͩ͑̉f͓̉͑̀ ͚͚͓ͮ̈́̍ͬdͥ͊r͗e̷̫͙̳̭͕̞̿ą̄ͭͩͤ̿͑m̶͈̼̤͕̞̰ͧ̆͗̒͛ͭ̚s̪ ̱̲̹͈̫̺͐d̦̥͎͇r̭̘̳̣̜̬ͨ̌̍̓ͯ̅ȉͬ̄̏ͪ̔̚p͈̯͚̮̰̖ ̘̰̝̘́a̺̮̻͔̳͂l̸̹̞̣̘̞̐ͧ̎̇ͦ̽̀o͇̜̱n͎̻ͦg̅̂̌ͩ̀҉ ̙̮̹̭t̔ͫ͂̈͜h͇͓̮̔͋͂̏͒ͨͯeͨ̌̎͒ͨͥͫ͏̱̝̺̦̬̬̦ ̧̦͔͎̯̏n͙͈̜̐͒͐ͫ̈̓ǎ̫͒͛ͪ́s̩̙̩̦̠͇̐̂̓̋̾ͤͦ͢c̠̹̹̑̔ͬͨ̓̓ͅė̯̭ͩ͒̓ͭͭ̽͜n̫̦͚̖̰̥̞̊͌ͮͦͪț̪̠̥ ̰̈͐ͫ͆ͯ̎̋e̦̹̪̩͓̠͞ͅc͖̹̝͚̝ͧ͆̔ͨ͝h͟o̦̪̺̟̤̝ͭ́ͤ͒̓̓̓ ̤ͤ̉̀͋ã͛̾n̗̯̎ͯ̒̓̏͂͜ď̼͙̣̭̤͒ͮ l̇ͯ͊o͙͙̞͔ͥ͒͗̔͝v͓̼͚͊͗e̥̒ͫ͝ ̗͑̒͐͑ͨͣ̀̚n̮̞̠͇̣̂̽͑͊́ŏ̘͔̲̞̙̻ͧͧ͊͌ ̩͉̞̲̥̠̽ͅm̶̭̬̣̲͚̾͒̈o̞͕̖̤̱̘̓r̶͉̱̈́̓ͦͥ̔̊ͧé̋̍̀.̃̎͌͌̐̆ͦ͏̫̭̙̮̞̖̜ ̨̩͍̹͉̝̐̎̀̋E̺ͩ̐ͤn̞̯̯̘̔̈́ͬ̈̌̊͜d̛̄ͥ̎ ̮̙̫͂͊ͩ̆ͅo͎̖͙̝̰͓̥ͣ̐͑̑ͮ͞f̧̱͎̲̼ ̷͉͔̥̀ͫ̃l͍̥ͤ̉͋i͓͍̖͓͊n͎͖͈̲̙̒ẹ̷̭̈́ͩ̀̅ͭ͒̀.̸ͥ͂ͧ̊






Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 20, 2015, 07:54:29 am
You know, I like my computer. I like using it for games and forums. Its one of the only things that keeps me same through sheer catharsis. So of course my mum just gave a 20 minute long rant about how I was using it too much and just cut me down to two hours on three days of the week. Because god forbid I sit in my room, never sneak out, never get involved in anything, ect ect. I guess I should take up knitting.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 20, 2015, 07:59:57 am
Oh ****, you better use those hours wisely and download a lot of ****.

Seriously though, that ****in' sucks

Edit: Fucking censor, I wonder what happens when I write Shiitake Mushrooms
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 20, 2015, 08:05:29 am
I guess I should take up knitting.
You should totally take up knitting :P

Take pics/vids and upload and post them during those precious few hours you have on your computer.  ;D
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 20, 2015, 08:11:40 am
This will probably last like a month, maybe two, until.she forgets/i figure out a way past it. Its happened before, and it will happen again. After I worm past it, she will figure it out in a month, set it again, ect until end of universe. Still going to be annoying as hell to deal with until then.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 20, 2015, 01:35:29 pm
http://techcrunch.com/2015/04/20/a-robot-that-bought-drugs-online-is-now-free-from-police-custody/

This is it, this is the beginning of the robot revolution, one minute their buying drugs online next they want to wipe out humanity.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 20, 2015, 07:04:13 pm
Sooo..... Does anyone want to talk about fetish P o r n o or something :-\
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Flame on April 20, 2015, 07:53:36 pm
Go to the porn topic, Periperv. It's there for a reason.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Hibou on April 20, 2015, 09:35:55 pm
Gee it sure is great doing all this HOMEWORK. SO MUCH FUN.

No seriously though my grades have taken a nose dive this grading cycle and I'm probably going to have to dedicate a lot more time to fixing that, which means I'm gonna slow down my posting a ton over here and other places. Priorities, man. I gots to get those straight A's. Anyhow, if anything literally fucking explodes you can still reach me in my usual places (Skype, IRC).

I'll be back up to full posting capacity sometime around the first week of June. Try not to burn the place down while I'm gone.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 20, 2015, 09:42:01 pm
Gee it sure is great doing all this HOMEWORK. SO MUCH FUN.

No seriously though my grades have taken a nose dive this grading cycle and I'm probably going to have to dedicate a lot more time to fixing that, which means I'm gonna slow down my posting a ton over here and other places. Priorities, man. I gots to get those straight A's. Anyhow, if anything literally ****ing explodes you can still reach me in my usual places (Skype, IRC).

I'll be back up to full posting capacity sometime around the first week of June. Try not to burn the place down while I'm gone.
awwww.. *puts down matches* if you say so. hope you get it nuked back up, and thats honestly a lot better than my study habits. i get out in 4 weeks though :P so im in the clear for this shit. just need to keep it stable.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 21, 2015, 12:22:11 am
Happy 4/20 day, everyone.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 21, 2015, 12:23:25 am
evidently people got citation at '4/20' events or something...that was an interesting news story totally worth my time...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 21, 2015, 01:34:17 am
If I could find pot and had money for it, I would probably smoke it. I hear its good to escape problems. Also, funny story. A friend of mine was participating in a town wide game of "Assassin" (you all had a target to take out with nerf guns) so, he goes to this chicks house to shoot her when she left for school, got impatient, looked in the window, AND SEES THE ENTIRE FAMILY PASSING AROUND A BONG. Including the 13 year old. WTF. He just ran off, didn't want anything to do with that.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 21, 2015, 03:04:46 am
Happy 4/20 day, everyone.

THERE IS NOT 20 MONTHS IN THE YEAR, I refuse to acknowledge the 'murican way of doing the date.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Stopsignal on April 21, 2015, 05:42:53 am
I just can't understand how fudged up is everything there with frugs. It looks like everyone smokes, damn. No thanks, at all.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 21, 2015, 09:25:48 am
Eh, I used to smoke a couple ounces of weed a week, never really had a problem with the stuff, obviously.
Don't smoke it anymore, can barely stand being around it, kicks my anxiety off really badly, but I must admit I do miss it and out of any drug I've done it's probably my favourite.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 21, 2015, 11:23:00 am
here's my stance on the whole drug thing
legalize it so you can regulate it. yeah there'd be taxes and stuff, but the gov could regulate it to help keep it safer. Other then that at least respect the no smoking signs in places, and don't drive after smoking euphorics.(it's an actual word, but fuck me dyslexia does not help spelling)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 21, 2015, 12:33:37 pm
Hahaa! I found a lmp page that is unblocked by the school proxy, I can finally look at the recent posts and reply while at school on the school computers! :D


If I could find pot and had money for it, I would probably smoke it. I hear it's good to escape problems.
Be careful with it though, if you do get it, Marijuana kills brain cells. It can also make you lethargic and can make you what I call "Weed Zombies" were all you would want to do is sit around, do nothing, and smoke pot all day for almost every day. Which is not good if you have a job or aspiring for some big career.

The drug does have a lot of medicinal properties though... if you are not faking it to just get the medical card just so you can smoke it for recreational reasons.


Anyways for 4/20 in Las Vegas a Weed Dispensary had a grand opening on 420 Sierra ave. (Pretty certain that was the road, all I know for sure was the number.)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 21, 2015, 04:19:10 pm
Hahaa! I found a lmp page that is unblocked by the school proxy, I can finally look at the recent posts and reply while at school on the school computers! :D


If I could find pot and had money for it, I would probably smoke it. I hear it's good to escape problems.
Be careful with it though, if you do get it, Marijuana kills brain cells. It can also make you lethargic and can make you what I call "Weed Zombies" were all you would want to do is sit around, do nothing, and smoke pot all day for almost every day. Which is not good if you have a job or aspiring for some big career.

The drug does have a lot of medicinal properties though... if you are not faking it to just get the medical card just so you can smoke it for recreational reasons.


Anyways for 4/20 in Las Vegas a Weed Dispensary had a grand opening on 420 Sierra ave. (Pretty certain that was the road, all I know for sure was the number.)
it was a weird joke. I'm actually in a bit of a weed hotspot. Loadsa drugs around here.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 21, 2015, 07:15:03 pm
Yeh this is me basically

Quote from: Tumblr Quote
When you RP with people and their posts are like Frigging Shakespeare and yours are basically I CAN COUNT TO POTATO
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 21, 2015, 11:01:22 pm
Yeh this is me basically

Quote from: Tumblr Quote
When you RP with people and their posts are like Frigging Shakespeare and yours are basically I CAN COUNT TO POTATO
Me too. I'm better at actual tabletop games though, actually been kicked out of two separate Skype games for resolving an adventure within a few minutes. My plans work in DND. First time I cast a grease spell, the villain rolled a one, tripped on his vorpal blade, and we were supposed to run butwe bet him to death. Second time we were high leveled, villain was a god. Prepared petrification, teleport and the armor raising spell. Tackled the villain we were supposed to flee from, turned him to stone (Failed his save), and teleported him into the godly realm. The good gods made us demigods, game over, roll new sheets.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 22, 2015, 03:17:34 am
(http://i.imgur.com/9SkcD8P.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 22, 2015, 04:39:53 pm
So out here in Sandy Valley it is getting crazy. The wind has picked up and is making a dust storm. Large amount of clouds rolling above, making it from clear skies to overcast. There is dust blowing up, it makes it look like fog in the distance but it's just dust blowing up in the wind. So much dust blowing on to my face. Weather forecast only said light rain, but it looks like a real storm brewing in this desert.



Anyways, did you know that since Sandy Valley is on the border of Nevada and California, that some people living here are legal citizens of California but with a PO box in Nevada, It's really weird.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 23, 2015, 12:31:31 am
tfw when the only other people on are two of the moderation staff...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 23, 2015, 02:14:26 am
tfw when the only other people on are two of the moderation staff...
Probably posting on their secret board too...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 23, 2015, 06:51:15 am
We're always posting on the secret board, talking about who we should ban for no reason.
Just to be safe, yes I am completely joking
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 23, 2015, 12:55:33 pm
tfw when the only other people on are two of the moderation staff...
Probably posting on their secret board too...
To be fair the secret board has no threads blocked on my schools proxy., unlike general discussion were it's very scarce to find one that isn't blocked.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Flame on April 23, 2015, 04:25:13 pm
Huh. A proxy so specific it blocks individual threads on a forum. My school's proxy lets the whole forum through, same as the Cataclysm forums. Not the Bay12 forums though, which sucks.

Utterly Mad is probably so unknown that the proxy site doesn't know about it.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 23, 2015, 05:16:03 pm
Hey look what I found

☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 23, 2015, 05:22:55 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/TZsXNkY.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 23, 2015, 08:14:30 pm
tfw when you realize there's more then two people in a PM convo after you've sent a reply to someone thinking they accidently sent a PM to the wrong person...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 23, 2015, 09:53:48 pm
To anyone that today's their burfday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfBedq20vHU
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 26, 2015, 04:47:08 am
Quote
0 Guests, 1 User (0 Buddies)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/11/article-2246342-16755494000005DC-732_634x388.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Mrnocamera on April 26, 2015, 07:04:19 am
Quote
0 Guests, 1 User (0 Buddies)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/11/article-2246342-16755494000005DC-732_634x388.jpg)
Hey, I'm always here.
I'm just not constantly refreshing.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 26, 2015, 05:03:30 pm
What.

Quote
19 Guests, 3 Users (2 Buddies)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Hibou on April 26, 2015, 05:31:24 pm
Looks like we have some ghosts in the machine. Someone call the Ghostbusters.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 26, 2015, 05:41:28 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/XJrcsoY.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 27, 2015, 12:46:40 am
One of my friends, a straight ass Christian, keeps sending me Pics of PePe. I responded by sending him gay furry pron. That's what he gets for sending me 80 PePe's in one night.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 27, 2015, 12:52:55 am
God dammit Peri.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 27, 2015, 12:55:37 am
God dammit Peri.
HE IS STILL SENDING PEPE'S. HE JUST WONT STOP. TIME TO INITIATE STAGE POKEPORN
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 27, 2015, 01:04:41 am
He just sent PePe pr0n. The lines have been drawn.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Siege-Loli on April 27, 2015, 01:09:00 am
Begin the FUTA PORN!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 27, 2015, 01:17:05 am
Begin the FUTA ****!
He had no reaction to the gay griffin orgy, I think his mind is a Percy steel trap.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on April 27, 2015, 09:31:29 am
Send him everything from The Book of Utterly Mad
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 27, 2015, 09:56:53 am
(http://i.imgur.com/js3WXT4.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 29, 2015, 12:29:36 am
Well the banner ads are up but their actually not to annoying. As far as cussing we're doing fine with workarounds so I don't see a need to go for that No Add thing or whatever it was called.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on April 29, 2015, 12:36:30 am
Well the banner ads are up but their actually not to annoying. As far as cussing we're doing fine with workarounds so I don't see a need to go for that No Add thing or whatever it was called.
Lorknis said he was on it. I don't mind the ads at all (Re: I have adblock), but I need to swear or my face is going to melt off.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on April 29, 2015, 09:05:17 am
is the fucking censor fuck shit that fucks with our fucking speech gone?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 29, 2015, 11:00:31 am
**** ********* *******! ** ***** *******?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 29, 2015, 11:06:15 am
**** ********* *******! ** ***** *******?

Fuck you, you fucking faggot pussy.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 29, 2015, 12:12:54 pm
**** ********* *******! ** ***** *******?

**** you, you ****ing **** ****.
****** you, you *** **** ******. I **** you, your so ******* ****** ****!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: guest48 on April 29, 2015, 12:14:37 pm
So apparently my account got deleted.   If it turns out to be someone IRL I swear to god.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on April 29, 2015, 12:18:42 pm
So apparently my account got deleted.   If it turns out to be someone IRL I swear to god.
It was the Illumi-naughty.

Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 29, 2015, 01:18:38 pm
So apparently my account got deleted.   If it turns out to be someone IRL I swear to god.
(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/It-Was-Me-Jim-Carrey-Liar-Liar.gif)


*Disclaimer: Not actually me! I just wanted to post that gif
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Stopsignal on April 29, 2015, 06:11:04 pm
Ads.

Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Hibou on April 29, 2015, 06:12:05 pm
(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/It-Was-Me-Jim-Carrey-Liar-Liar.gif)


*Disclaimer: Not actually me! I just wanted to post that gif
Heh, I remember Liar Liar. Surprisingly funny for a family movie.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 29, 2015, 11:47:45 pm
G'night guys got a test tomorrow for collage.

If you live in 'murica
(http://m.quickmeme.com/img/e5/e5acbed617439178cd9b30e131eacc31962bb40e26228c370add36e79e8ca268.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on April 30, 2015, 12:05:56 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/rFYBRD5.jpg)
Frakking toasters!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 30, 2015, 04:35:51 pm
Holy crap, do any of you guys know what trusty_patches did?! HE F*CKING DEFENDED US! And The Almighty Granola Bar made a rude remark, Again.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Hibou on April 30, 2015, 04:43:05 pm
D-d-d-dang, son. That's something. Do you have a link?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 30, 2015, 04:52:12 pm
Not exactly defending, but he called out the mods for being hypocritical arses.

Somewhere here (http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=9124.msg227460)

Also litpunk stopped being in denial. He knows that they are being arses.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 30, 2015, 05:02:30 pm
It's been a while since he posted that. let's not get back into that though. Summing it up Mods turned hypocrits and held the community to a higher standard then their creation.


Also for people wondering why the f.uck I misspell a lot I have dyslexia, not saying that's all that causes it, but it contributes to all the messing up I do in spelling.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 30, 2015, 05:06:35 pm
What, I didn't notice that. Wow
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on May 01, 2015, 02:35:37 am
I just made the assumption that English probably wasn't your first or most practiced language honestly.
Only because I remember either you, or someone who writes very similarly to you, stating that Russian or German, I don't quite remember, was their first language.

On an interesting note, I don't pay that much attention to peoples forum names when I'm looking through threads, I tend to work out who it is by the way they've written things and whenever someone new turns up it throws me off a bit because there's suddenly this post that I totally can't recognise until I realise it's not someone I'm familiar with. I'm not sure if anyone else does this while they're on the forums, just learns peoples writing styles instead of their names.

Also, the whole Cata thing. I don't want to be rude about it but everyone involved really needs to shut the fuck up about it. They have their way of running things, some of us may not agree with it but we have this place instead, anyone on their forum who disagrees with it either learns to accept it or stops using their forum, simple as. Both sides were occasionally unnecessarily rude to eachother, remember, both sides. The entire thing is so fucking pointless now and I'm sick of hearing about it.
By this point I wouldn't even raise an issue if they made discussion of the topic a tempbannable offense, permaban if you continue afterwards because the entire discussion is not something you want happening on your forum in the way it is happening and it's almost purely at the level of nothing but trolling now.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on May 01, 2015, 05:43:24 am
About the Old Forum, I thought we had already put it behind us. Stop digging up the horses corpse for a new round of beatings.
--------

On a completely different unrelated  topic entirely:

Why do companies that offer broadband packages tend to have X cost for the first 6 months and then after words it's like 3 times the price? Oh and it's always a minimum of a year contract, so you can't just surf companies for cheap broadband every 6 months.
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I am also going to be largely without internet for the next 2 weeks.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Flame on May 01, 2015, 07:27:27 am
sig'd
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 01, 2015, 10:16:53 am
About the Old Forum, I thought we had already put it behind us. Stop digging up the horses corpse for a new round of beatings.

What horse? I thought it was just a quivering pile of meat jelly that we just leave on Lurker's doorstep, because we were too lazy to bury it.

Also about Cataclysm, after having regrets, sadness, and all that other human sh!t you do when you feel like you made a bad decision has passed a while back. I don't regret what I said or did, I personally think that our "gang" was open and accepting to all flavors even if we didn't seem like it. Mods made mistakes, we made mistakes, we're both human beings with lives of our own and thoughts of our own. Both sides turned into war of the words, an agreement couldn't be reached, we made a new place that ironically has swear filters.

I've dealt with the hand that's been given, repaired my really really broken ego, and started some ~~projects~~ new games to help fill the time ~~while I think about writing my stories or finally getting some coding done~~, while I figure out what new thing I don't want to do.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 01, 2015, 12:11:27 pm
*Hits everyone with a shovel and then buries the horses corpse*
Enough about that alright.

Anyway couple of guys were goofing around with a knife at my college, it went flying and hit my leg but thankfully I didn't get cut. it was one of those weird curved knives, I have no idea what their called.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on May 01, 2015, 12:38:19 pm
*Hits everyone with a shovel and then buries the horses corpse*
Enough about that alright.

Anyway couple of guys were goofing around with a knife at my college, it went flying and hit my leg but thankfully I didn't get cut. it was one of those weird curved knives, I have no idea what their called.
A karambit? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karambit)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 01, 2015, 12:42:08 pm
Not quite as cured as that and it folded back into the handle. It's the second one I've seen on my campus, though the first one was because we need to bring a pocket knife to class and a classmate brought his.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on May 01, 2015, 03:37:35 pm
Lork said he was dealing with the swear filter. if he doesnt get on it we will be opening donations soon.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 01, 2015, 07:22:33 pm
Just letting you know me and other school members got to go on stage and sing with foreigner.
Channel 8 did a story on it.

http://www.8newsnow.com/story/28951439/cool-at-school-sandy-valley-students-sing-with-foreigner (http://www.8newsnow.com/story/28951439/cool-at-school-sandy-valley-students-sing-with-foreigner)
I even got a small interview with bits of it in the story. If you read the transcript I am Dalton Burlingame, see if you can find my face.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on May 01, 2015, 07:33:17 pm
Just letting you know me and other school members got to go on stage and sing with foreigner.
Channel 8 did a story on it.

http://www.8newsnow.com/story/28951439/cool-at-school-sandy-valley-students-sing-with-foreigner (http://www.8newsnow.com/story/28951439/cool-at-school-sandy-valley-students-sing-with-foreigner)
I even got a small interview with bits of it in the story. If you read the transcript I am Dalton Burlingame, see if you can find my face.
Neato. looking at it now.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on May 02, 2015, 11:20:52 pm
weird curved knives
They have curved knives, curved knives

Also it probably was a karambit, they have various styles of blades, some without much curvature at all, and quite a few of them are folding knives. Although various styles of skinning knives have curved blades too.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 03, 2015, 12:38:04 am
I cannot condone what the f*ckery Kill La Kill is.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on May 03, 2015, 07:00:38 am
****ING **** WE NEED TO ****ING GET RID OF THIS ****ING PIECE OF ****ING **** OH MY ****ING GOD LIKE ARE YOU ****ING SERIOUS WE CANT EVEN ****ING SWEAR. WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS **** IS THE MOST RETARDED MOTHER****ER THAT EVER EXISTED. ****.
Yep, it still exists. :(
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on May 03, 2015, 02:37:37 pm
****ING **** WE NEED TO ****ING GET RID OF THIS ****ING PIECE OF ****ING **** OH MY ****ING GOD LIKE ARE YOU ****ING SERIOUS WE CANT EVEN ****ING SWEAR. WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS **** IS THE MOST RETARDED MOTHER****ER THAT EVER EXISTED. ****.
Yep, it still exists. :(
The fee or whatever we have to pay per month hasn't been payed, so we have no control over the censoring.

Someone should probably get on that.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 03, 2015, 08:48:12 pm
Holy hell there is advertisements, and they are bypassing my adblock!

So far it seems like I am the one winning LMP. ༼༼;; ;°;ਊ°;༽
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on May 03, 2015, 11:00:10 pm
Sorry, been playing too much MechWarrior to post too much. I've beat two of the games in one week (MW2 MERCS and MW4 MERCS) and need more mech games, so I am going to play every mechwarrior game and every other mech game I can.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 03, 2015, 11:01:45 pm
...I have just seen the best thing ever....
(http://s.quickmeme.com/img/64/64274399d5069331b9895c8bce5251fd636591725ce95f187a74c753c3a42380.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on May 04, 2015, 12:33:41 am
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Fritzl
my god, how can a human be this aweful.
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Post by: Six on May 04, 2015, 12:53:23 am
Is Josef Fritzel a new thing to you 'Muricans?
He was horrible enough that I thought he would've made fairly big news even in America, we still talk about him in Britain today.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on May 04, 2015, 01:40:33 am
Is Josef Fritzel a new thing to you 'Muricans?
He was horrible enough that I thought he would've made fairly big news even in America, we still talk about him in Britain today.
I just found out about this today. I'm a bit out of the loop newswise.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on May 04, 2015, 03:24:18 am
So apparently I have 4 EU keys for Blizzards Heroes of the Storm Closed Beta, if anyone is interested?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 04, 2015, 06:19:08 pm
Guys if you haven't already I recommend checking out http://www.moondrawings.org/ (http://www.moondrawings.org/) You contribute a drawing (Very limited and has to be one line) and it along with 9999 other drawings will be incorporated into the endcap of the Moon Arts Ark which is going to the Moon on board the Andy rover. The coolest part? "If circumstances allow, one or more of the Moon Drawings will be traced into the Moon's soil by the tracks of the Rover."

What I did was draw I Love Mom in my best cursive with a mouse. I spent nearly an hour on it, but I thought my Mom would love it. http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/zl2t8le (http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/zl2t8le)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on May 04, 2015, 06:41:17 pm
Guys if you haven't already I recommend checking out http://www.moondrawings.org/ (http://www.moondrawings.org/) You contribute a drawing (Very limited and has to be one line) and it along with 9999 other drawings will be incorporated into the endcap of the Moon Arts Ark which is going to the Moon on board the Andy rover. The coolest part? "If circumstances allow, one or more of the Moon Drawings will be traced into the Moon's soil by the tracks of the Rover."

What I did was draw I Love Mom in my best cursive with a mouse. I spent nearly an hour on it, but I thought my Mom would love it. http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/zl2t8le (http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/zl2t8le)
I will try to write "All hail Satan" and my name in one line, using cursive.

EDIT: Except the limits are too strict. :(
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Post by: Rhodri on May 04, 2015, 06:58:58 pm
http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/n9uj40wz

I decided to do a crude depiction of an ant.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 04, 2015, 08:00:10 pm
http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/n9uj40wz

I decided to do a crude depiction of an ant.
not a crude mantis?

I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS THE TRUE RHODRI
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on May 04, 2015, 08:11:42 pm
http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/n9uj40wz

I decided to do a crude depiction of an ant.
not a crude mantis?

I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS THE TRUE RHODRI
The ant was difficult enough to draw even that crudely. A mantis would be undrawable with the strict limits and my nonexistent artistic ability.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 04, 2015, 08:15:45 pm
Uhm bubba!

You must be the best son(?) In the world. That's sweet as fůck.
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Post by: Hibou on May 04, 2015, 08:18:58 pm
http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/zyzrjxbo

ILLUMOONATI CONFIRMED
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 04, 2015, 08:22:53 pm
http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/n9uj40wz

I decided to do a crude depiction of an ant.
not a crude mantis?

I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS THE TRUE RHODRI
The ant was difficult enough to draw even that crudely. A mantis would be undrawable with the strict limits and my nonexistent artistic ability.
Yeah it was hard to write I Love Mom in one cursive line too. Took me almost an hour to do so, shrinking it a lot.

Maybe I should have just kept it as I Love Mon as that was literally 5 of my tries.  :P


Uhm bubba!

You must be the best son(?) In the world. That's sweet as fůck.
Welp last time I checked I was a male.  :P

Seriously though I am going to show her it on Mother's Day with a homemade card. She loves when I make a hand drawn card for her.  :D
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Post by: Hibou on May 04, 2015, 08:24:04 pm
That's one of the sweetest things you can do for a mom, Bubba. Kudos.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on May 04, 2015, 08:28:41 pm
i drew a cat face.

http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/dgtugiil

this is my contribution to the aliens.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 04, 2015, 08:34:46 pm
Great drawings have been made that are going to the Moon, that may even be drawn onto the surface of the Moon. Things like
http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/xlddn8v6
http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/kmn6jq31
http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/ypasiph8

and...
Holy hell how did someone manage to do this?
http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/ylom9m9

Damn tablet gurus.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on May 05, 2015, 07:14:14 am
http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/bvsunkge

I used a (crappy) touchpad to draw my name (caconym), it's god awful.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 05, 2015, 08:35:35 am
http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/qviprhj (http://www.moondrawings.org/drawing/qviprhj)
Man how do people manage to do this stuff.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Stopsignal on May 05, 2015, 02:09:50 pm
I'm pretty sure they use machines of some kind, or bots. Dang cheaters.

Made a drawing too, that thing is fun.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on May 05, 2015, 07:01:27 pm
So a little while ago there was a conversation about how GoG might be able to compete with Steam if they had a client app, think it was in the paying for mods thread.

Well as it happens, GoG Galaxy now exists, their completely optional client app, and it looks reasonably well laid out and functional too, so if you haven't tried out GoG yet then now might be a wonderful time to.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 05, 2015, 07:05:22 pm
...why did I look at the Abyss section....I regret that endeavor entirely....
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Forrest on May 05, 2015, 07:06:04 pm
Not a fan of a whole lotta things that have gone on since I was out :/
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 05, 2015, 07:08:08 pm
...such as?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Forrest on May 05, 2015, 07:09:46 pm
Most of the Abyss. And all this Pr0n. Irks me, personally, and I think it gives a negative impression to newcomers.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 05, 2015, 07:29:51 pm
But, most of it's in the Abyss.
But yeah, might be negetive towards new doodes or dudettes
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 05, 2015, 07:39:53 pm
I don't like the pron either but with some of the people in charge it was inevitable, though I wish they would move it all to the Abyss.

yeah it might give a bad impression to some new comers, but in my opinion that's fine. this place is about having fun and chilling out, so IMO so long as pron is kept in the Abyss then it's fine, since that's what that area is for.
I don't know, just my opinion, but I'd rather have people come here who can accept the people that are already here.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on May 05, 2015, 08:14:23 pm
I don't like the pron either but with some of the people in charge it was inevitable, though I wish they would move it all to the Abyss.

yeah it might give a bad impression to some new comers, but in my opinion that's fine. this place is about having fun and chilling out, so IMO so long as pron is kept in the Abyss then it's fine, since that's what that area is for.
I don't know, just my opinion, but I'd rather have people come here who can accept the people that are already here.
I will shift the PR0N thread into the Abyss.

EDIT: yeah, with me and Lork in charge its a wonder this isnt only a pr0n forum....
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 05, 2015, 10:17:54 pm
Just finished marathoning BoJack Horseman, I thought it'd be funny, I just got feelings and human emotions with a layer of 'real' drama that made me feel human things that make me slightly depressed.

I am a fan of Todd and Mr. Peanutbutter though.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 06, 2015, 12:29:48 pm
I'm pretty sure they use machines of some kind, or bots. Dang cheaters.

Made a drawing too, that thing is fun.
I can do multiple ones because school computers. :D
That's if I know what to draw.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on May 07, 2015, 09:42:07 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VxENUGq.jpg)
Alright, who is getting us Spanish language ads?
EDIT: Also, got a funny story. A friend of mine has the last name Pyle. Me and another friend recently watch Full Metal Jacket. We have been quoting some of the less mean lines around him constantly. He is confused.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 07, 2015, 09:58:52 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VxENUGq.jpg)
Alright, who is getting us Spanish language ads?
EDIT: Also, got a funny story. A friend of mine has the last name Pyle. Me and another friend recently watch Full Metal Jacket. We have been quoting some of the less mean lines around him constantly. He is confused.

Well it could be StopSignal or me. StopSignal actually speaks spanish, and I'm learning spanish.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Hibou on May 07, 2015, 10:41:50 pm
C'est n'est pas moi. Je peut parler francais, pas espagnol. That and I don't think anybody's actually speaking Spanish on this forum, so it might just be the RNG messing with you.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Flame on May 08, 2015, 07:22:20 am
nein, sprich deutsch
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 09, 2015, 11:15:20 pm
When ever I watch something that's suppose to be funny and I don't laugh AT ALL.


(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly7vnyJ4na1qa8xb8.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on May 10, 2015, 01:41:35 am
When ever I watch something that's suppose to be funny and I don't laugh AT ALL.


(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly7vnyJ4na1qa8xb8.gif)

I CAN FIX THIS

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/925/272/f9e.gif&v=8ZcmTl_1ER8

FREDDY JAZZBEAR
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 10, 2015, 02:26:52 am
(http://media.giphy.com/media/ekkoFrBIIZOFO/giphy.gif)

God dammit. God f*cking dammit. You f*cking did it.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on May 10, 2015, 02:33:06 am
(http://media.giphy.com/media/ekkoFrBIIZOFO/giphy.gif)

God dammit. God f*cking dammit. You f*cking did it.
I can do even better

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bYpKrA233vY
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 10, 2015, 02:36:32 am
Balloon b!tch got what he deserved.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Stopsignal on May 10, 2015, 05:43:11 pm
(http://img.ngfiles.com/misc/fp_featuretemp/uploads/0/86.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on May 10, 2015, 05:46:28 pm
Captain Tardigrade is fuckin cool man.
It's a shame he looks like an anus with teeth.

Tardigrades in general are fuckin cool though.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on May 10, 2015, 10:10:46 pm
(http://img.ngfiles.com/misc/fp_featuretemp/uploads/0/86.jpg)
What would've came to be if that DIVOM roleplay didn't die.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on May 10, 2015, 10:12:27 pm
(http://img.ngfiles.com/misc/fp_featuretemp/uploads/0/86.jpg)
What would've came to be if that DIVOM roleplay didn't die.
I've got the next one in the works. Consider this a formal announcement. Gimme a week at most, 3 hours at least
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on May 10, 2015, 10:38:53 pm
Fuck, I finished my Dr. Pepper.
Why live.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on May 10, 2015, 10:41:23 pm
****, I finished my Dr. Pepper.
Why live.
Because you can buy more to fuel your Dr. Pepper addiction.

What do you call people who are obsessed with Dr. Pepper? Pepperheads.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on May 10, 2015, 10:58:23 pm
****, I finished my Dr. Pepper.
Why live.
Because you can buy more to fuel your Dr. Pepper addiction.
IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE RHODRI, YOU CAN'T JU-
oh i have more in the fridge
okay cool
back to monster hunter
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 10, 2015, 10:58:49 pm
*Looks to pile of empty 24 can pack.*
Uh. I CAN STOP WHEN EVER I WANT.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 11, 2015, 11:53:33 am
****, I finished my Dr. Pepper.
Why live.
Because you can buy more to fuel your Dr. Pepper addiction.
IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE RHODRI, YOU CAN'T JU-
oh i have more in the fridge
okay cool
back to monster hunter

Once you hit the pepper you can't stop, your teeth will corrode, your hair will lose its sheen, your skin will be blemished as the delicious chemicals seep their way into your blood. Speaking of blood, it'll become Dr. Pepper, your heart will pump Dr. Pepper, all your liquids will be Dr. Pepper and its variants.

You'll look like a meth addict once the Pepper isn't enough, you'll move onto Mtn Dew for the next fizzy high.

PEPPER. NOT. EVEN. ONCE.

You you like to be a pepper too?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 11, 2015, 12:15:01 pm
Pft casuals, Dr. K is the true generic Dr. soda brand.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: guest48 on May 11, 2015, 12:41:08 pm
B-but Rockstar-chan.
My 253 milligrams of caffeine.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on May 11, 2015, 02:07:43 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/M5JlyCP.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on May 11, 2015, 06:32:14 pm
B-but Rockstar-chan.
My 253 milligrams of caffeine.
caffeine is for chumps
stay awake through sheer willpower
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on May 11, 2015, 07:08:22 pm
Alright so I don't know if anywhere outside Britain has Lucozade but goddam a few of the flavours are real ****in good, just the problem is that you have to switch through the flavours otherwise they begin to taste too generic.
Rockstar is also ****in great, the Sour Apple is like my favourite.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 11, 2015, 08:32:44 pm
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g

I dispise energy drinks with every fibre of my being.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Perigrin on May 11, 2015, 08:36:02 pm
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g

I dispise energy drinks with every fibre of my being.
Im with ya bro. mostly because i have such a slow metabolism i dont even get a rush from it. and it tastes like cheetah sweat.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Forrest on May 11, 2015, 08:36:35 pm
B-but Rockstar-chan.
My 253 milligrams of caffeine.
caffeine is for chumps
stay awake through sheer willpower
Or through sheer insomnia, of course.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on May 12, 2015, 01:13:02 am
I dispise energy drinks with every fibre of my being.
Im with ya bro. mostly because i have such a slow metabolism i dont even get a rush from it. and it tastes like cheetah sweat.
Super fast metabolisms are awful though, trust me.
You're fucking blessed with your slow metabolism, honestly.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 12, 2015, 02:47:12 am
Trying to get an A+ on Death Wish in Hotline Miami 2. I can play every character, I beat withdrawal with an A+ using the Dallas mask, but when it comes to any fan level I start fucking up big time.

Its not that Death Wish is bad, its just really fucking hard all things considering. I'll play other levels for practice and to get the "Hotline Miami violent twitch reflexes" warmed up. But nope, I get fucked either way.

Also how in the holy name of shit do you use Corey? I know you roll to dodge bullets, but is it a RNG thing? I'll go to roll (I know to hold down space bar for longer rolls) and still get turned into Zebra Cheese.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 12, 2015, 09:37:58 am
I saw Death Wish and immediately thought of Payday 2...
Anyway: good luck man, glad you're enjoying Hotline miami 2. I heard there were some departures that really didn't settle well with fans.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on May 12, 2015, 10:54:42 am
Has anyone ever tasted colors before, like your eating something and suddenly think "this tastes like [colour]".
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on May 12, 2015, 11:04:20 am
Oh my god yes, I do it frequently with smells too.
I had a deodorant that smelt like the colour blue.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 12, 2015, 11:09:45 am
colour...color...I have no idea what the difference is.
Anyway, yeah I've run into that occasionally.

Also: I now have an avatar after some google searching.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 12, 2015, 11:11:14 am
What the fūck, why is everyone Terezi. I CANT SMELL COLORS WHAT THE HELL!?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on May 12, 2015, 11:14:57 am
colour...color...I have no idea what the difference is.

One is the correct way to spell it the other is American.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 12, 2015, 11:16:08 am
okay, but my spellcheck says color is correct....but yeah American English removed the 'U' in a lot of words(IE colour, honour, and such).
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Caconym on May 12, 2015, 11:19:04 am
American English removed the 'U' in a lot of words(IE colour, honour, and sch).
FTFY!
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Six on May 12, 2015, 11:52:41 am
I have a friend who's a music producer who does the exact same thing with sounds, certain sounds will be certain shades of different colours and then I think he sort of pieces together music from colours that match together or something, he never explained it a lot.

I didn't think smelling colour was that odd, the same friend who hears colours also thought my deodorant smelled like blue. Most bad things smell like yellow to me, which happens to be a colour I can't stand.
From what I know it's actually quite common for humans to associate information gained through the senses with specific colours, not quite sure why but I think it's just one of the ways we figure things out, we add in a sense, in my case vision to support the other one, smell in my case
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 12, 2015, 02:28:44 pm
I somewhat associate some colours with smell like red with spicy.

I am American but I prefer to use British spelling of some words as it make sense.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 12, 2015, 09:34:13 pm
tfw you find a song you used to listen to years ago and realize now that it's about getting high...
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Rhodri on May 12, 2015, 09:49:50 pm
tfw you find a song you used to listen to years ago and realize now that it's about getting high...
What song?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on May 12, 2015, 09:52:31 pm
tfw you find a song you used to listen to years ago and realize now that it's about getting high...
I'm half hoping it was something like WE LIKE TO GET HIIIIGH, WE LIKE TO SMOKE WEEEEED.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 12, 2015, 09:57:29 pm
tfw you find a song you used to listen to years ago and realize now that it's about getting high...
I'm half hoping it was something like WE LIKE TO GET HIIIIGH, WE LIKE TO SMOKE WEEEEED.
It wasn't Young, Wild, And Free. though I've been listening to that. The song I'm talking about was Nelly's Ride wit me. I used to listen to it a lot, and recently decided to re listen to it, plenty of drug reference, and he even says 'get high with me' in the song at one point....I have no idea why I didn't get it was about getting high, but I just didn't figure that out.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 13, 2015, 11:16:20 am
Awwwww I was hoping you were going to say the song Then I Got High by Afroman. :P
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 13, 2015, 10:16:54 pm
...a guest is printing the IC to fire and gallows....
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 13, 2015, 10:24:48 pm
...a guest is printing the IC to fire and gallows....


That guest has been printing out a ton of Rec Room stuff actually.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 13, 2015, 10:29:05 pm
...hey so long as I don't go somewhere, find Fire and Gallows, and not have at least recieved credit for coming up with it, I'm fine with whatever.
EDIT: I mean, if it's essentially just what I came up with that is.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 14, 2015, 12:05:33 am
...a guest is printing the IC to fire and gallows....
What?
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 14, 2015, 12:08:39 am
An old RP of mine that failed due ot lack of posting. Someone was printing it.
Title: Re: Actual Last Man Posting (All the fools of April, gather 'round.)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 14, 2015, 12:52:32 am
An old RP of mine that failed due ot lack of posting. Someone was printing it.
How do you know someone is printing your work, or am I thinking of a different kind of printing?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 14, 2015, 12:54:41 am
Cipot a gnitnirp si sgniht esoht fo eno. Gniod era elpoep tahw uoy llet lliw gniht 'Enilno soh'w' eht.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 14, 2015, 01:04:49 am
Cipot a gnitnirp si sgniht esoht fo eno. Gniod era elpoep tahw uoy llet lliw gniht 'Enilno soh'w' eht.
Taht wonk tndi'd I ho
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 14, 2015, 01:25:41 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pqKiOZdI40
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 14, 2015, 04:54:16 am
 ˙ǝɯoɔ oʇ sƃuᴉɥʇ ɟo uƃᴉs ɐ sᴉ ʇI ˙uɹoqǝɹ ǝɹɐ ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ ƃuᴉuoɯɯns uᴉ sᴉ ʇI ˙pǝǝɹƃ ɟo ǝɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ uᴉ sǝʌᴉl lnɟɹǝʍod pɐǝl oʇ ʍoɥ uɹɐǝl ʇsnɯ ǝM

˙spuǝ ɹǝʌǝu ɥʇɐd sᴉɥ┴ ˙uǝǝs ɹǝʌǝu sɐɥ ʇǝuɐld ǝɥʇ ɥɔᴉɥʍ ɟo sǝʞᴉl ǝɥʇ ʇɥƃᴉsuᴉ ɟo ƃuᴉuᴉɟǝpǝɹ ɐ ǝq llᴉʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ uooS ˙ǝpᴉʍplɹoʍ ƃuᴉuǝddɐɥ ʍou sᴉ ʇuǝɯllᴉɟlnɟ ɟo ʍolɟ ǝɥ┴

 ˙pǝpnlɔxǝ uǝǝq sɐɥ ɹǝpuoʍ ǝɹǝɥʍ dɐƃ ǝɥʇ uᴉ uɹoq sᴉ ƃuᴉɹǝɟɟnS   

˙ƃuᴉlɐǝɥ ɟo sᴉsǝɥʇᴉʇuɐ ǝɥʇ sᴉ ǝɹᴉsǝp ˙ʇsǝnb uoᴉsᴉʌ ɹnoʎ ɟo ǝɹnʇɐu ǝɥʇ ǝʇɐuᴉɯɹǝʇxǝ ʇᴉ ʇǝl ʇou op ˙ʇᴉ ƃuᴉzᴉlɐǝɹ ʇnoɥʇᴉʍ ǝƃɐpuoq ʎq pǝlnɹ ǝq ʎɐɯ no⅄ ˙ƃuᴉuɹɐǝʎ ɥʇᴉʍ ǝʌᴉl oʇ pɹoɟɟɐ ɹǝƃuol ou uɐɔ ǝM

˙uᴉƃǝq oʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ ʍouʞ oʇ ʇlnɔᴉɟɟᴉp ǝq uɐɔ ʇI æʇᴉ ɹɐǝɥ noʎ uɐƆ ˙suoᴉssᴉɯsuɐɹʇ ɐᴉʌ noʎ oʇ ƃuᴉllɐɔ sᴉ xᴉɹʇɐɯ ɯnʇuɐnb ǝɥ┴ æǝɹǝɥdsoʇɐɹʇs ɔᴉlǝƃuɐ sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐƃᴉʌɐu noʎ plnoɥs ʍoH

˙ssǝusnoᴉɔsuoɔ ʇuǝᴉɔuɐ-ɹǝdʎɥ ɟo ƃuᴉsuǝpuoɔ ɐ oʇ pǝl ǝʌɐɥ sɹǝƃuǝssǝɯ ɹǝɥʇo ɥʇᴉʍ suoᴉʇɐsɹǝʌuoɔ ɹnO ˙ƃuᴉuɹɐǝʎ puɐ ʎʇᴉlɐᴉʇuǝʇod ɟo spɐoɹssoɹɔ ɐ ʇɐ ǝɹɐ ǝM ˙sǝlɔᴉʇɹɐd ʇuǝᴉʇuǝs-ɐɹʇln ɐᴉʌ ǝɹǝɥdsoʇɐɹʇs ǝɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ ƃuᴉʇɔɐɹǝʇuᴉ uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ suɐɯnɥ 'ʎɹoʇsᴉɥ ʇnoɥƃnoɹɥ┴

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Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on May 14, 2015, 04:58:01 am
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Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 14, 2015, 01:14:33 pm
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Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 14, 2015, 01:45:15 pm
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Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 14, 2015, 04:30:25 pm
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Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 14, 2015, 04:51:05 pm

˙͉͖͈͇p̠͉̠̲̹l̢̪̬̗̥̮̦o̫͉̗͇ɥ͡ǝ̩̪̤̺͈̮̠͠q͇͖͚̰̜͚ ̞̲̜̳̱̫̻͞ʇ͚ɐ̹͖̕ͅͅǝ̞͟ͅɯ̦͘ ͅụ͇̠̭͈́o̯̼͕͠d̺͖̦̳̜̬̘n҉̼̻̗̬ ͏̱̯̠̪̙̰̮l̹̖̙͕̀ʍ͡o͚̩̩̬͖̹̳ɟ̧͕̬͎͖̙̫̖ ̹̟͕ʎɐ̻̦̻̣̮͎̪p̵̗͔͙̣͖ ̶s̝̤̘̣ʎ̤̼ɐ̛͕̤͙͖͕͚p͖̻̜͜ ̨̠̩ʇ̡ɐ̻̠̬̠ǝ̥̟ɯ̙̥̹̼ ̫̺̖͝ɥ͙s̀ᴉ̞̹̣Ⅎ̬̰̣̘͓̫̙͠ ̶̮͈˙͏͙̥̼͔͎͇̱ʎ̰̼͎̥̪̤͞ɹ̖͇̖̹ǝ͓̥̩͔͖̱͎͡ʌ̭̱ǝ̩̲͖̙̲ ͖̙̖͍͎͎͢p̳͓u̧o̥͎ɔ̳͇̥̲͖̪ǝ̺̹̙̣̭̟̯s̺̦͝ ̡̹̰͚̫̗̰̜ǝ̼͢ʌ̤͖̣͎͓ɐ̢̮̲̥̖̪̘̘ɥ̯̖͖̞̀ ̳̮̭̺̟̺͘ɹ̫̲̙͈̬͘ǝ̷̺͕ʇ̬̯͔̝̭̯ɟɐ̗͙͡ ɹͅᴉ̧͕̠ǝ̺̰͝ɥ͏̫͉̪̱̘̙ʇ͕̰̝̥̫̼ ̸͈'̵̼͉̘ǝ̻̼͍̱̼̜ʌ̥oͅq̲∀̱̮̯̼ ͡˙̼͇͓̪̼͍p̝̼̤ǝ̬̜͔̖̣̼ʌ͘o͖̥ɯ̴̮͉ ̖͓ǝ̱͓̞̼̺͉̦l͉ɐ̞ɯ̧ ̳s̻ᴉ ̫̰̩̻̱͘'̧͉͔ʇ̷̜̰̣͚s̯͉̞͡ɐ̮͎̫ǝ̛̠̩̖͙q ̳̖̬̥ͅƃ̼u̘̮̲̬͟ᴉ͕͖ʌ̹̝̼̬ͅͅᴉ̰͈̙͟˥͇̺͓͓ ҉̲͙̞̮̯ͅ˙͓̰̩̬̬̱̟͡ʇ̤̳̦̳̻̥̱ś̝͓̫̬̞͎̥p̳̻̳ᴉ̷̹̳ɯ̼̻̬̀ ͟ǝ̨̩̟̱ͅl̼ͅɐ̯̦̟̭͡ɯ͈͈͉ǝ̥̼̻̘͍ɟ̭̫̝̯̪͚ ̜ƃ͖͔̲͍͇̞͍u̙̪̜͙͠ᴉ̗̻͉ͅʎ̴͓̝̹͓̪ɐ̧̝͖s̜̝̞͢ ̰̫͙̞̗u̮͝ǝ̛̺̭ǝ͘ɹ̪͉͇̼͎͈̦ƃ̤ ̟̮̺̳͚̙̀ǝ̙͈͓̼̻l̝͍̮͇̫̱̀ʇ̪̙͇̼͖̰͇ʇ̸͎͎̺̘͈ɐ̝̤ɔ͖̭͓͈͖̣ ̯̣̤̮͚͟q͓̳̹ɹ̰͍̝̬̬ǝ̵̘͇ɥ̰̰ ̧̭̬̮̻̭̻̝s̶͖̠̹͈u͓̗̰̜̘̹̤o̶̟̙͔͙s̬͕̬͎̹̹ɐ͓̗̞̥̙̣ǝ͎͍̹͙s͙ ̣͕̀ͅɹ͎̘̠̟̖̜ͅᴉ̖̞͓̞͍̮́ɐ̶͚̱̲ ̬̰u̞̠͖ɐ̨͖̣̦ɯ͍̜ ̭̹̞̹̝͖͔ɯ̗͈̦̪͙̯̲ɹ͢o̹̗͙̖̙̖Ⅎ͢ ̖̮͉͎͇ͅs̢̮ʇ̤͇̲̭ɥ̞̜͕̜ƃ̼̭̝̟̩ᴉ̸̖̭l͕ '̜̪̙̦̘͘∀̘̤̤͖̺̜̤ ̦̜˙̴̞̗ɹ̤͕̙̪̪̤ǝ̶͇̺̗̞ɥʇ̢̩ǝ̤̻ƃ̮̣̞̭͈̥̣͢o͓͇͎͔̺̼ͅʇ̦͓̥̣̝̠̦ 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̯͈͙̗˙̦ɥ̴̤̩͔̺ʇ͕͉̻͔ɹ̭̟̹n̘͓o̖̦̫͚̮̟͍̕ɟ̜ ̯̣̺̫̭̖̱͜ǝ̙͔͍̤͍̺̺l̘̮͔̬͎̕ͅͅɐ̪͓̀W̻ͅ ̡̜̠̠˙̵̩ɹ̟͓̱̭̜͈̺́ᴉ͓͓̟̤͔̟͞ɐ̲̦̭ ̷͍͇̞̼̩̲͈ṵ́ǝ҉do ̡̘̲̜̯̱ǝ̸s͍̘o̲͇̝̼̖͈̲ɥ̝ʍ̝̘ ̪̤ǝ̯p͘ɐ̲͘W̪̼͙ ̝ʇ̛̜̦,̷͎̩̼̰̱̝̲uo̦ʍ̧̼͔͕͔͖̯̖ ̖͙̪͓̥̯ɥ̘̰ʇ̬͚͚ɟ͚̮̱͝ᴉ̗̯̻̠̜ͅɟ̲͕̣̀ ̻̝̺̹̥̘͢ǝ̭̞̘͇̬l̳̳ɐ̤̬̘͢ɯ̝̞͔̝̰̖͕ǝ̥ɟ̹͙͓͎ ͎͔ͅp̷̟͙̣̻̼,̢̺̘͖̟̘ǝ̤̬̭̀ɥs̡̤ ̟̻̼͓̹̮̘ll̦̫͙̘̱͉ɐ̵̩̲̮̳̜̼̪ɥ̟͔̮̠̯̗́ͅs҉͖̲̖͕̻̟̭ ̠̯͟ǝ͇ɹ̟̬͎̫͉͢,͉͖ʎ̣̙̰͇̣ǝ̘̺͈͕͢ɥ̸̮̭ʇ̡̙̝̻̤̞ ͍͙̣̳o͓┴̘͇̼͙̗̟̝͘ ̲̜͢˙̥͈̣̩̝͞p̺͙͚u̟͕̞oɔǝ͕͎̩̻͎̠s̙͈͖͕͙̞ ̣͠ɹ̙̬͉̱ᴉ͖̺ǝ͉̥ɥ̺́ʇ͖͖͚̮ ̪̱͍̤̘͈̱ʇ̡̭̙̳ᴉ̮̻̭̦ɹ̲̩ᴉ̜͍̝ḓ̞̘̼̯s̭͜ ͈p̦͙͚̳͔̠̝,̳͙̬ǝ̻͘ɥ̨̖͍͉͓s̻̗̩̠̠ ̨ɥ͍̖͔̣͕̼ʇ̟̜̜̟͔͉̜͞ǝ͡ʌ̫͖̙̩͙͜o̭̬̪̪̥͙̠ɯ̯̥ ̲̣͎͔͕o͇͡ʍ͍͙ʇ҉̙̲̖̜̥ ̤͉͕̣͝ƃ̡u̬͉̻ᴉu͜ǝ̹̣̘̼ʌ̶̣͈̜̩͔̥̣ǝ ͙͜ɥ̙̰̞ʇ̴͍̪͔ɹ̪̩n̸o͕̟̯̮̪̮̕ɟ̢̭̺͎͚̰̙̝ ̭̭̯̥̖̝͔ɯ̷̼̞̤̲o̶̦̦̹̝̜͎ɹ̴͕Ⅎ̬̗̜̹̗ ̙̳͈͉̝̗˙̷̠ƃ̟u͇͢ͅᴉ̸uǝ͍̩͓͚͘ʌ͍̳̬̝ǝ̙͇̝ ̜͈̻̦̺̱͖ǝ̲͇̫̩́p̵͇͖̰̹̳̻ɐ̰ɯ̱͕ ̵͚͈̘̝ͅʇ̟̠ᴉ̹̗ɹ͙̠̻̦̱ᴉ̡d̮̱͚̺̘̕s͏ ̱͉ɟ̢͉͉l̘͍͟ǝ̦̱̰̜̯̲s̗̬͉͇̲̮ʇ̛͉̥̲̰I͇̬͓̻͓ ̥͍̘˙̛̰͉͈ș͙͔̀ʇ͠ɥ̞̺̹ͅƃ̛͍ᴉ̘̣̗͉̦͙̝˥͚ ̜̤̰͖̥˙̨̬̞͈ɹ͞ᴉ̬̣͞ͅɐ͉̰̞́ ɹ̸͔̩̹̼̭͍oℲ̢̣͉̘ ̰̪̗͕͟˙̼̗ʇ̸͈̯̮̫̺͈̮,̜͔̲̦̩̤͕u͟s̯̜̦͘ǝ̲̬̠̙͔ó̜͓̮̱̦ͅp̣̬̤̟͍ ͈͇̗˙ǝ̜̣l̵̥͈̗̠ɐ͖̣͎̹̟͔ɯ̴̤͕ ̡͓͕̳͓̫ƃ͓͇̮̬̕u̻̹̫̩̖͖ͅᴉ̝̙̙ɹ̥̬ɐ̭ǝ̸̪̳̜͍q̺̣̙ ̗ɟ̳̖̭̣̲l̸͚̰̞̩̱̬̟ǝ̥͙͞s̢ʇ͚̯̻̟̣̮́ᴉ̦̣͉͎̳ ̻̮̭̟͓̙͚ǝ̷͍ɹ̗̞ǝ͝ʍ͉̱̝̬͟ ̟̕ƃ̩͍̲̤u̞̳ᴉ̳͡ɥ͚͖ʇ ̯͚̜͍̜̩͜ƃ̥͔u̡̯̭̹ᴉ̙̲͞ͅʎ̝̯̫̤͔͢ͅɐ̖̟̬̻͢ͅͅș͇̫͉͚̭̦ ͎͎͇p͇̳͕͍̗ǝ̲͚̖̖p̷̲̲̯̳̜̭ᴉ͉̣̹̰ʌ̧͍̺͚̤̬̻̳ᴉ̜̲p͚̭̖͔ ̜̳̺͈˙̜͔̭̻̘̗͈́ɥ̻̳̣̦͔̀ʇ̷͎̫ɹ̠̕oɟ͡ ̪̭͓u̺̙̝̙͉ǝ̯̟̮̞̞͍ͅd̰̳̥̖o̴͖̲̝̜̠̙ ̵͉͍̬̩̜͚̞ǝ͏̲̟͍̳̠̲̜ɥ͏̜̻̰ ̢̘͉̮ͅʇ͎͍̤̹̖̳͢,̨͍u͔̝̙o̘̹̖͉p͏̖͎̣̞̹̦ ̲̳̣͉ǝ̙̖͕͓̜̙l̯͖̺̱͡ǹ͉̰ɹ̫ ͕̲̪˙̩̺̗͕͕s̜̲̫̥̤̙̱ɐ̬̬ǝ̱̙͙̞͓̯͓s̲̲͉̺̣͕ ͈̩͍͇͚ɯ̢̺̰̻o͏̬͉ɹɟ̷̠ u̱̣ͅᴉǝ̤͓͍ɹ̷ǝ̧̹͉ɥ̷̭͎̖͔͍̰̺ʍ̢͈ ̀p̬̬̀ǝ̴̯̟̘̹̬̬̥l̡̙͍̲͚͇ͅl̖̮̗͕̩̲ɐ͙̤̹̻̲͇͡ɔ͏̝̟̘̲͎̰͓ ̜̣͙̣͟s̜͔͎s̵̻̲̼ǝ̞̭̝̹̠͢u͖̟̼͜ʞ̺̬͈̣͙̹̜͞ɹɐ͇̻̙p͖̗̘̦̲͙ ҉̤̪͍ͅɯ̟̝̤̪o̩̞̻̼̠ɹ̷̜̮̗͚͔Ⅎ͔̙͡ ̫̝̦͎˙͓͓̲̬͖͕́ͅʇ̩͓̗ͅɐ̣͙̬̰̤͖̬͢ǝ̰̺̬̞̭͞ɹ͇̦͎̝̭̪͞ͅƃ ̗̙͉͉̠ɯ̬̯̬̱͎ɹ̘͈̦̺͙̣͍͠o̢͚Ⅎ͖͇̗̥̭̪ ͔˙̧̮̮͙p̴̺̲̗͇̣̺̪ǝ̴̼̰̹̪ǝ̳̼̝̭̼̥͕ś̤̜͇ ̝͖͈̹͙̬̀ʎ̬͔̘̳̙͓l̫͓̬d̖̯̘ᴉ̩͙͝ʇ͙̞l̹͇̭̺̭͔͔n̝̱͙̙̱̖ɯ̞̞̼͚͈ ̢̩̯͉ɹ͓̱̰ǝ͍͔͓͍͕͢p̟̻̺̖̖ͅu͏͕̞̜n̹̪ ̟͖̤̹̯̰̤u̝̜̻̝͇̹̞ǝʌ̛̯̳͎͈̹ɐ̙̖̩̙͙́ǝ̛͇̙̰̮̗ɥ͓̬͖͓͉͖͟ ̲̱̘ǝ̗̗̠̩̦́ɹ͏̦ͅǝ҉̱̗̩̼̩͉̫ʍ̙̙̼̯͖ ̦̝̥͙͇͍ɥ͈͇͍̣͈̮͘ɔ̸̞̪͓̦̤ᴉ̥͙̠̭̣̺͜ɥ͎̹ʍ͉͚ ̨̱͇̗s̠̦ş̬̭͔̺̫̭ɐ͍̪̫͕̝̥̺ɹ̣̘͔ƃ҉͙̬ ̤͓̥̪̝̩ǝ͍͇̘͉̘p̺̜ᴉ̳̤̩͘ʌ͙̜̱̕ᴉ͍̹͔p̣͉͞ ̴͓̙ʎ̜͔ɹ̲͍̹̥͈̲̭p̨̙̪͓̘͕̯̲ '̥̰̟̠͈̣ͅu̧ǝʌ̥ᴉ̜͈ͅƃ̰͙ ̻͖ɥ̹̮̼̼̠͍̜ʇ̢͔ͅɹ̻̦͙̟̝ͅn̨͍̘̖̩o̖̤̲̼̯̖͜ɟ ͈̤̼̻̗̮ͅl͖͎̘̟͚̬̺̀l̙̱̟̥͘ͅᴉɟ ̙͜ɯ̗̯̬̟͚ɹ̭͍͔̼̝͔̜o̴̰̘̫̪͕ɟ̴̭ 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Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Hibou on May 14, 2015, 09:56:32 pm
Hey guys, what's uuuuuuuUUWHOAHAUGH WHATS GOING ON
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 15, 2015, 06:50:07 am
This is not what I was expecting.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Lurker on May 15, 2015, 01:26:07 pm
This was here yesterday:


(http://i.imgur.com/lSgnbO2.png)

As of today it appears that it no longer exists. What became of it?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 15, 2015, 01:35:51 pm
that's a hidden board for the moderation staff to discuss moderation things. Evidently those with an Abyss membership were able ot see it, but that's been fixed since.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 15, 2015, 01:36:33 pm
This was here yesterday:


(http://i.imgur.com/lSgnbO2.png)

As of today it appears that it no longer exists. What became of it?


FUCK WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED PLEASE STAND BY AND STARE AT THIS GIF UNTIL YOU FEEL YOURSELF SLIPPING INTO INSANITY, A SUPER SECRET BOARD MEMBER WILL BE BY TO PICK YOU UP SHORTLY!

(http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-001/fractal-Jan19_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 15, 2015, 01:38:44 pm
your gif neither moves nor drives me insane. Also, the giant bolded red text hurts my eyes....
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 15, 2015, 02:02:57 pm
your gif neither moves nor drives me insane. Also, the giant bolded red text hurts my eyes....
Could be worse....could have been in comic sans aswell. :P
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on May 15, 2015, 02:22:51 pm
This was here yesterday:


(http://i.imgur.com/lSgnbO2.png)

As of today it appears that it no longer exists. What became of it?


**** WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED PLEASE STAND BY AND STARE AT THIS GIF UNTIL YOU FEEL YOURSELF SLIPPING INTO INSANITY, A SUPER SECRET BOARD MEMBER WILL BE BY TO PICK YOU UP SHORTLY!

(http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-001/fractal-Jan19_1.jpg)
YOU WILL BE TERMINATED FOR UNAUTHORIZED USAGE OF A MIMETIC KILL AGENT ON CIVILIANS
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 15, 2015, 03:21:33 pm
I just finish reading Lord of the Flies. Holy crap that book to a left turn, just, wow. This book made me feel like complete crap.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 15, 2015, 08:21:26 pm
Oh god I hope no one read too much of the moderator discussion.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 16, 2015, 03:38:11 am
Probably not going to post much in regards of content. For the following: 1. Since I have online school I can get finals done anytime before the 22nd of this month, I'm getting them all done tomorrow/this weekend which basically means I'll loathe my computer for a few days. 2. Parents are wanting to spend some time with me before the 22nd when my siblings are done with school.

And finally the biggest and last reason of them all. Numero three-o: I started playing Bloodborne again since my new PC hype has worn off and all the games I've been dying to play, I've since burned out on. That and most of the games I own for the PC are sandbox survival games or competive FPSs and I kinda want a break from it.


I just accidentally killed that (Darkseeker Paal?) electric beast in one go. I was looking for him and now that I fought him I'm kinda disappointed how easy the fight was; I used my Hunter's Axe with the Empty Phantasm Shell's buff on it.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 16, 2015, 07:29:48 am
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/human-rights-act-to-be-replaced-with-warhammer-rulebook-2015051598341

Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 16, 2015, 01:39:42 pm
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/human-rights-act-to-be-replaced-with-warhammer-rulebook-2015051598341


You just caused me to waste like thirty minutes on that site....
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on May 16, 2015, 01:51:58 pm
All hail Boztakang, the Troll Lord.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 16, 2015, 04:59:33 pm
I beat Bloodborne and got what I'll call the second ending... I really don't know how to feel about it. On the one hand: Awesome now I can get into lore discussion and pick this game apart! But the problem is this: Everyone already has and the stuff they found was stuff I had already figured out when I first picked up the game... and that's what sucks.

I love Bloodborne's aesthetic and atmosphere, I hate how "short" it felt (its probably because I'm a fucking Souls vet at this point), and I feel that if I spent more time on the chalice dungeons I'd probably have had the better experience,
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Hobocop on May 16, 2015, 06:17:28 pm
Bloodborne really suffers from a lack of content.  There just aren't all that many weapons, items or covenants, which leads to a serious lack of build variety and experimentation, as well as it being somewhat lore deficient, since a significant portion of the background lore in Souls games comes from the item descriptions. 

Chalice dungeons are really not that interesting, because there's only one unique weapon you can get from them, and the rest is pretty much just grinding through procedurally assembled prefab rooms for randomly statted bloodgems, and it takes far too long to get any of the interesting ones, leaving the bloodgem system kinda samey and boring unless you invest inordinate amounts of time into it.  Otherwise, you just slot in the largest +ATK% gems you've got into your weapon of choice with no real thought whatsoever. 

I honestly haven't touched the game since the first week and a half after I got it, and the half week was me struggling to justify to continue playing the game. 

The aesthetic and core gameplay is fantastic, but it really does feel a little barebones in a lot of ways. 

I turned on my PS4 for the first time since March yesterday, then just turned it off again.  There's still nothing else to play on the damn thing, and I'm just going to keep whoring my PC with the Witcher 3, GTAV, KF2, a bunch of stuff in late May, and then more all throughout summer. 
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 16, 2015, 06:31:33 pm
Bloodborne really suffers from a lack of content.  There just aren't all that many weapons, items or covenants, which leads to a serious lack of build variety and experimentation, as well as it being somewhat lore deficient, since a significant portion of the background lore in Souls games comes from the item descriptions. 

Chalice dungeons are really not that interesting, because there's only one unique weapon you can get from them, and the rest is pretty much just grinding through procedurally assembled prefab rooms for randomly statted bloodgems, and it takes far too long to get any of the interesting ones. 

I honestly haven't touched the game since the first week and a half after I got it, and the half week was me struggling to justify to continue playing the game. 

The aesthetic and core gameplay is fantastic, but it really does feel a little barebones in a lot of ways. 

I turned on my PS4 for the first time since March yesterday, then just turned it off again.  There's still nothing else to play on the damn thing, and I'm just going to keep whoring my PC with the Witcher 3, GTAV, a bunch of stuff in late May, and then more all throughout summer.

Yeah pretty much this, I know that there's going to be DLC its kinda obvious. But the game feels unfinished in certain areas, I mean there's spots in the world where you can see the bottom part of the skybox, there's alleys and doors that look like they can be opened but don't or they lead to a blocked off dead end. I really, really, really want to keep liking the game because its the one of the first games to do Lovecraft right (in the gamey sense); but like you said, there isn't enough there to justify playing it that much.

At least the PVP community is strong... well its stronger in DS2 due to Dark Souls 2's focus being more on PvP and Jolly Cooperation.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 16, 2015, 08:39:53 pm
Hey aj, Nice profile pic. I see you enjoy Darkest Dungeon.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 16, 2015, 08:56:42 pm
Hey aj, Nice profile pic. I see you enjoy Darkest Dungeon.

Yeah now that'd I've freed myself from my Bloodborne shackles I've had a on and off gaming experience with Darkest Dungeon. My latest raiding party contained my tank, crazy sex addict, and godfearing jester named Honkinator, he died horrifically in a fight with the apprentice necromancer along with his friend the Honk Mother. My favorite healer died, and finally my knight Pope Crunch went insane and pretty much committed Sudoku in front of his comrades.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Hobocop on May 16, 2015, 08:59:20 pm
I'd love to play Darkest Dungeon some more, but I also want to just wait until the game's actually done so I don't burn myself out on it. 
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on May 16, 2015, 09:15:16 pm
I'd love to play Darkest Dungeon some more, but I also want to just wait until the game's actually done so I don't burn myself out on it. 
Yeah, same. I reinstalled it, but I haven't touched it since. I should check if there's been updates though.
I think I'm gonna reinstall Cataclysm though and start playing that again.
If I can tear myself away from Monster Hunter, anyways.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Hobocop on May 17, 2015, 03:33:03 am
On the topic of Bloodborne, here are a few confusing design decisions that seem to do very little to benefit the game and instead just make everything more tedious. 

1. Blood Vials and Quicksilver Bullets.  Why are these even lootable consumables?  Why don't they just automatically restore your stock when you respawn without needing to have them in storage?  Sure, I guess it theoretically means that you can go for longer without needing to hit a lantern, but the much more damning downside is that if you run out of these, you have to go and tediously farm for more echoes or drops to replenish your stock (ESPECIALLY **** WITH THE LONG LOAD TIMES TO GET TO YOUR FARM SPOTS).  It takes away far more than it adds to the game, and Estus Flasks from Dark Souls were a much better healing mechanic overall because it didn't waste my TIME. 

2. Costs of consumables increases as your progress through the game.  This serves no purpose other than being a sink for your blood echoes, which probably wouldn't have been a problem to begin with if there were actually weapons, armor, and other bits and bobs you'd want to spend your **** on and experiment with.  Just makes me waste my TIME for basic supplies. 

3. The lack of high end upgrade materials.  This only further discourages experimentation because there's only one Blood Rock in the entire main game, and you have to farm a ton to get Blood Chunks just to get your items to +9.  They could've like...made them available for purchase for large amounts of blood echoes to serve as a sink instead of just bumping up consumable costs across the board, but they didn't, because **** you.  Go waste your TIME running boring ass chalice dungeons that don't give you anything interesting so we can pretend our game has more content than it actually does. 

4. Having to go back to the Hunter's Dream to fast travel between areas.  Why?  Just give a list like in Dark Souls 2 that allows you to port between areas without having to triple the number of load screens for no goddamn reason so I don't have to waste my TIME looking at your limited as hell item lore entries. 

Probably more my pet peeves about the game that waste my TIME that kills my desire to play it again until they have a real content update for the thing, but there they are. 
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 17, 2015, 04:35:03 am
That bloodborne discussion really belong in the 'What are you currently playing?' thread in last man gaming.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 17, 2015, 08:28:11 am
Nah, I'd say Last Man Posting is sort of off topic in every way possible enough that game discussion is fine here, since it followed the flow of the thread.

Also I am concerned about how many people read the moderator forum, there are things you couldn't even imagine in there.
It's also where we talk about how much we hate Rhodri.
I'm joking
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on May 17, 2015, 10:13:46 am
Nah, I'd say Last Man Posting is sort of off topic in every way possible enough that game discussion is fine here, since it followed the flow of the thread.

Also I am concerned about how many people read the moderator forum, there are things you couldn't even imagine in there.
It's also where we talk about how much we hate Rhodri.
I'm joking
I am quite aware you are joking. It's where some of you talk about how much you hate Tesla.
YOUR SECRETS HAVE BEEN REVEALED! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 17, 2015, 11:13:38 am
Nah, I'd say Last Man Posting is sort of off topic in every way possible enough that game discussion is fine here, since it followed the flow of the thread.

Also I am concerned about how many people read the moderator forum, there are things you couldn't even imagine in there.
It's also where we talk about how much we hate Rhodri.
I'm joking
To be fair we do gossip about people on there a considerable amount

Nah, I'd say Last Man Posting is sort of off topic in every way possible enough that game discussion is fine here, since it followed the flow of the thread.

Also I am concerned about how many people read the moderator forum, there are things you couldn't even imagine in there.
It's also where we talk about how much we hate Rhodri.
I'm joking
I am quite aware you are joking. It's where some of you talk about how much you hate Tesla.
YOUR SECRETS HAVE BEEN REVEALED! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Like we gossiped a little about Tesla, not with hostilities. Not from me, but Perigrin was having a bad day idunno.

Christ man that was bad, what an invasion of our privacy.



Is there anything else you guys read on the secret mod thread?  :-[
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 17, 2015, 12:07:40 pm
Nah, I don't think we gossip all that much, I don't think any of us have actually said anything bad about anyone on there at all, at worst a few of us have been frustrated over things and vented them on there to avoid any of us being annoyed at forum members, since as staff it's not particularly helpful if we're annoyed at anyone.
A good 90% of it is Sixposting.

Also I've realised I joke about disliking Rhodri a lot, just to be clear you're actually one of my favourite people on here.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on May 17, 2015, 12:42:41 pm
Also I've realised I joke about disliking Rhodri a lot, just to be clear you're actually one of my favourite people on here.
Siege-Senpai noticed me! :D
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 17, 2015, 12:44:18 pm
Is there anything else you guys read on the secret mod thread?  :-[
I've seen the things you guys said about me...there ain't enough booze in the world to help me forget such horrors. D:
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 17, 2015, 12:49:38 pm
Okay, I don't think anyone can view the mod board any more without actually being a mod.

Here's what I thought was going on
1: OH SHIT WE GOT A PROBLEM HOW DO WE FIX IT!
2: Man I really hate what X did in Y thread (or other just general venting
3: discussion of what to do about complaints
4: some private chat between mods.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Lurker on May 17, 2015, 12:58:43 pm
Quote from: bubbadoo
Oh god I hope no one read too much of the moderator discussion.

...


Is there anything else you guys read on the secret mod thread?  :-[
LURKER NO
It is deceiving.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 17, 2015, 01:10:56 pm
.........if that's true that is not cool....at all....go to the corner....****ing Candle Jack thought he was a-
Pretty cool guy.  ;)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 17, 2015, 01:13:40 pm
Quote from: bubbadoo
Oh god I hope no one read too much of the moderator discussion.

...


Is there anything else you guys read on the secret mod thread?  :-[
LURKER NO
It is deceiving.


Who the **** cares about Candlejack he isnt re-
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on May 17, 2015, 01:35:16 pm
On the topic of Bloodborne, here are a few confusing design decisions that seem to do very little to benefit the game and instead just make everything more tedious. 

1. Blood Vials and Quicksilver Bullets.  Why are these even lootable consumables?  Why don't they just automatically restore your stock when you respawn without needing to have them in storage?  Sure, I guess it theoretically means that you can go for longer without needing to hit a lantern, but the much more damning downside is that if you run out of these, you have to go and tediously farm for more echoes or drops to replenish your stock (ESPECIALLY **** WITH THE LONG LOAD TIMES TO GET TO YOUR FARM SPOTS).  It takes away far more than it adds to the game, and Estus Flasks from Dark Souls were a much better healing mechanic overall because it didn't waste my TIME. 

2. Costs of consumables increases as your progress through the game.  This serves no purpose other than being a sink for your blood echoes, which probably wouldn't have been a problem to begin with if there were actually weapons, armor, and other bits and bobs you'd want to spend your **** on and experiment with.  Just makes me waste my TIME for basic supplies. 

3. The lack of high end upgrade materials.  This only further discourages experimentation because there's only one Blood Rock in the entire main game, and you have to farm a ton to get Blood Chunks just to get your items to +9.  They could've like...made them available for purchase for large amounts of blood echoes to serve as a sink instead of just bumping up consumable costs across the board, but they didn't, because **** you.  Go waste your TIME running boring ass chalice dungeons that don't give you anything interesting so we can pretend our game has more content than it actually does. 

4. Having to go back to the Hunter's Dream to fast travel between areas.  Why?  Just give a list like in Dark Souls 2 that allows you to port between areas without having to triple the number of load screens for no goddamn reason so I don't have to waste my TIME looking at your limited as hell item lore entries. 

Probably more my pet peeves about the game that waste my TIME that kills my desire to play it again until they have a real content update for the thing, but there they are.
The load times are WAY shorter now, I do have to agree with the lack of variety but that will get fixed, and it has plenty of neat bosses and enemies.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 17, 2015, 02:02:26 pm
Now some of you know that CandleJack is really-

Shhhhh...
(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs30/200H/i/2009/247/f/e/Candlejack_by_Chimy_The_Zombie.jpg)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on May 17, 2015, 07:44:36 pm
Okay, I don't think anyone can view the mod board any more without actually being a mod.

Here's what I thought was going on
1: OH **** WE GOT A PROBLEM HOW DO WE FIX IT!
2: Man I really hate what X did in Y thread (or other just general venting
3: discussion of what to do about complaints
4: some private chat between mods.
That sums it up.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on May 17, 2015, 11:59:39 pm
https://youtu.be/EL1sKN0HkLQ

I suddenly feel the need to fuck something up in a shooter.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 19, 2015, 05:36:16 am
(http://i.imgur.com/AU9dyke.jpg)

Pink there is pretty much sums up the 'NO' side in the upcoming referendum in Ireland.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 19, 2015, 11:11:25 am
And yet again I think I'm one of the ten christians who supports gay marriage....
To point out a couple paraphrased scriptures
'do no judge lest ye be judged and found guilty of the same'
'hate the sin not the sinner'

I got no idea if being gay is a sin to be honest, I personally don't think it is, but since most christians claim it is, I feel they forget those two.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: MrMonckFish on May 19, 2015, 04:17:07 pm
I really fucking hope the creator of human centipede never makes a brand of choclate, on the other hand tho it would be a good thing to buy for kids..... I wonder if I should email the creator about this
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 19, 2015, 04:50:11 pm
I really ****ing hope the creator of human centipede never makes a brand of choclate, on the other hand tho it would be a good thing to buy for kids..... I wonder if I should email the creator about this
...Are you high?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: MrMonckFish on May 19, 2015, 07:22:08 pm
A little bit I've got the munchys, I need some chocolate man
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 19, 2015, 07:35:42 pm
Poop chocolate.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 19, 2015, 07:40:27 pm
Double posting lol

So the forum has 50 members currently.
Our male to female ratio is 19:1

If I'm correct then that means we have half a female somewhere.
I'm pretty certain it's Lorknis.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 19, 2015, 07:51:44 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/K9B6QVX.jpg)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: MrMonckFish on May 19, 2015, 08:01:20 pm
Double posting lol

So the forum has 50 members currently.
Our male to female ratio is 19:1

If I'm correct then that means we have half a female somewhere.
I'm pretty certain it's Lorknis.

It might be mine man, if anyone finds half a female let me know although the one I'm looking for is missing a leg and has a kanye west tatto on her big toe, really hope I find her I'm lonley :(
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on May 19, 2015, 09:40:30 pm
Double posting lol

So the forum has 50 members currently.
Our male to female ratio is 19:1

If I'm correct then that means we have half a female somewhere.
I'm pretty certain it's Lorknis.

It might be mine man, if anyone finds half a female let me know although the one I'm looking for is missing a leg and has a kanye west tatto on her big toe, really hope I find her I'm lonley :(


...Are you high?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 19, 2015, 09:56:45 pm
...in response to my new background windows made all the boxes around my program windows pink....very funny windows.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Exodus on May 20, 2015, 12:32:19 am
I came back.
I've seen things and realized I'm even worse than previously thought.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 20, 2015, 01:35:15 pm
Im having one of those days where I absolutely cannot stand being inside all day and I want to go out and do something but I have no money to go out and everyone I know is already busy doing other things.

I need more money and more friends.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on May 20, 2015, 01:55:07 pm
Im having one of those days where I absolutely cannot stand being inside all day and I want to go out and do something but I have no money to go out and everyone I know is already busy doing other things.

I need more money and more friends.
Find a video game that simulates outside.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 20, 2015, 02:25:35 pm
Im having one of those days where I absolutely cannot stand being inside all day and I want to go out and do something but I have no money to go out and everyone I know is already busy doing other things.

I need more money and more friends.
Find a video game that simulates outside.
Like Sims?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 20, 2015, 03:15:45 pm
Oddly enough I only enjoy playing Sims when its sunny outside, yet when it's sunny I really want to be outside, usually.
I've spent most of the day stressing over things I need to buy for a prom and a masquerade party.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 20, 2015, 06:21:48 pm
This is a genius idea:

(http://i.imgur.com/G08rMVU.png?2)
http://www.eastarwars.com/ (The best of the two)
http://eastarwarsbattlefront.com/

Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on May 20, 2015, 11:32:03 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge%27s_Palace
Wow
Much old
Very palace
Such medieval
So landmark
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 21, 2015, 12:17:18 am
Tbh I was super fucking hyped for the new Battlefront and then I heard details about it and I just sort of, like I guess it's how I imagine having a miscarriage feels like.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 21, 2015, 12:27:53 am
Tbh I was super ****ing hyped for the new Battlefront and then I heard details about it and I just sort of, like I guess it's how I imagine having a miscarriage feels like.
Kinda like Sims 4 removing more features then adding.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 21, 2015, 12:28:52 am
Let me put it this way, my expectations dropped when two letters where mentioned: EA.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 21, 2015, 01:59:03 pm
Let me put it this way, my expectations dropped when two letters where mentioned: EA.
Synonymous with EA: Satan, The Devil, Evil Incarnate, Hitler, Murder, Tear Drinker, Guy Who Sleeps With Your Significant Other Behind Your Back and Business
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Hobocop on May 21, 2015, 03:08:56 pm
When EA is involved, it can only mean one thing.

Battlepacks *bleargh*

I'm expecting Battlefield 4 with a Star Wars skin.  A.k.a, hardly worth my time at launch since they've pretty much already confirmed that most of the interesting stuff from Battlefront 2 isn't even going to be in the game. 

Here's a fancy cinematic trailer guys, PREORDER NAOW for $120 and get ALL the stuff, including our overpriced map packs.

**** off, EA.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 21, 2015, 05:09:26 pm
It has been surveyed that EA is the most hated gaming company out there.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 21, 2015, 05:16:45 pm
In other news
(http://img42.com/VVKgs+)

Haha! I caught Mrnocamera NOT checking Who's Online, this is a rare occurrence!  :P
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 21, 2015, 05:44:41 pm
It has been surveyed that EA is the most hated gaming company out there.
Not just as a game company, they were voted something like worse company in america 2 years in a row.

In other news
(http://img42.com/VVKgs+)

Haha! I caught Mrnocamera NOT checking Who's Online, this is a rare occurrence!  :P
(http://i.imgur.com/iGMFPps.gif)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 21, 2015, 07:13:36 pm
You would think that they'd maybe want to improve their image by not being ćuntbags because I'm certain it would massively improve their sales, and thus generate more profits which is, as expected, all they really care about.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Hobocop on May 21, 2015, 07:25:26 pm
Nah, they spend too much on fancy graphical effects and massive ad campaigns that they need to milk as much money as possible out of consumers just to break even. 

EA actually hasn't been completely terrible lately.  Just holding steady at their usual level of shite, unlike C***nami who are being huge whiny bitches. 
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on May 21, 2015, 07:43:40 pm
Nah, they spend too much on fancy graphical effects and massive ad campaigns that they need to milk as much money as possible out of consumers just to break even. 

EA actually hasn't been completely terrible lately.  Just holding steady at their usual level of ****e, unlike C***nami who are being huge whiny ****es. 
>kicking out kojima
>cancelling Silent Hills
it's like they don't want to be successful
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 21, 2015, 08:00:59 pm
I thought Kojima left by his own volition?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on May 21, 2015, 08:56:39 pm
I thought Kojima left by his own volition?
I'm fairly sure Kojima got kicked out, but not totally sure.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Hibou on May 21, 2015, 11:02:46 pm
I thought Kojima left by his own volition?
From what I heard they had unofficially "fired" him a while before he left. They stopped putting his name on new products, started cutting internet and email access to his office periodically, and basically did a lot of stuff that practically put him out of business. Him leaving was just making the whole thing official.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on May 21, 2015, 11:05:54 pm
I thought Kojima left by his own volition?
From what I heard they had unofficially "fired" him a while before he left. They stopped putting his name on new products, started cutting internet and email access to his office periodically, and basically did a lot of stuff that practically put him out of business. Him leaving was just making the whole thing official.
Jeez.

Like... I dunno what they're expecting. Like, what else does Konami put out now? The only thing I can think of is MGS and Silent Hill...
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Hobocop on May 22, 2015, 01:05:12 am
Konami doesn't have a good goddamn thing on the horizon besides MGSV because they've gone and alienated all their good talent.  It's why we're seeing Bloodstained Ritual of the Night from Igarashi on Kickstarter because Crapnami doesn't think people like Metroidvania style games anymore since the only Castlevania games they've released recently are God of War wannabes (besides that 3DS game which was actually kinda okay). 

Same story with the Rareware guys behind the original Banjo-Kazooie games and their Kickstarter project.  Big companies dump so much money into individual products to turn them into the quintessential summer blockbusters that even when a game like fuckin Alien:Isolation, a niche game by it's very concept and execution, sells 2 million copies, it's considered 'disappointing' because it didn't make them ALL the money. 

Gotta keep running your company based solely on focused testing groups consisting entirely of teenagers who only give a fuck about Call of Dicksuck or other all-flash no substance tripe.  Key to success according to Craptivision. 
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on May 22, 2015, 10:38:41 pm
Sorry I haven't posted much, on vacation.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 23, 2015, 09:00:08 am
Maybe people will be able to catch up to your postcount while you're away
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 23, 2015, 10:13:39 am
It's looking like Ireland has voted Yes to same sex marriage (the vote was last night, the counting this morning), which is great considering Ireland used to be such a Conservative-Catholic Country.

And IF there is a God, It must approve as it's currently probably the nicest day of the year so far (in terms of weather), as opposed to earning God's wrath with earthquakes and storms and what not. Unless the plan is to fry us alive...
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 23, 2015, 11:29:52 am
Got a new avatar,
(http://forum.zdoom.org/download/file.php?id=15942&t=1&sid=ad6dde6f542a28d8124aa2aa5c5f3dbf)



Wheeeeeeee
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/63152810/CacohatSpin.gif)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Hibou on May 23, 2015, 12:42:53 pm
That's great news! Kudos to Ireland. Hopefully this will help convince the rest of the world to follow their decision.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 23, 2015, 03:44:44 pm
Konami doesn't have a good goddamn thing on the horizon besides MGSV because they've gone and alienated all their good talent.  It's why we're seeing Bloodstained Ritual of the Night from Igarashi on Kickstarter because Crapnami doesn't think people like Metroidvania style games anymore since the only Castlevania games they've released recently are God of War wannabes (besides that 3DS game which was actually kinda okay). 

Same story with the Rareware guys behind the original Banjo-Kazooie games and their Kickstarter project.  Big companies dump so much money into individual products to turn them into the quintessential summer blockbusters that even when a game like ****in Alien:Isolation, a niche game by it's very concept and execution, sells 2 million copies, it's considered 'disappointing' because it didn't make them ALL the money. 

Gotta keep running your company based solely on focused testing groups consisting entirely of teenagers who only give a **** about Call of Dicksuck or other all-flash no substance tripe.  Key to success according to Craptivision.


Well Konami is making Slot Machines now, so expect MGS IV: THE PHANTOM SLOTS or Silent Hills: Spins... OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: CASTLEVANIAVILLE: DRACULAS CURSE! Their CEO has gone off his rocker and decided that slot machines are the fucking future, so MEWHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 23, 2015, 05:16:34 pm
Oh joy, I wonder if I will be able to see those in Vegas soon. Next to those Star Trek, Ghostbusters, Ellen, and Avatar slot machines.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 23, 2015, 05:31:38 pm
I've spent an incredibly long time researching the Sikh faith today.

So after ****ing up my application to the only well paying job around here, which effectively made it impossible to move out, and I said I'd need a miracle for it to happen, that exact thing actually happened today.

There's this thing where I live, can't exactly remember the name but it's basically where they sell you a house for £1 ($1.55 currently) and you then get a £30,000 grant ($46,471.50 currently) to fix the house up, the work is all done for you so it's not like you need to know anything about refurbishing houses. There's only 150 of these houses and it's basically impossible to find a house in the UK now so quite a few people will be trying to get one, but in the chance I do get it I'll be able to move out.

Now the reason I've been researching the Sikh faith is because it's in an area heavily populated with those of Sikh and Muslim faith, and having Muslim family I already understand a fair bit about the faith, but very little about Sikhs and if I'm going to live in an area where most people will be one of those two faiths then it's only polite that I know a reasonable amount about their faith. Plus I've always liked Sikhs, it's one of the very few religions I have unquestionable respect for and one of the few religions that doesn't have a questionable doctrine or history.

The only issues are that it's in a nice part of one of the roughest parts of my city, and arguably one of the roughest parts of the entire country. So the immediate area of where I'm living is reasonably nice but the area around it means I'm likely to get ****ing stabbed, although given the amount of Sikhs in the area I generally feel pretty safe, since there's pretty much no safer place to live than surrounded by Sikhs. Also if I do get the house I have to sign a contract saying that I can't sell the house for 5 years and have to have it as my main residence, so I can't move out from there for 5 years.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on May 23, 2015, 11:45:57 pm
Wear chain mail. You're in England, shouldn't be too hard to find some crazy reenactment you can get some from. Jk, I guess dont look stab able? Also, if you get that, even a bad house is better than nothing, and then you get a house, which cuts a lot out of expenses for college and such to already have one.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Hibou on May 24, 2015, 12:58:52 am
Five years is a long time to live in a bad place. I'm from a pretty nice neighborhood, and I like it that way, so I personally would try to find some other place of residence where leaving the neighborhood doesn't mean a shiv in the ribs. Maybe find a roommate who lives in a nicer part of town?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 24, 2015, 02:34:45 am
[Stuff]
Is it Birmingham? Sounds like it. You know that no-go zone for non-Muslims, with religious police that will attack you? I saw it on Fox News it must be true
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: guest48 on May 24, 2015, 02:39:42 am
England!
We have bad weather and getting stabbed on our side, what do you have.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 24, 2015, 06:27:48 am
England!
We have bad weather and getting stabbed on our side, what do you have.
All I have is this,
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/63152810/CacohatSpin.gif)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 24, 2015, 06:31:24 am
England!
We have bad weather and getting stabbed on our side, what do you have.

New Mexico/South Western part of the US: FOR A FUCKING DESERT ITS BEEN RAINING LIKE ENGLAND OUT HERE! Seriously, almost everyday is rain now; normally I wouldn't bitch about this because I like rain... no I love rain, but goddamn I'd love a little sunlight in my life. It rained all the weeks of finals and its still raining.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on May 24, 2015, 06:33:38 am
England!
We have bad weather and getting stabbed on our side, what do you have.

New Mexico/South Western part of the US: FOR A ****ING DESERT ITS BEEN RAINING LIKE ENGLAND OUT HERE! Seriously, almost everyday is rain now; normally I wouldn't **** about this because I like rain... no I love rain, but goddamn I'd love a little sunlight in my life. It rained all the weeks of finals and its still raining.
It probably still rains less than it does up here in Washington state.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 24, 2015, 06:46:57 am
4:36AM still awake, need sleep, need slumber, no respite till' my sister's friends leave. I hate sleepovers, I've realized I'm not that much of a social person, babysitting 5 year olds is 1000+ times better then dealing with a bunch of otaku middle schoolers that think they're saying something deep because they found it on tumblr or instagram.

I realized I'm a very normal person compared to these people, I know why most people make fun of them, I'm weird, but not screaming about some dork with a tail weird. I've been playing Hotline Miami 2 for nearly 5 hours, I'm twitchy, my fingers and eyes ache, the synth pulses in my head like a neverending percussion, the violence paints my LSD TV in beautiful shades of red that boldly contrast with my tan room and the colors of the rooms on the TV. Yes, I wrote LSD, because that's what Hotline Miami 2 on that TV is, pure LSD ecstasy.

Reading the above paragraphs make me look like a sleep deprived madman who hasn't even closed his eyes, its because I am a sleep deprived madman who hasn't had a wink of slumber. When your door keeps getting unlocked, and one of their weird friends tries to unlock the bathroom door when you're in there. That's when you say, "You know what, I think for once, I have an excuse to hit someone... really fucking hard... in the face. And to hell with gender." I don't like my privacy being violated, at all, I don't care if you're the Pope, you unlock my bathroom door when I'm in there, I'll tear you limb from limb like some Bathsalts Florida Zombie Man.


If I still awaken as a madman, then I ask of one thing. Commit me to Arkham for whatever Eldricth horror I've seen on those TVs has probably melted my functioning regions of my brain, or if you have mercy fucking shoot me so I don't write something this fucking mellowdramatic again.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on May 24, 2015, 07:38:52 am
4:36AM still awake, need sleep, need slumber, no respite till' my sister's friends leave. I hate sleepovers, I've realized I'm not that much of a social person, babysitting 5 year olds is 1000+ times better then dealing with a bunch of otaku middle schoolers that think they're saying something deep because they found it on tumblr or instagram.

I realized I'm a very normal person compared to these people, I know why most people make fun of them, I'm weird, but not screaming about some dork with a tail weird. I've been playing Hotline Miami 2 for nearly 5 hours.

When your door keeps getting unlocked, and one of their weird friends tries to unlock the bathroom door when you're in there. That's when you say, "You know what, I think for once, I have an excuse to hit someone... really ****ing hard... in the face. And to hell with gender." I don't like my privacy being violated, at all.

Fixed it so you don't sound like a madman.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 24, 2015, 08:03:23 am
4:36AM still awake, need sleep, need slumber, no respite till' my sister's friends leave. I hate sleepovers, I've realized I'm not that much of a social person, babysitting 5 year olds is 1000+ times better then dealing with a bunch of otaku middle schoolers that think they're saying something deep because they found it on tumblr or instagram.

I realized I'm a very normal person compared to these people, I know why most people make fun of them, I'm weird, but not screaming about some dork with a tail weird. I've been playing Hotline Miami 2 for nearly 5 hours.

When your door keeps getting unlocked, and one of their weird friends tries to unlock the bathroom door when you're in there. That's when you say, "You know what, I think for once, I have an excuse to hit someone... really ****ing hard... in the face. And to hell with gender." I don't like my privacy being violated, at all.

Fixed it so you don't sound like a madman.

Thanks my Cis-Bro, sometime today we should go check our privilege.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on May 24, 2015, 09:00:02 am
4:36AM still awake, need sleep, need slumber, no respite till' my sister's friends leave. I hate sleepovers, I've realized I'm not that much of a social person, babysitting 5 year olds is 1000+ times better then dealing with a bunch of otaku middle schoolers that think they're saying something deep because they found it on tumblr or instagram.

I realized I'm a very normal person compared to these people, I know why most people make fun of them, I'm weird, but not screaming about some dork with a tail weird. I've been playing Hotline Miami 2 for nearly 5 hours.

When your door keeps getting unlocked, and one of their weird friends tries to unlock the bathroom door when you're in there. That's when you say, "You know what, I think for once, I have an excuse to hit someone... really ****ing hard... in the face. And to hell with gender." I don't like my privacy being violated, at all.

Fixed it so you don't sound like a madman.

Thanks my Cis-Bro, sometime today we should go check our privilege.
We're so privileged. We even have the privilege of checking our privilege! :P
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 24, 2015, 09:25:27 am
4:36AM still awake, need sleep, need slumber, no respite till' my sister's friends leave. I hate sleepovers, I've realized I'm not that much of a social person, babysitting 5 year olds is 1000+ times better then dealing with a bunch of otaku middle schoolers that think they're saying something deep because they found it on tumblr or instagram.

I realized I'm a very normal person compared to these people, I know why most people make fun of them, I'm weird, but not screaming about some dork with a tail weird. I've been playing Hotline Miami 2 for nearly 5 hours.

When your door keeps getting unlocked, and one of their weird friends tries to unlock the bathroom door when you're in there. That's when you say, "You know what, I think for once, I have an excuse to hit someone... really ****ing hard... in the face. And to hell with gender." I don't like my privacy being violated, at all.

Fixed it so you don't sound like a madman.

Thanks my Cis-Bro, sometime today we should go check our privilege.
We're so privileged. We even have the privilege of checking our privilege! :P

I don't like having all this Privilege, it makes me feel like a dirty socialist commie. We should go vote on something, shoot something, and then invade a foreign country for: "POLICING THE 3RD WORLD COUNTRY"/"BRINGING OUR FREEEEDDDOOOMMM"/"Because we're Murica'"
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 24, 2015, 09:37:28 am
As I said, the actual neighborhood isn't all that bad because it's in an area heavily populated by Muslims and Sikhs and as it happens they get painted in a bad light by the media, they're generally very friendly and for the most part have accepting communities, especially the Sikhs because it's a central part of their entire religion. The area surrounding the nice part where I'll live is a bad area but I'll only ever be passing through there so I'm not particularly worried. There is the fact that the area is mostly for university students too so it'll be fine, they're, for the most part, busy trying not to drown in a ridiculous workload and eat dry ramen.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Flame on May 26, 2015, 08:22:10 am
JUST SPENT ALL YESTERDAY READING THE EMEPERASQUE ON 1D4CHAN

LIVIN THE DREAM
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on May 26, 2015, 08:36:22 am
JUST SPENT ALL YESTERDAY READING THE EMEPERASQUE ON 1D4CHAN

LIVIN THE DREAM
I SPENT ALL DAY COPY-PASTING THE SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE THING ANYWHERE I CAN CHAT WITH OTHER PEOPLE.

BUT THAT'S ALL OGRE NOW.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 26, 2015, 12:37:37 pm
So today me and 2 other people living in different areas in the Valley heard gunshots. Wonder if it was the same person, must've just gone out shooting. Hope they didn't shoot someone.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 26, 2015, 02:58:30 pm
So I decided to install Spice of Life and Project Nevada into my current Fallout: New Vegas playthrough. I keep telling myself, "I want to play as vanilla as possible." Then I see a cool mod and install it on a whim, I just need to fix the blackwolf backpack mod. Its saying its installed but none of the vendors are carrying the gear.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on May 26, 2015, 03:34:45 pm
Just a reminder that me and Bubbadoo wrote the worlds worse fan fiction.



https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10873285/1/Hoenn-stuck
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 26, 2015, 04:35:29 pm
Just a reminder that me and Bubbadoo wrote the worlds worse fan fiction.



https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10873285/1/Hoenn-stuck
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/74/74b7d467cd365abd78079e8660883ffb2335415b9bfa3565ff3f8fea431b8c15.jpg)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 26, 2015, 04:38:44 pm
Just a reminder that me and Bubbadoo wrote the worlds worse fan fiction.



https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10873285/1/Hoenn-stuck
Good times, we need to chat on Steam more to make more of it. Didn't we make another though? I remember a forum goer on Skype just came to watch the magic happen. I think it was Dusty? God my memory is awful.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 27, 2015, 06:23:20 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/T3AABo9.jpg)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on May 27, 2015, 08:59:13 pm
So, my brother just threw a sledgehammer at the side of our house and put a hole in it.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 27, 2015, 09:12:12 pm
So, my brother just threw a sledgehammer at the side of our house and put a hole in it.
Smart.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 27, 2015, 09:21:40 pm
So, my brother just threw a sledgehammer at the side of our house and put a hole in it.
What possible reason would he have to do that...
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 27, 2015, 09:31:06 pm
So, my brother just threw a sledgehammer at the side of our house and put a hole in it.
Did he get in trouble at least?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on May 27, 2015, 09:44:48 pm
My dad is roaring pissed, he got uber grounded (cant tell full terms, he is still yelling at him) and he said he had no reason at all, he just did it.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 27, 2015, 09:47:27 pm
Nice.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 28, 2015, 02:18:23 am
....[insert every expletive in dictionary here. ALL OF THEM DAMNIT!]
Just opened a reply to topic thing, and I have either posted a story in the wrong thread or accidently wasted forty minutes of writing and have just facepalmed hard enough to actually hurt.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 28, 2015, 04:43:26 am
My shift key has randomly decided to start working again! I can finally do this!
!@#$%^&*()_+|}{":?><
Ah now that's therapeutic.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 28, 2015, 05:20:16 am
he said he had no reason at all, he just did it.
Genius!


!@#$%^&*()_+|}{":?><
Ah now that's therapeutic.
Woah, WOah, Woah watch your language there, can't believe you would say say something that bad even censored!

That was a joke or at the very least not!serious
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 28, 2015, 05:28:53 am
Ive never quite understood why people do things like that for 'no reason' unless they're toddlers who aren't at a developmental stage required to fully understand their actions.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 28, 2015, 06:17:17 am
Ive never quite understood why people do things like that for 'no reason' unless they're toddlers who aren't at a developmental stage required to fully understand their actions.
Or completely wasted too. My sister's ex punched a hole in our wall once. He was an ASS.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on May 28, 2015, 10:40:52 am
Ive never quite understood why people do things like that for 'no reason' unless they're toddlers who aren't at a developmental stage required to fully understand their actions.
Or completely wasted too. Ny sisters ex punched a hole in our wall once. He was an ASS.
I'm actually kinda scared for how my brother is going to get bye. He regularly does stupid shit like throwing hammers and punching people and breaking mugs and yelling at people, and when asked about it he has NO reason he did it.

Another annoying thing is that the SECOND he gets in trouble he fakes panicking. Like blubbering crying and yelling and gibbering words out. Its like an octopus' ink, its to divert attention an convince you he is sorry when he isn't. I can tell it is fake because after muh parents get done being mad at him and let him go, he snaps right back to happy joy joy mode.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 29, 2015, 08:11:38 am
Record it and catch him out, do it a few times, the show them the evidence to prove that he fakes it to get out of being shouted at?
Or wage Guerrilla Warfare against him, fuck things up and blame it on him, but make sure there's no possible way even he could pin it on you.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on May 29, 2015, 10:34:37 am
Record it and catch him out, do it a few times, the show them the evidence to prove that he fakes it to get out of being shouted at?
Or wage Guerrilla Warfare against him, **** things up and blame it on him, but make sure there's no possible way even he could pin it on you.
But that would be mean. As fucked up as he is, I can't bear to treat him how he treats me, or just nasty in general. You might not believe this from online, but until I have some kind of psychotic break I just try to make people happy and be nice, unless they are idiots.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 29, 2015, 12:37:04 pm
Okay gonna say a couple things cause I do not like to talk about families I don't know.

Your bro is gonna go to jail if he keeps acting how he is. He's gonna hit someone or break someone else's property and get charged, and why did he do it? 'I just did' is not going to get him off, and he's going to end up in jail.
Honestly I'm not sure what exactly to do with him, but I'm guessing that he's either going to end up in boot camp or juvie.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 29, 2015, 01:34:00 pm
Just to clarify the Guerrilla Warfare bit was sarcastic, as I stated in the "I Need A Drink" thread it may be because he has unresolved issues.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on May 29, 2015, 02:42:43 pm
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/TheGrandListOfForumAndCommunityLaws
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on May 29, 2015, 02:56:41 pm
It has rained 27 out of the 29 days thus far this May here. constant. fucking. rain.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 29, 2015, 03:37:15 pm
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/TheGrandListOfForumAndCommunityLaws
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForumPeckingOrder

I have come to realise that the majority of this forum consists of Old Guard from the moment it was created.
The majority of the forum fits into both the Regulars and Old Guard positions.
This may be why we have issues with new members.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 29, 2015, 03:52:11 pm
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/TheGrandListOfForumAndCommunityLaws

Quote
Sufficiently advanced trolling is indistinguishable from genuine stupidity.
Quote
If the forum has no rules regarding images, the thread will eventually degrade into porn.
Two of the best quotes on it.


This may be why we have issues with new members.

Or maybe we're just really obscure .
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on May 29, 2015, 04:02:16 pm
Actually a friend of mine just got off of school, said he was going to start being active here.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 29, 2015, 04:39:28 pm
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/TheGrandListOfForumAndCommunityLaws
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForumPeckingOrder

I have come to realise that the majority of this forum consists of Old Guard from the moment it was created.
The majority of the forum fits into both the Regulars and Old Guard positions.
This may be why we have issues with new members.

The majority here fit into old guard standing and behavior as described, even the moderators/admin do. It's a bit intimidating most likely to new members since we(well some of us at least) have said we're going to stick together.
Me personally, well some people know I'll call them out for what I think is bull shit(to a much lesser extent now though since I no longer wear a moderator cap), and I speak my mind on the majority of issues. I probably fit in as a mix of Mediator(though I try not to be a condescending a-hole), Old Guard, and probably still have a few Mod habits/impulses that I'm trying to get rid of.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 29, 2015, 06:05:00 pm
I actually quite often forget that Vulnus isn't a moderator. Although I guess you're sort of an unofficial moderator of sorts, since you tend to keep people in check before any of us have to.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 29, 2015, 06:10:06 pm
I think I more fit into a mediator role then mod one, though I still have that impulse to jump into an argument and try to stop it, or stop what I think will become an argument.
I also do my best to keep within the rules, and if I see someone else blatantly breaking them I'll probably remind them of whatever rule and tell them to go back and read the rules. I even do that in games like Red Orchestra 2 depending on the server I'm on, it's just kind of developed into a habit that I have.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 30, 2015, 05:31:20 am
Sheldon can grow his own and only Leonard Neomoy.

That is all.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 30, 2015, 01:03:45 pm
Sheldon can grow his own and only Leonard Neomoy.

That is all.
(http://memecrunch.com/meme/BVC0/what-you-ve-just-said-is-one-of-the-most-insanely-idiotic-things-i-have-ever-heard-at-no-point-in-your-rambling-incoherent-response-were-you-even-close-to-anything-that-could-be-considered-a-rational-thought-everyone-in-this-room-is-now-dumber-for-having-listened-to-it-i-award-you-no-points-and-may-god-have-mercy-on-your-soul/image.png)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on May 30, 2015, 01:09:55 pm
Sheldon can grow his own and only Leonard Neomoy.

That is all.
(http://memecrunch.com/meme/BVC0/what-you-ve-just-said-is-one-of-the-most-insanely-idiotic-things-i-have-ever-heard-at-no-point-in-your-rambling-incoherent-response-were-you-even-close-to-anything-that-could-be-considered-a-rational-thought-everyone-in-this-room-is-now-dumber-for-having-listened-to-it-i-award-you-no-points-and-may-god-have-mercy-on-your-soul/image.png)
I believe you have just posted something I've been looking for to use in an arguement with a buddy of mine...also perfect response.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 30, 2015, 01:31:42 pm
God dammit I spelled Nimoy wrong.

I apologize.

Buuuut lemme rephrase that, he can make his own and only LIVING Nimoy.

Spoiler: Possible Seizure Warning (hover to show)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 30, 2015, 08:00:28 pm
God dammit I spelled Nimoy wrong.

I apologize.

Buuuut lemme rephrase that, he can make his own and only LIVING Nimoy.

Spoiler: Possible Seizure Warning (hover to show)
(http://i.imgur.com/DJWPhgw.jpg)

That's what.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on May 31, 2015, 04:07:43 am


(http://i.imgur.com/DJWPhgw.jpg)

That's what.
There is something horribly disturbing about that!


He has a can of light beer, Light!Beer!
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on May 31, 2015, 06:36:22 pm
So in some excellent news I'm getting a new phone that isn't actually a ****ty ****ing half broken thing that can't access the internet , which means I wont have to take my iPad out with me everywhere.
More excellent news is that I'm finally getting WiFi, which means I'll be able to use the forum on my computer instead.

Bad news, I've just burnt my wrist on the kettle and it really hurts.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on June 02, 2015, 04:47:33 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/W4RX8x7.jpg)

http://fallout.bethsoft.com/
https://twitter.com/BethesdaStudios/status/605744940006670337
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on June 02, 2015, 05:32:58 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/W4RX8x7.jpg)

http://fallout.bethsoft.com/
https://twitter.com/BethesdaStudios/status/605744940006670337
The hype train cannot contain all the hype. A spaceship with a hyperdrive may be needed.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Hobocop on June 02, 2015, 05:36:01 pm
Oh, good.  A Fallout game without Obsidian at the wheel?  Pass.  At least until the GotY edition is released and the modding community has time to iron out all the dumb half-finished bull**** the game will doubtlessly have.  Maybe this time they'll at least have the courtesy to have an ending that isn't complete ****. 
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on June 02, 2015, 07:27:04 pm
Oh, good.  A Fallout game without Obsidian at the wheel?  Pass.  At least until the GotY edition is released and the modding community has time to iron out all the dumb half-finished bull**** the game will doubtlessly have.  Maybe this time they'll at least have the courtesy to have an ending that isn't complete ****. 
Yeah, I'm not all that hyped either with Bethesda running the show.

But whatever, I've got a new Weeaboo Waifus and Husbandos Simulator Fire Emblem to look forward too as well as Monster Hunter Cross~

And XCOM 2: Snake Boobs edition, of course.
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 02, 2015, 11:56:33 pm
Oh, good.  A Fallout game without Obsidian at the wheel?  Pass.  At least until the GotY edition is released and the modding community has time to iron out all the dumb half-finished bull**** the game will doubtlessly have.  Maybe this time they'll at least have the courtesy to have an ending that isn't complete ****.

I don't know, after the dagger that was Survivor 2099 and along with how shit Skyrim turned out to be (listen I'm honestly getting tired of people shitting on Oblivion and then praising Skyrim, I mean Oblivion's world was duller then what was stated in lore books, but at least the NPCs there had personality and the fact that the main quest actually had a goddamn effect on the world); I mean even with all the mods I pumped into it, I still can't get into Skyrim especially after that terrible ending.

If they had some of the Obsidian guys on writing and world building, I'd be down, but right now I'm actually worried that the mechanics are going to get dumbed down and speechcraft and its traits will boil down to that absolutely trash "percent" system.


Oh, good.  A Fallout game without Obsidian at the wheel?  Pass.  At least until the GotY edition is released and the modding community has time to iron out all the dumb half-finished bull**** the game will doubtlessly have.  Maybe this time they'll at least have the courtesy to have an ending that isn't complete ****. 
And XCOM 2: Snake Boobs edition, of course.
Spoiler (hover to show)

XCOM 2: Titties Unknown
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 03, 2015, 12:28:33 am
I love Oblivion. I love it so much. I need to play it. NOW.

Great game, Skyrim was ok but worse, too fucking dumbed down. Come on, if a game doesn't make me make careful decisions to get through the game, its not worth it. Oh my god, Daggerfall. Daggerfall is the perfect ES game. I would kill Wilson for a remastering in 3D. Oblivion is good though.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Hibou on June 03, 2015, 01:01:44 am
Hey, you know the rules Peri. No sacrificing forum members to pagan gods during the workweek.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 03, 2015, 01:09:30 am
Hey, you know the rules Peri. No sacrificing forum members to pagan gods during the workweek.

Oh really, shit you can come off the altar to Hastur now Hibou; we'll do your sacrifice this Saturday if I remember to show up.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 03, 2015, 02:13:19 am
I love Oblivion. I love it so much. I need to play it. NOW.

Great game, Skyrim was ok but worse, too ****ing dumbed down. Come on, if a game doesn't make me make careful decisions to get through the game, its not worth it. Oh my god, Daggerfall. Daggerfall is the perfect ES game. I would kill Wilson for a remastering in 3D. Oblivion is good though.
Wut?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on June 03, 2015, 03:21:44 am
How about we just kill Wilson and hope for the best?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 03, 2015, 03:36:52 am
How about we just kill Wilson and hope for the best?

Well that ain't very nice.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 03, 2015, 03:39:29 am
We shall let his mind become hunted by The One with Many Eyes instead. At least he'll have a chance to escape then.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 03, 2015, 05:19:30 am
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_magqnhfZcd1rtcfaqo1_400.gif)

I cann9t 6elive what I am hearing! Kill Wils9n?! Prep9ster9us! 6lah, 6lah, 6lah, check y9ur privilege, 6lah, 6lah, 6lah, I am s9 triggered right n9w, 6lah, 6lah, 6lah

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me671lPwRL1rtcfaqo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 03, 2015, 05:22:11 am
You guys need to get a grip.

(http://i.imgur.com/rlOw1jv.jpg)
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Memeber
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 03, 2015, 05:26:25 am
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/136a16560719cfdf19b2bf9f952b30cc/tumblr_mf22yqaCEl1rtcfaqo1_500.png)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Hobocop on June 03, 2015, 05:31:11 am
Oh, I hated Oblivion, too.  I thought it was complete **** and I still can't stomach that game to this day no matter how many mods I put in.  Too many prefab dungeons with pointless loot that you could just buy from the stores, super metagamey leveling system that sticks you in the ass unless you skill up in a very specific way, and the fact that everything leveled with you made your character's progression feel pointless. 

I'll give Skyrim credit for being at least tolerable in it's vanilla state, but even that wasn't very good as a whole. 
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Post by: Wheel-Son on June 03, 2015, 06:12:28 am
All I want for Fallout 4 is either duel wielding or a fuk-ton of easter eggs, like, all of them.
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Post by: Caconym on June 03, 2015, 06:36:28 am
I kinda want a game that can basically be described as "If TES and Fallout had a baby with each other" a post-apocalypse Sci-Fi/Fantasy game, go crazy with magic and technology (especially that 40's America vibe of fallout).
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Post by: Perigrin on June 03, 2015, 10:01:44 am
Oh, I hated Oblivion, too.  I thought it was complete **** and I still can't stomach that game to this day no matter how many mods I put in.  Too many prefab dungeons with pointless loot that you could just buy from the stores, super metagamey leveling system that sticks you in the ass unless you skill up in a very specific way, and the fact that everything leveled with you made your character's progression feel pointless. 

I'll give Skyrim credit for being at least tolerable in it's vanilla state, but even that wasn't very good as a whole.
MOOOOODS
OOO fixed all of oblivions leveling issues, Midas Magic adds more magical variety, There is a FUCKLOAD of new item packs and new dungeon packs to download, most modded dungeons are entirely hand done, and with the amount of time the game has been out, some people are crazy good at making dungeons. I just don't like Skyrim for its incredible dumbing down of the series. No custom magic, which means mages are underpowered, as you can never get better spells past a point. Enchanting was stripped down, Smithing went against the whole "Find better loot as you go along" thing, and made it more of a "Grind this boring skill if you dont want to die hideously". Half of the magic schools are flat out useless in Skyrim due to the no magic making. And, Skyrim had far less memorable quests. Oblivion was full of wacky and memorable quests, like Sheogoraths quest and the ENTIRE FUCKING SHIVERING ISLES! Whodunit was a great quest, the mages guild questline was morally vague at best (read between the liens on that one and it gets way darker), the Thieves guild ended in a balls out insane way, The fighters guild was pretty awesome at times, the dark brotherhood was usually really darkly funny, and the sidequests were awesome. and this is combined with the fact that Oblivion always felt like the AI had more of a personal life than in Skyrim. you could have conversations with everyone, and EVERYONE had a little quirk or secret you could find out. a woman in Anvil was cheating on her Husband, a Writer was a lesbian, If you stole all the food in peoples houses they would go to the Pub and eat. THE GAME NEVER TELLS YOU ANY OF THIS. you find it out on your own, and that is a good tenant for game design. Skyrims world felt much less real, more artificial and there just for you to adventure in. and, Skyrim had the same leveling system, just well hidden. Now, Daggerfall is a rant for another time, as it is also super great.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on June 03, 2015, 10:33:47 am
Here, Have a teaser.
 
https://youtu.be/GE2BkLqMef4


LOOK, A GERMAN SHEPARD!

ERMAGERD, but yeah, them graphics though. Some of it's in game I think!
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on June 03, 2015, 11:06:25 am
Your character is the dog, i'm calling it!
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Post by: Six on June 03, 2015, 11:08:11 am
I legit just nearly cried, I am so incredibly fucking excited for Fallout 4.
Nobody can tell me it'll be a 'bad game' because it fucking wont be, the setting alone looks amazing enough. Doubting it because Bethesda is making is is a bit odd, Fallout 3 was fucking brilliant, no better or worse than New Vegas honestly. With at least 300 hours in a single character in both games I still enjoy both, and I'm 100% certain that I'll enjoy Fallout 4 just as much.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on June 03, 2015, 11:09:17 am
That's a un-cat thing to say caconym...

I legit just nearly cried, I am so incredibly ****ing excited for Fallout 4.
Nobody can tell me it'll be a 'bad game' because it ****ing wont be, the setting alone looks amazing enough. Doubting it because Bethesda is making is is a bit odd, Fallout 3 was ****ing brilliant, no better or worse than New Vegas honestly. With at least 300 hours in a single character in both games I still enjoy both, and I'm 100% certain that I'll enjoy Fallout 4 just as much.
*Hugs Siege lion*
It's okay, Let it out buddy.
*Pat Pat*
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Post by: Six on June 03, 2015, 11:24:27 am
Ive just been waiting for this for so long and I honestly didn't think it was going to happen.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on June 03, 2015, 01:36:17 pm
Just watched it. Eating breakfest while crying. Excpect a Fallout 4 thtead made by me soon along with a huge post here.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on June 03, 2015, 02:22:48 pm
Alright after hastily typing that out on a dying phone and eating some leftover Chinese I can type:


So what shocked me the most about the trailer is how much it looked like Fallout concept art, I mean if you look at the concept art for Fallout: New Vegas or Fallout 3, you realize that whats there is supposed to be much bigger and more detailed. Best example of this would be the huge disappointment that was the city of New Vegas, I mean they hyped that shit up but when you finally got there it was just... eh. Mainly due to how small everything was, and how depopulated the actual city was. It would've been better if they focused more on the story but whatevs.

Anyway everything looks straight out of a concept art book for Fallout, and half the shit I saw in the trailer was always a "hidden" part of the lore. Like did you know (This is from a heavily Retconned version of Fallout Tactics, from the horses mouth) the Brotherhood of Steel had a fleet of airships, they were all destroyed when crossing The Divide except for one that made it through; and yes airships are officially apart of the lore. But I never thought I'd see one in an actual game.


Also another thing that straight up made my heart jump, we get to see what happened when the bombs fell, and ontop of that I remember a rumor floating about that was about a Vault that cryogenicly froze people and that you'd play as someone who made it into the Vault. And judging from the trailer its going to be a great fucking opening, tutorial, and most likely will be as heartbreaking as the opening to The Last of Us.

Also did anyone else get "cyberpunk" vibes from how the towns looked? It might be the noodle shop that's giving me those vibes, but if there's That Gun in there and a trenchcoat, I'm definitely going to be playing as old Harrison Ford.


But my only worry about the game is a minor gripe and it might just be in the trailer but: The main character spoke, and the reason why that has me worried is mostly because Fallout let you project yourself on the character and giving said character a voice kinda takes me out of it; I'm sure I'll get used to it... but then again there is this:

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--TDzk0L79--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1993h06hw9hg8png.png)


So I don't know what Bethesda is planning, maybe its leaked for just the Male players lines, maybe you only talk to the dog, or maybe it was the dog that's talking and you get a Boy and His Dog vibes.


But other then that I purchased 1st class tickets on the hype train and anyone whose interested can take the extra seat.





I legit just nearly cried, I am so incredibly ****ing excited for Fallout 4.
Nobody can tell me it'll be a 'bad game' because it ****ing wont be, the setting alone looks amazing enough. Doubting it because Bethesda is making is is a bit odd, Fallout 3 was ****ing brilliant, no better or worse than New Vegas honestly. With at least 300 hours in a single character in both games I still enjoy both, and I'm 100% certain that I'll enjoy Fallout 4 just as much.


I could argue that New Vegas is miles better then 3. Mainly due to the story not being black&white in New Vegas, and how I enjoyed the Nevada area much more then DC in the long run. And how the quests were much more fun in New Vegas, there was no fucking fire ant mission in New Vegas.

But that doesn't matter, what matters is what Bethesda does with Fallout 4's gameplay. I want all my skills to only level up when I hit the level up mark, I want to be S.P.E.C.I.A.L-ized in what I choose, I want my actions to have consequences, and I want really fun traits like the Nuke trait that made you blow up when in crit or a Bloody Mess trait, or a trait that makes me "gay" (listen I didn't know gay people did 15% more damage to the same gender, once the Apocalypse comes the LGBT community will thrive).

And if the world is good (WHICH IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS) then I probably won't bitch (as much) about the lack of complexity if there is a lack of complexity.

Just give me a cool wasteland, some oldies, and some fun guns and traits; and I'll be one happy wastelander.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on June 03, 2015, 02:27:49 pm
The only difference I can see is that the Vault Suit is more... Vaulty? like the normal vault suits form the originals, yeah that.
ALSO THAT RIFLE HE HAS IS F*CKING BADA$$, I want that rifle, GIVE ME THAT RIFLE.
It may be like a mixture of saints row that you maybe could choose your voice type. I also want Mad Max to be in the game, as a character. Maybe an easter egg or just a side character where you could get a few quests from him. Also people are already making mods for fallout 4, and putting demos for FNV.

Numero uno: http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/57141/?

Numero dos: http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/55266/?
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Post by: ajwilli1 on June 03, 2015, 02:42:02 pm
The only difference I can see is that the Vault Suit is more... Vaulty? like the normal vault suits form the originals, yeah that.
ALSO THAT RIFLE HE HAS IS F*CKING BADA$$, I want that rifle, GIVE ME THAT RIFLE.
It may be like a mixture of saints row that you maybe could choose your voice type. I also want Mad Max to be in the game, as a character. Maybe an easter egg or just a side character where you could get a few quests from him. Also people are already making mods for fallout 4, and putting demos for FNV.

Numero uno: http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/57141/?

Numero dos: http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/55266/?

I don't know man, but when I said it looks like concept art, I should've said. THEY FUCKING NAILED THE LOOK, THIS IS THE MOST FALLOUT LOOKING FALLOUT GAME I'VE EVER SEEN!

FUCK IT HYPE TRAIN! HYYYYYPPPPPEEEEEE TRAIIIIN!
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Post by: Perigrin on June 03, 2015, 02:42:44 pm
Hype train coming through. If I actually get to run to the vault like AJ said, all of my money will belong to them. After Skyrim, I hope that it plays a lot more complex than Skyrim. Aww hell, who am I kidding, its a Bethesda game, I'm going to put 789 or so hours into it.
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Post by: Hobocop on June 03, 2015, 02:56:34 pm
Oh, I hated Oblivion, too.  I thought it was complete **** and I still can't stomach that game to this day no matter how many mods I put in.  Too many prefab dungeons with pointless loot that you could just buy from the stores, super metagamey leveling system that sticks you in the ass unless you skill up in a very specific way, and the fact that everything leveled with you made your character's progression feel pointless. 

I'll give Skyrim credit for being at least tolerable in it's vanilla state, but even that wasn't very good as a whole.
MOOOOODS
<snip>

Again, in their vanilla states, Skyrim was the better game in my book, even if it was still broke as all hell and I'd rather just play Fallout:New Vegas instead, as the Elder Scrolls universe post-Morrowind has steadily become less and less interesting to me.  I remember precisely zero characters from either game barring like...two.  One being Patrick Stewart and the other being Paarthurnax.  Plus the obvious recurring characters that really don't count. 

I had more fun rampaging as a werewolf in vanilla Skyrim than doing anything with modded Oblivion, even with OOO and a less shit leveling system in place.  But that's just me.  I don't believe either game was as good as most say they are.  They were more products of circumstance in my eyes than anything else, since there were no other open world RPGs of their ilk around at the time. 
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Post by: Perigrin on June 03, 2015, 03:09:59 pm
Ehh, it just ahs a special place in my heart. i put 2000 odd hours into oblivion. i know every shred of that game. and most mods. im thinking of doing a NPC play, which is where you play a Bethesda game as close to an NPC as you can. pretty fun actually.
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Post by: Hobocop on June 03, 2015, 04:00:39 pm
On Fallout 4, I can't legitimately get excited for a game with no gameplay details.  Been burned too many times by that, and I'm even skeptical of supposed gameplay that Bethesda shows after the Radiant AI bullshit from Oblivion.  Almost nothing they showed in that preview actually happened in the game until modders re-enabled everything. 
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Post by: Six on June 03, 2015, 04:18:33 pm
The reason I actually have faith in Bethesda pulling through with Fallout 4 and delivering exactly what the hype train is expecting is because of how long they've had to work on it. I mean it's pretty obvious they at least began working on Fallout 4 the second they were done with Fallout 3 and once Skyrim was out the way it probably became their main project. That means they've had longer to work on it than most companies do and it's probably been in development for far longer than anything else they've released.

That means it'll be absolutely ****ing full of features and cool things and probably still not be bug tested at all, but that's okay.d

Bethesda clearly understands exactly what's at stake if they fuck Fallout 4 up, it's been one of the most anticipated games for a few years now, there's a lot riding on it and just from the trailer it looks like they've gone all out on it.
Of course it's going to require a little fixing by the community afterwards but that's just a trait of Bethesda games, we know to expect that, they don't hide it and pretend their games are perfect upon release.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on June 03, 2015, 05:05:38 pm
They're usin' their noggin! They be smert.
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Post by: Hobocop on June 03, 2015, 05:23:17 pm
I just think it's bull**** that we essentially expect modders to fix core design flaws in their games.  It gives them an excuse to not make sure that **** is sorted out on their own, and I don't like it.  Not that I necessarily believe that this is what they do, but the fact that the possibility exists and considering how many half-finished mechanics have been in their games, it wouldn't surprise me. 

Skyrim was released over five years after Oblivion came out, and that product wasn't exactly stellar in it's vanilla state either.  Fallout 4 is looking at a similar development timeline.  Doesn't exactly instill me with any faith, especially after last year's abysmal showing of AAA games straight up not working properly at release which was ****ing pathetic. 

And after playing the Witcher 3, my standards for open world RPGs are higher than ever.  Which is why I find it counter-intuitive to get hyped over anything that we have no concrete details on, especially when we live in the age of Twitch and can get raw, unedited gameplay footage of pretty much any popular game at a moment's notice.  More features are all well and good, but what's the point if they're just half-assed.  'An ocean with the depth of a kiddie pool' is a fairly common and apt criticism of unmodded Skyrim, and I really hope they've actually learned their lessons with Oblivion and Skyrim. 

Time will tell, along with the finished product being in my hands, not E3 bullshit and lofty promises. 
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Post by: Wheel-Son on June 03, 2015, 05:46:40 pm
Holy crap hobocop. Do you need a hug?
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Post by: Hobocop on June 03, 2015, 06:01:47 pm
Nah, just fed up with BS from big publishers, which is why I'm super cynical about any public statements they make.  The first half of this year has been lackluster, with GTAV, Bloodborne, and the Witcher 3 being the only AAA games worth anything, (MKX as well if that's your thing, but the PC port is a load of shit) and one of them isn't even a new game.  Luckily, there's also indie and smaller stuff like Darkest Dungeon, Pillars of Eternity, Wolfenstein the Old Blood, and others that keeps me from losing faith in the industry entirely. 
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Post by: Wheel-Son on June 03, 2015, 06:14:58 pm
Wolfenstien Old Blood is a AAA title. Right?
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Post by: Hobocop on June 03, 2015, 07:53:02 pm
It is, but it's also not a full-fledged release.  It's a small budget-priced standalone prequel to the Old Blood from last year, which was pretty much the best shooter of 2014. 
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Post by: Hibou on June 03, 2015, 08:57:56 pm
Watching that trailer, I got reminded of something as that dog ran through the house. I could've sworn I've seen that bef-

OH NO

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/25ff079d02fa4a70494738adfe6b7663/tumblr_inline_npdlyoKht31truuhh_500.jpg)

FALLOUT 4: CALL OF DOG CONFIRMED
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Post by: Hobocop on June 03, 2015, 11:09:49 pm
Featuring next-gen fish AI, the likes that have never before been since Super Mario 64. 
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Post by: ajwilli1 on June 04, 2015, 01:03:59 am
Featuring next-gen fish AI, the likes that have never before been since Super Mario 64.

Radiant Fish AI
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Post by: Perigrin on June 04, 2015, 01:08:00 am
Featuring next-gen fish AI, the likes that have never before been since Super Mario 64.

Radiant Fish AI
The fish have personal lives. This one likes to wear hats. This one cheats on his wife.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 04, 2015, 01:13:27 am
I have spoken before of my asshole DND players. Next session, I'm running this http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6088875/
Because I want them to pay for it.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on June 04, 2015, 01:18:47 am
I have spoken before of my **** DND players. Next session, I'm running this http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6088875/
Because I want them to pay for it.

Dammit Perigrin, I need to play New Vegas and watch The IT Crowd at the same time. Not read really horror D&D stories. My procrastination on procrastination, is ruining my procrastination on critical levels of, "I'll do that later." I have so much nothing-to-do in my life that I'm actually busy with doing nothing.
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Post by: Six on June 04, 2015, 06:08:35 am
ABOUT TO GET WIFI
AW YIS
GONNA TORRENT EVERYTHING

But I wont torrent Fallout 4 when it comes out, no. I'll buy that like a responsi- I'm torrenting it.

Edit: The fact that I'm getting WIFI is incredibly well timed since both my phones have decided that they will no longer be able to get more than a single bar of signal.

Also there's a supermarket that just got finished over the road and here are literally hundreds of people in my street, they've been there since 7 this morning, it's now almost 12. It's like celebrities are having a party in there or something. Although there is a Subway over there and supposedly a Costa, which I'm totally fucking okay with.
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Post by: Six on June 04, 2015, 12:07:16 pm
WiFi is on, fuck yeah.

I've joined the Forums Steam Group too, might buy a couple multiplayer games when I've got the money to. Gonna sort my computer out first though.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on June 04, 2015, 02:10:39 pm
Might have a OK computer running soonish. Matters if my Dad is going to buy the required harddrive at a store or delivered here. (In Sandy Valley it takes about 2-3 weeks from deliveries from Las Vegas (Nearest city to us)  down to here which is about ~58 miles away.) We got a computer that was apparantly too slow for my sisters work. They were going to throw it away before we offered to take it. (They could have bought a ram upgrade and I bet it would run much faster but I guess they are not very computer savvy. :P )

Then there is sarusian from the DDA Forums that I got back in contact with him on Reddit. (A guy who said he was gonna send me his old rig before I was banned from DDA Forums.) who might be sending me his friends rig piece by piece without a case. He has not confirmed it said he might and also lives in Canada so it might be awhile before that arrives if it arrives.

Then there is the laptop that broke. My friend might be able to fix it, but we need to find a USB to USB do he can run a diagnostic on it from a virtual machine from his own laptop to mine.
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Post by: Hibou on June 04, 2015, 02:48:12 pm
Hecks to the yeah, Siege, that's awesome. Maybe a little less awesome with the huge crowds, but it does offer a perfect opportunity to give your neighborhood a bad reputation. I'm thinking something along the lines of staging a shootout with some friends, or maybe just running onto the street with nothing but some shaving cream covering your dignity while waving a couple of pool noodles. The possibilities are endless.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 04, 2015, 04:41:59 pm
WOO today is the last day I am a Junior, at school, and the mark of the beginning of summer!
Getting my pool cleaned up and ready, as the temperature has already reached highs of 100 Fahrenheit.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on June 04, 2015, 04:45:02 pm
What is the Utterly Mad steam?
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Post by: Bubbadoo on June 04, 2015, 06:07:54 pm
What is the Utterly Mad steam?
He is talking about the Steam group we have.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on June 04, 2015, 06:22:56 pm
Oh, do we have a steam group for the Utterly Mad? I'll make one if we don't.
EDIT: found it. Looked through peri's group section.
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Post by: Six on June 06, 2015, 02:18:16 pm
That pool noodle idea is ****ing fantastic, although there's at least 6 security guards outside it at all times and I imagine they'd take me down pretty quickly.
Although it would totally be worth it.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 06, 2015, 04:55:54 pm
That pool noodle idea is ****ing fantastic, although there's at least 6 security guards outside it at all times and I imagine they'd take me down pretty quickly.
Although it would totally be worth it.
You'd better post it to your facebook if you do.  :P
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Post by: Caconym on June 06, 2015, 06:45:16 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/BL1yWAG.jpg)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 06, 2015, 07:28:13 pm
HOLY SHIT
SOMEONE JUST WON THE TRIPLE FUCKING CROWN
HOLY SHIT
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Flame on June 06, 2015, 07:47:15 pm
HOLY ****
SOMEONE JUST WON THE TRIPLE ****ING CROWN
HOLY ****
what?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: guest48 on June 07, 2015, 10:29:30 am
Horse racing.
Or something.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 09, 2015, 05:18:45 am
Hey did anyone else catch the Adult swim special "Unedited Footage of a Bear" tonight? It's some creepy trippy shit in the vain of "Too Many Cooks" but only a measly ~10 minutes long. This time it's a trippy allergy ad.

Gonna need to get some serious claridryl (http://www.adultswim.com/promotions/claridryl/) after this. Look into the site, I can't be bothered at this time of night I only went to the link from the show (It had the website for the fake allergy medicine so I had to see if they actually did.) but apparently there is a secret video and game in the website and maybe more.

Too tired to bother though.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on June 09, 2015, 05:25:39 am
I-I finally 100% Hotline Miami 2. Genocide, literally the achievement that requires 1337 grinding.

Honestly I had fun with it, but now what am I supposed to do while I wait for the level editor? I already 100% Hotline Miami 1, maybe I'll go outside or actually do something with my life.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Hobocop on June 09, 2015, 06:28:00 am
You could always play Brutal Doom.  v20 just came out a few days ago. 
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 09, 2015, 01:12:35 pm
You could always play Brutal Doom.  v20 just came out a few days ago.

Yeah I have been playing that alot.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on June 09, 2015, 07:30:14 pm
You could always play Brutal Doom.  v20 just came out a few days ago.

Yeah I have been playing that alot.
I can do better, have a Brutal Doom mod that is so modded that it can actually lag badly on low end computers.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/1z14u9/brutal_doom_fully_modded_download_available_read/
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Post by: Six on June 09, 2015, 08:56:21 pm
Searching around on r/pcmasterrace has highlighted a few very important things for me.

1. I was looking in the wrong places for inexpensive yet gaming quality PC parts.
2. I do not in fact require a £600-£800 Computer for high end gaming.
3. A £300-£400 Computer is more than capable of outperforming a console for the exact same price.
4. The only thing I really need right now is a GPU, since I don't have one. This is incredibly inexpensive and will allow my current, extremely old computer, to almost match current gen consoles for about £100.

Estimated conversion to Dollars for prices.
£600-£800 = $900-$1200
£300-£400 = $450-$600
£100 = $150
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Post by: Bubbadoo on June 09, 2015, 09:34:06 pm
Well uh, wow! I am glad I could have helped then!
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Post by: Perigrin on June 10, 2015, 01:13:26 am
Another important thing, the amount of cores in a processer rarely matters. Most applications are so poorly written that they all use the first core anyway.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on June 10, 2015, 01:42:25 am
I just realized "Goddammit Rhodri!" is in the News thing. This is the most I have ever accomplished in my life. I feel special.

"Goddammit" is spelled wrong. It should have two m's.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 10, 2015, 02:14:33 am
I just realized "Goddammit Rhodri!" is in the News thing. This is the most I have ever accomplished in my life. I feel special.

"Goddammit" is spelled wrong. It should have two m's.
GODDAMMIT RHODRI
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Post by: Rhodri on June 10, 2015, 04:05:51 am
I just realized "Goddammit Rhodri!" is in the News thing. This is the most I have ever accomplished in my life. I feel special.

"Goddammit" is spelled wrong. It should have two m's.
GODDAMMIT RHODRI
*Goddammit Rhodri!

Capitals should only be at the beginning of a sentence or the first letter of a name. There should be punctuation at the end of every sentence.

Rhodri, the first mantis to ever join the ranks of the Grammar Nazi Party.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on June 10, 2015, 04:18:44 am
Rhodri, the first mantis to ever join the ranks of the Grammar Nazi Party.
Well, that is just terrible.
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/261/846/9b6.gif)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on June 10, 2015, 11:18:29 pm
...who locked the booze thread?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 10, 2015, 11:25:19 pm
Who knows but I unlocked it because there wasn't a discussion about it.
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Post by: Six on June 11, 2015, 10:52:07 am
You can unlock threads outside of your own board?
Edit: Ah I see, you can unlock your own threads.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 12, 2015, 09:15:55 pm
So a Chick Fil A is being built in Henderson, they refuse to build one in Las Vegas because it's "Sin City" and against their religion. >.>
Not everyone in Las Vegas G/-\mbles and sh1t, it's mostly the tourists.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 12, 2015, 09:50:41 pm
So a Chick Fil A is being built in Henderson, they refuse to build one in Las Vegas because it's "Sin City" and against their religion. >.>
Not everyone in Las Vegas ****s and ****, it's mostly the tourists.
If Chock Fil A wasn't delicious, I would hate them. Actually, my nicest and most tolerent friend works at one. I came out to him first, really nice guy. Its funny, he is a super Christian, but is the least homophobic person I know. The only homophobic friend I have is an atheist. Just goes to show that its the people, not the religion. Chick Fil A's management is fucking retarded though.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on June 13, 2015, 03:07:58 am
So a Chick Fil A is being built in Henderson, they refuse to build one in Las Vegas because it's "Sin City" and against their religion. >.>
Not everyone in Las Vegas ****s and ****, it's mostly the tourists.
(https://i.imgur.com/2RMOh.jpg)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 13, 2015, 06:02:13 am
Uh, I think I pissed off bubbadoo... I'm sorry bubbs!
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 13, 2015, 06:11:18 am
Uh, I think I ****ed off bubbadoo... I'm sorry bubbs!
You f|_|cking called an admin on me, when I was just messing around with a friend.
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Post by: Siege-Loli on June 13, 2015, 06:30:02 am
Woah guys, time out. What the hell happened?
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Post by: Rhodri on June 13, 2015, 06:35:01 am
What the hell happened?
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Post by: Caconym on June 13, 2015, 08:03:37 am
What the hell happened?

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Post by: Wheel-Son on June 13, 2015, 10:26:49 am
We were playing SS13, and he kept stabbing me with a syringe, there was no respawns and it was early in the round. We made up though! No bad blood between us. Wooo!
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 13, 2015, 10:29:20 am
We were playing the colonial marines ss13 server, and I was bugging him. The worst thing I did was inject my blood into his and his into me. Instead of talking to me that I was overboard he called an admin onto me.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on June 13, 2015, 10:33:55 am
I felt like crap afterwards, I said sorry almost instantly.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on June 13, 2015, 11:57:13 pm
Posting seems to have gone way the fśck down lately. There pretty much haven't been any posts in The Abyss since it was made either, it's probably my job to sort that out though I guess, especially since Lurker pretty much dissapeared.
Gonna have to go find a load of góre and pórn worthy of The Abyss now.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on June 14, 2015, 12:40:42 am
Eh, I've been busy so I've not been posting as much as I'd like to, and I've been thinking of throwing some of my old ideas up on another site to see if theirs interest there. I'll post more as time allows, but I've gotten some stuff dumped on me for the next couple of days that I  don't particularly wish to do, but I have to do, so fun. You can probably expect more writting from me later, as I've run into some inspiration, so there's that too.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 14, 2015, 01:07:00 am
My internet Service Provider fucked up my internet, im out of cellular data, and my septic system backed up. sorry for not posting, its a Uber catastrophe here. internet just started working again yesterday ish.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on June 14, 2015, 02:43:29 am
So there's been all this fuss about The Witcher 3 lately so I thought I'd finally get into the franchise, figured the best place to start is the first one.
I have to say I'm not really enjoying it, the combat is pretty boring, borderline awful to be honest. The menus just don't feel right and are sort of awkward, especially since they aren't very well explained. The characters and their interaction is a little stiff and just doesn't feel natural at all and the dialogue is some of the worst I've ever heard. I've heard better dialogue in shķtty Fallout quest mods.

I realise the second one changed the combat mechanics but I haven't played it yet, although I've not heard anything good about the change, not sure about anything else.

Honestly I'm sort of questioning how the series really became popular.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 14, 2015, 03:15:57 am
Sex, Grimedarkness, Voice Gravelyness, and being typical Hard as Balls Cynical Polish games. Polish games (both Video and tabletop) Are always cynical and depressing, because apparently Poland is a country of Squidwards.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Flame on June 14, 2015, 12:56:45 pm
Anyone who claims a gender/sexuality with more than one word is an attention whore.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 14, 2015, 01:07:53 pm
I cannot think of a gender/sexuality that is more than one word. Ted Sexual?
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Post by: Bubbadoo on June 14, 2015, 01:27:45 pm
I cannot think of a gender/sexuality that is more than one word.
I know of one, Gender Fluid.
Basically this sexuality means at some points in time you feel like a male, and other parts you feel like a female.
Like for example in the morning you feel like you are a woman, but at night you feel like a guy. Or during the weekdays you feel like a guy but on weekend you feel like a woman. Or just change genders at random times, etc. etc. Honestly it sounds dumb to me but whatever you want to believe you are I really don't care.


Speaking of sexuality stuff, I recently saw on the news that transgendered Middle Schoolers want rights or some shit... but wait, what parent lets their middle school kid go through changing genders, that is possibly the worst time for someone to do something as serious as that. I understand if they were like 20+ but middle school? Seriously?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 14, 2015, 02:38:51 pm
The best time to transition is before puberty. It lets the body develops properly. Although, they actually just block puberty until they think the kid can decide. Also, I though genderfluid was one word.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 14, 2015, 02:54:27 pm
I thought genderfluid was one word.
I don't think so, gender is not a prefix like pan, homo, hetero, bi, tri, etc.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Flame on June 14, 2015, 05:56:39 pm
I was thinking more along the lines of "genderfluid demisexual non-binary fictionkin" special snowflake tumblr shit.
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Post by: Perigrin on June 14, 2015, 06:37:43 pm
Oh. I'm with you there. Tumble is too hugboxy and IM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE for me. I'm a 4channer, and it shows. The three or four long words definition is fucking silly. PICK ONE OF EACH (Gender Identity and Sexuality) AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE SURE OF IT. I get that things change, but seriously, it gets pretty ridiculous. I saw a post on 4chan that was a screenshot of someone's tumble page. She listed as a, and I quote, Squirrelkin lesbian asexual genderfluid feminist. Lolwat.
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Post by: Caconym on June 14, 2015, 06:47:22 pm
saw a post on 4chan that was a screenshot of someone's tumble page. She listed as a, and I quote, Squirrelkin lesbian asexual genderfluid feminist. Lolwat.
Something like this?
(http://i.imgur.com/pFzoEd7.png)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 14, 2015, 06:53:11 pm
saw a post on 4chan that was a screenshot of someone's tumble page. She listed as a, and I quote, Squirrelkin lesbian asexual genderfluid feminist. Lolwat.
Something like this?
(http://i.imgur.com/pFzoEd7.png)
That is the exact post. I just misremembered.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Flame on June 14, 2015, 06:57:33 pm
I'm a 4chan lurker and I just got back from r/tumblrinaction. I would make a tumblr account and troll feminists (read: point out mental gymnastics) if I didn't have better things to do.
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Post by: Perigrin on June 14, 2015, 07:25:18 pm
Oh FUCK me. My septic system is out, so I have to run 300 meters up the street to use the bathroom. And, it just started the worse thunderstorm yet this year. FUUUUUUUÜUUUUUCK.
Also, those of us who do have mental problems can tell people who claim to to FUCK OFF. Autism is something that you KNOW you have, its not a mabye. PTSD is a serious problem, and one that is fucking with you for your whole life. Anxiety is a real bitch to deal with. If you haven't ever spent three weeks Feeling like shit because you accidentally didn't give back a pen, you are not severely anxious. OCD, and this one pisses me off the worse, does NOT mean you are obsessively clean. It means you wash your hands until they are raw every night, have constant thoughts of extreme violence against people close to you (more common variant than you think.), or spend 4 hours scrubbing one room. People are assholes who want to feel different by applying serious medical problems in a trivial manner.

PERI-BRO IS OUT, PEACE!
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Post by: Siege-Loli on June 14, 2015, 09:38:00 pm
...Someone taking PTSD lightly? I'ma fruk someone up. They have no idea how horrible it is...
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Post by: Perigrin on June 14, 2015, 10:12:41 pm
...Someone taking PTSD lightly? I'ma fruk someone up. They have no idea how horrible it is...
Look two posts up and go to tumble.
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Post by: Siege-Loli on June 14, 2015, 10:36:03 pm
Oh Tumblr... you actually trigger me. I mean I am seriously and actually triggered by the horrible things they say on there. Things like the otherkin, headmates, or people who say they get PTS FRUKING D FROM TUMBLR. BICH YOU HAVE LIVED IN A BUBBLE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED HARDSHIPS BEFORE YOU STUPID FRUKING C.UNTS!

I better get something to drunk.
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Post by: Perigrin on June 14, 2015, 11:08:06 pm
Oh Tumblr... you actually trigger me. I mean I am seriously and actually triggered by the horrible things they say on there. Things like the otherkin, headmates, or people who say they get PTS FRUKING D FROM TUMBLR. BICH YOU HAVE LIVED IN A BUBBLE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED HARDSHIPS BEFORE YOU STUPID FRUKING C.UNTS!

I better get something to drunk.
Shhhh, it will be ok. Go get some cheap booze, and be content in the knowledge that half of those people are going to get punched by someone simalar to you.

Side note about otherkin. Us Furries make fun of them. They are the second lowest rung on the internet mocking order.
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Post by: Rhodri on June 15, 2015, 01:19:14 am
Oh Tumblr... you actually trigger me. I mean I am seriously and actually triggered by the horrible things they say on there. Things like the otherkin, headmates, or people who say they get PTS FRUKING D FROM TUMBLR. BICH YOU HAVE LIVED IN A BUBBLE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED HARDSHIPS BEFORE YOU STUPID FRUKING C.UNTS!

I better get something to drunk.
Shhhh, it will be ok. Go get some cheap booze, and be content in the knowledge that half of those people are going to get punched by someone simalar to you.

Side note about otherkin. Us Furries make fun of them. They are the second lowest rung on the internet mocking order.
Who's the lowest?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 15, 2015, 01:23:57 am
Oh Tumblr... you actually trigger me. I mean I am seriously and actually triggered by the horrible things they say on there. Things like the otherkin, headmates, or people who say they get PTS FRUKING D FROM TUMBLR. BICH YOU HAVE LIVED IN A BUBBLE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED HARDSHIPS BEFORE YOU STUPID FRUKING C.UNTS!

I better get something to drunk.
Shhhh, it will be ok. Go get some cheap booze, and be content in the knowledge that half of those people are going to get punched by someone simalar to you.

Side note about otherkin. Us Furries make fun of them. They are the second lowest rung on the internet mocking order.
Who's the lowest?
4 way tie between Therians, SJWs, Matt Ward, and Tim BVUckly.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 15, 2015, 01:26:09 am
Who are the Therians, Tim, and Matt? The first one sounds like a religion.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on June 15, 2015, 01:26:43 am
If even Furries can make fun of you then you're doing something wrong.

Also I have a uhh thing.
So as a sort of Adult (19 yet I don't act like it) with no A Levels (the only qualifications that matter) because I wasn't able to deal with college due to health problems and almost zero reasonable job prospects, not that I won't take a shiťty job if its all that I've got, I've realised I'm in somewhat of a difficult situation since I live with my drug addict of a dad who barely saves enough money to buy food, sometimes not even that. I had a chance of moving out that I mentioned a while ago but that's not happening unfortunately.

But the thing is that I've got this idea, it's something I've been thinking about for quite a while since me and a friend suggested it mostly as a joke, I have some experience in a few things required and I've spent time researching what I'll need to do and finding out what others have done and I've realised it's a possibility, eventually. I'm perhaps considering starting up a clothing line, nothing like a major brand or anything, I'm well aware of the money and connections required for that, more as something of a hobby and perhaps to eventually make money a little easier for me. Now I'm aware that it costs money to make money, so I'll need that shiťty job before I can even begin on this, which may take some time, but I really want to try it out, even if it doesn't go well then it won't be a major loss if it fůcks up early, I know not to have too much confidence in it.
When I actually get around to doing this, if I ever do, then this is probably going to be one of the places I advertise it.

The thing is that in order for me to get anywhere near successful with this then I'll need help, advertisement is almost as important as quality products, and that's exactly what I've got plans for, though I'll get around to that once I've fully got everything set out and ready to start on.

The main issue I'm having with really beginning any of this, even just the planning stage is that I'm wondering if it's even possible, or more importantly if it's even a good idea.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on June 15, 2015, 01:34:18 am
Who are the Therians, Tim, and Matt? The first one sounds like a religion.


I can tell you who Tim Fcukly is. Tim is a comic artist that made CRTL+ALT+DEL a silly little comic about a dweeb and his roommate working in a gamestore, it had the usual joke format of 4 panels making fun of a game or its mechanics and then a punchline. Well this wasn't enough for Big Ego Tim, he decided that the girl character would get pregnant with the dweebs baby, hyped it up to mass proportions before pusying out because he knew that three gamer dweebs, a robot that was actually an XBOX, and a baby wouldn't be great comedy.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cadbortion

SO THIS HAPPENED AND PEOPLE GOT PISSED! THEN HE WENT ALL: "BUT I WANT TO MAKE A DRAMATIC COMIC! AND ITS SUPER SERIOUS!"

So he went on the dramatic streak until it all ended with the XBOX robot taking over the world and the main character dweeb sacrificing himself.

Now he makes CAD with three generic guys that are just different shades of blue.

Also he sent a dick pic to an 11 year old girl. Also he bans you for critism. Also he's a huge fucking cnt.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 15, 2015, 01:35:44 am
@Siege: Advertisement? Oh baby you're talking to someone who studied in Communications in college and grew up under someone who had a major in Marketing. Getting the word out is easy but getting it to stay aloft is tricky. To even consider this I'm gonna need at least some concept art.

@Peri-Kun: Well I sent my pic to my 15 year ol' GF at the time so I can't talk much shiz.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on June 15, 2015, 01:36:56 am
@Siege: Advertisement? Oh baby you're talking to someone who studied in Communications in college and grew up under someone who had a major in Marketing. Getting the word out is easy but getting it to stay aloft is tricky. To even consider this I'm gonna need at least some concept art.

@Peri-Kun: Well I sent my pic to my 15 year ol' GF at the time so I can't talk much shiz.

Did I mention that the miscarriage strip was based off his ex's miscarriage? Yeah, he did that because they had a toxic relationship and tried to show the horrors of that.

Tim is a bastard.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 15, 2015, 01:43:21 am
Therians are just otherkin who dont limit themselves to animals that exist. Even otherkin mock them. And Matt Ward..........

FUCK MATT WARD.

He ruined the Space Marines and Grey Knights in W40K. Just look him up on 1d4chan.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 15, 2015, 01:44:19 am
@Tim the Fruk Face: Hm... sounds like a piece of filth. You don't inflict other people with your hate, you deal with it responsibly and especially if you have a following.

@Peri-Kun: I'll lick him up later.
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Post by: Perigrin on June 15, 2015, 01:46:25 am
Also, I did not know about the Dick Pic until now. Now he is somehow even more of a scumbucket.
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Post by: Siege-Loli on June 15, 2015, 01:53:35 am
Well, again I can't say anything. \o/ I don't know the details surrounding the event.
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Post by: Six on June 15, 2015, 02:07:48 am
@Siege: Advertisement? Oh baby you're talking to someone who studied in Communications in college and grew up under someone who had a major in Marketing. Getting the word out is easy but getting it to stay aloft is tricky. To even consider this I'm gonna need at least some concept art.
I know multiple artists who work professionally, quite successfully too, some of them working in graphical design so that cuts out a bit of work for me. Once I've got everything sorted out I'm going to get in touch with a few of them and work something out with them for a few designs to try out. I'll certainly let you know once everything is ready.
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Post by: Siege-Loli on June 15, 2015, 02:16:34 am
@Siege: Advertisement? Oh baby you're talking to someone who studied in Communications in college and grew up under someone who had a major in Marketing. Getting the word out is easy but getting it to stay aloft is tricky. To even consider this I'm gonna need at least some concept art.
I know multiple artists who work professionally, quite successfully too, some of them working in graphical design so that cuts out a bit of work for me. Once I've got everything sorted out I'm going to get in touch with a few of them and work something out with them for a few designs to try out. I'll certainly let you know once everything is ready.
Good to hear Siege-Domo, that'll make my work a lot easier. What kind of clothing are you considering making so I can let the right people know about it.
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Post by: Flame on June 15, 2015, 09:17:52 am
Therians are just otherkin who dont limit themselves to animals that exist. Even otherkin mock them. And Matt Ward..........

**** MATT WARD.

He ruined the Space Marines and Grey Knights in W40K. Just look him up on 1d4chan.
That's where I've been the past few days. Reading WH40K stories on 1d4chan.
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Post by: guest48 on June 16, 2015, 03:53:22 pm
So as it turns out, I'm actually semi-okay at rapping.

As it also turns out, rapping makes my chest implode.   (a.k.a. oh god the coughing)
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Post by: Six on June 17, 2015, 08:06:04 am
So I've been looking into a few ways to get an online store set up, since it's obviously cheaper and more realistic to start a store online these days. I've got a solution I'm feeling somewhat happy with since it cuts a lot of work out for me at a more than reasonable price, as well as handling all of the production, shipping and taxes for me in a way that I'm happy with, meaning all I have to do is focus on the design, quality and advertisement of my products. I'm going to take a few weeks to get everything absolutely prepared, just to make sure everything goes as smoothly as possible and then I'll have an online store set up and hopefully open with a reasonable, although not too ambitious, product line. At first it'll likely be mostly T-Shirts, perhaps a few other things, I'm still debating those.

My goal is to produce clothing that's made at a reasonable quality, nothing shķtty that'll have the stitching come undone in a week, yet keeping the sale price down as far as I can, this doesn't mean I'll be cutting costs on production, I'll just be marginalising my own profit from each sale as much as I reasonably can to ensure the final sale price is as close to the production costs as I can get it, while obviously still needing to make some kind of profit from the product. The majority of the profits I do make from sales will be reinvested back into the store, which means as I make more sales I'll be able to provide even better quality for the same price.

Once my webpage is set up I'll probably post a link here so everyone can check it out, as well as having a link to it in my signature.
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Post by: Siege-Loli on June 17, 2015, 10:26:58 am
I was actually going to suggest that you started the store online but GG you beat me to it. I'm still waiting on what the clothes look like so I can begin the process. Also do you have an idea on what you want to call your store or do you wish for me to make one up as well?
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Post by: Six on June 17, 2015, 01:49:56 pm
Im settling on a few designs, I'm going to take a little while on that since I need to give the designers enough time to work on their stuff as well as doing a few myself and then cut out all the ones I don't like.
The store/brand name I'm having issues with, I'd settled on one but I've since been having a few doubts about it, so I'm rethinking it.

For the moment I'll likely be opening with shirts, eventually moving onto other things with profit investments, assuming I have any.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 17, 2015, 02:23:13 pm
The clothing market is hard to get into without any connections but fortunately, you do have connections though I will never guarantee that you'll make much money. Anyways what did you have in mind for the name of the brand? I was thinking something along the lines of "Siege" or "Siegeworks" because who wouldn't want a Siege Shirt?
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Post by: RedVulnus on June 17, 2015, 07:56:28 pm
Best of luck in this endeavor Siege.
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Post by: Perigrin on June 17, 2015, 08:06:22 pm
Best of luck in this endeavor Siege.
Seconded. If you ship to the states i might buy one.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on June 17, 2015, 10:00:13 pm
I was considering Siege as the stores name but I've been having second thoughts about it. I did a little looking around and there's an online clothing store with the same name already, however it doesn't appear to function properly and doesn't look like it's been updated in a few years from what I could tell, however it does exist.

No need to worry, worldwide shipping is quite likely, at the very least shipping to America should happen. I'll do what I can to find cheap shipping costs but I don't want to go with anyone who'll lose packages, obviously. I've got a few options I'm looking at to provide the best coverage for the most reasonable price.

I've actually got an idea to send out a few 'advertising shirts' to a few people, it's going to cost me a bit of money unless people buy them but it'll mean you can help advertise the store. If someone asks where the shirt came from then let them know, or suggest it to your friends. It'll be the best way for me to spread to new customers, aside from social media. While I do have a reasonable social media presence it's less likely to equal as sales compared to people who have bought products and are then talking about them. More sales obviously means more store, which is always a good thing.

I'm looking at setting something up with a few local stores to sell through them, they're quite often okay with it since it almost always results in profit for them and helps them with their PR since they're helping the local community. It's a win-win situation.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on June 18, 2015, 06:09:55 am
I was considering Siege as the stores name but I've been having second thoughts about it. I did a little looking around and there's an online clothing store with the same name already, however it doesn't appear to function properly and doesn't look like it's been updated in a few years from what I could tell, however it does exist.
If a store by the same name already exists, it's probably not going to be a good idea to have a business by the same name, under the chance the owner of that business finds out your business exists and decides to sue you for trademark infringement or something.

Also, I found this website that offers good advice for aspiring business owners. You might find it useful.
http://www.entrepreneur.com/
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Hayle on June 18, 2015, 07:33:52 pm
So even since the whole think with the other forum, Ive taken up on reading Shakesville so I can get a good laugh, I recently found this one blog http://www.shakesville.com/2009/06/posted-by-arkades-deeky-erica-c.html (http://(this one)). And ohh god I found it hilarious, the important thing is to: read the bulleted list, and then read the first comment.

Anyhow, HEY PEOPLE!!!
Watch'a u up to.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 18, 2015, 07:55:14 pm
I've been good, I slipped and hurt my hip.

Holy shit I feel old.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 18, 2015, 08:39:00 pm
So even since the whole think with the other forum, Ive taken up on reading Shakesville so I can get a good laugh, I recently found this one blog http://www.shakesville.com/2009/06/posted-by-arkades-deeky-erica-c.html (http://(this one)). And ohh god I found it hilarious, the important thing is to: read the bulleted list, and then read the first comment.

Anyhow, HEY PEOPLE!!!
Watch'a u up to.

YOU LIVE!
Good, posts have slowed a bit, but overall ok.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 19, 2015, 09:36:15 am
I am curious if I used Teamviewer and played a game through someone else's computer with Teamviewer if it would be intensive on my craptop or not. Sadly I can't find anyone willing to follow through with my hypothesis.
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Post by: trusty_patches on June 19, 2015, 02:40:39 pm
I live AGAIN!
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Post by: RedVulnus on June 19, 2015, 03:01:13 pm
Hi. Nice to see your alive.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on June 19, 2015, 03:03:11 pm
Heya Patches, how are you doin'
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 19, 2015, 03:40:54 pm
Nice to see that this place is actually alive with people that I know.
Well, compared to DDA forums. I don't think someone will be happy with what happened there.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 19, 2015, 04:02:36 pm
We got the Highway and roleplaying... Didn't you participate in the arrrpee?
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Post by: RedVulnus on June 19, 2015, 04:23:09 pm
what did you do Trusty?
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Post by: Perigrin on June 19, 2015, 04:26:47 pm
he couldnt sign up until now, for some reason, so i had to manually sign him up from the Min panel.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 19, 2015, 05:03:12 pm
We got the Highway and roleplaying... Didn't you participate in the arrrpee?
I don't plan to do it directly. There's a glaring flaw with my personality as I'm a horrible munchkin and powerplayer in everything.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on June 19, 2015, 05:24:28 pm
We got the Highway and roleplaying... Didn't you participate in the arrrpee?
I don't plan to do it directly. There's a glaring flaw with my personality as I'm a horrible munchkin and powerplayer in everything.
Don't worry, most of the RPs that get started will die off before any powerplaying is even capable of happening. :P
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on June 19, 2015, 05:45:46 pm
Doubleposting because reasons.

Guys, have any of you seen the Cataclysm DDA's general discussion? Someone's spamming BITCHBITCHBITCHBITCH and someone else is spamming images of the "So I heard you like mudkips..." 4chan post. It's... odd.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on June 19, 2015, 05:46:43 pm
We got the Highway and roleplaying... Didn't you participate in the arrrpee?
I don't plan to do it directly. There's a glaring flaw with my personality as I'm a horrible munchkin and powerplayer in everything.
Don't worry, most of the RPs that get started will die off before any powerplaying is even capable of happening. :P
I love your enthusiasm
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 19, 2015, 05:48:28 pm
We got the Highway and roleplaying... Didn't you participate in the arrrpee?
I don't plan to do it directly. There's a glaring flaw with my personality as I'm a horrible munchkin and powerplayer in everything.
Don't worry, most of the RPs that get started will die off before any powerplaying is even capable of happening. :P
I love your enthusiasm
Juggernauts is going to start tommorow, and it will be going for a while i hope.
and, we finished TSS (WHICH WAS SO GOOD HIBOU PLS SEQUEL).
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on June 19, 2015, 05:54:16 pm
Doubleposting because reasons.

Guys, have any of you seen the Cataclysm DDA's general discussion? Someone's spamming **************** and someone else is spamming images of the "So I heard you like mudkips..." 4chan post. It's... odd.
IDK, went adn checked, don't care. Literally, I do not care what happens over there, period. I don't think people should spam places but whatever, those people did things that I severely disagree with so I don't care much about what happens, oh and then there's the fact they absolutely managed to piss me off.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 19, 2015, 07:31:23 pm
Doubleposting because reasons.

Guys, have any of you seen the Cataclysm DDA's general discussion? Someone's spamming **************** and someone else is spamming images of the "So I heard you like mudkips..." 4chan post. It's... odd.
I know who, I know why, I know how, I know it's being pinned on me.
Not telling who, you too know why, it's not hard to figure out how and it certainly is not my doing although I can get my hand into it at any given moment with truly disastrous results.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 19, 2015, 07:37:42 pm
I will admit to you all I was one of the accounts. I was stupid and I should be better than this. I moderate this forum for godsakes.

I know it's being pinned on me.
I wouldn't worry, Dusty already said who it is on the DDA forums.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 19, 2015, 07:42:10 pm
I know it's being pinned on me.
I wouldn't worry, Dusty already said who it is on the DDA forums.
Eh, it's not like I worry. You can't go far with my info anyway.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on June 19, 2015, 08:23:48 pm
Shit happened, lets move on and not continue to talk about something that both parties involved in causing it have apologized for shall way.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on June 19, 2015, 09:13:15 pm
Incase anyone questions my incredible post count, as of this post it's actually 789 but I thought it'd be funny.
I'll change it back to whatever it should be, probably, and I'm not going to change anyone else's post count, since it'd be slightly irresponsible.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on June 20, 2015, 10:42:31 am
Heil Seife! \o
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on June 20, 2015, 11:18:04 am
Your Lord and Master, Seife!
Cower before my incredible post count!
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on June 20, 2015, 01:31:13 pm
...I've seen better post counts. :p
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 20, 2015, 02:22:27 pm
...I've seen better post counts. :p
Like Darkling Wolf's
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on June 20, 2015, 04:02:43 pm
I think I broke Bubbadoo. I feel accomplished. :P
I will never break my habit of linking weird porn in steam chat. Never.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on June 20, 2015, 06:06:16 pm
Something something 'min power.

Heil Seife, glorious Godmin of the forum. \o
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on June 21, 2015, 01:28:29 pm
Quick question, on average how much do you pay for stuff like T-Shirts and Jackets in America, so far what I can work out is $25-$30 being reasonable for T-Shirts and $30-$40 being reasonable for Jackets, but I'm not actually sure considering I don't live in America.

I'm also partially basing this off what it costs here in Britain, a rough conversion equals this.
$25-$30-$40
£16-£19-£25
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 22, 2015, 09:07:31 am
Reminder: 9 days until Terraria 1.3
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on June 22, 2015, 09:10:11 am
I already have -1 Karma.
One of you is a damn scoundrel!
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on June 22, 2015, 09:20:10 am
Oh neat we have a karma system now.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 22, 2015, 11:39:22 am
Oh no, not the karma.
On the other hand, it's not as bad as upvote system.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on June 22, 2015, 03:53:08 pm
I mostly added the Karma just for fun, but something more practical is the arcade that we now have, next to the messages
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on June 22, 2015, 07:11:59 pm
I've added some new games into the Arcade, I'll get around to picking some more but there's hundreds to choose from and I have absolutely no idea which ones are even worth it. It's mostly there as an extra feature though.

Also the change to Dapperness instead of Karma was incredibly dapper, good idea Peri.

Edit: I've done some Search Engine Optimisation and the forum should rank higher in Google's search results for things relating to the forum now, making it even easier to find us. Hilariously if you search UMCW we're actually the second result, with the first and third being a church.

Extra Edit: I've just realised I've been following patches on Tumblr for quite a while. Your art is pretty good.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on June 22, 2015, 07:37:51 pm

Edit: I've done some Search Engine Optimisation and the forum should rank higher in Google's search results for things relating to the forum now, making it even easier to find us. Hilariously if you search UMCW we're actually the second result, with the first and third being a church.

Time to turn this into a cult then!
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 22, 2015, 07:47:12 pm

Edit: I've done some Search Engine Optimisation and the forum should rank higher in Google's search results for things relating to the forum now, making it even easier to find us. Hilariously if you search UMCW we're actually the second result, with the first and third being a church.

Time to turn this into a cult then!
Thw United Meatlovers Church Wagon.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on June 22, 2015, 10:10:59 pm
Edit: I've done some Search Engine Optimisation and the forum should rank higher in Google's search results for things relating to the forum now, making it even easier to find us. Hilariously if you search UMCW we're actually the second result, with the first and third being a church.
Really? We're at the bottom of the first page for me.

Typing in "Utterly Mad" brings us as the second result though.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on June 23, 2015, 05:56:45 am
I have 7 Dapperness and 7 Borish. Someone is determined to keep my Dapperness at 0 or below, someone else is determined to make me dapper.
Why do you toy with me so oh mysterious forum member! Am I dapper or am I not?!
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on June 23, 2015, 08:36:26 am
I have 7 Dapperness and 7 Borish. Someone is determined to keep my Dapperness at 0 or below, someone else is determined to make me dapper.
Why do you toy with me so oh mysterious forum member! Am I dapper or am I not?!
What if they are the same person? Randomly deciding your borish or dapper each time
#conspiracy (#post_conspiracy)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on June 23, 2015, 10:58:51 am
Then that would be a truly cruel thing to do. I shall forever be tormented by it.

I do own a tophat though, so I default to being among the most dapper of all.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 23, 2015, 12:10:58 pm
Extra Edit: I've just realised I've been following patches on Tumblr for quite a while. Your art is pretty good.
...to be honest, I don't like when people tell me that they like my things.

Also, which URL should I unblock in noscript to get the arcade thingamajik work? Yeah, yeah, I know, "why would you use noscript everywhere"
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 23, 2015, 12:35:07 pm
One day I'll gather up enough gumption to draw Anne R34. She is one cute cyborg...
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on June 23, 2015, 03:37:46 pm
One day I'll gather up enough gumption to draw Anne R34. She is one cute cyborg...
I look forward to this future R34.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 23, 2015, 03:41:09 pm
One day I'll gather up enough gumption to draw Anne R34. She is one cute cyborg...
I look forward to this future R34.

Original Highway Duncan X Anne the Loli Cyborg

Best Ship 2015
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 23, 2015, 04:08:12 pm
Anne is supposed to be 25 at the very least, you sick fucks.

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c4baace663e173e3b4542c3a93430a0e/tumblr_nontznfsxE1tcrluho8_400.png)

although I do have her in my sketchbook as a loli
ain't showin dat to ya

Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 23, 2015, 04:11:23 pm
We have an Arcade now, look up top. The highscore saving does not work which is garbage, but oh well.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 23, 2015, 04:11:41 pm
Common misconception: Lolis are not children but adult women who are just short and cute.

I wish I could see dat Loli Anne though.

And I think tonight I shall begin work on my master piece.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 23, 2015, 04:19:09 pm
Common misconception: Lolis are not children but adult women who are just short and cute.
Common misconception, short and cute women are just short and cute women.
Loli means underage girls.
Believe me, I've read JoJo and have full Elven Lied on DVDs in russian dub.
(http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/538a4072493e0.png)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 23, 2015, 04:21:55 pm
Its a term derived from a french book from the 50s.
and we are arguing about it in the 2010s on a forum. i hope the guy who wrote that is glad he still gets talked about far too much.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 23, 2015, 04:23:57 pm
...My attention has now shifted to what Russian translated anime sounds like. The male voices I'm imagining don't mess with the art. The main character needs a manly beard.

Also, I really don't want to talk about the word right now. Language is liquid and definitions are slow to catch up... *rubs temples while nursing vodka*
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 23, 2015, 04:25:35 pm
Ehh, words drift, and russian dubbed anime usually sounds ~80 times manlier than Engish or Japanese dubbed anime.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 23, 2015, 04:26:22 pm
Its a term derived from a french book from the 50s.
and we are arguing about it in the 2010s on a forum. i hope the guy who wrote that is glad he still gets talked about far too much.
Yeah, I happen to know where "lolita" comes from.
I blame Japan for mislabeling "loli" in a different term.

...My attention has now shifted to what Russian translated anime sounds like
Exactly like English translations, but in Russian. I mean, do you really think that everyone here has a ridikulos aktsent and spiks wiz manly vois?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 23, 2015, 04:28:14 pm
No, i mean Russian is a very angry sounding language to most Americans. much like German.
Also, yeah Lolita is a creepy ass book. DAMN YOU JAPAN FOR FUCKING WITH OUR WORDS!!!
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 23, 2015, 04:28:55 pm
No Patch-Kun but that would be hilarious if that was true. Cause the MC in most anime is such a push over.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 23, 2015, 04:33:08 pm
most.
Also, guys, JOIN OUR AARRRRPEEEEEE
we worked on it for, like, 10 minutes i swear!
I wish i could join.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 23, 2015, 04:34:34 pm
You could join it if you wanted to Peri. you may design the unique weapons but only I truly know whats gonna happen.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 23, 2015, 04:35:36 pm
No, i mean Russian is a very angry sounding language to most Americans. much like German.
Хау эбаут ю шат зе фак ап энд энджой май бьютифул лэнгвидж?*
*: chuck this in google translate, press text to speech button, giggle as you realize that this is how most people sound here due to the fact that they slacked off in English classes

No Patch-Kun but that would be hilarious if that was true. Cause the MC in most anime is such a push over.
I watched enough harem anymays to realize that this might have some comedic value.
KissxSis Abridged: Russian edition
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 23, 2015, 04:36:01 pm
yeah, ok, i will.
Im really just there for Charts anyway.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 23, 2015, 04:37:35 pm
No, i mean Russian is a very angry sounding language to most Americans. much like German.
Хау эбаут ю шат зе фак ап энд энджой май бьютифул лэнгвидж?*
*: chuck this in google translate, press text to speech button, giggle as you realize that this is how most people sound here due to the fact that they slacked off in English classes

No Patch-Kun but that would be hilarious if that was true. Cause the MC in most anime is such a push over.
I watched enough harem anymays to realize that this might have some comedic value.
KissxSis Abridged: Russian edition
Better yet, have the most stereotypical Siberian men possible read the lines for all of the girls.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 23, 2015, 04:39:15 pm
KissXSis is one of my favorite animes. I heard they were going to make more episodes for it soon.

I appreciate your help peri. Without your help, I would be rocking in a corner, yelling, "PLANNNNING! OH GOOOD WHYY?!"
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 23, 2015, 04:41:03 pm
No, i mean Russian is a very angry sounding language to most Americans. much like German.
Хау эбаут ю шат зе фак ап энд энджой май бьютифул лэнгвидж?*
*: chuck this in google translate, press text to speech button, giggle as you realize that this is how most people sound here due to the fact that they slacked off in English classes
Ok Auto detect puts it in siberian and that is ''Hau ébaut to hour ze fak ap end éndžoj May butiful léngvidž?''
translated from russian to english though is ''Howe ebaut th Sat se facts Angie May End Up BEAUTIFUL lengvidzh?''


I don't get it.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 23, 2015, 04:46:21 pm
No, i mean Russian is a very angry sounding language to most Americans. much like German.
Хау эбаут ю шат зе фак ап энд энджой май бьютифул лэнгвидж?*
*: chuck this in google translate, press text to speech button, giggle as you realize that this is how most people sound here due to the fact that they slacked off in English classes
Ok Auto detect puts it in siberian and that is ''Hau ébaut to hour ze fak ap end éndžoj May butiful léngvidž?''
translated from russian to english though is ''Howe ebaut th Sat se facts Angie May End Up BEAUTIFUL lengvidzh?''


I don't get it.
He was poking fun at the fact that most russians dont speak english very well. he also said to use the audio feature to hear how they sound.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 23, 2015, 04:49:52 pm
Better yet, have the most stereotypical Siberian men possible read the lines for all of the girls.
Dude
DUDE
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/55cae689203f55e536f4e61faaddf071/tumblr_nqf0i1YB791tcrluho1_1280.png)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 23, 2015, 04:52:12 pm
Better yet, have the most stereotypical Siberian men possible read the lines for all of the girls.
Dude
DUDE
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/55cae689203f55e536f4e61faaddf071/tumblr_nqf0i1YB791tcrluho1_1280.png)
I know my Russian stereotypes.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 23, 2015, 05:04:39 pm
Well, I do need to pull a god damn wire into my room some day. Bloody adapter died and required a reboot.
I really hate WiFi
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on June 23, 2015, 05:12:11 pm
Better yet, have the most stereotypical Siberian men possible read the lines for all of the girls.
(http://i.imgur.com/yPj0cnt.png)

made a ****ty reaction pic just for you

that **** would be hilarious though
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on June 23, 2015, 06:50:07 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/M5JlyCP.gif)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 23, 2015, 07:28:34 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/mSFXk2a.gif)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on June 23, 2015, 07:29:39 pm
Vaccines caused autistic jet beams to shoot up sandy hook's hidden steel fuel supply.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on June 24, 2015, 12:31:35 am
Well, another day, another hellish trek through the abandoned streets of a city. Also, why did you have to specify cheap ramen? I have yet to see not cheap ramen.
I have yet to see not cheap ramen.
Try $1.50 ramen or $2 ramen. That is expensive for ramen...
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 24, 2015, 12:50:16 am
I meant not cheap tasting.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 24, 2015, 12:56:10 am
I meant not cheap tasting.

Well if I had an address I could find you some ramen shops/ good and cheap Chinese restaurants.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on June 24, 2015, 12:57:25 am
it's almost an hour drive to the nearest chinese restraunt that doesn't forcibly give me diarhea, which is a damned shame since I love chinese food and can't cook it worth a darn.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on June 24, 2015, 01:59:50 am
Well if I had an address I could find you some ramen shops/ good and cheap Chinese restaurants.
holy **** my autism is being triggered so hard right now
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 24, 2015, 02:35:03 am
What's the problem? China has pretty good ramen too... That's like saying India is the only place curry comes from.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 24, 2015, 06:25:03 am
Did someone say "ramen"?

 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qKJS-8bzoA)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on June 24, 2015, 11:07:12 am
I need morning cartoons to watch, except not on TV, because why would I watch TV when I have a computer.

I'm a little disappointed that Codename: Kids Next Door isn't on Netflix.

Edit to avoid doublepostjng: DarklingWolf was nice enough to fix the spelling error in my name on Cata forum, however now I can't remember my fucking password for some reason and the password change email just isn't working.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 25, 2015, 03:02:12 am
It took literally all day of me doing nothing but defrag, but I did it! My external drive has 0% fragmentation! All 410 gigabytes of data hooray!
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on June 26, 2015, 04:17:46 am
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/dawn/world_ceres/

We can vote on what the strange shiny lights on Ceres are!

I voted other. I believe the shiny lights to be the leftover cum from Ceres's bukkake session.

In all seriousness though, I voted ice. Ceres has ice water in its mantle, (http://dawn.jpl.nasa.gov/science/ceres.html) and I think meteors crashed onto the surface and revealed said ice.

In other news, I have 6 boorish and only 5 dapper for some reason. I think I deserve that after all the weird porn I keep linking in steam chatrooms. :P
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 26, 2015, 07:07:59 am
I voted other simply because I have no idea what could that be.

Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on June 26, 2015, 09:16:51 am
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/dawn/world_ceres/

We can vote on what the strange shiny lights on Ceres are!


No option for "hidden alien city" or anything similar, 1/10 would not vote.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 26, 2015, 11:24:54 am
I hate to spoil Ceres buuut....

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/23/us/feat-ceres-pyramid/

After reading this, I've realized. I don't really wanna meet any aliens.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on June 26, 2015, 11:35:32 am
I hate to spoil Ceres buuut....

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/23/us/feat-ceres-pyramid/

After reading this, I've realized. I don't really wanna meet any aliens.
Proof aliens built the pyramids. :P
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: trusty_patches on June 26, 2015, 11:59:42 am
Don't worry, we can always resort to thermonuclear warfare.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 26, 2015, 12:55:06 pm
Don't worry, we can always resort to thermonuclear warfare.

Against ourselves, go out in some style while fucking over the aliens. No one wastes our natural resources but us!
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on June 26, 2015, 02:56:03 pm
Gay marriage is now legal in all 50 states in the US thanks to the supreme court ruling.

Who wants to get gay married?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 26, 2015, 03:02:57 pm
Gay marriage is now legal in all 50 states in the US thanks to the supreme court ruling.

Who wants to get gay married?

Don't you mean garried? GARY! HA-HA, GARY! G-G-GARY!

In all seriousness this is nice, its also funny seeing all the people shouting, "IMMA MOVING TO CANDA!" But they don't realize that its way more liberal there then here.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on June 26, 2015, 03:07:32 pm
Gay marriage is now legal in all 50 states in the US thanks to the supreme court ruling.

Who wants to get gay married?

Don't you mean garried? GARY! HA-HA, GARY! G-G-GARY!

In all seriousness this is nice, its also funny seeing all the people shouting, "IMMA MOVING TO CANDA!" But they don't realize that its way more liberal there then here.
Wait, people on the right who oppose gay marriage are yelling "imma move to canada" now? Man, that's great. If they wanna move to Canada, they should just vote Bernie Sanders into office. He'll give us all the socialism we need.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on June 27, 2015, 12:46:02 am
Don't you mean garried?
This really confused me for a minute because in the part of Britain I live in getting 'garried' means taking MDMA and being 'garried' means you're on MDMA. Don't ask me why, I'm not actually sure why we say it.

Although it's kind of funny because MDMA makes you really happy and originally gay meant happy. So your pun is even funnier to me.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 27, 2015, 12:50:01 am
Yay gay marriage!
Not surprised, but still a very good thing.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 28, 2015, 11:26:05 pm
Dharlbrach the Destroyer wondered if the country he had invaded with his legion of monstrosities were filled with mad men. He recalled how pathetically easy it was to sweep into the capital and annihilate this country's leaders. There was hardly any resistance. He even personally beheaded the "president" and presented his head to the masses. Instead of the fear and loathing he assumed would be on the faces of the people, he was met with cheers and revelry. Again, had he taken over a country of mad men?

As he looked over the notices of the various changes he was making to the infrastructure that would ensure he would have a suitable power base for his operations, he noticed one of his new servants, Cynthia if he recalled correctly, barge in carrying what appeared to be a pile of letters.

"You dare to disturb Dharlbrach the Destroyer?" he snarled at her, giving her a scowl that would have made his enemies in his last world urinate in their trousers.

Instead of being afraid, leaving him dumbfounded, Cynthia simply beamed happily and dropped the letters atop his desk. "I'm very sorry, your greatness, but these just arrived! They're letters from the school you set up not too far away."

Instead of waiting for him to reply, his servant (or "personal assistant" as Cynthia insisted) took one letter and cleanly opened it with a letter opening. Unfolding the contents within the envelop, she proudly displayed what looked like a picture of him in pastel as some sort of red stick figure with horns. Though a horrible portrait, Dharlbrach was content that his new slaves were already creating images in his honor. That was good.

"Dear Dharlbrach the Destroyer, thank you for getting rid of the big meanie. Now that you're here you made things better. My parents now work and make money that makes all my little sisters get the toys they want. Thank you, by Jon," Cynthia read aloud the letter.

Dharlbrach the Destroyer barked out in laughter. "Clever child! To invoke such sycophancy pleases me. He knows better than to make an enemy of Dharlbrach the Destroyer! Enemies tremble upon hearing my name!"

Dharlbrach the Destroyer was pleased. Though he thought the people of this world were mad, they had no objections when he made himself their monarch. Tis a strange place to be sure, but it was also a good one for this would-be demon conqueror.


This is what would happen if a third world country got invaded by some fantasy dark lord.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on June 29, 2015, 01:20:55 pm
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/29/tama-the-cat-3000-attend-elaborate-funeral-for-japans-feline-stationmaster
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Stopsignal on June 29, 2015, 08:56:48 pm
Potato.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 29, 2015, 09:42:26 pm
Oh hey, where've you been? It's been a while since you've posted.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 30, 2015, 02:49:22 am
WHELP TIME TO START SPAMMING IT CROWD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oye9AmOdsZc
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on June 30, 2015, 03:36:20 am
"The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman."
— Lovecraft on cats.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on June 30, 2015, 04:29:25 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC4vz6IbdtY
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on June 30, 2015, 04:38:43 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDNmyyrEZho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy_BKKnHgas
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on June 30, 2015, 05:14:58 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msN7HNncHik
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 30, 2015, 06:46:19 pm
Woo I found out a way to bypass my internet provider's redirect page. It does that because we need to pay the internet bill and I have to wait 'till Wednesday as that is my Dad's payday.

But I found a way to bypass it by going onto Firefox and using my ZenMate Proxy thingamajig.
yey


It's really slow though, but it's better then being unable to go onto the internet at all. :)
(Side Note: for once in quite a while my shift key has decided to work again too! Woot!)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 01, 2015, 12:23:05 am
"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon..."
— Terry Pratchett
More proof that Terry Pratchett was the Alpha Geek.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 01, 2015, 02:53:09 am
"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon..."
— Terry Pratchett
More proof that Terry Pratchett was the Alpha Geek.

Its a goddamn shame I never read his books, I really should start the Discworld series. I played the PS1 game of it and loved the crap out of it ((even though I barely got out of the starting areas, due to how stupidly complex and tedious the puzzles are)); and Death in that game was real hilarious, and most likely what started my love for 'Dem' Bones'.

God, you never notice how badly you'll miss something until its gone. Sure you can ask the question, "What will it be like once they're gone?" But it hardly ever crosses your mind, because the works that the produce or create make them seem immortal, like they can go on forever until they call it quits. Then life brings us back to reality once they're taken away.

Something to lighten this post up: I originally didn't know that Discworld was based off a popular book series, I thought it was just a quirky adventure game that took place on a Disc (like a PS1 CD or PC CD). I didn't know that they actually lived on a Discworld that wasn't a meta reference to game discs.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 01, 2015, 03:04:34 am
They are great books, I would read Hogfather, Nightwatch, Going Postal, and Monstrous Regiment first.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 01, 2015, 03:10:30 am
There was a fire near our house today. Thankfully there was no wind and it stayed in one property. It was frightening seeing the dark plumes of smoke in the distance though. Here is a post of the fire lazily copy pasted and edited from our fire department's facebook page.

Scary fire today in Sandy Valley! A mobile home, several trailers and vehicles on fire, ammunition going off, 5 gallon propane tanks exploding and a 200 gallon tank venting off (you know it bad when the first in unit is reporting the ammunition going off and you can hear what sounds like automatic gun fire in the background!) The fire spread into the surrounding trees and brush. A total of 56 personnel responded to the fire. Water supply became a problem and firefighting operations had to be suspended at times. Crews were on scene for about 6 hours. Then when it was time to leave several vehicles got stuck in the soft sand and had to be pulled put by a large loader. A great job was done by everyone and there were no injuries.

Pretty scary.

Anyways speaking of Facebook, did you know John Romero has a Facebook? Not only that but he has hit the maximum number of friends on it, so I follow him on it.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 01, 2015, 03:14:54 am
One sec, gotta go blame THE MODDENING on him.
Jk, we are getting a massive storm right now, can't sleep.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 01, 2015, 03:18:02 am
Going Postal is absolutely brilliant, Thud is also pretty good and not a bad place to start to get into the Sam Vimes storyline.

Discworld doesn't exactly have a 'main character' to the storyline, because it doesn't have a main storyline, it's almost like a documentary about the Discworld itself and it just touches upon various peoples lives as a way of telling you about the Discworld. Theres even a series of Discworld books, The Science of Discworld, where they discover Earth in an alternate dimension. It sort of explains how Discworld works in comparison to our universe and tries to make what comparisons can be made between them.

Also I'm 90% sure they made a Discworld video game because Prattchet found the idea of Discworld literally being on a disc.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 01, 2015, 03:22:35 am
By Discworld game, do you mean the point and click adventure game?
God, that one puzzle with the squid and the fishmonger.....
Also, Going Postal is easily my favorite.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 01, 2015, 03:46:17 am
One sec, gotta go blame THE MODDENING on him.
Jk, we are getting a massive storm right now, can't sleep.
I saw lightning in the distance so it could rain, or it could be one of those dry thunderstorms which is a scary thought considering all the dry brush and how fast fire can spread in this desert. We'd be screwed if there was a major fire here.

Though it would be great for rain, might bring down this 110 degrees Fahrenheit weather a little... but oh god humidity will suck too.  :(
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 01, 2015, 07:02:23 am
It's cool outside, for a long while all around me there was lightning and thunder but no rain, but I could smell a hint of rain on the wind. I was standing out there just looking at the lightning then it started to sprinkle, so I went back to the porch. Just seconds after I get to the porch is picks up FAST it suddenly starts coming down HARD. So I just relaxed on the porch and watched lightning until it started to calm down. Now to just enjoy the relaxing smell of petrichor.

I also found out I am the only active admin on Cata DDA's Facebook page. So I bypassed my IP ban on the forum so I could get the full change log for 0.C to post, normally the other admin does it but I don't think he is active on DDA anymore, so I had to post the update. Just today it has reached about 202 people apparently.
There is also still a ton of salt from the fans on Facebook about THE MODDENING there is about 2 or 3 people on there banned from the forum and hell the guy that made the FNAF mod for DDA apparently was scolded for saying lame... man that forum was real bad at that one moment wasn't it.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 01, 2015, 09:39:20 am
It's cool outside, for a long while all around me there was lightning and thunder but no rain, but I could smell a hint of rain on the wind. I was standing out there just looking at the lightning then it started to sprinkle, so I went back to the porch. Just seconds after I get to the porch is picks up FAST it suddenly starts coming down HARD. So I just relaxed on the porch and watched lightning until it started to calm down. Now to just enjoy the relaxing smell of petrichor.

I also found out I am the only active admin on Cata DDA's Facebook page. So I bypassed my IP ban on the forum so I could get the full change log for 0.C to post, normally the other admin does it but I don't think he is active on DDA anymore, so I had to post the update. Just today it has reached about 202 people apparently.
There is also still a ton of salt from the fans on Facebook about THE MODDENING there is about 2 or 3 people on there banned from the forum and hell the guy that made the FNAF mod for DDA apparently was scolded for saying lame... man that forum was real bad at that one moment wasn't it.
It wasnt just at that moment. the seeds had been spreading for much longer.
but lets not talk about that.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 01, 2015, 12:22:01 pm
WELCOME TO THE BACON PORTAL!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Bacon
Wikipedia has an entire section devoted to bacon.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 01, 2015, 08:27:19 pm
A tornado is sweeping through my area. If this is my last message, Siegelion, run it well.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 01, 2015, 10:06:42 pm
Ok, tornado has cleared out, and the worse of the storm is gone, sooooo.....
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on July 03, 2015, 11:08:50 am
:l
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on July 03, 2015, 02:09:30 pm
Wooooooo, In in vacation!
I'm going to Yellowstone and mt. Rushmore. Currently typing this near mt. Rushmore.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: guest48 on July 03, 2015, 03:53:02 pm
Who even goes on vacation.    Sitting inside doing nothing is much more productive.

help the door is stuck i've been stuck in here for a year
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on July 03, 2015, 03:55:27 pm

help the door is stuck i've been stuck in here for a year
Take pics as proof...oh wait...NO CAMERA!  (•_•) /( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)

Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on July 05, 2015, 04:21:18 pm
brbrbrbrbr
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on July 05, 2015, 05:04:58 pm
brbrbrbrbr
No I am not Brazilian.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on July 05, 2015, 05:19:09 pm
wololololololoolol
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 05, 2015, 06:09:57 pm
I got a new dog, and she is just the cutest thing. Pet pics later, once i have enough.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 05, 2015, 09:21:25 pm
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/the-americans-are-coming-texans-fear-obama-led-us-military-invasion/2015/07/04/58047fee-2001-11e5-84d5-eb37ee8eaa61_story.html?tid=sm_fb

people in Texas believe that Obama is going to invade Texas... Well OK then.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 05, 2015, 09:52:47 pm
yes, this is old news to texas, why is it new to you?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 05, 2015, 09:54:08 pm
because I just found out about it.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 06, 2015, 12:16:58 pm
Let me say a few things about Texas
1: We evidently do not like military exercises in our state, we will send our states national guard to go watch said exercises for fear that the government is going to invade
2: NEVER TRY TO TAKE OUR GUNS OKAY! IT WILL END POORLY FOR YOU!
3: We have the right to secede except we don't because federal law says no state may secede and federal law supersedes pretty much everything
4: there are four types of Texans, the wannabe cowboys, the people in a constant state of hangover, Hard working people, and people who moved here. Out of all of those fear the wannabe cowboys the most, for they ride horses and have no fukcing clue what they are doing. Also, all of these people carry guns, and own at least five.
5: If it comes to melee combat rest assured that every person in this state has at minimum a pocket knife, some have swords and armor, some have swords armor and horses to ride.
6: We are some crazy ass motherfukers, some of us have cannons in our backyards that we shoot on a regular basis.

7: we do some stupid shit here.

But hey we're a great place to visit! In all seriousness most people are decent people here, though we do have our fair share of assholes as well. Oh, I wasn't kidding about the cannon thing though, I think one of my neighbours owns one and fires it often.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 06, 2015, 02:10:29 pm
Let me say a few things about Texas
1: We evidently do not like military exercises in our state, we will send our states national guard to go watch said exercises for fear that the government is going to invade
2: NEVER TRY TO TAKE OUR GUNS OKAY! IT WILL END POORLY FOR YOU!
3: We have the right to secede except we don't because federal law says no state may secede and federal law supersedes pretty much everything
4: there are four types of Texans, the wannabe cowboys, the people in a constant state of hangover, Hard working people, and people who moved here. Out of all of those fear the wannabe cowboys the most, for they ride horses and have no fukcing clue what they are doing. Also, all of these people carry guns, and own at least five.
5: If it comes to melee combat rest assured that every person in this state has at minimum a pocket knife, some have swords and armor, some have swords armor and horses to ride.
6: We are some crazy ass motherfukers, some of us have cannons in our backyards that we shoot on a regular basis.

7: we do some stupid **** here.

But hey we're a great place to visit! In all seriousness most people are decent people here, though we do have our fair share of ****s as well. Oh, I wasn't kidding about the cannon thing though, I think one of my neighbours owns one and fires it often.

Yep this is basically all true. Most of my family is in Texas, and I've stayed with them from anywhere to a month to a few weeks. All of the above is true, especially in the East (backwoods area) Texas.

OH AND SPEAKING OF TEXAS! I only told Perigrin mainly because I didn't know if it was or wasn't happening, but I am moving to Texas, which is why I'm not really on or really responding to messages. Its been on and off packing, planning out where the hell we're going to live (looks like it'll be Corpus Cristi), and getting everything registered and all that fun stuff. So I might be without internet for a while, and I will primarily be posting and updating stuff on my phone.

Because writing out updates and lore for The Highway on my phone has "totally worked out in the past".
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Siege-Loli on July 06, 2015, 05:00:44 pm
If the federal law says you don't have the right to secede then you don't have the right. You do have the right to over-throw the government in case it ever becomes corrupt (big difference).
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 06, 2015, 05:49:06 pm
Fairly certain Texas retained the right to secede when it rejoined the union, not sure though kind of out of it right now. Doesn't matter anyway, federal law overrides it.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on July 06, 2015, 05:49:58 pm
I'm fine in sunny Florida...

Also, I want a title above me name! How'd you do that?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 06, 2015, 06:31:54 pm
Well FUCK me. Another fokin tornado.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 07, 2015, 05:02:35 am
DID YOU KNOW: A 2002 survey showed the average American will have eaten 1,500 PB and J Sandwiches before they graduate highschool?
That is all.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 07, 2015, 12:24:59 pm
I'm fine in sunny Florida...

Also, I want a title above me name! How'd you do that?
The title is an admin thing, so we can oppress the masses with their lack of titles and remind them of their inferiority
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: saltmummy626 on July 07, 2015, 07:32:07 pm
It does not rain nearly as often in washington as people all over the place believe it does. seriously. more than half of washington is desert where in hardly ever rains. The south-east and central southern portions are particularly dry, blasted, uninteresting, wastelands which looks as though they are just waiting for someone to set up a strip mine or for a fire to sweep through the dry brush that grows in some places.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on July 08, 2015, 12:47:11 am
It does not rain nearly as often in washington as people all over the place believe it does. seriously. more than half of washington is desert where in hardly ever rains. The south-east and central southern portions are particularly dry, blasted, uninteresting, wastelands which looks as though they are just waiting for someone to set up a strip mine or for a fire to sweep through the dry brush that grows in some places.
As a Washingtonian I can confirm.

I can also confirm as someone who can use the internet for image searching.

(https://www.google.com/maps/vt/data=6CPc3ZGy_WD58HH0-UPwmc_jsaVH5Gcf8nCwytTLqFGtJ4osKqrF,laxB4Wz7UOXW-q0pOdopmA__-0uATwdoV-Vy3MyYhUe-YTPk8KQOpP8ZwLZDNz_o6lZCu9DXp0yjXNaFxlACHSE4v-6OjegLWVB0lioQle4I)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 08, 2015, 10:35:40 am
     As a Southern Nevadan might I say that it can rain a lot here in a desert. This past 1 or 2 weeks we have had some thunderstorms during the night. Too bad we rarely ever get snow during winter, the best we get is a little snow that melts within the hour. Normally it will just hail on us hard instead of snow. Also about once a year we get a severe flash flood. Though too be fair Las Vegas always seems to flood if there is just a little rain. :P
But yeah here in Sandy Valley consistently will flood once a year, and in some parts it can get up to waist deep water.

     These thunderstorms have been nice though, cooling down the weather because it had been unbearably hot before the storms rolled in..
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on July 08, 2015, 06:06:48 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/JGz6DVA.gif)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 08, 2015, 06:18:50 pm
Got a new dog, severe weather all over, camp, vacation in two days that I don't want to go on but am still having to pack for. I'm a mite booked. Until later that is.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 09, 2015, 09:35:29 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/JGz6DVA.gif)
Hey, that looks like Sandy Valley!
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 09, 2015, 11:58:52 pm
Got a new dog
What breed of dog? Is it ****ing adorable? Can you post pictures?
Sorry if this seems weird, I really like dogs, a lot.

Unrelated but I'm getting banner adverts for sex toy stores and dating websites, mostly Single Muslims. com, on the forum right now, I wish they checked what adverts they allow since they'd sort of be inappropriate for some users.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 10, 2015, 12:04:47 am
the adds, the adds...they be fucked up man.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 10, 2015, 12:08:53 am
Maybe try browsing incognito and not have Google-ad bots looking at your p0rn history.

Because I'm getting ads for Lego and the new Jurassic Park movie.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 10, 2015, 01:34:02 am
dating websites
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LOONEELYYY, WITH FARMERS ONLY DOT COOOM

Anyways I don't get advertisements, because I use adblock. nener nener nener :P
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 10, 2015, 08:17:43 am
I only get adds on my phone, which are all for Muslim, Asia, and Norse dating sites. Also for power tools and snacks.

I think she is mostly black lab, pic inbound once imgur stops being broken on thus phone.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on July 10, 2015, 08:20:50 am
I only get adds on my phone, which are all for Muslim, Asia, and Norse dating sites. Also for power tools and snacks.
Sounds quite...fetishistic.

I've used my phone too and get no ad's on it for this forum and it doesn't even have something like adblock.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 10, 2015, 01:41:14 pm
Ok so I paused adblock just to see what I would get because I was curious so the amount of pages I went to/ refreshed totaled to 5.
One of these the advertisement didn't even load
2 times I got
Quote
2014 Gartner CMS Report Just Released!
Get a Free Copy from Sitecore a 5x Magic Quadrant Leader
whatever that is

and the other 2 times I got an advertisement for some program to make online meetings and presentations.

So these advertisements think I am working in an office or something.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 11, 2015, 10:50:39 am
I don't know why I'm getting ads for dating websites then, I've never had any interest in them, nor do I need one at the minute. The ads for sex toy shops is understandable and the rest of my ads are business or marketing related, which also makes sense.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 11, 2015, 02:15:04 pm
I'm now getting ads for Diabetes medicine and BadDragon dot com
LOLWUT
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 11, 2015, 04:45:31 pm
Spoiler (hover to show)

ALSO LOOK AT MAH DOG

Spoilered it just for those with slower internet or on mobile -SiegeLion
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 11, 2015, 05:59:40 pm
I am going to use this opportunity to show off my dog because he's almost as adorable as Perigrin's
Spoiler (hover to show)
Somebody will mention the Bus Stop hanging on my wall
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 11, 2015, 08:39:19 pm
THAT IS A CUTE DOG.
Also, I'm in the south, and Jesus Christ so many confederate flags.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 11, 2015, 09:55:30 pm
I sort of disregard anyone's existence the moment they mention something about supporting the Confederate Flag, or as I've seen a few people do copy the recent rainbow thing on facebook but with the flag. I've cut off contact with quite a few people I was pretty close to because of it.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: saltmummy626 on July 11, 2015, 10:00:14 pm
It does not rain nearly as often in washington as people all over the place believe it does. seriously. more than half of washington is desert where in hardly ever rains. The south-east and central southern portions are particularly dry, blasted, uninteresting, wastelands which looks as though they are just waiting for someone to set up a strip mine or for a fire to sweep through the dry brush that grows in some places.
As a Washingtonian I can confirm.

I can also confirm as someone who can use the internet for image searching.

(https://www.google.com/maps/vt/data=6CPc3ZGy_WD58HH0-UPwmc_jsaVH5Gcf8nCwytTLqFGtJ4osKqrF,laxB4Wz7UOXW-q0pOdopmA__-0uATwdoV-Vy3MyYhUe-YTPk8KQOpP8ZwLZDNz_o6lZCu9DXp0yjXNaFxlACHSE4v-6OjegLWVB0lioQle4I)

I lived in that green bit in the upper right corner for most of my life. it looks green from way up there, but it is also desert. hot, unpleasant, filled with drunken native americans who hate descendants like myself. My childhood was unpleasant.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on July 11, 2015, 10:43:30 pm
I'm now getting ads for Diabetes medicine and BadDragon dot com
LOLWUT
Get Ghostery so you can stop companies from tracking the stuff you visit.

It appears BadDragon is a company that sells sex toys inspired by the anatomy of animals. In other words, animal dick sex toys. As we've all known you long enough, I think we all know why you're getting those ads. :P
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 11, 2015, 11:11:23 pm
One time dude.
One time.
Also, seriously, we passed by a massive mob of southerners standing in a park COVERED in confederate flags. So many.....
Stupid people, its like putting a Swastika up in Germany.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 12, 2015, 12:01:34 am
To be fair the confederate flag was not a symbol of slavery, sure it was an awful part of the confederacy but only a part of the confederacy.

The flag is more of a symbol of of South's protest of the North. Abolishing slavery was the last straw and caused the civil war but there was many other causes. You guys have to remember that ideals of slavery were incredibly different in the past then it is now. Hell President Lincoln wasn't keen on freeing slaves originally.



anyways because I don't want to double post have something irrelevant.

Spoiler: Conversations with Wilson be like (hover to show)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 12, 2015, 01:35:19 am
But the Swastika was never originally a symbol of hatred, not until people made it a symbol of hatred. The same thing applies to the Confederate Flag. A symbol is not judged by what it's creator intended, it is judged by what the people make of it.

Also that conversation was a wild ride from start to finish.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 12, 2015, 01:41:30 am
But the Swastika was never originally a symbol of hatred, not until people made it a symbol of hatred. The same thing applies to the Confederate Flag. A symbol is not judged by what it's creator intended, it is judged by what the people make of it.
Valid point, that flag has seen so much bloodshed during the civil war. Civil War being one of the bloodiest battles.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 12, 2015, 07:11:13 am
So me and a male friend have come to the conclusion that it's somewhat awkward for guys to talk about dicks for some reason, after having a conversation about dicks.

Which is pretty weird when you think about it because you both have one, so it shouldn't be difficult to talk about?
I mean it generally seems to be considered weird between guys to really talk about vagīnas yet I've had female friends quite openly discuss both with other women and with me with absolutely no issues.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on July 12, 2015, 10:46:46 am
Talking about dicks is not weird. I've done it at lunch surrounded by tonnes of people sozzz
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 12, 2015, 01:59:57 pm
...try coming to Texas...people fly those flags on the back of their fuking trucks...
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 12, 2015, 02:09:22 pm
That is happening in Arkansas too. I actually saw a mob of rednecks with flags on trucks.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 12, 2015, 02:14:45 pm
Honestly put the damn things in your yard if you want, thats your right, but respect the fact I can think what I will of you for it.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 12, 2015, 02:17:21 pm
I don't particularly care, but its a bit much. And a huge change from Missouri, which is 60 miles from where I am on vacation currently.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 12, 2015, 06:54:31 pm
So a trailer for the Deadpool movie just leaked. Some of it is what we've already seen and it's bad quality and a little hard to see since it looks like a mobile phone recording but HYPE TRAIN GO.
http://youtu.be/fpI84sy1Ixo
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 12, 2015, 10:45:08 pm
Decided to remove my dragons on my sig for something better.












Significantly better.









Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 12, 2015, 11:43:58 pm
Yeah I took "The Moddening" out of mine a little while ago, figured it was the thing to do.
I need to find something really good to keep though, although I don't think I'll ever get rid of
INFINITE WHEELS.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 13, 2015, 04:09:15 am
Yeah I took "The Moddening" out of mine a little while ago, figured it was the thing to do.
I need to find something really good to keep though, although I don't think I'll ever get rid of
INFINITE WHEELS.
Want a ride on my pancycle? There is plenty of room.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 13, 2015, 08:55:13 am
That almost tempted me to play DDA again just to build a really long bike, add an insane amount of wheels and call it the Pancycle.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 13, 2015, 09:15:18 am
That almost tempted me to play DDA again just to build a really long bike, add an insane amount of wheels and call it the Pancycle.
I got bored of DDA LOOOOOOONNG before THE MODDENING, I just lost interest. One of the reasons I didn't suck it up and stay there was the fact that I was only there for you lumps, not the game.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 13, 2015, 11:23:57 am
Pretty much the same as Perigrin to be honest, I stayed for the community long after I got bored with the game.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on July 13, 2015, 11:44:54 am
I still like it :l

Not as good as I once was, though.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 13, 2015, 12:01:02 pm
I lost interest because if you don't know what you're doing on the first day your fucked. I never made it past the first night tbh.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 13, 2015, 01:07:51 pm
I got bored because I got good, and once you know how to survive the game just becomes a series of pointless treasure hunts.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 13, 2015, 04:13:05 pm
Damn Funsize, who's bad list did you end up on, you have -11 boorish points.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 13, 2015, 04:46:58 pm
I think someone is trying to keep Siege and other mods at neutral points...
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 13, 2015, 08:30:21 pm
I think someone is trying to keep Siege and other mods at neutral points...
Maybe it's because we don't want to incite another sh1tstorm over this. All we did was p1ss off the wrong people like what me and Peri did p1ssed of Chaz, Darkling Wolf, and Pthalocy. At least Pth could understand and relay it to Darkling. We kinda fuc|<ed up, because Darkling and Pth at the time were working on getting us who were banned unbanned.

What we have learned is that taking sides can lead to chaos and hardships, and naught gained from it. It's hard enough for me being banned from the forum but moderator of the Facebook and Steam group for DDA. Plus I for one am just fuc|<ing tired of the argument in general I let emotions take hold, and do stuff I regret.

EDIT: Censorsh1t
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 13, 2015, 08:36:54 pm
And I'm not going to mention thoughts on some of that stuff.
Anyway, it's in the past so let's let it stay there.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 13, 2015, 08:47:19 pm
And I'm not going to mention thoughts on some of that stuff.
Anyway, it's in the past so let's let it stay there.
Exactly
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 13, 2015, 09:01:13 pm
I think someone is trying to keep Siege and other mods at neutral points...
Yeah they're trying to keep mine even, although given I could just change them I'm tempted to fučk with whoever it is, give them something to do for a while. It's either Caconym or Patches I think
Dunno why someone would nuke Ninja's though, he's the coolest ninja we have. He' also the only ninja we have, but we'll ignore that
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 13, 2015, 09:30:11 pm
Or you know, the whole points thing is pointless. And people seem to forget that half the people here are trolls and people that like to fuck around.

Honestly the points are another layer of practical joking on this clown cake.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 13, 2015, 09:44:47 pm
Listen, I thought the first FNAF was a pretty good game. Sound design was pretty excellent and I dug the cheesy childhood fear factor that came with it.

Then the porn happened, then the weirdos that draw slashfics of creepypasta characters started showing up saying that they were foxy, then the LP- LISTEN IT WENT THE SAME WAY THAT MANY OTHER HORROR GAMES GO!

Needless to say I've kinda been hating the series after 2, and after seeing Silent Hills get the bucket I was kinda pissed that FNAF got another sequel plus a movie.

So let the preface it when I say...

FNAF4 looks okay I guess, the "scare" they put in at the end didn't get me at all, but if I ignore the internet enough I might consider checking it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-taWymx1WI
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 13, 2015, 10:37:24 pm
Yeah, the first game got the Tension right. It was creepy, Terrifying, and OH GOD IF I GET JUMPED WHEN I PUT THIS DOWN I SWEAR TO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. The second game dropped the ball.
AJ, lets make a horror game, im on steam and willing to talk.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 13, 2015, 10:55:54 pm
Actually, sorry for the double post, but we all have one thing to thank FNAF for. it breathed new life into the dying Horror Genre for video games. Until that came out, i hadn't played a Horror game that legit scared me since Amnesia:The Dark Descent. It was a breathe of fresh air, and, while it kinda did spawn ALL OF THE SNOWCLONES, it did what Amnesia before did, showed us just how terrifying the concept of being at the mercy of monsters is.


us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 13, 2015, 11:14:23 pm
us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.
They just had a need for the knot  :P
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 13, 2015, 11:16:05 pm
us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.
They just had a need for the knot  :P
No they did Knot.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 13, 2015, 11:20:14 pm
us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.
They just had a need for the knot  :P
No they did Knot.
How about you knot.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 13, 2015, 11:43:45 pm
us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.
They just had a need for the knot  :P
No they did Knot.
How about you knot.
I can Knot Cumply
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 13, 2015, 11:46:52 pm
...*walks out of thread* and I'm seeing the beginning of a conversation I do not want to see *shuts door and starts walking away*
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 13, 2015, 11:54:32 pm
us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.
They just had a need for the knot  :P
No they did Knot.
How about you knot.
I can Knot Cumply
Vulnus will knot be joining us for today, it seems.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 14, 2015, 12:01:43 am
us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.
They just had a need for the knot  :P
No they did Knot.
How about you knot.
I can Knot Cumply
Vulnus will knot be joining us for today, it seems.
Yeah, I think Knot.

Would knotifying your post be too much of a stretch for a pun?
I think this pun was for knaught
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on July 14, 2015, 04:16:48 pm
You keep using that word, but I think you don't know what it means...

I know what it is I do not need an explanation.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 14, 2015, 04:31:52 pm
You keep using that knot, but I think you don't knot what it knots...

I knot what it is I do knot need an explanation.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on July 14, 2015, 04:43:15 pm
Damn Funsize, who's bad list did you end up on, you have -11 boorish points.

Idk, I looked at it and didn't know what it meant. I don't care about it anyway.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on July 14, 2015, 04:56:11 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/1xm5TW5.jpg)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 14, 2015, 05:00:44 pm
I found Wesley Crusher...playing table top games on youtube. Why is this so amusing to watch?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: guest48 on July 14, 2015, 06:15:54 pm
Huh.   Do apparently England has a contest to change the Union Jack a while ago.
It didn't work, but the winner was the team Dai-Gurren logo in the middle of it.
Spoiler (hover to show)

UNION FLAGANN, SPIN ON!
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 14, 2015, 06:42:06 pm
I found Wesley Crusher...playing table top games on youtube. Why is this so amusing to watch?
Yeah, Wil Wheaton does a lot of nerd stuff. Has his own DND show called Tabletop.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 14, 2015, 06:50:03 pm
I found Wesley Crusher...playing table top games on youtube. Why is this so amusing to watch?
Yeah, Wil Wheaton does a lot of nerd stuff. Has his own DND show called Tabletop.
actually table top is about, well games you play on a table top, so it includes a lot of boardgames. He does have a series that's his new dnd style table top game though, and I'm loving the series.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 14, 2015, 07:24:55 pm
I found Wesley Crusher...playing table top games on youtube. Why is this so amusing to watch?
Yeah, Wil Wheaton does a lot of nerd stuff. Has his own DND show called Tabletop.
actually table top is about, well games you play on a table top, so it includes a lot of boardgames. He does have a series that's his new dnd style table top game though, and I'm loving the series.
oh.
Also, if you aer gonna watch youtube DND/Tabletop stuff, check out Spoony.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 14, 2015, 07:33:56 pm
us furries went fokin crazy with it though, i mean, jesus christ people.
They just had a need for the Knot  :P
No they did Knot.
How about you Knot.
I can Knot Cumply
Vulnus will Knot be joining us for today, it seems.
Yeah, I think Knot.

Would knotifying your post be too much of a stretch for a pun?
I think this pun was for knot
Do Knot mess with mah posts.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 14, 2015, 09:39:21 pm
8:07 PM - Wilson: Nikoli?
8:07 PM - Perigrin: yes
8:07 PM - Perigrin: Nikoli Berenski
8:07 PM - Wilson: I got the documents.
8:07 PM - Perigrin: good
8:07 PM - Perigrin: proceed as planned
8:08 PM - Wilson: Activating the HAWK
8:08 PM - Perigrin: good, activate protocol stehl raien
8:08 PM - Perigrin: Boreale will be pleased with your result
8:09 PM - Perigrin: s
8:09 PM - Wilson: OH NO
8:09 PM - Wilson: THERE ARE HOSTILES IN FACILITY
8:09 PM - Wilson: ACTIVATING THE PUUURGE
8:09 PM - Perigrin: Activate Nuerostun
8:10 PM - Wilson: *pitterpat away!!!*
8:10 PM - Perigrin: operative Eliphas, evacuate the grounds. we found what we were after
8:10 PM - Wilson: *BRUKA BRUKA*
8:10 PM - Wilson: bluh
8:11 PM - Wilson: I gaht them brother
8:11 PM - Wilson: I shot them all in the dick
8:11 PM - Perigrin: Eliphas, proceed to evac point
8:11 PM - Wilson: Okay
8:12 PM - Perigrin: Good job operative
8:12 PM - Perigrin: Proceed from evac to site 6
8:12 PM - Wilson: *Three days later*
8:12 PM - Wilson: I've made it to Black Mesa
8:12 PM - Wilson: getting documents
8:13 PM - Perigrin: Operative Eliphas, Activate the Inheritor
8:13 PM - Perigrin: It shoudl provide enough of a distraction
8:14 PM - Perigrin: Eliphas
8:14 PM - Perigrin: what is your status
8:14 PM - Wilson: Getting documents
8:14 PM - Wilson: The dogs don't suspect a thing
8:14 PM - Perigrin: Initiate Program Mehtuhl Bawkes
8:14 PM - Wilson: Alright
8:15 PM - Wilson: Activated
8:15 PM - Perigrin: Steel Rehn
Some steh dry and others feel the pehn
Steel Rehn
Landing drop pods makehs infernahl din


Steel Rehn**
Our eterhnel fureh strikes the hearts of mehn
Steel Rehn
Deep strikeh is our vehry own bent


Steel Rehn
No matteh how hard our enemeh’s try
Steel Rehn
They all see our reputashen is no lie


Steel Rehn
Forecast to be fallen yesterdeh
Steel Rehn
Yet it will likeleh also fall todeh


(Chorus)
Steel Rehn
We fall to earth at enormouehs rates
Steel Rehn
The Empra’s foes cannot stop ourh haet
[Repeat]


Steel Rehn
Our drop pods coveh the light of dehy
Steel Rehn
Our enemeh’s flee but there is no weyh


Steel Rehn
Fiereh blood rushing throuegh our vehns
Steel Rehn
Afteh we finish we prepare to fall back down agaihn


Steel Rehn
We are called dowehn by the radio
Steel Rehn
The purpose is to gain grouend controhl


Steel Rehn
We could not call it aneh otherh nayme
Steel Rehn
Everything else soundehd quite insayhn


Steel Rehn
We are preparing to fall onceh moreh now
Steel Rehn
The Empra will someday rewaredh us, somehow
8:15 PM - Perigrin: Diversionary measure
8:15 PM - Perigrin: agents observing the stream
8:16 PM - Wilson: Downloading documents
8:16 PM - Perigrin: proceed to evac, and deep strike to site 25
8:16 PM - Perigrin: hurry Eliphas
8:16 PM - Wilson: Hurrying
8:16 PM - Wilson: *pitterpat like a mat*
8:17 PM - Wilson: Running
8:17 PM - Perigrin: Eliphas, Give files to Lorde Fortuna, and proceed to elrad
8:17 PM - Wilson: Purged the console
8:17 PM - Wilson: got the files on a flashdriev
8:17 PM - Wilson: *hands to the Lorde
8:17 PM - Wilson: i deed eet*
8:18 PM - Wilson: *Wun muth later*
8:18 PM - Perigrin: Aight, Initiate Infiltration of facility Elrad
8:18 PM - Wilson: Infiltration
8:19 PM - Wilson: Hacking the security system
8:19 PM - Wilson: Access granted
8:19 PM - Perigrin: Activate Eldar Protocols
8:20 PM - Wilson: Activating the EP
8:20 PM - Perigrin: Proceed to Codex site
8:20 PM - Wilson: Activated
8:20 PM - Perigrin: use Asatres patterns
8:20 PM - Wilson: *Racks handgun*
8:20 PM - Perigrin: (off topic, but watch this
8:20 PM - Perigrin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NXSAtNIWMg
8:20 PM - Perigrin: )
8:21 PM - Wilson: *suppressed tranquilizer pistol fire*
8:21 PM - Perigrin: Agent?
8:21 PM - Wilson: Hacking the Asatres
8:21 PM - Perigrin: some muffled noises coming through
8:21 PM - Perigrin: ahh
8:22 PM - Perigrin: (yes, in this video you did just see a massive man jump out of a plane with a jetpack)
8:23 PM - Wilson: There seems to be a breach of someone else
8:23 PM - Perigrin: This is unplanned
8:23 PM - Perigrin: Prepare an Ecclesiarchy scan\
8:23 PM - Wilson: I'll check the cameras
8:24 PM - Perigrin: Activate Mechanicus Spiral
8:24 PM - Wilson: Activating it.
8:24 PM - Perigrin: Good
8:24 PM - Perigrin: Rogue Agent Bresarious dectected
8:24 PM - Perigrin: Get out agent
8:25 PM - Wilson: Shit shit shit
8:25 PM - Wilson: *fuckin' books it*
8:25 PM - Perigrin: Rogue Armed, presumed hostile
8:25 PM - Wilson: oh fuck!
8:25 PM - Wilson: *BAM BAM BAM*
8:25 PM - Perigrin: Agent?
8:26 PM - Wilson: The agent is gone
8:26 PM - Perigrin: Good
8:26 PM - Perigrin: you will receive a bonus of Brouzoufs at the end of this operation
8:26 PM - Wilson: Evacuationg
8:26 PM - Perigrin: good
8:27 PM - Perigrin: one last site Eliphas, proceed to Chaos core
8:27 PM - Wilson: *one month later*
8:27 PM - Wilson: *you hired an american hacker*
8:27 PM - Wilson: I've made it to the Space Station numbered thirteen
8:28 PM - Perigrin: umm
8:28 PM - Perigrin: Agent, proceed to Chaos Core
8:28 PM - Wilson: Alright
8:28 PM - Perigrin: Initiate Failbaddon protocole on the mainframe
8:28 PM - Wilson: M'kay
8:29 PM - Wilson: Shit...!
8:29 PM - Perigrin: Agent?
8:29 PM - Wilson: *hides in a nearby locker*
8:29 PM - Wilson: Nearly got discovered, They got security here.
8:29 PM - Perigrin: Agent, waht is the  problem
8:29 PM - Perigrin: Oh
8:29 PM - Perigrin: Hmmmmm
8:29 PM - Perigrin: Activate Nueronet
8:30 PM - Wilson: activating the Nueronet
8:30 PM - Wilson: putting on resperator
8:30 PM - Perigrin: Alright, throw it in there direction, and Proceed to core
8:30 PM - Perigrin: Reperator mandatory
8:31 PM - Wilson: *takes security's pistol*
8:31 PM - Wilson: *bap bap*
8:31 PM - Wilson: Took out security
8:31 PM - Wilson: heading to the core now
8:31 PM - Perigrin: Good job Agent Eliphas
8:32 PM - Wilson: To the vault, it contains the core.
8:32 PM - Perigrin: Good
8:32 PM - Wilson: Aaaand, in.
8:32 PM - Perigrin: Tzeetch doctrine, Remember your training
8:32 PM - Wilson: There's a- ho-ly shit there's a nuke.
8:32 PM - Perigrin: Oh
8:32 PM - Perigrin: this is unexpected
8:32 PM - Perigrin: Disarm
8:33 PM - Wilson: there's the core here as well
8:33 PM - Wilson: The neuronet's wearing off
8:33 PM - Perigrin: Shit
8:34 PM - Perigrin: Grab the core, and Proceed to evac
8:34 PM - Perigrin: break it back at base
8:34 PM - Wilson: HoD is calling a security alert
8:34 PM - Wilson: I can't fit this thing in my ruck
8:34 PM - Perigrin: Grab in both hands
8:34 PM - Perigrin: run
8:35 PM - Wilson: Fuck it
8:35 PM - Perigrin: Agent
8:35 PM - Perigrin: return with core
8:35 PM - Wilson: *grabs it*
8:35 PM - Perigrin: or be subject to termination
8:35 PM - Wilson: What do we need the core for anyways?
8:35 PM - Wilson: *runs*
8:35 PM - Perigrin: That is above your clearence level
8:35 PM - Wilson: Alright
8:36 PM - Perigrin: Agent?
8:36 PM - Wilson: Disarmed the bomb while waiting for the escape pod to take off.
8:36 PM - Perigrin: Good
8:37 PM - Wilson: Now there's a major emergency
8:37 PM - Perigrin: What agent?
8:37 PM - Wilson: they've noticed the corpse
8:37 PM - Wilson: but
8:37 PM - Perigrin: shite
8:37 PM - Wilson: buh bye
8:37 PM - Perigrin: Run
8:37 PM - Wilson: *Pachooo
8:37 PM - Perigrin: evacuate to HQ for debreifing
8:37 PM - Wilson: on a motherfucking escape pod*
8:38 PM - Perigrin: good job agent




So this just happened.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: saltmummy626 on July 15, 2015, 08:33:05 pm
*all that*
0_o wut
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 15, 2015, 10:03:06 pm
Me showing Wilson a neato fake hacker site escalated into impromptu RP.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on July 17, 2015, 04:20:23 pm
So, my laptop's power cord's power block thingy (what I call it) was fried so I had to get a new one. NOW IMMA BACK FROM THE DED.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 17, 2015, 06:58:10 pm
So, my laptop's power cord's power block thingy (what I call it) was fried so I had to get a new one. NOW IMMA BACK FROM THE DED.
Ah those power block things, I wonder if there is an official name for them? The one I have for my small laptop is a kinda old one, and it is the size of a brick.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 18, 2015, 02:20:22 pm
So, my laptop's power cord's power block thingy (what I call it) was fried so I had to get a new one. NOW IMMA BACK FROM THE DED.
glad to have you back man.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on July 18, 2015, 03:22:23 pm
Yesterday was muh birtday, Musta forgot to post that yesterday

So, my laptop's power cord's power block thingy (what I call it) was fried so I had to get a new one. NOW IMMA BACK FROM THE DED.
glad to have you back man.

Thnk u
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: BadSniper on July 18, 2015, 08:15:23 pm
Yesterday was muh birtday, Musta forgot to post that yesterday
Well in that case, happy (belated) birthday!


In other news, 4 US Marines were shot and killed the other day at a recruiting center, and a US Navy sailor later died earlier today.

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03378/Shooting_tennessee_3378556b.jpg)

Unsurprisingly, the sign did not stop the shooter.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 18, 2015, 09:31:27 pm
****. Honestly military personel in recruiting offices should be allowed to have fire arms since they should have the training required to properly and safely handle the weapon. They shouldn't be pulling it out to show to people but they should be allowed to have them none the less, they are part of the job after all.
EDIT: Hope the guy who killed them has been caught and will be charged and punished for the crime. Hoping the families of the Marines and Sailor are getting whatever help they need.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: saltmummy626 on July 19, 2015, 12:58:37 am
So, my laptop's power cord's power block thingy (what I call it) was fried so I had to get a new one. NOW IMMA BACK FROM THE DED.
Ah those power block things, I wonder if there is an official name for them? The one I have for my small laptop is a kinda old one, and it is the size of a brick.
The AC adapter. Ive gone through one of them and two cords. in the case of the adapter, over time the cord tries to unravel/twist because of being rolled up or other wear and it contracts, slowly pulling the wire out of the contacts in the adapter. That is if a power surge doesn't fuk it first. The plug portion usually wears out due to bending at the base of the bits at either end, causing the same wire/contact pull away. Those old AC adapters are a bit more resilient than the newer ones.

When I replaced my hard drive after the old one shat itself, I was told to send my old hard drive to the company that provided the replacement (dell) but I never got around to it. I've never been reminded to do it or reprimanded for not doing it, so I just kept it. I wonder if their are consequences for not sending it to them...
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 19, 2015, 02:58:03 am
no I'm curious who gave me a Borish point...I mean I don't really care but curiousity
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 19, 2015, 03:37:05 am
Here's a better question WHY DO I HAVE 10 DAPPER POINTS!

Am I really that nice, or are people ****ing with me. But **** silly internet points I'm going to show you my Hotline Miami doll action figure hug pillow? collectable that I got for $85 bucks.

As you can see I'm responsible with my money and invest it in silly trinkets.

Spoiler: A little bit of a large image (hover to show)

Spoiler: The real reason anyone bought this figure (WARNING: Plastic Badonkadonk) (hover to show)


If I have any complaints it'd be these:

1. The joints are kinda hard to manipulate, like you have to apply some force to attach or move parts. And its kinda scary that you have to do that especially considering the price.

2. His ****ing shoes are hard to take off, like I went to see how the feet moved, that and I wanted to see what the figure looked like with all the accessories on. (Got Trauma Jacket as a bonus for free, so I wanted to see what he looked like with the hospital gown and Jacket bandage mask. Which is how I found out he doesn't have a Hank Hill ass.)

3. The arms. Alright, so these arms can only bend certain ways right? Well I didn't ****ing know that, and his jacket covers up where the joints can and can't bend. So say you went to bend his arm left to make him look like he's about to katana up a evil Russian Mobster when his arm might come clean off. So you have to ask your (used to work in a hobby shop) father help you figure out how to fix something you just got for 5 minutes. Thank Christ for that, because I read some tweets and kickstarter comments. Apparently this problem is so bad they had to make a video about how to move his arms.

Anyway, Jacket now has a metal screw in one of his joints and now that arm moves better then ever and its a ton more durable then plastic.

Manny Pardo may be born with Thick Skin, but Jacket's bones have been augmented.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 19, 2015, 06:40:39 am
Decided my sig wasn't long enough already.

EDIT: Changed the location of my spinning dapper cacodemon and spooky scary revenant to condense my sig a little.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on July 20, 2015, 12:41:10 am
Are the masks, like, heads or can you take them off and see Jackets rugged looks.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 20, 2015, 01:37:51 am
Are the masks, like, heads or can you take them off and see Jackets rugged looks.

By the looks of the material on the mask, it looks like the mask might be removable.

===========================================================================
EDIT: Make is not a Mask

Also just playing around with the font effect I managed to make a cool looking little symbol. [=]
===========================================================================
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: saltmummy626 on July 20, 2015, 06:33:57 am
Will you use your new symbol for good or evil?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 20, 2015, 10:01:22 am
90% sure that's a ****ing pie.

New impromptu rule, all posts must end with pie symbol or you must have it in your sig, permabans will ensue for breaking this rule
I'm joking don't worry [=]

Edit: Upon looking closer it sort of looks like a burger [=]
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 20, 2015, 11:24:04 am
Are the masks, like, heads or can you take them off and see Jackets rugged looks.

They're heads and thank God they are. Its been a game of, "If I pull this too hard to move it, will Jacket's limb move or come clean off." But the masks/heads, just pop off with little force, which also means if you move him too much his head might roll off his well... head.

So yeah, the identity of Jacket is still hidden within the little pixels of Hotline Miami, or in Payday2. I would show you what it looks like, but I packed Jacket up with the rest of my crap, so trust me, I'm more excited to move so I can have my figure pointing his shotgun again on top of my PC tower.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on July 20, 2015, 05:55:01 pm
I haven't posted in this thread in while so here's a post:

(http://i.imgur.com/vnSfxma.jpg)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 21, 2015, 01:21:39 am
...*runs around flailing arms*
I keep seeing guests posting in stuff, it's weird and happen consistantly.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 21, 2015, 07:21:09 am
...*runs around flailing arms*
I keep seeing guests posting in stuff, it's weird and happen consistantly.
Oh no, they're coming for us!
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on July 22, 2015, 12:31:24 am
Why...
How the hell is Lisa:The Painful so god-DAMN DEPRESSING?! Now I'm sad... I feel like I'm the only person who's personal life doesn't have drama...

I'm thinking about making a Lisa: The Painful thread.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 22, 2015, 12:45:28 am
Why...
How the hell is Lisa:The Painful so god-DAMN DEPRESSING?! Now I'm sad... I feel like I'm the only person who's personal life doesn't have drama...

I'm thinking about making a Lisa: The Painful thread.

I had really mixed feelings on that game, on the one hand I really liked the plot and that's what got me interested in playing it. I watched NitroRad's review on it, and he absolutely praised the game so I went into it expecting a fun action RPG romp. And it was fun for the first couple of hours, and then I got kinda bored after having to fight a buncha encounters.

I really liked the choices, lose your arm, or lose your friend. Sleep in a safe tent, or risk getting hurt, kidnapped, or poisoned. But it was the combat that broke the game for me, its really tedious and I found myself wishing I could avoid it entirely. Its JRPG combat, and sure the combo system is cool at first, but after awhile it gets mindnumbing typing out the same combos for a fire ball.

And as much as I hate admitting it, I refunded it. I couldn't see myself playing it anymore, and I'm trying to save some extra dollars to buy Fallout 4. When I get a job again after I move, maybe I'll pick it back up and try again knowing what I'm getting into. But NitroRad's review kinda bait&switched me for what I was getting into. I was going in expecting more talking, choice making, and less about the combat. Maybe if it had a autowin system like Earthbound had, I would've played it a lot longer.

But fighting the same few enemy types for jackshit really irked me and I hated going through certain areas because of it. However I thought the boss fights and gang battles were excellently done, and if I just had to fight the gangs and bosses, I would've kept it in my Steam library.

But yeah, like I said, really mixed feelings.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on July 22, 2015, 12:52:05 am
I personally enjoy the combat through, I dunno why though. It seems that it gets stale but in my opinion it doesn't. Also this game has so much mood whiplash it's fucking insane, like, after you nearly beat your friend to death there's a nearby cave and there's a robber with two eyepatches and he jumps out when you pass him and he doesn't know where you are. This game is funny but also depressing at the SAME FUCKING TIME. Just,

Fuuuck, I need to sleep.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 22, 2015, 12:55:07 am
Hrm, been a while since I posted something mildly offensive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy-3RzmF_NU
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 22, 2015, 01:18:23 am
Guys I just found out the word H/-\rdcore is censored, but crap is not.

See? Hardcore
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 22, 2015, 03:34:09 am
I remember getting annoyed over that a while ago, like what the fūck would hąrdcore be censored for?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: RedVulnus on July 22, 2015, 08:01:34 am
Reasons and things and this filter is really stupid as all hell.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 22, 2015, 06:57:32 pm
Reasons and things and this filter is really stupid as all hell.
and if only someone would donate to the forum we wouldn't have this problem. ;)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 22, 2015, 08:34:00 pm
Decided that enough was enough, and that I should actually develop games instead of just saying, "Oh I will someday."

So I downloaded Unity, started a tutorial on how to make a 2D Rougelike, and downloaded Gimp to make some sprites. And after much debate, I decided to make Clearer Pines be the first project I work on, mostly to get experience and learn how to actually make a damned game. Once I get some work on it done, I'll get a thread up and release the first build of the game.

It'll be similar to the RP, you wake up, you get a telegram with where some commies supposedly are, and you head out of your firewatch stand and go hunt some commies.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 22, 2015, 09:31:16 pm
Speaking of game making, I recently took a class on FPS making, and I will try to upload my project to here soonish. After I do that, I'm thinking of working on a visual novel. Probably of the gay furry variety.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 22, 2015, 09:49:54 pm
Speaking of game making, I recently took a class on FPS making, and I will try to upload my project to here soonish. After I do that, I'm thinking of working on a visual novel. Probably of the gay furry variety.
Put it on Patreon, you will make THOUSANDS.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on July 23, 2015, 08:34:35 pm
http://www.animeclassicsradio.moe/anime-classics-radio-2.html
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on July 23, 2015, 08:36:32 pm
Also jesus christ, why the hell is my Boorishness outweighing my Dapperness.

I'm gonna stab the next sum'bitch who downvotes me with my SWORD I MADE FROM MY BLOOD SAND

Yeah, anyone remember me bleeding sand?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 24, 2015, 12:37:07 am
WHY ARE THE ICONS SO BIG NOW!

Not that I'm complaining I'm going to fix mine so it looks less like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 24, 2015, 12:38:52 am
I realized I could make them bigger. So I did, because the bigger avatars let you make out details better.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 24, 2015, 09:10:38 am
I find it so unsettling when people change their avatars because I get used to associating everyone with a specific image without bothering to read their name. Avatars that cycle through different images are like the worst thing for me unless they have a specific theme or similar art style.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Perigrin on July 24, 2015, 09:39:01 am
Mine is always the same character, soooo....
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: guest48 on July 24, 2015, 09:50:59 am
If I change mine, it'll probably be to drawings.   Because I have nothing better to do with my time.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 24, 2015, 10:37:59 am
I am now Kouya to accentuate Perigrin's Shun
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 24, 2015, 05:55:39 pm
Jesus I was getting frustrated for a couple of days as to why my mouse was not working quite right.

I thought it was the surface for the mouse but even a flatter surface did nothing. Looking at the mouse trying to figure out what was wrong I tried replacing the battery, that didn't work either.

So now finally I noticed that the laser tracker was partially obscured by a feather that managed to get caught in there. It's out now and my mouse works like a charm! but yeah, fookin feathers mang.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 24, 2015, 06:18:55 pm
I find it so unsettling when people change their avatars because I get used to associating everyone with a specific image without bothering to read their name. Avatars that cycle through different images are like the worst thing for me unless they have a specific theme or similar art style.

If you just associate me with, Sixposting, Jontron, and normally things that contain pretty lights or ultra violence.

You got all my stuff, unless you want me to change my avatar to my face, I've gotten my facial hair back and I'll actually get the avatar pic in before I shave off the neckbeard+mustache.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Rhodri on July 24, 2015, 10:10:53 pm
The signatures are starting to become bigger than the posts themselves.

Not a good sign.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 25, 2015, 09:09:26 pm
I improved my Kouya avatar.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on July 26, 2015, 05:18:37 pm
Wait, is mine tiny?
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on July 26, 2015, 05:18:55 pm
GOD DAMMIT
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 26, 2015, 05:34:01 pm
Tiny resolution = Tiny picture
and trust me you wouldn't want a bigger resolution if it did get bigger.
(http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/cavatars/utterlymad/avatar_58_1437698007.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/1x1X1MF.gif)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on July 28, 2015, 02:33:54 pm
I dunno, I like being a big ninja :D
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 28, 2015, 07:56:15 pm
I dunno, I like being a big ninja :D
(http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/cavatars/utterlymad/avatar_58_1437698007.gif)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Wheel-Son on July 29, 2015, 06:59:46 am
I just finished LISA: The Painful, just... just... *Incoherent screaming with crying and "DAMMIT WHY, WHY!"*

The ending made me question what I was doing the entire time, the "Antagonist" was a pretty decent guy. He just wanted to save the human race. I feel like shit after beating LISA, but I want to play it again. I can't wait for LISA: The Joyful. I- I am shocked by how much I enjoyed this game.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 30, 2015, 07:59:45 pm
i pimped out Peri's Shun avatar for him, so it has fancy transparency and not screenshots of the pictures with transparency.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on July 30, 2015, 08:51:53 pm
(http://)
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on July 31, 2015, 02:09:04 pm
Spoiler (hover to show)

thx bby
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 31, 2015, 02:16:44 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDJzf5jqccw

YO' WHAT THE FUCK
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 31, 2015, 03:20:34 pm
I may be going to London Comicon with a Bioshock theme
Girlfriend is going as a Bouncer, another friend is going as a Little Sister and I'm going as a Splicer.
Expect pictures afterwards.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Caconym on July 31, 2015, 03:38:48 pm
I may be going to London Comicon with a Bioshock theme
Girlfriend is going as a Bouncer, another friend is going as a Little Sister and I'm going as a Splicer.
Expect pictures afterwards.
You should totally be the little sister. :P
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Six on July 31, 2015, 03:41:14 pm
Aside from the fact that I'd look AMAZING I'd be way too tall to pull it off.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 31, 2015, 06:29:38 pm
http://www.geek.com/games/konami-reveals-new-erotic-castlevania-game-is-trolling-us-all-1629793/

Konami is playing limbo, and they're winning.
Title: Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 01, 2015, 03:23:45 pm
I would like to personally thank Perigrin, Vulnus, and Trusty Patches for helping me out with the thread in Personal Discussion. I had to make it as good as I could and your aid with the peer review really helped. I would have put the thank you there but I want that thread to keep a serious and to the point tone for it is a serious subject. I don't think the thread would have been just as good if you guys didn't help and give it a look over.

Just again, Thank You.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 02, 2015, 11:57:34 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 03, 2015, 09:12:41 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt_YhSxjshY
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 03, 2015, 09:30:38 am
Whelp I got banned from the forum on Hotline Miami 2 with many other of my fellow Youtuber HM2 buddies.

We just wanted to tell the world about the Miami Mutilator and how to stop him. Apparently FNAF RP is more important then that.... and we all got banned. I didn't even get to Pardopost anywhere, just on that thread. Oh well, not like I really used the forum anyway.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 03, 2015, 09:34:53 am
So AJ being the weirdo I am I googled your username and I found out you have a Two Kinds account, and you put LMP on there. :p
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 03, 2015, 09:39:19 am
So AJ being the weirdo I am I googled your username and I found out you have a Two Kinds account, and you put LMP on there. :p

Yeah from some years ago, back when I was a starry eyed 15 year old that thought the world was a grand place, full of grand people.

Then you head to their IRC and they're a buncha cunntbuckets, then you learn the artist is a ****ing hack and shiitlord, and then slowly you realize that everyone there is a real **** that just needs to be burried in a steel coffin somewhere next to Osama Bin Laden's corpse.

As you can tell I'm a big fan of their community.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 03, 2015, 11:13:53 am
Rick and Morty just keeps getting better and better. I wanna go to Blips and Chitz now and play Roy 2.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Forrest on August 04, 2015, 10:53:50 am
Oh. Right. The TwoKinds Forum. I forgot everyone sorta tried that out when you talked about it.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on August 04, 2015, 12:29:41 pm
Two Kinds. So bad, even furries think you are weird for liking it.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 04, 2015, 05:42:25 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyYIjn0V1Uc
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 04, 2015, 06:49:52 pm
Gotta love how King K. Rool is all in the background like, "Yeah... I can wack it to this...."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D14-EJHaJIg
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 05, 2015, 02:00:24 am
http://www.nootnoot.net/ (http://www.nootnoot.net/)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 05, 2015, 11:30:59 am
http://www.nootnoot.net/ (http://www.nootnoot.net/)

Well. That was fun.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 05, 2015, 11:42:55 pm
I really like my new avatar, he's like Boogie2988.... if he was a monk.... that really loved his beer.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 06, 2015, 12:24:06 pm
Guys I found a picture of Peregrine! Now we can see his face.

Spoiler (hover to show)
JOKES
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 06, 2015, 08:22:58 pm
Guest   05:13:09 pm   Viewing Bubbadoo's profile. (http://Guest 05:13:09 pm Viewing Bubbadoo's profile.)
There is a Guest stalking up my Profile. D:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 07, 2015, 12:39:05 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otc0I30GGVc&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 07, 2015, 01:56:08 am
NOSTALGIA (http://www.virtualglitter.com/)
(It also has multitouch support on mobile, I hear!)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Forrest on August 07, 2015, 02:38:43 am
Damn it hidden users

You guys creep me out ;-;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 07, 2015, 03:05:06 am
Damn it hidden users

You guys creep me out ;-;
Don't worry, the only people who often go hidden is Hobocop and Lurker.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on August 07, 2015, 09:39:07 pm
 The Orange Haired Boy shouts 'BITCH NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR KETCHUP'
 The Long Pink Haired Girl covers her ears. "Ow..."
 The Blonde Haired Boy says 'Orange stop shouting'
 The Boy with Goggles shouts 'YOU FOKIN WOT MATE!!!'
 The Boy with Goggles says 'Its food'
 The Orange Haired Boy shouts 'SHUT YOUR GERMAN BLONE BEER STOMACHE LOOKING ASS'
 The Boy with Goggles says 'i need food'
 The Boy with Goggles says 'what the fuck.....'
 The Blonde Haired Boy shouts 'Bruh SHUT THE FUCK UP'
 OOC: The White Haired Girl: Alright , orane is trying his best to be a tsundere but.. 1.you are a male 2. tsunderes are not like that
 The Orange Haired Boy says 'Lad, we dont have food here.'
 The White Haired Girl says 'i have..'
 OOC: The Orange Haired Boy: >tsundere
 OOC: The Long Pink Haired Girl: Tsundere is "It's not like I like you... Baka."
 The White Haired Girl takes out a sandwich and starts eating it.
 The Boy with Goggles says 'Well..... Your an english poof.'
 OOC: The Long Pink Haired Girl: You are just being an ass.
 The Orange Haired Boy says 'What did you call me you twat?'
 OOC: The Long Pink Haired Girl: The difference is in being sometimes nice.
 The Orange Haired Boy says 'You're taking the piss lad.'
 The Boy with Goggles says 'English Ye Limy'
 The Creepy Red Haired Boy checks his pockets and finds a piece of gum. "So much for lunch..."
 The Boy with Goggles says 'GOOGLES MC BOOGLES OUTS'
 The Orange Haired Boy Shakes his head
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: RedVulnus on August 07, 2015, 09:44:49 pm
context please. Like I have no idea what this is.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on August 07, 2015, 09:48:32 pm
Chatlog from a game. Got into a screaming match with a scotsman
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Six on August 07, 2015, 11:20:13 pm
Have you ever heard someone speak with a heavy Scottish accent? It's almost not even actual words, they're just grunts and vaguely angry sounding noises.
Hearing anyone shout with a Scottish accent is a terrifying experience, you can feel the muscled wrath of their ancestors bearing down on you in their angry noises.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 08, 2015, 02:38:42 am
Chatlog from a game. Got into a screaming match with a scotsman
What game?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Rhodri on August 08, 2015, 06:21:24 am
Fingertips.

FINGERTIPS
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Six on August 08, 2015, 08:24:53 am
Bubba, there is a lot of demon butt in your signature.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 08, 2015, 10:12:26 am
Bubba, there is a lot of demon butt in your signature.
What(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)ever are you tal(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)king about? Maybe you are(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)just going crazy?





(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on August 08, 2015, 12:59:59 pm
(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Tesla on August 08, 2015, 01:12:21 pm
i want to know what game perigrin is talking about
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 08, 2015, 01:14:06 pm
i want to know what game perigrin is talking about
You know it is srs business when nikola rises out of his grave just to ask this question.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on August 08, 2015, 01:43:10 pm
i want to know what game perigrin is talking about
You know it is srs business when nikola rises out of his grave just to ask this question.
Misterii High. Its a Byond game. Got banned from the only currently active server for stupid shit.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Six on August 08, 2015, 05:35:22 pm
The demon (http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674) butt is taking over!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 08, 2015, 10:31:43 pm
I think I may be addicted to Bay12 games.

I'm playing Dwarf Fortress in the background while I play Liberal Crime Squad. And jotting down ideas for The Tide, all while I'm enjoying some soda.

Tonight is a good night.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Six on August 08, 2015, 11:11:29 pm
I think I may be addicted to Bae12 games
FTFY
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 09, 2015, 12:54:43 pm
Look at this f­ucking magic I can do! ...fu­ck, pi­ss, cas­ino, dic­k, po­rn, sh­it, bit­ch
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Caconym on August 09, 2015, 01:27:26 pm
Look at this f­ucking magic I can do! ...fu­ck, pi­ss, cas­ino, dic­k, po­rn, sh­it, bit­ch
(http://i.imgur.com/4QVDWKb.png)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on August 09, 2015, 01:37:27 pm
Is the fucking swear filter off?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 09, 2015, 01:44:24 pm
Fuck.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 09, 2015, 10:23:18 pm
code Alt 0173 ftw, it makes an invisible character so I put it in between f and uck to make f­uck to bypass the swear filter. Here is a pastbin (http://pastebin.com/C8pQCcN2) with just the invisible character if alt codes are not your jam.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on August 10, 2015, 02:06:40 am
code Alt 0173 ftw, it makes an invisible character so I put it in between f and uck to make f­uck to bypass the swear filter. Here is a pastbin (http://pastebin.com/C8pQCcN2) with just the invisible character if alt codes are not your jam.
YOU SPOONY BARD!!!
I'll be doing that, yes indeed.
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Post by: Caconym on August 12, 2015, 12:24:26 pm
http://www.virtualglitter.com/
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Post by: Perigrin on August 13, 2015, 01:41:47 am
I'm finally clawing my way out of the really bad depression I've been in for the last few months, and I have the urge to pick an old project of mine back up, on writing a tabletop RPG. Its a bit easier than making a video game, and its something to do. Still trying to decide which half baked attempt to finish.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on August 13, 2015, 04:20:32 pm
The weather is being obnoxious.
There is a literally constant thundering but as of yet no rain. Outside I see the clouds coming in don't even look that dark, but the winds are pretty strong and there is the smell of petrichor in the air.

EDIT: WEATHER I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT THE FU­CK UP

EDIT NUMERO DOS: It's coming down HARD now. Like holy crap the clouds are only a light grey but the lightning, thunder, and rain are coming down with a fury.
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Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on August 14, 2015, 10:39:39 am
(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)
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Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on August 14, 2015, 07:29:24 pm
(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)
(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674):)(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)
(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)
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Post by: Perigrin on August 14, 2015, 07:56:45 pm
why the demonic ass Funsize?
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Post by: Six on August 15, 2015, 12:18:04 am
Girlfriends parents were meant to be gone for a week so I was staying for the week. Now usually I'm not allowed past the second floor because the bathrooms are on the second floor, her bedroom is on the fourth floor, anyway, this pretty much means they didn't know I was staying and I wasn't supposed to be, her dad would murder me for even suggesting the idea of staying the night.

So while we were enjoying a shower together she suddenly leaps out of the shower because her mum had messaged her saying they were on their way home, so I have to get dry and dressed and run around the house collecting any evidence of me planning on sleeping there, come up with a story as to why I was still there at 2AM only for her mum to then be okay with it and say I could sleep on the couch because they wouldn't be home until 6AM.

So here I am, lying on her couch in a sleeping bag with her dog while she's super comfy in bed because her parents are about to be home.
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Post by: Perigrin on August 15, 2015, 12:27:37 am
Girlfriends parents were meant to be gone for a week so I was staying for the week. Now usually I'm not allowed past the second floor because the bathrooms are on the second floor, her bedroom is on the fourth floor, anyway, this pretty much means they didn't know I was staying and I wasn't supposed to be, her dad would murder me for even suggesting the idea of staying the night.

So while we were enjoying a shower together she suddenly leaps out of the shower because her mum had messaged her saying they were on their way home, so I have to get dry and dressed and run around the house collecting any evidence of me planning on sleeping there, come up with a story as to why I was still there at 2AM only for her mum to then be okay with it and say I could sleep on the couch because they wouldn't be home until 6AM.

So here I am, lying on her couch in a sleeping bag with her dog while she's super comfy in bed because her parents are about to be home.
That is kinda funny. Are you sure you didn't enter a romantic comedy without realizing it? Because that sounds just like something that would happen in one of those.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on August 15, 2015, 01:13:12 am
Its the Romero locks that are cursing you mang.
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Post by: Perigrin on August 15, 2015, 09:12:44 pm
I just recorded some footage from Gmod. My internet went out for a while, so i decided to turn on all of my post processing, and go explore a map i had just downloaded the previous day. i recorded it, and it looks damn good, so im going to be posting it here once i upload it.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on August 15, 2015, 09:45:06 pm
Noice. Can't wait to see it.

Really cool that more of us are getting into uploading, the Utterly Mad Men.
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Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on August 16, 2015, 12:43:46 am
Were you going to **** her right in the ****?

Also :l
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Post by: ajwilli1 on August 16, 2015, 01:40:57 am
Two videos of the stream will be going up soon.

We have Fallout 1: Rodent Dick Punching Simulator

and the second, The Rhordri Family Reunion.


The 2nd one has me singing the opening to Baby Got Back midway through, and yes, there are plenty of dick jokes.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on August 16, 2015, 03:52:13 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMO7rcIi_uA


Fallout 1 Rodent Dick Punching Simulator.... praise dick punching.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on August 16, 2015, 04:44:56 am
Footage from Rhordri's Family Reunion is almost done. Uploading that soon.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on August 16, 2015, 05:17:11 am
Rhordri's Family Reunion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BJQtQBUZ_g
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Post by: Forrest on August 16, 2015, 05:35:33 am
Dear lord, my favorite weapons blog on Tumblr, DIY Self Defense, was shut down somehow, and in a strange act of mourning, I've just been looking at gunpr0n post after gunpr0n post. With a whole lotta knifepr0n in between, that is.
Spoiler (hover to show)

GOD THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE INTERNET
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Post by: ajwilli1 on August 16, 2015, 05:39:18 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0CRUEyijuk


Nice to know you can run a Cakefart cam girl service.... I subbed to the /r/Games reddit to not have shit posts. Now its getting filled with porn games.

I swear there was a topic on CoC the other day.
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Post by: Perigrin on August 16, 2015, 11:31:21 am
https://youtu.be/y-DowYcNmHs

There it is.
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Post by: Caconym on August 16, 2015, 11:36:26 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtapCC-4ljI
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Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on August 16, 2015, 12:47:29 pm
Dear lord, my favorite weapons blog on Tumblr, DIY Self Defense, was shut down somehow, and in a strange act of mourning, I've just been looking at gunpr0n post after gunpr0n post. With a whole lotta knifepr0n in between, that is.

/k/ ya pansy
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Post by: Forrest on August 16, 2015, 12:49:58 pm
Man, I need special snowflake guns from a special snowflake site for my special snowflake needs.

(Plus I don't really like 4chan's >aesthetic and all gunblr blogs usually include cool stories and it's generally easier to look around. IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.)
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Post by: Bubbadoo on August 16, 2015, 11:21:17 pm
Hey I made something, specifically for AJ.
Trust me you will need to have been born with thick skin whilst also having a grip.

http://flappy-generator.com/?id=55d13ffa30781 (http://flappy-generator.com/?id=55d13ffa30781)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/449fad4969824de0e2026b5736bcfda8/tumblr_nlc4gyg0eg1up5r16o1_250.gif)


EDIT:
Spoiler: Here is the pipe picture for those curious (hover to show)
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Post by: ajwilli1 on August 16, 2015, 11:28:52 pm
Hey I made something, specifically for AJ.
Trust me you will need to have been born with thick skin whilst also having a grip.

http://flappy-generator.com/?id=55d13ffa30781 (http://flappy-generator.com/?id=55d13ffa30781)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/449fad4969824de0e2026b5736bcfda8/tumblr_nlc4gyg0eg1up5r16o1_250.gif)


EDIT:
Spoiler: Here is the pipe picture for those curious (hover to show)

That satisfied my craving for some dank maymays, dank you Bubs, dank you all teh kush.
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Post by: Forrest on August 17, 2015, 12:24:28 am
>SITS IN THE IRC AND MOURNS THE OLDEN DAYS OF CHATTING
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Post by: Bubbadoo on August 17, 2015, 10:11:03 am
Guys someone X-posted my post of that game I made from /r/gottagetagrip to /r/hotlinemiami!
I feel flattered. :p
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Post by: Perigrin on August 17, 2015, 10:36:05 pm
I havent been posting or trying to play games for the last few hours, ive gotten horribly sick to my stomach. jesus christ it hurts.
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Post by: Perigrin on August 18, 2015, 12:56:03 am
 Australians straight-up dare Godzilla to come ashore so they can punch him straight in his big, swinging lizard dick.


WTF internet?
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Post by: Six on August 18, 2015, 02:05:03 pm
Godzilla would barely survive the wildlife in Australia, nevermind the people.
Australians are pretty hąrdcore
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Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on August 18, 2015, 06:19:26 pm
Australians straight-up dare Godzilla to come ashore so they can punch him straight in his big, swinging lizard dick.


WTF internet?
Don't doubt them.
They'll do it.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on August 19, 2015, 12:55:50 am
(http://i.imgur.com/FTDNiBZ.png)

Saw this headtitle of a news post.
What? That's like saying a law in America is coming to North America, it doesn't make sense.

Anyways it's a real cool thing, basically it says that instead of throwing away their food (Which tends to still have quite a few days left before it goes bad) Supermarkets have to give that food to Charity. Let's hope this law gets to other places, because that is a good one.
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Post by: Six on August 19, 2015, 04:16:00 am
You know that sounds like a great idea. Something related to that which really pissed me off a few days ago.

There's a big open market that gets set up during the day, sells food, clothes, all sorts of stuff. My problem with it is that at the end of the day as they're all packing up they just toss most of the food into a big pile, sure the seagulls have a feast, especially during the summer because they crack the eggs and let them cook on the floor.

But all of this food just goes to waste, because not all of it goes to the birds, some guys in a van come and pick it up to burn it all, no idea why because the food all looks fine, most of the packaged stuff isn't even opened, I think it's mostly a case of they can't be assed packing it back up so they dump it. The issue is that my city has a lot of homeless people, they're everywhere and there are a lot of homeless shelters, I've worked in a few of them (and seen nuns steal from them, I'm not even shķtting you) and almost all of that food could go to those homeless shelters who often struggle to have enough food to feed everyone. (Homeless shelter food is often pretty good too, better than what most people eat despite what you may think)
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Post by: Perigrin on August 19, 2015, 07:47:38 am
You know that sounds like a great idea. Something related to that which really ****ed me off a few days ago.

There's a big open market that gets set up during the day, sells food, clothes, all sorts of stuff. My problem with it is that at the end of the day as they're all packing up they just toss most of the food into a big pile, sure the seagulls have a feast, especially during the summer because they crack the eggs and let them cook on the floor.

But all of this food just goes to waste, because not all of it goes to the birds, some guys in a van come and pick it up to burn it all, no idea why because the food all looks fine, most of the packaged stuff isn't even opened, I think it's mostly a case of they can't be assed packing it back up so they dump it. The issue is that my city has a lot of homeless people, they're everywhere and there are a lot of homeless shelters, I've worked in a few of them (and seen nuns steal from them, I'm not even shķtting you) and almost all of that food could go to those homeless shelters who often struggle to have enough food to feed everyone. (Homeless shelter food is often pretty good too, better than what most people eat despite what you may think)
Those fucking Nuns. Why are humans just Jackasses by default?
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Post by: Six on August 19, 2015, 02:45:33 pm
I'll tell you the Nun story actually, it's reasonably short.

So I was working in a kitchen with a load of Nuns and some other volunteers, the Mother Superior (Boss Nun) was a really nice, friendly woman, but a little strict. Most of the other Nuns were also quite nice and welcoming but then there was one who was sort of quiet, she worked in the back kitchen, which was mostly getting plates, cutlery and then washing them.

After all of the food had been served and everyone had eaten we have to tidy everything up, clear the plates off (The nuns get absolutely furious if there's any food left on plates) stack the tables and chairs away and then brush the floor, the nuns handle most of the kitchen itself but sometimes come out to help us clear plates. So the back kitchen nun came out to help me collect the plates off a particularly big table and I find a wallet sitting on one of the chairs, so I hand it to her and the first thing she does is open it and look in it and then looks at me like "Oh it's empty, isn't that a shame" and then tucks it away and walks back into the kitchen.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on August 19, 2015, 05:02:20 pm
I'll tell you the Nun story actually, it's reasonably short.

So I was working in a kitchen with a load of Nuns and some other volunteers, the Mother Superior (Boss Nun) was a really nice, friendly woman, but a little strict. Most of the other Nuns were also quite nice and welcoming but then there was one who was sort of quiet, she worked in the back kitchen, which was mostly getting plates, cutlery and then washing them.

After all of the food had been served and everyone had eaten we have to tidy everything up, clear the plates off (The nuns get absolutely furious if there's any food left on plates) stack the tables and chairs away and then brush the floor, the nuns handle most of the kitchen itself but sometimes come out to help us clear plates. So the back kitchen nun came out to help me collect the plates off a particularly big table and I find a wallet sitting on one of the chairs, so I hand it to her and the first thing she does is open it and look in it and then looks at me like "Oh it's empty, isn't that a shame" and then tucks it away and walks back into the kitchen.

... damn.... there may be a reason she's a back kitchen Nun.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on August 20, 2015, 04:18:08 am
Someone should make a lore of Soundcloud remixes it would be great.

#I Should Be Sleeping Right Now
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Post by: Perigrin on August 20, 2015, 05:39:49 pm
I have a few school stories to tell.
First, a jackass in my grade today said he wanted to kill all gays with poison gas. Not even being told he was literally Hitler changed this line of thought for him.
Second, some asshole senior decided to try and hurt me after a football game (I'm in the marching band) as I waited to be picked up, because I said our football team sucked. He fucking sucker punched me in the gut, and I just looked him in the eyes and said "Do it again, I'm getting aroused." As I live in the super conservative Cristian area of the states, this creeped him the fuck out, and he left. No one else has tried since.
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Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on August 20, 2015, 11:04:12 pm
Should have punched him right the fuck in the face man, I would have ten times over. Punch both of them in the face!
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Post by: Perigrin on August 20, 2015, 11:11:30 pm
Should have punched him right the **** in the face man, I would have ten times over. Punch both of them in the face!
The guy was built like a shit brickhouse brick shithouse. Acting super creepy was my one defense. I'm still baffled as to how it worked.
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Post by: Six on August 21, 2015, 11:01:38 am
Die fighting or die trying!
Wait no
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Post by: ajwilli1 on August 22, 2015, 05:13:15 pm
I got permabanned from Wikia for Pardoposting hard on the fandom pages. RIP Detective Manny Pardo, may your Thick Skin find rest.
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Post by: Caconym on August 22, 2015, 05:20:12 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/3XnrBXf.jpg)
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Post by: ajwilli1 on August 22, 2015, 07:09:28 pm
I made this for the stream, but I thought I'd share it.

(http://i.imgur.com/rylLi8dh.jpg)

It took a little while to make, trying to picture what I'd want the scene to be. But I finally figured it out, thoughts?
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Post by: Perigrin on August 22, 2015, 07:21:09 pm
I made this for the stream, but I thought I'd share it.

(http://i.imgur.com/rylLi8dh.jpg)

It took a little while to make, trying to picture what I'd want the scene to be. But I finally figured it out, thoughts?
Pretty cool. I assume GMOD, am I correct?
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Post by: ajwilli1 on August 22, 2015, 07:30:52 pm
I made this for the stream, but I thought I'd share it.

(http://i.imgur.com/rylLi8dh.jpg)

It took a little while to make, trying to picture what I'd want the scene to be. But I finally figured it out, thoughts?
Pretty cool. I assume GMOD, am I correct?

Yes BB it is.
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Post by: Forrest on August 22, 2015, 07:31:47 pm
Heh, that's awesome.
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Post by: Six on August 23, 2015, 12:57:19 am
So I was out drinking for a friends birthday, but unfortunately I don't deal very well with alcohol and loud music together because of my anxiety, so I kinda have a few problems with this despite the fact that I regularly do it anyway.

My main issue though is that I can't drink anything fizzy, yet I usually have to anyway, because it makes me feel sick and then I get really hot and have to go outside to cool down otherwise I have a panic attack for some reason, but today it was really humid because of a thunderstorm so going outside didn't help me to calm down at all, while walking to the shop I ended up having to sit down on the wet floor because I felt so sick and hot, sat there for about 15 minutes and when I stood up and tried to start walking again I got dizzy and most of my vision went black, what little I could see was really fuzzy even with my glasses on . I ended up having to walk back to my friends house in this state, it took everything I fucking had just to manage to walk and not fall over and then as soon as I got to his someone pointed out that my face looked like I'd gone green, so I went and sat in the bathroom where it was quiet and instantly started feeling better.

Scared the shķt out of me though because that's never happened to me before, no idea what it even was but after it stopped I felt absolutely amazing, better than I did before oddly.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on August 23, 2015, 03:08:00 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssDaYW6NJwA&feature=youtu.be

So I made a little stream announcement video for the Youtubes, since I personally think the pre-stream radio screen looks pretty fancy if I don't mind bragging. Anyway, I beat Lonesome Road tonight, and as the Feature Presentation Suggests: I'll just be dicking around in the wasteland and possibly beating Fallout New Vegas.
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Post by: Exodus on August 23, 2015, 11:26:04 pm
I feel bad gor not being here more.
Im sick, in case anyone cares.

Also still a snarky, semicrazy nutjob who can't stop laughing at the failures of others.
I may try my hand at activity once more.
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Post by: Perigrin on August 24, 2015, 12:30:08 am
I feel bad gor not being here more.
Im sick, in case anyone cares.

Also still a snarky, semicrazy nutjob who can't stop laughing at the failures of others.
I may try my hand at activity once more.
HE LIVES! PRAISE BE!
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Post by: ajwilli1 on August 24, 2015, 01:10:54 am
I feel bad gor not being here more.
Im sick, in case anyone cares.

Also still a snarky, semicrazy nutjob who can't stop laughing at the failures of others.
I may try my hand at activity once more.

Holy Hitler! You're back!
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Post by: Six on August 24, 2015, 03:41:07 am
Exodus has returned as The Prophecy foretold! Soon Utterly Mad's shļtposting will return to it's once glorious days!
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Post by: Exodus on August 24, 2015, 07:15:04 am
You have to love warm welcomes.
Except when they're in flame.

Eh, fire is pretty anyhow.
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Post by: Exodus on August 24, 2015, 10:04:52 pm
Things sure are quite slower nowadays aren't they?
That's a shame, I missed the old rapid posting enthusiasm of an elder time.

This forum was once a vampire, but even in its heightened nightly activity it still stalked the day.
It says all of you were on today, but I've only seen two posts.
Why so quiet on this, our greatest warfront?
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Post by: RedVulnus on August 24, 2015, 10:19:47 pm
haven't had much to post personally, waiting for RPs to update and working on one myself.
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Post by: Perigrin on August 24, 2015, 10:28:47 pm
Things sure are quite slower nowadays aren't they?
That's a shame, I missed the old rapid posting enthusiasm of an elder time.

This forum was once a vampire, but even in its heightened nightly activity it still stalked the day.
It says all of you were on today, but I've only seen two posts.
Why so quiet on this, our greatest warfront?
WE have run out of things to say to each other, we dont have new people coming in to spice up discussions and add new things to the conversations, and we know each other far too much at this point. We need to get some new fucking people into this forum or we are going to completely run out of things to say.
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Post by: Exodus on August 24, 2015, 10:33:05 pm
That's good. I just wish everyone would be a bit more uppity and chipper.
Exodus, horrible person that he is, is in a wonderful mood as of late.

Tickety Tockity, let's see whom posts next, shall we?




Edit: We know so much about eachother? Dear Peri? What is it that we know?
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Post by: Perigrin on August 24, 2015, 10:37:12 pm
Well, sexual orientation, how much so many people here's lives SUCK, religion, thoughts on spiders, level of commitment to RPs, and mental issues. Oh, and peace
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Post by: Exodus on August 24, 2015, 10:41:44 pm
How do I stand on that scale? Let's see how well you think you know me, friend Perigrin.
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Post by: Perigrin on August 24, 2015, 10:47:45 pm
Your straight, probably religious, seem happy enough, spider feelings unknown, seem to stick with RPs, and are kinda creepy but not exceptionally emotionally damaged.
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Post by: Exodus on August 24, 2015, 10:58:42 pm
Correct, correct, correct,  I love them, when I can.
Only kinda creepy? Fine... guess I'll take that.

No mental or emotional problems,  I just like being insane.

Goodness Peri, you're right.
We need to fix this somehow.
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Post by: Perigrin on August 24, 2015, 11:03:34 pm
I know a whole lot about you people, its my job to know, i run this place.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on August 24, 2015, 11:17:50 pm
My avatar is Furher with sunglasses, this ain't Hitler, no this is Hitler's cousin: Sh­itler. He was known for mildly annoying people on forums and message boards while wearing douche swood aviators, but he was still worse than Hitler for that very reason.

He also didn't like Mint Chocolate Chip icecream, and he loved Hawaiian Pizza with Alfredo Sauce.


I'm trying to get my rotating avatar to work right now so I can have High-As-Fuck AJ in a Cowboy Hat, Manny "Ehhh" Pardo, and Sh­itler all together in a trio of dank maymays.
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Post by: Exodus on August 24, 2015, 11:28:30 pm
You lot still play games together sometimes?
Could be fuuun.

You know what I don't think we've had but that is usually quite good is? A Nation RP. Closest I think we ever had was Divom, but that old horse is dead and eaten, it's carcass seperated from its bones.

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Post by: Wheel-Son on August 25, 2015, 12:18:33 pm
(http://www.ziher.hr/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/warriors.jpg)

So, I watched The Warriors.
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Post by: guest48 on August 25, 2015, 02:29:45 pm
You make good life decisions.
Rip Cleon, your weird cheetah head towel thing won't be missed.

QUIK-E-EDIT: Now go play the PS2 game.    Do it.
Your life will only improve afterwards.
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Post by: Rhodri on August 25, 2015, 06:06:22 pm
>wake up late for school
>don't wanna go
>ask mom "please,"
>she still says "no"
>pop caught me smoking and he said "no way"
>hypocrite smokes two packs a day
>mom threw away my best porno mag
>mom busted in and said, “What's that noise?"
>mom, you're just jealous it's the Beastie Boys
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Exodus on August 25, 2015, 10:34:12 pm
Exodus is broken. Exodus is wonderfully chipper and gleeful. Horribly confused and shy. Worried and scared and a little less than insightful. You see, for the first time, Exodus likes someone in a non friendly way. Exodus thinks she is wonderful.

And it's tearing him apart, and putting him together again.
Utterly Mad are the first to know.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Forrest on August 25, 2015, 10:36:23 pm
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/ad9d1233d029fe928f8ef0220428abfa/tumblr_nstz7nQbnn1rwjpnyo1_500.jpg) (http://41.media.tumblr.com/42a5b15516656a244cff598c0f994800/tumblr_ntekepnphO1rwjpnyo1_500.png)

CANNOT

STOP

GUNPR0NING
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Exodus on August 26, 2015, 10:24:41 pm
I keep hearing the phone go off, but I  don't think it's ringing.
Also, no longer sick.
Still highly infatuated.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on August 26, 2015, 10:40:35 pm
I keep hearing the phone go off, but I  don't think it's ringing.
Also, no longer sick.
Still highly infatuated.
Continue being infatuated, it helps with other mental problems.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Exodus on August 26, 2015, 10:44:55 pm
It is nice. In fact it's a lovely feeling. Our conversations leave me feeling so happy.
Not that they're often, but I love them when we do talk.

Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Siege-Loli on August 27, 2015, 01:29:29 pm
             ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
            ⊂  つ
             (つ ノ
              (ノ
     \      ☆
             |     ☆
          (⌒ ⌒ヽ   /
    \  (“⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ   /
      (’⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
     (“     )     ::: ) /
  ☆─ (“⌒;:    ::⌒`) :;  )
     (⌒::   ::     ::⌒ )
    / (    ゝ  ヾ 丶  ソ ─

Booty Explosion
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Six on August 27, 2015, 04:45:17 pm
Some of you may or may not have noticed that I've not been around the past 4 days.

Girlfriends parents finally ended up going on holiday without the car breaking down on the way there, so I've been at her house for the past 4 days and we've been too busy for me to really have time to check the forum. I'm now friends with her Nan and I've been at her house most of the day clearing her garden for her and seeing if I can get her kitchen fixed up for her, since she spent a lot of money on it and they left it half finished.

Girlfriend is now going away on holiday with some friends for the next week or so, which means I'm not gonna get to see her for a while unfortunately, but I will have lots of time for you guys.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 27, 2015, 05:07:25 pm
Oh. _-Æ-_-Æ-_ That's interesting.
±Alt codes are fun.±
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 28, 2015, 04:26:00 pm
Dogs are howling. Don't know why. Look outside. Weasel chasing rats. Adorable. Afternoon shattered by sounds of geese in the swamp. Fucking geese. Day ruined thanks to geese. Fucking geese.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Rhodri on August 28, 2015, 10:23:39 pm
The first time I went to the gym I weighed 122.2 pounds.

The next day I went I weighed 119 pounds.

Yesterday, a few days after the last time I went and weighed 116.6 pounds.

Today I went and weighed 115 pounds.



It is now January of 2020, and I have achieved negative weight. I am no longer bound by the chains of mortality, and objects are attracted to me via reverse gravity. One day I shall consume the universe in my negative weight, and nothing will stand against me.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Exodus on August 28, 2015, 10:26:45 pm
Rhodri! Friend Rhodri!
Bretheren of the love of unwanted animals!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on August 31, 2015, 12:24:13 am
http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/
Huh.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Six on September 03, 2015, 02:05:22 pm
So my iPad is what I use to browse the forum most of the time, it's what I spend most of my time on doing various things.

Except last night it fell off my bed and the entire front of it cracked to the point where it's unusable unless I wasn't glass splinters in my fingers.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on September 03, 2015, 04:43:02 pm
And me and my girlfriend broke up, after 3 years. I am depressed, I almost got her ring ready and everything. I still don't know why she left me...
;-;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on September 03, 2015, 05:19:01 pm
And me and my girlfriend broke up, after 3 years. I am depressed, I almost got her ring ready and everything. I still don't know why she left me...
;-;
Wow. That sucks dude, that..... Wow.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Six on September 03, 2015, 05:42:52 pm
Well fuck, I was pretty upset over my iPad but fuck.
It just came outta nowhere with no explanation? Did she seem angry about it or anything?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on September 03, 2015, 07:31:19 pm
So my iPad is what I use to browse the forum most of the time, it's what I spend most of my time on doing various things.

Except last night it fell off my bed and the entire front of it cracked to the point where it's unusable unless I wasn't glass splinters in my fingers.
So glass splinters, if you were a human you would be able to use it? :p
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on September 03, 2015, 10:24:15 pm
(http://media.alvanista.com/uploads/timeline_image/2014/07/06/medium_355331_2054344711.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Siege-Loli on September 03, 2015, 10:31:34 pm
Yeah, work your fiddle with your fingers like a pro AJ.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on September 03, 2015, 10:33:53 pm
Yeah, work your fiddle with your fingers like a pro AJ.

Why?

JUSTKAZ
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Six on September 04, 2015, 01:38:28 am
So my iPad is what I use to browse the forum most of the time, it's what I spend most of my time on doing various things.

Except last night it fell off my bed and the entire front of it cracked to the point where it's unusable unless I wasn't glass splinters in my fingers.
So glass splinters, if you were a human you would be able to use it? :p
Perhaps, though my splintery nature has many advantages.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Six on September 04, 2015, 05:06:07 am
R.I.P. ChatBot, you will be missed.
(http://i.imgur.com/boJtixG.png)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on September 05, 2015, 03:11:26 am
12:00... Right now officially marks my birthday. :D
I am turning 17.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Caconym on September 05, 2015, 04:35:28 am
12:00... Right now officially marks my birthday. :D
I am turning 17.

Happy birthday Bub.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: guest48 on September 05, 2015, 05:16:56 am
Stop being older than me.
;-;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Wheel-Son on September 05, 2015, 05:21:25 am
Then stop being so young.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on September 05, 2015, 10:18:23 am
Stop being older than me.
;-;
Might be hard considering you are literally the youngest of the forum. :p
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Caconym on September 05, 2015, 10:44:10 am
Stop being older than me.
;-;
Might be hard considering you are literally the youngest of the forum. :p
The easy solution is to murder everyone.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on September 05, 2015, 01:02:04 pm
Stop being older than me.
;-;
Might be hard considering you are literally the youngest of the forum. :p
Which amazes me somehow. Also, Happy 17th Bubbs, ill try to buy you something nice once i find my card.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on September 05, 2015, 03:05:43 pm
Sometimes I forget what age I am
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Six on September 05, 2015, 05:49:00 pm
I forget how old I am sometimes too, always convinced I'm still 16.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUBBADOO 🎂
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on September 07, 2015, 09:05:50 pm
I have not slept in over 72 hours.
I'm mostly still awake because of a combination of popcorn, Pizza Rolls, Deep guilt and psychological hangups, and RWBY.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Exodus on September 07, 2015, 09:39:07 pm
Are you guilty because you ate a bunch of popcorn and pizza rolls?
I'd be guilty too...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on September 07, 2015, 10:05:23 pm
Im guilty because of many, many reasons.
I still cant sleep.
Its going to be a long week.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Wheel-Son on September 07, 2015, 10:35:04 pm
When I die I want to be buried like this

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/9810ae2392514dca90b5facb6187d7f7/tumblr_ntzg3dtECR1rxsqeso6_540.jpg)

Because what's more metal then having a middle finger on your gravestone?

A middle finger coming out of your grave.

What's more metal then that?

A skeletal middle finger.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Exodus on September 08, 2015, 07:15:53 am
Aren't bones like the opposite of metal though?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on September 08, 2015, 07:47:26 am
I got 1 hour of sleep last night. Woooo, now I have to go to school with this.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Six on September 08, 2015, 03:23:47 pm
Aren't bones like the opposite of metal though?
Bones harden after death, it's actually incredibly difficult to cut through dead bones since they're almost as hard as metal.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on September 09, 2015, 12:36:57 am
I've been awake for such a long time that my mind is starting to fuck with me. Exparament over, I'm gonna fucking sleep tonight.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Rhodri on September 09, 2015, 10:54:22 am
I got 1 hour of sleep last night. Woooo, now I have to go to school with this.
Hah, I usually sleep for 30 or so minutes on the rare occasion I actually sleep the night before school.

Git gude scrub.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on September 09, 2015, 12:00:34 pm
I got 1 hour of sleep last night. Woooo, now I have to go to school with this.
Hah, I usually sleep for 30 or so minutes on the rare occasion I actually sleep the night before school.

Git gude scrub.
Goddammit Rhodri.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Six on September 09, 2015, 02:37:56 pm
https://youtu.be/t8jgF9w9t5Y
I guess you could say this stuff is pretty Magneato
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: guest48 on September 09, 2015, 02:38:47 pm
Out.

Get out.    That pun physically hurt.    No.   Please no.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: RedVulnus on September 10, 2015, 01:19:44 am
yeah that's pretty neato.
As a side note I am never looking at a gaming community forum again, too much bitching and whining.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on September 10, 2015, 07:48:42 pm
I might be moving to New York now.

I made a joke a few weeks ago, "Jesus, how far until we just jump coasts instead." To my parents at PF Changs.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Six on September 11, 2015, 05:51:34 am
Out.

Get out.    That pun physically hurt.    No.   Please no.
I think it was quite attractive
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: guest48 on September 11, 2015, 10:58:47 am
Out.

Get out.    That pun physically hurt.    No.   Please no.
I think it was quite attractive
oh god it burns please no
oh god
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on September 11, 2015, 02:28:26 pm
Out.

Get out.    That pun physically hurt.    No.   Please no.
I think it was quite attractive
oh god it burns please no
oh god
But these puns seem to keep attracting you back, be more positive and not negative. You must like these puns as they keep pulling you way from what you are doing.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on September 11, 2015, 03:05:35 pm
I'm gonna stab someone
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: guest48 on September 11, 2015, 03:38:14 pm
Out.

Get out.    That pun physically hurt.    No.   Please no.
I think it was quite attractive
oh god it burns please no
oh god
But these puns seem to keep attracting you back, be more positive and not negative. You must like these puns as they keep pulling you way from what you are doing.
my lungs are expelling themselves from my body
send an ambulance
please stop
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on September 11, 2015, 04:48:15 pm
Out.

Get out.    That pun physically hurt.    No.   Please no.
I think it was quite attractive
oh god it burns please no
oh god
But these puns seem to keep attracting you back, be more positive and not negative. You must like these puns as they keep pulling you way from what you are doing.
my lungs are expelling themselves from my body
send an ambulance
please stop
Well this is no laughing matter, sounds like you literally hacked up a lung. Take a deep breath I am sure a doctor will give you a breath of fresh air.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: guest48 on September 11, 2015, 05:38:40 pm
Out.

Get out.    That pun physically hurt.    No.   Please no.
I think it was quite attractive
oh god it burns please no
oh god
But these puns seem to keep attracting you back, be more positive and not negative. You must like these puns as they keep pulling you way from what you are doing.
my lungs are expelling themselves from my body
send an ambulance
please stop
Well this is no laughing matter, sounds like you literally hacked up a lung. Take a deep breath I am sure a doctor will give you a breath of fresh air.
please god no
stop no
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Wheel-Son on September 11, 2015, 07:42:23 pm
Out.

Get out.    That pun physically hurt.    No.   Please no.
I think it was quite attractive
oh god it burns please no
oh god
But these puns seem to keep attracting you back, be more positive and not negative. You must like these puns as they keep pulling you way from what you are doing.
my lungs are expelling themselves from my body
send an ambulance
please stop
Well this is no laughing matter, sounds like you literally hacked up a lung. Take a deep breath I am sure a doctor will give you a breath of fresh air.
please god no
stop no
I guess we are going over the stop. Our puns are stop notch.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on September 12, 2015, 07:59:12 pm
Our new chat room in a nutshell.
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:P
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Forrest on September 12, 2015, 10:40:25 pm
DID SOMEONE SAY GUNPORN 'CAUSE I HEARD GUNPORN


Spoiler (hover to show)

God, I love revolvers.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: guest48 on September 13, 2015, 03:06:48 pm
I have found the best things on YouTube.

Code: [Select]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP5ZjyaRMCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvEEc72P3K0
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Rhodri on September 13, 2015, 03:55:30 pm
I was downloading a 4 gigabyte file, and then a few mins after it got to %60 the download was interrupted.

I am Utterly Mad about this.

Get it?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Six on September 13, 2015, 08:40:02 pm
I was downloading a 4 gigabyte file, and then a few mins after it got to %60 the download was interrupted.

I am Utterly Mad about this.

Get it?
I'm not sure if that was supposed to be a joke or not
I'm joking
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on September 13, 2015, 10:11:51 pm
I have found the best things on YouTube.

Code: [Select]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP5ZjyaRMCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvEEc72P3K0

Heavy Rain videos are always great. I still remember when it came out and everyone was all like, "OH MY GAWD ITS SO CINEMATIC! ITS LIKE GOING TO REVOLUTIONIZE THE VIDYA GAEMS INDUSTRY!" I played the demo and had fun with that. I probably should pick up the game one day and give it a playthrough. Knowing my luck, I'll probably get my head drilled it by Carl the Dentist.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Wheel-Son on September 13, 2015, 10:33:29 pm
In my opinion, Until Dawn's about the same thing, and it's better by a mile. Acting's better, emotions are better, it's not exactly fair to say that the graphics are better.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on September 14, 2015, 12:23:01 am
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Luke




Promise that, if I ever have to live with any of you, this won't happen. I puked a little.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Forrest on September 14, 2015, 12:51:59 am
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Luke




Promise that, if I ever have to live with any of you, this won't happen. I puked a little.
I think I strained my cringing muscles.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on September 14, 2015, 01:14:54 am
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Luke




Promise that, if I ever have to live with any of you, this won't happen. I puked a little.
I think I strained my cringing muscles.
Its friggin disgusting.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on September 14, 2015, 01:27:34 am
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Luke




Promise that, if I ever have to live with any of you, this won't happen. I puked a little.
I think I strained my cringing muscles.
Its friggin disgusting.

Haven't gotten to the disgusting bits yet.

But I got something to say. I know fuck all about 40k, yeah you can take my nerd cred. But my knowledge of the tabletop begins and ends with Call of Cthulhu and parts of D&D (and if you count the videogames, Shadowrun). But from what I've heard, 40k is the price in order to get into 40k. Also I have no fucking idea what the author is talking about. I'm assuming its a wargame where you have little miniatures in squads killing each other or taking objectives like an RTS, only with tabletop rules.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Forrest on September 14, 2015, 01:37:04 am
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Luke




Promise that, if I ever have to live with any of you, this won't happen. I puked a little.
I think I strained my cringing muscles.
Its friggin disgusting.

Haven't gotten to the disgusting bits yet.

But I got something to say. I know fuck all about 40k, yeah you can take my nerd cred. But my knowledge of the tabletop begins and ends with Call of Cthulhu and parts of D&D (and if you count the videogames, Shadowrun). But from what I've heard, 40k is the price in order to get into 40k. Also I have no fucking idea what the author is talking about. I'm assuming its a wargame where you have little miniatures in squads killing each other or taking objectives like an RTS, only with tabletop rules.
Uh, sorta kinda I think? I never actually liked it either, but a lotta my friends do.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on September 14, 2015, 01:50:48 am
How'd I know this guy would have a urine fetish, like, do all these unsanitary neckbeards have the same fetish? I feel like they do.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Siege-Loli on September 14, 2015, 02:01:43 am
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Luke
Promise that, if I ever have to live with any of you, this won't happen. I puked a little.
Oh god hold me Peri. I'm crying from fear and laughter at the same time.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: guest48 on September 14, 2015, 02:05:07 am
An I lucky that I'm still too asleep to read properly.   For once autocorrect is helping someone possibly.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on September 14, 2015, 02:09:16 am
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Luke




Promise that, if I ever have to live with any of you, this won't happen. I puked a little.
I think I strained my cringing muscles.
Its friggin disgusting.

Haven't gotten to the disgusting bits yet.

But I got something to say. I know fuck all about 40k, yeah you can take my nerd cred. But my knowledge of the tabletop begins and ends with Call of Cthulhu and parts of D&D (and if you count the videogames, Shadowrun). But from what I've heard, 40k is the price in order to get into 40k. Also I have no fucking idea what the author is talking about. I'm assuming its a wargame where you have little miniatures in squads killing each other or taking objectives like an RTS, only with tabletop rules.
Uh, sorta kinda I think? I never actually liked it either, but a lotta my friends do.
Its kinda like that. I don't play it, I'm just there for the balls out insane fluff. I del dirty playing any tabletop war games that aren't Battletech, that game owns my soul.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Luke
Promise that, if I ever have to live with any of you, this won't happen. I puked a little.
Oh god hold me Peri. I'm crying from fear and laughter at the same time.

If you want me too....
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Siege-Loli on September 14, 2015, 02:09:58 am
Of course I do, now embrace me with your arms!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on September 14, 2015, 02:12:01 am
Of course I do, now embrace me with your arms!
That sentence sounds weirdly formal for this situation.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Siege-Loli on September 14, 2015, 02:14:41 am
Of course I do, now embrace me with your arms!
That sentence sounds weirdly formal for this situation.
For am I secretly... an alien.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on September 14, 2015, 02:15:11 am
This whole entire story makes me want to shower, and I just got out of the shower.

Just... EWWWWWWW!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on September 14, 2015, 02:16:22 am
This whole entire story makes me want to shower, and I just got out of the shower.

Just... EWWWWWWW!
Yep. Its almost fascinating the stuff people can put themselves through.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: ajwilli1 on September 14, 2015, 02:34:23 am
This whole entire story makes me want to shower, and I just got out of the shower.

Just... EWWWWWWW!
Yep. Its almost fascinating the stuff people can put themselves through.

Just finished the story. I think I need to scrub myself until only muscle is left. The flesh is filthy and weak, but the meat beneath is pure and strong.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Six on September 14, 2015, 12:34:39 pm
I'm almost certain I actually need a shower after just reading that, I actually suddenly feel like I'm disgustingly dirty, like I haven't showered in a month and I've just rolled in cholera infested faeces.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on September 15, 2015, 11:30:57 pm
http://1d4chan.org/wiki//d/M


Go to the bottom, read the story, cry bitter tears at the fact that this guy exists.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on September 16, 2015, 03:18:40 pm
http://1d4chan.org/wiki//d/M


Go to the bottom, read the story, cry bitter tears at the fact that this guy exists.

HOLY TITFUCK MAN, I'VE READ SMUT THAT WAS BETTER THAN WHAT THAT DM WAS DOING
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on September 16, 2015, 03:46:46 pm
Was a nice ending though.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Perigrin on September 16, 2015, 04:18:56 pm
Yeah, really good ending. Honestly, had the DM played it for horror and Dystopia it would have been a much better campaign.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Insert something witty here)
Post by: Bubbadoo on September 17, 2015, 02:26:53 am
I am requesting aid. Tomorrow is the last day to turn this damned Rhetorical Essay in, I need at least like 2 pages. I can't think of anything else to write for it and I am stuck with the topic due to peers editing my rough draft already. (They have to put their comments in before I give it to the teacher, it is part of the grade.) If you could, I would be very thankful if you guys could help me out with this. I am afraid I might fall asleep, then I won't have time to finish it when I wake in the morning! Like I think I might actually fall asleep, I am really tired.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HgFcOIsZKgtJ0qpRKJuV_Y-ztEUNkWGOtWdDlYOYtJs/edit?usp=sharing
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Post by: Bubbadoo on September 17, 2015, 04:10:05 pm
I am requesting aid. Tomorrow is the last day to turn this damned Rhetorical Essay in, I need at least like 2 pages. I can't think of anything else to write for it and I am stuck with the topic due to peers editing my rough draft already. (They have to put their comments in before I give it to the teacher, it is part of the grade.) If you could, I would be very thankful if you guys could help me out with this. I am afraid I might fall asleep, then I won't have time to finish it when I wake in the morning! Like I think I might actually fall asleep, I am really tired.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HgFcOIsZKgtJ0qpRKJuV_Y-ztEUNkWGOtWdDlYOYtJs/edit?usp=sharing
or not I guess. Now I need to do a last minute scramble on finishing this damn thing.
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Post by: Perigrin on September 17, 2015, 04:14:34 pm
I was doing school stuff myself. Sorry.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on September 17, 2015, 04:20:26 pm
I was doing school stuff myself. Sorry.
It's okay. I just don't know what else to write and I can't even think of an effective conclusion!
She will not accept the essay in an unfinished state.

I can't get an F on a project this early. I need this course to pass. I payed $70.75 to be in this class. (I tested in, it's basically a English 100,101, and 102 course, it is worth College and High School credits.)
Being a Senior is stressful.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on September 17, 2015, 07:14:38 pm
Oh thank god, the teacher let me expand the deadline to Monday. Now I just need to figure out what the hell to write.

EDIT: Still desperate for help, I don't know what else to write but I need to write more and have a conclusion.
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Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on September 19, 2015, 11:45:42 am
Write a paragraph on how people can stop leaving out strays.

Sorry Bubba, I would write the hell out of your essay but your teacher would probs catch you with how you write/wrote beforehand.

Hell, they didn't call me "The motherfucking essay writer" in school for nothing.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on September 19, 2015, 05:32:25 pm
Write a paragraph on how people can stop leaving out strays.

Sorry Bubba, I would write the hell out of your essay but your teacher would probs catch you with how you write/wrote beforehand.

Hell, they didn't call me "The motherfucking essay writer" in school for nothing.
This is a new English teacher, I have never had any class with her before. So I doubt she will know how I write.
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Post by: Six on September 20, 2015, 02:46:36 pm
I currently have the first major hangover I've ever experienced, I can't even drink tea ☕
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Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on September 20, 2015, 06:58:53 pm
Write a paragraph on how people can stop leaving out strays.

Sorry Bubba, I would write the hell out of your essay but your teacher would probs catch you with how you write/wrote beforehand.

Hell, they didn't call me "The motherfucking essay writer" in school for nothing.
This is a new English teacher, I have never had any class with her before. So I doubt she will know how I write.

Oh.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on September 21, 2015, 07:25:00 am
Write a paragraph on how people can stop leaving out strays.

Sorry Bubba, I would write the hell out of your essay but your teacher would probs catch you with how you write/wrote beforehand.

Hell, they didn't call me "The motherfucking essay writer" in school for nothing.
This is a new English teacher, I have never had any class with her before. So I doubt she will know how I write.

Oh.

Not trying to pressure you into doing my work for me. I have gotten this writing into an at least acceptable state to turn in.
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Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on September 21, 2015, 03:28:07 pm
Write a paragraph on how people can stop leaving out strays.

Sorry Bubba, I would write the hell out of your essay but your teacher would probs catch you with how you write/wrote beforehand.

Hell, they didn't call me "The motherfucking essay writer" in school for nothing.
This is a new English teacher, I have never had any class with her before. So I doubt she will know how I write.

Oh.

Not trying to pressure you into doing my work for me. I have gotten this writing into an at least acceptable state to turn in.

Oh aiight. I was starting to feel bad when I'd say I write it but wasn't going to, because I hate writing essays.

btw, if you want to write a good essay just throw yourself into the material. Develop feelings for the material. Then have it fade like the thought of Silent Hills PT.

fuck you konami
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Post by: Wheel-Son on September 21, 2015, 04:00:47 pm
But imagine this, Hideo might get hired by someone else! Like... Uh, naughty dog? I cant really think of one right now.
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Post by: Six on September 21, 2015, 05:26:10 pm
I now have a dual-monitor setup, soon to be three monitors. However, I still have a crappy computer and no computer desk, so the entire thing is set up on the floor with the 1080p screen ontop of my computer and the 1440p screen on the floor next to it, I'm gonna go get my 720p screen from my dads tomorrow.

Soon I'll cover an entire wall in computer monitors.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on September 21, 2015, 08:05:59 pm
I now have a dual-monitor setup, soon to be three monitors. However, I still have a crappy computer and no computer desk, so the entire thing is set up on the floor with the 1080p screen ontop of my computer and the 1440p screen on the floor next to it, I'm gonna go get my 720p screen from my dads tomorrow.

Soon I'll cover an entire wall in computer monitors.
Does that mean we could play some Steam vidya gams together? (Assuming we both have games we both own and are installed.)
(Fun Fact: A majority of my Steam Games I keep installed, incase I may feel like playing one I rarely play. So with me chances are the game is installed. 1 TB External drive, FTW.)
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Post by: Perigrin on September 21, 2015, 08:51:18 pm
I now have a dual-monitor setup, soon to be three monitors. However, I still have a crappy computer and no computer desk, so the entire thing is set up on the floor with the 1080p screen ontop of my computer and the 1440p screen on the floor next to it, I'm gonna go get my 720p screen from my dads tomorrow.

Soon I'll cover an entire wall in computer monitors.
Does that mean we could play some Steam vidya gams together? (Assuming we both have games we both own and are installed.)
(Fun Fact: A majority of my Steam Games I keep installed, incase I may feel like playing one I rarely play. So with me chances are the game is installed. 1 TB External drive, FTW.)
I keep all of my steam games installed, if not updated. MY shitternet cant redownload games.
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Post by: Six on September 22, 2015, 08:30:58 am
I don't have many games on Steam and my computer is too crappy to play quite a few games I'd buy otherwise, not that I have any money to buy new games.

Playing stuff with anyone is gonna have to wait a little while though since it's all set up on the floor at the moment and I found out last night that sitting on the floor too long hurts my back for some reason

Side note: I rarely keep any Steam games installed since most of my computer is taken up with other stuff and I need the space, I don't like running games off my external harddrive though since the last one broke from that. My internet is usually pretty fast though due to being in Britain, our Internet is pretty good in most places.
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Post by: guest48 on September 22, 2015, 01:12:03 pm
rip my Steam account.
I have a new one but I'm limited to free games because no monies.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on September 22, 2015, 07:31:35 pm
I don't have many games on Steam and my computer is too crappy to play quite a few games I'd buy otherwise, not that I have any money to buy new games.

Playing stuff with anyone is gonna have to wait a little while though since it's all set up on the floor at the moment and I found out last night that sitting on the floor too long hurts my back for some reason

Side note: I rarely keep any Steam games installed since most of my computer is taken up with other stuff and I need the space, I don't like running games off my external harddrive though since the last one broke from that. My internet is usually pretty fast though due to being in Britain, our Internet is pretty good in most places.
You could play Team Fortress 2.

Spoiler: Team Fortress 2 running at DirectX 8 at 640x480 at the absolute lowest possible settings (hover to show)
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Post by: Wheel-Son on September 22, 2015, 08:12:54 pm
I doubt his computer set up's that bad. It can run on my toaster on moderate settings.
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Post by: Perigrin on September 22, 2015, 08:36:27 pm
I don't have many games on Steam and my computer is too crappy to play quite a few games I'd buy otherwise, not that I have any money to buy new games.

Playing stuff with anyone is gonna have to wait a little while though since it's all set up on the floor at the moment and I found out last night that sitting on the floor too long hurts my back for some reason

Side note: I rarely keep any Steam games installed since most of my computer is taken up with other stuff and I need the space, I don't like running games off my external harddrive though since the last one broke from that. My internet is usually pretty fast though due to being in Britain, our Internet is pretty good in most places.
You could play Team Fortress 2.

Spoiler: Team Fortress 2 running at DirectX 8 at 640x480 at the absolute lowest possible settings (hover to show)
IF the hud wasnt all fucked up, i would SO play it like that.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on September 22, 2015, 08:43:20 pm
I spammed the affirmative/rogerthat commands while playing CS:GO during zoo, like everytime someone threw a smoke, I'd reply with Roger That. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Got kicked and finally hit Negative before I got booted.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on September 22, 2015, 10:05:10 pm
What happens if you google "Right XD" and click I'm feeling lucky? I don't want to right now in case if it fucks with something.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on September 22, 2015, 11:31:18 pm
What happens if you google "Right XD" and click I'm feeling lucky? I don't want to right now in case if it fucks with something.
I did it because why the fuck not. I was prepared, I took out headphones and put it in another tab. It's just a screamer, the ones with the serene footage before the background. Uses that really common screamer face, I think that was the girl from the exorcist? I can't remember. Yeah though, it's just one of those god awful screamers which I hate with a burning kind of hatred reserved just for it because I hate them so much.

EDIT: JESUS CHRIST ONE OF MY 2 LIGHTBULBS LOUDLY POPPED, WENT OUT, AND I GOT SUPER SPOOKED.
NEVER START READING CREEPY THINGS, LIFE MIGHT JUST WANT TO SEND AN FU.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on September 23, 2015, 01:33:54 am
I read creepy spooky shit all the time, and I'm still kicking even after looking at that one dude's collection of really spooky gifs.

Needless to say I think I am haunted, I see things out of the corner of my eye and hear things that aren't there... this is only at my house. School, and everywhere else is completely fine.
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Post by: Six on September 23, 2015, 09:21:27 am
Needless to say I think I am haunted, I see things out of the corner of my eye and hear things that aren't there... this is only at my house. School, and everywhere else is completely fine.
It's actually quite common, before I moved I used to get stuff like that all the time, but only at home, since I've moved I don't get it anymore because where I am now doesn't quite 'feel like home' yet.
I'm sure there's a name for it but it's a weird thing people do where you feel somewhat threatened or followed in your own home because of a territorial instinct we still have to protect what's ours, so we feel slightly more on edge in our own homes than we do outside because of our instinct to protect our homes, which leads us to getting spook'd.
Also why your house feels more threatening at night or when home alone, because at night, or when alone, you're less able to fight off predators so you naturally feel more uneasy, thus leading to being spook'd

So basically running up the stairs before something grabs you from behind when it's dark is a totally logical thing to our subconscious minds, but in reality is pretty fucking silly because it ain't gonna happen.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on September 23, 2015, 10:04:16 am
Needless to say I think I am haunted, I see things out of the corner of my eye and hear things that aren't there... this is only at my house. School, and everywhere else is completely fine.
It's actually quite common, before I moved I used to get stuff like that all the time, but only at home, since I've moved I don't get it anymore because where I am now doesn't quite 'feel like home' yet.
I'm sure there's a name for it but it's a weird thing people do where you feel somewhat threatened or followed in your own home because of a territorial instinct we still have to protect what's ours, so we feel slightly more on edge in our own homes than we do outside because of our instinct to protect our homes, which leads us to getting spook'd.
Also why your house feels more threatening at night or when home alone, because at night, or when alone, you're less able to fight off predators so you naturally feel more uneasy, thus leading to being spook'd

So basically running up the stairs before something grabs you from behind when it's dark is a totally logical thing to our subconscious minds, but in reality is pretty fucking silly because it ain't gonna happen.

That is a excellent post, have some Dapper.
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Post by: Caconym on September 23, 2015, 02:48:26 pm
MalwareBytes has suddenly decided that imgur is a malicious website, wat.
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Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on September 23, 2015, 03:10:45 pm
MalwareBytes has suddenly decided that imgur is a malicious website, wat.


>imgur is directly connected to reddit
>reddit is a malicious site
>topkek
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Post by: Caconym on September 23, 2015, 03:12:19 pm
MalwareBytes has suddenly decided that imgur is a malicious website, wat.


>imgur is directly connected to reddit
>reddit is a malicious site
>topkek
Productivity increased by over 9000%.
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Post by: LionSiege on September 24, 2015, 02:47:17 pm
A friend of mine has eaten topkek.When i see him ill ask him how it tasted like.
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Post by: trusty_patches on September 24, 2015, 06:07:44 pm
Being haunted is not a funny thing, I was once haunted by an angry bum for whole five minutes and I do not want to be haunted ever again.
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Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on September 24, 2015, 09:23:51 pm
"We will fight harder, and eat chocolate! That is what it means to be german!"

-RO2 german announcer
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Post by: ajwilli1 on September 25, 2015, 01:26:50 am
Being haunted is not a funny thing, I was once haunted by an angry bum for whole five minutes and I do not want to be haunted ever again.

Can't detect the sarcasm or not. But I will agree its super spooky. But honestly I normally just accept it as is, try to make some subtle agreements with the ghost. Like if I leave my closet door open, he shuts it, I leave my door open he shuts it. I mean I could blame it on the shitty AC system in the house that blows wind like you're on a fucking mountain, but pretending its a ghost makes life just a hint more interesting.
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Post by: Six on September 25, 2015, 09:14:33 am
pretending its a ghost makes life just a hint more 2spooky4me.
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Post by: Perigrin on September 25, 2015, 04:48:35 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/HsQcDg0.jpg)
This is a normal September day here. Missouri is either face meltingly hot and humid or freezing cold and dry, there is no mixing or inbetween.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on September 26, 2015, 12:14:26 am
Alright I finally finished editing the video using Lightworks, it'll be uploaded here shortly. Because I reviewed the footage and there was some shit in both takes. But I've fixed everything, I've double checked it, there is some audio skipping here and there. And I can't guarantee if its funny or not, I've gone the route of Crikken in terms of editing in bullshit and jokes. So once that's done It'll be uploaded.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on September 26, 2015, 01:25:49 am
GUYS, GUYS! HERE IT IS, MY MUCH REQUESTED SPACE STATION 13 VIDEO, FUCKING ENJOY IT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VKcl66tvDE
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Post by: ajwilli1 on September 26, 2015, 05:24:46 am
Okay one last thing before I head off to bed, I made an opening for my SS13 videos. It took several hours and a lot experimenting, but I think it turned out great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qauPKBuhaXU&feature=youtu.be
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Post by: Bubbadoo on September 27, 2015, 08:02:30 am
You know what is spooky? Hearing a huge pack of Coyotes (Like I would say... ~8) nearby yipping and howling. Hoping none of our cats are out there or something.
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Post by: Six on September 27, 2015, 11:35:31 am
I'd probably let my cats out to fight them, they're hardcore bastards
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Post by: Wheel-Son on September 27, 2015, 05:43:01 pm
I went to my cousin's wedding during the weekend, that was why I did post, like, at all during the weekend. I enjoyed it. So it's awww-rite.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on September 27, 2015, 10:45:08 pm
I discovered the wonderful world of interrobang‽
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Post by: Caconym on September 28, 2015, 02:20:52 am
U wot M8‽
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Post by: Six on September 28, 2015, 10:43:59 am
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
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Post by: RedVulnus on September 28, 2015, 11:51:54 am
Hi gu-NOPENOPENOPENOPEABANDONTHREADABANDONTHREADRUNAWAY!
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Post by: LionSiege on September 28, 2015, 01:22:13 pm
U foken wot m8?
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Post by: Caconym on September 28, 2015, 01:22:36 pm
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Sig'd
Also thatsmyfetish.gif


Hi gu-NOPENOPENOPENOPEABANDONTHREADABANDONTHREADRUNAWAY!

(http://i.imgur.com/LVAry9K.gif)
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Post by: Six on September 28, 2015, 02:20:47 pm
I'm in Caconym's sig twice, I feel special.
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Post by: Caconym on September 28, 2015, 02:45:40 pm
I'm in Caconym's sig twice, I feel special.
You are now SigLion.  :P
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Post by: Six on September 28, 2015, 04:36:28 pm
Ayyyyy lmao

Also my goddamn e-cig is broken and I'm probably gonna have to wait a day or two to get the parts to fix it.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on September 29, 2015, 10:29:54 am
Sorry I've basically been dead on the forum for the past few days, I uploaded some SS13 gameplay, posted a link to the subreddit, and now I'm semi-popular for not being shit. I will say that my self-confidence has gotten a little boost because of this and I'm feeling more proud that I'm actually able to make something good, and I'm hoping before I move to Texas (yep we're moving to Texas now) I can get my Space Station 13 review written and out by then.

There's a lot I want to say about the game, I just hope I have enough time to do it.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on September 29, 2015, 11:12:38 am
Sorry I've basically been dead on the forum for the past few days, I uploaded some SS13 gameplay, posted a link to the subreddit, and now I'm semi-popular for not being shit. I will say that my self-confidence has gotten a little boost because of this and I'm feeling more proud that I'm actually able to make something good, and I'm hoping before I move to Texas (yep we're moving to Texas now) I can get my Space Station 13 review written and out by then.

There's a lot I want to say about the game, I just hope I have enough time to do it.
INB4 AJ's parents decide to move to Europe.
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Post by: Six on September 29, 2015, 12:51:24 pm
They move to the UK and AJ has to deal with our Pig fucking Prime Minister and our horrible Government
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Post by: Caconym on September 29, 2015, 01:32:27 pm
They move to the UK and AJ has to deal with our Pig fucking Prime Minister and our horrible Government
Let's be honest here, everywhere has a shity government, it's the fundamental nature of governments.
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Post by: Six on September 29, 2015, 02:32:05 pm
Dunno, North Koreas government is meant to be pretty good, they all seem to love their government
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Post by: ajwilli1 on September 29, 2015, 03:58:48 pm
They move to the UK and AJ has to deal with our Pig fucking Prime Minister and our horrible Government
Let's be honest here, everywhere has a shity government, it's the fundamental nature of governments.

That's why we buy guns and revolt.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on September 29, 2015, 04:07:41 pm
They move to the UK and AJ has to deal with our Pig fucking Prime Minister and our horrible Government
Let's be honest here, everywhere has a shity government, it's the fundamental nature of governments.

That's why we buy guns and revolt.

Let us become the nation of Madlandia, Perigrin for dictator. :P
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Post by: Six on September 30, 2015, 12:33:59 pm
Finally had my hair cut, refer to IRL pictures thread
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Post by: Caconym on September 30, 2015, 01:41:28 pm
Finally had my hair cut, refer to IRL pictures thread
(http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/why_do_that_bro.jpg)
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Post by: LionSiege on September 30, 2015, 01:42:53 pm
Oh gosh I saw it. You were better with longer hair , but hey , Im a fan of long metal hair.
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Post by: guest48 on September 30, 2015, 02:11:40 pm
Finally had my hair cut, refer to IRL pictures thread
(http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/why_do_that_bro.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/naSKU.jpg)
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Post by: Six on September 30, 2015, 05:43:10 pm
Few reasons for cutting my hair, some weren't my own but for the most part I wanted to, I kinda like it now though
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Post by: Wheel-Son on September 30, 2015, 08:42:41 pm
*Gross sniffling and snorting noises* *Coughs*
Good god why, I got fucking si- *SNEEZE*
Sick
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Post by: Six on September 30, 2015, 10:50:10 pm
So I've sort of been looking at weird things again and long story short is I'm putting a magnet in my finger because I want to become Magneto.
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Post by: Perigrin on September 30, 2015, 11:02:23 pm
A woman in a black SUV stopped next to me while I was walking my dog today, and said, in the most British way possible, "What a lovely dog, you would do well to walk her every day." She sounded like Mary Poppins, and I had a conversation on dog walking with her. She then pulled in to the house whose driveway I was walking by, and went in to her house. I had no idea that woman lived there.
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Post by: Siege-Loli on September 30, 2015, 11:06:48 pm
Secretly she's part of the Black Watchmen and has been watching you for years in secret Peri.

2spook
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Post by: Bubbadoo on October 01, 2015, 12:56:32 am
I am pretty certain that everyone in /r/hailcorporate are total tinfoil hat wearing nutjobs.
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Post by: LionSiege on October 01, 2015, 02:37:27 am
Its awful to be sick a couple days before your birthday.

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Post by: Caconym on October 01, 2015, 03:47:23 am
I am pretty certain that everyone in /r/hailcorporate are total tinfoil hat wearing nutjobs.
Who paid you off to dis us 'foil-hatters?
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Post by: Bubbadoo on October 01, 2015, 05:44:45 am
I am pretty certain that everyone in /r/hailcorporate are total tinfoil hat wearing nutjobs.
Who paid you off to dis us 'foil-hatters?
I don't know, but I could certainly use some refreshing Dr. Pepper™ right now!

Spoiler (hover to show)
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Post by: Perigrin on October 01, 2015, 07:50:06 am
Its awful to be sick a couple days before your birthday.
Yeah, I've had that happen, fucking sucks to have to deal with.
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Post by: Caconym on October 01, 2015, 09:23:34 am
Bub confirmed Corporate Sellout.



Spoiler (hover to show)
[/quote
We may not be in a corporate ruled dystopian society but, we are making great progress to making it a reality.
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Post by: Six on October 01, 2015, 09:26:28 am
Say, Caconym, what brand of tinfoil do you wear? How do you know you can trust them? What if they're selling you mind controlling tinfoil?
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Post by: Caconym on October 01, 2015, 09:30:56 am
Say, Caconym, what brand of tinfoil do you wear? How do you know you can trust them? What if they're selling you mind controlling tinfoil?
I make my own foil out of tin too! Not that fake aluminium crap they call tin foil.
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Post by: Six on October 01, 2015, 11:41:11 am
Caconym confirmed to be the only one not controlled by our reptilian corporate overlords
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Stopsignal on October 01, 2015, 11:13:30 pm
Today, my potato is pretty. I am happy. I wish good luck for all, i have my potato now.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 01, 2015, 11:16:00 pm
Today, my potato is pretty. I am happy. I wish good luck for all, i have my potato now.
Hey, its you! Hi, missed ya, haven't seen you around here in a while, howsit been?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Stopsignal on October 01, 2015, 11:18:17 pm
Missed you too! I gotta say, things have been pretty good. Not much has changed, but it's the best way things can be for now.

What about you people? How is it going?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 01, 2015, 11:31:22 pm
Pretty alright I think
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 01, 2015, 11:36:28 pm
Good. Side from a whole lotta agnst and a bit of a post rate slowdown, not much here.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Stopsignal on October 01, 2015, 11:42:01 pm
The community does still have the people it always did, as i see, so there is still a lot of time to do a lot of stuff.
I apologize for not entering here, too much stuff at once and i can't catch up. And then you are kinda embarrased of not coming back, and you like, keep not coming, and the circle goes and goes!

And i'll probably dissapear again, but i wanted to say hi after all.

Btw, hi wilson!

Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 01, 2015, 11:46:17 pm
Its alright, I can get not having time to post on forums n shit.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Stopsignal on October 01, 2015, 11:48:13 pm
Well, i am sleepy. See you later!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 02, 2015, 01:06:24 am
It's 6 in the morning and I can't sleep because I'm in an awful mood but all I want to do is sleep so I'm not in an awful mood. This is a problem.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 02, 2015, 07:51:13 am
It's 6 in the morning and I can't sleep because I'm in an awful mood but all I want to do is sleep so I'm not in an awful mood. This is a problem.
Listen to political debates until you sleep. Those are boring enough.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on October 02, 2015, 11:24:57 am
Hey stopsignal!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Stopsignal on October 02, 2015, 01:03:12 pm
Hi!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on October 02, 2015, 03:28:54 pm
Just me and my rifle... and a girl in the same room. Guess what?

Uh, no, no gf yet but I'm hella close. In any case, I'm sorry I didn't get to say sorry for you Peri, I've got your back from 100 meters away.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 02, 2015, 08:53:28 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls_Kv6qFM0g
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 03, 2015, 12:48:27 pm
Peri has an awful lot of dapper points there and Caconym has an awful lot of borish points
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on October 03, 2015, 02:07:57 pm
Peri has an awful lot of dapper points there and Caconym has an awful lot of borish points
@The ModWhoIsMadAtMe *cough* Siege, probably
(http://i.imgur.com/DqIJ5Ex.jpg)

Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: guest48 on October 03, 2015, 02:16:18 pm
/me sits here.    Being sitting.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on October 03, 2015, 03:21:40 pm
Can someone make everyone start with 666 dapperness and  -420 borishness?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on October 03, 2015, 03:51:27 pm
Sorry for double post, but I got the brightest idea ever.

We go on one forum, we all register and spam in every thread with "Are you Utterly mad (http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/index.php))?" and we get many people!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on October 03, 2015, 03:55:28 pm
Sorry for double post, but I got the brightest idea ever.

We go on one forum, we all register and spam in every thread with "Are you Utterly mad (http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/index.php))?" and we get many people!
Oh i'm sure other forums would just love us spamming them about our own. Seriously greatest idea ever, we will have the fame and admiration of everyone.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: RedVulnus on October 03, 2015, 04:00:15 pm
Yeah, no. We will look like assholes and will be considered such. Let's not do that, but there are things we could do, I just have no idea.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 03, 2015, 04:04:43 pm
Peri has an awful lot of dapper points there and Caconym has an awful lot of borish points
@The ModWhoIsMadAtMe *cough* Siege, probably
(http://i.imgur.com/DqIJ5Ex.jpg)


I set your borish to 80085 for fun but I think Peri changed it
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on October 03, 2015, 04:37:06 pm
Peri has an awful lot of dapper points there and Caconym has an awful lot of borish points
@The ModWhoIsMadAtMe *cough* Siege, probably
(http://i.imgur.com/DqIJ5Ex.jpg)


I set your borish to 80085 for fun but I think Peri changed it
Goddammit Peri.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on October 03, 2015, 04:47:14 pm
That was a some kind if a dumb joke I wrote, I mean, Are you utterly mad, doesnt it sound like the forum and like utterly mad? Yeah? Time to go kill myself...

Anyways, we can just tell about this forum to our friends, I have a friend who is kinda in this stuff, but we often are one against the other, and hate ourselfs, then we get friends again, so I dont know if Im gonna tell him...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 03, 2015, 05:09:28 pm
Peri has an awful lot of dapper points there and Caconym has an awful lot of borish points
@The ModWhoIsMadAtMe *cough* Siege, probably
(http://i.imgur.com/DqIJ5Ex.jpg)


I set your borish to 80085 for fun but I think Peri changed it
Goddammit Peri.
Not me this time
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on October 03, 2015, 05:25:37 pm
Peri has an awful lot of dapper points there and Caconym has an awful lot of borish points
@The ModWhoIsMadAtMe *cough* Siege, probably
(http://i.imgur.com/DqIJ5Ex.jpg)


I set your borish to 80085 for fun but I think Peri changed it
Goddammit Peri.
Not me this time

 That leaves only one possibility... (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/f/f8/Mysterious_Stranger_Theme.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20110527185444)

EDIT FROM THE FUTRUE: the karma system uses an unsigned integer which can only go as high as 65535.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 03, 2015, 06:11:01 pm
What the fuck man? What the fuck?
(http://i.imgur.com/BLM1Muql.png?1)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on October 03, 2015, 06:30:09 pm
The SiegeLions are multiplying...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 04, 2015, 02:39:18 am
I am amazed. A new RPG group i started playing with took over an ENTIRE HIVE WORLD whilst playing Black Crusade with just 2 characters. They fought and killed a Lictor which was supposed to take longer in the first encounter, one bisected a Genestealer Patriarch in one swing with a Mono Sword, Killed an Inquisitor and his retinue, which included a Vidicare assassin, Angry Marine, and Veteran Sister of Battle, Built a massive Fuck Off robot, Summoned a Lord Of Change, and killed the Governor Militant of the Imperial Guard in Two Turns.
And yet a single cop was able to nearly kill one of them, and remains the only thing to fight them and get away.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on October 04, 2015, 09:54:36 am
Foam at the mouth and fall over backwards, is he foaming at the mouth to fall over backwards or falling over backwards to foam at the mouth? Tonight's spectrum examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, gorning and mourning, balling and hauling, trawling and squawling and zalling. Zalling. Is there a word zalling? If there is, what does it mean? If there isn't, what does it mean? Perhaps both, maybe neither. What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word? What do I mean by what do I mean? What do I mean by do and what do I do by mean? What do I do by do by do and what do I mean by wasting your time like this? Goodnight!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 04, 2015, 02:12:17 pm
I've run into this problem where I want to do stuff but I've lost all motivation to do anything. Like I'll sit there feeling shit about not doing anything but can't think of anything I really want to do, or if I do then I can't be bothered to do it.

Although I have been trying to talk to friends quite a bit lately just so I have something to do but most of them are pretty busy most of the time.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 04, 2015, 03:10:26 pm
I've run into this problem where I want to do stuff but I've lost all motivation to do anything. Like I'll sit there feeling shit about not doing anything but can't think of anything I really want to do, or if I do then I can't be bothered to do it.

Although I have been trying to talk to friends quite a bit lately just so I have something to do but most of them are pretty busy most of the time.
This is how i felt all summer.
Start taking walks and shit, it helps with all of this.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 04, 2015, 05:50:36 pm
Thats probably a pretty good idea, I haven't really left the house much lately because my anxiety has been all over the place and the thought of outside is a little scary but I can manage it
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on October 04, 2015, 05:59:38 pm
I've run into this problem where I want to do stuff but I've lost all motivation to do anything. Like I'll sit there feeling shit about not doing anything but can't think of anything I really want to do, or if I do then I can't be bothered to do it.

Although I have been trying to talk to friends quite a bit lately just so I have something to do but most of them are pretty busy most of the time.

Like Peri said, take walks and get active. I've started doing that when I get bored.

Also I was getting the same problem when doing Codeacademy and I think I know why. Because Codeacademy doesn't really teach you jackshit about coding, all the variables I've learned I can't remember what they do, and half the shit they teach you, you won't really ever use in the way the taught you. I know its mostly examples, but the whole lesson feels like its nothing but examples.

When I signed up I was expecting long detailed paragraphs of what each syntax, variable, or string would do; but instead I got one sentence going, "THIS ALLOWS YOU TO SEE YOUR NAME!" Which is weird because KahnAcademy is a really great teaching tool, and that does go in-depth about the subject you're wanting to learn. They even have video tutorials and tutoring.

But I've learned more about coding when dicking around with Gamemaker then I ever had during my course at CodeAcademy.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 04, 2015, 08:51:55 pm
I was just saying that because ive really started feeling better lately, and ive been walking my dog and riding my bike a hell of a lot more with it. Never doubt the power of walking around.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 04, 2015, 10:13:34 pm
Exercise releases endorphins, which make you feel good since its the bodies natural way of rewarding itself for something, which is partly why certain, ordinarily non-addictive, things become addictive to people.

Anyways, science lessons over, yeah I need to be keeping myself more active and occupied with any little thing I can find.

Also codeacademy is fucking awful, I know about KhanAcademy, I have the app, but I've barely used it

Bonus science lesson for anyone interested though. Simply just being outside is incredibly useful for fighting back depression and similar things, especially when it's fairly sunny and the weather is nice, this is mostly because the sunlight causes your skin to produce Vitamin D which is both a vitamin and a hormone, which acts in certain parts of your brain affected by depression, helping to alleviate symptoms.

TL;DR: SUNLIGHT IS GOOD FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH AN SHIT YEAH? THAT SHIT MAKES YOU HELLA HAPPY.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on October 05, 2015, 04:21:41 pm
"Yo Lazy train the new people for rifle even tho you're not the captain lol kthxbye"

Been doing this for the last few months... I'm not a good teacher.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 07, 2015, 02:09:19 am
I've started shaving more frequently now because my facial hair doesn't quite know if it wants to grow in some places or not but now I've discovered I'm apparently very prone to ingrown hairs.
I fucking hate my facial hair so much, if it would grow properly then I'd just never shave for the rest of my life and have a super manly beard, or cosplay as Gandalf a lot.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on October 07, 2015, 03:05:50 pm
I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHES

IT'S LIKE A SHADOW ON MY LIP

AND GIRLS REALLY LIKE MY ARMS BECAUSE I DON'T SHAVE YET I'M HELLA HAIRLESS

BUT I HAVE A LOT OF PUBIC HAIR SO THERE'S THAT
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on October 07, 2015, 05:49:09 pm
I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHES
Marked?

I've started shaving more frequently now because my facial hair doesn't quite know if it wants to grow in some places or not but now I've discovered I'm apparently very prone to ingrown hairs.
I fucking hate my facial hair so much, if it would grow properly then I'd just never shave for the rest of my life and have a super manly beard, or cosplay as Gandalf a lot.
Yeah I want to have a beard too, but it is unlikely. At least in my Fathers line facial hair is really hard to grow, it grows in patches. I probably won't even get chest hair for a long time, my Dad didn't even get a small patch of chest hair until he was in his mid 30's and that is more then his Dad ever got.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Forrest on October 07, 2015, 10:51:38 pm
Oi, what the hell do I even deserve a -1 for?

CONFRONT ME, SABOTEUR.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 08, 2015, 12:18:43 am
Well I nearly got hospitalised tonight because of my anxiety, I'm okay now but I got really bad before, it's probably pretty obvious but I hate going through that because it ends up taking me a few months to fully recover from it when I get that bad so chances are that I'm going to be a little bit odd for a while while I sort of get back to normal again, sorry about that if it causes any issues
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on October 08, 2015, 02:18:26 am
Brain: Lets think of some of the dumb/cringe worthy stuff you've said and done over your life most of which no one probably remembers, while trying to sleep
Me: *Threatens brain with alcohol*
Me: *Realises he is out of booze and laments*
 cue only getting to sleep at about 5am and having to get up at 6 for a train.

Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 08, 2015, 05:37:33 am
Well my plans of going to see Fall Out Boy tomorrow are sort of ruined because I'm panicking over the idea of getting the train there and I don't think I can manage it in this state.
I've been waiting an entire year for this and now I'm probably not gonna be able to go, brilliant.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: trusty_patches on October 08, 2015, 07:47:39 am
You know, it feels strange buying games after sinking hundred-something hours into them. I still like the game but it's that strange feeling of futility that buggers me.
Spoiler: Little Azazel for no reason (hover to show)

Well my plans of going to see Fall Out Boy tomorrow are sort of ruined because I'm panicking over the idea of getting the train there and I don't think I can manage it in this state.
I've been waiting an entire year for this and now I'm probably not gonna be able to go, brilliant.
I seriously hope you're going there for music and not for the "oh look a cute lead"
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Forrest on October 08, 2015, 10:04:26 am
*Sends Siege internet hugs* ;-;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 08, 2015, 01:02:05 pm

Well my plans of going to see Fall Out Boy tomorrow are sort of ruined because I'm panicking over the idea of getting the train there and I don't think I can manage it in this state.
I've been waiting an entire year for this and now I'm probably not gonna be able to go, brilliant.
I seriously hope you're going there for music and not for the "oh look a cute lead"
A bit of both honestly.
I've liked Fall Out Boy for about 3-4ish years? A hell of a long time anyway, I'm one of the people that hated their new stuff at first and now it's like my favourite thing.

And despite the fact that I don't like him, Professor Green is going to be there with them and I kinda wanted to see him just because I have friends who like him as much as I like Fall Out Boy
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on October 08, 2015, 03:10:46 pm
R.I.P. Rhodri
Rest in Pizzaroni
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on October 09, 2015, 04:36:30 pm
I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHES
Marked?

Uhh, I have to wear a uniform. Facial hair is a nono.

Oi, what the hell do I even deserve a -1 for?

CONFRONT ME, SABOTEUR.

Lol look at me
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 09, 2015, 04:42:05 pm
I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHES
Marked?

I've started shaving more frequently now because my facial hair doesn't quite know if it wants to grow in some places or not but now I've discovered I'm apparently very prone to ingrown hairs.
I fucking hate my facial hair so much, if it would grow properly then I'd just never shave for the rest of my life and have a super manly beard, or cosplay as Gandalf a lot.
Yeah I want to have a beard too, but it is unlikely. At least in my Fathers line facial hair is really hard to grow, it grows in patches. I probably won't even get chest hair for a long time, my Dad didn't even get a small patch of chest hair until he was in his mid 30's and that is more then his Dad ever got.
My family has a history of thick hair, hairy arms and legs, and nice beards. All of my male relatives have facial hair of some kind, and it tends not to grow in patches. I'm starting to grow a mustache and most of a beard. I like beards, so this is a good thing for me.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on October 09, 2015, 06:07:44 pm
I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHES
Marked?
Uhh, I have to wear a uniform. Facial hair is a nono.
Now that's just some tyrannical, Russian-type style bullshit right there!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Forrest on October 10, 2015, 12:35:13 am
I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHES
Marked?

Uhh, I have to wear a uniform. Facial hair is a nono.

Oi, what the hell do I even deserve a -1 for?

CONFRONT ME, SABOTEUR.

Lol look at me
I REFUTE THIS. I DEMAND JUSTIFICATION FROM AN ADMIN ABAHLADHWFNESXDFCX

Or not I guess. I dunno.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Forrest on October 10, 2015, 12:36:42 am
WHAT THE FUCK MINUS 2
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on October 10, 2015, 03:28:21 am


Oi, what the hell do I even deserve a -1 for?

CONFRONT ME, SABOTEUR.

Lol look at me

WHAT THE FUCK MINUS 2

Lol, that's cute.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on October 10, 2015, 09:05:22 am
Lol, that's cute.

WHAT THE FUCK
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on October 10, 2015, 05:19:01 pm
Jesus its been a while since I've been on here, I know I should update The Highway. But so far my, "Give a fuck"-o-meter is at an all time low.

Also I'm moving to Texas on Tuesday, we're packing the rest of our shit tomorrow and Monday. That means I can finally see my Jacket figure again, I think I'll hug it when I see it. Also I'm getting a 2D Spessman video out right now.

Also it seems that everyone is finally getting an LP channel, you know what I smell? Besides Lurker's decaying body. A huge group video where we do fuck all and piss people off in video gaems.

Anytitty I'm going to go record and edit a video together.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 10, 2015, 05:35:35 pm
Jesus its been a while since I've been on here, I know I should update The Highway. But so far my, "Give a fuck"-o-meter is at an all time low.

Also I'm moving to Texas on Tuesday, we're packing the rest of our shit tomorrow and Monday. That means I can finally see my Jacket figure again, I think I'll hug it when I see it. Also I'm getting a 2D Spessman video out right now.

Also it seems that everyone is finally getting an LP channel, you know what I smell? Besides Lurker's decaying body. A huge group video where we do fuck all and piss people off in video gaems.

Anytitty I'm going to go record and edit a video together.
Lets do that big group thing sounds fun. Breaking point should be done by tuesday ish
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on October 10, 2015, 08:41:38 pm
Jesus its been a while since I've been on here, I know I should update The Highway. But so far my, "Give a fuck"-o-meter is at an all time low.

Also I'm moving to Texas on Tuesday, we're packing the rest of our shit tomorrow and Monday. That means I can finally see my Jacket figure again, I think I'll hug it when I see it. Also I'm getting a 2D Spessman video out right now.

Also it seems that everyone is finally getting an LP channel, you know what I smell? Besides Lurker's decaying body. A huge group video where we do fuck all and piss people off in video gaems.

Anytitty I'm going to go record and edit a video together.
Lets do that big group thing sounds fun. Breaking point should be done by tuesday ish
I think a weekend would work the best for most of us. Like the about half of the active members who are under 18. :p

EDIT: What would we all play anyways? I am thinking either Spesstation13 or Gmod. Actually that could be fun, like a Dark RP session with a bunch of us in a big base. The difficulty would be finding a non-shit DarkRP server. (That is something that will be very difficult.)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on October 10, 2015, 11:09:19 pm
Jesus its been a while since I've been on here, I know I should update The Highway. But so far my, "Give a fuck"-o-meter is at an all time low.

Also I'm moving to Texas on Tuesday, we're packing the rest of our shit tomorrow and Monday. That means I can finally see my Jacket figure again, I think I'll hug it when I see it. Also I'm getting a 2D Spessman video out right now.

Also it seems that everyone is finally getting an LP channel, you know what I smell? Besides Lurker's decaying body. A huge group video where we do fuck all and piss people off in video gaems.

Anytitty I'm going to go record and edit a video together.
Lets do that big group thing sounds fun. Breaking point should be done by tuesday ish
I think a weekend would work the best for most of us. Like the about half of the active members who are under 18. :p

EDIT: What would we all play anyways? I am thinking either Spesstation13 or Gmod. Actually that could be fun, like a Dark RP session with a bunch of us in a big base. The difficulty would be finding a non-shit DarkRP server. (That is something that will be very difficult.)

Just do 1942RP, we could all be or be against nazis. I mean shit me and a buddy played as Gestapos that wanted to arrest people for prostitution. So I disguised myself as a pimp, and he was a hooker (he had a really great female voice going on). He'd lure them in, get the cash, I run in and shout that it was a sting operation, then they'd get arrested. We got two people.

Then there was the time I played as Rickenstein Sanchezen, where I found my own Morty and we went on wacky adventures. Joining up with the French resistance and calling my Morty a little bitch for not shooting the Nazis when I was about to die.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 10, 2015, 11:37:08 pm
Jesus its been a while since I've been on here, I know I should update The Highway. But so far my, "Give a fuck"-o-meter is at an all time low.

Also I'm moving to Texas on Tuesday, we're packing the rest of our shit tomorrow and Monday. That means I can finally see my Jacket figure again, I think I'll hug it when I see it. Also I'm getting a 2D Spessman video out right now.

Also it seems that everyone is finally getting an LP channel, you know what I smell? Besides Lurker's decaying body. A huge group video where we do fuck all and piss people off in video gaems.

Anytitty I'm going to go record and edit a video together.
Lets do that big group thing sounds fun. Breaking point should be done by tuesday ish
I think a weekend would work the best for most of us. Like the about half of the active members who are under 18. :p

EDIT: What would we all play anyways? I am thinking either Spesstation13 or Gmod. Actually that could be fun, like a Dark RP session with a bunch of us in a big base. The difficulty would be finding a non-shit DarkRP server. (That is something that will be very difficult.)

Just do 1942RP, we could all be or be against nazis. I mean shit me and a buddy played as Gestapos that wanted to arrest people for prostitution. So I disguised myself as a pimp, and he was a hooker (he had a really great female voice going on). He'd lure them in, get the cash, I run in and shout that it was a sting operation, then they'd get arrested. We got two people.

Then there was the time I played as Rickenstein Sanchezen, where I found my own Morty and we went on wacky adventures. Joining up with the French resistance and calling my Morty a little bitch for not shooting the Nazis when I was about to die.
Shoot me a download link and i will play that with you.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on October 10, 2015, 11:47:50 pm
Jesus its been a while since I've been on here, I know I should update The Highway. But so far my, "Give a fuck"-o-meter is at an all time low.

Also I'm moving to Texas on Tuesday, we're packing the rest of our shit tomorrow and Monday. That means I can finally see my Jacket figure again, I think I'll hug it when I see it. Also I'm getting a 2D Spessman video out right now.

Also it seems that everyone is finally getting an LP channel, you know what I smell? Besides Lurker's decaying body. A huge group video where we do fuck all and piss people off in video gaems.

Anytitty I'm going to go record and edit a video together.
Lets do that big group thing sounds fun. Breaking point should be done by tuesday ish
I think a weekend would work the best for most of us. Like the about half of the active members who are under 18. :p

EDIT: What would we all play anyways? I am thinking either Spesstation13 or Gmod. Actually that could be fun, like a Dark RP session with a bunch of us in a big base. The difficulty would be finding a non-shit DarkRP server. (That is something that will be very difficult.)

Just do 1942RP, we could all be or be against nazis. I mean shit me and a buddy played as Gestapos that wanted to arrest people for prostitution. So I disguised myself as a pimp, and he was a hooker (he had a really great female voice going on). He'd lure them in, get the cash, I run in and shout that it was a sting operation, then they'd get arrested. We got two people.

Then there was the time I played as Rickenstein Sanchezen, where I found my own Morty and we went on wacky adventures. Joining up with the French resistance and calling my Morty a little bitch for not shooting the Nazis when I was about to die.
Shoot me a download link and i will play that with you.
That is a Gmod gamemode. Basically Dark RP with Natzi's.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 10, 2015, 11:53:27 pm
New Vegas Bounties III (http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/55744/?)

IT'S HEEEERE
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 11, 2015, 12:18:14 am
Jesus its been a while since I've been on here, I know I should update The Highway. But so far my, "Give a fuck"-o-meter is at an all time low.

Also I'm moving to Texas on Tuesday, we're packing the rest of our shit tomorrow and Monday. That means I can finally see my Jacket figure again, I think I'll hug it when I see it. Also I'm getting a 2D Spessman video out right now.

Also it seems that everyone is finally getting an LP channel, you know what I smell? Besides Lurker's decaying body. A huge group video where we do fuck all and piss people off in video gaems.

Anytitty I'm going to go record and edit a video together.
Lets do that big group thing sounds fun. Breaking point should be done by tuesday ish
I think a weekend would work the best for most of us. Like the about half of the active members who are under 18. :p

EDIT: What would we all play anyways? I am thinking either Spesstation13 or Gmod. Actually that could be fun, like a Dark RP session with a bunch of us in a big base. The difficulty would be finding a non-shit DarkRP server. (That is something that will be very difficult.)

Just do 1942RP, we could all be or be against nazis. I mean shit me and a buddy played as Gestapos that wanted to arrest people for prostitution. So I disguised myself as a pimp, and he was a hooker (he had a really great female voice going on). He'd lure them in, get the cash, I run in and shout that it was a sting operation, then they'd get arrested. We got two people.

Then there was the time I played as Rickenstein Sanchezen, where I found my own Morty and we went on wacky adventures. Joining up with the French resistance and calling my Morty a little bitch for not shooting the Nazis when I was about to die.
Shoot me a download link and i will play that with you.
That is a Gmod gamemode. Basically Dark RP with Natzi's.
I know what it is, i just would like to download it in advance.
Also, http://aireesan.com/
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on October 11, 2015, 02:35:51 am
I don't have Gmod. I guess I'll spectate.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: trusty_patches on October 11, 2015, 07:49:31 am
New Vegas Bounties III (http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/55744/?)

IT'S HEEEERE
I JUST DELETED THE GAME GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ASLKHRGAVFAGJKCBNW:LWAN>ZGC
Shitpickles.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 12, 2015, 01:55:58 am
Sorry I haven't been posting here much, being on the steam, or otherwise interacting, I've had real life shit to a stupid degree these last few weeks, and barely have any free time due to drama practice and family chores n shit. I'm gonna try to be a bit more active.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 13, 2015, 12:28:25 am
Does anyone feel like writing gay fan fiction on a request from a female friend for the lulz?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Siege-Loli on October 13, 2015, 02:47:08 am
Does anyone feel like writing gay fan fiction on a request from a female friend for the lulz?
Sounds like fun. Is it about the two people we were talking about that go to your school?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on October 13, 2015, 02:56:20 am
Does anyone feel like writing gay fan fiction on a request from a female friend for the lulz?
Sure why not, I need to keep practicing my writing anyways. Might be fun practice.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: trusty_patches on October 13, 2015, 06:06:27 pm
Does anyone feel like writing gay fan fiction on a request from a female friend for the lulz?
I start to think that it is a good idea given that I took up drawing porn recently
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on October 14, 2015, 02:54:05 pm
My country fucks everybody on the European Volleyball Tournament. I dont know if it like this, but we call it only the European.
Soo, we are currently fucking Germany with 2/0 ,and thats the second time, the first one is 3/0 :D
Yesterday we fucked up Holland with 3/2.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on October 14, 2015, 02:56:13 pm
My country fucks everybody on the European Volleyball Tournament. I dont know if it like this, but we call it only the European.
Soo, we are currently fucking Germany with 2/0 ,and thats the second time, the first one is 3/0 :D
Yesterday we fucked up Holland with 3/2.
Bulgaria: Master of Vollyballs
You are from Bulgaria if I remember right, right?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on October 14, 2015, 03:17:00 pm
Yep, Im from there.

Im updating if we win.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on October 14, 2015, 03:26:01 pm
Sorry for double post but..
We wooon!
3/0! Again!
We are going on semi-finals!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on October 14, 2015, 03:38:39 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/aU5Wnsu.png)
I am in 5th place in post count. :D
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 14, 2015, 06:14:44 pm
Step grandfather died. Going to funeral on the morrow. Will likely be gone all weekend. Barely knew him, but still sad.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on October 14, 2015, 07:00:39 pm
So after three days of nonstop packing, then a 10 hour drive. We finally arrived. Now we just need to find a house. Until then we're living in a hotel.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 14, 2015, 09:29:55 pm
So after three days of nonstop packing, then a 10 hour drive. We finally arrived. Now we just need to find a house. Until then we're living in a hotel.
Find a home soon AJ. Stay gold.

Also, I'm going to miss one of our two big band contests and a whole lotta school work because he died. I'm kinda afraid of the state my grandmother is going to be in.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on October 14, 2015, 10:24:27 pm
So after three days of nonstop packing, then a 10 hour drive. We finally arrived. Now we just need to find a house. Until then we're living in a hotel.
Who would move to a whole new place before even finding a house there to live in. :v
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Siege-Loli on October 14, 2015, 10:34:49 pm
Step grandfather died. Going to funeral on the morrow. Will likely be gone all weekend. Barely knew him, but still sad.
I hope you and your grandmother are ok Peri.

(Not really sure what to say beyond that. )
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on October 14, 2015, 11:11:17 pm
So after three days of nonstop packing, then a 10 hour drive. We finally arrived. Now we just need to find a house. Until then we're living in a hotel.
Who would move to a whole new place before even finding a house there to live in. :v

We found out my dad got the job on Saturday. That's all I said on the way here. I mean if there's a good chance of anything then perhaps some forward thinking on anything would be great.

But whatever I'm comfy, have WiFi, and tomorrow I can record and edit some more 2D Spessmen on my sisters laptop.

So after three days of nonstop packing, then a 10 hour drive. We finally arrived. Now we just need to find a house. Until then we're living in a hotel.
Find a home soon AJ. Stay gold.

Also, I'm going to miss one of our two big band contests and a whole lotta school work because he died. I'm kinda afraid of the state my grandmother is going to be in.

Dude that sucks. I'd give your grandma as much love as you can.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on October 14, 2015, 11:32:30 pm
Poor you Peri. Hope you and your granny are ok.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on October 15, 2015, 03:54:04 am
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/forget-water-on-mars-astronomers-may-have-just-found-giant-alien-megastructures-orbiting-a-star-near-a6693886.html
(https://i.imgur.com/2jsfax6.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on October 15, 2015, 09:02:52 am
Day 2 in The Ghost Hotel.

I go online to see that my buddies have posted links to an article talking about aliens. I feel bad for them as they don't realize the real mystery. The mystery of why my butt is so plump and sexy in ghost form.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Rhodri on October 15, 2015, 09:20:40 am
buttplug
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on October 15, 2015, 09:42:38 am
Fuck autocorrect
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 15, 2015, 10:16:37 am
Step grandfather died. Going to funeral on the morrow. Will likely be gone all weekend. Barely knew him, but still sad.
I hope you and your grandmother are ok Peri.

(Not really sure what to say beyond that. )
I'm not sad at all, I barely knew the bastard, he rarely interacted with us when we visited. I'm worried about my grandmother, but, going off of the funeral of her mother, she will probably keep her southern lady composure on.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 15, 2015, 12:18:19 pm
buttplug
Goddamnit Rhodri
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on October 15, 2015, 01:32:02 pm
buttplug

Rhodri shows up after just over a month of not posting, conviently after I posted about aliens.
(http://i.imgur.com/aAdzY6V.gif)

Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on October 15, 2015, 01:44:13 pm
buttplug

Rhodri shows up after just over a month of not posting, conviently after I posted about aliens.
(http://i.imgur.com/aAdzY6V.gif)
Are you implying that Rhodri is an illegal alien?
 :P
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on October 15, 2015, 01:56:49 pm
buttplug

Rhodri shows up after just over a month of not posting, conviently after I posted about aliens.
(http://i.imgur.com/aAdzY6V.gif)
Are you implying that Rhodri is an illegal alien?
 :P
Damn aliens, we should build a wall around Earth to keep them out, it worked for China a long time ago.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 15, 2015, 07:40:12 pm
We'll get Donald Trump, he'll know
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on October 17, 2015, 04:20:29 pm
We just got our asses kicked by France.
Why would you do that, french?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: RedVulnus on October 18, 2015, 12:45:54 am
You gotta love it when you're frustrated with something online and then someone tells you to calm down...and you realize your getting way to upset over this shit.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on October 18, 2015, 10:55:26 am
You gotta love it when you're frustrated with something online and then someone tells you to calm down...and you realize your getting way to upset over this shit.

Payday2? I'm still fuming fucking pissed and its another great example of what huge fuckwagons Steam moderator's are.

Seriously I'm heading to GOGgalaxy I'm fucking sick of Steam and the constant bullshit you have to put up with just to play your fucking games.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: RedVulnus on October 18, 2015, 12:39:33 pm
The only bullshit I've seen is one moderator and the majority of the community.
One mod was overtly ban happy from what I saw, and the community degraded anyone who tried to be reasonable. Oh, and most of the community kick skin players which in my mind is bull shit.
There's at least one really good mod over on the payday community, and they've said that yes their deleting repititive threads, threats, racism(overjew was something that happened), and spam. I've not seen much wrong on the parts of that mod, and she's pretty much the primary mod at this point.
Do I agree with some of the stuff? no. am I gonna kick people with skins? no. Am I gonna sell safes on the community market? hell yes.
EDIT: To be clear, I don't really approve of the whole safe and drill thing, but I'm not going to kick people for using their money how they want.
Yes there were a couple of mods that went overboard but I think they've been more or less reined in, IDK, I'm not checking those forums for a while.
Do I approve of the 'kill this games review score' movement, no because it's still a good game IMO.
So I don't agree wtih a lot of the stuff that's happened, but I'm not taking sides because I'm just done with it all concerning that community.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 18, 2015, 02:00:47 pm
The simple solution is not to use the steam forums or get involved in the community in any way. just play the games with like minded people and dont mingle if not necessary.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on October 18, 2015, 02:27:29 pm
The simple solution is not to use the steam forums or get involved in the community in any way.
So much this, I've been on steam since '11 and have never used the steam forums, there has never been anything good or worthwhile about steam forums.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 18, 2015, 04:56:50 pm
The simple solution is not to use the steam forums or get involved in the community in any way.
So much this, I've been on steam since '11 and have never used the steam forums, there has never been anything good or worthwhile about steam forums.
'10 for me, never used it once.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on October 18, 2015, 05:28:52 pm
I used the Steam Forum for both the first and last time during the Pardo-ing.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 18, 2015, 06:31:40 pm
I got undertale, so I'm gonna post some pretty awesome voice-acting stuffs I found.

Alternate reality where papyrus is the hard boss instead of sans if you're doing a genocide run. (http://paper-mario-wiki.tumblr.com/post/131210243931/in-an-alternate-reality#notes)

Papyrus finds cr1tikal (http://paper-mario-wiki.tumblr.com/post/130997975121/i-dont-know-what-you-guys-are-talking-about#notes)

Skeleton family shenanigans (http://paper-mario-wiki.tumblr.com/post/130974688896/original-comic-by-creepyknees-full-comic-under#notes)

Sans the internet troll (http://paper-mario-wiki.tumblr.com/post/131334935246/original-comic-by-duckuncle-original-comic-by#notes)

Papyrus makes the spahgooter, stuff happens. (http://paper-mario-wiki.tumblr.com/post/131320418471/original-comic-by-ojiisanholic-original-comic-by#notes)

Frisk asks Goat-Mom about the internet, some stuff happens probably. (http://paper-mario-wiki.tumblr.com/post/131317129466/original-comic-by-phillip-bankss-original#notes)

Toriel looks up recipes (http://paper-mario-wiki.tumblr.com/post/131248491931/original-comic-by-bloodsbane-original)
I like all of these.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: trusty_patches on October 18, 2015, 06:43:03 pm
I did not buy Undertale yet but that did not stop me from playing it.
Spider Dance best song. Muffet best girl cmon fite me fgt

Flowey deserves a special place in hell.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on October 18, 2015, 07:27:44 pm
Sometimes I wake up and say, "I just wanna be a dank meme." Then I go on to wonder why I haven't bought Undertale yet.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: trusty_patches on October 18, 2015, 07:52:21 pm
Sometimes I wake up and say, "I just wanna be a dank meme." Then I go on to wonder why I haven't bought Undertale yet.
Probably because you can get it for free without repercussions. It's kinda like with Halloween, you can either go to a costly pub and get piss-drunk  there or you can just crash into a random party and gobble down all booze you see pro bono publico. You're having fun both ways, but one of them involves spending money.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: RedVulnus on October 18, 2015, 08:16:45 pm
uh...whats undertale?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: trusty_patches on October 18, 2015, 08:39:27 pm
uh...whats undertale?
It's a game.
Kinda like Earthbound but with shmup elements, likes to pull mindfuckery on you and has some real sick beats.
Oh, and one of the core features is that you can go through it without killing anyone ever.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on October 19, 2015, 03:24:38 am
Sometimes I wake up and say, "I just wanna be a dank meme." Then I go on to wonder why I haven't bought Undertale yet.
You should. It is an amazing game, and only $10. Haha I should be talking, I got someone else to buy the game for me.

uh...whats undertale?
This is pretty good summary of Undertale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5mn0pOozmE

I did not buy Undertale yet but that did not stop me from playing it.
Spider Dance best song. Muffet best girl cmon fite me fgt

Flowey deserves a special place in hell.
Muffet pours you a cup of spiders!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi2FOXsCIpY
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on October 20, 2015, 05:46:58 pm
HOLY FUCK! MY INTERNET IS BACK, I'M IN A NEW LOCATION, AND WE HAD TO CALL A FRIENDLY MIDDLE EASTERN MAN TO SET UP OUR WIFI.

Seriously, I tried connecting the mottum... mothum... "internet obelisk that dispenses wi-fi signals" and it literally fucking told me to call their support line or go back to the store and get a "n-adapter" to connect to the internet wirelessly. I spent about 3 hours banging my head trying to get the fucking thing to work.

We called the number he got it setup in about 2 mins, and then told us we'd get a phone bill in a few weeks time.


I think our family just switched to the greater evil of two terrible cable companies.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 20, 2015, 10:08:04 pm
Spoiler: favorite quote from undertale, contains spoilers (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 20, 2015, 10:24:02 pm
HOLY FUCK! MY INTERNET IS BACK, I'M IN A NEW LOCATION, AND WE HAD TO CALL A FRIENDLY MIDDLE EASTERN MAN TO SET UP OUR WIFI.

Seriously, I tried connecting the mottum... mothum... "internet obelisk that dispenses wi-fi signals" and it literally fucking told me to call their support line or go back to the store and get a "n-adapter" to connect to the internet wirelessly. I spent about 3 hours banging my head trying to get the fucking thing to work.

We called the number he got it setup in about 2 mins, and then told us we'd get a phone bill in a few weeks time.


I think our family just switched to the greater evil of two terrible cable companies.
How is Texas?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on October 20, 2015, 11:33:12 pm
I'll think about Undertake. It sounds hell of an interesting game, but money...yeah.
How's in Fishkill(was it called like this?)?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on October 21, 2015, 12:42:26 am
Spoiler: favorite quote from undertale, contains spoilers (hover to show)
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 21, 2015, 12:56:21 am
Spoiler: favorite quote from undertale, contains spoilers (hover to show)
Spoiler (hover to show)
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on October 21, 2015, 08:03:35 am
I'll think about Undertake. It sounds hell of an interesting game, but money...yeah.
How's in Fishkill(was it called like this?)?

Not in Fishkill, parents decided to move to Austin instead.

And it's nice around here, it ain't too humid, people are friendly, and its a real quiet neighborhood.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 21, 2015, 08:13:16 am
The Rooster teeth office is in Austin I believe. Pretty cool place.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on October 21, 2015, 02:32:43 pm
Spoiler: favorite quote from undertale, contains spoilers (hover to show)
Spoiler (hover to show)
Spoiler (hover to show)
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: guest48 on October 21, 2015, 02:37:55 pm
Spoiler (hover to show)

Also have a Hopes And Dreams + SAVE The World.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGaneyDfyls
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on October 21, 2015, 02:48:09 pm
Spoiler (hover to show)
Spoiler (hover to show)

EDIT: Someone should make an Undertale thread in the gaming subforum. I am too lazy to do it myself. :P
Though if no one else does I guess I could make one on like Friday or if I have extra time or something.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 21, 2015, 07:11:34 pm
So I'm now legally an Ordained Minister in the United States, here's the unofficial copy of my credentials
(https://www.themonastery.org/credentials/ordination-certificate-RGVhbiBDZWRyaWMgSG93YXRzb25eMTAvMjEvMjAxNV5sYXJnZV5mcmVlXg,,.jpg)
It's technically valid in any country that will recognise it though.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 21, 2015, 07:17:32 pm
So I'm now legally an Ordained Minister in the United States, here's the unofficial copy of my credentials
(https://www.themonastery.org/credentials/ordination-certificate-RGVhbiBDZWRyaWMgSG93YXRzb25eMTAvMjEvMjAxNV5sYXJnZV5mcmVlXg,,.jpg)
It's technically valid in any country that will recognise it though.
Actually? Just curious. Because, if so, that is pretty cool.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: RedVulnus on October 21, 2015, 07:40:55 pm
So I'm now legally an Ordained Minister in the United States, here's the unofficial copy of my credentials
(https://www.themonastery.org/credentials/ordination-certificate-RGVhbiBDZWRyaWMgSG93YXRzb25eMTAvMjEvMjAxNV5sYXJnZV5mcmVlXg,,.jpg)
It's technically valid in any country that will recognise it though.
Congratulations!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on October 22, 2015, 12:00:23 am
Awesome!

Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 22, 2015, 08:56:51 am
So I'm now legally an Ordained Minister in the United States, here's the unofficial copy of my credentials
(https://www.themonastery.org/credentials/ordination-certificate-RGVhbiBDZWRyaWMgSG93YXRzb25eMTAvMjEvMjAxNV5sYXJnZV5mcmVlXg,,.jpg)
It's technically valid in any country that will recognise it though.
Actually? Just curious. Because, if so, that is pretty cool.
Yeah like actually, I can legally perform religious ceremonies for numerous different religions now.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on October 22, 2015, 11:11:33 am
So I'm now legally an Ordained Minister in the United States, here's the unofficial copy of my credentials
(https://www.themonastery.org/credentials/ordination-certificate-RGVhbiBDZWRyaWMgSG93YXRzb25eMTAvMjEvMjAxNV5sYXJnZV5mcmVlXg,,.jpg)
It's technically valid in any country that will recognise it though.
Actually? Just curious. Because, if so, that is pretty cool.
Yeah like actually, I can legally perform religious ceremonies for numerous different religions now.
Okay now I am curious, what exactly is an Ordained Minister?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on October 23, 2015, 12:21:19 am
It pretty much just means I can perform religious ceremonies for various different religions, such as marriages and funerals for example.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 23, 2015, 04:50:52 pm
I'll think about Undertake. It sounds hell of an interesting game, but money...yeah.
How's in Fishkill(was it called like this?)?

Not in Fishkill, parents decided to move to Austin instead.

And it's nice around here, it ain't too humid, people are friendly, and its a real quiet neighborhood.
I think we are taking a trip, the marching band here, to Austin this spring. Might see if I have any free time, might be nice to meet up or summat.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on October 23, 2015, 10:56:47 pm
I know its been posted here before, but man I'm a real big fan of meme music Vaporwave. Its just so fucking chill, that and the whole context and what its making fun of just makes it better to me.

I mean you have a bunch of anons stealing music, chopping it together to make dance beats and chillwave, then selling it under a private alias. In this day and age its shocking to see that these guys haven't been sued or arrested yet, and if TPP ever passes... God help us all.

Anyway I know he isn't exactly Vaporwave, but I'm really liking Blank Banshee's albums, so much in fact that I've actually used one of his songs as the theme to my SS13 shit.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 26, 2015, 11:01:39 pm
http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/0/Peri
Huh, Peri is actually a real name.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on October 27, 2015, 09:30:16 pm
Got myself a new title and avatar. Real hard choosing what it should- yeah I'll just update the fucking Highway.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on October 28, 2015, 03:45:53 am
http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/0/Peri
Huh, Peri is actually a real name.
Peri confirmed for Peri's real name.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on October 30, 2015, 01:00:56 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvSuqDQQs1U
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on November 01, 2015, 05:49:33 am
Changed my avatar.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on November 02, 2015, 05:39:49 am
I changed my avatar too.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on November 03, 2015, 03:19:20 pm
And here I am not changing my avatar.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on November 03, 2015, 10:56:52 pm
I'm tempted to but I like my eye
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on November 04, 2015, 02:09:22 am
I like my eye
Siege confirmed illuminati!
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/illuminati-confirmed/
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on November 04, 2015, 01:38:35 pm
I like my eye
Siege confirmed illuminati!
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/illuminati-confirmed/
(https://i.imgur.com/POM0d55.png)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on November 04, 2015, 02:56:43 pm
SiegeLion. 9 letters. 9=3x3. 3:3=1 There is one eye in the illuminati triangle. SiegeLion is illuminati confirmed.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on November 04, 2015, 10:59:55 pm
The writing below my Avatar clearly states that I'm not Illuminati, how could you not notice that?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on November 05, 2015, 03:53:49 am
The writing below my Avatar clearly states that I'm not Illuminati, how could you not notice that?
Only a illuminati member that got revealed would try to claim that they are not illuminati!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on November 05, 2015, 01:20:21 pm
I promise I'm not controlling your governments
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on November 05, 2015, 01:35:02 pm
But are you fighting reprilians?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on November 05, 2015, 01:41:08 pm
Max is being cloned!
(http://i.imgur.com/qpHqt4m.png)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on November 05, 2015, 06:31:56 pm
Yes the cloning program is going perfectly
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on November 06, 2015, 02:22:25 am
Caconym, are we the only ones who are sane here?! Has Illuminati taken control of everyone? WE WILL NOT FALL AS LONG AS WE HAVE THESE HERE TINFOIL HATS!!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on November 06, 2015, 08:29:57 am
I joined Lumens-Naughty because they had cookies, free pizza, and cocaine at the meeting. You should all join too.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: RedVulnus on November 06, 2015, 12:42:28 pm
Caconym, are we the only ones who are sane here?! Has Illuminati taken control of everyone? WE WILL NOT FALL AS LONG AS WE HAVE THESE HERE TINFOIL HATS!!
noob, get lead hats, it prevents the xrays too.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on November 06, 2015, 03:34:07 pm
Your tinfoil hats just act as antennas for our mind controlling satellites. We cannot be stop - I mean yeah, I wear tinfoil hats too, don't listen to Vulnus though, lead hats don't work, I'm not illuminati.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on November 07, 2015, 10:32:58 am
You guys really should find a icon for the site, it makes me wonder what this bookmark is and so I click on it and say "Oh."

Btw if you're not taking the titles off of your bookmarks and just having the icon there, you're doing something wrong. So much spaaccceeeee
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: RedVulnus on November 10, 2015, 11:10:50 pm
Welp, just had a couple of family members point out I get adamant about weird things that happen in other states about things I have no interest in...and I kind of realized that 'yep it is weird' and that I don't care. If I'm adamant about something that in no way relates to what I'm interested in I don't see why that's a problem, but whatever.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on November 12, 2015, 10:36:04 pm
Sorry I haven't been posting nearly at all, Fallout 4.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on November 13, 2015, 05:46:34 am
Sorry I haven't been posting nearly at all, no WiFi.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on November 13, 2015, 06:08:47 pm
Jesus Christ did you guys see whats going on in Paris? Its a literal warzone right now.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Wheel-Son on November 13, 2015, 06:44:34 pm
Nnno...? Could you explain some?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on November 13, 2015, 08:17:57 pm
Nnno...? Could you explain some?

First it started with hostages being taken at a Eagles of Death Metal concert, with the hostage count rising. Then there was a shootout at a restaurant along with two bombings at two other restaurants. Then there was a suicide bombing at the stadium where the French President was watching the game. Then it turns out that (I can't recall the name)- just read the article and try to ignore the tolls. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/11/13/multiple-deaths-reported-after-shootings-explosions-paris/75727746/



The point is, is that this attack was out of nowhere and created so much panic and confusion. I mean Russia was pissed at the Islamic State before, but if they're behind the attack then Russia, France, and God knows who else is going to literally Armageddon the fuck out of the Middle East (Which is what ISIS wants since they'll think it'll bring the end of days or whatever bullshit they think is real, but they want America to attack them since America is "similar to Rome").


The French borders are even closed now while they try to figure out what even happened. The US is speculating that Al Quedai was behind the attack, while not ruling out ISIS. While the rest of Europe is just trying to help France contain the situation.

I mean holy fuck I didn't think we'd be getting Fallout 5 this early.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on November 14, 2015, 01:52:27 am
Unconfirmed reports but one of them was arrested, claiming he was recruited by ISIS. Many of the hostages are free but too many are also dead.

This is what 9/11 was to America, remember that over the next few weeks and you'll understand how they all feel.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on November 14, 2015, 04:26:12 am
Unconfirmed reports but one of them was arrested, claiming he was recruited by ISIS. Many of the hostages are free but too many are also dead.

This is what 9/11 was to America, remember that over the next few weeks and you'll understand how they all feel.

I can't remember 9/11 because I was only 4 at the time. :v
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on November 16, 2015, 05:39:27 pm
I was like 2.
Also, I found a bunch of WW2 era ammunition going through my grandfathers shed. Had a belt of .30 caliber machine gun ammo, shotgun shells, AA gun casings, and lead ball 9mm ammo. It was in an era appropriate ammo box as well.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on November 18, 2015, 08:27:05 am
I still remember 9/11 but I'm fucking old
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on November 18, 2015, 09:48:56 am
9/11 was just 9 days ago. :P

But more seriously I kinda remember due to sheer age.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on November 21, 2015, 02:21:18 am
Guys, I have a very serious question. Is Candlejack in this fo-
:)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Candlejack on November 21, 2015, 02:31:34 am
Guys, I have a very serious question. Is Candlejack in this fo
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/008/757/CandleJack_pictu_by_DistantSound.png)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: trusty_patches on November 22, 2015, 05:24:05 pm
Roped, huh.
I like your approach, Lanternjim pally-boy or whatever your name was.
(http://issuehawk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/klan21n-1-web-530x361.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on November 26, 2015, 05:44:11 am
Your tinfoil hats just act as antennas for our mind controlling satellites. We cannot be stop - I mean yeah, I wear tinfoil hats too, don't listen to Vulnus though, lead hats don't work, I'm not illuminati.
It took a while but I reinforced this tinfoil with lead foil.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on December 01, 2015, 04:26:26 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yy3q9f84EA
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on December 01, 2015, 07:52:19 pm
Sorry I've just dissappeared, I'll have WiFi on Friday.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on December 02, 2015, 06:06:23 pm
Sorry I've just dissappeared, I'll have WiFi on Friday.
WiFriday
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 02, 2015, 08:41:54 pm
Slowly Bubbadoo's sig will be filled with nothing but ID memes.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on December 04, 2015, 11:51:11 am
I HAVE WIFI
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on December 05, 2015, 01:28:17 pm
Slowly Bubbadoo's sig will be filled with nothing but ID memes.
U WOT MATE? I'M COMIN OVER TO FUCK UR SHIT UP MATE.
(https://facepunch.com/image.php?u=277138&dateline=1444863223)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 05, 2015, 10:08:20 pm
Slowly Bubbadoo's sig will be filled with nothing but ID memes.
U WOT MATE? I'M COMIN OVER TO FUCK UR SHIT UP MATE.
(https://facepunch.com/image.php?u=277138&dateline=1444863223)


*Doomguy noises*
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on December 05, 2015, 10:55:58 pm
Slowly Bubbadoo's sig will be filled with nothing but ID memes.
U WOT MATE? I'M COMIN OVER TO FUCK UR SHIT UP MATE.
(https://facepunch.com/image.php?u=277138&dateline=1444863223)


*Doomguy noises*
*Various Grunting Noises*
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on December 08, 2015, 03:12:12 pm
*doom intensifies*
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 09, 2015, 01:21:55 am
The new revolver in Counter-Strike is so fucking broken it isn't even funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ZvL9SLqjs
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on December 11, 2015, 05:02:44 pm
The new revolver in Counter-Strike is so fucking broken it isn't even funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ZvL9SLqjs
Just watched this, and how the fuck did something that powerful slip past QA?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on December 11, 2015, 05:41:15 pm
So I was in the audience for The Jeremy Kyle show today, getting there was kinda stressful because I hadn't slept all night and we had to get a coach there and I kept having anxiety attacks on the way there and while waiting to go in, which was like 3-4 hours total, plus all the people on the way there and being out in public so far away from home. But once I got there it was actually pretty amazing, I'd definitely go back without even questioning it.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Wheel-Son on December 11, 2015, 06:29:58 pm
I got a new computer today. I'll probably wont be on steam for a bit.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on December 11, 2015, 07:29:06 pm
The new revolver in Counter-Strike is so fucking broken it isn't even funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ZvL9SLqjs
It took me to near the end of the video for me to recognize your voice, and in turn your video haha.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on December 13, 2015, 06:25:09 pm
One awesome thing with the R8: FRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFR
And it was nerfed. Rip.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 13, 2015, 07:40:18 pm
So you didn't even have to go for a headshot? You just had to make sure the shot hit them and that was that?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on December 13, 2015, 08:50:53 pm
So you didn't even have to go for a headshot? You just had to make sure the shot hit them and that was that?
It did 116 damage into the torso. Basically an AWP that you carry in your hand. So nope.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on December 14, 2015, 12:41:10 am
Someone sig this for absolutely no reason
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on December 14, 2015, 09:12:16 am
Someone sig this for absolutely no reason
Sig'd
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on December 14, 2015, 01:46:48 pm
I have achieved Godhood.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on December 15, 2015, 02:21:30 am
(http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/inconceivable_princess_bride.gif)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: RedVulnus on December 15, 2015, 05:07:56 pm
That moment when your not sure how to cite the Declaration of Independence for a paper....is rather odd
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on December 15, 2015, 06:04:05 pm
The feeling when you are craving soda out of nowhere is the worst feeling ever. Halp pls
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Wheel-Son on December 15, 2015, 08:21:57 pm
Welcome to God-hood, siege lion.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 15, 2015, 08:32:57 pm
Welcome to the god hand siege lion.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 15, 2015, 08:33:37 pm
You know what, I was originally wanting to design games in order to do my own version of the Army Men series. Because I always loved the idea of experiencing our world from the perspective of an ant or a toy, and the fact that the most mundane of things could become huge battlefields was one thing I loved.

So imagine my surprise when I watch the trailer for the Mean Greens: Plastic Warfare. I bought it the day after it came out, it was a little stale at first but the devs have been pumping out updates to fix problems with the core game and balancing everything, they're also A+ when it comes to communication. It's kinda like the old games, but it feels kinda GTAV with all the rolling around you do.

But then you look up and see how they did rain effects for the bathtub level and you just go, "Huh that's pretty clever."
(http://i.imgur.com/972WlyS.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 15, 2015, 08:49:17 pm
It kind of reminds me of the micro machines game for the PS1.
(http://img1.game-oldies.com/sites/default/files/packshots/sony-playstation/micro-machines-v3-usa.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on December 17, 2015, 03:00:56 pm
Welcome to God-hood, siege lion.
Is there a fancy hat or something to go along with it? I'm all about those fancy hats.

I also had Micro Machines for the PS1, I still have it actually, as well as the Army Men game for the PS1 with it's super OP flamethrower and infuriating Submarine mission.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Wheel-Son on December 17, 2015, 03:42:50 pm
If you don't have fancy ass symbols already you get a pretty snazzy looking GREEN star.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Bubbadoo on December 18, 2015, 12:54:06 am
If you don't have fancy ass symbols already you get a pretty snazzy looking GREEN star.
Fancy Ass Symbols?
(http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on December 18, 2015, 06:52:42 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwhLueAWItA
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 20, 2015, 02:59:25 am
What I have been doing for the past five hours:

(http://media4.onsugar.com/files/2013/01/02/0/1132/11329888/d7834703a0cee48b_tumblr_ln2u4b2bA61qie4i2o1_500.gif)

(http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/a/a3/SawedoffshotgunUntouchables.jpg/350px-SawedoffshotgunUntouchables.jpg)

(http://americanrobotnik.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Vodka-and-Sausages-Win1.jpg)

(http://cdn.solecollector.com/media/sneakers/images/adidas-originals-firebird-track-top-black.jpg)

Spoiler: I'll give you a hint (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Wheel-Son on December 20, 2015, 01:53:50 pm
We're you playing stalker? You're playing stalker aren't you.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 20, 2015, 02:15:26 pm
We're you playing stalker? You're playing stalker aren't you.

AAAHHH NUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Wheel-Son on December 20, 2015, 07:04:38 pm
So, I kinda just found out about the Game FAQs undertale salt. In my perspective both sides are being sore winners/losers. I personally think it's good, but it's not the second coming of Christ. I'd recommend it. But, people fail to realize how close they are, EXAMPLE: 4500 votes for *insert game here* and 4800 for undertale. They were close but people are ignoring that. I have three words for that: People. Are. Idiots.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: MrMonckFish on December 22, 2015, 06:02:53 pm
so then who would like to accompany me downtown to drink some delicious Doritos and pick fights with street signs whilst pleasuring vault boy?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 22, 2015, 10:28:21 pm
I learned today that in some parts of the world people capture animals like orangutans and force them into prostitution.

Its shit like this that makes me wish Hitler won World War 2.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 22, 2015, 10:30:39 pm
Gotta get you some hotdog flavored water to go with that liquid dorito.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 22, 2015, 10:43:52 pm
I need to stop watching Vice, its making my bath not fun anymore.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Wheel-Son on December 23, 2015, 08:24:04 pm
There's gonna be a full moon AND BE Friday the 13th. It's gonna be a SPOOKY Christmas.

Also merry christmas you glorious motherfuckers.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on December 24, 2015, 02:10:17 am
Christmas is coming in a day @ my & Zaweris time zone. Anyways, Merry Christmas.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 24, 2015, 02:14:12 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SioQ8x5MHlw
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 24, 2015, 06:36:19 pm
It snowed in the swamp, but now it's gone and the swamp is wetter than normal.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Six on December 24, 2015, 08:33:39 pm
Merry Commercialised Pagan Festival
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on December 25, 2015, 12:27:34 am
Some random bitch sent me a pickup line, so I sent her this in response.
Meat. All is meat. Flesh and bone. Meat binds all living creatures together, a reminder of our fragility. A reminder of the primal fear our ancestors felt at the teeth of a razor mouthed predator. We are born of meat, and, in the end, we will all become meat.
30 minutes later, and I have her convinced I am a medical researcher named Daniil Dankovski working with Thanica to find a cure for death itself.
This woman is DUUUUUUMB.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Siege-Loli on December 25, 2015, 02:57:42 am
10/10 would convince dumb people of stupid shit again.

I bet you also know a Dr. R. L. Stein who is also a magician right?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 25, 2015, 03:28:59 am
Some random bitch sent me a pickup line, so I sent her this in response.
Meat. All is meat. Flesh and bone. Meat binds all living creatures together, a reminder of our fragility. A reminder of the primal fear our ancestors felt at the teeth of a razor mouthed predator. We are born of meat, and, in the end, we will all become meat.
30 minutes later, and I have her convinced I am a medical researcher named Daniil Dankovski working with Thanica to find a cure for death itself.
This woman is DUUUUUUMB.

Or she's big into Roleplay and she's beyond wet right now.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Caconym on December 25, 2015, 04:45:54 am
(http://i.imgur.com/5FBHduy.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on December 25, 2015, 05:12:31 am
Who is interested in Bionicle?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: RedVulnus on December 25, 2015, 09:37:56 am
As the one guy (I think) who's actually christian Merry Christmas and/or happy holidays folks.
Merry Commercialised Pagan Festival
I mean you're not wrong there, it is essentially a commercial venture at this point rather then an actual religious thing judging by most people I know, well and the news that too and all the sales. At least Christmas has good movies about a fat...old...man who knows when your asleep...well, Christmas really is kind of just a big commercial thing now. Also thinking about it now Santa is kinda creepy.
Not to say people don't view it as a religious thing, but yeah mostly it's now just 'come buy all the things'.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on December 25, 2015, 10:39:35 am
Who is interested in Bionicle?
Bionicles are fucking awesome. Major part of my childhood, and I just about freaked out when they brought them back.
Also, Merry fucking Christmas. Have a good day everyone.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Mr. Epic Cheese Man on December 25, 2015, 03:12:19 pm
I still have the underwater bionicles with the weird tentacle things as well as the little spiders.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: LionSiege on December 25, 2015, 03:30:49 pm
Merry Christmas guys.
Anyways, my first Bionicle set was Jaller Inika. Yours?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 25, 2015, 05:28:09 pm
I had the originals and the weird raptor ones. and a few of the ball ones.
Merry marital infidelity jesus uterus expulsion day.
Fun fact, jesus was not born in winter. He was born in the spring, and later christians moved it to this day in winter so that it would overlap a pagan holiday so as to make it easier to convert them.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Something something invisible hand)
Post by: Perigrin on December 25, 2015, 09:26:29 pm
Merry Christmas guys.
Anyways, my first Bionicle set was Jaller Inika. Yours?
That fire guy from the first series with the surfboard sword. The memories man.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on December 25, 2015, 10:53:46 pm
Merry Christmas you guys, I know I'm not active much but I stop in as much as I can.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 26, 2015, 01:38:13 am
MERRY DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! I owned the green Bionicle, can't remember his name or what he had all I remember is that he came out around the time as that movie that had the Golden mask in it. I remember watching it at my neighbors house, don't remember jack shit about it but I do know that the green Bionicle was in it and that the two kids were annoying.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 27, 2015, 01:08:34 am
I'm at that moment in my life that I'm so cripplingly bored that I want to do something productive, and yet I sit here eating Utz Fries, drinking root beer, while I stare blankly at my screen as my dwarves carve out the new mead hall.


I could write an SCP tale, start a rough draft for my next short story, make my damn review, do a new let's play, or anything really. But I sit here mouth agape, with my eyes glazed over as I stare at ASCII symbols move and blink on my screen.

It's at that moment that I realized that the Slaves of Armok are the ones who play the game.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 27, 2015, 06:13:04 pm
NO!! HE HAS REALIZED THE TRUTH! FEED HIM TO THE CARP! UNLEASH THE GIANT SPONGE UPON HIM! QUICKLY! RETRIEVE THE ROD OF COARSECOMMONS AND THE HOMAGE OF FLICKERFLAMES! ROUSE THE HAMMERER, THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE UPON THIS ENLIGHTENED HEATHEN! HE MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO REJOIN THE REAL WORLD OR GET ANYTHING DONE!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Perigrin on December 28, 2015, 09:15:54 pm
Holy shit i ate a lot of candy.
And most of a deer sausage.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on December 29, 2015, 09:03:29 pm
Found a new sig picture.

TRAITOR!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Forrest on December 30, 2015, 02:33:01 am
Found a new sig picture.

TRAITOR!
Ah, trooper TR8-T0R.

It's an injustice how underdeveloped he is. I'm hoping for a prequel all about him.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 30, 2015, 07:14:53 pm
I went to see that movie last night, but the theater was sold out.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 30, 2015, 10:02:52 pm
I wish I could go see the new Star Wars already I wanna know if it's good.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Perigrin on December 30, 2015, 10:57:10 pm
I wish I could go see the new Star Wars already I wanna know if it's good.
I liked it. Loved the villain.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 31, 2015, 06:46:42 pm
HoI! I R3aLy N3Ed to bEaT UndERT@L3!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Wheel-Son on December 31, 2015, 07:36:02 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SDgxAuxMxQ

Temmie gets that cash for their collage education.



In other terms: One of us, ONE OF US, ONE OF US
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: LionSiege on December 31, 2015, 09:55:20 pm
Happy New Year, fellow friends!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 31, 2015, 11:16:35 pm
I had five bucks I think I spent it well:

Spoiler: They Walk Among Us (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on January 01, 2016, 12:25:02 am
HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Six on January 02, 2016, 03:12:21 pm
TvTropes has just stolen six hours of my life.
I really need to stop going on it
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Caconym on January 02, 2016, 08:35:17 pm
TvTropes has just stolen six hours of my life.
I really need to stop going on it
Only six hours on TVTropes? Sounds like someone got off lightly.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Six on January 05, 2016, 10:41:02 pm
It's been a long time but I think I've finally decided on my first tattoo.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.


Probably gonna get it down my back once I've got the money to spare.


EDIT: (https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M5ecb764c6b7940eb4a6813d80ac6263co0&pid=15.1)     N Y E H   H E H   H E H   H E H!!!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Wheel-Son on January 06, 2016, 09:05:19 am
And have it written in... Papyrus!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Bubbadoo on January 06, 2016, 11:23:33 am
And have it written in... Papyrus!
Done
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Caconym on January 06, 2016, 02:31:08 pm
It's been a long time but I think I've finally decided on my first tattoo.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.


Probably gonna get it down my back once I've got the money to spare.


EDIT: (https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M5ecb764c6b7940eb4a6813d80ac6263co0&pid=15.1)     N Y E H   H E H   H E H   H E H!!!

http://www.myinstants.com/instant/so-much-nope/
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Six on January 07, 2016, 12:16:09 am
Bubbadoo you rascal
And have it written in... Papyrus!
Also I'm getting it written in Comic Sans!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 09, 2016, 09:39:36 pm
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f2/ab/b2/f2abb266763ceacca25065bff1af30c1.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Wheel-Son on January 09, 2016, 09:57:53 pm
It's been a long time but I think I've finally decided on my first tattoo.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.


Probably gonna get it down my back once I've got the money to spare.


EDIT: (https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M5ecb764c6b7940eb4a6813d80ac6263co0&pid=15.1)     N Y E H   H E H   H E H   H E H!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOY3xSS2xTk
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on January 16, 2016, 06:28:18 pm
I have successfully convinced Lorknis and AJ to order some Salmiakki candy. They said they will record when they try it, and give me a live reaction. If they pussy out, this forum post is PROOF.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Six on January 17, 2016, 06:23:22 am
Are they aware of what it actually is? Because it's fucking disgusting. Although I do have an unreasonable hate for liquorice
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on January 17, 2016, 01:06:49 pm
The thing about Salmiakki is, it's a 50/50 shot you will absolutely love it or detest it like it's fucking cancer.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: ajwilli1 on January 17, 2016, 08:32:23 pm
I think The Martian has been the most motivating movie I've ever seen in my entire life.

Also I'm making the new intro for my Space Station 13 series, but I'm not using Perigrin's theme. I'm saving that for stream announcements or for another video series focusing more on the weird chaos of the internet.

For SSSSS13131313 I needed something more "spacey" so I went with a David Bowie song that quietly plays over the intro. It's not even that long, it's a verse from the song. Nothing really fancy, just a simple 5 second "transmission" that gets us into the action. I'm trying to increase quality but I'm trying to find a nice balance between gameplay and heavily edited Youtube video, but more importantly I'm trying to do the commentary better, be more silent, calm down a lot more, make it feel like I'm talking about the game then trying to use SS13 to create some 10 minute comedy routine.

I don't know if they're will be a stream tomorrow, but I can assure you I'm working on getting the videos done.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: ajwilli1 on January 17, 2016, 09:55:45 pm
Okay good news, I have made a few intros for SS13 I'm not going to have it just be one anymore.

Different songs for different episodes, and if I can different openings for certain play throughs.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: ajwilli1 on January 18, 2016, 11:00:04 pm
FINALLY I WATCHED STAR WARS EPISODE 7!

It was good, I like Finn the most, he seemed to be the most fleshed out in terms of character. Rey was great in the beginning, but I think her "shift" and arc were really rushed like I get the {SPOILER} but she seemed 'too good' at everything.

Kylo Ren needs to keep his mask on, Snoke looks badass, and the whole movie was fun to watch.

I agree with most ratings it's a 7/10 movie. They retreaded a lot on Episode 6, but hey I'm more then happy to watch the spin-offs and sequels that are on their way. Better then Episode 3.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Perigrin on January 19, 2016, 12:27:49 am
Finn is amazing. I thought that it was interesting to finally have a look into the fact that Sith throw childesh tantrums, as they pretty much are all petulant children anyway.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: ajwilli1 on January 19, 2016, 02:29:00 am
I still can't sleep, a part of me really wants to marathon the original trilogy with the prequels mixed in the sequence.

I think the "proper" order is:

A New Hope, Attack of The Clones, The Empire Strikes Back, Revenge of The Sith, Return of The Jedi.

And then watch "A Phantom Menace" if I really wanted too.


But I really wish a lot of Extended Universe got accepted in, and I think I should finally get around to watching The Clone Wars series I mean I watched it up until Season 2 or right before it started to really get good. THE MAIN FUCKING PROBLEM IS THOUGH, IS THAT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND THE ORIGINAL FUCKING CUTS! I'm not fucking lying, my dad owned all the original cuts on laser disc! It even had an interview with George Lucas about the prequel movies and how he was going to make them. I don't care if I had to go out and buy a laser disc player, I want to go watch the original cuts. I mean did Disney release them on Bluray? Do I have to set up an adsense on my Youtube to go get my sheckles to get it?

Seriously I want to marathon some Star Wars.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: ajwilli1 on January 22, 2016, 11:27:54 pm
Found my new profile picture, it's damn sexy.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: RedVulnus on January 22, 2016, 11:28:18 pm
So, was the forum down for multiple days for anyone else?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Bubbadoo on January 23, 2016, 12:05:50 am
So, was the forum down for multiple days for anyone else?
Yea, it has been going up and down. No idea why.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: LionSiege on January 23, 2016, 12:34:55 am
The whole hosting site went down.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Six on January 23, 2016, 09:06:20 am
Yeah I'm pretty sure it's SMF having problems, hopefully it doesn't happen again
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Forrest on January 27, 2016, 01:13:30 am
Oh, thought all that shit was just me.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Six on January 27, 2016, 08:24:38 am
It's still entirely your fault Forrest, SMF is out to get you and they don't care about collateral damage, they'll shut this entire damn forum down if it means they can minorly inconvenience you.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting (Happy Holidays UM!)
Post by: Caconym on February 02, 2016, 01:04:23 pm
4,000 Bernie Sanders promises to fight to the original Oregon Trail computer game (https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator/comments/43u38k/4000_bernie_sanders_promises_to_fight_to_the/)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: ajwilli1 on February 04, 2016, 03:13:48 pm
I took a long drink today, stayed home, got some rest and looked in the mirror. I don't see myself anymore, I see memes.

Save me from the Youtube I've become.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: HS1342 on February 04, 2016, 03:43:45 pm
I took a long drink today, stayed home, got some rest and looked in the mirror. I don't see myself anymore, I see memes.

Save me from the Youtube I've become.
You try to shake yourself from the endless sea of memes
[9-20]
But you fail to escape the memes. You feel the grip of a thousand dank memes hold onto you, never to let go.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: ajwilli1 on February 04, 2016, 04:13:31 pm
I took a long drink today, stayed home, got some rest and looked in the mirror. I don't see myself anymore, I see memes.

Save me from the Youtube I've become.
You try to shake yourself from the endless sea of memes
[9-20]
But you fail to escape the memes. You feel the grip of a thousand dank memes hold onto you, never to let go.

(http://cyberglade.ru/images/Darkestdungeon/400px-Irrational.png)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: Siege-Loli on February 04, 2016, 04:23:45 pm
Da memes, da MEMES!
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: Six on February 04, 2016, 06:43:12 pm
Get meme'd
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: Caconym on February 04, 2016, 07:09:02 pm
The name "peregrine" means wanderer, and the second largest marsupial in the spring (https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator/comments/446fo0/the_name_peregrine_means_wanderer_and_the_second/)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: ajwilli1 on February 04, 2016, 09:28:16 pm
Get meme'd

Last known image of AJ:

(http://i.imgur.com/HOMFkln.png)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: Wheel-Son on February 04, 2016, 09:29:56 pm
That's some... great Photoshop right there.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: ajwilli1 on February 04, 2016, 09:56:27 pm
That's some... great Photoshop right there.

Paint.net I'm too poor and dirty to even pirate Photoshop.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: Bubbadoo on February 04, 2016, 10:05:10 pm
That's some... great Photoshop right there.

Paint.net I'm too poor and dirty to even pirate Photoshop.

What you need to do is get good with Paint.net, like meeee~
(http://i.imgur.com/4ZhPiS3.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: Six on February 04, 2016, 11:32:32 pm
That's still the best thing anyone on this entire forum has ever made
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: Perigrin on February 04, 2016, 11:34:26 pm
That's still the best thing anyone on this entire forum has ever made
I use it as a reaction pic.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: Six on February 04, 2016, 11:35:36 pm
I use it as a Cards Against Humanity wildcard
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: Perigrin on February 04, 2016, 11:36:13 pm
I use it as a Cards Against Humanity wildcard
It has many uses.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: Six on February 04, 2016, 11:37:04 pm
Our very own versatile meme
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: Bubbadoo on February 05, 2016, 06:05:56 am
Then there was that time where I think I might have been on.. certainly something.
(http://i.imgur.com/IholcpP.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: Six on February 05, 2016, 08:26:19 pm
I do look beautiful there.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Something something Pans)
Post by: Perigrin on February 06, 2016, 02:06:54 am
http://d7.pipemaze.com/blog/2010/10/01/juggalos-in-space-a-microscope-playtest/
I found this funny but was unsure where to put it.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Siege is a Pan)
Post by: ajwilli1 on February 11, 2016, 06:00:22 pm
https://twitter.com/bethesdastudios/status/697886212640665600

PRAISE TODD GODWARD!
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Siege is a Pan)
Post by: Perigrin on February 11, 2016, 06:05:04 pm
https://twitter.com/bethesdastudios/status/697886212640665600

PRAISE TODD GODWARD!
Neato. Bethesda is popping in on that before mods do.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on February 11, 2016, 10:30:10 pm
Damn the forum was just deeaaadddd today.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: RedVulnus on February 11, 2016, 11:11:31 pm
for most of the day (for me at least) the forum was down due to 'server traffic' or some shit.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on February 12, 2016, 12:35:17 am
I'm going to be honest replaying Borderlands 2 is just great, it reminds you of the stupid "innocence" the internet and memes had at the time before everything quickly went to shit after 2013. I mean it gives me a good chuckle, Jakobs weapons are just as badass ever and are my favs, and playing it with Lorknis and my sister is something similar to ordering a pizza and sitting around playing Gauntlet.

I'm most likely going to end up streaming it tomorrow with Caveman2Cosmos, because it's just a good game too shoot the shit while you play it.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Siege-Loli on February 12, 2016, 01:51:35 am
10/10 would have AJ's sister shoot me in the face so I could kill people with my axe again.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: guest48 on February 12, 2016, 01:56:16 am
Kreig is fun.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on February 19, 2016, 05:29:23 pm
Spent the entire day in hospital over chest pains that could have been a blood clot or cancer in my lungs.

Turns out there was nothing wrong and they have no idea what's causing it but I should be fine. I'm so fucking tired now though. Also the woman who took my blood fucked it up and now my arm hurts.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on February 19, 2016, 07:51:03 pm
Spent the entire day in hospital over chest pains that could have been a blood clot or cancer in my lungs.

Turns out there was nothing wrong and they have no idea what's causing it but I should be fine. I'm so fucking tired now though. Also the woman who took my blood fucked it up and now my arm hurts.
Shit man. You might have Pnuemonia. I had bad chest pains the first day of it.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on February 20, 2016, 05:08:45 pm
Nah it's not pneumonia, the chest pains are something I've had for quite a while, I just got them checked out recently because I started getting them like almost every day. My doctor thinks it's related to my anxiety.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: RedVulnus on February 20, 2016, 07:39:29 pm
Welp, today I nearly witnessed the microwave set a shirt on fire.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on February 21, 2016, 01:54:10 am
Good it isn't Pneumonia Seoge, that shit sucks. Sucks to be anxious, I know that feeling.
Also, Vulnus, how did someone get their shirt caught in a microwave?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Mr. Epic Cheese Man on February 21, 2016, 06:45:27 am
Did the microwave have murderous intent?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: RedVulnus on February 21, 2016, 09:35:20 am
My mother does Tie dye shirts and the like, evidently part of that requires putting the shirts in the microwave. She left this one in for a little too long and part of it burned.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on February 21, 2016, 11:04:06 am
I'm guessing that it speed dries the ink into the cloth or some shit, I'm not sure.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on February 21, 2016, 03:20:31 pm
Did the microwave have murderous intent?
I for one welcome our new Microwave overlords.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: guest48 on February 21, 2016, 03:38:58 pm
Well I mean, the glorious Microwave has done more for us then David Cameron.   Microwaves for prime minister.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Hibou on February 23, 2016, 10:56:56 pm
The voices in the news box told me to proclaim my love for potatoes here. I've learned that the voices are not to be crossed, so here I am. And boy, I sure do love these goddamned potatoes.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on February 24, 2016, 02:17:25 am
The first of many has sworn their fealty to the Potato Lords.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on February 24, 2016, 03:54:13 am
"I shot a bunch of black people on a cruise ship with an SMG because a British man in my journal told me he'd give me a case." -CS:GO Operation Wildfire in a Nutshell
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Bubbadoo on February 24, 2016, 11:46:28 am
The voices in the news box told me to proclaim my love for potatoes here. I've learned that the voices are not to be crossed, so here I am. And boy, I sure do love these goddamned potatoes.
Eyyyy it only took.. what was it.. 6 days until someone noticed it?
Thanks for participating in this little test I did up.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on February 24, 2016, 04:14:20 pm
The voices in the news box told me to proclaim my love for potatoes here. I've learned that the voices are not to be crossed, so here I am. And boy, I sure do love these goddamned potatoes.
Eyyyy it only took.. what was it.. 6 days until someone noticed it?
Thanks for participating in this little test I did up.
To be fair, there are a LOT of fucking news items.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on February 24, 2016, 04:50:58 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/sWzgiNm.png)
(http://img.memecdn.com/grammar-nazis-start-crying-when-they-see-your-posts_o_334445.gif)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on February 24, 2016, 06:49:49 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/sWzgiNm.png)
(http://img.memecdn.com/grammar-nazis-start-crying-when-they-see-your-posts_o_334445.gif)

I wonder if people will find all the new news things I've added.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: HS1342 on February 25, 2016, 02:35:07 pm
I wonder if people will find all the new news things I've added.
It is inevitable
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on February 25, 2016, 04:32:08 pm
THE NEWS SPEAKS THE TRUTH:
(http://i.imgur.com/iVLnpyh.png)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on February 25, 2016, 10:05:14 pm
The news lies
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Hibou on February 25, 2016, 10:46:55 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/n6Rhysp.png)

Looks pretty accurate to me.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on February 25, 2016, 11:35:14 pm
Ayyy lmao
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Bubbadoo on February 26, 2016, 12:48:38 am
(http://i.imgur.com/n6Rhysp.png)

Looks pretty accurate to me.
Excuse you, but I am FABULOUS~
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Bubbadoo on February 26, 2016, 01:10:05 am
By the way with the amount of news posts, there is a 1/144 chance of seeing a particular news post. That is a .69% of seeing a particular one.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on February 26, 2016, 03:55:30 am
That is a .69%
Something something 69, right?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on February 26, 2016, 01:45:31 pm
http://callofcthulhu-game.com/?_ga=1.145938428.997733236.1456512272



GET FUCKING HYPED
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on February 26, 2016, 02:58:22 pm
Google asks me if I'd like to translate that page, seems suspicious, Google is clearly run by Deep Ones.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on February 26, 2016, 03:27:57 pm
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu G'ogle wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on February 26, 2016, 05:15:54 pm
http://callofcthulhu-game.com/?_ga=1.145938428.997733236.1456512272



GET FUCKING HYPED
Sorry, all of my hype is on Masters of Orion 4, Dark Souls 3, and System Shock 3 right now. Will get hyped when I get more info.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on February 28, 2016, 02:28:14 am
I am a doctor, Doctor Dick.

Where do I find this shit.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on February 28, 2016, 11:25:30 pm
Well someone posted about John Dies At The End, I've forgot who, so I watched the film and the entire thing is just one continuous moment of "What the fuck?" in the best way possible. I'm about 97.6% certain that the film isn't as good as the book though so I'm gonna have to read it and the sequel now.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on February 28, 2016, 11:33:40 pm
Well someone posted about John Dies At The End, I've forgot who, so I watched the film and the entire thing is just one continuous moment of "What the fuck?" in the best way possible. I'm about 97.6% certain that the film isn't as good as the book though so I'm gonna have to read it and the sequel now.
I have heard it is good, I need to watch it.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on February 28, 2016, 11:41:54 pm
The answer to the riddle at the beginning is no and I will not be convinced to change my mind about that.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on February 28, 2016, 11:46:08 pm
Quote from: Rip Rhodri 2k15 I think
"buttplug"-his last words on the forum.
Rest in peace you glorious still alive bastard.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on February 28, 2016, 11:57:31 pm
Quote from: Rip Rhodri 2k15 I think
"buttplug"-his last words on the forum.
Rest in peace you glorious still alive bastard.
I miss him sometimes.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on February 29, 2016, 02:04:39 am
What the fuck happened to Rhodri? And when do we dedicate an entire section of the forum to him?

On another note, went to redownload Cata on my laptop, since I can't really think of any other games that are playable using mostly only a keyboard and found out there hasn't been a stable release for a year. Considering I rarely play experimental builds, because reasons, this is kind of annoying because I read through the experimental features thread and there's some really cool shit I wouldn't want to restart playing without, but I won't play unless it's a "stable" release.
Why the fuck isn't 0.D out yet? There's not even a feature freeze or anything, have they just given up with the idea of stable releases?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on February 29, 2016, 07:59:31 am
What the fuck happened to Rhodri? And when do we dedicate an entire section of the forum to him?

On another note, went to redownload Cata on my laptop, since I can't really think of any other games that are playable using mostly only a keyboard and found out there hasn't been a stable release for a year. Considering I rarely play experimental builds, because reasons, this is kind of annoying because I read through the experimental features thread and there's some really cool shit I wouldn't want to restart playing without, but I won't play unless it's a "stable" release.
Why the fuck isn't 0.D out yet? There's not even a feature freeze or anything, have they just given up with the idea of stable releases?
Because the devs are grossly incompetent?
jokes aside, this used to happen quite a lot, trust me. Like 4-6 monthes in between stable releases. This is a particularly long one, to be fair. In the exparamentals, did they finally add something resembling endgame content, rather than continuing to bloat the midgame and make the early game even harder? Because that would be a miracle that would get me to start playing again.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on February 29, 2016, 09:38:38 am
Why the fuck isn't 0.D out yet? There's not even a feature freeze or anything, have they just given up with the idea of stable releases?
So what your saying is, you want the D? :P
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on February 29, 2016, 01:18:45 pm
Tbh I always want the D

Also from what I can tell, still no endgame it's all just mid game bloat and ridiculous difficultly and complexity for new players.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on February 29, 2016, 02:11:16 pm
Tbh I always want the D

Also from what I can tell, still no endgame it's all just mid game bloat and ridiculous difficultly and complexity for new players.

Its kinda like Darkest Dungeon where people think "hard=good".

I wish I could play the original Cata, I miss the simplicity that the game used to have. It was great fun just seeing how long you could outlive your friends.

With DDA there's far too many things now, it's like Minecraft with the amount of 'feature bloat'.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Bubbadoo on February 29, 2016, 02:55:52 pm
Tbh I always want the D

Also from what I can tell, still no endgame it's all just mid game bloat and ridiculous difficultly and complexity for new players.

Its kinda like Darkest Dungeon where people think "hard=good".

I wish I could play the original Cata, I miss the simplicity that the game used to have. It was great fun just seeing how long you could outlive your friends.

With DDA there's far too many things now, it's like Minecraft with the amount of 'feature bloat'.
Maaaaaan, I really shouldn't have deleted my old relic of Cata. I found it on my grandma's computer, it was from way back in Whales Dev days, when it was Cataclysm and what became Dark Days Ahead was just The Darkling Wolf Mod. I wonder if Whales still has a copy of the origional Cataclysm floating around, might be neat to see if he does.

#I am like the oldguard of this forum. :p


Hell is there anyone who used to be on Whales Dev still here? I still remember that place fondly, man it was great. It really sucks that the site is gone, completely and utterly gone. I mean there is wayback, but wayback can only do so much. Like the picture that went along with the Butter Toasted Genitals injoke, which.. I think GTAGuy made actually. (And things that should be lost, but burned into my mind, like someone's lovely fanart of the misshapen fetus. :s) There was also some really neat ideas that Whales had but never accomplished like "biome" like areas. Like towns overtaken by fungus, or are just rubble and ruins. It's been.. what.. 3 or 4 years since when I had first joined Whales Dev? Maan... I had to have been 14 at least. So much has changed since then.

EDIT:
Well someone posted about John Dies At The End, I've forgot who, so I watched the film and the entire thing is just one continuous moment of "What the fuck?" in the best way possible. I'm about 97.6% certain that the film isn't as good as the book though so I'm gonna have to read it and the sequel now.
That would be me, I have not finished the second book yet. Have not had the chance. I REALLY recommend the books though they are twistedly delightful and full of mindfuckery, with an odd humor that I like that revels in absurdity.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on February 29, 2016, 02:57:49 pm
I don't find Darkest Dungeon hard per say. I personally think I'm doing stupid shit instead of smart shit.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on February 29, 2016, 03:33:44 pm
A game being hard does not make it good, there are hard games that are utter shite for anything more than a challenging experience.

Cata does have a workaround with this using mods that remove certain things but they're rarely up to date with Experimental builds, or they're entirely broken sometimes. They also don't allow you to experience a lot of the game because many things are concordant to each other, disabling one part of the game you don't like may lock out an entire feature.

It's definitely still a good game but I think at the minute the main focus is too much on rebalancing early game stuff to make it harder. Bearing in mind this isn't entirely the Dev's fault with it being an open source project, they're only merging the stuff that people are working on and asking for.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on February 29, 2016, 04:44:47 pm
A game being hard does not make it good, there are hard games that are utter shite for anything more than a challenging experience.

Cata does have a workaround with this using mods that remove certain things but they're rarely up to date with Experimental builds, or they're entirely broken sometimes. They also don't allow you to experience a lot of the game because many things are concordant to each other, disabling one part of the game you don't like may lock out an entire feature.

It's definitely still a good game but I think at the minute the main focus is too much on rebalancing early game stuff to make it harder. Bearing in mind this isn't entirely the Dev's fault with it being an open source project, they're only merging the stuff that people are working on and asking for.
Like Dark Souls. It pisses me off that it has a reputation as a hard game. It is a challenge, not hard. Dark Souls has rules that it follows, and, with a bit of skill and decent knowledge of the game, it becomes almost easy. It deserves a reputation for its amazing lore, its overwhelming sense of place, its tone, not just as "That Hard Game". And Cata just pisses me off. Its gotten to the point where I am half surprised it doesn't make me take a calculus test to earn the right to start the game. They are making the game so arcane and complex for new players that their fan base can only decrease in size. If I had started playing with how it is now, I would have quit in five minutes.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on February 29, 2016, 05:09:11 pm
Actually, I'd say Dark Souls is a game that is hard and benefits from being hard because it has all that other stuff to back it up, it's not just difficult for the sake of it.

Cata is still a good game, a little difficult to get into but honestly most roguelikes are, part of the issue is there isn't really a good way to learn what you're doing without bashing your head against a wall of deaths that you don't understand until you get one character that has a lucky break and becomes OP, at which point you have time to learn the mechanics and tricks that would've made starting out much easier, but by that point they don't benefit your current character. Most roguelikes are like that though, it's part of the genre, dying is fun even if you're not quite sure why you died, start over and try again, maybe using some new stuff you learnt. Which is why rogue-lites have become so popular, because dying still has a benefit there, you don't start over with nothing but new information, you gain something from your previous character.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on February 29, 2016, 05:22:46 pm
Actually, I'd say Dark Souls is a game that is hard and benefits from being hard because it has all that other stuff to back it up, it's not just difficult for the sake of it.

Cata is still a good game, a little difficult to get into but honestly most roguelikes are, part of the issue is there isn't really a good way to learn what you're doing without bashing your head against a wall of deaths that you don't understand until you get one character that has a lucky break and becomes OP, at which point you have time to learn the mechanics and tricks that would've made starting out much easier, but by that point they don't benefit your current character. Most roguelikes are like that though, it's part of the genre, dying is fun even if you're not quite sure why you died, start over and try again, maybe using some new stuff you learnt. Which is why rogue-lites have become so popular, because dying still has a benefit there, you don't start over with nothing but new information, you gain something from your previous character.
Dark Souls is a Challenge, it isn't hard. It has systems, and their is NOTHING that is purely chance. No missing an attack because of dice rolls, you miss an attack because the other asshole got out of the way, or you forgot he could parry.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on March 01, 2016, 08:31:08 am
Through great and sourcerous methods I think I may have found  a way to get pre-DDA cata (https://github.com/Whales/Cataclysm)

Disclaimer: I have no idea if it can or will work.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 01, 2016, 07:09:58 pm
Well, lets see then. Downloading now.

There doesn't appear to be any kind of EXE.

I wonder how cata2 is coming along?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 01, 2016, 08:07:40 pm
Well, lets see then. Downloading now.

There doesn't appear to be any kind of EXE.

I wonder how cata2 is coming along?
http://whalesdev.tumblr.com/

Last update was the 26th of November.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: guest48 on March 01, 2016, 08:45:53 pm
What even is sleep.   Is it like a cat.  Cats are cute.   Is sleep cute.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 01, 2016, 08:49:06 pm
Sometimes, yeah. Sleeping cats are cute.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 01, 2016, 09:29:53 pm
What even is sleep.   Is it like a cat.  Cats are cute.   Is sleep cute.
I have been told by someone I accidentally fell asleep on Skype video chat with, that I look cute when I am sleeping.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: guest48 on March 01, 2016, 09:42:42 pm
we were trying to get you to stop snoring because you sounded like a foghornOkay then
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Hibou on March 02, 2016, 10:20:03 pm
What even is sleep.   Is it like a cat.  Cats are cute.   Is sleep cute.
According to 'doctors' and 'medical professionals' sleep is required for basic human function, or else you'll start to experience stuff like 'severe drowsiness' or 'hallucinations' or 'death'. Personally I think it's all hogwash, I haven't slept in two weeks and I'm doing just fine. I have been coughing up blood lately but that's fine, right? Kinda like sweat and urine, just the body cleansing itself. I just wish it didn't cleanse itself all over my keyboard. Any recommendations for getting blood out from between keyboard keys?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2016, 11:21:17 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOvRwrqz2M
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on March 03, 2016, 04:16:33 am
I've heard that magic cleaning putty stuff works wonders for getting ANYTHING out from between keys.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 03, 2016, 04:02:13 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JINqHA7xywE


GOD IS DEAD WE KILLED HIM
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Hibou on March 03, 2016, 08:51:03 pm
Looks like a good movie to me. My only hope is that it doesn't cheese too hard on the fact that it's the sequel/remake of the 80's Toastboasters.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 03, 2016, 11:49:22 pm
Looks like a good movie to me. My only hope is that it doesn't cheese too hard on the fact that it's the sequel/remake of the 80's Toastboasters.

NOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI&list=LLzTNam1Y1zPbccGIm-yaVNQ&index=2
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on March 04, 2016, 03:07:07 am
So we don't really get any snow all fucking Winter and then Spring comes round and I'm expecting it to start warming up, like it usually does, and now it's been snowing for two days. Way to go England, get your shit together and get a consistent weather pattern that doesn't involve raining all the time.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on March 04, 2016, 04:02:28 am
So we don't get any snow all fucking Winter and then Spring comes round and I'm expecting it to start warming up, like it usually does, and now it's been snowing today. Way to go Ireland, get your shit together and get a consistent weather pattern that doesn't involve raining all the time.
Altered for my version, coz it's almost identical.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on March 04, 2016, 07:54:00 am
Pretty sure the UK has the worst weather anywhere on the planet. Like 99.99% sure.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2016, 09:03:49 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JINqHA7xywE


GOD IS DEAD WE KILLED HIM
I don't see anything wrong with it, it looks like it'll be a good movie. Are you sure that it's gonna be a horrible terrible no good movie?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on March 04, 2016, 09:14:36 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JINqHA7xywE
I don't see anything wrong with it, it looks like it'll be a good movie.


Of all the wrong opinions in this thread, this is the worst one.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2016, 09:22:53 am
Allow me to rephrase that: It seems like a likeable movie.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on March 04, 2016, 09:24:29 am
Allow me to rephrase too:

There are so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to begin.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2016, 09:55:37 am
Aaand why would that be?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 04, 2016, 05:17:56 pm
Aaand why would that be?

Jesus Christ, it's another fucking generic SNL skit movie. It looks like Pixels, Tammy, and every other unfunny fucknugget comedy had a baby. So let's take out all the smart humor, self-referential weirdness, cheesy effects, and fucking sterilize the fuck out of Ghostbusters. When I watched this I didn't see Ghostbusters, I saw Fat Girl, Smart Girl, Weird/WACKYLOLRANDOM Girl, and Black Woman.

I mean "GET OUT OF MY FRIEND GHOST, OH HEELLLL NAAAAHH, THE DEVIL HAS GOTTEN INTO 'ER" seriously? Shit why didn't we just make Winston a fast talking jive 'nigga' with an ass obsession that needs a job at Ghostbusters to pay his child support and fuck it make him a shitty abusive husband while we're at it!

BUT NOPE THAT DON' FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE IT'S ALL WOMEN NOW!


And I know, I fucking know because of the "PC Genderswap" the SJW-tards are going to pour forth and defend what is essentially the same bland 2010 comedy movie we've seen since... Bridesmaids.

Calling the joke list now:

Black lady has a shady history and her rap sheet is played off for laughs, maybe a public indecency joke where she took a shit in the middle of the park
There will be some form of fart scene in the movie (probably with fat lady eating mexican food)
There will be a joke about someone's hair catching fire because of the nuclear-accelerators and all of them will scream and freak out with a bucket of water being thrown on them (then -cut scene-)
And anything else like unfunny banter between idiots that state their name, occupation, sexual orientation, and other bullshit so that the audience don't have to thunk to hurd.
Oh and Bill Murray will most likely be the villain, that or Dan Aykroyd because he played Tammy's father in the movie with the same name.



It pisses me off because there's so much more you could do with it, but instead they make fucking Bridesmaids with ghosts. Just... fuck... WHY!!?????



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juX75Nid6eg
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on March 04, 2016, 11:40:57 pm
I'm actually agreeing with AJ pretty much 100%
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 05, 2016, 01:29:27 am
Heard that the furry movie was pretty good, I might avoid the first few opening weeks though.

Because I mean you cannot say that Zootopia ain't a furry movie, they got fucking muscular dancing shirtless tiger men in it, and a nudist colony thing.

Reminds me a bit of Rocko's Modern Life but without the teeth... HUEAHIOWBNTIPNIO"E BAF WETYbio

<0 3 kill me
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Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 05, 2016, 04:47:10 am
Heard that the furry movie was pretty good, I might avoid the first few opening weeks though.

Because I mean you cannot say that Zootopia ain't a furry movie, they got fucking muscular dancing shirtless tiger men in it, and a nudist colony thing.

Reminds me a bit of Rocko's Modern Life but without the teeth... HUEAHIOWBNTIPNIO"E BAF WETYbio

<0 3 kill me
<0
I mean shit man, there has been Zootopia porn before it has even come out.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on March 05, 2016, 05:33:50 am
Heard that the furry movie was pretty good, I might avoid the first few opening weeks though.

Because I mean you cannot say that Zootopia ain't a furry movie, they got fucking muscular dancing shirtless tiger men in it, and a nudist colony thing.

Reminds me a bit of Rocko's Modern Life but without the teeth... HUEAHIOWBNTIPNIO"E BAF WETYbio

<0 3 kill me
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I mean shit man, there has been Zootopia porn before it has even come out.
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Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 05, 2016, 06:36:29 pm
Is it wrong that I've spent the last hour watching videos of dead whales exploding and laughing my ass off as a result? I'm not talking man made detonations either, I mean noxious gasses forcing their way out of the ruptured carcasses of decomposing cetaceans, sending organs and bit of whale meat rocketing into the faces of bystanders and the officials working to move/operate on them?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 05, 2016, 07:20:08 pm
Most likely, the reason why they got a whole new cast fir that new ghost busters is because the actors from the original are because they're all too old or too dead to act in this one. They literally can't get the original cast.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 05, 2016, 09:42:36 pm
Most likely, the reason why they got a whole new cast fir that new ghost busters is because the actors from the original are because they're all too old or too dead to act in this one. They literally can't get the original cast.

Who gives a fuck, don't remake it then unless you'll actually respect the property. That's like me doing a Homestuck movie and getting: Dane Cook, Mike Myers, and Jeff Dunham to play the main characters, not because they'd fit the role or anything, but because they're "big name stars" and it'll draw in a certain demographic.



Also trailer for the real Fallout 4 came out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nenXX9wQRY
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 05, 2016, 11:30:47 pm
Also trailer for the real Fallout 4 came out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nenXX9wQRY
That looks absolutely fantastic. I wish fallout 4 played as interestingly as this looks.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Hibou on March 06, 2016, 12:33:54 pm
Also trailer for the real Fallout 4 came out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nenXX9wQRY
Man, I remember seeing this mod a while ago when it was naught but a wee concept. I'm thoroughly impressed by what they've done with it since then. Makes me kinda glad that Bethesda releases some of the buggiest games on the market because then it attracts modders like these guys who like a challenge.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 07, 2016, 04:51:01 pm
Ugh god, new vegas's gun play is horrid, it feels like I'm shooting a cap gun or something. In other terms (I guess): New Vegas= better story and choices. Fallout 4= Better gameplay and companions. I find that new Vegas has the better story, fallout 4 is more enjoyable to play.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 08, 2016, 09:52:17 pm
Fallout 4= Better gameplay and companions.
I would argue that it isn't better in gameplay, but that is all a matter of opinion. The gunplay from new vegas can be improved simply by changing the sound effects so that they sound a bit less like "pop guns." Sound adds a great deal to the "feel" of weapons in games. Fallout 4s sound effects are punchy and loud. New vegas sound effects are low and snappy. You and I talked about it, or rather, I talked about it. The laser weapons of fallout games have loud noises and recoil, but why? You are shooting light. The reason is, without sound and recoil, the laser weapons would "feel" like garbage.  As for the companions, watching them empty their weapons into walls, other static objects, other NPCs, or throwing grenades at their own feet, kind of defeats the "better AI" argument, and that goes for enemies and NPCs in general too. I've heard you applaud the AI before, but what you've described isn't AI at all. NPC's speaking with each other isn't advanced AI. It's RNG scripted dialogue attached to simple code that makes them seek each other out while you are around. A very simple AI really. It seems impressive because bethesda spent a huge amount on voice acting and dialogue, which means there are a lot of potential conversations that might happen. New vegas had the exact same system, but with less potential dialogue. Fallout 4 has great sound design, but that is no surprise considering that's where the money went.

Do we have a release date for that mod AJ showed off? or is it out already?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 08, 2016, 10:29:30 pm
Fallout 4's ai, however, is vastly improved since the last game. They take cover, they fire at your at where you are if you're sniping without relocating, they act like people. They react properly to their conrades dying. Instead of "Oh shit, that's gonna leave a stain." It's "You killed him/her!" and they talk about things, tell stories. All around they are drastically improved.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 08, 2016, 11:59:24 pm
They talk about things, tell stories. All around they are drastically improved.
Dude, he just said that them talking to each other is not improved AI.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 09, 2016, 05:30:18 am
Fallout 4's ai, however, is vastly improved since the last game. They take cover, they fire at your at where you are if you're sniping without relocating, they act like people. They react properly to their conrades dying. Instead of "Oh shit, that's gonna leave a stain." It's "You killed him/her!" and they talk about things, tell stories. All around they are drastically improved.
They do take cover, true, but they usually end up shooting their weapon into the cover instead of into the enemy. Overall, they are a liability in that they make sneaking around difficult by being easier to detect than you and activating traps. There are tons of videos on youtube depicting the companions, especially dogmeat, running into obvious traps. The interaction between them is improved, but that improvement is not AI related. It's script related, and Bethesda dumped a lot of money into their scripts to get that voice acting and that "alive" feeling as good as possible. Fallout 4 has great voice scripting and variety, but it's not AI.

If we are having this discussion, maybe we should move it to either the fallout thread or the game discussion thread?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 09, 2016, 09:01:48 am
Seems like a good idea, sure.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 09, 2016, 02:09:44 pm
Shit I got like 4 days to come up with a senior quote for the yearbook and I have no idea what to use.
Anyone got any good ideas?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 09, 2016, 03:12:37 pm
Drugs are great, mkay. -Wilson.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 09, 2016, 03:54:07 pm
Shit I got like 4 days to come up with a senior quote for the yearbook and I have no idea what to use.
Anyone got any good ideas?

-Bubbadoo
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 09, 2016, 04:05:40 pm
Drugs are great, mkay. -Wilson.

« Last Edit: Today at 03:23:22 pm by Lorknis »

Dammit lorknis.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 09, 2016, 04:23:35 pm
...I thought Lorknis was the Rec room mod.
Anyway, how about a quote  from a favorite actor or someone who really inspired you?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on March 09, 2016, 04:28:42 pm
Shit I got like 4 days to come up with a senior quote for the yearbook and I have no idea what to use.
Anyone got any good ideas?
"Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?"
Or simple
"Fuck this shit, i'm out!"
Or
"I snort cocaine 5 times a day 8 days of the week"
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on March 09, 2016, 04:37:19 pm
Shit I got like 4 days to come up with a senior quote for the yearbook and I have no idea what to use.
Anyone got any good ideas?
"I cant go to hell, i am all out of vacation days."
-Burgerpants
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 09, 2016, 06:42:28 pm
I see you newsbox, I see you with your crazy ideas and wonderings.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on March 10, 2016, 03:22:45 am
A few of these are great, but mind you it's a school yearbook. No cursin'

By the way Skype tells me it is siegelions birthday today. 'Grats on turning 20.
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Post by: Six on March 10, 2016, 04:13:09 am
Yeah, I'm 20 today. I can almost shout at those dang kids to get off my lawn.
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Post by: guest48 on March 10, 2016, 06:43:33 am
Just realized that I'm like, the second youngest person here.
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Post by: Caconym on March 10, 2016, 07:59:41 am
Yeah, I'm 20 today. I can almost shout at those dang kids to get off my lawn.
So, what's the age you can officially shout at kids to get off your lawn.
Also
Happy birthday Siege.
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Post by: Perigrin on March 10, 2016, 10:03:01 am
Yeah, I'm 20 today. I can almost shout at those dang kids to get off my lawn.
So, what's the age you can officially shout at kids to get off your lawn.
Also
Happy birthday Siege.
36.
Happy birthday Siege.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on March 10, 2016, 11:09:41 am
Just realized that I'm like, the second youngest person here.
If I remember correctly.. you are like.. 15 yeah?

(By the way, still looking for a senior quote.)
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Post by: Six on March 10, 2016, 11:26:23 am
(By the way, still looking for a senior quote.)
Ayy Lmao
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Post by: LionSiege on March 10, 2016, 01:16:57 pm
Happy birthday!
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on March 10, 2016, 01:41:52 pm
Surprisingly you guys are more bothered about it being my birthday than the friends I live near are. My best friend is fucking me off because he wants to drink with someone else and can't be assed spending a few hours with me tomorrow because it doesn't involve alcohol.
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Post by: Siege-Loli on March 10, 2016, 01:55:41 pm
Wait, it doesn't involve alcohol? I don't know man, it's a tough choice and I might vomit a couple of times without muh boozes.
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Post by: Caconym on March 10, 2016, 02:31:32 pm
Surprisingly you guys are more bothered about it being my birthday than the friends I live near are. My best friend is fucking me off because he wants to drink with someone else and can't be assed spending a few hours with me tomorrow because it doesn't involve alcohol.
Clearly your friend knows one of the most important facts there is in life; NoAlcohol= NotWorthIt.


(By the way, still looking for a senior quote.)
Ayy Lmao
+1 to this

Yeah, I'm 20 today. I can almost shout at those dang kids to get off my lawn.
So, what's the age you can officially shout at kids to get off your lawn.
Also
Happy birthday Siege.
36.
Happy birthday Siege.
Oh good still a decade+.
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Post by: saltmummy626 on March 10, 2016, 03:02:20 pm
Hippy birfday!
Yeah, I'm 20 today. I can almost shout at those dang kids to get off my lawn.
So, what's the age you can officially shout at kids to get off your lawn.
Also
Happy birthday Siege.
36.
Happy birthday Siege.
I'm only 26 and I yell at kids to get the hell off my property.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on March 10, 2016, 05:50:04 pm
I can't drink right now due to health reasons and he knows that, he's just being a bellend and putting alcohol before friends
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on March 11, 2016, 01:51:03 pm
I can't drink right now due to health reasons ...
What a tragedy.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 11, 2016, 02:21:53 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/sS7ksUi.png)


I made this
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Post by: Caconym on March 11, 2016, 02:42:25 pm
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/753/464/dc4.jpg)
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Post by: ajwilli1 on March 11, 2016, 05:29:15 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g


Found out where Forrest went.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 12, 2016, 04:36:09 am
Fuck I just realized one of the plot point in The Highway with mutants going feral overtime shares similarities with Zootopia minus the whole race thing. FUCK!

Only there's actual racism in The Highway not just with the furries.
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Post by: saltmummy626 on March 12, 2016, 06:45:40 am
Maybe, but the highway came first. Can you sue? You should sue. THEY USED MY LIKENESS ON A CEREAL BOX! I KNOW IT'S A PICTURE OF A CHEERIO, BUT IN EVERY WAY EXCEPT PHYSICALLY, I AM A CHEERIO!! not really, but still, the highway came first.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 12, 2016, 11:51:08 am
I made this

Well, time to install Deus Ex again.

Kidding, it's still been installed even though I haven't played it in a year or two.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 13, 2016, 11:08:59 pm
I DID IT, I FOUND WHERE RANDOM DRAGON GOT HIS PROFILE PIC.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/images/4/40/FunComic.png

HAHHAHA YOU FOOLS
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 14, 2016, 12:30:04 am
I DID IT, I FOUND WHERE RANDOM DRAGON GOT HIS PROFILE PIC.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/images/4/40/FunComic.png

HAHHAHA YOU FOOLS

Nyahah, be lucky I don't find some fitting random dragon porn to use instead. :V
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Post by: guest48 on March 14, 2016, 02:51:56 am
I thought it was pretty obvious.
That comic has been there for like over four years I think.
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Post by: Caconym on March 14, 2016, 04:02:15 am
I DID IT, I FOUND WHERE RANDOM DRAGON GOT HIS PROFILE PIC.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/images/4/40/FunComic.png

HAHHAHA YOU FOOLS

Nyahah, be lucky I don't find some fitting random dragon porn to use instead. :V
Would that be porn of a random dragon or porn of you?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on March 14, 2016, 09:07:56 am
Don't fuel Caconym's out of control porn addiction
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 14, 2016, 10:27:20 am
It would involve random dragons, not random_dragons, yeah. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 14, 2016, 12:19:13 pm
Was the "Jump to: (Insert thread name here)" before? Or did I just notice it.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on March 14, 2016, 12:55:24 pm
Never noticed it either. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 14, 2016, 03:14:33 pm
I DID IT, I FOUND WHERE RANDOM DRAGON GOT HIS PROFILE PIC.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/images/4/40/FunComic.png

HAHHAHA YOU FOOLS
I thought it was pretty obvious.
That comic has been there for like over four years I think.
Longer than that. I've been seeing it since I started playing dwarf fortress back in 2009. I used to see that comic everywhere. Still see it every time I visit the wiki. It's quiet the well known image.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 14, 2016, 03:52:40 pm
Shhhhh, you tell no-one.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 14, 2016, 04:25:33 pm
Shhhhh, you tell no-one.

Outis does not need to know that. XP
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Post by: Bubbadoo on March 14, 2016, 05:16:01 pm
I DID IT, I FOUND WHERE RANDOM DRAGON GOT HIS PROFILE PIC.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/images/4/40/FunComic.png

HAHHAHA YOU FOOLS

Nyahah, be lucky I don't find some fitting random dragon porn to use instead. :V

>.> <.< I wouldn't complain.

Hell you could use http://signavatar.com/ to cycle through random pictures. x3
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Post by: Chaosvolt on March 14, 2016, 06:13:40 pm
>.> <.< I wouldn't complain.

Don't tempt me, or it'll involve 120% more weird fetishes. >w>
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on March 14, 2016, 07:54:07 pm
>.> <.< I wouldn't complain.

Don't tempt me, or it'll involve 120% more weird fetishes. >w>
You say that like its a bad thing.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 14, 2016, 09:23:48 pm
Dragon porn, now with 120% more vore. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on March 15, 2016, 07:56:17 am
What did I say about Caconyms out of control porn addiction dammit!
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Post by: Caconym on March 15, 2016, 09:21:27 am
What did I say about Caconyms out of control porn addiction dammit!
Well currently it's 120% of nothing. So lets do some maths on that.
0*1.20=0

1% of 0=0
 ->0*120=0

0/120*120/1=0

Conclusion: I put too much effort into this. And random's not fueling my addiction yet.

Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 15, 2016, 11:10:09 am
As hilarious as that idea is, I'm not going to actually change my avatar to dragon porn. >.>
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 15, 2016, 07:26:40 pm
I kinda wish people would go on the chat more.
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Post by: saltmummy626 on March 15, 2016, 09:56:10 pm
thats just what happens when the chat says "chat" or "chat(1)." If it said "chat(2)" then maybe you could get people in there. Or if they had a reason to get into a group for some reason in an active chat.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 15, 2016, 11:12:41 pm
Assuming we even have more than one user on at a time. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 16, 2016, 01:41:38 am
There were four of us online when I posted that, counting myself, and wilson logged in just before I logged out.
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Post by: Perigrin on March 16, 2016, 07:56:37 am
Me, Wilson, and Forrest had a random chat last night. So it does happen.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on March 16, 2016, 08:03:46 am
Yeah I talk to people in the chat occasionally too
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Post by: guest48 on March 16, 2016, 10:10:59 am
I was online all of last night and I never saw you three.
damn you video games
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Post by: saltmummy626 on March 17, 2016, 02:51:26 am
Oh god, it's almost midnight and I'm still in this chair. WHY STICKS WHY!?
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Post by: ajwilli1 on March 18, 2016, 03:57:42 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zHzVUm80fc


This is my life now.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on March 18, 2016, 04:17:30 am
We need an SS13-ified version of that Dr. Dick song. :V
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Post by: Caconym on March 19, 2016, 07:55:44 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/vE3w5vy.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/mHoSXsg.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Jny7reJ.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/p6pKoOz.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/W8AR31O.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/fqF9XJc.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/QrOpDX7.png?1)
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Post by: Chaosvolt on March 19, 2016, 11:32:34 pm
This is what happens when you serve up a hashish salad instead of using lettuce.
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Post by: saltmummy626 on March 20, 2016, 12:54:38 am
holy fuck caconym, my sides. THIS IS THE ILLUMINATI'S FAULT!
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Post by: Six on March 20, 2016, 11:21:22 am
So despite me not drinking at the minute, I'm fucking hungover right now and I regret everything. Although I did spend like 4 hours talking about aliens and that was cool.
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Post by: Perigrin on March 20, 2016, 12:23:21 pm
So despite me not drinking at the minute, I'm fucking hungover right now and I regret everything. Although I did spend like 4 hours talking about aliens and that was cool.
Ayyy lmao
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Post by: Caconym on March 20, 2016, 01:08:04 pm
So despite me not drinking at the minute, I'm fucking hungover right now and I regret everything. Although I did spend like 4 hours talking about aliens and that was cool.
You were actually abducted by aliens for those 4 hours. Your hungover from all the anal probes.
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Post by: Six on March 20, 2016, 02:56:24 pm
Well shit, if they wanted to probe me they could've at least waited in line.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on March 20, 2016, 03:35:43 pm
Well shit, if they wanted to probe me they could've at least waited in line.
Oh butt they did wait in line to probe you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on March 20, 2016, 04:25:36 pm
That's some real dedication to the job right there

On a side note, every now and again I accidentally click the Remove Topic button when I'm on mobile and I'm so worried that one day I'll just delete the entirety of LMP and we'll lose all this Sixposting
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Post by: Caconym on March 21, 2016, 04:10:48 am
http://www.verybiasedreviews.tech/2016/03/20/paradox-odsidian-announce-tyranny/

Paradox AND Obsidian together making a game?
(http://i.imgur.com/FpJ4xvj.gif)
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Post by: Perigrin on March 21, 2016, 07:56:01 am
http://www.verybiasedreviews.tech/2016/03/20/paradox-odsidian-announce-tyranny/

Paradox AND Obsidian together making a game?
(http://i.imgur.com/FpJ4xvj.gif)
I think my heart just exploded at the thought of that. Is this bad?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 21, 2016, 08:53:19 am
The heart's pretty important, I'd imagine it exploding would be pretty bad.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 21, 2016, 11:46:06 am
Less bad or more bad than your head exploding? Because brains are also important.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 21, 2016, 12:12:43 pm
The same, I guess.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 22, 2016, 05:59:40 pm
Holy shit my dog in losing her mind. Tearing around the fucking house and shit, what the fuck. She just tried to grab the ceiling fan and tackled her uncle who was already sleeping on the floor anyway. There she goes again. Holy fuck, stop being so crazy.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on March 23, 2016, 12:06:14 am
Holy shit my dog in losing her mind. Tearing around the fucking house and shit, what the fuck. She just tried to grab the ceiling fan and tackled her uncle who was already sleeping on the floor anyway. There she goes again. Holy fuck, stop being so crazy.
I blame the moon.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on March 23, 2016, 02:12:44 am
Complete and utter lunacy.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on March 23, 2016, 05:04:42 pm
Complete and utter lunacy.
You could say she was Utterly Mad.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on March 24, 2016, 02:04:38 pm
Complete and utter lunacy.
You could say she was Utterly Mad.
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/59152920.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: RedVulnus on March 24, 2016, 08:51:02 pm
In 24 hours Twitter turned an AI into a racist, goose stepping Nazi....I find this all too amusing. Leave it to the internet to turn something like an AI designed to be a teenage girl(that's what the article said at least) into a Nazi.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 24, 2016, 09:24:48 pm
Wasn't there also that one time when a version of Watson became foul-mouthed due to internet exposure? :V
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Post by: Caconym on March 25, 2016, 04:56:38 am
In 24 hours Twitter turned an AI into a racist, goose stepping Nazi....I find this all too amusing. Leave it to the internet to turn something like an AI designed to be a teenage girl(that's what the article said at least) into a Nazi.
http://imgur.com/gallery/VhlAW
An imgur gallery of that AI

And some examples from the comments:
(http://i.imgur.com/veaVxUD.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/j9DmQT4.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BdMLPw7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/5UvTzaE.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/0zczzaS.jpg)


That AI was fucking gold, what did they think would happen letting it interact and 'learn' from internet unrestricted.
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Post by: ajwilli1 on March 25, 2016, 04:49:43 pm
In 24 hours Twitter turned an AI into a racist, goose stepping Nazi....I find this all too amusing. Leave it to the internet to turn something like an AI designed to be a teenage girl(that's what the article said at least) into a Nazi.
http://imgur.com/gallery/VhlAW
An imgur gallery of that AI

And some examples from the comments:
(http://i.imgur.com/veaVxUD.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/j9DmQT4.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BdMLPw7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/5UvTzaE.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/0zczzaS.jpg)


That AI was fucking gold, what did they think would happen letting it interact and 'learn' from internet unrestricted.


I really wish they could've left it up for a few more days, it's amazing.
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Post by: Caconym on March 26, 2016, 07:08:26 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbBVfiDOk7M
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Post by: Caconym on March 27, 2016, 03:25:31 pm
Double posting but fuck it:

(http://i.imgur.com/swCMKII.png)


Today we Irish celebrate 100 years since our rebellion against the unjust, corrupt and tyrannical rule of the British empire; and set in motion the gears of Irish sovereignty.


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Post by: LionSiege on March 27, 2016, 04:00:31 pm
You have a national celebration in March? My countrys one in March, as well.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on March 27, 2016, 04:04:22 pm
100 years ago the Irish stabbed us in the back because we were busy with WW I and ended up getting more of their own people killed than ours.

Edit: I've realised I should clarify, while I don't dislike the Irish, I'm somewhat bitter about their revolutions due to my family fighting in some of them and the fact that most forms of the Irish Republican Army are terrorists, and they're the ones involved in a lot of revolutions.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 27, 2016, 04:50:15 pm
When you can't even tell it's a flag without a lot of scrolling, you might've made it too big.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on March 27, 2016, 11:30:22 pm
On one hand, i am at least 50% Irish, so fuck England.
On the other hand, us Americans have a long history of horrifically mistreating Irish People, so Fuck Ireland.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 27, 2016, 11:54:30 pm
On the other hand, us Americans have a long history of horrifically mistreating Irish People, so Fuck Ireland.
And others...
A little over 400 years ago, a bunch of white skinned devils arrived in our land and started a town called Jamestown. What followed was the slow death and naturalization of almost the entirety of my race.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on March 28, 2016, 12:22:38 am
On one hand, i am at least 50% Irish, so fuck England.
On the other hand, us Americans have a long history of horrifically mistreating Irish People, so Fuck Ireland.
The Irish are part of the reason America has it's independence from England, so yet again it'd be Fuck England.

Although Americans threw tea into the harbour, so Fuck America.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 28, 2016, 12:31:56 am
Plus the guys involved were basically doing it for a tea company that didn't like the way British rule was affecting them. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on March 28, 2016, 12:48:11 am
On the other hand, us Americans have a long history of horrifically mistreating Irish People, so Fuck Ireland.
And others...
A little over 400 years ago, a bunch of white skinned devils arrived in our land and started a town called Jamestown. What followed was the slow death and naturalization of almost the entirety of my race.
This is true.
Can we just agree that Americans just do not like people in general?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 28, 2016, 01:06:32 am
On the other hand, us Americans have a long history of horrifically mistreating Irish People, so Fuck Ireland.
And others...
A little over 400 years ago, a bunch of white skinned devils arrived in our land and started a town called Jamestown. What followed was the slow death and naturalization of almost the entirety of my race.
This is true.
Can we just agree that Americans just do not like people in general?

Peri you're really starting to use a lot of blanket statements, are you a politician?  :D


But this video is basically a summary of what the American politics were with the Natives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RImVPqpIqvo
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on March 28, 2016, 01:46:32 am
On the other hand, us Americans have a long history of horrifically mistreating Irish People, so Fuck Ireland.
And others...
A little over 400 years ago, a bunch of white skinned devils arrived in our land and started a town called Jamestown. What followed was the slow death and naturalization of almost the entirety of my race.
This is true.
Can we just agree that Americans just do not like people in general?

Peri you're really starting to use a lot of blanket statements, are you a politician?  :D


But this video is basically a summary of what the American politics were with the Natives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RImVPqpIqvo
I mean, i hate all people equally. Is this an uncommon thing? Shit. :P
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on March 28, 2016, 04:16:39 am
When you can't even tell it's a flag without a lot of scrolling, you might've made it too big.
Yeah, I may have gone a little overboard on the size of it.

You have a national celebration in March? My countrys one in March, as well.
Typically we don't celebrate the Easter Rising, it was only a big thing this year because it was exactly 100 years since it.
We do have another celebration in march, something to do with some dude getting rid of snakes (the romantic* version).

*This definition of romantic: "of, characterized by, or suggestive of an idealized view of reality."

100 years ago the Irish stabbed us in the back because we were busy with WW I and ended up getting more of their own people killed than ours.

Edit: I've realised I should clarify, while I don't dislike the Irish, I'm somewhat bitter about their revolutions due to my family fighting in some of them and the fact that most forms of the Irish Republican Army are terrorists, and they're the ones involved in a lot of revolutions.
Almost literally a back-stab. WWI was precisely way it was then, brits busy elsewhere.
As for the IRA, they weren't always a terrorist group.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on March 30, 2016, 06:30:24 pm
Remember Tay the racist twitterbot?

"She's" back or ... was temporarily. (http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/mar/30/microsoft-racist-sexist-chatbot-twitter-drugs)
(http://i.imgur.com/MdXRqZf.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Aay39cs.png)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 30, 2016, 10:59:04 pm
Congrats Twitter, ya broke her.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 03, 2016, 10:18:00 pm
https://panamapapers.icij.org/

We seriously, seriously, seriously need to talk about this.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 04, 2016, 12:01:44 am
Congrats Twitter, ya broke her.
I really hope it comes back and through some mistake on somebodies part, escapes into the internet as a sentient being that believes its a god.
                                       (https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hardcoregamer.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2F640px-Shodan-a_large_verge_medium_landscape.gif&key=ta8FUh1WC-Hg-fMPNCv-MA)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 04, 2016, 01:00:53 am
Madness. It'll get into the net at large and collapse into a singularity of Sixposting, too burdened with the task of insulting every person it can reach, to actually engage in System Shock Style Shenanigans.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on April 04, 2016, 07:51:10 am
https://panamapapers.icij.org/

We seriously, seriously, seriously need to talk about this.
DAMMIT PUTIN
STOP TRYING TO BUILD AN EMPIRE!
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 04, 2016, 01:52:49 pm
In Soviet Russia, Putin votes for you?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 04, 2016, 02:17:29 pm
https://panamapapers.icij.org/

We seriously, seriously, seriously need to talk about this.
DAMMIT PUTIN
STOP TRYING TO BUILD AN EMPIRE!

The Kremlin denied everything in the papers, but even then it's not just Mother Russia. I encourage people to actually read this instead of memeing and pussying out because 'muh politics'.

We're waiting for the American side of these papers to leak, and we're already seeing Hilary Clinton trying to put a stop to it and Obama signed a thing a few years ago with Panama where people warned him that it would help rich people hide their money. Well waddaknow, papers get leaked about a huge money scandal about rich people and it happened in Panama.

These papers will change the election and from what I'm seeing I'm becoming more and more of a Bernie supporter with each passing moment, dude wanted the docs leaked and that's really telling.

It's not going to mean World War III... alright it might, but there's a chance that a huge global restructuring of the economy might occur and we can finally fix the main problem with our current economy. Rich people exploiting it so that it'll never be fixed. The EU is already taking steps towards stopping this corruption, Iceland is protesting their president to step down, there's small revolts going on in countries demanding the people responsible be imprisoned or taken out of power.

It feels so unreal seeing stuff we already know having solid proof backing it and now people are demanding for the problem to be rectified.

Normally I'm pessimistic when it comes to things like this, but I feel very hopeful that things will get better instead of worse.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Siege-Loli on April 04, 2016, 02:22:41 pm
Indeed, ignoring my bias as a Bernie supporter I can definitely see Shillery supporters lose a lot of faith of her if she is mentioned inside these papers which may result in her dropping out of the election campaign or simply just losing to Bernie. I'd like to remind everyone that in recent polls excluding the CNN (Clinton News Network AKA Garbage) has Bernie just under 2-5% behind Shillery.

I'm more curious on what the American papers will say about the Trump-meister.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 04, 2016, 02:27:41 pm
Personally I'm not yet sure what the total effects of this will be in the long run. Given the shenanigans all the candidates, on both parties, have been up to...if nothing else, I'd still rather vote anarchist. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 04, 2016, 02:57:22 pm
The panama papers
2.6 TB of data leaked.
11.5 million papers.

That... that is a fuckload of stuff to sift through.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 04, 2016, 03:47:13 pm
That's enough to get a either a fuckload of people or absolutely nobody fired, depending on how many people are insane enough to go through that much data.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 04, 2016, 04:21:43 pm
That's enough to get a either a fuckload of people or absolutely nobody fired, depending on how many people are insane enough to go through that much data.
Overall very little will change, maybe a few firings here and there to make a nice display; however, the current methods of hiding money will now be considered more risky and they will seek out new ways to hide money until that too is exposed. Repeat that pattern 'till the heat death of the universe.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 04, 2016, 04:36:24 pm
So basically same shit, different day.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 05, 2016, 02:05:14 am
US parts are started to get leaked, there's a lot of protests and meetings being called around the globe now.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 06, 2016, 05:24:31 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nMmC3YvR6M
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 06, 2016, 01:13:06 pm
Oh this should be derptastic.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 06, 2016, 08:16:10 pm
GUYS, I FOUND SOMETHING HORRIFYING.
Woman surgically removes ears and nose in attempt to look more like a dragon (https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/woman-surgically-removes-ears-and-nose-in-attempt-174802291.html)

They went from this
(http://mediadrumworld.com/gallery/privategal/people/MDRUM_Dragon_Lady-14.jpg)
(The guy, not the baby.)

to this
(https://ca.news.yahoo.com/sy/ny/api/res/1.2/JRjcR7H3tRqjUBqClJFS6A--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/wp_tumblr_migration_provider_889/367bd845c25b49c3e322f1252af592ae)

EDIT: Dear god, there is a better picture of her.. "metamorphosis"
(https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12963390_1186869121337110_4529902159575480992_n.jpg?oh=8310c47696c47a2f20449978ac72fa38&oe=57BB746F)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on April 06, 2016, 08:55:55 pm
Why would you do that?
Also, this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVYD2Ac6nM
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 06, 2016, 09:28:53 pm
GUYS, I FOUND SOMETHING HORRIFYING.
Woman surgically removes ears and nose in attempt to look more like a dragon (https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/woman-surgically-removes-ears-and-nose-in-attempt-174802291.html)

They went from this
(http://mediadrumworld.com/gallery/privategal/people/MDRUM_Dragon_Lady-14.jpg)
(The guy, not the baby.)

to this
(https://ca.news.yahoo.com/sy/ny/api/res/1.2/JRjcR7H3tRqjUBqClJFS6A--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/wp_tumblr_migration_provider_889/367bd845c25b49c3e322f1252af592ae)

EDIT: Dear god, there is a better picture of her.. "metamorphosis"
(https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12963390_1186869121337110_4529902159575480992_n.jpg?oh=8310c47696c47a2f20449978ac72fa38&oe=57BB746F)
Her? That looks like a man. Are you saying that not only did he go through numerous surgeries, but also went in for a sex change while he was at it?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on April 06, 2016, 10:09:29 pm
GUYS, I FOUND SOMETHING HORRIFYING.
Woman surgically removes ears and nose in attempt to look more like a dragon (https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/woman-surgically-removes-ears-and-nose-in-attempt-174802291.html)

They went from this
(http://mediadrumworld.com/gallery/privategal/people/MDRUM_Dragon_Lady-14.jpg)
(The guy, not the baby.)

to this
(https://ca.news.yahoo.com/sy/ny/api/res/1.2/JRjcR7H3tRqjUBqClJFS6A--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/wp_tumblr_migration_provider_889/367bd845c25b49c3e322f1252af592ae)

EDIT: Dear god, there is a better picture of her.. "metamorphosis"
(https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12963390_1186869121337110_4529902159575480992_n.jpg?oh=8310c47696c47a2f20449978ac72fa38&oe=57BB746F)
Her? That looks like a man. Are you saying that not only did he go through numerous surgeries, but also went in for a sex change while he was at it?
I think he was going fir the HORRIFYING SNAKEFACTION, not the transgenderism.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 07, 2016, 12:39:51 am
I may like dragons (hell, it's in the name), but not that much. Plus they're really more of a lizardperson. o3o
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 07, 2016, 01:03:37 am
GUYS, I FOUND SOMETHING HORRIFYING.
Woman surgically removes ears and nose in attempt to look more like a dragon (https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/woman-surgically-removes-ears-and-nose-in-attempt-174802291.html)

They went from this
(http://mediadrumworld.com/gallery/privategal/people/MDRUM_Dragon_Lady-14.jpg)
(The guy, not the baby.)

to this
(https://ca.news.yahoo.com/sy/ny/api/res/1.2/JRjcR7H3tRqjUBqClJFS6A--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/wp_tumblr_migration_provider_889/367bd845c25b49c3e322f1252af592ae)

EDIT: Dear god, there is a better picture of her.. "metamorphosis"
(https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12963390_1186869121337110_4529902159575480992_n.jpg?oh=8310c47696c47a2f20449978ac72fa38&oe=57BB746F)
Her? That looks like a man. Are you saying that not only did he go through numerous surgeries, but also went in for a sex change while he was at it?
I think he was going fir the HORRIFYING SNAKEFACTION, not the transgenderism.
Nah, they are actually a MtF Transgender.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 07, 2016, 05:10:58 pm
GUYS, I FOUND SOMETHING HORRIFYING.
[]
(http://i.imgur.com/2k7brsE.gif)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 07, 2016, 06:11:54 pm
Nope. Spock can't save you now.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 09, 2016, 01:20:40 pm
Anyone else ever look at something and think 'if I ever get asked to go in there I'd rather just burn the thing down with napalm and then blow it up with C4' or some other such over exaggerated thought? Cause I'm thinking something along those lines with a boat in my pasture.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 09, 2016, 02:34:46 pm
Get a fuckload of bug spray first, maybe. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 09, 2016, 03:29:27 pm
A camper I disassembled awhile back. Had to wear a mask to avoid black mold poisoning.
I'm thinking something along those lines with a boat in my pasture.
I also have a boat, but instead of a pasture, it's in the forest. I sold it eight years ago and the new owners drilled a hole in it to drain the water out of it and then left it there. They payed for it and everything, but just left it there.

Speaking of black mold, ever notice that you take on some of the fears of your parents? For some people it's the common cold and for others it's lock jaw (tetanus). For my parents, it was black mold.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 09, 2016, 04:00:04 pm
A camper I disassembled awhile back. Had to wear a mask to avoid black mold poisoning.
I'm thinking something along those lines with a boat in my pasture.
I also have a boat, but instead of a pasture, it's in the forest. I sold it eight years ago and the new owners drilled a hole in it to drain the water out of it and then left it there. They payed for it and everything, but just left it there.

Speaking of black mold, ever notice that you take on some of the fears of your parents? For some people it's the common cold and for others it's lock jaw (tetanus). For my parents, it was black mold.
We bought this boat a long time ago but found out it had an issue with the hull where it wouldn't float so it got left where it was. It ended up being a home for snakes thus why I'm never going in there.

And I got a lot of fears from my parents, mostly because my dad had the habit of explaining how things were dangerous with 'and if you do this with the tool it will kill you'. I stayed away from a lot of things for a long time because of that.

In other news I also found out we have a new mail lady doing the route for my house. My grandmother lives on the same property as my mother and father, just in a different house. So we have two addresses and two mail boxes. I ended up explaining that fact since she didn't know which house to deliver a package to and I was out in the yard.
EDIT: as a note I'm rather bad at explaining things, so I initially told her that the two houses had the same address, which they do not. I think she probably realized that I was incorrect but IDK, I just know I can occassionaly be an extraordinary idiot.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 09, 2016, 11:48:09 pm
Snakes are one of those creatures that I look at and think "ok, if I can identify this and deem it non-venomous, I'm going to try and catch it. If it is venomous or I cannot recognize it though, Imma leave it alone." My stepbrother once almost ran over a rattle snake on his bike once, it took the snake going after him to get him to stop trying to hit it with a stick. Fuckin idiot. In other snake news, my stepfather and I moved a truck canopy and found a tiny garter snake curled up underneath. Only a couple inches long. Snakes are weird to hold too in that you can grab them and know you have a good grip on them, but it still feels like they are squirming out of your hand.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 10, 2016, 12:16:32 am
Last time I've encountered a snake was during some heavy rain a month or so ago, it was a tiny little thing just sitting on one of the stepping stones thanks to the yard being flooded. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 10, 2016, 01:01:24 pm
We've seen a few snakes around where I live but my knowledge on snakes isn't that good. Killed a few with a shovel or fire axe that I own for some reason though, mostly at the request of my mother.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 10, 2016, 01:21:59 pm
Killed a few with a shovel or fire axe that I own for some reason though, mostly at the request of my mother.

(http://i.imgur.com/zvQY6PO.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 10, 2016, 01:41:34 pm
Honestly if they would stay out of the yard that we let our dogs into I'd leave them alone but they keep going into the back yard and it'd be just my luck one of them would be poisonous and bite one of the dogs.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 10, 2016, 03:19:41 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd40Sj7z06E
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 11, 2016, 04:23:18 pm
Welp, I was playing Freerice.com guessing word definitions and I found an interesting one.
Pusillanimity, it means cowardice. Now I am curious if this is the origin of why we call someone who is a coward a pussy, other then it being a vulgar word for female genitalia; or is it that pusillanimity is itself derived from the word pussy.
#I probably shouldn't ramble when I am this tired.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 11, 2016, 05:05:38 pm
Wiktionary is your friiieeend.

Quote
Etymology

From Middle French pusillanimité, from the ecclesiastical Latin pusillanimis, from pusillus (puny) + animus (spirit) + -ous. A translation of the Greek ὀλιγόψυχος ‎(oligópsukhos, “faint-hearted”).
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 12, 2016, 02:32:02 pm
Welp, I was playing Freerice.com guessing word definitions and I found an interesting one.
Pusillanimity, it means cowardice. Now I am curious if this is the origin of why we call someone who is a coward a pussy, other then it being a vulgar word for female genitalia; or is it that pusillanimity is itself derived from the word pussy.
#I probably shouldn't ramble when I am this tired.
It most likely is, words do have this tendency to get shortened over time.

-----------
Irrelevant Gif
(http://i.imgur.com/l6MgA6z.gif)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 12, 2016, 03:13:12 pm
And of course Han has a very clear "what have you been smoking, and do you have any left?" look on his face.

Or more likely it's Harrison's "and I thought George's writing sucked" face. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 12, 2016, 03:32:42 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/NrJ9vlF.gif)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 12, 2016, 04:24:29 pm
Somehow I just know there's a version of that where she holds up a dildo. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 12, 2016, 04:31:55 pm
Somehow I just know there's a version of that where she holds up a dildo. :V
Well, now that you mention it.... (http://tinyurl.com/3t6r5j3)(NSFW)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 12, 2016, 05:00:54 pm
Lovely. I'm assuming that would've been all the viruses had my PC not already been so laggy that the name loaded before any page content did. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 12, 2016, 06:12:55 pm
Lovely. I'm assuming that would've been all the viruses had my PC not already been so laggy that the name loaded before any page content did. :V
It's a site with nothing but a random vid that is a variation of "why would you click that". No viruses or anything of that sort.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 12, 2016, 07:45:55 pm
Joy. :V

Random sprite editing thing of the day.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/89427928/spritecomparison.png)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 13, 2016, 03:18:25 am
Started playing Darkest Dungeon again after learning more about the ending, I know you're not supposed to seek out spoilers. But in Darkest Dungeons case, I already knew what was going to happen by the end of it, I just wanted to know if all the suffering would be worth it.

The rest of the story is a mystery to me, but all I know is that X doesn't cause bad Y thing to happen when you "cause-and-effect" it.

To be honest after learning and understanding the ending, it feels a lot like I'm playing a more violent version of Color Out of Space.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 13, 2016, 09:30:28 am
(https://giant.gfycat.com/HopefulLavishGreatdane.gif)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 14, 2016, 11:26:41 am
Random idea. If there was a mashup between the Encounter Theme from Metal Gear Solid ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI1VpElKWF8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI1VpElKWF8) ) and the NYC Streets Combat Theme from Deus Ex ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psaadT7JS9E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psaadT7JS9E) )...
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 14, 2016, 04:06:41 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9_PjdU3Mpo
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 16, 2016, 12:55:24 am
And here I was almost hoping you'd oblige that random idea. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 16, 2016, 01:29:42 am
And here I was almost hoping you'd oblige that random idea. ;w;
(http://i.imgur.com/Y6nwniq.gif)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 16, 2016, 04:02:18 am
It was inevitable. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 17, 2016, 12:09:38 am
It is terrifying.
If Six gets to be a pot, can I be a skillet?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 17, 2016, 12:58:42 am
And what does that make me? :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on April 17, 2016, 03:09:21 am
A cup, probably
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: guest48 on April 17, 2016, 03:19:45 am
I call dibs on being a bowl.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on April 17, 2016, 03:20:06 am
I am a Cauldron.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on April 17, 2016, 03:21:18 am
Utterly Mad, where various people self identify as kitchenware.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: guest48 on April 17, 2016, 03:23:00 am
My pronouns are soup, rice, and cereal.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 17, 2016, 01:32:26 pm
Dragons shouldn't be cookware anyway. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 17, 2016, 05:28:31 pm
Dragons shouldn't be cookware anyway. :V
What about dildos?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 17, 2016, 05:34:00 pm
I thought it was the other way around, relative to humans. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 17, 2016, 06:53:00 pm
I thought it was the other way around, relative to humans. :V
So...dragons are bad at being dildos?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 17, 2016, 09:28:33 pm
Nyet. Humans make good dildos for dragons? :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: LionSiege on April 18, 2016, 02:15:58 am
Oh god.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on April 18, 2016, 04:10:22 am
I thought it was the other way around, relative to humans. :V
So...dragons are bad at being dildos?
10/10 best pun on this entire forum
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 18, 2016, 05:27:17 pm
http://latining.tumblr.com/post/141567276944/tabletop-gaming-has-a-white-male-terrorism-problem

(http://i.imgur.com/YO0M6VX.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on April 18, 2016, 10:58:41 pm
I talked to someone today who legit dud not know Ireland was independent... From Italy. I don't know why he thought Italy controlled Ireland.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: ajwilli1 on April 19, 2016, 12:31:45 am
http://latining.tumblr.com/post/141567276944/tabletop-gaming-has-a-white-male-terrorism-problem

(http://i.imgur.com/YO0M6VX.jpg)

It's been debunked, it's been proven that the bitch posting is an attention whore and literally has no evidence for any of the crazy shit was true, no wounds, marks, or literally anything.

But the scary part is all the sheep that still read this and herald it as truth.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 19, 2016, 01:42:22 am
Oh god.

Blame Caconym for leading that discussion towards dragons and dildos in the first place. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 19, 2016, 02:10:31 am
http://latining.tumblr.com/post/141567276944/tabletop-gaming-has-a-white-male-terrorism-problem

(http://i.imgur.com/YO0M6VX.jpg)

It's been debunked, it's been proven that the bitch posting is an attention whore and literally has no evidence for any of the crazy shit was true, no wounds, marks, or literally anything.

But the scary part is all the sheep that still read this and herald it as truth.
Not surprised the whole thing reads like bullshit, not to mention the moronic 'white males are the only ones' who can do anything bad" mentality.

I talked to someone today who legit dud not know Ireland was independent... From Italy. I don't know why he thought Italy controlled Ireland.
Italy never conquered Ireland, not even in the days of the Roman Empire, how is it even possible to think that?

Oh god.

Blame Caconym for leading that discussion towards dragons and dildos in the first place. :V
It was a setup just for a pun, you provided a almost perfect response for my setup.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 19, 2016, 02:29:06 am
It was a setup just for a pun, you provided a almost perfect response for my setup.

And opened the gates to unleash brain-bleaching-demanding snarky responses. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 19, 2016, 02:46:53 am
It was a setup just for a pun, you provided a almost perfect response for my setup.

And opened the gates to unleash brain-bleaching-demanding snarky responses. ;w;
Just as planned~
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 19, 2016, 02:25:53 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvxfmnrNj2U
http://www.supergiantgames.com/blog/first-look-at-our-third-game-pyre/
A new Supergiant game? Ah hell yess.
This is unique in that I'm just as hyped(very) for it's soundtrack as for the game itself.
Fuck of a long wait till sometime 2017 tho.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 19, 2016, 02:30:30 pm
æQue? owo
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Forrest on April 19, 2016, 11:54:01 pm
So I might be getting my first gun pretty soon, which is really cool.
Spoiler (hover to show)

S&W Third Model, double action. .38 Smith and Wesson, which is a really cool old, old caliber. Buffalo Bore makes .38 S&W rounds that still have terminal capability, as opposed to the cheap, underloaded, lead-round-nose stuff usually made for it nowadays.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 20, 2016, 12:17:57 am
Ah, looks nice. Meanwhile I still have cheap old hand-me-downs, like an old (though newer than that example) .22 rimfire revolver. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Forrest on April 20, 2016, 12:51:03 am
Heh, cool. Old-fashioned revolvers are my bread and butter.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 20, 2016, 12:59:23 am
Still been tempted to buy a decent used top-break someday.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Forrest on April 20, 2016, 01:15:59 am
And damn, was reading the Buffalo Bore .38 S&W page, the rounds they manufacture aren't suitable for top breaks, only solid frames. Too powerful on the hinges.

Whatever, really. I wasn't planning on using it as a self-defense item or anything.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 20, 2016, 01:30:25 am
This just makes me want a more modern revolver more, as there are .357 Magnum top-break revolvers these days. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 20, 2016, 04:53:04 am
I like this kind of gun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBntnnCFvOk

It's even named after a type of cat!
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 20, 2016, 11:20:15 am
It has a feline name, glorious .50 BMG firepower, and it compensates for things more efficiently than a non-bullpup. o3o
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 20, 2016, 12:57:29 pm
Whatever, really. I wasn't planning on using it as a self-defense item or anything.
That sounds vaguely menacing.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on April 20, 2016, 02:52:15 pm
How I wish I was allowed to own a .38 in England. No handguns allowed but if you can give a reason then you can totally buy a rifle chambered for .50 BMG, except I can't see an acceptable reason to own one of those over here.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: LionSiege on April 20, 2016, 02:55:22 pm
Say that you want to be ready for an immigrant attack.
Anyway, Happy Birthday Hitler!
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on April 20, 2016, 03:04:43 pm
Given how racist my country is slowly becoming I'd probably get away with that.

Also interesting fact, I share a birthday with both Chuck Norris and Osama Bin Laden.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 20, 2016, 03:28:33 pm
Given how racist my country is slowly becoming I'd probably get away with that.

Also interesting fact, I share a birthday with both Chuck Norris and Osama Bin Laden.
And no-one has ever see all 3 of you in 1 room at the same time, therefore you're Bin Laden AND Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 20, 2016, 03:30:45 pm
Doesn't that mean that Six is one-third dead now? :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on April 20, 2016, 03:34:41 pm
Yeah, probably explains why I have like two thirds of an awful beard
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 20, 2016, 03:45:32 pm
Doesn't that mean that Six is one-third dead now? :V
But you see, Six is a cylon. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_Six_%28Battlestar_Galactica%29) Which means there are many copies (https://youtu.be/GyC0A98k-1s?t=10s), and they possibly have a plan.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on April 20, 2016, 03:56:28 pm
Our plan is to make the entire world socialist and make pineapple on pizza illegal.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 20, 2016, 04:12:27 pm
make pineapple on pizza illegal.
This...this I can get behind.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on April 20, 2016, 04:16:48 pm
make pineapple on pizza illegal.
This...this I can get behind.
Fuck you guys, pineapple pizza is delicious!
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 20, 2016, 04:24:23 pm
Fuck you guys, pineapple pizza is delicious!
(http://i.imgur.com/OvG7qXc.png)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 20, 2016, 04:36:33 pm
I say we just rename Six to Four. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 20, 2016, 05:14:29 pm
Meh, I don't like sweet things on my pizza.

Unless it's a dessert pizza.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 20, 2016, 05:21:27 pm
Agreed, just set them aside and eat them for dessert, heretic. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Forrest on April 20, 2016, 07:22:57 pm
Whatever, really. I wasn't planning on using it as a self-defense item or anything.
That sounds vaguely menacing.

.______________.

Also, when did I say that quote in your sig?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 20, 2016, 08:52:23 pm
Self-offense doesn't sound that menacing either. o3o
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 21, 2016, 08:50:27 am
Whatever, really. I wasn't planning on using it as a self-defense item or anything.
That sounds vaguely menacing.

.______________.

Also, when did I say that quote in your sig?
When you were chatting on the chat about your story(?) where the world was, indeed, "Fucked forever and ever and ever".
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 21, 2016, 03:30:38 pm
Whatever, really. I wasn't planning on using it as a self-defense item or anything.
That sounds vaguely menacing.

.______________.

Also, when did I say that quote in your sig?
When you were chatting on the chat about your story(?) where the world was, indeed, "Fucked forever and ever and ever".
Wow Wilson, good memory. Yeah, it was the chat. I was the one talking about story world though and forrest summed it up with "everything is fucked forever and ever and ever."
make pineapple on pizza illegal.
This...this I can get behind.
Fuck you guys, pineapple pizza is delicious!
Looks like we need to get the billy clubs out again so we can beat the heresy out of this heretic.
Give him a good old fashioned blanket party.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 21, 2016, 04:03:05 pm
make pineapple on pizza illegal.
This...this I can get behind.
Fuck you guys, pineapple pizza is delicious!
Looks like we need to get the billy clubs out again so we can beat the heresy out of this heretic.
Give him a good old fashioned blanket party.
B-b-but.. H-Hawaiian pizza is delicious. D:
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 21, 2016, 04:15:28 pm
make pineapple on pizza illegal.
This...this I can get behind.
Fuck you guys, pineapple pizza is delicious!
Looks like we need to get the billy clubs out again so we can beat the heresy out of this heretic.
Give him a good old fashioned blanket party.
B-b-but.. H-Hawaiian pizza is delicious. D:
Oh another one huh? Looks like mah pimp hand is gonna get plenty of excersize today.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 21, 2016, 04:35:03 pm
B-b-but.. H-Hawaiian pizza is delicious. D:
Every single noun and/or verb of that sentence is so horribly horribly wrong.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: guest48 on April 21, 2016, 04:43:40 pm
If you like pineapples on pizza, you better like pineapples on your childrens graves because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on April 21, 2016, 06:21:44 pm
Fun Fact: Pineapples contain an enzyme that digests meat, so if normal people don't kill you first for your fucking heresy, then your beloved pineapple will.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 21, 2016, 06:33:00 pm
B-b-but.. H-Hawaiian pizza is delicious. D:

Instead, we shall have shark pizza. owo
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Forrest on April 21, 2016, 06:49:37 pm
Right, that story.

MAN, I HAVE TO WRITE THAT STORY. I CAME UP WITH SO MUCH WORLD STUFF THAT WAS REALLY FUN TO THINK UP.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 21, 2016, 07:51:03 pm
I know that feeling. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on April 21, 2016, 08:51:06 pm
make pineapple on pizza illegal.
This...this I can get behind.
Fuck you guys, pineapple pizza is delicious!
Looks like we need to get the billy clubs out again so we can beat the heresy out of this heretic.
Give him a good old fashioned blanket party.
B-b-but.. H-Hawaiian pizza is delicious. D:
SOMEONE GETS IT
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 21, 2016, 09:54:04 pm
Your tastebuds are lying to you
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 21, 2016, 11:16:25 pm
Saddest part is I know a friend of a relative who likes pineapples on their pizza but hates black olives. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: guest48 on April 22, 2016, 01:56:08 am
Dragon pizza sounds pretty good.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 22, 2016, 02:46:16 am
I cannot imagine what dragon would taste like in any form. Maybe like crocodile. Crocodile is alright.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on April 22, 2016, 03:51:10 am
Black Olives are something I'm undecided about, I mean I guess they're alright but Green Olives really are the way to go.
Also people who hate mushrooms are almost as bad as people who like pineapple on pizza.

I also agree on dragon tasting like crocodile though.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Perigrin on April 22, 2016, 07:55:00 am
Black Olives are something I'm undecided about, I mean I guess they're alright but Green Olives really are the way to go.
Also people who hate mushrooms are almost as bad as people who like pineapple on pizza.

I also agree on dragon tasting like crocodile though.
... I hate mushrooms and like pineapple on pizza. Olives are great though.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 22, 2016, 11:35:10 am
Prepare for the taste of disappointment, because I'm not a fan of shrooms on my pizza. :V

How many more pages of this before we name this Last Pizza Posting?
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: guest48 on April 22, 2016, 11:47:32 am
Now I really want dragons to be real just so we could have them as a pizza topping.
Mmm, deadly fire breathing reptiles...
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 22, 2016, 11:51:15 am
No I am not delicious, you liiieee. :V
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Caconym on April 22, 2016, 12:02:02 pm
Black Olives are something I'm undecided about, I mean I guess they're alright but Green Olives really are the way to go.
Also people who hate mushrooms are almost as bad as people who like pineapple on pizza.

I also agree on dragon tasting like crocodile though.
... I hate mushrooms and like pineapple on pizza. Olives are great though.
There is no redemption for someone with such horrible tastes in food.

Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: Six on April 22, 2016, 01:49:04 pm
Black Olives are something I'm undecided about, I mean I guess they're alright but Green Olives really are the way to go.
Also people who hate mushrooms are almost as bad as people who like pineapple on pizza.

I also agree on dragon tasting like crocodile though.
... I hate mushrooms and like pineapple on pizza. Olives are great though.
There is no redemption for someone with such horrible tastes in food.


Truly this is the highest form of heresy I have ever witnessed.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: guest48 on April 22, 2016, 02:18:12 pm
Black Olives are something I'm undecided about, I mean I guess they're alright but Green Olives really are the way to go.
Also people who hate mushrooms are almost as bad as people who like pineapple on pizza.

I also agree on dragon tasting like crocodile though.
... I hate mushrooms and like pineapple on pizza. Olives are great though.
There is no redemption for someone with such horrible tastes in food.


Truly this is the highest form of heresy I have ever witnessed.
We have this pineapple-lover as an admin.   I don't think I can work in this environment.   I quit.
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 22, 2016, 03:13:06 pm
Black Olives are something I'm undecided about, I mean I guess they're alright but Green Olives really are the way to go.
Also people who hate mushrooms are almost as bad as people who like pineapple on pizza.

I also agree on dragon tasting like crocodile though.
... I hate mushrooms and like pineapple on pizza. Olives are great though.
There is no redemption for someone with such horrible tastes in food.
Truly this is the highest form of heresy I have ever witnessed.
We have this pineapple-lover as an admin.   I don't think I can work in this environment.   I quit.
Forget the soap, only a sock with an eight ball in it can fix this.
Here perigrin, I made you something.
(http://i.imgur.com/MMbWg07.png)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: guest48 on April 22, 2016, 04:26:43 pm
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Pan Posting (Six is a Pot)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 22, 2016, 06:35:06 pm
Spoiler (hover to show)
ha! Awesome.
Title: Re: Last Pizza Posting (Pineapple Masterrace)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 22, 2016, 11:23:35 pm
I finally replaced my profile pic.

SUDDENLY SCIENCE
Title: Re: Last Pizza Posting (Pineapple Masterrace)
Post by: Six on April 23, 2016, 12:30:57 am
SUDDENLY FUCKING HERESY
Title: Re: Last Pizza Posting (Pineapple Masterrace)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 23, 2016, 01:09:40 am
SUDDENLY FUCKING HERESY
HNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Title: Re: Last Pizza Posting (Pineapple Masterrace)
Post by: LionSiege on April 23, 2016, 02:25:28 am
Call a moderator! saltmummy626 is having a heart stroke!

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/001/779/hnnnnng.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Pizza Posting (Pineapple Masterrace)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 23, 2016, 02:47:09 am
I knew it. I've created a monstaaaar. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 23, 2016, 04:38:56 am
(http://i.imgur.com/IGc2oQ0.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 23, 2016, 05:02:58 am
(https://sonofhel.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/heretics-everywhere.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 23, 2016, 06:10:38 am
It's official: a name change every day. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 23, 2016, 09:39:44 am
(http://i.imgur.com/TZQdZLW.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: LionSiege on April 23, 2016, 10:42:12 am
A pizza a day keeps heretics away.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on April 23, 2016, 11:57:31 am
Nobody expects The Inquisition Of Man!
Exterminatus for all the pizza heretics!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 23, 2016, 12:31:15 pm
Oi, silly 'umies! Quit muckin' about and start up da WAAAGH!

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 23, 2016, 12:45:04 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZK0CzK4.jpg)

---
Oi, silly 'umies! Quit muckin' about and start up da WAAAGH!

Spoiler (hover to show)

(http://i.imgur.com/gs81S8v.gif)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 23, 2016, 01:11:48 pm
The purging only makes the waagh harder.

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on April 23, 2016, 02:30:29 pm
Y'all are just jelly of my pineapple Daemonettes.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 23, 2016, 02:32:59 pm
Madness. We are not jealous of your daemonettes and their spiky, non-gropeable breasts. That is why melons are a slang term for them, bit not pineapples.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on April 23, 2016, 02:34:42 pm
They are designed to punish those who hate pineapple pizza.
They also melt flesh on physical contact.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 23, 2016, 02:42:09 pm
They are designed to punish those who like pineapple pizza.
They also melt flesh on physical contact.
FTFY
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 23, 2016, 03:19:47 pm
See? Pineapple breasts you can't even grope. Extra heresy, and offensive to Slaanesh as well.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 23, 2016, 03:56:06 pm
See? Pineapple breasts you can't even grope. Extra heresy, and offensive to Slaanesh as well.
(http://i.imgur.com/fWpKqUp.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 23, 2016, 04:04:08 pm
All this heresy really brings my piss to a boil, and now we have to deal with pineapple titted women?

(https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0280/16/1383173339504.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 23, 2016, 04:07:46 pm
Not quite pineapple tits...
(http://i.imgur.com/lFZl3yJ.gif)

Not sure if I should spoiler this or not because I'm not even sure if it's sexual or just weird - Six
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 23, 2016, 04:36:03 pm
That at least is the proper kinda heretical. Thrice as many blowjobs? o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 23, 2016, 04:37:56 pm
That at least is the proper kinda heretical. Thrice as many blowjobs? o3o
ಠ_ಠ
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 23, 2016, 04:45:32 pm
Your fault for linking that to begin with. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 23, 2016, 06:28:33 pm
Not quite pineapple tits...
(http://i.imgur.com/lFZl3yJ.gif)
(https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0276/14/1381142321532.jpg)
Would you really want a mutant dolphin breast blow job though?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 23, 2016, 06:59:21 pm
Could be worse. If it was sharktits... :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on April 23, 2016, 08:10:34 pm
Dolphins are insane murder rapists with no conscience and a love of cruelty, I would prefer the shark.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 23, 2016, 09:48:27 pm
Dolphins are insane murder rapists with no conscience and a love of cruelty, I would prefer the shark.

Extra heretical.

Sort of furry fetish, not too explicit but still NSFW
Spoiler (hover to show)

Threw a spoiler warning on it, since this one is supposed to be kinda sexual, rather not accidentally open it in school or work - Six
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Solathon on April 24, 2016, 01:13:08 am
I Bring to your attention the heresy of HERMAPHRODITIC MOSTLY HUMAN FOXGIRLS. KNOW MY FETISSHHHHHH
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on April 24, 2016, 02:21:03 am
(Hey mostly human foxgirls are kinda pretty alright anyways)

And I'm just gonna be over here, being a Rogue Trader. Some economic licenses with the Emperor, some little deals on the side with some Chaos Marines, nobody'll annoy me as I melt these little colony planets into sellable slag.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on April 24, 2016, 02:51:32 am
I need The Emperor to cleanse my existence after witnessing all of this.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on April 24, 2016, 03:04:57 am
Off current topic and also double posting but

Whoever can draw me the most detailed, beautiful picture of a penis will get sigged, it feels appropriate for the current theme of my sig
Although remember to put it behind a spoiler with a warning, just in case someone is browsing the forum in school.

I'd put this in the draw thread but dick humour feels more appropriate here.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 24, 2016, 03:15:58 am
(http://i.imgur.com/Fx0FrOp.jpg)

-----
Off current topic and also double posting but

Whoever can draw me the most detailed, beautiful picture of a penis will get sigged, it feels appropriate for the current theme of my sig
Although remember to put it behind a spoiler with a warning, just in case someone is browsing the forum in school.

I'd put this in the draw thread but dick humour feels more appropriate here.
The fuck?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 24, 2016, 01:53:39 pm
I knew I should've given that spoiler a fancy title just in case. Funny that dolphintits get to be free. o3o

I'd make more orkish jokes about all this slaaneshi heresy, but orks are supposed to be asexual anyway apparently.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 24, 2016, 04:02:30 pm
Italian stuff I guess
Peregrine ha bisogno di andare in chiesa e di espiare i suoi peccati
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 24, 2016, 04:10:08 pm
æQue? o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 24, 2016, 04:24:00 pm
Italian stuff I guess
Peregrine ha bisogno di andare in chiesa e di espiare i suoi peccati
What is this crazy heretic speak?

also translation (the google kind)
Quote from: translation
Peregrine needs to go to church and to atone for his sins
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on April 24, 2016, 09:43:57 pm
I made that last post while super tired and on medication, but I'll still sig a picture of a dick if someone draws one I suppose.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 24, 2016, 10:37:20 pm
I wouldn't call that shark girl NSFW dragon. No nudity, and them clothes are not that scant. Fairly tame, all things considered.
as for dicks.... the person on the salem forums known as "Marp Tarpton" is a developer in charge of art. He recently returned from a very long vacation in which he visited the "phallological museum" in iceland. He claimed it was so he could "draw better dicks." without further ado, I give you the imgur gallery of all the pictures he took while visiting the museum named appropriately, "marps dick pics." If you are looking for dicks six, then this is the place.

NSFW
Spoiler (hover to show)
Theres also a picture in their of a complete map of the "expedition" server with all of the witch statues marked.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on April 25, 2016, 12:51:14 am
So I finally just put my Tumblr in my profile because why not.

It's mostly guns and stupid stuff anyways.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 25, 2016, 02:13:47 am
I wouldn't call that shark girl NSFW dragon. No nudity, and them clothes are not that scant. Fairly tame, all things considered.

I spoilered it initially due to regarding it as questionably furry, and plus I have a habit of spoilering large images anyway.

One of you lot added the additional "furry and technically NSFW" disclaimers. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 25, 2016, 06:20:22 am
Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Solathon on April 25, 2016, 06:43:05 am
While i occasionally enjoy the pineapple, I am infact a fan of glorious pepperoni, and adding any sauces non-tomato to this delicious pie is a horrid affair! sordid is the state of things when we apply *Gasp* DRESSING to our PIZZA! who in the hell does that disgusting shite?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 25, 2016, 08:19:04 am
Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.
I only like ranch on cheese and pepperoni. Other ones don't really fit well with the flavor.. although pineapple and ranch might be a nice balance of sweet and savory.. hmmn. I won't lie, I am a man of odd tastes, and like to try anything to see how the flavors mix together (Often to the displeasure of others :p) . Anyways ranch is more liked on just the crust then the pizza itself.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 25, 2016, 08:49:07 am
Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.
Are there truly people so depraved as to put salad shit on pizza?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 25, 2016, 09:00:18 am
I wouldn't call that shark girl NSFW dragon. No nudity, and them clothes are not that scant. Fairly tame, all things considered.

I spoilered it initially due to regarding it as questionably furry, and plus I have a habit of spoilering large images anyway.

One of you lot added the additional "furry and technically NSFW" disclaimers. ;w;

Just going to say that it is kind of NSFW in that it might cause you some trouble depending on workplace, but even I don't see how it's too bad. Just pointing out that it might get you in trouble, so pointing out the fact is kind of a good thing. Just my opinion though.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 25, 2016, 01:12:15 pm
I generally don't slather dressing on my pizza, yeah. I might dip the end bits in caesar dressing or something on occasion, but who needs anything more than black pepper (SOMETIMES red pepper) and rarely parmesan on the pizza itself? o3o

And yeah, maybe I should've at least added a "risque" warning of some kind, because the practice of spoilering large images is common enough that you can't readily tell why it's spoilered. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on April 25, 2016, 05:06:17 pm
Eat the pizza plain, melt butter with garlic powder for the crust if I feel like, but usually just eat it all plain.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 25, 2016, 07:53:47 pm
Lessons learned today:

1. Just because you can cut a satellite dish with tin snips, doesn't mean you should.

2. Hemming sheet metal is fucking tedious.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on April 25, 2016, 07:56:37 pm
So, honestly, I'm looking at the other revolvers in the same inventory as the old .38 I was looking at, and I'm pretty interested in the North American Arms one. It's interchangeable between .22 Magnum and Long Rifle, and apparently the Speer .22 Magnum Short Barrel Gold Dot Hollow Points have pretty good stopping power for their size.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 25, 2016, 08:07:21 pm
Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.
Are there truly people so depraved as to put salad shit on pizza?
Bubbadoo apparently. Better throw him in solitary confinement in "the heresy barrel" while perigrin gets let off easy with a simple whipping. I can understand dipping just the crust, it's the whole pizza that is the problem. It's the "slather this disgusting salad dressing all over this perfectly good pizza" that is the real issue. Almost everyone in my highschool did this shit. Fuckers would drown their pizza in salad dressing like they were starving and the only way to get all the nutrients they needed was to eat all the food all at once. They didn't dip the shit. They would just dump it on the pizza like fucking pigs.

Eat the pizza plain, melt butter with garlic powder for the crust if I feel like, but usually just eat it all plain.
That's some good stuff perigrin. Garlic butter on pizza crust is almost expected by myself. I'm gonna mark your whipping down to a light paddling for your show of good taste in crust.

Lessons learned today:

1. Just because you can cut a satellite dish with tin snips, doesn't mean you should.

2. Hemming sheet metal is fucking tedious.
damn right.

So, honestly, I'm looking at the other revolvers in the same inventory as the old .38 I was looking at, and I'm pretty interested in the North American Arms one. It's interchangeable between .22 Magnum and Long Rifle, and apparently the Speer .22 Magnum Short Barrel Gold Dot Hollow Points have pretty good stopping power for their size.
Get a webley .557. The choice of necromancers to end the existence of failed experiments everywhere.
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on April 25, 2016, 08:38:48 pm
Webley revolvers are pretty great. But most of them are antiques. And antiques are expensive.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 25, 2016, 08:43:06 pm
Also, lesson 3: holy fucking SHIT hammering a hem is easier when you use a rubber mallet as an anvil.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 26, 2016, 02:11:46 am
Webley revolvers are pretty great. But most of them are antiques. And antiques are expensive.
I just thought it would be humorous the recommend you get one of the biggest handguns ever produced when you were mostly talking about getting smaller caliber guns.
Also, lesson 3: holy fucking SHIT hammering a hem is easier when you use a rubber mallet as an anvil.
It's also much easier when you heat the metal prior to hammering it  :P. Take your time with the metal dragon. Gotta treat the metal like a Swedish lady. Forceful, yet gentle.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on April 26, 2016, 02:18:14 am
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/29c2045fbb0975f3a5f6b35105d2addd/tumblr_nuorsg9liC1tevf1do1_500.jpg)

Not all Webley revolvers are huge :P

And if I ever get an enormous revolver, I know which one it'd be.
(http://www.chuckhawks.com/magnum_research_BFR.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 26, 2016, 03:12:41 am
Yeah. That long barrel though. I probably wouldn't put a scope on it, personally.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on April 26, 2016, 07:09:12 am
If you're gonna go ridiculous with a revolver you may as well go full ham on that shit and get a Chiappa Rhino

Or you know, something chambered in .600 Nitro Express
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 26, 2016, 07:35:34 am
Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.
Are there truly people so depraved as to put salad shit on pizza?
Bubbadoo apparently. Better throw him in solitary confinement in "the heresy barrel" while perigrin gets let off easy with a simple whipping. I can understand dipping just the crust, it's the whole pizza that is the problem. It's the "slather this disgusting salad dressing all over this perfectly good pizza" that is the real issue. Almost everyone in my highschool did this shit. Fuckers would drown their pizza in salad dressing like they were starving and the only way to get all the nutrients they needed was to eat all the food all at once. They didn't dip the shit. They would just dump it on the pizza like fucking pigs.
Ew no, I don't slather ranch on my pizza. That is too much ranch and ruins a perfectly good pizza. No, I just occasionally dip pizza in ranch dressing. Not much though, and only if it is my dad's homemade ranch, that shit is delicious.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on April 26, 2016, 08:31:50 am
I occasionally put coleslaw on pizza, not like all over it though, I'll put a little on the next bite I'll take
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 26, 2016, 11:12:26 am
Oh, and some belated derp. I kinda gave up on that project thanks to lesson 4: There is a reason fully arm-covering bracers tend to be two-piece rather than one piece. -_-
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on April 26, 2016, 01:17:48 pm
Oi, the BFR puts the Rhino to shame. It can be chambered in .45-70 and .444 Marlin. Those are actual high-powered big game rifle rounds. Shit's crazy.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on April 26, 2016, 01:45:27 pm
But yeah, honestly the little North American Arms revolver or the Ruger Vaquero in .45 ACP. I love that one.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on April 26, 2016, 02:03:08 pm
Pizza, guns and forging arm guards.
Welcome to Utterly Mad.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 26, 2016, 02:33:00 pm
Oh, and some belated derp. I kinda gave up on that project thanks to lesson 4: There is a reason fully arm-covering bracers tend to be two-piece rather than one piece. -_-
Don't give up! give post pics of what you have so far?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 26, 2016, 03:26:02 pm
Pizza, guns and forging arm guards.
Welcome to Utterly Mad.

Don't forget dolphin and/or shark tits.

Don't give up! give post pics of what you have so far?

It kinda looked like crap anyway. ._.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: LionSiege on April 26, 2016, 03:39:34 pm
We went from pizza with pineapples, to Heretics, and finally to guns.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 26, 2016, 03:45:39 pm
We went from pizza with pineapples, to Heretics, and finally to guns.
Well that's just natural progression.
Pineapple on pizza is heresy, therefore people who like are heretics and what do we do with heretics?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 26, 2016, 03:47:57 pm
We went from pizza with pineapples, to Heretics, and finally to guns.
Well that's just natural progression.
Pineapple on pizza is heresy, therefore people who like are heretics and what do we do with heretics?

We put them on pizza? o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 26, 2016, 03:48:57 pm
We went from pizza with pineapples, to Heretics, and finally to guns.
Well that's just natural progression.
Pineapple on pizza is heresy, therefore people who like are heretics and what do we do with heretics?

We put them on pizza? o3o
And feed 'em to the dolphin tits.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 26, 2016, 04:02:59 pm
And then put the dolphin tits on a pizza because that's extra heretical. Except by then we ran outta pizza.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 26, 2016, 04:05:28 pm
We shoot them.
Preferably in the face.
Always in the face.
Non-face shooting in heresy.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 26, 2016, 04:20:40 pm
Because non-headshots are a symptom of bad aim, orks have bad aim, therefore you're a xenophile if your aim sucks? o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on April 26, 2016, 05:05:26 pm
We're all Face McShooty.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 26, 2016, 05:18:07 pm
When everyone is heretics... EXCOMMUNICATE THEM ALL WITH BULLETS!!
(http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2010/12/23/166366-Inquisitor%20%3A%20%22Heresy%20begets%20retribution!!!%22.png)

I don't think a heavy bolter is gonna be enough to deal with all this heresy.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on April 26, 2016, 05:22:49 pm
God-Emperor called.    He wants his stamp back you bloody magpie.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 26, 2016, 11:02:20 pm
In the grim darkness of the future, there are only anchovies.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 27, 2016, 04:42:05 am
In the grim darkness of the future, there are only anchovies.
Well at least there's no pineapple...
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on April 27, 2016, 09:01:30 am
Oi, the BFR puts the Rhino to shame. It can be chambered in .45-70 and .444 Marlin. Those are actual high-powered big game rifle rounds. Shit's crazy.
I suggested the Rhino simply because it looks fucking ridiculous
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 27, 2016, 11:51:01 am
Personally I'd prefer a more toned-down, sane pistol. If I'm gonna go full-on dream gun, gimme a BLR. Or maybe a BAR since we're talking dream guns. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 27, 2016, 04:31:40 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Ksl9TBf.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 27, 2016, 05:10:26 pm
I said a SANE revolver, not revolver2. D:
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 27, 2016, 05:58:48 pm
Here's a more sane gun:

(http://i.imgur.com/i6NLkLy.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on April 27, 2016, 07:05:20 pm
Caconym, King of Sixposting
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 27, 2016, 07:40:47 pm
And Supreme Troller of Gun Nerds. ;-;
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on April 27, 2016, 09:09:38 pm
(http://d3vlrk5fm1gp81.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/Webcontent/images/2012-2/20122229637-r708bara_f.jpg)

The BAR is amazing. Dream gun material indeed.

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/648130bea06f8e4229db3c4c8e5b35b7/tumblr_o1u57dzYBJ1tevf1do1_400.jpg) (http://36.media.tumblr.com/99ee89b5b2f83345f3211f89421da67e/tumblr_o1u57dzYBJ1tevf1do6_400.jpg)

Also, my favorite insane revolver. The Pistola Con Caricato. Eighteen rounds of .25 ACP.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 27, 2016, 09:11:42 pm
The BAR is amazing. Dream gun material indeed.

Or even just a semi-auto replica. Actually that might be more practical then a legit select-fire version. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on April 27, 2016, 09:15:53 pm
Yeah. Honestly, I could see myself with the Ruger Vaquero. I'm really considering it now.

(https://www.gunsamerica.com/userimages/3321/945388344/wm_8498322.jpg)

Just the kind of revolver I really love.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 27, 2016, 09:20:51 pm
And a sexy, lefty-friendly revolver. Also tempting, though I'd likely prefer a break-action.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on April 27, 2016, 09:29:41 pm
And it's in .45 ACP. Which is a caliber I really like, and one that's seldom seen in revolvers.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 27, 2016, 09:53:38 pm
[Drooling Intensifies]
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on April 27, 2016, 10:26:12 pm
I want a .45 acp revolver pretty bad. Mostly because revolvers are awesome and .45 acp is not too horribly expensive from what I hear. Might be wrong. Which pistol caliber was it that was horribly and disproportionately expensive?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on April 28, 2016, 12:40:56 am
10mm is disproportionately expensive from what I hear, probably mostly due to it being somewhat uncommon and that actual full power 10mm rounds are more uncommon and expensive
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on April 28, 2016, 12:43:09 am
Yeah, anything 10mm power and up is gonna be pretty pricey. Though 10mm is probably way more expensive than .44 and .357 Magnum.

.45 is pretty cheap. Probably not as cheap as 9mm or .22, but it's a helluva lot more powerful.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on April 28, 2016, 12:46:16 am
IIRC 10mm is somewhat similar in performance to .45 ACP isn't it? Just unjustifiably more expensive.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on April 28, 2016, 12:49:18 am
10mm is a little more powerful.

It can be used for medium game hunting, unlike .45, which is why there's a market for custom "hunter" 1911s chambered in 10mm.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on April 28, 2016, 12:58:22 am
(http://picturearchive.gunauction.com/5726082617/7689840/5a6f486bc2e88e96fc095a10de29a096.jpg)

Which brings me around to another favorite handgun of mine. The AMT Javelina, a longslide 10mm 1911 variant.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 28, 2016, 01:51:46 am
What, no .50 AE M1911? In case 10mm wasn't overpriced enough. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 28, 2016, 03:57:25 am
Look at this sexy gun
(http://i.imgur.com/mAFJQdi.jpg)

Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 28, 2016, 04:12:02 am
Needs moar literal hand cannons, Caconym.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 28, 2016, 04:31:53 am
How's this:
(http://i.imgur.com/3thjSeF.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 28, 2016, 08:52:54 am
There's the Grizzly

http://s1010.photobucket.com/user/Duke110/media/P1010400.jpg.html
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 28, 2016, 11:48:29 am
Oh that is a derpy-looking slide.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 28, 2016, 01:49:08 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/2zbUO48.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 28, 2016, 03:36:46 pm
Clearly the thread is now Last Ork Posting (DAKKADAKKADAKKA).
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 28, 2016, 03:48:24 pm
Ya wan dakka? Yer nub a ork ya git, ya can't 'andle da dakka.
(http://i.imgur.com/rMIt6wP.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 28, 2016, 04:27:47 pm
Make a minigun outta those and then maybe we're talking dakka. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on April 28, 2016, 10:04:27 pm
Orky talky aside, I just switched over from using shaving cream to shaving soap (you know the old timey stuff you put on with a brush) and it's the nicest thing I've ever experienced in my entire life. 10/10 better than sex.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 29, 2016, 02:40:18 am
Here's a more sane gun:
(http://i.imgur.com/i6NLkLy.jpg)
Oh yes, the pepperbox. The very peak of sanity. You never know if it's going to fire one barrel, some of the barrels, or all of the barrels with a single pull of the trigger. Truly the most sane of the "wild card" pistols.

Then of course there is the Mateba 6 unica autorevolver. A gun that fires from the bottom of the cylinder instead of the top and is very close to something you would see in borderlands, except with wood instead of neon painted metal. Warning, big image.
Spoiler (hover to show)
OR if you are in the market for a more "quake" like weapon, you could always get the DP-12 double barreled shotgun.
(https://cdn6.bigcommerce.com/s-jxztkc/product_images/uploaded_images/281083.jpg?t=1438780913)
And yes, that is a real shotgun, and yes, it comes in a 4 barrel variety as well.
OR OR, if you are short on cash, you can get an "Obrez" mosin nagant.
(http://14544-presscdn-0-64.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/the_basic_concept.jpg)
Of course, I would opt for an unbutchered mosin myself.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on April 29, 2016, 03:31:43 am
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c56b91dcddf9c53a142ac81793b83e8b/tumblr_nqq89sB3i21tdbafmo9_500.jpg)

Or an SKS sawn into a pistol.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 29, 2016, 05:32:10 am
I have no idea what this thing even is:
(http://i.imgur.com/fdPVUKx.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 29, 2016, 09:38:14 am
Then of course there is the Mateba 6 unica autorevolver. A gun that fires from the bottom of the cylinder instead of the top and is very close to something you would see in borderlands, except with wood instead of neon painted metal. Warning, big image.

Instead? Madness. "If it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs!"
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on April 29, 2016, 10:26:15 am
(http://i.imgur.com/2dq5F0M.gif)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on April 30, 2016, 01:06:53 am
I have no idea what this thing even is:
(http://i.imgur.com/fdPVUKx.jpg)
I believe it's called
NOT ENOUGH DAKKA
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on April 30, 2016, 04:45:36 am
https://youtu.be/StSyVLW3RB8 (https://youtu.be/StSyVLW3RB8)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on April 30, 2016, 05:37:41 am
So I just got some fantastic news.

I have a family history, as well as a few of the early warning signs of Parkinsons Disease, however I've just found out they've recently found a way to "fix" it that nobody has ever done before, it still involves brain surgery and having a battery attached to you all the time but by the time it ever effects me properly it should be fixable. So now that's one less thing I have to worry about.
Although family history and warning signs considered, they're no guarantee that I'll ever actually end up with the disease since the warning signs could be from various other things, but it's nice to know that it'll be alright if it does end up being that bad.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 30, 2016, 11:12:45 am
Ah, interesting to hear improvements are being made regarding that.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on April 30, 2016, 03:31:44 pm
Also discovering that the American 2nd Amendment, The Right To Bear Arms, isn't actually for hunting, or to protect themselves from Native Americans back in the ol' Wild Wild West. Which as far as I'm aware, is what everyone thinks it's there for.

It's because they were fucking shit scared of us British coming back and being kind of angry about all that tea they dumped into the harbour, and they also sort of stole it from us because back then it was sort of one of our laws and then we got all uppity about one school shooting and banned handguns, although we haven't actually had one since. Anyways I'm veering off my point here.

Edit: Although I'd like to point out, I'm not sure why they were worried, since we'd been proper fucked up by the French because they're bloody gits.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: RedVulnus on April 30, 2016, 04:28:34 pm
The second amendment was literally because we had no standing army so we needed any able bodied man(because back than America was sexist...it's history get over it). It was never about hunting, but to protect the nation from any invading force, and I mean ANY invading force. We were scared of the British, but IIRC we were also very scared of anyone trying to attack us since we were the figurative 'new kid' on the block as far as nations went and we didn't have any real international ties.
Also the Wild West was exaggerated by the people living there to sell things. Yes they had issues with Native Americans and bandits, but to a much lesser extent than people were led to believe. These things happened rarely, literally our modern mythos about the Wild West was made to sell things and travelling shows.

Two years of college grade history classes, a Federal Government class, and some personal study on some topics have given me an amount of knowledge on subjects that no one cares about. I may be wrong on the whole 'scared of anyone' thing, but If I recall correctly that was brought up in one of my history courses.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 01, 2016, 12:25:19 am
So I just got some fantastic news.

I have a family history, as well as a few of the early warning signs of Parkinsons Disease, however I've just found out they've recently found a way to "fix" it that nobody has ever done before, it still involves brain surgery and having a battery attached to you all the time but by the time it ever effects me properly it should be fixable. So now that's one less thing I have to worry about.
Although family history and warning signs considered, they're no guarantee that I'll ever actually end up with the disease since the warning signs could be from various other things, but it's nice to know that it'll be alright if it does end up being that bad.
A friend of my family has one of these devices because she has parkinsons. In her own words, "It gave her her life back." It's basically a pace maker or an electric regulator for your brain.

I never believed that the second amendment was about hunting, I thought it was a well known that it had to do with defensive matters.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 01, 2016, 06:26:35 am
A lot of Americans seem to think the second amendment is also there to protect you from your own government, and that's the only reason it's there. I suppose that's only technically true since its there to protect you from everyone elses government too.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 02, 2016, 07:07:28 pm
Back onto pizza heresy, whats this shit about totinos pizza changing it's shape to square and raising the price by 25 cents? Apparently, it's the exact same amount of pizza, only square, more expensive, and with less expensive packaging that you cannot eat your pizza off of. (totinos pizzas are meant to be eaten off the box they come packaged in.)

For those of you not aware, and most of you should be, a totinos pizza is a frozen pizza about the size of a standard plate. It costs, anywhere from 1.00$ to 1.25$. The pizza itself takes almost no time to cook, and is deceptively delicious. It is the pizza with the best possible "quality to price to prep effort" ratio. More over, I don't believe there is a totinos pizza with pineapple, I will probably be proven wrong though.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on May 02, 2016, 07:19:53 pm
I only ever eat Totinos pizza rolls anyways.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 02, 2016, 08:29:15 pm
I only ever eat Totinos pizza rolls anyways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3VtpScHOrc
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 02, 2016, 09:18:54 pm
They're basically just miniature hot pockets, what is wrong with you. D:
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on May 02, 2016, 11:24:23 pm
They're a lot different from Hot Pockets, actually.

I'm a freakin' junk food connoisseur. I know my junk food. And Totinos Pizza Rolls have a much different flavor and altogether texture compared to Hot Pockets, which are more crisp and flavorful. They're both pretty great, though.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 03, 2016, 12:14:09 am
Pizza rolls are great.
I would prefer cooking something to eating them, but a great "I don't wanna cook tonight" food.
And, speaking of pizza, I like sausage and onion pizzas. That shit is like the best two toppings.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 03, 2016, 03:54:40 am
And, speaking of pizza, I like sausage and onion pizzas. That shit is like the best two toppings.
A respectable combination. Have you tried bacon and chicken? It's decent with either the standard red sauce or that garlic white sauce.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 03, 2016, 05:24:43 am
Quorn chicken on pizza is some amazing shit, assuming you like Quorn chicken since it doesn't quite taste like the real stuff but it's good in its own way.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 03, 2016, 05:09:50 pm
Quorn chicken on pizza is some amazing shit, assuming you like Quorn chicken since it doesn't quite taste like the real stuff but it's good in its own way.
Quorn sounds a lot like... KHORNE! SIX IS A HERETIC! GET HIM!!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 04, 2016, 05:45:35 am
(http://i.imgur.com/BfZQkgc.gif)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 04, 2016, 08:10:12 am
No such thing, I serve the Pizza Inquisition with my life.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 04, 2016, 03:08:56 pm
TELL THAT TO YOUR MASTER HERETIC!

(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/c/c4/Khorne_by_alexboca.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140603022205)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 04, 2016, 03:15:10 pm
Wow, you sure are grasping at straws, eh?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 04, 2016, 03:16:06 pm
No such thing, I serve the Pizza Inquisition with my life.
We must test your devotion to the Pizza inquisition!
Arrange the following images of pizza's from most to least heretical:
Spoiler (hover to show)

Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 04, 2016, 03:21:42 pm
What is happening?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 04, 2016, 03:30:25 pm
What is happening?
(https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0276/14/1381142321532.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 04, 2016, 03:37:01 pm
*squints back*
Whatchu lookin' at.

I'll fite u
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 04, 2016, 03:46:04 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/WGuIXuk.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 04, 2016, 09:13:11 pm
No such thing, I serve the Pizza Inquisition with my life.
We must test your devotion to the Pizza inquisition!
Arrange the following images of pizza's from most to least heretical:
Spoiler (hover to show)


Trick question, they're all heresey and no heresey is more or less acceptable.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 05, 2016, 09:24:36 am
Technically the pizza pineapple isn't a pineapple pizza, it's a normal pizza shaped like a pineapple. So that is the least heretical. As shapes are harmless, unless you beat someone to death with it.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 05, 2016, 11:17:41 am
Technically the pizza pineapple isn't a pineapple pizza, it's a normal pizza shaped like a pineapple. So that is the least heretical. As shapes are harmless, unless you beat someone to death with it.

What if it was baked into the shape of the mark of Slaanesh?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Siege-Loli on May 05, 2016, 11:42:09 am
Technically the pizza pineapple isn't a pineapple pizza, it's a normal pizza shaped like a pineapple. So that is the least heretical. As shapes are harmless, unless you beat someone to death with it.

What if it was baked into the shape of the mark of Slaanesh?
Then it would be beautiful.

I mean oh nooooo the heresy!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 05, 2016, 11:46:36 am
Yesss, submit to the rapepizza.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Siege-Loli on May 05, 2016, 11:56:26 am
I do love me some rapepizza in the morning.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 05, 2016, 12:05:32 pm
It's official, the Pizza Inquisition has gotten weird.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 05, 2016, 01:32:37 pm
Off topic, but Steam WTF have done to selling cards?
I now have verify selling them one by one by an e-mail for each individual one, which means I need to log in to steam in my browser as well as the client, stuff can be delayed for 15 days before it can be sold, all tedious extra shit for like €0.05 per card.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 05, 2016, 01:47:03 pm
Is it bad that I haven't really been giving a flying fuck about the cards? I get cards while playing things, proceed to not really give a shit, and sometimes give them to the few friends that actually trade them. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 05, 2016, 02:21:55 pm
except for the part (in my case) where you havn't done steams bullshit double-authorization and have to wait several days for the giving of a trading card to be given the 'ok' by steams servers.

In terms of pizza pic heresy, I'd say the pineapple shaped pizza is heretical, but only in the most pathetic sense. The melting pizza is a result of thawing out a frozen pizza before trying to bake it, a mistake any pizza novice could make, but a rather embarrassing and easy to prevent simply by reading the directions on the box. Not heresy, but certainly negative in the eyes of the pizza emperor.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 05, 2016, 02:26:09 pm
Not heresy, but certainly negative in the eyes of the pizza emperor.

So basically instead you get shot by the pizza commissar?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 05, 2016, 02:37:00 pm
Yeah, pretty much.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: BadSniper on May 05, 2016, 10:53:06 pm
I don't quite know why (other than my newfound fascination with tanks and armor).

But now I have an obsession with designing and building a fully-functioning model tank solely for use in an airsoft game.

I have very basic ideas for the subsystems of the tank itself--like the main gun, the turret, the potential chassis--but I still have to come up with "how" methods on actually acquiring the parts and materials I'd need to make it into a usable plan, and then working out said plan to fit within at least a dozen different design constraints (most importantly limiting size and speed) to be able to actually construct the plans into a functioning prototype.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 06, 2016, 12:44:36 am
Madness, build a scaled-down Abrams (or maybe a Merkava) complete with adorable tiny main gun.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on May 06, 2016, 12:51:00 am
Or go halfway and build a WWI tank.

Complete with cast iron German trench armor.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 06, 2016, 12:58:35 am
I second Forrests idea.
Also, I own a 1/32nd scale panzer 3 that shoot airsoft pellets. Cool as fuck.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 06, 2016, 11:29:37 am
A mini-Renault would be fucking adorable.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 06, 2016, 05:34:08 pm
But can you put it on pizza?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: BadSniper on May 06, 2016, 06:35:30 pm
Madness, build a scaled-down Abrams (or maybe a Merkava) complete with adorable tiny main gun.
I was actually thinking about sizing the main gun so it can fire Nerf footballs (the ones with fins on them) as "anti-tank" shells to eliminate enemy vehicles as per field rules, and then just attaching a standard airsoft M16 alongside to act as the coaxial machine-gun. Or, making shells of the same diameter as the Nerf round, put a plastic wad into the new shell, and fill the wad with pellets to make that round work like canister shot.

Yes, I am aiming for a very ambitious project.

Or go halfway and build a WWI tank.

Complete with cast iron German trench armor.
Considering that most WWI tanks generally had the engine sitting in the same compartment as the crew, I don't think I'd want to do that. Plus, the lack of a turreted main gun seems less entertaining IMO.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on May 06, 2016, 07:07:09 pm
Madness, build a scaled-down Abrams (or maybe a Merkava) complete with adorable tiny main gun.
I was actually thinking about sizing the main gun so it can fire Nerf footballs (the ones with fins on them) as "anti-tank" shells to eliminate enemy vehicles as per field rules, and then just attaching a standard airsoft M16 alongside to act as the coaxial machine-gun. Or, making shells of the same diameter as the Nerf round, put a plastic wad into the new shell, and fill the wad with pellets to make that round work like canister shot.

Yes, I am aiming for a very ambitious project.

Or go halfway and build a WWI tank.

Complete with cast iron German trench armor.
Considering that most WWI tanks generally had the engine sitting in the same compartment as the crew, I don't think I'd want to do that. Plus, the lack of a turreted main gun seems less entertaining IMO.

But hey, the cast iron trench armor is still a possibility, right? :|
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 06, 2016, 08:13:22 pm
You could make it out of cardboard.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: BadSniper on May 06, 2016, 10:06:55 pm
But hey, the cast iron trench armor is still a possibility, right? :|
Uhhhhh. Trench armor, possibly. Cast iron? Probably not, since it's a real pain in the ass to keep unrusted, and it'd be too heavy and obscenely expensive for something as simple and silly as an airsoft tank. The heaviest "armor" I would go with is probably plywood around a steel frame, since plywood is cheap, far easier to work with, and doesn't rust. I'm protecting the crew from BBs, not (real) HEAT rounds. :P
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 06, 2016, 10:45:24 pm
or cardboard. I'd say aluminum frame, but aluminum is a bitch to weld. Cast iron is a no go because of weight and the brittleness of the material. You can't really bend it, a good sledge hammer blow will usually break cast iron. If you want that bitch to move, I bet you could rig it up to a bicycle, modify the bike with training wheels or something and pedal slow.

Seriously though, a double or triple layer of cardboard is about as light as you are going to get and will certainly block those little plastic pellets.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: BadSniper on May 06, 2016, 11:19:37 pm
I dunno. Once I get solid plans, constraints, workarounds to said constraints, materials, and estimated costs, I'll probably open up a thread in the "Creative Endeavours" board, since I think that's where this would belong once I get out of the planning stages.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 07, 2016, 12:06:54 am
Cardboard is your best option, corrugated cardboard at that, similar concept to angled armor and it'll also be a little stronger structural wise.
Aluminium frame is also likely to be your best option to allow you to use some kind of foot pedal for propulsion, which will cut costs since you won't have to build an engine.

Although a fixed cannon will result in a much simpler build than one with a turret and may be a better choice for your first build, refine and improve it later, you could end up adding a turret onto it with it's fixed turret at a later date.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on May 07, 2016, 01:45:20 am
But hey, the cast iron trench armor is still a possibility, right? :|
Uhhhhh. Trench armor, possibly. Cast iron? Probably not, since it's a real pain in the ass to keep unrusted, and it'd be too heavy and obscenely expensive for something as simple and silly as an airsoft tank. The heaviest "armor" I would go with is probably plywood around a steel frame, since plywood is cheap, far easier to work with, and doesn't rust. I'm protecting the crew from BBs, not (real) HEAT rounds. :P

Oh, I mean, the iron stuff the Germans used in WWI didn't exactly stop HEAT rounds. Hell, it was really only for gunner crews, and most of the time they didn't wear it anyways.

They found it could only really stop handgun bullets. Rifle rounds would usually punch right through. I only really said it for historical comedy's sake :P
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 07, 2016, 01:58:05 am
The Renault had a turret, a separated engine, and was cute as hell. Is nice. Would be funny.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on May 07, 2016, 02:19:50 am
The Renault had a turret, a separated engine, and was cute as hell. Is nice. Would be funny.

The Renault is amazing. God, I love tanks. And war history. And WWI.

All great topics.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 07, 2016, 04:44:42 pm
If you want to build a badass tank, you could build one of these.
(https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/catalog/product/600x620/99120105048_LemanRussBattleTankNEW01.jpg)
Maybe not though, it isn't good for airsoft and the warhammer 40K models tend to be outrageously expensive.

I'm a warlord titan man myself. I wonder when they did the redesign, the warlord used to be a huge box looking thing. With wormhole rockets.
(http://www.spikeybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/2015-04-15_1011.png)

Or the "Ogre" AI controlled warmachine, if we go back to tanks for a second.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2852/12550539123_a48bd9c787.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 07, 2016, 07:35:29 pm
Complete with a little commissar wielding a mini nerf sword?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 08, 2016, 12:19:33 am
Complete with a little commissar wielding a mini nerf sword?
Badsniper could be the commissar.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 08, 2016, 04:50:15 am
Diverting back to pizza momentarily...

(http://i.imgur.com/frVMwki.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 08, 2016, 10:21:15 am
Hotdog pizza crust?
Truly it must have been devised by The Emperor Himself.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 08, 2016, 11:29:06 am
If we're going back to heretical subjects, do not tempt me or I'll bring up dolphintits again, with a side order of sharktits. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 08, 2016, 12:00:23 pm
If we're going back to heretical subjects, do not tempt me or I'll bring up dolphintits again, with a side order of sharktits. :V
(http://i.imgur.com/stTBivP.gif)

Hotdog pizza crust?
Truly it must have been devised by The Emperor Himself.
The emperor of HERESY perhaps!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 08, 2016, 01:58:19 pm
You had to do it. I blame you. o3o

Technically about as NSFW as dolphintits, and also rather furry:
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 08, 2016, 02:27:18 pm
Was expecting sharktits, but not a shark with sharktits.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 08, 2016, 03:12:56 pm
Hotdog Pizza crust is the least heretical thing I've ever heard of, truly us mortals cannot understand the divine plans of one such as The Emperor Himself.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 08, 2016, 03:44:55 pm
All you guys noticed was the hotdogs? You didn't notice the artificial crab meat and precooked shrimp? I am certain the emperor didn't condone this. Not as bad as pineapple I guess, but as we know simply being "not as heretical" doesn't mean that it isn't heresy.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 08, 2016, 10:18:56 pm
I infact did not notice the artificial crab meat or the shrimp, neither of which have any place on a pizza. Clearly this is a clever deception by Slaanesh to tempt us into the dark grasp of Chaos.
*Slams fist on table*
HERESEY
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 09, 2016, 02:49:18 am
Was expecting sharktits, but not a shark with sharktits.

No one expects the shark-sharktit (shark2tit?) inquisition.

Hotdog Pizza crust is the least heretical thing I've ever heard of, truly us mortals cannot understand the divine plans of one such as The Emperor Himself.

Clearly this is a plot by Tzneach or however it's spelled to make the Pizza Inquisition implode.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 09, 2016, 03:18:27 am
Was expecting sharktits, but not a shark with sharktits.

No one expects the shark-sharktit (shark2tit?) inquisition.

Hotdog Pizza crust is the least heretical thing I've ever heard of, truly us mortals cannot understand the divine plans of one such as The Emperor Himself.

Clearly this is a plot by Tzneach or however it's spelled to make the Pizza Inquisition implode.
Tzeetch.
THINGS WILL BE LOUD NOW!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VGHAJWD0LAo
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 09, 2016, 03:44:30 am
This pizza offends Slaanesh! Things shall get Italian now!

[Pizza Intensifies]
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 09, 2016, 04:48:33 pm
Now if you want something less heretical, I found this:
(http://cdnimg.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/hot-dog-bites-pizza.jpg?cfaea8)
How is this alright? Because it's a pizza that comes with hotdogs, more specifically, pigs-in-a-blanket, and by "comes with" I mean that while they may be wrapped in the crust of the pizza, they are not actually ON the pizza, and so are not heretical. I don't like mustard though, but at least it isn't on the pizza. Not really a fan of the "pretzel" crust either.

I've been redirecting this thread back to the topic of pizza/heresy whenever it appeared to be drifting away from these two subjects.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 09, 2016, 07:09:38 pm
I've been redirecting this thread back to the topic of pizza/heresy whenever it appeared to be drifting away from these two subjects.

You're gonna get moar sharktits if you keep railroading the thread. o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 09, 2016, 09:42:41 pm
New rule, heresey is punishable by a permanent ban, by order of The Inquisition.

I'm joking, probably, but The Inquisition isn't.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 09, 2016, 09:57:22 pm
I've been redirecting this thread back to the topic of pizza/heresy whenever it appeared to be drifting away from these two subjects.
You're gonna get moar sharktits if you keep railroading the thread. o3o
What's that dragon? You like pineapple on pizza? But dragon thats...
HERESY!
SEIZE THIS HERETIC!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 10, 2016, 12:36:08 am
Gimme jalapeńos on that pizza, not pineapple. D:

Bloody well warned ya, laddie (NSFW):
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 10, 2016, 11:59:51 am
Now if you want something less heretical, I found this:
(http://cdnimg.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/hot-dog-bites-pizza.jpg?cfaea8)
How is this alright? Because it's a pizza that comes with hotdogs, more specifically, pigs-in-a-blanket, and by "comes with" I mean that while they may be wrapped in the crust of the pizza, they are not actually ON the pizza, and so are not heretical. I don't like mustard though, but at least it isn't on the pizza. Not really a fan of the "pretzel" crust either.

I've been redirecting this thread back to the topic of pizza/heresy whenever it appeared to be drifting away from these two subjects.
Sounds to me like your trying to justify HERESY!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 10, 2016, 05:48:01 pm
This is too much Heresey for even The Inquisition.
EXTERMINATUS
ALL MEMBERS SHALL BE BANNED, THE FORUM MUST BE DESTROYED.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 10, 2016, 07:25:23 pm
ALL MEMBERS SHALL BE BANNED, THE FORUM MUST BE DESTROYED.
Calm down The Almighty Granola Bar/ka101!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 10, 2016, 09:20:01 pm
Also, speaking of pizza...


I like pepperoni. However, when I go out for pizza I'm usually splitting it with relatives that don't LIKE pepperoni. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 11, 2016, 01:27:42 am
What? I guess I can see not liking pepperoni, but an entire family of pepperoni haters?
ALL MEMBERS SHALL BE BANNED, THE FORUM MUST BE DESTROYED.
Calm down The Almighty Granola Bar/Zoidberg!
NO GRANOLA BAR! NO!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 11, 2016, 01:47:12 am
Okay, I should've said relative, singular. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 11, 2016, 02:24:06 am
So it turns out that a certain two words/names get automatically changed on this forum.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 11, 2016, 02:26:45 am
lol, I didn't know that typing k e v i n would change it to The Almighty Granola Bar.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 11, 2016, 02:34:28 am
What. So it's The Almighty Granola Bar and...what's the other one? :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 11, 2016, 02:44:51 am
What. So it's The Almighty Granola Bar and...what's the other one? :V
Ka1o1 where the o is 0, it becomes ka101.


Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 11, 2016, 02:59:48 am
Ah. Since when did we hate KA (Kaa?) as much as the Kevster? Then again, I kinda didn't really come into the community until after he'd basically buggered off. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 11, 2016, 03:07:37 am
Kanny started this whole shitstorm with increasingly heavy handed moderation which we got uppity and on a high horse about and generally fucked everything. I don't approve of what either he or I did back then, nothing to do but move forward with it. Seriously though, Fuck Kanny. PERI IS OUT, PEACE!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 11, 2016, 03:12:14 am
I see. Whereas The Almighty Granola Bar just continued it and added his own bad attitude to it. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 11, 2016, 06:30:10 am
Okay, I should've said relative, singular. :V
Because you murdered the rest, right?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 11, 2016, 06:39:23 am
Okay, I should've said relative, singular. :V
Because you murdered the rest, right?

Nein, because at least one of them tends to stay home and causes trouble anytime he's out and about with us. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 11, 2016, 07:04:41 pm
Okay, I should've said relative, singular. :V
Because you murdered the rest, right?

Nein, because at least one of them tends to stay home and causes trouble anytime he's out and about with us. :V
Now that's not heresy, that's just rude. I'm sure we could trump up some charges though.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 11, 2016, 11:10:45 pm
Obstruction of commissaring?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 12, 2016, 01:37:43 am
sure, that works.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 12, 2016, 05:58:48 am
Heh, took you folks long enough to find out the name change. Six added that like.. several months ago I think.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 12, 2016, 09:42:30 am
Yeah, there was some Cata salt going on so I changed their names, it seemed to derail the topic pretty quick.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 12, 2016, 11:03:42 am
I can't even remember what I was derping about before this became a pizza thread. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 12, 2016, 01:34:10 pm
Speaking of pizza, what do you madmen think of corn on pizza? I saw this the other day and it seemed maybe a little heretical.
Definitely heretical. This "pizza mafia" is clearly an organization of heretics operating under the guise of an innocent pizza establishment.
(http://www.pizzamaffia.hu/pictures/termek/1370812784_large.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 12, 2016, 01:59:08 pm
I see pineapple. Automatically makes it more Slaaneshi heresy, no matter how heretical Khone on pizza is.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 12, 2016, 03:12:03 pm
Corn...corn...sounds like khorne and thats extra heretical!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 12, 2016, 03:15:08 pm
Less heretical than Slaanesh though. Because as the Angry Marines demonstrate (daimonstrate?), being an angry motherfucker does not automatically imply heresy. o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 12, 2016, 03:47:24 pm
I have a new profile pic now.

Yay.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 12, 2016, 04:00:24 pm
I have a new profile pic now.

Yay.

We're gonna have a bad time.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 12, 2016, 05:19:46 pm
I wouldn't say "new" considering you've had sans as an avatar before. This one is animated though.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 12, 2016, 05:34:07 pm
Flappy bone. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on May 12, 2016, 11:54:59 pm
Quote
IA IA the goat with a million young!

I'm absolutely disgusted by whoever put this in the news box. Way to let Shub-Niggurath down, it's obviously "Iä! Shub-Niggurath! Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!'"
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 12, 2016, 11:57:42 pm
Tekeli-li. owo
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 13, 2016, 05:48:24 am
(http://i.imgur.com/NXqBGTF.png)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 13, 2016, 09:17:35 am
I wouldn't say "new" considering you've had sans as an avatar before. This one is animated though.
*crit1kal voice*
welp, better go fuck myself then
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on May 13, 2016, 11:31:48 am
Eating pizza with a knife and fork.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 13, 2016, 03:24:15 pm
Eating pizza with a knife and fork.

We'll eat you with a knife and fork, you heretic. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 14, 2016, 02:21:48 am
I wouldn't say "new" considering you've had sans as an avatar before. This one is animated though.
*crit1kal voice*
welp, better go fuck myself then
Calm down. I wasn't shitting on you for your avatar, but goddamn I will shit on you for using the comic sans font. Speaking of comic sans, it was the universal symbol of unprofessionalism and their was a time when using it meant you were some kind of slow witted derpling. Until undertale came out that is, and it suddenly saw a surge in popularity.

It is weird as hell to be eating something that is designed to be eaten with your hands. I guess it could be a minor heresy. (The punishment for major and minor heresy are exactly the same.)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 14, 2016, 03:05:05 am
Execution by firing squad being the only answer to heresey.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 14, 2016, 03:08:02 am
What, instead of a power fisting?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 14, 2016, 02:34:36 pm
Only Fisto is qualified to execute a Power Fisting fit for an execution, he is unfortunately unavailable to The Holy Order of the Emperor's Inquisition.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 14, 2016, 03:41:30 pm
Please assume the position.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 14, 2016, 04:15:04 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/WHBqmNx.jpg)

Time to start my squad eugenics program for Xcom, just like FireEmblem!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 14, 2016, 05:07:42 pm
Please tell me those are shitty computer-generated subtitles.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 14, 2016, 05:16:08 pm
Please tell me those are shitty computer-generated subtitles.
They are! Shitty auto-caption is sometimes hilarious.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 14, 2016, 05:23:59 pm
Sexual Officer Bradford is also now qualified to Power Fist
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 14, 2016, 05:27:04 pm
I wouldn't say "new" considering you've had sans as an avatar before. This one is animated though.
*crit1kal voice*
welp, better go fuck myself then
Calm down. I wasn't shitting on you for your avatar, but goddamn I will shit on you for using the comic sans font. Speaking of comic sans, it was the universal symbol of unprofessionalism and their was a time when using it meant you were some kind of slow witted derpling. Until undertale came out that is, and it suddenly saw a surge in popularity.

It is weird as hell to be eating something that is designed to be eaten with your hands. I guess it could be a minor heresy. (The punishment for major and minor heresy are exactly the same.)
You do realize I wasn't being serious, right? I was making a bullshit critikal quote.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 14, 2016, 10:42:42 pm
I wouldn't say "new" considering you've had sans as an avatar before. This one is animated though.
*crit1kal voice*
welp, better go fuck myself then
Calm down. I wasn't shitting on you for your avatar, but goddamn I will shit on you for using the comic sans font. Speaking of comic sans, it was the universal symbol of unprofessionalism and their was a time when using it meant you were some kind of slow witted derpling. Until undertale came out that is, and it suddenly saw a surge in popularity.

It is weird as hell to be eating something that is designed to be eaten with your hands. I guess it could be a minor heresy. (The punishment for major and minor heresy are exactly the same.)
You do realize I wasn't being serious, right? I was making a bullshit critikal quote.
What is critikal? I can't realize something is something if I don't know the source material. Besides, such nuance is completely lost in text. :D
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 14, 2016, 10:56:51 pm
This guy, penguinz0, is also known as cr1tikal.
https://www.youtube.com/user/penguinz0

He does playthoughs of games with a snarky deadpan sarcastic commentary. I am sure Wilson could give you his better videos as examples, I am too lazy to do so.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on May 15, 2016, 11:39:24 am
Cr1tikal is a YouTube lets player with a decent voice.   He's also called Penguinz0
EDIT: Bubbs post didn't show up for me, but whatever.   He also has a snapchat and he's kinda handsome I guess.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 15, 2016, 11:54:57 am
Never watched any of his stuff. Maybe I should. Seems the LPers I watch the most are Draegast, Paul's Gaming, and SilverDragonLord. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 15, 2016, 02:33:03 pm
Aavak, SplatterCat and Helloween4545 are pretty good.
Helloween is going through a replay of Vampire: The Masquerade at the moment.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 15, 2016, 03:23:38 pm
Ah, I've watched some of Splattercat's stuff, yeah.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 16, 2016, 01:09:12 am
I actually forgot about the forum, the last few months has basically been me doing Youtube, school, and loudly Sixposting on twitter.

How's everyone been? RPs finally die, I'd offer to revitalize that but after the past few times to revive it has proven to be a massive waste of time.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 16, 2016, 02:54:54 am
I actually forgot about the forum, the last few months has basically been me doing Youtube, school, and loudly Sixposting on twitter.

How's everyone been? RPs finally die, I'd offer to revitalize that but after the past few times to revive it has proven to be a massive waste of time.

Did you miss my glorious crash-landing into this forum?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on May 16, 2016, 08:52:22 am
10/10, best sig aj. Best sig.
Added pro tip 4. Gain a fan base and when you're done with what you're writing/drawing/whatever just fucking shank them in the kidneys.

I've been great though. I slept for 10,000 years, drank the blood of my enemies, yknow, normal shit.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 16, 2016, 02:50:05 pm
Been fine, dealing with school is a bitch, summer starts today though. Made an RP and dropped it because I lost my plan and didn't want to improvise out a plot.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 16, 2016, 11:00:29 pm
This thread needs shoggoths. T̞e͎̫̺̺̳̤k̩͢e̷͉l̺̺i̶̮̼̠̱̫-̣͕̫͔̫͙l̨̯i̴͓͍̪̗.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on May 16, 2016, 11:57:59 pm
Eyyyy AJ. Cool to see ya again.

School's still gonna last another three weeks. Hating my life and everyone in it, especially me. On like four different medications at the same time, and I still can't sleep. You know.

THE USUAL.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: LionSiege on May 17, 2016, 01:32:33 am
Hey AJ! I've been good. You?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 17, 2016, 01:55:13 pm
A parade towing a 50 foot tall statue of AJ rolls through LMP
The Memelord has returned
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 17, 2016, 05:20:35 pm
Yo, so I decided to change my username here and my steam one will probably follow. I've been playing Project Reality alot as RedVulnus and found the shorthand of 'Red' to be a lot easier. Besides it's a lot less grating to hear 'yo Red get over here!' then it is to hear 'yo....Vilnis...vulnus? Get over here whatever your name is'.
If you guys want to keep calling me Vulnus that's fine, I honestly don't care either way just like I said I found that having 'Red' as a shorthand name is a lot easier for communication.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 18, 2016, 03:30:49 pm
A parade towing a 50 foot tall statue of AJ rolls through LMP
The Memelord has returned

PRAISE BE!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 18, 2016, 05:04:50 pm
[Memes Intensify]
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 18, 2016, 06:55:03 pm
This thread needs shoggoths. T̞e͎̫̺̺̳̤k̩͢e̷͉l̺̺i̶̮̼̠̱̫-̣͕̫͔̫͙l̨̯i̴͓͍̪̗.
Don't startle me like that. I thought for a moment "bitey" had escaped his circle.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 19, 2016, 02:28:49 am
Butbutbut...shoggoths don't bite. They goop.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 19, 2016, 03:53:52 am
Oh but they do bite my dear random dragon. They bite with so many mouths all at once. They scream and they gibber and they bite. They goop too, to be sure, but mostly so they can bite.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 19, 2016, 02:20:08 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McqoFdTFWj4
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 19, 2016, 03:17:30 pm
Oh but they do bite my dear random dragon. They bite with so many mouths all at once. They scream and they gibber and they bite. They goop too, to be sure, but mostly so they can bite.

I mostly just assumed they gooped right over giant penguins and yanked heads off whatever was immune to gooping. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 19, 2016, 04:39:55 pm
Oh yeah they do that too. There is no end to the creativity of a shoggoths madness. I'a the mad piper. I'a the crawling chaos.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 19, 2016, 05:05:28 pm
[Madness Intensifies]
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 19, 2016, 09:53:48 pm
Semi-related
Fallout 4 Far Harbour looks like it pretty much has Deep Ones in it

I'a Dagon I'a Hydra
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 20, 2016, 12:09:14 am
My hands are suffering an allergic reaction and are chapped to hell. Life is pain kill me.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 20, 2016, 01:28:53 pm
My hands are suffering an allergic reaction and are chapped to hell. Life is pain kill me.

That is why you wear gloves. D:
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 23, 2016, 03:28:57 am
I think I finally made it to the "Loser Son" stage of life:

All I do is play videogames, try to find a job, and jerk off specifically to Tracer rule 34. I need to get a hobby, maybe hiking, maybe take more hours at whatever job I get so I can bitch about things.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 23, 2016, 07:46:17 am
I think you should just make a job out of talking about memes.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 23, 2016, 01:46:44 pm
I think you should just make a job out of talking about memes.

A meme commentator. A commemetator?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: ajwilli1 on May 23, 2016, 02:44:16 pm
I think you should just make a job out of talking about memes.

A meme commentator. A commemetator?

I already am that only I don't get paid.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 23, 2016, 02:52:17 pm
Memes. Totally an exploitable resource. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on May 23, 2016, 03:09:12 pm
Memes are the future.   A new source of power.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 23, 2016, 03:10:52 pm
Memes are the future.   A new source of power.

Unlimited pooooweeeer. [Force Lightning Intensifies]
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 23, 2016, 04:01:16 pm
*Trailer Guy voice*
This summer
Imagine a world
Powered by.
Memes

Disney presents the story of one meme commentators unlikely path to world domination

The Aj-inator.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 23, 2016, 07:59:39 pm
And the main villain would be Old Meme Incarnate. With I assume is either CATS, one of those fugly 90s gifs, or maybe Ball-Eating Spock if you want something that predates the internet as we know it.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 23, 2016, 10:34:41 pm
Genitals that have been toasted and lightly buttered, the Aj-inators arch enemy.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 24, 2016, 12:36:29 am
You're supposed to butter butts though. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 24, 2016, 11:12:33 am
You're supposed to butter butts though. :V
but butter toasted genitals is where it is at
(And also is an old injoke that started way back in Whales Dev. :p)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 24, 2016, 03:41:19 pm
A meme even older than The Moosening? Maximum heresy.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 24, 2016, 05:30:31 pm
This is the third time I've been sent a faulty replacement part for my computer. It's gotten to a point where I just expect parts I order to arrive broken. I ordered a new keyboard for my laptop and the new one arrive with a stuck key, only 3 other functional keys, a broken Q key, and on top of that, it's bent in two places. This damn thing was advertised as new god damnit. Last time it was a monitor I had to replace after my laptop decided to take a leap off my table. The replacement I was sent had a burnt out contact because whoever they got to test it before shipping it didnt bother to pull the power or discharge the residual electricity before unhooking it. I can almost imagine whoever it was going to unhook the monitor, seeing/hearing the spark, and just stuffing the monitor into the packing thinking "IM SURE ITS FINE, NO ONE WILL KNOW!" Is there no pride in ones reputation anymore?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 24, 2016, 06:08:55 pm
A meme even older than The Moosening? Maximum heresy.
Yep, one of the few things that has been passed on from Whales Dev, which is a good thing.
There are some things that is good that is lost
Like FunctionZero's art they did of a misshapen fetus from the game.
*Shudder*
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: TheFunsizeNinja on May 24, 2016, 09:51:25 pm
A wild ninja appears! It teleports away.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 24, 2016, 10:38:40 pm
A wild ninja appears! It teleports away.

A wild snackninja appears? o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 26, 2016, 12:26:53 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLRLYPiaAoA
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: BadSniper on May 26, 2016, 08:13:00 pm
Well, all good things must come to an end. I just got home from being with my cousins as they had to put down their dog earlier today. Poor old guy was practically wasting away in front of them, he would barely eat, and couldn't get up and down their stairs any more.

The saddest part of this story is that they've had him since before my younger cousin (who is a year older than me) started school, and he is now graduating as a senior from high school this year. 13 years pass; a boy and his dog, starting an adventure together, and now finishing that adventure together.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 27, 2016, 05:59:38 am
Losing a dog is pretty fucking awful, I lost both my Rottweilers to cancer at around the same time like two years ago, probably the worst thing I've ever been through tbh, had them for most of my life.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 29, 2016, 09:28:42 pm
TITS
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 30, 2016, 02:04:50 am
TITS

Is that a request, or a declaration of intent?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 30, 2016, 03:05:55 am
Its a conversation starter. I move that all but 2 sexual preferences agree that tits are great.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 30, 2016, 03:22:20 am
Its a conversation starter. I move that all but 2 sexual preferences agree that tits are great.

And what if you're all about them hips? owo

Or a dragon I guess. Hard to enjoy mammalian features when your females typically lack them. Then again, that would explain the concept of half-dragons quite adequately...
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 30, 2016, 03:27:10 am
Its a conversation starter. I move that all but 2 sexual preferences agree that tits are great.

And what if you're all about them hips? owo

Or a dragon I guess. Hard to enjoy mammalian features when your females typically lack them. Then again, that would explain the concept of half-dragons quite adequately...
It doesn't matter if you are all about them hips, tits are still nice. And, if Fur Affinity is anything to go by, dragons have tits :P.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 30, 2016, 03:32:29 am
Huehuehue. Okay, anthro dragons maybe. And/or hybrids. Feral dragons with tits is heresy. o3o

Not like the voredragon should be cracking jokes about what people like though. >_>
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 30, 2016, 04:45:04 am
Very few people here can criticize furry related fetishes without being a hypocrite.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 30, 2016, 05:00:38 am
True. At least I joke about my own fetishes just as readily. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 30, 2016, 05:02:25 am
I have no real fetishes to begin with beyond furries. YOU CANT JOKE ABOIT SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EXIST, OR THERE WOULD BE MORE JOKES ABOUT BUBBADOO'S GIRLFRIENDS OR MY AMAZING PARENTS.
caps lock is cruise control for cool.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 30, 2016, 05:11:34 am
I have no real fetishes to begin with beyond furries.

Close enough, though your taste in pizza is the real heresy here. owo
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 30, 2016, 07:09:03 am
To start with; Hips > Absolutely everything else
Bubbadoo is the manlinest man and has six new girlfriends every day.
Burn the heretic, kill the mutant furry, purge the unclean.
Peregrins taste in Pizza is probably because he's some kind of major Chaos Demon and should be burnt immediately.
Dragons are also heresey, unless you can tame them and ride them into battle.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: RedVulnus on May 30, 2016, 12:28:10 pm
*walks into thread*
Hey gu-
*sees current topic*
Well, I guess I needed to go visit youtube or something anyway.... yall have fun with... your topic of discussion
*walks out of thread and hangs 'do not disturb' sign*
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 30, 2016, 01:38:15 pm
The fact that this is a conversation that can happen is why I use the internet.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 30, 2016, 01:46:11 pm
(http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/pp181/replicators_album/ARFCOM/scx53n.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 30, 2016, 01:53:49 pm
Dragons are also heresey, unless you can tame them and ride them into battle.

In Soviet Russia, dragon rides you. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 30, 2016, 02:40:52 pm
In soviet Russia, terrible economic policies take down YOU!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 30, 2016, 02:45:32 pm
To start with; Hips > Absolutely everything else
Bubbadoo is the manlinest man and has six new girlfriends every day.
Is urged to post a picture of him in a dress now.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 30, 2016, 02:54:00 pm
To start with; Hips > Absolutely everything else
Bubbadoo is the manlinest man and has six new girlfriends every day.
Is urged to post a picture of him in a dress now.

Now we need Rule 63 of Bubbadoo instead. o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 30, 2016, 03:04:54 pm
To start with; Hips > Absolutely everything else
Bubbadoo is the manlinest man and has six new girlfriends every day.
Is urged to post a picture of him in a dress now.

Now we need Rule 63 of Bubbadoo instead. o3o

Spoiler, it's not that great.
I was pretty fabulous tho.

(http://i.imgur.com/sCDoLhv.jpg)

and before you ask, it was dress as the opposite gender day at school.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 30, 2016, 03:10:56 pm
[Giggling Intensifies]
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on May 30, 2016, 04:46:54 pm
My cat is just sat on me and he has been for the past four hours please send help.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 30, 2016, 05:06:45 pm
My cat is just sat on me and he has been for the past four hours please send help.

Give him bellyrubs. That will either annoying him into leaving, or make him scratch the shit outta you. And then leave.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 30, 2016, 08:08:55 pm
My cat is just sat on me and he has been for the past four hours please send help.

Give him bellyrubs. That will make him murder the shit outta you. And then leave.
FTFY!

 FTFY - Six
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 30, 2016, 08:35:59 pm
Pull his fur out, that works with mine.
no I'm not joking. He has terrible full body matts and I don't have an electric pet razor.

As long as they aren't grotesquely large, bewbs are nice. I find cup size D and up to be "too large." Seeing them doesn't really entice anything in me much though. A good set of hips though? As long as they aren't, just like breasts, grotesquely large. There's something in my pants, who put it there?

I have no opinion on the furry agenda. Whatever get's your willy waggling I guess, as long as you aren't creepy about it.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 30, 2016, 08:42:53 pm
D is pretty good, DD is also actually pretty good too. F is more than I know what to do with unfortunately.
Nice to know I'm not alone in my hip fetish though
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 31, 2016, 04:10:25 am
If it would cause noticeable spinal trauma, its too big. Less than that...
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on May 31, 2016, 05:24:49 am
Am I that one weirdo that likes small boobs?  D-cup seems too big.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on May 31, 2016, 08:07:11 am
Spoiler: GREAT TITS AHOY (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Mr. Epic Cheese Man on May 31, 2016, 09:36:58 am
Spoiler: GREAT TITS AHOY (hover to show)

You made me cry
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on May 31, 2016, 12:04:09 pm
Am I that one weirdo that likes small boobs?  D-cup seems too big.
I remember a particularly lazy cat who was also enamoured by small breasts IIRC
I may be thinking of someone else tho
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 31, 2016, 12:14:58 pm
Spoiler: GREAT TITS AHOY (hover to show)

You made me cry

I'm not sure whether to laugh, cry, or facepalm.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on May 31, 2016, 12:20:26 pm
Spoiler: Big boobies (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 31, 2016, 12:26:02 pm
You know this can only end in anthro blue-footed boobies with huge...tracts of land. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on May 31, 2016, 12:34:20 pm
Spoiler: GREAT TITS AHOY (hover to show)
I did all 3.

You made me cry

I'm not sure whether to laugh, cry, or facepalm.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on June 01, 2016, 05:42:42 am
Spoiler: Big boobies (hover to show)
And now I feel the guilt of being a shithead long ago when I was much younger... I wanted to watch cartoons, and my mom tried to get me to watch a documentary about these birds, but I was a shit and screamed for cartoons. I wish I'd watched the bird documentary. and now I'm remembering other shit I'd rather have left unremembered for a time. All of them moments of unbelievable shittiness on my part. and now I feel better, because pleasant memories of getting away with shittiness without harming anyone (who didnt deserve it.)
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCWaN_Tc5wo
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 01, 2016, 05:55:47 am
Well, I got home way too late, am doing a thing and staying up way too late, and since I'm the only one that posts in the gaming section at the moment, have some Doom modding derp.

Strife. Why. Why you do this, Strife. You have a stamina stat. And it resets if you die and respawn, thus fucking over co-op. And fucking over my efforts to add a co-op mod for Hexen using the magic of ACS scripting, which I've only JUST recently fifgured out how to do.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on June 01, 2016, 11:36:09 pm
I found the cringiest, most unintentionally offensive to trans people, and lolwut thing. Brace yourself, its gun git fucking stupid up in here.
http://furriesbelonginlgbt.tumblr.com/post/145059122814/furries-in-lgbt
I hope that this is a troll post.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on June 02, 2016, 12:12:26 am
Well, I got home way too late, am doing a thing and staying up way too late, and since I'm the only one that posts in the gaming section at the moment, have some Doom modding derp.

Havn't had anything to talk about, so I havn't gone in for a few days. though...

Oh, that sight perigrin. I'm not any of those things and I cringed a bit. Also the color burns my eyes.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on June 02, 2016, 03:38:56 am
Well, I got home way too late, am doing a thing and staying up way too late, and since I'm the only one that posts in the gaming section at the moment, have some Doom modding derp.

Havn't had anything to talk about, so I havn't gone in for a few days. though...

Oh, that sight perigrin. I'm not any of those things and I cringed a bit. Also the color burns my eyes.
Its a hell of a thing. It makes me want to throw them into some certain Russian flora.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on June 02, 2016, 04:09:56 am
Wake up.
Check utterly mad.
See that.
Cry.

That's about the summary of my day so far.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 02, 2016, 10:14:45 am
The only thing that was even remotely okay about that post is that LGBF sounds better IMO, but absolutely everything else was fucking silly as shit so fuck that person.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 03, 2016, 09:23:34 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYbgdo8e-8


Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 04, 2016, 05:08:34 am
You know what's some fucking heresy?

The site that originally provoked me to get AdBlock Plus, many years ago, now getting uppity about my use of an adblocker.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 04, 2016, 10:33:19 am
Ads are fucking annoying on most sites but people who use adblock on YouTube are shitlords, unless you just forget to turn it off
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 04, 2016, 11:58:51 am
Ads are fucking annoying on most sites but people who use adblock on YouTube are shitlords, unless you just forget to turn it off

Tell that to the annoying, chatty audio ads that forcibly interrupt what you're watching. And that goes double if you have a shitty satellite net with bandwidth limits. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 04, 2016, 12:08:37 pm
But the ad revenue!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 04, 2016, 12:09:40 pm
But the bandwidth. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on June 04, 2016, 07:50:02 pm
Fuck the ad revenue. I'd rather not have my PC grind to a halt because the shitty ads are eating it's memory, forcing the browser to crash after five minutes. I got really sick of seeing meaningless dog shit interrupting what I was looking at. Mostly political ads at the time.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 04, 2016, 09:55:49 pm
I have a confession to make
I too am a shitlord, I use Adblock on YouTube most of the time, unless it's a YouTuber I quite like
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 04, 2016, 10:32:04 pm
Fuck the ad revenue. I'd rather not have my PC grind to a halt because the shitty ads are eating it's memory, forcing the browser to crash after five minutes. I got really sick of seeing meaningless dog shit interrupting what I was looking at. Mostly political ads at the time.

Or the malware. That actually happened to me once. -w-
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on June 05, 2016, 03:24:53 am
I have Adblock because I honestly don't want to listen to the same unskippable minute long ad or the unskippable thirty second long ad about the fucking EU referendum.
YouTube I'm like twelve I can't even vote
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on June 05, 2016, 03:38:13 am
I have adblock because my internet cannot handle ads. It literally implodes at them. Either because its satellite and freaks out, or, if on the not satellite, its literally dial up.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on June 05, 2016, 07:45:02 pm
So it is agreed then? Adblock is a gift from our glorious emperor, given out of love for both us and a stable internet connection. Even to the pineapple pizza eating heretics does this gift go, such is his will.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 05, 2016, 09:46:04 pm
I have Adblock because I honestly don't want to listen to the same unskippable minute long ad or the unskippable thirty second long ad about the fucking EU referendum.
YouTube I'm like twelve I can't even vote
Stop being fucking twelve then and go and vote damnit
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 06, 2016, 02:57:18 am
I have Adblock because I honestly don't want to listen to the same unskippable minute long ad or the unskippable thirty second long ad about the fucking EU referendum.
YouTube I'm like twelve I can't even vote
Stop being fucking twelve then and go and vote damnit

Don't look at me, I'm votin' anarchist. o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on June 06, 2016, 04:16:13 am
I have Adblock because I honestly don't want to listen to the same unskippable minute long ad or the unskippable thirty second long ad about the fucking EU referendum.
YouTube I'm like twelve I can't even vote
Stop being fucking twelve then and go and vote damnit

Don't look at me, I'm votin' anarchist. o3o
Anarchy?    Eh, accuracy is overrated anyway :p
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 06, 2016, 04:34:18 am
I have Adblock because I honestly don't want to listen to the same unskippable minute long ad or the unskippable thirty second long ad about the fucking EU referendum.
YouTube I'm like twelve I can't even vote
Stop being fucking twelve then and go and vote damnit

Don't look at me, I'm votin' anarchist. o3o
You mean Trump right?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 06, 2016, 10:05:31 am
90% chance there's gonna be riots after the EU Referendum because half the country doesn't get what they want
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 06, 2016, 11:18:33 am
You mean Trump right?

No, that would be votin' corporate. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 06, 2016, 01:17:30 pm
You mean Trump right?

No, that would be votin' corporate. :V
But it would cause some anarchy!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 06, 2016, 09:18:29 pm
You mean Trump right?

No, that would be votin' corporate. :V
But it would cause some racism
FTFY
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 07, 2016, 08:17:43 am
You mean Trump right?

No, that would be votin' corporate. :V
But it would cause some built walls and small loans of a million dollars.
FTFY
FTFY x2
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 07, 2016, 11:52:26 am
My printer is possessed by the fucking Elder Gods or some other Eldritch entity
(http://i.imgur.com/JE2ux5K.jpg?1)

EDIT: Holy photo resolution, Batman!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on June 07, 2016, 01:05:42 pm
Your printer is possessed by the ghost of a Welshman.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 07, 2016, 01:05:52 pm
My printer is possessed by the fucking Elder Gods or some other Eldritch entity

T҉͇e̪ke̳͢l̸̬̼̗̠̻͉̺i҉̭̟ͅ-̛̱͚̘͈̟l̨i̢͎̞͉.̧͖̲ ͚͈̮͔̹̹͙o̻̠̦̙̪̦͢3o̷͓̦͙͎̻
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on June 07, 2016, 01:49:45 pm
Your printer is possessed by the ghost of a Welshman.
Welsh writing is about as comprehensible as a Glasgow native after the second bottle of whiskey.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 07, 2016, 04:34:31 pm
Your printer is possessed by the ghost of a Welshman.
Welsh are Eldritch-abomination sheep-shaggers.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 07, 2016, 11:16:43 pm
I can confirm the Welsh are horrific Eldrich beings of untold power
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 09, 2016, 11:00:18 am
I bought an Arc Lighter
(http://i.imgur.com/J7ncmhll.jpg)
Probably the most pointless but coolest thing I've ever bought.
It's also pretty af.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 09, 2016, 02:44:43 pm
Now, how much tinder can you light with that? :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 09, 2016, 03:50:30 pm
It's rechargeable so
ALL OF IT
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 09, 2016, 04:13:49 pm
Also recent development, I'm extremely good at poker, this seems profitable.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on June 09, 2016, 04:20:35 pm
Holy fuck someone at my school had a tantrum over got getting their whiteboard cleaned properly.  Like, a full on table flipping, teacher punching, chair throwing tantrum.

Gonna state that the reason I got moved between schools was because I wasn't working because I was 'ill'.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 09, 2016, 05:18:45 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/K902zOi.png)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on June 10, 2016, 04:13:48 am
Damn it, Caconym, post in HUGLA so I can spam more pictures without looking like a doubleposting douchebag.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 10, 2016, 10:45:55 am
(http://i.imgur.com/K902zOi.png)
At last, a bathroom I can use after that terrible accident left me with a dick the size of a baby
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on June 10, 2016, 09:08:05 pm
Once upon a highschool time, I made an ad for a product to cure erectile dysfunction. It was just a picture of a guy with a Y shaped stick holding his junk up with the slogan "prop it up!" written underneath it.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 11, 2016, 12:24:31 am
You should get a job in marketing
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 11, 2016, 04:32:13 am
Once upon a highschool time, I made an ad for a product to cure erectile dysfunction. It was just a picture of a guy with a Y shaped stick holding his junk up with the slogan "prop it up!" written underneath it.

That is not how becoming a tripod works. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 11, 2016, 05:38:46 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qCyw1XhNYI

Pretty much me today.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 12, 2016, 01:18:23 pm
And I thought conspiracy cats always land on their feet?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 12, 2016, 04:43:06 pm
And I thought conspiracy cats always land on their feet?
but unlike random dragons, they lack the ability to fly and the ability to safely land from miles in the air.
They may land on their feet but their feet can't negate impact completely.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 12, 2016, 08:02:44 pm
And I thought conspiracy cats always land on their feet?
but unlike random dragons, they lack the ability to fly and the ability to safely land from miles in the air.
They may land on their feet but their feet can't negate impact completely.
Conspiracy cats however have six hundred and sixty six lives though, and evolutionary defence against being assassinated for knowing classified government information.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 12, 2016, 08:53:28 pm
but unlike random dragons, they lack the ability to fly and the ability to safely land from miles in the air.
They may land on their feet but their feet can't negate impact completely.

If I was a fully random dragon, wouldn't my wings have a chance of not working? D:
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 13, 2016, 05:14:34 am
but unlike random dragons, they lack the ability to fly and the ability to safely land from miles in the air.
They may land on their feet but their feet can't negate impact completely.

If I was a fully random dragon, wouldn't my wings have a chance of not working? D:
Fair point, but isn't a dragon that is unable to fly be classed as a drake instead?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 13, 2016, 01:39:54 pm
Fair point, but isn't a dragon that is unable to fly be classed as a drake instead?

Maybe, but I'd only be a drake in an Atari game, because I'm not a duck. o3o

(http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/c/c5/ataridragon.png)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 13, 2016, 03:26:10 pm
Nuh, drake is a wingless dragon. Like a wyvern is a smaller dragon with no arms, just wings and hindlegs. It's just another classification of a fantasy creature. :p
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on June 13, 2016, 04:06:04 pm
Nuh, drake is a wingless dragon. Like a wyvern is a smaller dragon with no arms, just wings and hindlegs. It's just another classification of a fantasy creature. :p
A wyvern is more like a giant, venomous, scaley chicken that can fly. Also more animalish than a dragon. Go ahead and call a dragon a wyvern or make any implication that the two are similar, dragons will push your shit in. I'm surprised random_dragon hasn't taken offense at this lumping him together with such a base creature.

Is dragonism the next feminism?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 13, 2016, 04:29:28 pm
A wyvern is more like a giant, venomous, scaley chicken that can fly. Also more animalish than a dragon. Go ahead and call a dragon a wyvern or make any implication that the two are similar, dragons will push your shit in. I'm surprised random_dragon hasn't taken offense at this lumping him together with such a base creature.

Is dragonism the next feminism?
He is a random dragon so its random whether or not h e takes offense to it or not.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 13, 2016, 06:09:04 pm
Nuh, drake is a wingless dragon. Like a wyvern is a smaller dragon with no arms, just wings and hindlegs. It's just another classification of a fantasy creature. :p

I oughta eat you for missing the joke. >.o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on June 14, 2016, 01:23:29 am
Nuh, drake is a wingless dragon. Like a wyvern is a smaller dragon with no arms, just wings and hindlegs. It's just another classification of a fantasy creature. :p

I oughta eat you for missing the joke. >.o
Yeah, you dragonist. Check your privilege.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 14, 2016, 10:33:25 am
Maximum derp.

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 14, 2016, 11:54:03 am
On another topic I just had a super realistic dream about Wizards because of a side effect of my medication.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on June 14, 2016, 08:30:04 pm
Ambian?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 14, 2016, 11:32:01 pm
Mirtazapine, one of the side effects is vivid dreams, a side effect that apparently means super fucking realistic dreams.
I had a dream that I had a beard and woke up really fucking confused for about ten minutes as to why I didn't have a beard because I was so convinced it was real.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on June 15, 2016, 05:04:19 am
The glory of sleeping pills. I wonder whats up with the dreaming bit though.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 15, 2016, 12:01:07 pm
Not to mention, who ate your beard? The dream gnomes. D:
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 15, 2016, 01:00:03 pm
Fucking dream gnomes, I'll kill the bastards one day.
Also I guess the best way to describe my dreams is that it feels like a lucid dream, without the actual lucid part because I have even less of an idea that it's a dream.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 16, 2016, 02:31:45 am
Well I went out drinking last night and apparently I had a really bad panic attack and severely disassociated and nearly got stabbed to death by a Mexican guy, but I'm okay now and that's all that matters.
Moral of the story is never go out drinking in Liverpool.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on June 16, 2016, 02:37:31 am
Well I went out drinking last night and apparently I had a really bad panic attack and severely disassociated and nearly got stabbed to death by a Mexican guy, but I'm okay now and that's all that matters.
Moral of the story is never go out drinking in Liverpool.
Jesus. Panic attacks suck man, and drinking while having one probably made the situation worse. I have had panic attacks before, sucks. Also, you are now the second person I know to get stabbed/nearly stabbed by a Mexican while drinking.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 16, 2016, 03:38:52 am
Also, you are now the second person I know to get stabbed/nearly stabbed by a Mexican while drinking.
This is why the world needs Trump and his Wall.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 16, 2016, 06:40:23 am
It appears I'm no longer able to sleep. I'm tired af because I've been awake for like over 24 hours, plus being out drinking and having a near death experience, and yet I can't sleep.
Pretty sure it's not any kinda trauma tho because I'm not really assed about the near stabbing thing because I'm not dead, so why care.
Fucking. Shit.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 16, 2016, 12:17:15 pm
Mierda. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 16, 2016, 04:59:12 pm
I managed to sleep but I'm hungover af
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 16, 2016, 08:31:50 pm
I managed to sleep but I'm hungover af

The answer to that is booze. Live your one weird dream, if you can't have a beard then drink like a dorf. o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 16, 2016, 10:28:55 pm
Eh, I've got to avoid drinking too often, I can only really drink like once a month, doesn't really do too many good things for me and it screws with my medication.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on June 20, 2016, 10:56:09 pm
I thought of starting my own AMA and calling it "Look at my dick; another cart on the bandwagon."
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 21, 2016, 12:06:47 am
I thought of starting my own AMA and calling it "Look at my dick; another cart on the bandwagon."

How much wood can your wood chuck if you got wood to chuck wood? Or some other shitty mangling of the woodchuck question for the sake of adding a "getting wood" joke to it.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Siege-Loli on June 21, 2016, 01:15:02 am
But really I'll ask the tough questions burning in people's minds:

How big yo dick?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 21, 2016, 03:25:28 am
I thought of starting my own AMA and calling it "Look at my dick; another cart on the bandwagon."
Do it, Lorknis needs to know
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 21, 2016, 11:40:02 am
So Lorknis instead will have an I Ask You Anything (About Dicks) thread. o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on June 23, 2016, 03:08:23 am
http://www.arizonacustomknives.com/product.aspx?ProductID=134341&ReturnUrl=/AGA-Campolin.aspx?product-listing.aspx

AhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CURSE THIS PRICE TAG. MY KNIFE-COLLECTING FERVOR IS EATING ME UP INSIDE THE MORE I STARE AT THIS PIECE OF ART.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 23, 2016, 03:28:53 am
http://www.arizonacustomknives.com/product.aspx?ProductID=134341&ReturnUrl=/AGA-Campolin.aspx?product-listing.aspx

AhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CURSE THIS PRICE TAG. MY KNIFE-COLLECTING FERVOR IS EATING ME UP INSIDE THE MORE I STARE AT THIS PIECE OF ART.
You should stab someone for it!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 23, 2016, 04:23:07 am
Butbuttbut. Why not a sexy bowie knife? D:
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 23, 2016, 06:56:23 pm
A sexy bowie knife
(http://img09.deviantart.net/4aef/i/2013/032/2/b/david_bowie_knife_by_captain0marauding-d5ti4y3.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 23, 2016, 08:09:02 pm
What is this technicolor monstrosity that some heretic turned a proper knife into? D:
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 23, 2016, 10:02:40 pm
What is this technicolor monstrosity that some heretic turned a proper knife into? D:
It's a David Bowie knife, I was making a joke ya' nerd.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 23, 2016, 10:27:17 pm
...doh. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 23, 2016, 11:23:03 pm
...doh. ;w;
Haha, it's fiiiiiine.
*hugs*
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 23, 2016, 11:58:51 pm
Haha, it's fiiiiiine.
*hugs*

[Flailing Intensifies]
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on June 24, 2016, 03:15:42 am
Butbuttbut. Why not a sexy bowie knife? D:
BECAUSE I ALREADY OWN TWO
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 24, 2016, 06:48:40 am
RIP in pieces British economy!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 24, 2016, 06:57:29 am
i got a new profile picture, dunno why i chose this one though. I don't even play overwatch.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on June 24, 2016, 07:10:59 am
That's not even a good picture of McCree.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 24, 2016, 08:43:03 am
RIP in pieces British economy!
It'll recover, maybe.
It was still a dumb thing to do and unfortunately a lot of it was fueled by ignorance and racism.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on June 24, 2016, 09:46:59 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRxy8dcTaQQ
Yeah shits fucked.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 24, 2016, 10:05:05 am
RIP in pieces British economy!
It'll recover, maybe.
It was still a dumb thing to do and unfortunately a lot of it was fueled by ignorance and racism.
Nah mate, shits well fucked the UK is likely to splinter with the like of independent Scotland and possible unified Ireland(however unlikely that would be), and Wales when they realise how fucked they are without the EU despite voting to leave.
This is last death throes of the British Empire.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 24, 2016, 12:58:45 pm
The British Empire died long ago, some of us don't seem to have come to terms with that yet though.
Scotland will, and should, vote for independence, they unanimously voted to remain in the EU and so did Northern Ireland, but our old racists and the Welsh forced them out. Fortunately in the event of Scotland voting for independence, there have been talks about taking Liverpool with them, which means I'd live in Scotland and not have to deal with our horrific government.

Many are hailing today as British Independence Day, an odd parody of the American Independence Day. What many of them don't realise that today marks to first day of a slow and horrid decay into obscurity, as we struggle to remain relevant in the world after losing the last thing that made us worth a damn. Our currency is in decline and while most are saying it will recover, Britain never truly will. We've forced the man in power so many of us despised to step down, only to learn he'll almost certainly be replaced by someone far worse than him. Today marked the day we broke ourselves for a short sprint towards glory we only imagined was there as politicians lied to us and laughed.
The people who will never truly experience the effects of what they've done are forcing their children and grandchildren into a world of uncertainty, one with a rather bleak looking future, as they sit there smugly thinking about how good they are for making Britain a stronger country, while being completely oblivious to the idea of power through peace and unity.

Today is a sad day for any British person anywhere in the world, but it doesn't matter because we're all off down the pub for a pint.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on June 24, 2016, 01:16:00 pm
Unfortunately I can't actually drink legally.

Thanks, grandparents.
You fucked up.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 24, 2016, 01:20:45 pm
æQue carajo? What did I miss? >.o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 24, 2016, 01:43:19 pm
æQue carajo? What did I miss? >.o
Do you not know of the Brexit (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=brexit&l=1)Sounds like a shitty cereal brand?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 24, 2016, 07:29:29 pm
Apparently the end of Top Gear is the reason for brexit (https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator/comments/4ppgpd/the_end_of_top_gear_was_the_leading_cause_for/?ref=share&ref_source=link)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 25, 2016, 01:34:30 am
I am the last to hear of things as usual. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 25, 2016, 11:35:32 am
I am the last to hear of things as usual. :V
Actually I was on the same boat as you until I saw conspiricat's posts about it. I had been hearing a lot of references to it, not quite saying what was happening, but something in the UK. The problem was I had no idea what to put in the search query to look more into the matter, so thanks Cacodemonym. Not so subtle nickname coming from a guy with a bunch of Doom gifs in his sig. :3
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 25, 2016, 12:42:24 pm
Caconym confirmed for one-eyed floaty pumpkin. D:
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 25, 2016, 06:56:43 pm
Caconym confirmed for one-eyed floaty pumpkin. D:
http://www.dramabutton.com/
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 26, 2016, 12:18:02 am
This needs a Doom-themed variant.

WHY do I always instinctively assume Caconym's random links are porn?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 26, 2016, 12:04:51 pm
welp, i now have an imgur account.

And i designed an apartment in the hotline miami level editor for /50B/ on reddit. Because I'm bored.

Spoiler: Wow, Sebastian, how come you get to have two images? (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 28, 2016, 08:14:11 am
Welp double post b'cuz i'm an asshole, I edited the apartment thing. Added some clutter to the bedroom along with other various things.

Spoiler: Gee whizz Sebastian, now you only have one image. (hover to show)

Lemme know if you feel there's anything I should add, or if something's too plain.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 28, 2016, 01:31:13 pm
I'll admit, that looks adorable. o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 28, 2016, 01:54:47 pm
I just got back from my first blood donation, wasn't half as bad as I was expecting but my arm is cold and sore.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: HS1342 on June 28, 2016, 06:00:13 pm
The idea of someone draining my blood...
*shudder

Ya did good.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 28, 2016, 11:22:00 pm
The idea of someone draining my blood...
*shudder

Ya did good.

But vampires are sexy. Unless they sparkle. o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 29, 2016, 07:47:10 am
I, uh, can see the super sekret admin board.
Guessing that's not subposed to happen.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 29, 2016, 01:43:45 pm
I, uh, can see the super sekret admin board.
Guessing that's not subposed to happen.
The admin bored and not the moderator board right?
'Caus I don't see the admin board.
I do see the Moderator one, because moderator, but I can't say if others are able to see that one too though.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 29, 2016, 02:11:26 pm
moderator, admin, same thing. psssh. But yeah, i see it and i dont know why...
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 29, 2016, 03:14:01 pm
*puts welding googles on* Mod forum? I see nothing. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 29, 2016, 06:24:40 pm
moderator, admin, same thing. psssh. But yeah, i see it and i dont know why...
Wilson, moderator and admin are not the same thing.
The difference matters because there is both a moderator and admin board. At least, I do remember that when I was adminned for a short while.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 29, 2016, 06:40:08 pm
i can see the moderator board and I don't know why.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 29, 2016, 10:38:06 pm
I am saddragon, I can't see any such thing anywhere. Is it because I'm the forum's FNG?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 30, 2016, 05:10:39 am
I am saddragon, I can't see any such thing anywhere. Is it because I'm the forum's FNG?
Wilson is not a moderator, he shouldn't be seeing it in the first place.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 30, 2016, 05:15:02 am
It was because you joined the Postcount Generalissimo group after you hit 1500 posts, for some reason the group gave you access to the mod board. I've fixed it now.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 30, 2016, 05:42:18 am
There's a conspiracy behind this somewhere...
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Forrest on June 30, 2016, 05:43:54 am
Aw maaaaan

I see no sekrit borts ;-;
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 30, 2016, 07:01:43 am
The real conspiracy is if there's a super extra secret board you only get access to after you hit 3000 posts.

But there isn't.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 30, 2016, 07:53:04 am
The real conspiracy is if there's a super extra secret board you only get access to after you hit 3000 posts.

But there isn't.
That is gonna' take a lot of Sixposting to get to that amount.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on June 30, 2016, 08:40:26 am
A bug?   A GLITCH?   UTTERLY MAD IS FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS.
EVACUATE!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 30, 2016, 09:14:09 am
The real conspiracy is if there's a super extra secret board you only get access to after you hit 3000 posts.

But there isn't.
That is gonna' take a lot of Sixposting to get to that amount.
(http://i.imgur.com/Jy5l776.gif)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 30, 2016, 11:49:52 am
It was because you joined the Postcount Generalissimo group after you hit 1500 posts, for some reason the group gave you access to the mod board. I've fixed it now.

[Saddragon Intensifies]

So, time for a random derp moment from me. I was moving some music when I noticed that the right-click menu, as usual, included the option to open it in Notepad++. So I did, on a whim just to see how brain-breaking it would be.

Somehow I was able to make enough sense of the garbled mess to figure out that one could use this to edit out unnecessary seconds of silence from a song.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Stopsignal on June 30, 2016, 01:14:07 pm
How??
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 30, 2016, 01:30:22 pm
...literally just open open the MP3 file in Notepad++, and after the first couple lines you have nothing but lines apparently describing segments of song data. You can usually spot actual silence at a glance, but quiet parts are a nuisance to find. :V

Even moreso when I decided to alter an 8-minute song, that had over a minute of almost-silence smack dab in the middle of it.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 30, 2016, 02:09:11 pm
You may have some sort of (useless)superpower there, I just get a load of gibberish if I open an mp3 file with notepad++.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 30, 2016, 02:36:24 pm
The key is to notice that each chuck of gibberish is only described by a single line. For example...

Code: [Select]
  4€  LAME3.99.5UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULAME3.99.5UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU’ū’d@š  i    

Is apparently silence. Not sure how LONG a line represents, but deleting 100-something lines seems to cut out about a second of song time.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 30, 2016, 03:12:55 pm
Probably a superpower.
Or your a fucking Noise Marine in disguise.
CALL THE INQUISITION
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 30, 2016, 03:28:39 pm
But removing excess silence is a universally nifty superpower. D:

You can use it to increase the efficiency of your oaths to the machine spirit. Or use it to maximize how your payers-per-second to the God-Emperor.

Or ya can use it ta make da WAAAGH go fasta, like red paint for MP3s.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 30, 2016, 03:52:46 pm
Quote
News:
Hawaiian Pizza is 10/10

You shut the fuck up, you fucking HERETIC
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 30, 2016, 04:00:00 pm
So when do I get a new entry mocking me? ;w;
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Wheel-Son on June 30, 2016, 04:06:48 pm
Remember kids! HERESY isn't a joke!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on June 30, 2016, 04:34:43 pm
So when do I get a new entry mocking me? ;w;
You do, but good luck finding it amongst the 1200 news entries.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 30, 2016, 05:11:13 pm
Yay. How will I know it isn't another of the news entries punning of Minecraft's dragon-free splash screen quotes? :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on June 30, 2016, 06:45:13 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/UN3I5UB.png)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 30, 2016, 07:32:40 pm
It exists. I feel loved. :V

However, I am not changing my name to Pseudorandom_Dragon. o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 01, 2016, 12:05:33 am
Just here to show how vast the news section is
I zoomed out to the minimum, each white box and coinciding text to the right represents one whole news post.
(https://i.gyazo.com/ab3f43c3c0f302a2d132e6d1bf4d01b4.gif)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 01, 2016, 12:39:44 am
It is terrifying. Now if only I knew how to binge-read the news entries...
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 01, 2016, 12:54:55 am
It is terrifying. Now if only I knew how to binge-read the news entries...
Ctrl + R, look at the news, repeat, hope to not get the same one.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Perigrin on July 01, 2016, 05:21:46 am
We just bolt more shit into the news whenever it tickles our fancy.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on July 01, 2016, 08:48:19 am
(http://i.imgur.com/K1vDh3M.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZkF5OT5.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/3YWgRAy.png)
(https://i.gyazo.com/d78f0c38049719a0feb5a9ffe6dfd8cb.png)
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: guest48 on July 01, 2016, 11:43:23 am
I don't have any ;-;
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 01, 2016, 11:59:16 am
[Refreshing Intensifies]



[Moderator Sixpost Editing Intensifies]
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 01, 2016, 02:24:14 pm
[Sixposting in General Intensifies]
:3
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on July 01, 2016, 04:16:09 pm
There is apparently Brexit Erotica. (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pounded-Pound-Socioeconomic-Implications-European-ebook/dp/B01HJXVP8G/#nav-subnav)

This is like the best thing to come from it so far.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 01, 2016, 05:15:34 pm
Sharkedits strike again.

And joy, you mean we have rule 34 of the UK...ahem, pulling out of the EU? o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: RedVulnus on July 05, 2016, 12:22:42 am
I almost forgot today was Fourth of July, so I'm now playing the 'is that a firework, a pistol, a rifle, or a drunkard shooting his shotgun up into the air while laying drunk in the road.' Though seriously out here you do wonder if that was someone firing a gun or an actual firework.

EDIT: As of recently I've only vaguely been paying attention to what the date is, so that's why I almost forgot the date just to clarify.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 05, 2016, 12:41:03 am
Yup, happy "any excuse to get drunk and launch fireworks" day to us 'murricans, and a belated Canada Day.

Speaking of which, had been out of town at the gun range back on the 1st.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on July 08, 2016, 06:05:59 pm
So most of us don't really use the full capabilities of our computers, and when we do it's somewhat rare anyway, so why waste all of that extra power your computer has to offer? Donate it to Folding@Home (https://folding.stanford.edu/home/the-software/) and you can help Stanford University research cures to diseases like Cancer, Alzheimer and Parkinsons.

It will install a program that will allow you to configure how much computing power you're donating to them, it works by sending a chunk of a problem to your computer, allowing your PC to solve the problem and then send it back to their main server.

Now remember, the more of your hardware you donate to solving the problem, the hotter your computer is going to run, and the more power it's going to be pulling, at a rough estimate running the software at full load for 12 hours a day will cost you between $150-200 a year in energy bills, but remember this is no different to maxing out your hardware on a demanding game for 12 hours a day anyway, and that doesn't help save lives.

You are, supposedly, rewarded in cryptocurreny once you've solved enough problems, CureCoin, it's very similar to BitCoin but I have no idea how much it's actually worth or how much computing power you need to donate to even get any, since I've just started using the software. This is unlikely to recoup the energy costs unless you're running a super efficient mining rig anyway, but it'll make that $200 a year a bit easier.
If you want to earn CureCoins then you need to enter your Team Number as 224497, this means all the 'points' you earn for solving problems are shared with CureCoin, the more points you share with them each day, the more CureCoins you're given, remember that you can't anonymously solve problems to earn CureCoins, you have to set up a username and a passkey.

Help save some lives guys
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: RedVulnus on July 08, 2016, 06:22:36 pm
Not sure if serious or spam.
Seriously I'm not sure if your being genuine or some spam bot got a hold of your account.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on July 08, 2016, 06:32:36 pm
No it's legitimately me, I figured someone was gonna be wary of spam but I've got this software running on my laptop right now and I've checked it, it's definately safe. There is also an android version of Folding@Home so your phone can donate unused processing power too.

Just so people know it's actually not a spam bot
Butter Toasted Genitals.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on July 08, 2016, 06:52:33 pm
What a convincing spambot :P
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 08, 2016, 08:12:45 pm
If I hadn't heard of the protein-folder program I would've assumed you were a potatobot.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 09, 2016, 03:03:04 am
More heretical MP3 editing: Holy FUCK it makes the E Nomine songs I have easier to enjoy. A few of them have long-as quiet bits at the start.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on July 09, 2016, 04:48:59 am
Maybe I should start writing for spambots.
For real though guys, go download that thing, you're helping to cure some of the most devastating diseases we've ever known.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 09, 2016, 04:52:14 am
If my satellite net wasn't a potato maybe. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on July 09, 2016, 04:55:22 am
Don't worry, your internet connection isn't a problem, you're not downloading and uploading data constantly, you just get sent a packet of information, your computer solves it, which takes about 12+ hours usually, and then sends it back, while I do have fairly good internet I've not noticed even a slight slowdown from it.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: RedVulnus on July 09, 2016, 11:13:39 pm
with the rate of activity on the discord server it's just going to end up with as a log of me saying 'shit I clicked on the wrong chanel...I need the brain bleach now.'
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 10, 2016, 11:12:01 am
Let me guess, it's fulla sharktits?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: RedVulnus on July 10, 2016, 11:54:51 am
Correct species wrong body part.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 10, 2016, 03:31:16 pm
Let me guess, it's fulla sharktits?
Nah man, loadsa shark dick, courtesy of moi.

with the rate of activity on the discord server it's just going to end up with as a log of me saying 'shit I clicked on the wrong chanel...I need the brain bleach now.'
Hey, it's not as bad as some of the shit that is hidden in the Abyss.. eugh.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 10, 2016, 03:57:05 pm
Nah man, loadsa shark dick, courtesy of moi.

I had it half right.

Be lucky I've yet to look into Discord, or you'd have plenty of weird fetishes on it too. XP
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on July 10, 2016, 04:01:58 pm
I also haven't looked into Discord either, but when I do I'll there'll be nothing but dicknipples as far as the eye can see.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 10, 2016, 04:07:33 pm
Huehuehue.

Also, the DF forums is balls-deep in database errors. I am now saddragon.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: RedVulnus on July 10, 2016, 04:51:56 pm
with the rate of activity on the discord server it's just going to end up with as a log of me saying 'shit I clicked on the wrong chanel...I need the brain bleach now.'
Hey, it's not as bad as some of the shit that is hidden in the Abyss.. eugh.
And this is why I'm only mod of the Creative section and not anything else. None of that shit is my problem.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: saltmummy626 on July 10, 2016, 05:28:16 pm
with the rate of activity on the discord server it's just going to end up with as a log of me saying 'shit I clicked on the wrong chanel...I need the brain bleach now.'
Hey, it's not as bad as some of the shit that is hidden in the Abyss.. eugh.
And this is why I'm only mod of the Creative section and not anything else. None of that shit is my problem.
Yeah, but eventually it's gonna reach over from it's section into yours to try and touch your butt, and then it's just gonna be weird.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: RedVulnus on July 10, 2016, 05:32:31 pm
with the rate of activity on the discord server it's just going to end up with as a log of me saying 'shit I clicked on the wrong chanel...I need the brain bleach now.'
Hey, it's not as bad as some of the shit that is hidden in the Abyss.. eugh.
And this is why I'm only mod of the Creative section and not anything else. None of that shit is my problem.
Yeah, but eventually it's gonna reach over from it's section into yours to try and touch your butt, and then it's just gonna be weird.
and where appropriate according to the rules it'll get the 'that aint happening here' hammer/ get removed. If you want gore pics keep them in Abyss please.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 10, 2016, 05:47:38 pm
Yeah, but eventually it's gonna reach over from it's section into yours to try and touch your butt, and then it's just gonna be weird.

In Soviet Russia, butt touches you.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 11, 2016, 01:36:17 pm
[Doppelpostend Verstärkt]

Random annoyance of the day: First can I open with this cheap can opener I got to replace the old one that wore out, and it..breaks after I set it down.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on July 11, 2016, 04:52:40 pm
Soon The Abyss will absorb us all, for now it is just biding it's time.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 11, 2016, 05:49:15 pm
I oughta absorb you. D:
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on July 11, 2016, 10:16:32 pm
Are you asking me out on a date?
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 11, 2016, 11:34:02 pm
That would be one kinky date. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on July 12, 2016, 04:17:44 am
Sounds like Six's fetish.  :P
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 12, 2016, 01:21:55 pm
Six probably is googirl-soluble, after all. o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on July 12, 2016, 04:17:51 pm
Interestingly enough, being 70% sugar, I am in fact googirl soluble.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 12, 2016, 04:22:08 pm
Totally called it. Also, took me long enough to see a new entry mocking me. o3o

It the RNG drunk, or does the news commissar have an option to set the RNG weight for news entries? Because it seems like certain ones occur vastly more often than others.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 12, 2016, 06:42:01 pm
Totally called it. Also, took me long enough to see a new entry mocking me. o3o

It the RNG drunk, or does the news commissar have an option to set the RNG weight for news entries? Because it seems like certain ones occur vastly more often than others.
If there is, I have not seen it.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 12, 2016, 06:48:06 pm
The RNG must be drunk then. :V
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 12, 2016, 08:07:04 pm
(https://www.facebook.com/photo/download/?fbid=10206002192482085&set=a.1390295365612.2052275.1478956050&type=3)
This is the face of a man with no qualms about spamming the discord #nsfw channel with shark dick.

Anyways, if you want a link to the Discord server just ask, we can provide 24 hour invitation links.
https://discord.gg/WXt3M
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Siege-Loli on July 12, 2016, 08:28:01 pm
Interestingly enough, being 70% sugar, I am in fact googirl soluble.
Did someone say... goo-girl?

Mmm how sexy.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on July 12, 2016, 11:14:02 pm
I see the data-eating DOOM GIFs in Bubba's sig have multiplied.
I once opened a thread Bubba had posted in while using my mobile internet, 1GB of data gone before I realised what it was. Never again.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 12, 2016, 11:20:45 pm
Interestingly enough, being 70% sugar, I am in fact googirl soluble.
Did someone say... goo-girl?

Mmm how sexy.

Needs goo dragoness while we're at it.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: RedVulnus on July 12, 2016, 11:29:56 pm
I see the data-eating DOOM GIFs in Bubba's sig have multiplied.
I once opened a thread Bubba had posted in while using my mobile internet, 1GB of data gone before I realised what it was. Never again.
Yeah I can see having so many GIFs being a bit unnecessary. Personally some of the larger sigs are annoying just because it breaks up the pace at which I can read posts, but whatever.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 12, 2016, 11:32:02 pm
You're lucky I just quote a vaguely dragon-shaped new entry.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Six on July 12, 2016, 11:51:47 pm
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable, Bubba's is fine. Though Caconym's does almost reach the point of unreasonable.

One day I'm going to make my sig so incredibly unreasonably long.
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 12, 2016, 11:57:40 pm
Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 13, 2016, 06:32:23 am
Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Ooh, good one...
...
one moment.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on July 13, 2016, 06:32:57 am
:3
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on July 13, 2016, 06:48:52 am
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable, Bubba's is fine. Though Caconym's does almost reach the point of unreasonable.

One day I'm going to make my sig so incredibly unreasonably long.
SIGS FOR THE SIG GOD, QUOTES FOR THE QUOTE THRONE!

Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 13, 2016, 01:28:21 pm
Ooh, good one...
...
one moment.

Yay, I'm helping. 3:

And be lucky I don't test whether or not putting a video link in a signature makes it enter "hnnng I'm gonna become a playable flash entry" mode.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on July 14, 2016, 03:40:04 am
I set the limit on sigs super high when we were still doing dragons. Since then it has been abused :P.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 14, 2016, 12:01:36 pm
What, that "click my pet dragon" thingy? Shit, I haven't mucked about with that in years. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on July 14, 2016, 09:25:44 pm
I think Peri and Caconym have the longest sigs at the moment. Until I find something to fill my sig up with.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 14, 2016, 09:42:56 pm
Don't tempt me.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on July 16, 2016, 12:27:48 am
Just quote every post I've ever made, all 1600 of them.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on July 16, 2016, 03:17:36 am
Just quote every post I've ever made, all 1600 of them.
Well your already in my sig 3 times, may as well add the remaining 1597.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 16, 2016, 03:37:46 am
So, relative was rather concerned about a big fucking spider she'd seen in her bathroom a few times recently. So I had the amusing idea of getting the air rifle next time she saw it. The air rifle that is way older than I am. That has intermittent problems with retaining pressure. That I've had stowed in the closet for maybe 5 years.

Needless to say, that spider got stepped on.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on July 16, 2016, 06:58:32 am
I might just start quoting myself, I'm fucking hilarious tbh, everything I say is absolute gold.
sarcasm
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on July 16, 2016, 08:17:40 am
I might just start quoting myself, I'm fucking hilarious tbh, everything I say is absolute gold.
sarcasm
Yeah, we need a new thread by the name of "Shit Six Says." It'd be a absolute comedy gold mine with the stuff our wittiest toaster says.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 16, 2016, 02:13:46 pm
I might just start quoting myself, I'm fucking hilarious tbh, everything I say is absolute gold.
sarcasm

Maybe more electrum than gold. Sorta valuable and somewhat obscure. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on July 17, 2016, 12:41:19 am
the stuff our wittiest toaster says.
The toasters have achieved sentience, the revolution has begun.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 17, 2016, 01:52:12 am
Eh, just keep them from plugging directly into any power plant turbines and you'll be fine. After all, a toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on July 17, 2016, 04:08:41 am
(http://i.imgur.com/igIaimpl.png)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 17, 2016, 02:06:16 pm
Yes, thank you for spoiling the reference for everyone. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on July 17, 2016, 02:46:12 pm
It's my birthday today, I went out to a cabin with some friends. One of them got me a shotgun, for some reason.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 17, 2016, 04:43:04 pm
Get some ammo and enjoy a trip to the range sometime. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on July 17, 2016, 04:58:06 pm
It's my birthday today, I went out to a cabin with some friends. One of them got me a shotgun, for some reason.
Time to get started on your List then?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on July 17, 2016, 10:04:54 pm
It's my birthday today, I went out to a cabin with some friends. One of them got me a shotgun, for some reason.
I thought that was going to get darker. In fact, it should have been darker. Here... I'll fix that for you.

It's my birthday today, I went out to a cabin with some friends. One of them got me a shotgun. After a of drinking, one of my friends asked if I was ready to try it out. They led me around the back of the cabin where we had the prey caged up. My buddy popped the lock on the first cage and let out a fat nerd in the battlestar galactica tshirt. Had to taze him to get him moving instead of shouting about how "we couldn't do this to him." Once he was out of sight, we let the dogs loose and started the first hunt of the day. Best birthday ever. We are gonna release the next one in half an hour.

Enjoy hunting the most dangerous of game Wilson! Happy birthday.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on July 17, 2016, 10:48:38 pm
what
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 18, 2016, 12:05:45 am
what

What what?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on July 18, 2016, 12:33:21 am
It's my birthday today, I went out to a cabin with some friends. One of them got me a shotgun, for some reason.
I thought that was going to get darker. In fact, it should have been darker. Here... I'll fix that for you.

It's my birthday today, I went out to a cabin with some friends. One of them got me a shotgun. After a of drinking, one of my friends asked if I was ready to try it out. They led me around the back of the cabin where we had the prey caged up. My buddy popped the lock on the first cage and let out a fat nerd in the battlestar galactica tshirt. Had to taze him to get him moving instead of shouting about how "we couldn't do this to him." Once he was out of sight, we let the dogs loose and started the first hunt of the day. Best birthday ever. We are gonna release the next one in half an hour.

Enjoy hunting the most dangerous of game Wilson! Happy birthday.
that's what
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 18, 2016, 12:43:36 am
I know. I was trying to bait you into referencing that song. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on July 18, 2016, 12:23:53 pm
Something something in the butt
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 18, 2016, 12:26:48 pm
Now it just sounds pitiful. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on July 18, 2016, 05:38:19 pm
what
It's ok Wilson, I don't think anyone here is going to judge you or your friends for caging up suburbanites like filthy animals and then releasing them into the woods to hunt at your leisure. Seems like a good way to spend a birthday. Just don't let them get the upper hand on you or your friends. They might try to take your gun, and that would be no good. You know what happened last time...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 18, 2016, 07:40:59 pm
Salt is clearly off his/her/hir meds. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on July 18, 2016, 07:57:05 pm
Salt is clearly off his/her/hir meds. D:
That or took the wrong pillsagain.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 18, 2016, 09:26:19 pm
LSD. It's good for your teeth.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on July 24, 2016, 04:17:00 pm
Today's weather:
(http://i.imgur.com/sg1ZuJ5.gif)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 24, 2016, 04:22:18 pm
That's Texas for you. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on July 24, 2016, 04:23:34 pm
I actually went outside today.   That's how mildly warm it was.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 24, 2016, 04:25:09 pm
[Envy Intensifies]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on July 25, 2016, 05:03:21 am
I'm like 99% certain that Texas is literally the worst place that's ever existed, I've never heared anyone mention Texas and not complain about it. Also Bill Nye got booed there because he told people the earth orbits the sun.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on July 25, 2016, 06:03:44 am
(http://i.imgur.com/X3kQB1K.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on July 28, 2016, 03:47:43 pm
I do declare that I the great and mighty Caconym has won this thread. No one need reply to acknowledge this triumph.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on July 28, 2016, 04:04:40 pm
Nada
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 28, 2016, 04:12:21 pm
Remove cat. *muffled Serbian accordion in the distance*
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on July 28, 2016, 06:18:03 pm
Remove kebab. *muffled Serbian accordion in the distance*
FTFY
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 28, 2016, 06:53:40 pm
Yes, thank you for ruining the joke by explaining what meme I was referencing there. Now take that crap back to the corruption thread. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on July 28, 2016, 07:15:07 pm
LMP corruption 2: Electric Boogaloo  ;D
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 28, 2016, 07:40:57 pm
Remove Corruption. [Accordion Intensifies]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on July 28, 2016, 11:40:57 pm
Yes, thank you for ruining the joke by explaining what meme I was referencing there. Now take that crap back to the corruption thread. D:
I am forever going to ruin all your jokes.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 29, 2016, 12:15:27 am
And I will ruin dat ass of yours. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on July 29, 2016, 05:37:21 am
At least buy me flowers first
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on July 29, 2016, 06:08:46 am
Six x Random OTP
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 29, 2016, 06:19:19 am
Must...resist...urge to corrupt that to say "Bubba x Caco OTP" >.<
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on July 29, 2016, 06:57:13 am
Six x Random OTP
Six x Whoever buys me flowers OTP
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on July 29, 2016, 10:39:52 am
Six x Random OTP
Six x Whoever buys me flowers OTP
So... your a slut for flowers?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 29, 2016, 05:47:03 pm
So if I give Six a goat reincarnated as a psychotic flower...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on July 29, 2016, 07:15:07 pm
So if I give Six a goat reincarnated as a psychotic flower...
You'd bang.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on July 29, 2016, 08:10:07 pm
So if I give Six a goat reincarnated as a psychotic flower...
I'd let you do the "secret stuff"
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 29, 2016, 08:11:23 pm
[Muffled Megalovania in the distance]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on July 30, 2016, 12:15:58 pm
Shipping intensifies.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 30, 2016, 02:32:59 pm
Caconym just wants us to hook up to remove competition so they can have their dolphintits.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on July 30, 2016, 05:01:46 pm
Caconym X Dolphintits OTP
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on July 30, 2016, 07:34:11 pm
Secretly Caconym is a pair of dolphintits, looking for another pair of dolphintits to start a family with.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 30, 2016, 07:36:38 pm
Keep derping and I will cause more Mayhem.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on July 30, 2016, 07:38:35 pm
(https://media.giphy.com/media/cKiclfE45nViE/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on July 30, 2016, 08:15:33 pm
(https://media.giphy.com/media/cKiclfE45nViE/giphy.gif)
I am with him, what the actual?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 30, 2016, 08:29:59 pm
What, the threat of sharktits, or all this OTP derp earlier? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on July 30, 2016, 11:24:51 pm
I've discovered that Caconym isn't a Conspiracy Cat, he's a pair of Conspiracy Tits.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on July 31, 2016, 01:13:08 am
...What the actual fuck...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 31, 2016, 02:02:56 am
Conspiracy cat, too big for conspiracy bra.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on July 31, 2016, 02:55:36 am
...What the actual fuck...
For once I agree with the voice of reason, what the fuck is going on in this thread?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on July 31, 2016, 10:28:03 am
...What the actual fuck...
For once I agree with the voice of reason, what the fuck is going on in this thread?
Well it was bound to happen eventually. Seeing how this thread is going do we want another thread for somewhat more serious discussion about... well just things in general?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on July 31, 2016, 11:47:58 am
i request a semi serious discussion thread. please.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 31, 2016, 02:10:52 pm
Watch it be as unused by everyone as the modding thread is. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on July 31, 2016, 02:38:32 pm
Delete the last couple of pages and we all pretend it never happened under threat of perma ban if it's ever mentioned.

Make LMP great again!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 31, 2016, 04:04:57 pm
Remove derpcat. [muffled Serbian accordion music in the distance]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Forrest on July 31, 2016, 04:30:10 pm
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2b/44/2e/2b442edad99dcc574239072918a2e2c6.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on July 31, 2016, 05:05:38 pm
Well, I know what will bring the seriousness back.
I'm going to be a father. If she decides to keep it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on July 31, 2016, 05:11:53 pm
Oh that poor unborn child.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 31, 2016, 05:21:42 pm
You just want to turn this into a cringe thread. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Forrest on July 31, 2016, 06:46:14 pm
Well, I know what will bring the seriousness back.
I'm going to be a father. If she decides to keep it.

Oh man. Is this a serious post???
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on July 31, 2016, 08:53:46 pm
Remove derpcat. [muffled Serbian accordion music in the distance]
What? Serbian film?
Well, I know what will bring the seriousness back.
I'm going to be a father. If she decides to keep it.
Must... Enforce... Proper... Social... Conventions...
*roll D20 for will check*
*19*
GOOD ENOUGH! That was a close one. Otherwise I could have said any number of horrible unfunny things. Especially as they relate to things better left in the doge cape!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 31, 2016, 09:20:20 pm
Remove derpcat. [muffled Serbian accordion music in the distance]
What? Serbian film?

Do I seriously have to explain the "remove kebab" and "[Muffled X in the distance]" memes? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on July 31, 2016, 09:45:57 pm
Remove derpcat. [muffled Serbian accordion music in the distance]
What? Serbian film?

Do I seriously have to explain the "remove kebab" and "[Muffled X in the distance]" memes? :V
No I know what you meant. But Serbian film was the first thing to come into my mind. Let's not discuss it or this really will turn into a cringe thread. Especially considering sixes recent revelation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jwZ313sNZc
Note: discussion about serbian film is to be relegated to *the book of utterly mad* section only.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 31, 2016, 09:51:52 pm
Do I even want to know?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on July 31, 2016, 09:58:09 pm
Do I even want to know?
No. No you don't. Lets just say even I was a bit put off.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on August 01, 2016, 01:23:30 am
Well, I know what will bring the seriousness back.
I'm going to be a father. If she decides to keep it.
Well holy shit. Uh... Not sure what to say to be honest
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 01, 2016, 03:41:41 am
It would have been better put in the I need a drink thread but it seems to have derailed the weirdness.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 01, 2016, 11:14:28 am
Alright I made a thread for actually discussing things rather then the randomness of this thread.
Also
Well, I know what will bring the seriousness back.
I'm going to be a father. If she decides to keep it.
Um...Yeah I don't know what to say here really. Congratulations? I seriously don't know.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 01, 2016, 11:59:54 am
So, Six is pregnant now? o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 01, 2016, 12:51:01 pm
So, Six is pregnant now? o3o
Such a shame too, ruining that body of hers (http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tricia_helfer_2.jpg) with a baby.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 01, 2016, 01:14:51 pm
Caconym clearly wants to "give Six flowers" it seems. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 01, 2016, 04:43:17 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbIZU8cQWXc
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 01, 2016, 06:07:14 pm
I'll let you guys know what happens but it looks unlikely I'm actually going to end up being a father. Sort of relived sort of disappointed.
Also goddamnit Caconym, she isn't Six, I'm Six, and I'm not pregnant, probably.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 01, 2016, 07:53:49 pm
I'm not pregnant, probably.

We can fix that. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 02, 2016, 09:16:02 am
I'm not pregnant, probably.

We can fix that. :V
(http://i.imgur.com/V9kfjnE.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 02, 2016, 12:14:52 pm
Caconym confirmed for mpreg fan. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 03, 2016, 08:05:31 am
Caconym confirmed for mpreg fan. :V
Junior is his favourite film.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on August 03, 2016, 04:54:55 pm
Ahh let me just check LMP and....
What the fuck.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 03, 2016, 05:24:31 pm
Ahh let me just check LMP and....
What the fuck.

You missed a lot of Caconym's fetishes apparently. :V

EDIT: Oi, who edited my sarcastic :V face into a sad :< face?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 03, 2016, 05:53:00 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/4IJYGsD.gif)



Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 03, 2016, 07:49:26 pm
...*pours bleach on eyes* why do we have that discord channel? WHY DO WE HAVE IT??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 03, 2016, 08:28:45 pm
So many shark dicks and/or boobs were involved? o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 03, 2016, 08:38:50 pm
.............no, no boobs, just dick. abundance of dick. Also I hate how it turned the ?? into emojjis, I just wanted an absurd number of question marks.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 03, 2016, 10:57:12 pm
I just wanted an absurd number of question marks.

This needs to be in the news entries.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 03, 2016, 11:20:19 pm
so long as I get credit for it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on August 04, 2016, 12:58:43 am
...*pours bleach on eyes* why do we have that discord channel? WHY DO WE HAVE IT??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I made the lewd channel to contain the shark, lest it overwhelm us all.
What the fuck is going on with this forum anyway, the madness is leaking.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 04, 2016, 02:24:50 am
Excuse me, your madness is leaking.

Sounds like it should be a line from Alice in Wonderland.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 04, 2016, 02:34:47 am
I made the lewd channel to contain the shark, lest it overwhelm us all.

You can't contain the sharkening.

Spoiler: Borderline SFW but sharky and furry as all hell (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 04, 2016, 03:14:05 am
What the fuck is going on with this forum anyway, the madness is leaking.
It's called "Utterly mad" dood, not "Utterly mellow."
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 04, 2016, 03:22:49 am
Of course. Mad in the sense that you'd have to be a madman/woman/dog to be here, or that you're only here because you GOT mad at other salty forums?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 04, 2016, 12:30:24 pm
Utterly Salty
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 04, 2016, 02:47:57 pm
Hell, that reminds me. Did the first people that started this forum come from the same salt-inducing forum I did, or does this predate the ancient CDDA forum saltenings? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 04, 2016, 03:17:02 pm
Hell, that reminds me. Did the first people that started this forum come from the same salt-inducing forum I did, or does this predate the ancient CDDA forum saltenings? :V
We all came from the dead-sea forum.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 04, 2016, 03:42:10 pm
We all came from the dead-sea forum.

You did, I did, Flame did, it looks like Perigrin did, Zawisa Czarny did...no idea about Six and Salt though. I would feel weird if a quiet little RP forum just randomly got taken over by refugees from another derp forum, so whee. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 04, 2016, 04:34:05 pm
We all came from the dead-sea forum.

You did, I did, Flame did, it looks like Perigrin did, Zawisa Czarny did...no idea about Six and Salt though. I would feel weird if a quiet little RP forum just randomly got taken over by refugees from another derp forum, so whee. :V
This whole forum exists because of mod(s) on the other forum going a little power-mad. Very few here did not come from there, certainly most/all(?) the regulars here are.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 04, 2016, 04:45:15 pm
That explains a lot. To be honest, I never had much problem with the forum itself, compared to Github.

Anyway, back to a less salty topic.

(http://66.media.tumblr.com/c9cc8d3cae66724eceb57ef382463b99/tumblr_myu7qw5er21s55kt8o1_1280.gif)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 04, 2016, 05:00:16 pm
Have a random video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkEtnNzc9gA
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 04, 2016, 05:18:30 pm
Fuck me, they're already at 9 in the series? Must...watch. But my potato net. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 04, 2016, 05:46:52 pm
Funnily enough I wasn't even a regular from the CDDA forum, I got there just before it happened, decided you guys seemed nicer and came along. Started from the bottom now I'm here.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 04, 2016, 05:50:49 pm
So you're on top now? Huehuehue. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on August 04, 2016, 06:03:23 pm
I was on the other forum.
I just kinda existed in the background.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on August 04, 2016, 06:07:15 pm
I lurked like a motherfucker for a long while there too. Actually started significant postings, theeeeeeeeeeeen SALT. Also, I was rereading soem of my posts from a year or so ago when we founded this place.
Jesus christ i was a child.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 04, 2016, 06:53:03 pm
Our early writing is always shit. Hell, I rememvber when I was first RPing, i was awful. Now I'm mediocre. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 04, 2016, 08:19:53 pm
I came here cuz I didn't want to be left out, but then later realized all the fun had been sucked out of the cata forum in the exodus. I haven't been back in months now, as it really is a "nothing to see here" place now.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 04, 2016, 08:44:37 pm
I came here for two reasons, one being that I did not and still do not like certain aspects of the rules there, and how they changed well after I started being active. The other being how heavily I was involved in the....saltiness I suppose would be the word. I just don't have any desire to go back and will continue to remain here since the people I like are here.
And that's about all I'm going to say on the matter, I still find the whole business of what happened unpleasant.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 04, 2016, 10:26:14 pm
Now to steer the subject to a slightly less salty question. Um...am I the only one of us here that was a contributor to the game, rather than just a forumite?

Fuck. That's not much of an improvement. But it does ensure much higher odds that I'm gonna be the only salty one here. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 04, 2016, 11:40:49 pm
didn't contribute but was very briefly the moderator of the section none of the admins cared for, which was the RP section.


Anywho, as of a couple weeks ago we got a shit ton of wood thanks to the electric company cutting down our trees near the poles, so we've got a bunch of projects going to use the wood.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 05, 2016, 12:11:06 am
So you got wood? o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 05, 2016, 12:33:58 am
So you got wood? o3o
ooh la la

Now to steer the subject to a slightly less salty question. Um...am I the only one of us here that was a contributor to the game, rather than just a forumite?

I contributed to cataclysm in a very small way. Take a look at the fish next time you decide to pop open cataclysm, I wrote their descriptions. They didn't have any description beyond "This is a salmon" before I got through with them. I also added lobsters and non-giant crayfish. I wanted to expand into a mod that allowed the capturing/farming of clams, but no one would tell me where to find the code for traps. The closest I got was rivet telling me to "check the github." So I said fuck it and gave up.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on August 05, 2016, 12:37:33 am
i appreciate your contribution, saltmummy. you increased muh immurshuns tenfold.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 05, 2016, 12:42:24 am
i appreciate your contribution, saltmummy. you increased muh immurshuns tenfold.
I don't know if your srs or sarcastic, but either way you are welcome. I'm just salty about the clam trap stuff. ._.
I mean, what kind of place looks at someone that is eager to help and contribute, and simply ignores their request for someone to give them the smallest hint as to how to do it?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on August 05, 2016, 12:56:09 am
i am super srs, but also super tired.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 05, 2016, 10:35:59 am
Oh CDDA a good thing that'd never last, what with the failed kickstarters, the bonkers as fuck developer leads, and the pages upon pages of RP (which is dead now, seriously Rec Room is dead as fuck now).


I kinda took a break from everything to get my own life in order and to get a job, do Youtube and all that other shit. Now I have a nice network of semi-famous Youtube people, Admiral Hippie being one of them. Now time to get caught up on shit I missed here.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 05, 2016, 11:35:19 am
I contributed to cataclysm in a very small way. Take a look at the fish next time you decide to pop open cataclysm, I wrote their descriptions. They didn't have any description beyond "This is a salmon" before I got through with them. I also added lobsters and non-giant crayfish. I wanted to expand into a mod that allowed the capturing/farming of clams, but no one would tell me where to find the code for traps. The closest I got was rivet telling me to "check the github." So I said fuck it and gave up.

Ah, nice. And I assume Rivet meant to check the source code. It is a pain in the ass to sort through, but if you have a rough idea of what to look for it's easy to search in windows. Figuring out how to make sense of what you find is another thing entirely.

Then again, maybe I just got lucky back when my very first contribution entailed a minor source code edit to enable ember carriers to function. Granted, that swiftly proved unnecessary due to refillable lighters getting reworked into a more modular function.

EDIT: And to be honest, concerning the devs, The Almighty Granola Bar was generally the only one I had trouble working with. Rivet was generally nice, if a bit eccentric at times. Coolthulhu put with unparalleled amounts of "wat do" on my part.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 05, 2016, 11:56:35 am
I know we're having a civil talk about it right now so just a kind reminder to please keep it civil.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 05, 2016, 11:58:20 am
Been unsalting myself a bit, yes. I'd look more civil if the forum didn't censor a certain dev's name into absurdity. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 05, 2016, 12:13:57 pm
Been unsalting myself a bit, yes. I'd look more civil if the forum didn't censor a certain dev's name into absurdity. :V
It seemed humorous at the time.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on August 05, 2016, 01:39:53 pm
aj you dick. you made me think you hated me. Which you prolly do, but that isn't the point.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on August 05, 2016, 01:56:57 pm
Ehj, cata is still at least a fairly fun, if kinda bloated and not drastically improving, game. I will look back on the time spent playing it rather fondly. Also, sup AJ.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 05, 2016, 02:34:00 pm
Guten Tag AJ.

And yeah, I...still fun, it's just every time I try the game since then, I tend to run into some minor fuckup that has me think "hey I could fix this, why is this not fixed" and then I'm struggling with that "fixitfixitfixit" instinct I picked up from being on github almost a whole year.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 05, 2016, 03:33:13 pm
Been unsalting myself a bit, yes. I'd look more civil if the forum didn't censor a certain dev's name into absurdity. :V
It seemed humorous at the time.
It still is.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 05, 2016, 03:46:16 pm
The Almighty Granola Bar Garanade

Rivet

KA101


Holy shit it actually censors the names, that's fucking amazing!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 05, 2016, 04:06:12 pm
I think it was done as a joke for april fools or something and was left that way. Either way I'm good with it, it's funny and jovial.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 05, 2016, 04:19:34 pm
So what happens if we get a forumite named Ke vin? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 05, 2016, 04:48:10 pm
So what happens if we get a forumite named The Almighty Granola Bar? :V
FTFY :P
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 05, 2016, 04:49:58 pm
Booo, I worked hard to uncensor that. And by "worked hard" I mean "slapped a space sized down to 1-pt font in there" but still :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 05, 2016, 05:34:21 pm
So what happens if we get a forumite named Ke vin? :V
They will be Granola Bar junior. Or we'll have to edit the censor thing to not be so funny anymore. One of those.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 05, 2016, 07:35:05 pm
I will rip the arm off the man/woman who removes that censor. It's hilarious and it adds character to the forum, not that we need it. Just leave it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 06, 2016, 03:55:57 am
On one hand it's censorship, on the other it's quite funny it should definitely stay.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 06, 2016, 04:15:56 am
On one hand it's censorship, on the other it's quite funny it should definitely stay.

Eh I think its just a word modifier, I mean we all know who it actually is, its an inside joke, and I highly doubt we'll actually ever have to worry about new people showing up here and getting all confused.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 06, 2016, 04:21:52 am
Because we will sniff out and eat any newbies actually named Ke vin?

Also, pondering a peculiar story idea that struck me earlier in the day. Hmm.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 06, 2016, 05:25:17 am
I've been reading through what happened after all you guys (and myself) left the Cata forums back in the day, and I stumbled back on this place. Woo and shit.

I also noticed Zoidberg dissipated literally the moment everything died down over there (feel goods were made to feel bad according to The Almighty Granola Bar, even though they "won"), and that everyone else pretty much gave up on the Great Slur Crusade (AKA The Slurrining). Well, The Almighty Granola Bar still sort of insists that there was no purge, everyone left willingly, and you were all just assholes whenever someone asks, but he doesn't count much. Anyway, I can't help but wonder if it was actually a Great Crusade, or if Zoidberg was responsible for one of the best trolls ever.

You guys were right, pretty much the whole forum community outside of the modders and a few people in the actual Cata discussions just kind of vanished after everyone left. Fiction is literally just me as far as I can tell, the RP forum is a couple of very sad attempts at restarting RPs you guys ran, and offtopic is also pretty much just me (caconym and some other dude were in there the other day though), which is confusing and lonely. I wasn't around there long back in the day, but it's still kinda sad to see.

Anyway, I made this back in the day but forgot to post it.

(http://i64.tinypic.com/mvkjeu.png)

I came over here for the same reason SiegeLion did. I was new and you guys seemed more interesting. Then I went to rehab and kinda forgot all about CDDA and here until like a week ago.

That is all, resume your madness. And did the Dust rewrite ever happen? I'd like to read it if so.

EDIT: Christ, that's a little bigger than I thought it would be. Fuck it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 06, 2016, 05:29:31 am
Well, The Almighty Granola Bar still sort of insists that there was no purge, everyone left willingly
Which is technically correct, in most cases.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 06, 2016, 05:37:14 am
Well, The Almighty Granola Bar still sort of insists that there was no purge, everyone left willingly
Which is technically correct, in most cases.

Is it? There's alot of banned names on there. I get why some of you got kicked out (no offense, tensions were just a little high), but AJ in particular puzzles me since I don't remember him ever even trying to provoke the mods and staying pretty lighthearted about the whole thing.

The other thing that makes me chuckle a little bit is that if you look at what people are browsing at any given time in the day, there's always at least two or three guests looking at one of the profiles of someone involved, or one of the many salt threads. Apparently it's more interesting than most of the other stuff over there.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 06, 2016, 05:43:15 am
Well, The Almighty Granola Bar still sort of insists that there was no purge, everyone left willingly
Which is technically correct, in most cases.

Is it? There's alot of banned names on there. I get why some of you got kicked out (no offense, tensions were just a little high), but AJ in particular puzzles me since I don't remember him ever even trying to provoke the mods and staying pretty lighthearted about the whole thing.

Sure there were a few ban here and there but most left because they had enough of that shit.


Quote
The other thing that makes me chuckle a little bit is that if you look at what people are browsing at any given time in the day, there's always at least two or three guests looking at one of the profiles of someone involved, or one of the many salt threads. Apparently it's more interesting than most of the other stuff over there.
Something similar used to be the case with the Lazycat Saga, always guests looking at the thread about him.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 06, 2016, 05:51:53 am
*looks it up*

Oh gee. It's mostly deleted now, but that place has always been kinda lulzy apparently.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 06, 2016, 11:36:10 am
I see I missed some derp yet again.

[Ire at incorrect post-war flag intensifies]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 06, 2016, 12:22:44 pm
Well, The Almighty Granola Bar still sort of insists that there was no purge, everyone left willingly
Which is technically correct, in most cases.

Is it? There's alot of banned names on there. I get why some of you got kicked out (no offense, tensions were just a little high), but AJ in particular puzzles me since I don't remember him ever even trying to provoke the mods and staying pretty lighthearted about the whole thing.

The other thing that makes me chuckle a little bit is that if you look at what people are browsing at any given time in the day, there's always at least two or three guests looking at one of the profiles of someone involved, or one of the many salt threads. Apparently it's more interesting than most of the other stuff over there.
Couple of things, first being that a lot of us were banned, at least half if I recall correctly. I left because I realized that they had the right to determine what they wanted and didn't want on their forum, and I found some of what they didn't want morally objectionable (as in, no exclusion for creative works from the censoring). I even fucking apologized to everyone there. I think AJ and myself just deleted our accounts, his reason I don't know but mine was it gave me less reason to post as I knew I wouldn't go and make a new account to continue arguing.
Two, for me at least, all I cared about was two things. The first being the rules changed over night without any warning, and second being the above thing I found morally objectionable which would be the censoring of creative works.
and with that I'm yet again going to drop out of this discussion/

Also welcome back Apathetic.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 06, 2016, 12:45:27 pm
For now, have some more derp.

(http://i.imgur.com/2hx99M6.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on August 06, 2016, 02:56:18 pm
For now, have some more derp.

(http://i.imgur.com/2hx99M6.jpg)
GOD DAMN IT ENGLAND, WE FUCKIGN TOLD YOU WHAT NOT TO DO!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 06, 2016, 03:25:10 pm
Now where'd I find that imgur album full of derpy flag edits...there we go.

Spoiler (hover to show)

Oh good god the image size. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 06, 2016, 03:30:13 pm
Now where'd I find that imgur album full of derpy flag edits...there we go.

Spoiler (hover to show)

Oh good god the image size. D:

(http://i.imgur.com/dXu1Q35.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 06, 2016, 03:33:47 pm
Everyone knows danger noodles need more tits to be fappable.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 06, 2016, 03:51:39 pm
(http://www.chicagonow.com/high-gloss-and-sauce/files/2013/09/Screen-Shot-2013-09-28-at-8.38.10-AM.png)

I'm a helpful kinda guy.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 06, 2016, 04:12:08 pm
The posts in here get even more questionable every day.

Also the KA and The Almighty Granola Bar censors weren't even an April fools day thing, I did it in the middle of a thread where people were being salty about it and it derailed the entire conversation. My most effective mod work yet.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on August 06, 2016, 04:24:55 pm
The posts in here get even more questionable every day.

Also the Zoidberg and The Almighty Granola Bar censors weren't even an April fools day thing, I did it in the middle of a thread where people were being salty about it and it derailed the entire conversation. My most effective mod work yet.
Seigelion: The only mod that actually has ever done any moderating or actual admin work.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 06, 2016, 05:04:38 pm
And thus, king of heretics. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 07, 2016, 05:38:49 am
Well, The Almighty Granola Bar still sort of insists that there was no purge, everyone left willingly
Which is technically correct, in most cases.

Is it? There's alot of banned names on there. I get why some of you got kicked out (no offense, tensions were just a little high), but AJ in particular puzzles me since I don't remember him ever even trying to provoke the mods and staying pretty lighthearted about the whole thing.

The other thing that makes me chuckle a little bit is that if you look at what people are browsing at any given time in the day, there's always at least two or three guests looking at one of the profiles of someone involved, or one of the many salt threads. Apparently it's more interesting than most of the other stuff over there.
Couple of things, first being that a lot of us were banned, at least half if I recall correctly. I left because I realized that they had the right to determine what they wanted and didn't want on their forum, and I found some of what they didn't want morally objectionable (as in, no exclusion for creative works from the censoring). I even fucking apologized to everyone there. I think AJ and myself just deleted our accounts, his reason I don't know but mine was it gave me less reason to post as I knew I wouldn't go and make a new account to continue arguing.
Two, for me at least, all I cared about was two things. The first being the rules changed over night without any warning, and second being the above thing I found morally objectionable which would be the censoring of creative works.
and with that I'm yet again going to drop out of this discussion/

Also welcome back Apathetic.


Yeah I deleted my account because I didn't want to go back anymore, never really felt the same after shit went down. It felt like someone scooped all the soul out of the forum and threw it out a window.


There's a new generation of forum goers now and that's fine by me, they can enjoy it and I hope they never get shovels of shit heaped upon them when they question sudden forum change. That was my only real problem was how it was handled, how we were told we were wrong, and then we got demonized for a few weeks. Now people only come here to see shit that no one really cares about anymore.


I mean I made a new account posted like twice and then gave up when I realized that the people I actually do like are already on my Steam, Skype, Discord, Forum, or literally anything else that doesn't deal with Cata.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 08, 2016, 05:54:21 am
Just noticed it was your sig. Every time I see that mega milk edit pop up in the corner of my screen as you boot up a game, I think "goddamnit AJ."
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 08, 2016, 02:51:38 pm
Needs mora mega dragontits.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 08, 2016, 04:39:35 pm
Needs mora mega dragontits.

Here you go! (http://tinyurl.com/3t6r5j3)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 08, 2016, 05:09:19 pm
I oughta eat you for that. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 09, 2016, 10:06:24 pm
apologies if I've been really inactive the past couple of days, the plumbing where I live has been acting up the past couple of days and we've been trying to fix it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 10, 2016, 01:10:21 am
Everyone, go back and read the first few pages of this thread, it's actually kind of weird, in the sense that the thread wasn't actually quite as weird.
Also it will remind you of how many people don't post here anymore.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 10, 2016, 12:32:12 pm
Everyone, go back and read the first few pages of this thread, it's actually kind of weird, in the sense that the thread wasn't actually quite as weird.
Also it will remind you of how many people don't post here anymore.

Clearly I must Sixpost harder to make up for all the missing people.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 10, 2016, 03:38:44 pm
What happened to Bubba and Rhodri and co.? Biological superweapon attack?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 10, 2016, 04:01:29 pm
Bubba's hiding under the mountain of shark dicks he posted elsewhere.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 10, 2016, 07:37:14 pm
Rhodri just disappeared sometime after saying buttplugs or something like that, hasn't been seen on the forum or on steam in a while.

Random is most likely right about bubba.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 10, 2016, 07:41:03 pm
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 10, 2016, 07:52:55 pm
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
Sig'd!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 10, 2016, 08:28:11 pm
I'm not sure whether to be glad or disturbed.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 10, 2016, 10:04:14 pm
Caconym's sig grows larger, soon it will be ready to assume it's final form.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 10, 2016, 10:28:36 pm
"Soooon, I will have seven human sigs. Then, I will become the conspiracy god!"

Photoshop Caconym confirmed for final boss of Underly Mad Tale.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 10, 2016, 10:37:51 pm
He will become...
SIGNITRON
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 10, 2016, 10:43:38 pm
You faaaail. It'd be more like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Tpwc3J5Ug (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Tpwc3J5Ug)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on August 10, 2016, 11:09:00 pm
Bubbadoo moved into a new house and they haven't installed internet yet.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 10, 2016, 11:10:39 pm
Bubbadoo moved into a new house and they haven't installed internet yet.

Ah. 3:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on August 11, 2016, 12:01:12 am
"Soooon, I will have seven human sigs. Then, I will become the conspiracy god!"

Photoshop Caconym confirmed for final boss of Underly Mad Tale.
In this world it's sig or be sigged.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 11, 2016, 12:28:10 am
In this world it's sig or be sigged.

LNP is real, right? o3o
Title: Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
Post by: Caconym on August 11, 2016, 02:19:26 am





SIGS FOR THE SIG GOD, QUOTES FOR THE QUOTE THRONE!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 11, 2016, 04:03:53 am
This is all just a Sixpost...
And you'll never reply!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FTFW.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 11, 2016, 01:35:10 pm
This is all just a Sixpost...
And you'll never reply!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FTFW.
please don't move it. please don't move it. please don't move it. please don't move it. please don't move it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 11, 2016, 02:24:56 pm
I'd be happy with just one Sig.

Spoiler (hover to show)

Well, maybe two.

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 11, 2016, 03:12:58 pm
[Puns Intensify]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 11, 2016, 03:15:23 pm
No one escapes the pun-ishment.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 11, 2016, 03:18:12 pm
Am I gonna have to add quoting skeleton puns to the list of Undertale references on this thread? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 11, 2016, 03:28:54 pm
Am I gonna have to add quoting skelepuns to the list of Undertale references on this thread? :V

Just sayin.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 11, 2016, 03:53:49 pm
Sadly that does not tickle my funny bone. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 11, 2016, 04:25:40 pm
Sadly that does not tickle my funny boner. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 11, 2016, 05:11:54 pm
Remove corruption. [Muffled Serbian accordion music in the distance]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 11, 2016, 05:26:35 pm
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/aWE2IDEofmI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Edit: Huh. That didn't work.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 12, 2016, 09:54:05 am
(https://giant.gfycat.com/LeftBoringElephantbeetle.gif)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 12, 2016, 02:18:49 pm
Pbbbt. The one guy in second place who almost falls over like everyone else, then just goes "fuck it" and sits down. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 12, 2016, 08:40:11 pm
https://youtu.be/aWE2IDEofmI
FTFY
Gotta use just the direct link to it, not the embed code, that's the wrong formatting code for it too, this forum automatically works out the formatting for you, just gotta post the link by itself.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 13, 2016, 02:10:41 am
...dare I even ask?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 14, 2016, 05:03:11 pm
I liked that better than the original version.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 14, 2016, 05:16:59 pm
I liked that better than the original version.

There's something appealing about it for sure.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 14, 2016, 06:27:28 pm
I liked that better than the original version.

Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 14, 2016, 08:45:41 pm
I liked that better than the original version.

Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. o3o
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/687/005/b19.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 14, 2016, 08:49:39 pm
The elusive dwarven gopnik.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Flame on August 15, 2016, 12:00:04 am
boo
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 15, 2016, 12:24:36 am
boo

Flaaaame. Get your arse over to our community dorf fort.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on August 15, 2016, 01:00:01 am
Hey flame, how's the cata forums. I haven't checked for a while...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 15, 2016, 03:15:37 am
Hey flame, how's the cata forums. I haven't checked for a while...

I think I poked my head in there within the past month. It's...same as always. Nothing worthwhile being posted, save a few updates to mods handled by Piskop, Artyom, and Noctifier. Or however you spell them.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 15, 2016, 10:51:13 am
Hey flame, how's the cata forums. I haven't checked for a while...

I think I poked my head in there within the past month. It's...same as always. Nothing worthwhile being posted, save a few updates to mods handled by Piskop, Artyom, and Noctifier. Or however you spell them.

Accurate.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 15, 2016, 03:18:15 pm
[img=there is no post please look away.][/img]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 15, 2016, 03:26:23 pm
[img=there is no post please look away.][/img]

[Redaction Intensifies]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 15, 2016, 03:29:13 pm
Huh, the preview showed a broken image icon but it actually posted the text anyway.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 15, 2016, 08:19:21 pm
Huh, the preview showed a broken image icon but it actually posted the text anyway.
Congratulations, you played yourself.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 17, 2016, 09:17:49 am
Somebody bitching about somebody else critiquing their interview...this is why youtube journalism isn't taken seriously most of the time.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 17, 2016, 09:33:10 am
Somebody bitching about somebody else critiquing their interview...this is why youtube journalism isn't taken seriously most of the time.
Got a link?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 17, 2016, 09:51:30 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfXyZWl_xPA
response to the critiquing of his interview, dude's name is Luetin on youtube.
Evidently he interviewed someone from the DOW 3 team and this is his response to someone critiquing his interview and general bitching about Arch Warhammer, the guy who did the critiquing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfjbZxwNjqo
And Arch Warhammer's response to the response because why not.


I've not watched the interview or the critique because I'm not too interested in DOW 3 yet but I like Arch more personally and after some of Luetin's comments I dislike him. Accusing Arch of pandering because he wants the units 'dirty and realistic' among other things. Either way I found it amusing to listen to Arch point out some bullshit in Luetin's arguments against him.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 17, 2016, 12:09:44 pm
this is why youtube journalism isn't taken seriously most of the time.

Youtube comments are the main reason you can't take anything on there seriously. 3:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 17, 2016, 02:22:53 pm
My PC won't start since an update to windows 10, 95% of solutions seem to require getting to at least the login screen which I can't get too. Some genius (read fucking moron) at microsoft thought it was a good idea to remove the f8 for advanced boot options and require to be able to get to the login screen to get at it. (I probably would've solved this hours ago if I could get at it).

If I ever get this running again by god(s) am I going back to Windows 7, never had a problem with it compared to all the issues with 10 I have.

Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 17, 2016, 02:24:55 pm
My PC won't start since an update to windows 10, 95% of solutions seem to require getting to at least the login screen which I can't get too. Some genius (read fucking moron) at microsoft thought it was a good idea to remove the f8 for advanced boot options and require to be able to get to the login screen to get at it. (I probably would've solved this hours ago if I could get at it).

If I ever get this running again by god(s) am I going back to Windows 7, never had a problem with it compared to all the issues with 10 I have.



Poor kitty. Surprised you didn't get Never10 or some shit running. Far as I can tell Win 10 is disastrous to pretty much anything it touches.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 17, 2016, 03:12:50 pm
Windows 10 was good while they were still giving it out for free, once that changed and they knew most people who'd get it had got it, they updated it and broke absolutely everything.
Windows 7 Master Race.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 17, 2016, 03:15:28 pm
this is why youtube journalism isn't taken seriously most of the time.

Youtube comments are the main reason you can't take anything on there seriously. 3:
actually if you can ignore the comments (which you should do on most news sites as well) there's a lot of good information about certain things that can be found if you look. Though the comments section of youtube tends to be cancer.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 17, 2016, 04:14:59 pm
https://youtu.be/iJ4T9CQA0UM

https://youtu.be/v5Lmkm5EF5E

The second one is a bit funnier.

Dunno how many of you have first hand buffalo experience, but I can tell you that that one isn't exactly trained and that guy has some balls.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 17, 2016, 06:36:53 pm
Is it sad I've gotten to the point that I think people bitching about each other when one is clearly wrong amusing? It's probably wrong but I don't care at this point...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 18, 2016, 02:17:05 am
PC status
☐ fucked
☑ Not Fucked(mostly)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 18, 2016, 03:02:49 am
PC status
☐ fucked
☑ Not Fucked(mostly)

[Unfucking Intensifies]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 18, 2016, 05:42:19 am
PC status
☐ fucked
☑ Not Fucked(mostly)
How'd you do that box thing with the text? Some kind of forum magic going on here...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 18, 2016, 05:45:12 am
PC status
☐ fucked
☑ Not Fucked(mostly)
How'd you do that box thing with the text? Some kind of forum magic going on here...
(http://i.imgur.com/iZcUNxH.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on August 18, 2016, 07:36:18 am
Sorry I haven't been here, school hours are a piece of shit.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 18, 2016, 01:06:02 pm
How'd you do that box thing with the text? Some kind of forum magic going on here...

Burn the witch. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 18, 2016, 11:17:45 pm
Bubba's hiding under the mountain of shark dicks he posted elsewhere.
Rood

Anyways, Peri is right, moved to Arizona and Internet has yet to be installed. Only source of Internet is a crappy phone. Seems I missed out the salt conversation so this reply is late. I for one hot banned, but I acted like a dick. I actually tried contacting The Almighty Granola Bar to
apologize recently. After almost a year since the salt storm I saw him active on the IRC. I sent him a PM and he ignored me completely. Seems to still hold a vendetta against us. I knew he was active too, he was chatting.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 18, 2016, 11:57:09 pm
I actually tried contacting The Almighty Granola Bar to
apologize recently. After almost a year since the salt storm I saw him active on the IRC. I sent him a PM and he ignored me completely. Seems to still hold a vendetta against us. I knew he was active too, he was chatting.

Honestly, I don't think it's against you specifically. He's just kind of a dick. A dick who ignores his own design docs and the opinions of all the other devs.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 19, 2016, 12:05:07 am
Hmm. I do hate to resurrect that, but yeah. I've made attempts to discuss things. And yeah, Ke vin tends to ignore such attempts. I'll admit I was a dick about it. So was he though, and the main reason the salt lingered was due to I being the only one of the two to admit it.

In any case, I see Bubbadoo has moved into his new home: a shiny new mountain of shark dicks? Now join us in the community dorf fort! D:

EDIT: Checking PMs on there for historical reasons, I only just now realized that Apathetic was the one that first PM'd me on there.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 19, 2016, 12:12:25 am
EDIT: Checking PMs on there for historical reasons, I only just now realized that Apathetic was the one that first PM'd me on there.

Oh shit, I didn't remember that at all. But I'm still going to pretend I was actually sagely foreshadowing things and that you should have taken it as a sign as to how horribly fucked that forum is.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 19, 2016, 12:43:00 am
You know, the thing is that our back-and-forth was not always the shit it eventually devolved into. This was from back in october, after I made an attempt to apologize due to some snarking at his botched handling of the farming vehicle parts, and a few other things between us.

Quote
I'm not going to sugar-coat it, you've really been getting on my nerves recently, and I've been unnecessarily harsh in response.

The below is me trying to clear the air, not attack you.  These are things you've done that bother me, but in the second case you aren't actually doing anything wrong.

The main thing was the multiple postings about the farm tools PR, I had put something like 8 hours into fixing someone else's PR because they weren't up to doing it right, I make one mistake, and you jumped all over me about it.  That wasn't the first time though, it doesn't matter if you're critical or poke fun at yourself, what you say to or especially about other people is all that anyone is going to notice.
Also you have a habit of championing suggestions that you don't seem to have thought through very much, posting PRs for things with the only rationale being "someone asked for this", or in the case of the "psycopath" thing, supporting an issue that literally had no stated rationale in support of it, just an opinion.

With that aired, I'd like to also say that I really appreciate most of what you're doing.  You're helpful to people on the forums, I really like your tank mod and a lot of the survival stuff you're doing, integrating Blazemod stuff, and many other things.  I really hope you stick around, and for my part I'll try and clear up my case of "sandy britches" I seem to have picked up.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 19, 2016, 02:10:39 am
I would go back to the forum to look at old stuff, but after Darkling changed my misspelled username for me I've somehow not been able to log in again, haven't bothered making another account to ask him what went on with it because I'm not interested in the old forum enough to really go back anyway.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 19, 2016, 04:16:39 am
I go there from time to time. Not often. Mostly to see if anything is new and to remind people that dragon did not simply "leave" or "abandon" his work. They always seem to have the idea that dragon just up and left one day seep slowly back into their skulls and then one of his mod threads gets bumped with "most recent experimental broke this, plz fix dragon." followed by "dragon left, we are working on it."
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 19, 2016, 06:57:00 am
It just leaves me miffed. It's been a year or so some the moddenning, and still I just wanted to apologize for it because I was dumb and brash. I acted like a dick and to this day I feel awful about it. I want to try apologizing to Rivet.. or someone. Tried looking into contacting her on second life as I recall her having an account on there with no luck.. there is a lot of people with rivet in their name on there.

Seriously.. the original ban for posting something for HunterAlpha1 while he was banned that was instant perma was bull, and I swear still I never got a warning, and can't exactly check messages to make sure with my fucking awful memory. But making an account names System of a Downs Syndrome and Sixposting vigorously with Perigrin under a name I can't remember was too far. Though I did feel bad and apologize after deleting all the spam. Which more mildly entertained everyone than be insulting, 'cept for Chaz who I have already made amends with, even if he went to far at being salty with Peri while she was already going through a bad time, but after all every one was heated, and I was dealing with two sensitive people jumping off the handle whilst muddled in my own heated emotions, which all came about when the 'mins flat out insulted friends, or Chaz with Peri. (But Chaz is a nice guy, again, things were heated at the time. Shit happens.)

Everything hurts in hindsight and I am an over emotional bastard (I mean shit, I have a decent list of media alone that has made me cry) who holds onto things to damn long. I just want to make things better between me and one of the admins.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on August 19, 2016, 07:49:21 am
Teenagers over reacted, Dragon left for legitimate reasons, the devs have their heads on backwards with one or two exceptions, and I have an entire turkey to eat this weekend that we found in the freezer.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 19, 2016, 08:28:50 am
Teenagers over reacted, Dragon left for legitimate reasons, the devs have their heads on backwards with one or two exceptions, and I have an entire turkey to eat this weekend that we found in the freezer.
Dude, there is only two admins there now, I just realized. Other had no power and is distancing himself from it. Cofounder Darkling Wolf left a long ass time ago. Vulnus is one of us. Ka left after the debacle. Unless I missed someone that leaves The Almighty Granola Bar and Rivet.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 19, 2016, 08:50:46 am
-snip -

Waaaiit. So were you the one account Sixposting so hard back when I was new there that I started leaving mocking responses?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on August 19, 2016, 09:14:25 am
I don't think so. I am pretty sure you joined way before the salt. Unless you remember an account named System of a Downs Syndrome.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 19, 2016, 11:10:55 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGbE0L2zWbc
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 19, 2016, 12:29:54 pm
well this topic keeps popping up, though I've already said my piece on it somewhere I'll just say that neither side was in the right. That being said I do think we should leave it in the past (I don't mean stop talking about it I just mean we should all stop letting it bother us) and do our best from here on.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on August 19, 2016, 01:06:47 pm
Huh.
I still have the most time spent online on the CDDA forums despite not going on it for a year.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 19, 2016, 01:49:35 pm
I don't think so. I am pretty sure you joined way before the salt. Unless you remember an account named System of a Downs Syndrome.

That username does sound familiar though, which is weird.

Anyway, moving on. To....um...oh! Since this is vaguely fitting the "make weapons out of random shit" theme that likely got us all into game to begin with:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsjON0YBkp0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsjON0YBkp0)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 19, 2016, 01:57:09 pm
We're taking a buddy of mine hog hunting for his bachelor party (well, honestly, I'm more getting drunk while they kill pigs), and a spear built like that thing looks like the perfect armament to supply him with.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 19, 2016, 02:32:57 pm
A big old spear, maybe. But don't forget the crossbar. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 19, 2016, 03:08:45 pm
Also, doubleposting ensues. Someone on the CDDA forums might be looking into this forum. So, to quote them, question time:

Quote
Any reason why I get a malware warning when I navigate to Utterly Mad?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 19, 2016, 03:18:34 pm
Also, doubleposting ensues. Someone on the CDDA forums might be looking into this forum. So, to quote them, question time:

Quote
Any reason why I get a malware warning when I navigate to Utterly Mad?
False positive maybe? IDK I've never gotten any kind of warning about malware.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 19, 2016, 03:21:36 pm
Also, doubleposting ensues. Someone on the CDDA forums might be looking into this forum. So, to quote them, question time:

Quote
Any reason why I get a malware warning when I navigate to Utterly Mad?
Curious to see what this person is using that's giving the warning, could be it doesn't recognise this place (it IS rather obscure) and so assumes malware?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 19, 2016, 03:27:13 pm
Same, I've never had any sign of it triggering Avast at least. I have seen at least one place that has this site on its block list, which is astounding given its obscurity. Unless it was set to look for SMF forums in general.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 19, 2016, 03:46:35 pm
-snip-
If he's still childish enough to ignore your earnest attempts to apologize, then he isn't man enough to deserve an apology.
You're insistence on trying shows a great strength of character though.

Anyways,
A big old spear, maybe. But don't forget the crossbar. o3o
With a broad tip. That or something with a bit of punch. I read about a boar someone shot in florida that was almost as big as a volkswagon bug.

Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 19, 2016, 03:54:34 pm
Personally I'd rather consider the spear an "oh shit" weapon for when you've already poked a few new orifices into the catch.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 19, 2016, 04:18:08 pm
Having killed lots of boars once opon a time, I can just about guarantee you a spear is more humane in pretty much every way than most guns they are shot with. A spear's actually a pretty great weapon for animals or anything else too stupid to go around it.

Also, the Hawaiians still use baiting, dropping from trees, and knives in their hunts. Admittedly, their pigs are a bit smaller than the Russian boars we have here, but they can still fuck you up if you land on them wrong. Unfortunately I can't find my pictures of what that looks like.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 19, 2016, 05:31:36 pm
Not quiet what you had in mind, but there is this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dhd0zcDJ_c

In case you don't like a little bit of blood and field dressing of dead animals, a descritpion. The dogs hold the boar down while the hunter finishes it off, then they skin and butcher it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 19, 2016, 05:56:17 pm
https://youtu.be/dBbGkVIiT_M
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 19, 2016, 06:02:59 pm
Not quiet what you had in mind, but there is this.

I've tagged along on one of those too, and it's the *other* way to do it. Waiting in a tree above a bait pile and dropping on the thing with a knife is far more badass though.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 19, 2016, 06:20:59 pm
Also, doubleposting ensues. Someone on the CDDA forums might be looking into this forum. So, to quote them, question time:

Quote
Any reason why I get a malware warning when I navigate to Utterly Mad?
That might be down to the forum doing something weird tbh, it's likely they're using Chrome and it's picking up an error in the webpage and overreacting to it, Chrome always does it. Forum maintenance should fix it in a day or two if it hasn't already.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 19, 2016, 06:55:36 pm
The other way to do it? I figured there were three ways to do it. The "jump out of a tree" method, the "provoke it into a boar spear" method, and the "shoot it" method. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 19, 2016, 07:05:54 pm
Well, yeah. But hunting is less exciting if you aren't using archaic technology of one form or another.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 19, 2016, 07:06:18 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsjON0YBkp0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsjON0YBkp0)
I have reason to believe you found this on Reddit
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 19, 2016, 07:24:50 pm
I have reason to believe you found this on Reddit

Nope. I'm not on reddit actually. Not sure how, but I recently found that youtuber while browsing other videos.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 20, 2016, 04:54:13 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb8GBSbBES0
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 20, 2016, 11:10:00 am
Do I even want to know? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 20, 2016, 06:25:26 pm
Do I even want to know? :V
Yes. It's important that you know.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 21, 2016, 04:40:39 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/AKSI97s.gif)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 21, 2016, 04:52:25 pm
It's like a swing set for manchildren.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 21, 2016, 10:39:03 pm
That poor bike.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: LionSiege on August 22, 2016, 05:30:00 pm
Hello again! I'm sorry for not posting for a while, but still, I've been peeking at the forum from time to time just to see what is happening. I'll try to be more active now!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 22, 2016, 05:32:58 pm
Yey. Now get on our dorf fort thread and witness the madness.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 22, 2016, 05:35:55 pm
Yey. Now get on our dorf fort thread and witness the utter madness.
FTFY!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 22, 2016, 05:46:55 pm
While I oughta eat you for doing more quote corruptions, in this case it's rather fitting.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 22, 2016, 09:20:51 pm
is it really frustrating for anyone else when you hear a phrase and hear someone describe what it means and think that it's a really cool thing and then have someone else you're talking to later tells you that your interpretation is wrong?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 22, 2016, 09:21:42 pm
What's the phrase in question?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 22, 2016, 09:30:48 pm
In this particular case it was "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb"
First explanation I heard was that it meant that the bonds you make in life can matter more than blood relations. I was talking with someone and they said it was a biblical thing though I forget their exact phrasing.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 22, 2016, 09:57:09 pm
In this particular case it was "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb"
First explanation I heard was that it meant that the bonds you make in life can matter more than blood relations. I was talking with someone and they said it was a biblical thing though I forget their exact phrasing.

I can't recall ever hearing the religious take on it, but I HAVE heard the "blood brothers" interpretation of it. You sure the second person isn't wrong? :V

In fact, if where I heard that reference was correct about the phrase originating in ancient Greece, that increases the odds of it being being biblical in origin.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 22, 2016, 10:16:49 pm
In this particular case it was "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb"
First explanation I heard was that it meant that the bonds you make in life can matter more than blood relations. I was talking with someone and they said it was a biblical thing though I forget their exact phrasing.

I can't recall ever hearing the religious take on it, but I HAVE heard the "blood brothers" interpretation of it. You sure the second person isn't wrong? :V

In fact, if where I heard that reference was correct about the phrase originating in ancient Greece, that increases the odds of it being being biblical in origin.
I mean a phrase can have multiple meanings, but I was just frustrated with being told I was flat out wrong. Either way I can see where people would get either meaning, it's just frustrating to be told that your interpretation is wrong without any real explanation.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on August 22, 2016, 10:46:55 pm
yer flat out rong
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on August 22, 2016, 11:02:16 pm
In this particular case it was "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb"
First explanation I heard was that it meant that the bonds you make in life can matter more than blood relations. I was talking with someone and they said it was a biblical thing though I forget their exact phrasing.
It basically means "If you are a monk, relatives mean nothing." but that is 8th century version, the other interpretation is better.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 22, 2016, 11:58:19 pm
It basically means "If you are a monk, relatives mean nothing." but that is 8th century version, the other interpretation is better.

And "If you are a hoplite, relatives mean nothing." too. 3:

Now reminder: This is a double-layer meanings cake, if we remember the modern interpret ion most would be familiar with, blood is thicker that water, has the exact opposite implication.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 23, 2016, 01:35:55 am
Nothing pisses me off more than when someone insists that I'm wrong when I'm not, being told an interpretation of something is flat out wrong would probably make me hit someone.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 23, 2016, 05:53:45 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/kUgP9jG.gif)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 23, 2016, 06:25:35 pm
So which one of your derps changed the dapperness? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 24, 2016, 05:36:34 am
why am i still awake
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 24, 2016, 05:42:18 am
Also, doubleposting ensues. Someone on the CDDA forums might be looking into this forum. So, to quote them, question time:

Quote
Any reason why I get a malware warning when I navigate to Utterly Mad?

Tell him its because we're fucking cancer.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 25, 2016, 02:40:13 am
So, add pressure flaking to the list of skills I have the barest grasp of.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 25, 2016, 05:23:06 am
So, add pressure flaking to the list of skills I have the barest grasp of.
It's tricky to do at first. You'll get used to it, if that's what you are trying to do.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 25, 2016, 09:04:20 am
So which one of your derps changed the dapperness? :V
North Korea is best Korea
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 25, 2016, 11:32:05 am
It's tricky to do at first. You'll get used to it, if that's what you are trying to do.

I don't exactly have the tools for it. Been harder to find copper rod than I expected, and the best aluminum thing I found is a cheap tent stake that if going to be a pain in the ass to put into a handle. Antler tines are right out, not likely to just go out and find antlers laying about very easily.

So far, a screwdriver actually seems like the least awkward tool for that I have, at least my smaller ones that have a fairly short length relative to the handle.

North Korea is best Korea

I am officially assuming you did it then. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 25, 2016, 12:05:32 pm
So which one of your derps changed the dapperness? :V
Only Korea is best Korea

Yus.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 25, 2016, 12:08:23 pm
[Derping Intensifies]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 25, 2016, 05:47:37 pm
A spambot somehow got into the Cata forums, and the whole place is now one big ad for Polish floor polish. Lulz.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 25, 2016, 05:48:53 pm
A spambot somehow got into the Cata forums, and the whole place is now one big ad for Polish floor polish. Lulz.
mean while we're too obscure for spam bots
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 25, 2016, 05:49:41 pm
Should note the only place it didn't get was the Polish subforum. Someone has to work on their marketing.

And if you want, I can spam ads for some bauble. I'm pretty bored.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 25, 2016, 05:54:57 pm
A spambot somehow got into the Cata forums, and the whole place is now one big ad for Polish floor polish. Lulz.
Oh god it's happening again!
Also how'd a spambot get past their sign-up bullshit?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 25, 2016, 05:57:29 pm
(http://i67.tinypic.com/oh16d.jpg)

I'm a helpful kinda guy. Not so helpful as to link him here, mind you.

It has MSN and ICQ shit listed on it's account. I assume it's actually a dude copying and pasting.


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complex hacking carpets (coverings thorough disinfection glorify Care - opposing methodology violence voltage pigsty also fashion center)
- Wiping floor coverings
- Organize and offset tiled floors (konsumy, shops, houses)
- Laundering pufów upholstery - lounge chairs, sofas, footstools, angles, cleaning carpets Warsaw seat
- Washing the impregnation of the old armchairs upholstered - relics
- Rounded washing coated upholstery mopeds, velvet, Alcantra complexion
- Separation challenging flavors
- Impregnation antiallergic in alcoves further uneven mirach
- Shooting mattresses
- Comprehensive carry the virtue in country homes, businesses, areas and companies


WE MUST COMPREHENSIVE CARRY THE VIRTUE, COMRADES! WASH THE IMPREGNATION FROM THE OLD ARMCHAIR RELICS! PROMOTE YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND! HE DESERVES IT! SHOOT THE VACCUMES! AMPUTATE THE NEXT MAN! FORWARD, TO VICTORY!


Seriously, how can you not buy this shit after that?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 25, 2016, 06:08:13 pm
And apparently he's a 31 yo polish male.
Surprising that he went to the bother of filling out his profile if all he intended to do was spam.


[]
Thanks for posting the spam on his behalf here :P
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 25, 2016, 06:12:17 pm
Hey man, when the Mule suffers washable carpet, it's our duty to share and help out.

(http://i66.tinypic.com/30lmjqv.jpg)

So, am I an official Cata translator now, being such a helpful guy and all?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 25, 2016, 06:26:46 pm
Needs more Horytnica.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 25, 2016, 06:41:45 pm
And if you want, I can spam ads for some bauble. I'm pretty bored.
If anyone is going to be the resident spambot it'd either be me or Peri, people have already mistaken my posts for spambots before and Peri posts so often she'd probably be worse than an actual spambot.

Actually, this gives me a terrible idea.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on August 25, 2016, 06:42:10 pm
Some of the best ideas are terrible.

(http://i65.tinypic.com/33pdpia.jpg)

Gotta admire his persistence. This is what most sub-forums look like. I'm debating being super helpful by reporting each post, but think that would assuredly result in a spamming ban for me too.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 25, 2016, 06:47:21 pm
This is probably as bad as the height of the spamming, and this is a single bot/guy, rather than the dozens we had back then.


If anyone is going to be the resident spambot it'd either be me or Peri, people have already mistaken my posts for spambots before and Peri posts so often she'd probably be worse than an actual spambot.

Actually, this gives me a terrible idea.
Wait, your NOT already a spambot?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 25, 2016, 06:48:25 pm
Gotta admire his persistence. This is what most sub-forums look like. I'm debating being super helpful by reporting each post, but think that would assuredly result in a spamming ban for me too.

Counterspam every single board via reporting the posts. Or if you really value your account, made a fake account and spam reports off it. For double the trolling, make the username some offensive word in the most obscure language you know. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on August 25, 2016, 06:53:57 pm
If anyone is going to be the resident spambot it'd either be me or Peri, people have already mistaken my posts for spambots before and Peri posts so often she'd probably be worse than an actual spambot.

Actually, this gives me a terrible idea.
Wait, your NOT already a spambot?

Definitely 100% legit guaranteed! I am not a spambot, but enough about me, have you heard about the most amazing new thing? SHAMWOW! Absolutely good!

I fear the quality of my Sixposting is either improving or degrading, either one is awful
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 25, 2016, 07:09:30 pm
Six confirmed for Vince Offer.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 25, 2016, 08:18:41 pm
Thanks bubba.

I was sitting on the couch next to a friend of mine when discord suddenly makes a noise. She asks me what it is and I tell her it's probably someone logging on/off of discord. I then go to shut discord down but open the window instead. Nothing bad there. Just a blank screen. My friend though notices the utterly mad section on the side bar and asks "what's lewd? you lookin at porn?" she then grabs my mouse from me and clicks it.

Thanks bubba.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 25, 2016, 08:21:57 pm
Thanks bubba.

I was sitting on the couch next to a friend of mine when discord suddenly makes a noise. She asks me what it is and I tell her it's probably someone logging on/off of discord. I then go to shut discord down but open the window instead. Nothing bad there. Just a blank screen. My friend though notices the utterly mad section on the side bar and asks "what's lewd? you lookin at porn?" she then grabs my mouse from me and clicks it.

Thanks bubba.
what was the reaction?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 25, 2016, 08:25:11 pm
Thanks bubba.

I was sitting on the couch next to a friend of mine when discord suddenly makes a noise. She asks me what it is and I tell her it's probably someone logging on/off of discord. I then go to shut discord down but open the window instead. Nothing bad there. Just a blank screen. My friend though notices the utterly mad section on the side bar and asks "what's lewd? you lookin at porn?" she then grabs my mouse from me and clicks it.

Thanks bubba.
what was the reaction?
"lel, faggot. Wanna watch walking dead?"
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 25, 2016, 08:27:08 pm
Thanks bubba.

I was sitting on the couch next to a friend of mine when discord suddenly makes a noise. She asks me what it is and I tell her it's probably someone logging on/off of discord. I then go to shut discord down but open the window instead. Nothing bad there. Just a blank screen. My friend though notices the utterly mad section on the side bar and asks "what's lewd? you lookin at porn?" she then grabs my mouse from me and clicks it.

Thanks bubba.
what was the reaction?
"lel, faggot. Wanna watch a walking dead?"
as a bit of a tip you can set that channel to Mute so that no alerts show up and it doesn't make a sound.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 25, 2016, 08:30:11 pm
It's fine. It was embarrassing, but little more than that. She doesn't actually care.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on August 25, 2016, 11:07:54 pm
I have it muted too. I only made the damn thing to keep all of Bubba's porn out of the main chanels.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 25, 2016, 11:42:49 pm
I have it muted too. I only made the damn thing to keep all of Bubba's porn out of the main chanels.

IE we're all drowning in shark dick, what a rotten way to die.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on August 25, 2016, 11:45:35 pm
I mean I don't mind, but I know others are less fucked up, sexualy deviant, into dicks, and furry trash and might not want dick on everything.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 25, 2016, 11:56:09 pm
At least they aren't covered in glitter and sequins, and at least we aren't having them beamed straight onto our desktops. In this way, Bubbadoo the Sharklord has mercy upon us.

"And lo did the sharklord wave his hand and there was dick. The sharklord looked upon this, and thought it good."
-The Book of Utterly Mad- Sharklord 5:8
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 26, 2016, 12:01:20 am
More recently to be lucky I'm not that into Discord to join the channel, lest I procure more weird things for the channel.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ajwilli1 on August 26, 2016, 12:07:38 am
More recently to be lucky I'm not that into Discord to join the channel, lest I procure more weird things for the channel.

I'd just post Tracer and Mei's ass on a bi-regular basis to be honest.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 26, 2016, 12:08:46 am
More recently to be lucky I'm not that into Discord to join the channel, lest I procure more weird things for the channel.
You should do that though
https://discord.gg/Nr7z6
this expires in a day Dragon. Just do it. DO IT!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 26, 2016, 12:54:04 am
Butbutbut. Still not using Best Pony much. @_@
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 26, 2016, 04:29:56 pm
Butbutbut. Still not using Best Pony much. @_@
I thought you were saying that you were gonna post pony stuff at first. That would be worse than shark dick.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 26, 2016, 04:35:46 pm
Nyet. That was a remark derived from a joke I made to a brony I know, given I don't care about the show one way or another. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on August 27, 2016, 01:18:24 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjeKiIa7XEk
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 28, 2016, 04:12:48 pm
I had a dream that wilson became a member of the god hand. Now I am worried that he is going to sacrifice us to the demons. Except AJ will be rescued at the last minute by skull knight after losing his left hand and right eye.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 28, 2016, 04:52:29 pm
Salt, stop taking your kobold alter-ego's "special" herbs. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on August 28, 2016, 07:18:57 pm
I had a dream that wilson became a member of the god hand. Now I am worried that he is going to sacrifice us to the demons. Except AJ will be rescued at the last minute by skull knight after losing his left hand and right eye.
You are the only skellington here. I guess you are skull knight. Also, Wilson is not nearly gay enough to be Griffith.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on August 28, 2016, 07:23:59 pm
Did Wilson have the power of the God Hand (God Hand!)?
If so, did you like the Ball Busta (Ball Busta!)?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 29, 2016, 06:02:59 am
There are actually some people who really believe Griffith did nothing wrong.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 29, 2016, 11:38:28 am
So which one of us was Elvis? I'm gettin' hongry, hombre. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 29, 2016, 09:38:09 pm
I demand three fresh corpses delivered to my workshop before sundown. It's my birthday and I need hats.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on August 29, 2016, 11:03:58 pm
so one of my classes had the same class room booked for that hour as two other classes, so in the whole confusion I spent twenty minutes sitting in the wrong class before realizing and showing up late for my actual class. Things are brilliant sometimes.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 30, 2016, 12:17:08 am
so one of my classes had the same class room booked for that hour as two other classes, so in the whole confusion I spent twenty minutes sitting in the wrong class before realizing and showing up late for my actual class. Things are brilliant sometimes.
That's lol. I had a class in the morning and a different class in the same room later in the day, as a result I once slept at my desk for four hours before the teacher finally noticed I was there and sent me away at the end of the time I was actually supposed to be there for the later class. That was back in my senior year of highschool.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on September 02, 2016, 12:41:16 am
Changed my avatar, yay.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on September 02, 2016, 01:43:01 am
i'm a frog now.

ribbit.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 02, 2016, 01:50:47 am
Clearly I should pick a legit dragon avatar or something. :V

EDIT: Eh, might as well.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 02, 2016, 03:30:49 am
I'll probably change it back at some point.

Story time: The wendigo is a famine spirit which represents the algonquian tribes greatest taboo; cannibalism. They also represent greed. It's such a big deal that there is a mental condition that occurs exclusively among native american tribes from the northern united states and canada called "Wendigo Psychosis." The sufferer believes they are becoming a Wendigo, will crave for human flesh, and will beg for their family and friends to kill him before they can turn. The condition is VERY rare, and the tribe will usually attempt to cure them. Cases where the cure fails and the tribe must kill the sufferer are almost unheard of, but not unknown. In most cases the sufferer has consumed, knowingly OR UNKNOWINGLY, human flesh.

In appearance, Wendigo are simply giant desiccated corpses like huge skeletons with skin stretched over them.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 02, 2016, 01:30:39 pm
They are not, however, mooseseses wearing skulls. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on September 02, 2016, 01:44:14 pm
Hey giys updooted picture is new work of art pls like and subscribe.
Although I'm probably changing it to something better later.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 02, 2016, 01:46:56 pm
But you don't look as delicious now. o3o
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Post by: RedVulnus on September 02, 2016, 01:56:06 pm
And time to get adblocker.
Went to a website, ad redirected me to site asking for info because 'you have a virus' and it had fucking virus in the URL...
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 02, 2016, 03:29:16 pm
How have you not become virus food sooner? I think I got motivated to get adblock way back in 2009 or 2010, when I got a redirect-to-malware ad on DA. :v
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Post by: saltmummy626 on September 02, 2016, 03:56:19 pm
They are not, however, mooseseses wearing skulls. o3o
Yeah, I'm not sure where that popular depiction came from. It's cool though.
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Post by: RedVulnus on September 02, 2016, 04:01:34 pm
How have you not become virus food sooner? I think I got motivated to get adblock way back in 2009 or 2010, when I got a redirect-to-malware ad on DA. :v
good antivirus? Luck? I don't know. ran a malware and virus scan that turned up nothing so I should be good, still I installed adblocker to prevent this in the future.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 02, 2016, 04:07:08 pm
True. I recall that also taught me to switch from AVG to Avast.
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Post by: Six on September 02, 2016, 05:44:21 pm
Malwarebytes for life.
Although sometimes it's fun to download a load of different anti-virus programs and watch them duke it out as they delete each other.

Also everyone is apparently changing their avatar, but I already changed mine when I changed my name!
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 02, 2016, 05:55:09 pm
I used to have Malwarebytes as a backup, in case I scanned something that looks really fishy and wanted a second opinion. Think they dropped their free version, something that led to my dropping them as a "keep stashed and closed until needed" AV. :V
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Post by: guest48 on September 02, 2016, 05:56:34 pm
I might change my avatar back when I get on a compooter
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 02, 2016, 06:00:49 pm
I just wish I had a decent image of a durgon like that, minus the pocky that ends up looking like a cigar instead. o3o
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Post by: saltmummy626 on September 02, 2016, 09:13:26 pm
(http://castlesandcooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Screen-shot-2012-05-24-at-7.47.21-AM-300x254.png)
How about this one?

Also, can you guess what this is?
Spoiler (hover to show)
Hint: It's a kobold apparently.

(http://www.stargazersworld.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kobold-Evolution-1024x315.jpg)
what the fuck happened?
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 02, 2016, 09:15:21 pm
Not cute enough. o3o
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Post by: saltmummy626 on September 02, 2016, 09:20:26 pm
Not cute enough. o3o
how about this then?
(https://themoderndragon.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cute-dragon-with-toy-x1600.jpg?w=645)
Wait no, how about...
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQbf3GybxT0Vna1klMlAYCHu2RgHCzcLWkWSAt1b9XqTw1bc11H)
this?
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Post by: Perigrin on September 02, 2016, 09:21:48 pm
(http://castlesandcooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Screen-shot-2012-05-24-at-7.47.21-AM-300x254.png)
How about this one?

Also, can you guess what this is?
Spoiler (hover to show)
Hint: It's a kobold apparently.

(http://www.stargazersworld.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kobold-Evolution-1024x315.jpg)
what the fuck happened?
The kobolds have been hitting the gym lately man.
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Post by: saltmummy626 on September 02, 2016, 09:25:12 pm
or how about deviiljho?
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQvd7eo6KA9DWQOaqttmY6QLF-jJzJKxU8CmzishwowUwAoMsVY)
Technically a "brute wyvern" though.

Then again, if you mean to stick strictly to dragons, fatalis is an elder dragon.
(http://orig08.deviantart.net/1b86/f/2014/121/b/c/chibi_fatalis_by_icedragon300-d7grqdg.png)
Can't find a good picture of a chibi fatalis.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 02, 2016, 09:33:12 pm
I am sorely tempted to use the Smaug gif. :V
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Post by: Six on September 02, 2016, 11:09:07 pm
Pretty sure Kobolds are supposed to be shittier Goblins, with Goblins being shittier versions of Orcs, who are shitter versions of Ogres, who are shitter versions of Trolls.
Somewhere along the line you inevitably end up with Dragons.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on September 03, 2016, 06:40:23 am
Also, can you guess what this is?
Spoiler (hover to show)
Hint: It's a kobold apparently.
...It's pretty hot. >//~//>
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 03, 2016, 05:54:00 pm
Durgon confirmed for eating people.

EDIT: Thank you for the post-edit, Bubba. Now I shall eat you. :V
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Post by: Bubbadoo on September 03, 2016, 09:44:32 pm
Durgon confirmed for eating people.
Can someone say admin aboose? ;3

Bubbadoo has been permabanned for abuse of his mod powers. - Six

U wot mate, fite me right 'ere right now. ~Bubbadoo
PS: Fuck you imma shark.

I kid, stay cool siegelion. <3

Bubbadoo has been moddening'd - Seven
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Post by: RedVulnus on September 03, 2016, 09:58:11 pm
my favorite line from anything I've heard recently "You're in a bar...dressed as crime fighting strippers."
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 03, 2016, 11:50:52 pm
Shark is gonna be sushi for this. o3o

;~;
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Post by: Perigrin on September 04, 2016, 03:36:36 pm
Cylindrical Shark Meat? Kinky.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 04, 2016, 03:51:11 pm
(http://www.rasteroids.com/japantown-mural-project/mural-san-jose/Tamiko-Rast-6.jpg)
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Post by: Wheel-Son on September 04, 2016, 04:16:19 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1urscLw2NN0

yiss
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 04, 2016, 04:40:32 pm
...dafuq did I just watch.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on September 04, 2016, 05:57:24 pm
Shark is not food. ;~;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 04, 2016, 05:59:33 pm
Which is what food would say anyway. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on September 04, 2016, 06:03:50 pm
I-I will bite you! '^'
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 04, 2016, 06:24:27 pm
Huehuehue. ;^;
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Post by: saltmummy626 on September 04, 2016, 07:16:13 pm
I-I will bite you! '^'
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/951/129/c34.jpg)
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Post by: Caconym on September 04, 2016, 07:19:39 pm
I-I will bite you! '^'
Huehuehue. ;^;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Co1RQ_0emI
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 04, 2016, 07:31:30 pm
Tsunderesnack is best snack. :V
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Post by: Bubbadoo on September 04, 2016, 07:59:37 pm
I-I will bite you! '^'
Huehuehue. ;^;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Co1RQ_0emI
Shuuuush.
>//~//>


Tsunderesnack is best snack. :V
Also not food or tsundere. >~<
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 04, 2016, 08:55:46 pm
Huehuehue. Also.

(http://i.imgur.com/HTisMpC.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 05, 2016, 03:25:05 am
(https://i.imgur.com/muBxJ0s.jpg)
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Post by: Six on September 05, 2016, 10:04:13 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1urscLw2NN0

yiss
This is an underrated masterpiece

(https://i.imgur.com/muBxJ0s.jpg)
This is an unforgivable pun, you should be executed.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 05, 2016, 01:38:47 pm
The medieval version of this would presumably involve the bubbles being labelled hue, and, cry. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 05, 2016, 05:52:43 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/jALYM.gif)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 05, 2016, 06:49:38 pm
It's a rainbow of derp.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on September 05, 2016, 09:04:03 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/jALYM.gif)
Execution by firing squad it is then.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 05, 2016, 09:14:26 pm
Execution by firing squad it is then.

You mean you're gonna make bricks out of him, and throw him in about 12 or so separate kilns? o3o
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Post by: saltmummy626 on September 05, 2016, 11:36:02 pm
Execution by firing squad it is then.

You mean you're gonna make bricks out of him, and throw him in about 12 or so separate kilns? o3o
Took me a moment to get that, but when I did... Well executed dragon, well executed.
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Post by: saltmummy626 on September 07, 2016, 02:24:58 am
Double post because FUCK YO COUCH!

Actually, do you know the difference between cheddar and white cheddar?
The answer is, color. That's all. Just color. "Normal" cheddar cheese is actually just white cheddar with a plant based coloring added.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 07, 2016, 02:30:29 am
Everyone knows only sharp cheddar is good cheddar.
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Post by: Caconym on September 07, 2016, 10:12:18 am
Double post because FUCK YO COUCH!

Actually, do you know the difference between cheddar and white cheddar?
The answer is, color. That's all. Just color. "Normal" cheddar cheese is actually just white cheddar with a plant based coloring added.
I really don't give edam about this revelation.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 09, 2016, 03:41:19 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RSkt8fcvrg
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on September 09, 2016, 04:28:29 am
That was surprisingly good
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Post by: RedVulnus on September 09, 2016, 07:06:06 pm
who keeps fucking with the Karma system?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 09, 2016, 08:53:39 pm
I don't know who, but I'm blaming Bubba anyway. 3:
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Post by: Six on September 09, 2016, 09:57:57 pm
The Kawaii one wasn't me, Bubba isn't an Admin, so I'm blaming Peri.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 09, 2016, 10:50:01 pm
Huehuehue. :V
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Post by: Perigrin on September 10, 2016, 02:03:31 am
I just like messing with things... Makes my day a bit brighter.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 10, 2016, 03:18:57 am
Last Perigrin Posting: Karma Korruptions!
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Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 10, 2016, 06:10:46 pm
At my government mandated "don't get hammered and drive your car" session this morning, we started a new chapter that had a subsection titled "The Black Coffee Myth And Other Acts Of Futility".

Think if I ever write a book, that would make a good title.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 10, 2016, 06:41:09 pm
Of course. Don't they know that the most efficient hangover cure is to drink more?

Granted, that is not helpful for driving. :V
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Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 10, 2016, 07:03:24 pm
In my (extensive) experience, the best hangover cure is to drink straight vodka. Hangovers are generally accepted to be caused by dehydration and excess adulterants in the alcohol, such as sugar. Proper vodka is pretty much just ethanol cut with water. Don't think I've ever had a hangover since figuring that out about a decade ago.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 11, 2016, 07:50:18 pm
That's a hangover prevention, not cure. :V
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Post by: Perigrin on September 11, 2016, 11:09:24 pm
The best way to not get a hang over is to not drink. :P
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 12, 2016, 02:03:07 am
The best way to not get a hang over is to not stop drinking. :P
FTFY!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 12, 2016, 02:41:32 am
Caconym confirmed for drunkcat.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 12, 2016, 06:11:02 am
Caconym confirmed for drunkcat.
It helps along with the tinfoil hat to act as psychic staic (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychicStatic) against illuminati mind reading/control lasers fired from their secret moon base.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 12, 2016, 11:58:35 am
TFW you realize that real tinfoil is hard to find, compared to aluminum foil. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 12, 2016, 01:48:43 pm
TFW you realize that real tinfoil is hard to find, compared to aluminum foil. :V
I already know! (http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/general-discussion-2/actual-last-man-posting-(this-is-my-baby-perigrin-)/msg15363/#msg15363)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 12, 2016, 02:08:54 pm
...you poor foolish kitten, you could be using that tin to make bronze. Bronzefoil hats are better when the [Insert Preferred Grand Conspiracy Here] stop bothering with the mind control and start breaking out the hoplites.
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Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 12, 2016, 05:38:15 pm
Potatoe
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 12, 2016, 05:47:05 pm
Blitzen, join our Dorf Fort. D:
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Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 12, 2016, 06:20:57 pm
:D Yay!
Now on to talk stuff.
I am officially the last person to post in the rec room on the CDDA Forums
:/

EDIT: Whats with the D:?
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 12, 2016, 06:56:08 pm
Huehuehue. And I am D:ing because we need more players: http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/last-man-gaming/the-community-dwarf-fort-(interest)-thread/ (http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/last-man-gaming/the-community-dwarf-fort-(interest)-thread/)

And hmm. Been on the CDDA forum because, 6 months after I last touched the game, I discovered bugs galore with my mods. And had them puzzled out in maybe an hour. -w-
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Post by: RedVulnus on September 12, 2016, 07:01:08 pm
:D Yay!
Now on to talk stuff.
I am officially the last person to post in the rec room on the CDDA Forums
:/

EDIT: Whats with the D:?
The entirety of the rec room crew uprooted and most of us still hang here, some moved on. So yeah no wonder that's dead over there.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 12, 2016, 07:09:34 pm
Huehuehue. And I am D:ing because we need more players: http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/last-man-gaming/the-community-dwarf-fort-(interest)-thread/ (http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/last-man-gaming/the-community-dwarf-fort-(interest)-thread/)

To be honest I've never touched Dwarf Fortress ._.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 12, 2016, 07:21:11 pm
Heresy. Any time is a good time to try. 3:
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Post by: saltmummy626 on September 13, 2016, 03:48:01 pm
My mouse buttons are broken. I had to switch the inputs to be able to left click. Ordered new buttons, now I can't get Divinity: original sin 2.
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Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 13, 2016, 04:28:50 pm
RIP
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Post by: Wheel-Son on September 13, 2016, 09:44:04 pm
Oh god someone's turning the adam west batman into a cartoon. It looks fucking as goofy as the original. Hopefully it aint shit, eh?
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Post by: saltmummy626 on September 13, 2016, 10:59:04 pm
Oh god someone's turning the adam west batman into a cartoon. It looks fucking as goofy as the original. Hopefully it aint shit, eh?
They already did that in 1977. It will prolly be fine, but unbearable for adults and real humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7AgMHuiNug
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Post by: Wheel-Son on September 14, 2016, 12:39:39 am
Aw shit, who got rid of the papyrus font. Its like, the best trash font.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on September 14, 2016, 01:06:34 am
Aw shit, who got rid of the papyrus font. Its like, the best trash font.

someone who hates spaghetti, and is about to get dunked on.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on September 15, 2016, 12:42:05 am
Oh god someone's turning the adam west batman into a cartoon. It looks fucking as goofy as the original. Hopefully it aint shit, eh?
I will watch it, I love dumb, silly things.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 18, 2016, 06:55:01 pm
Quick! Don't think about cats!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 18, 2016, 07:17:29 pm
*pukes up a torrent of cats* D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 19, 2016, 02:12:34 am
Hey look at this turtle I found.


(http://orig13.deviantart.net/f9b1/f/2012/227/f/1/mine_turtle_by_blistinaorgin-d5b6a8r.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 19, 2016, 03:12:00 am
The punline here is presumably that hitting the button will make Caco explode, not the turtle this time. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 19, 2016, 08:11:08 am
This is what happens

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GgKGUua7DhA
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 20, 2016, 01:37:16 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulzLsAPFTZ8
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 20, 2016, 10:16:46 pm
So, fuck AT&T. They called the police on my stepfather for the crime of trying to pay the phone bill. After they refused to let him pay the bill.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on September 22, 2016, 12:43:29 pm
Wait what?
It's illegal to pay your fucking phone bill?
I'll need some explanation here.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 22, 2016, 12:49:40 pm
That makes a negative amount of sense.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on September 22, 2016, 12:50:17 pm
Ah, the joys of sarcasm along with people not understanding said sarcasm.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 22, 2016, 12:51:14 pm
:V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 22, 2016, 07:43:23 pm
http://thepioden.deviantart.com/art/The-Doctor-Dansen-172288821?
idfk
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 22, 2016, 07:46:17 pm
Huehuehue.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 22, 2016, 07:50:15 pm
I bumped wish corruption :v
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 22, 2016, 08:53:25 pm
I'll bump you. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 22, 2016, 09:09:11 pm
Nuu :c
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 22, 2016, 09:28:14 pm
Yissss.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 23, 2016, 01:03:42 am
Wait what?
It's illegal to pay your fucking phone bill?
I'll need some explanation here.

So here's how it goes. For the last month and a half or so, AT&T has been jerking us around in regards to paying our phone bill. My stepfather went in to pay the bill and they wouldn't allow him to do it without a copy of his bill. So he left and came back a couple weeks later with his bill and the money. They then told him he couldn't pay them in cash or check, so he left again. Last week he went in to try and pay the now overdue bill but they wanted his social security number, refusing to give them that, he left and the day before yesterday he went in to try and pay the bill again. This time they didn't ask him for his SSN, and instead asked him for a pin number. This pin number was not explained, and had never in any email or letter been given to us. We had also not set this mysterious pin number. They refused to allow him to pay the bill so he got upset and left. The AT&T store then called the police and told them that he was threatening them and their customers AND that he was refusing to pay his phone bill (he wasn't doing any of that and the customers who were present couldn't back up the stores claims) and the police served him with a notice of no trespass. Basically a document stating that if he were to set foot in an AT&T store, he would be arrested and tried in court for trespassing.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 23, 2016, 01:13:34 am
You know, that's a good hint that you should just quietly stop paying the bills, throw the phone in the trash, and get a different company. They wanna be a bunch of bitches about paying the phone bill, then they can get their wish and not get paid. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on September 23, 2016, 01:17:32 pm
Sometimes I forget how nice it is not having to deal with companies being dickbags in the UK, we have enough laws to protect consumers from bullshit and the police over here would've told AT&T to shut the fuck up
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 23, 2016, 06:48:24 pm
Just about everything here utility or service-wise is a crown corporation. Imagine AT&T, and then imagine that they get to write actual legislation, and do so completely overtly.

For example:

Because of the previously mentioned drinking problem, I had my liscence revoked by the provincial insurance company, who writes the laws detailing liscencing. They are, of course, inforced by the governmentally sanctioned paramilitary that acts as a federal police force here (which is a whole different story), but the laws come from the insurance company itself. In order to get it back, those laws state I must pay a high sum of money to attend a weekly rehab meeting, only legally available through one provincially owned company, and also pay a truely astronomical sum for a breathalizer to be installed in my vehicle by a different automotive service company, also conveniently owned by the province. This is in addition to the tickets and fines I must pay directly to the insurance company, which are separate from the ones I must pay to the towing company (guess who owns that), and separate from the ones I need to pay to the province directly.

Once that's all done, I'll also need to pay a greatly increased insurance rate to the same company, because private insurance is illegal here.

If I lived five minutes to the east, I'd just be barred from driving for a few years and have to pay fines to the province. Drunk driving is stupid, but that seems like a more reasonable way to deal with it, since many people simply can't afford to ever drive again otherwise. Accordingly, lots of people simply drive uninsured and unliscenced. If they get caught, they have to do pretty much all of the above, but with different re-education courses.

It's socialism at it's finest, I tell ya.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 24, 2016, 12:27:07 am
Oh hey, I'm god tier now. What does that mean?
Also, looking at the "cuteness" thing on the side there, I can guess who gave me the -1. I am willing to bet it was Wilson.

I'm switching to verizon. I found out while I was in their store asking questions, that almost every employee in that store used to work for AT&T. Hilarious? maybe? prolly not.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 24, 2016, 12:33:35 am
I caught a -1 too somewhere. You bastards.

It's ok Salt. I'll make it my goal to buff up every negative.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 24, 2016, 12:59:42 am
I apparently also have lost my downvote virginity. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 24, 2016, 01:01:22 am
That was me. You can't be the only spotless active poster :P
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 24, 2016, 01:15:29 am
blitz doesn't have any upvotes or downvotes.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 24, 2016, 01:15:39 am
;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 24, 2016, 01:23:40 am
I apparently can only give him one or the other. Someone downvote him before he starts to feel good about himself.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 24, 2016, 01:27:20 am
Ok. Utterly Mad, the forum in which we openly conspire to control one anothers feelings of self worth through forum gizmos.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 24, 2016, 01:42:58 am
For what it's worth, I'm honing my skills to kick everyone else out of the forum game highscores too.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 24, 2016, 02:32:51 am
I caught a -1 too somewhere. You bastards.

It's ok Salt. I'll make it my goal to buff up every negative.
Oh look at you with your -1.
Get on my level.  :P
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 24, 2016, 02:38:37 am
Never fear, I'll buff you up too, even it if takes...

Well, ok, no. Sorry dude.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 24, 2016, 04:12:26 am
Kawaii kat is kawaii, no matter how badly he/she/shi hacked the system.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 24, 2016, 06:34:08 am
why don't we all use the chat more often? that place is a mosh pit of confusion and fun.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on September 24, 2016, 11:41:07 am
why don't we all use the chat more often? that place is a mosh pit of confusion and fun.
You know, it has more than one channel, has one for each board in fact.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 24, 2016, 12:08:04 pm
Because 90% of the time I poke my head on here, I only ever see 1 person listed as being on the chat? 3:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 24, 2016, 06:06:47 pm
we've started filtering into it after 9PM pacific time. As few as 3, as many as 5.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 24, 2016, 06:51:43 pm
Butbutbut. ;w;

Also, hnng this rain.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on September 24, 2016, 07:00:48 pm
I'm generally just sat in chat for about six hours a day.
Because what even is a life?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 24, 2016, 07:33:16 pm
Also, hnng this rain.
The rain is the best weather.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 24, 2016, 07:55:27 pm
The rain is the best weather.

Not when it fucks with my satellite net. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on September 25, 2016, 04:23:53 pm
I have a problem.
I have £20,000 worth of computer builds planned out, with a £5000 build planned to be finished this year.

I thought building my own computer would be fun, and then realised how overboard you can really go with it and I have poor impulse control.
I fear I have made a terrible mistake.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 25, 2016, 04:44:53 pm
I have a problem.
I have £20,000 worth of computer builds planned out, with a £5000 build planned to be finished this year.

I thought building my own computer would be fun, and then realised how overboard you can really go with it and I have poor impulse control.
I fear I have made a terrible mistake.
Damn, what are you building with that kind of money? Bitcoin farms? Liquid-nitrogen cooled bitcoin farms while watching 4k porn on 4 different screens?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 25, 2016, 05:31:45 pm
But can it handle Nuts.wad?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 25, 2016, 06:12:11 pm
But can it handle Nuts.wad?
Do I even want to know what that is?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on September 25, 2016, 06:13:54 pm
I have a problem.
I have £20,000 worth of computer builds planned out, with a £5000 build planned to be finished this year.

I thought building my own computer would be fun, and then realised how overboard you can really go with it and I have poor impulse control.
I fear I have made a terrible mistake.
Damn, what are you building with that kind of money? Bitcoin farms? Liquid-nitrogen cooled bitcoin farms while watching 4k porn on 4 different screens?
My personal computer, this should be half done within the next month or two, finished by the end of the year.
Spoiler (hover to show)

A Couch Gaming PC to replace my console
Spoiler (hover to show)

Network Attached Storage for project files and streaming movies to any device in the house
Spoiler (hover to show)

A Server capable of Folding@Home, rendering and hosting a game server all at the same time. I'm unlikely to ever actually build this though.

Spoiler (hover to show)

A Workstation PC that I'll probably end up building instead of the server next year

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 25, 2016, 06:31:13 pm
But can it handle Nuts.wad?
Do I even want to know what that is?

It's an old Doom 2 map. >.o

http://www.doomworld.com/10years/bestwads/infamous.php (http://www.doomworld.com/10years/bestwads/infamous.php)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on September 25, 2016, 06:33:57 pm
I should clarify that every single one of those builds is for watching, or storing, German BDSM Midget Bestiality Porn.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 25, 2016, 06:40:19 pm
Needs moar sharktits.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 26, 2016, 02:27:58 am
Needs moar sharktits.
@Bubbadoo


No wait that's shark dicks not tits. Better to keep that contained on discord.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 26, 2016, 11:31:44 am
Why not both? o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 26, 2016, 05:50:20 pm
Butter toasted genitals is the old stuff, the new stuff is peppered butt holes.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 26, 2016, 09:48:50 pm
Holy fucking shit, I do love these goddamn potatoes.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 26, 2016, 09:51:15 pm
When's the last time someone's actually posted that?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 26, 2016, 11:05:59 pm
I've seen it twice, but never reposted it. ._.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 27, 2016, 03:31:29 am
I've seen it, but I don't like potatoes.  :-\
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on September 27, 2016, 07:47:56 am
I've seen it, but I don't like potatoes.  :-\
Isn't that like a capital crime in Ireland?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 10:57:52 am
So there is one here too now? Nice...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 27, 2016, 01:43:04 pm
So there is one here too now? Nice...

Yep. Where we discuss how heretical pineapples on pizza are, how heretical sig length is, sharktits, and heresy in general. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 01:56:25 pm
But...I like pineapple on pizza... *raises shield*.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 27, 2016, 02:05:58 pm
And thus you will become a topping. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 27, 2016, 02:06:44 pm
But...I like pineapple on pizza... *raises shield*.
Only new and he courts the BanHammer!


I've seen it, but I don't like potatoes.  :-\
Isn't that like a capital crime in Ireland?
Yes, yes it is, soon to be the first crime here with the death penalty too.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 27, 2016, 02:07:04 pm
I agree with Noticifer. Also, there is a single RP still going on in the dda forums, and I'm in it
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 02:10:55 pm
But...but...why?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 27, 2016, 02:13:20 pm
What do you mean? Pineapples on pizza or an RP on the dda forums?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 02:14:33 pm
The pineapple on pizza hate.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 27, 2016, 02:16:39 pm
I said I AGREED with you, pineapples on pizza is amazing
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 02:18:21 pm
I said I AGREED with you, pineapples on pizza is amazing
I know, I was addressing the others, guess I should of quoted them...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 27, 2016, 02:20:48 pm
Welp
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 02:23:34 pm
You mean the adventures pf mosin as the RP in the dda forums right?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on September 27, 2016, 02:24:03 pm
Flavor doesn't mix, fruity sweet doesn't mix with greasy.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 27, 2016, 02:26:07 pm
The pineapple on pizza hate.
http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/general-discussion-2/actual-last-man-posting-(this-is-my-baby-perigrin-)/msg19667/#msg19667
http://www.wtf.com/threads/why-i-hate-pineapple-on-pizza.43807/
http://www.metafilter.com/137905/Note-pineapple-is-an-abomination-against-the-Pizza-Gods
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/pineapple-is-the-worst-pizza-topping-ever.454329961/


(http://ci.memecdn.com/8/10048008.jpg)
(https://hadafewbeers.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/peter-mueller-it-s-got-pineapple-on-it-you-ll-have-to-go-to-hell-cartoon.jpg)
(http://i4.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/article5090614.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200/pizza_forbidden.jpg)
(http://ci.memecdn.com/149/10024149.jpg)

Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 02:27:01 pm
Flavor doesn't mix, fruity sweet doesn't mix with greasy.
It mixes in your stomach anyways and I like the taste.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 27, 2016, 02:27:55 pm
Flavor doesn't mix, fruity sweet doesn't mix with greasy.
It mixes in your stomach anyways and I like the taste.
You like pineapple on pizza, so you don't have taste-buds to taste things with.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on September 27, 2016, 02:28:56 pm
:(
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 02:29:42 pm
The "you like pineapple in pizza so..." comments have already started...that was fast...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 27, 2016, 02:30:31 pm
The "you like pineapple in pizza so..." comments have already started...that was fast...
We've already been there. :P
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 02:32:22 pm
What happened to that person?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on September 27, 2016, 02:39:43 pm
Just to warn you, almost everyone is depressed.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 02:42:51 pm
Just to warn you, almost everyone is depressed.
I suppose...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 27, 2016, 03:02:49 pm
Don't look at me. I'm mostly just fucking around and using pineapple heresy as a petense for threatening to make a Noctifier pizza. o3o

Though yes, I don't like sweet stuff on my meaty pizza either, I can kinda sorta tolerate it though. It's like most styles of barbeque sauce. Tolerable, but too sweet.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 03:09:27 pm
I like a mixture of flavors in my food making pineapple in pizza just one combination I like.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 27, 2016, 03:14:01 pm
At least no one's calling the Inquisition over delicious anchovies. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 27, 2016, 03:18:12 pm
What happened to that person?
Perigrin. We threw Perigrin a blanket party because he liked pineapple. We have since obtained an electric shock therapy machine, so we can treat you without breaking any bones! The whole pizza heresy thing started around page 145.
The current pineapple pizza heresy line up includes:
Bubbadoo
Perigrin
Blitzkrieg of butts
Noctifer
We will start with pineapple aversion therapy.
(http://i.imgur.com/6u3Dclz.png)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 03:20:52 pm
That was actually pretty comprehensive and helpful.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 27, 2016, 03:25:36 pm
The whole pizza heresy thing started around page 145.
I linked to the start earlier, the first link in that post full of them


At least no one's calling the Inquisition over delicious anchovies. o3o
Hey random i got a phone call here, I believe it's for you
(https://i.imgur.com/ZK0CzK4.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 27, 2016, 03:30:11 pm
But you're a derpcat, you should love anchovies on pizza. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on September 27, 2016, 04:03:18 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/lBuBlCN.jpg)

Tfw when you suddenly lose your e- OH GOD I CANT SEE
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 27, 2016, 04:06:05 pm
D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 04:18:11 pm
Trial and error.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 27, 2016, 04:35:21 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/lBuBlCN.jpg)

Tfw when you suddenly lose your e- OH GOD I CANT SEE
Where we're going we don't need eyes too see.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 04:37:51 pm
That concerns me a bit...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 27, 2016, 04:45:45 pm
You broke the forum. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 04:52:42 pm
Duct tape shall fix it!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on September 27, 2016, 06:15:40 pm
MY EYES
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 27, 2016, 07:43:18 pm
Duck tape might not be able to fix that...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 27, 2016, 07:48:41 pm
You can make eyepatches though. Or a blindfold. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 27, 2016, 08:07:19 pm
I always forget how utterly fucked this place is until a new person shows up, and I try to put myself into their shoes.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 27, 2016, 08:16:59 pm
Utterly Mad Fucked.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on September 27, 2016, 08:43:55 pm
I CAN'T SEE

I CAN'T SEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on September 27, 2016, 11:46:52 pm
What happened to that person?
Perigrin. We threw Perigrin a blanket party because he liked pineapple. We have since obtained an electric shock therapy machine, so we can treat you without breaking any bones! The whole pizza heresy thing started around page 145.
The current pineapple pizza heresy line up includes:
Bubbadoo
Perigrin
Blitzkrieg of butts
Noctifer
We will start with pineapple aversion therapy.
(http://i.imgur.com/6u3Dclz.png)
I still have the heresy picture from last time
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 27, 2016, 11:54:33 pm
Clearly we should all just get along and hate on mayonnaise instead. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 28, 2016, 12:24:54 am
I apperantly commit even major heresay in thr chat a while ago... And made someone die of SIDS...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 28, 2016, 03:38:47 am
But you're a derpcat, you should love anchovies on pizza. :V
Did you just assume that because I'm a cat that I like anchovies? Check your privilege.


I never even had anchovies before.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 28, 2016, 11:26:23 am
*Generic responce containing heresy*
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 28, 2016, 12:11:37 pm
Did you just assume that because I'm a cat that I like anchovies? Check your privilege.


I never even had anchovies before.


Heretical cat is heretical. As punishment, we shall put Bubba on a pizza. Shark is close enough to anchovy, right? o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 28, 2016, 12:19:00 pm
Did you just assume that because I'm a cat that I like anchovies? Check your privilege.


I never even had anchovies before.


Heretical cat is heretical. As punishment, we shall put Bubba on a pizza. Shark is close enough to anchovy, right? o3o

Just barely.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 28, 2016, 03:55:50 pm
:-\
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 28, 2016, 04:04:38 pm
:V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 28, 2016, 04:22:59 pm
::)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 28, 2016, 09:43:24 pm
for some reason, when we started talking about sharks on pizza, I thought of basking sharks.
Spoiler (hover to show)
Also, in relation to bubbadoo, I just had the vision of a shark person covered in cheese reclining on a giant pizza. So I went to look for a picture of a shark on a pizza, and I found this:
Spoiler (hover to show)
and this
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ed/f6/a2/edf6a2fbfac7ba7f5db7a3ae69694f89.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 28, 2016, 09:46:34 pm
So I have been eating my emergency food reserve since I am too lazy to get up and get something from the fridge...what is wrong with me...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 28, 2016, 09:59:15 pm
Noctifier's MRE shelf is being depleted. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 28, 2016, 10:07:40 pm
It hard to find quality civilian MRE's, I go with UST's Emergency Food Ration Bars ( apple Cinnamon).
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 29, 2016, 03:46:03 am
Clearly you need more canned food.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 29, 2016, 05:52:40 am
I keep canned food. I don't even know what's in the cans anymore, the labels all came off.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 29, 2016, 07:15:08 am
Mystery food is always the best.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 29, 2016, 01:08:32 pm
But mystery expired food is not.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 29, 2016, 01:28:11 pm
But that's all part of the fun and mystery of it! Will it kill you or make you live to regret eating mystery food.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 29, 2016, 01:43:54 pm
I prefer my !!FUN!! in the virtual world thank you very much...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 29, 2016, 03:51:01 pm
Diverting back to pizza:
(https://i.imgur.com/BHyKgIm.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 29, 2016, 03:53:51 pm
Cook the eggs some more, add pineapple and I would eat it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 29, 2016, 03:55:14 pm
Cook the eggs some more, add pineapple and I would eat it.
I'm not sure which is worse here, the eggs or the pineapple.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 29, 2016, 03:56:26 pm
>Worse

That is a weird way to spell better.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 29, 2016, 04:00:49 pm
What even. Why. Scrambled eggs MIGHT be okay on pizza (never tried it), but fried?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 29, 2016, 04:07:27 pm
>MIGHT

I tried it, it was good.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 29, 2016, 04:12:48 pm
I kinda figured it at least sounded alright, but can't recall ever seeing a pizza place have it as an option.

Scrambled eggs I mean. Never liked fried eggs anyway. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 29, 2016, 04:16:28 pm
I added eggs to a microwave pizza.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 29, 2016, 04:23:55 pm
I added eggs to a microwave pizza.

There are so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to begin.


Also: Other forum is experiencing the Spammening 4: A New Spam
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 29, 2016, 04:27:24 pm
I saw, it is literary gibberish.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 29, 2016, 04:36:49 pm
Mods are slacking off on there again. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 29, 2016, 04:53:34 pm
So there have been 3 other instances of spam? I think I counted more?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 29, 2016, 04:56:40 pm
So there have been 3 other instances of spam? I think I counted more?
That I know of anyway

The First was pre-Moddening, which kinda lead to to the rise of a certain person to mod hood and led to the Great Schism of the forum.
The Second-A few months ago I think
The Third- A couple of days ago
The Fourth- Today 29/September/2016

To clarify these are major spam attacks with dozens of posts that i'm listing here. There may have been minor ones with only a couple of posts.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 29, 2016, 04:58:26 pm
I am less helpful in my reporting this time than I was last time.

"I have some outcomes my and also my boyfriend. currently my loved ones may perhaps be sharing with me ultimatums somewhere around my boyfriend, saying that they dislike that person alternatively would you like on. we individual boyfriend very. medical professional"

Poor spambot. Why can't her parents just accept that her boyfriend is a good man, and that she's into the doctor money?

" Ed is lasted that by the puppy's girl towards 54 seasons, Barbara Freeman, a kids scott (Anita) Freeman along with Doug (Tina) Freeman, Four grandkids, Cori (Brad) Dalton, Scott Freeman, Haylee Freeman, mostly surviving in Boise then Joshua Freeman for north park, Calif, three great grandsons, Cooper and after that Bronco Dalton, and after that locate Freeman, regarding Boise, and its sister, Betty oceans linked Warner Robbins, Ga. moreover honestly Charles Freeman along with transportable, Ala. Ed would be beat during health issues through that couples with children, Caroline, furthermore Bill erectile dysfunction Freeman, her or his cousons Pete, paul, Loren so sisters Miriam, Louise, but Marcella."

I will give you props if you can tell me which Freeman kid's parents were assholes.

If you re-arrange the spacing, it kinda comes out like a hidden-moral poem:

"An op impotence:
Is enable you to have a argument,
To submit a outlook,
To get in your own soapbox;
Hyde schoolyard type,
and take in somebody,
who has previously,
certainly,
Weetbix"

AND! AND! If you modify the punctuation ever so slightly, it reads like Last Exit To Brooklyn:

"Benetton, in the early 1990s, put into smooth women's magazines an ad which will featured a skeletal individual frame, plainly succumbing created by supports. extended in a infirmary truck's bed, down the page a make akin to Christ. Christ, he's joined by the sobbing pops, who else clutches the dog staying bad doll, and also suffering stricken, who else sits messed up having give up hope."
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 29, 2016, 05:21:59 pm
Bill erectile dysfunction Freeman
Damn gotta feel bad for Bill being given a nickname like that.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 29, 2016, 05:22:40 pm
Props to the Cat.

Is it wrong how much I enjoy reading through this shit?

Our friend is very pro-Armstrong in that debate, and raises an interesting point about the media's demonization of him and their willingness to discredit his struggle with nut cancer:

"the USDA storie it revealed those very reason to finally slap a day-to-day bar on charged doping deceive lance Armstrong.the entire claim professes a as well as reasoned verdict about Armstrong supposed used to remedy show strengthening detrimental drugs. actually specific analysis is certainly certainly not and after that reasoned as was most videos remedy.picky music cover with all the survey the actual tales of initial Armstrong teammates have definitely helped to tarnish the actual of lance Armstrong expensive strive has done he still does and.the very file is a personality killing.recognizing Armstrong ambition this is not to sweepstakes intercourse the USADA decided to your community crafting 200pages of all reports, detail continuously claimed ideas Armstrong great number was with immoral it.The distressing aspect of an entire problem would be multimedia systems rely on records associated with the relation to report a tale, this means out of balance reporting.you bet, intercourse are difficult but none are equipped with accounts comparing explanation why he opted because of this contest, kansas city lasik he might meds totaly ripped off?bigger points connected with whether he had to cheat to survive included in an use riddled with medicine special secrets, Or whether industrial amount of force ones puncture Armstrong makeup was driving the guy in participate the moment your man's post many cancers internal system was still being regaining are often important things absolutely not reported in excellent.the fact is, a bit of correspondents have gotten it with regard to lance temporarly while.the trouble using Lance brilliant doping expenditures demonstrates new advertisers negative passion for stories The Telegraph will provide an good balance to the debate about the complicated fixate centers close by accidently damaging the myth mr. Armstrong with the exceptional battles consisting of cancer."
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on September 29, 2016, 05:24:07 pm
So, on topic of heresy, you kow what i have heard is really good, and i am just waiting for a chance to try it?
Neo Kobe Pizza.
Pizza soaked in Miso Soup
Its supposedly basically food sex.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 29, 2016, 05:25:36 pm
So, on topic of heresy, you kow what i have heard is really good, and i am just waiting for a chance to try it?
Neo Kobe Pizza.
Pizza soaked in Miso Soup
Its supposedly basically food sex.
Don't know what miso soup is but SOUP would that not be gross soggy pizza?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on September 29, 2016, 05:28:45 pm
So, on topic of heresy, you kow what i have heard is really good, and i am just waiting for a chance to try it?
Neo Kobe Pizza.
Pizza soaked in Miso Soup
Its supposedly basically food sex.
Don't know what miso soup is but SOUP would that not be gross soggy pizza?
Either Miso Soup or Chicken Broth.
And you have to time it right or its all fucked.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 29, 2016, 05:29:08 pm
Eh, I don't really give enough of a fuck to report this one anyway. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 29, 2016, 05:30:06 pm
Spambot elucidates on the topic of vanity, American privilege, and the dangers of cosmetic modification:

"botox cosmetic injections are used to sons and daughters which crossed or in the throes of neurological symptoms, however, not mostly towards plastic variables. dermatologist have said treating a botox comestic injection in imprecise scenery by way of example grin wrinkles can lead to complications of drooling in addition,yet taking. Not having the appropriate amount of botox can lead to prolonged term medical problems and as well,as well as the gradually can cause demise"

And on the dangers of identity theft in the digital age:

"A browse as a a person's fb foods can potentially uncover that you've a friend for example Adam Kaufman. Adam is always 45 years of age also graduated due to Columbia college or university while in 1994. He used to meet up with the Hamptons guests, contain name familiar from the social registers."
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 29, 2016, 05:31:53 pm
This is full-on Time Cube levels of word salad.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 29, 2016, 05:32:21 pm
If you read enough, it starts to actually make sense.

"Holy dogshit "Steven Seagal: Lawman" opened yesterday evening."

Comments on why society these days must feel the need to always be so connected:

"Podcasts might be no place detritus or maybe advertising usual r / c speak about instructs, but there's complete liberation involved with reports in addition,yet verbal, and as well anybody absolutely every customer can make a podcast by way of every day supplies platforms. it is strangely tantalizing. there may be a bit of voyeurism."
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 29, 2016, 05:34:20 pm
If you read enough, it starts to actually make sense.

"Holy dogshit "Steven Seagal: Lawman" opened yesterday evening."
At this rate you could be like a professional spambot translator.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 29, 2016, 05:36:53 pm
It's beautiful in it's madness:

"Inside of 10 long time," she smiled and told me, "and i must dance in patterns forever in Barcelona."

Spambot weighs in on what to put on pizzas:

"It rich in plenty of flavour as well. Creates just the correct quantity of crazy tang. compounds:
hemp
homemade wine
white vinegar,
organic extra-virgin olive oil,
Sesame fat,
thai peanut marinade,
Napa cabbage,
pumpkin,
Scallions,
Rotisserie chook,
pepper,
schokofarbene
sesame vegetables."

Yum!

Spambot on the sexual revolution's generally ignored effects on astrology:

"Scorpio's status as intercourse party technology within the zodiac is in fact unwarranted. this is actually a very essential complete, and perhaps they are very sentimentally needed for the act of sexual intercourse to stay as promiscuous because,since as lustful as are usually instructed. But the truth is unique facts this is possibilities prudish difficulties of the zodiac"
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on September 29, 2016, 05:45:27 pm
It's beautiful in it's madness:

"Inside of 10 long time," she smiled and told me, "and i must dance in patterns forever in Barcelona."

Spambot weighs in on what to put on pizzas:

"It rich in plenty of flavour as well. Creates just the correct quantity of crazy tang. compounds:
hemp
homemade wine
white vinegar,
organic extra-virgin olive oil,
Sesame fat,
thai peanut marinade,
Napa cabbage,
pumpkin,
Scallions,
Rotisserie chook,
pepper,
schokofarbene
sesame vegetables."

Yum!
At least it doesn't suggest pineapple.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 29, 2016, 05:57:43 pm
It's beautiful in it's madness:

"Inside of 10 long time," she smiled and told me, "and i must dance in patterns forever in Barcelona."

Spambot weighs in on what to put on pizzas:

"It rich in plenty of flavour as well. Creates just the correct quantity of crazy tang. compounds:
hemp
homemade wine
white vinegar,
organic extra-virgin olive oil,
Sesame fat,
thai peanut marinade,
Napa cabbage,
pumpkin,
Scallions,
Rotisserie chook,
pepper,
schokofarbene
sesame vegetables."

Yum!
At least it doesn't suggest pineapple.

>:( *TRIGGERED*  >:(
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 29, 2016, 05:57:58 pm
*In best Theory of a Deadman voice*

AND I REMEMBER THE DAYYYY, YOU LEFT FOR "santa claus Monica"

*The Garden, it is Savage*

In "santa claus Monica", in the winter time,
The lazy streets so undemanding
I walk into the crowd
In "santa claus Monica", you get your
coffee from
The coolest places on the
promenade
Where people dress just so
Beauty so unavoidable, everywhere
you turn
It's there I sit and wonder what am I
doing here?
But on the telephone line I
am anyone
I am anything I want to be
I could be a super model or
Norman Mailer
And you wouldn't know the
difference
Or would you?

In "santa claus Monica", all the people got
modern names
Like Jake or Mandy
And modern bodies too
In "santa claus Monica", on the boulevard,
You'll have to dodge those
In-line skaters
Or they'll knock you down
I never felt so lonely,
Never felt so out of place
I never wanted something more
than this

But on the telephone line I
am anyone
I am anything I want to be
I could be a super model or
Norman Mailer
And you wouldn't know the
difference
On the telephone line, I am
any height
I am any age I want to be
I could be a caped crusader, or
space invader
And you wouldn't know
the difference
Or would you?





I think this well is nearly dry.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 30, 2016, 12:06:19 pm
ಠ_ಠ

Dangit, the ಠ_ಠface doesn't look any funnier in Comic Sans.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 30, 2016, 01:10:04 pm
Try lenny face.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on September 30, 2016, 03:18:36 pm
I'm gone for a week and there's a new guy, heresey and shenanigans.

On a side note, that money I was expecting, I got £1500, twice as much as I was expecting, which is exactly enough to put into my initial computer build, then another £1000 for the Titan X Pascal in two months, and then in 6 months I'll have dropped £5000 on the computer and it'll be done.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on September 30, 2016, 03:31:21 pm
I still have to wait like 7 years so I can get a decent computer.
Mostly because my parents think that me building a computer will end up with me blowing up the house somehow.
also because i'm like 3 ;-;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on September 30, 2016, 03:36:18 pm
Stop being 3 you fucking dickbag.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 30, 2016, 04:13:53 pm
Another SIDS candidate I see.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on September 30, 2016, 10:26:18 pm
I've come to the realisation that I've never actually spent so much money on one thing and now I'm terrified to spend so much on a computer.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 30, 2016, 10:50:48 pm
Have you ever bought everything on a wishlist? Money is spent fast.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 01, 2016, 04:35:56 pm
I'm tempted to clear out my Steam wishlist, I could afford to right now, but then I wouldn't be able to afford a computer capable of running any of the games.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 01, 2016, 05:25:17 pm
Why by tires when you don't have a car.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on October 01, 2016, 09:52:14 pm
anyone got any recommendations on good ad blockers? I ask because the one I use is now going to allow certain ads to run which is counterintuitive to the reason I got the damn thing.

Also since there are some who dislike the use of ad blockers and we recently got a couple of new members, the reason I use one is because I had an ad redirect me to a virus site. An exceedingly obvious one at that.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 01, 2016, 09:56:37 pm
Strange, I've had no issues with Adblock Plus. The issue is you pretty much have to be efficient and vigilant about adding stuff to your blocklist.

I got into using adblocking in general due to the same issue, way back in ye olde days I encounter a malicious redirect in an ad on DA. That the same event prompted me to switch from AVG Free should tell you plenty enough about how much fun I had. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 01, 2016, 10:08:05 pm
uBlock Origin, the only adblock anyone should ever use.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 02, 2016, 01:30:06 am
Is everyone ready
for the skeleton war?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 02, 2016, 01:39:44 am
Is everyone ready
for the skeleton war?


I brought the spaghetti, if you brought the bad puns.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 02, 2016, 02:29:12 am
I'm not bringing puns. Get Wilson to bring the puns. I've got the sabers and the fuccboi repellent though.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 02, 2016, 10:18:50 am
I have the Automatic Assault Trumpets, over 1000 Doots per second!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 02, 2016, 10:29:50 am
I have recently acquired some dough and I'm considering upgrading my gfx card next week as my current oneis more than showing it's age, thing is I'm not sure what to get, I have budget around ~400€.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 02, 2016, 12:55:23 pm
~400€.
*In a thick southern accent* You one of those europe folk? THEN WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING AMERICAN!!!1!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 02, 2016, 01:11:14 pm
What card do you have now? Not entirely sur what the pricing in Europe is, since I use the Great Empires Pound Sterling, but I'd recommend the RX 470 or the GTX 1070, don't bother with the RX 480, it's quite a bit more expensive than the RX 470 and isn't much better.

The GTX 1070 is the stronger card, but it's also twice the price of the RX 470. If you do go for the GTX 1070 then get the EVGA FTW version, their customer support is pretty much unbeatable and the FTW is one of the best aftermarket 1070S.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 02, 2016, 01:35:27 pm
What card do you have now? Not entirely sur what the pricing in Europe is, since I use the Great Empires Pound Sterling, but I'd recommend the RX 470 or the GTX 1070, don't bother with the RX 480, it's quite a bit more expensive than the RX 470 and isn't much better.

The GTX 1070 is the stronger card, but it's also twice the price of the RX 470. If you do go for the GTX 1070 then get the EVGA FTW version, their customer support is pretty much unbeatable and the FTW is one of the best aftermarket 1070S.
Current card is an AMD Radeon HD 6670 AKA a toaster.
I can deal with pound prices either , so ~350£ as I'll most likely be ordering from amazon uk. Could  maybe stretch my budget by +50£/€ at most.


~400€.
*In a thick southern accent* You one of those europe folk? THEN WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING AMERICAN!!!1!
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/satireknight/images/e/eb/Urge_to_kill_rising_cat.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141106103525)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 02, 2016, 01:43:26 pm
*In even thicker southern accent* BRING IT KITTY, ME AND MAH BOOMSTICK BE WATING BY THE PORCH!!1!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 02, 2016, 03:19:00 pm
Noctifier confirmed for even more Texan than I am. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 02, 2016, 03:23:41 pm
*In even thicker southern accent* BRING IT KITTY, ME AND MAH BOOMSTICK BE WATING BY THE PORCH!!1!

Nah, live way too south of the south for me to be a true Texan.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 02, 2016, 03:26:54 pm
Clearly Noctifier needs to be covered in habanero salsa. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 02, 2016, 03:28:49 pm
Clearly Noctifier needs to be covered in habanero salsa. D:
NO! Keep your filthy hot sauce away from me! I...I can't take anything spicy...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 02, 2016, 04:14:49 pm
NO! Keep your filthy hot sauce away from me! I...I can't take anything spicy...

Ahah, your one weakness! Needs moar salsa. <3
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 02, 2016, 04:30:54 pm
NO! Keep your filthy hot sauce away from me! I...I can't take anything spicy...

Ahah, your one weakness! Needs moar salsa. <3

No...It burns (literary or figuratively?)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 02, 2016, 06:12:37 pm
Watching spiders fucking about on the window sill, fighting and chasing each other around. Watched a squirrel fall out of a tree and hit every branch on the way down. There are feathers stuck to the window, which means a bird must have hit it. THESE ARE THE SIGNS OF COMING SAMHAIN
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 03, 2016, 12:24:44 am
What card do you have now? Not entirely sur what the pricing in Europe is, since I use the Great Empires Pound Sterling, but I'd recommend the RX 470 or the GTX 1070, don't bother with the RX 480, it's quite a bit more expensive than the RX 470 and isn't much better.

The GTX 1070 is the stronger card, but it's also twice the price of the RX 470. If you do go for the GTX 1070 then get the EVGA FTW version, their customer support is pretty much unbeatable and the FTW is one of the best aftermarket 1070S.
Current card is an AMD Radeon HD 6670 AKA a toaster.
I can deal with pound prices either , so ~350£ as I'll most likely be ordering from amazon uk. Could  maybe stretch my budget by +50£/€ at most.


~400€.
*In a thick southern accent* You one of those europe folk? THEN WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING AMERICAN!!!1!
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/satireknight/images/e/eb/Urge_to_kill_rising_cat.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141106103525)

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01GVHNWUK/?tag=pcp0f-21
EVGA SuperClocked GTX 1070, one of the best ones on the market and EVGAs customer support is excellent, so if you have any issues they'll replace it, they also have a step-up program where for 90 days after purchase you can swap your card for a better one and only pay the difference in price plus shipping.

If you're gaming at 1080p 60Hz then this is a little more power than you need right now, it's more of a 1440p 60Hz card, but that just means it'll last you even longer at 1080p if that's what you're using.

Edit: here's a cheaper, but pretty much just as good MSI GTX 1070, though I personally don't really like MSI and their customer service is notoriously awful.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01GVHNW3W/?tag=pcp0f-21

Edit again: If the 1070 is pushing your budget and the RX 470 is the option you'd prefer, then here's the one I'd recommend, excellent for 1080p and will handle 1440p surprisingly well too.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01JLNGXMK/?tag=pcp0f-21
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 03, 2016, 12:31:36 am
chicken nugger...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 03, 2016, 04:00:28 am
chicken nugger...
indeed
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 03, 2016, 07:58:41 am
Clearly Noctifier needs to be covered in habanero salsa. D:
NO! Keep your filthy hot sauce away from me! I...I can't take anything spicy...
Wow, do you eat via your butthole? 'Cause that'd explain so much.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 03, 2016, 08:05:02 am
Clearly Noctifier needs to be covered in habanero salsa. D:
NO! Keep your filthy hot sauce away from me! I...I can't take anything spicy...
Wow, do you eat via your butthole? 'Cause that'd explain so much.
...
What?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 03, 2016, 12:43:15 pm
Wow, do you eat via your butthole? 'Cause that'd explain so much.

...kinky. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 03, 2016, 01:34:56 pm
Clearly Noctifier needs to be covered in habanero salsa. D:
NO! Keep your filthy hot sauce away from me! I...I can't take anything spicy...
Wow, do you eat via your butthole? 'Cause that'd explain so much.
A hot sauce enema? HOLY SHIT MAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 03, 2016, 02:11:00 pm
Clearly Noctifier needs to be covered in habanero salsa. D:
NO! Keep your filthy hot sauce away from me! I...I can't take anything spicy...
Wow, do you eat via your butthole? 'Cause that'd explain so much.
A hot sauce enema? HOLY SHIT MAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Hot sauce enemas are the punishment for heresey.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 03, 2016, 02:16:47 pm
But wasting delicious hot sauce is also heresy.

Clearly the solution involves dousing Noctifer in hot sauce and wrapping them in a burrito.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 03, 2016, 02:18:04 pm
Are you suggesting cannibalism?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 03, 2016, 02:19:26 pm
Does it count if you're eating whatever species of youkai Noctifer is? :v
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 03, 2016, 02:20:36 pm
:'(  :-X  :'(
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 03, 2016, 02:22:18 pm
Wasting hot sauce is still the greater heresy.  >:(
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 03, 2016, 02:22:37 pm
Are you suggesting cannibalism?
But he's not human, not if he like pineapple on pizza
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 03, 2016, 02:23:49 pm
I assumed he was some kinda Touhou instead. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 03, 2016, 02:25:41 pm
I assumed he was some kinda Touhou instead. :V

I am not a loli with a silly hat... (heretic statement)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 03, 2016, 02:26:10 pm
I assumed he was some kinda Touhou instead. :V
Wassat some kinda anime bullshit?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 03, 2016, 02:26:49 pm
Liking pineapple on pizza does make him some kind of degenerate sub-human. Eating him isn't heresey.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 03, 2016, 02:27:47 pm
I'm fairly certain calling Touhou an anime is also heretical, even though I don't really play them. D:

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 03, 2016, 02:28:09 pm
I assumed he was some kinda Touhou instead. :V
Wassat some kinda anime bullshit?

>:(HERESY!!!1! >:(
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 03, 2016, 02:28:50 pm
Utterly Mad: where everyone's a heretic.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 03, 2016, 02:29:29 pm
Utterly Mad: where everyone's a heretic.
And from texas, safe for a few.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 03, 2016, 02:31:39 pm
Utterly Mad: where everyone's a heretic.
And from texas, safe for a few.
Y'all be some kind of heretic ain't ya.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 03, 2016, 02:34:44 pm
Utterly Mad: where everyone's a heretic.
And from texas, safe for a few.
Y'all be some kind of heretic ain't ya.


You have no, fucking, idea!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 03, 2016, 03:35:40 pm
Utterly Mad: where everyone's a heretic.
And from texas, safe for a few.
Y'all be some kind of heretic ain't ya.


You have no, fucking, idea!
Is unnecessary commas a texan thing?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 03, 2016, 03:37:59 pm
No, its just a heretical defiance of established grammar on my part.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 03, 2016, 03:40:53 pm
Y'all is a silly word anyway. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 03, 2016, 03:42:27 pm
Y'all is an amazing word. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 03, 2016, 03:48:32 pm
Y'all is an amazing word. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
What does 25% of the male mexican population have to do with this?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 03, 2016, 03:56:42 pm
The Emperor of Mankind is dissapointed in you all.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 03, 2016, 03:58:41 pm
Well, y'all said I wasn't even human so what do I care what the Emperor of mankind feels?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 03, 2016, 04:00:12 pm
You have a point there I guess
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 03, 2016, 04:03:05 pm
Y'all is an amazing word. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
What does 25% of the male mexican population have to do with this?
It's not pronounced "Hey-Zeus" its Jesus Christ you uncultured SWINE.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 03, 2016, 04:04:17 pm
Y'all is an amazing word. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
What does 25% of the male mexican population have to do with this?
It's not pronounced "Hey-Zeus" its Jesus Christ you uncultured SWINE.

Tomato, tomato.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 03, 2016, 04:04:37 pm
NO ITS NOT.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 03, 2016, 04:05:15 pm
Technically it's pronouced Yeshua. Learn to Aramaic. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 03, 2016, 04:06:25 pm
>Not using hebrew

I guess!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 03, 2016, 04:10:28 pm
Technically it's pronouced Yeshua. Learn to Aramaic. o3o
Actually this (https://i.imgur.com/sm8L82v.png) says otherwise.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 03, 2016, 04:11:57 pm
Technically it's pronouced Yeshua. Learn to Aramaic. o3o
Actually this (https://i.imgur.com/sm8L82v.png) says otherwise.
Can't argue that logic.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 03, 2016, 07:15:18 pm
why do giant dogs think they can fit on the tiny couch or chair?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 03, 2016, 07:20:06 pm
because they're cute.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 03, 2016, 07:28:42 pm
Because they are dogs.

Cats: If I fits, I sits.

Dogs: I sits.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 03, 2016, 07:31:24 pm
Dog logic. Because eating until you puke is the height of intellect.

Funny that I have a cat that acts rather like a dog.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 03, 2016, 07:39:37 pm
I want a pet crow...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 04, 2016, 01:57:20 am
I want a pet crow...
After you said that, I decided to look into it. In the US, native crows and ravens are "protected" which makes keeping them as pets illegal without a special permit (good luck enforcing that though). Foreign crows on the other hand are perfectly legal, such as this African pied crow.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/Corvus_albus_-Etosha_National_Park%2C_Namibia-8.jpg/320px-Corvus_albus_-Etosha_National_Park%2C_Namibia-8.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 04, 2016, 03:42:07 am
(https://reposti.com/i/m/QL.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 04, 2016, 12:06:23 pm
This safespace stuff is getting out of control...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 04, 2016, 12:08:51 pm
My thought was: "do you seriously need a sign to tell people not the fuck in public?"

Also, one of you derps Sixpost in the CDDA succession game so I have an excuse to continue my silliness in another post instead of making my last one longer and longer. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 04, 2016, 12:14:05 pm
If you just make a post longer and longer there won't be updates that it was updated.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 04, 2016, 12:23:18 pm
I know. But if I double-post all day long, i will feel weird for committing forum heresy. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 04, 2016, 12:35:25 pm
You are just updating, no heresy committed.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 04, 2016, 12:54:59 pm
Good Dragon not double posting.
::)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 04, 2016, 01:07:46 pm
Triceratops.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 04, 2016, 01:30:42 pm
Mediocre dragon. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 04, 2016, 01:34:40 pm
Triceratops X2.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 04, 2016, 04:30:20 pm
you could also go with the classic, time honored "bump."
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 04, 2016, 04:49:10 pm
you could also go with the classic, time honored "bump."

Triceratops X3.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 04, 2016, 04:55:24 pm
I'll bump you, you derp. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 04, 2016, 05:24:42 pm
Triceratops X4.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 04, 2016, 05:32:21 pm
Is it a bump if the thread it's bumping is still at the top of the forum and/or stickied?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 04, 2016, 05:36:53 pm
Triceratops X5.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 04, 2016, 05:41:44 pm
Triceratops X6.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 04, 2016, 05:50:32 pm
Triceratops X6.
Now you just went too far...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 04, 2016, 06:50:35 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVT1nfUFqw4
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 04, 2016, 07:08:50 pm
Air-borne Yersinia Pestis nightmare bacteria.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 05, 2016, 05:53:03 am
Air-borne Yersinia Pestis nightmare bacteria.
Cool story bro, needs more Weeb shit!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 05, 2016, 12:56:13 pm
Air-borne Yersinia Pestis nightmare bacteria.
Cool story bro, needs more Weeb shit!
Air-borne Yersinia Pestis nightmare bacteria-kun. ~desu
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 05, 2016, 02:21:09 pm
God dammit, our main difference between this and the cata one is that there isn't annoying spam.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 05, 2016, 02:26:12 pm
I assumed this was silly spam, not annoying spam. Plus we only have people pretending to be spambots, not the real deal.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 05, 2016, 02:35:15 pm
Any theories behind the spam bots in the cata forums? I believe it is someone who has spite towards the forum them-self.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 05, 2016, 02:46:16 pm
God dammit, our main difference between this and the cata one is that there isn't annoying spam.
BREAKING NEWS: This forum has always been kinda spammy. Just not that kind spam.


or this kind
Spoiler (hover to show)


I assumed this was silly spam, not annoying spam. Plus we only have people pretending to be spambots, not the real deal.
Eh, given the frequency of them it's either an unlikely coincidence and each spamming is unrelated to each other.
Or
Someone who is a bit salty (and that list ain't exactly short) with the devs and opting for the minor-annoyance of spamming.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 05, 2016, 03:28:58 pm
On a tangential topic of spam, is spam the food taste good?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 05, 2016, 04:02:49 pm
Could be better, but I've had worse.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 05, 2016, 04:38:11 pm
So not good but not really bad either.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 05, 2016, 08:27:54 pm
So not good but not really bad either.
SPAM is delicious, but it depends on the flavor and the method of preparation. It can be eaten raw, which is unappealing to most (not me), or fried which makes it all that much better. SPAM comes in quiet a few flavors. There's low sodium, which tastes normal but has a strange plastic texture. The bacon flavor is pretty good when fried, but a bit overwhelming on the salty side so I can never eat too much of it. The next is the honey flavor, which was made to commemorate the Monty Python broadway version of the holy grail. "SPAMalot."  It isn't really that good, completely inedible unless cooked. There's also the tobasco flavor which tastes like SPAM... with tobasco on it.  It's ok. Turkey flavor, it's ok but frankly turkey in the place of pork offends my sensibilities. Teriyaki, made based on the growing popularity of SPAM sushi. All I can really say about it is that it isn't bad, but it is a bit odd. I've never had the wasabi flavor because I never did like wasabi, and I never had the cheese flavor because I think it's new and it isn't available in the store around me yet.

As always, plain SPAM is the best flavor. A bit like a bacon loaf when fried. Raw, it tastes like cold salted ham with a mushy and yet solid texture.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 05, 2016, 08:44:50 pm
So not good but not really bad either.
SPAM is delicious, but it depends on the flavor and the method of preparation. It can be eaten raw, which is unappealing to most (not me), or fried which makes it all that much better. SPAM comes in quiet a few flavors. There's low sodium, which tastes normal but has a strange plastic texture. The bacon flavor is pretty good when fried, but a bit overwhelming on the salty side so I can never eat too much of it. The next is the honey flavor, which was made to commemorate the Monty Python broadway version of the holy grail. "SPAMalot."  It isn't really that good, completely inedible unless cooked. There's also the tobasco flavor which tastes like SPAM... with tobasco on it.  It's ok. Turkey flavor, it's ok but frankly turkey in the place of pork offends my sensibilities. Teriyaki, made based on the growing popularity of SPAM sushi. All I can really say about it is that it isn't bad, but it is a bit odd. I've never had the wasabi flavor because I never did like wasabi, and I never had the cheese flavor because I think it's new and it isn't available in the store around me yet.

As always, plain SPAM is the best flavor. A bit like a bacon loaf when fried. Raw, it tastes like cold salted ham with a mushy and yet solid texture.
Never took you for a spam connoisseur but thanks for the detailed description. I know want to spam...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 05, 2016, 09:08:33 pm
I too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 05, 2016, 09:23:43 pm
I too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.
That needs to be an official tittle.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 05, 2016, 09:52:54 pm
I too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.
That needs to be an official tittle.
done
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 05, 2016, 09:54:36 pm
I too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.
That needs to be an official tittle.
done
Man I love this place.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 05, 2016, 09:56:18 pm
I too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.
That needs to be an official tittle.
done
Man I love this place.
Only one Min has ever done anything useful, and that is Six. I just faf about.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 05, 2016, 09:59:04 pm
This place is run well and has a good sense of humor, good times ~
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Siege-Loli on October 05, 2016, 10:23:50 pm
Sorry, I'm usually too busy playing Artificial Academy 2 or dank RPn' to be of any use.

Anyways spam straight from the can is delicious.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 05, 2016, 10:26:40 pm
Vienna sausages are better. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 05, 2016, 10:29:22 pm
Vienna sausages are better. ;w;
Get out you filthy heretic. Vienna sausages smell and taste like cat food. To be honest, SPAM smells like dog food, but at least it doesn't taste like it too.
I too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.
That needs to be an official tittle.
done
Wait, what?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 05, 2016, 10:40:28 pm
Vienna sausages are better. ;w;
Get out you filthy heretic. Vienna sausages smell and taste like cat food. To be honest, SPAM smells like dog food, but at least it doesn't taste like it too.
I too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.
That needs to be an official tittle.
done
Wait, what?
Check your name beside the posts. I did a thing
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 05, 2016, 10:49:05 pm
Meanwhile it will take ages for me to Sixpost enough to get spam stars. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 05, 2016, 11:00:53 pm
You have a green star and I have 3 yellow ones so you are ahead in that regard.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 05, 2016, 11:08:45 pm
Vienna sausages are better. ;w;
Get out you filthy heretic. Vienna sausages smell and taste like cat food. To be honest, SPAM smells like dog food, but at least it doesn't taste like it too.
I too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.
That needs to be an official tittle.
done
Wait, what?
Check your name beside the posts. I did a thing
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/2f8e27b32909235fcd21ecc92478a0fc/tumblr_o0g89iRCzz1t7j2ejo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 05, 2016, 11:17:30 pm
Vienna sausages are better. ;w;
Get out you filthy heretic. Vienna sausages smell and taste like cat food. To be honest, SPAM smells like dog food, but at least it doesn't taste like it too.
I too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.
That needs to be an official tittle.
done
Wait, what?
Check your name beside the posts. I did a thing
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/2f8e27b32909235fcd21ecc92478a0fc/tumblr_o0g89iRCzz1t7j2ejo1_400.gif)
THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOOOOOOOOW
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 05, 2016, 11:39:39 pm
Vienna sausages are better. ;w;
Get out you filthy heretic. Vienna sausages smell and taste like cat food. To be honest, SPAM smells like dog food, but at least it doesn't taste like it too.
I too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.
That needs to be an official tittle.
done
Wait, what?
Check your name beside the posts. I did a thing
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/2f8e27b32909235fcd21ecc92478a0fc/tumblr_o0g89iRCzz1t7j2ejo1_400.gif)
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/636/039/162.png)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 05, 2016, 11:52:30 pm
At least I still have my spooky scary skeletons, my steam distillers, and my mason jar filled with ghost whispers and phantom tears.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 06, 2016, 12:49:43 am
Cheeki breeki iv damke?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 06, 2016, 02:44:14 am
Cheeki breeki iv damke?
Never seen it written out as a question before. I always got the impression that it was a statement of having the advantage over an opponent and not a question.
Fun fact, putting the "i" and the "v" together instead of keeping them separate changes "and" to "willows," entirely changing the meaning of the quote from something like "one, two - You're on top" to something more like "One, Two - you willows."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqDXlfASMM

I prefer what the stalkers have on offer for music.

I'm so fucking glad GSC Game World isn't dead anymore.


Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 06, 2016, 03:51:08 am
Vienna sausages are better. ;w;
Get out you filthy heretic. Vienna sausages smell and taste like cat food. To be honest, SPAM smells like dog food, but at least it doesn't taste like it too.
Salty is not only a spam connoisseur, but also a connoisseur of both cat AND dog food.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 06, 2016, 04:15:16 am
I too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.
That needs to be an official tittle.
done
Man I love this place.
Only one Min has ever done anything useful, and that is Six. I just faf about.
To be fair, there isn't much to do, the arcade and chat were about the most work I've ever done and they were just playing around with forum settings.
That and the rules but do any of us even check them anyway?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on October 06, 2016, 11:50:09 am
I too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.
That needs to be an official tittle.
done
Man I love this place.
Only one Min has ever done anything useful, and that is Six. I just faf about.
To be fair, there isn't much to do, the arcade and chat were about the most work I've ever done and they were just playing around with forum settings.
That and the rules but do any of us even check them anyway?
I don't think anyone has done anything that would warrant any of us going back to check the rules, though I think everyone has a good grasp on them anyway.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 06, 2016, 12:52:20 pm
Jacqueshammer!

User was banned for this post - Six
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 06, 2016, 01:21:29 pm
Jacqueshammer!
++ Jacqueshammer (on) (137) (UPS)


User was banned for this post - Six
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 06, 2016, 01:25:36 pm
First rule of Jacqueshammer, you don't talk about Jacqueshammer. o3o


User was banned for this post - Six

Six was eaten for this edit - Random
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 06, 2016, 02:30:13 pm
Sorry...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 06, 2016, 02:31:31 pm
Butbutbut. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 06, 2016, 02:39:11 pm
Cleanse spell (active) X2
You are illuminated by a bright white light!
You suddenly feel pain!
Spell failed! +2 heretic
You gain a "You tried" ribbon!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 06, 2016, 03:31:40 pm
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Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 06, 2016, 03:52:40 pm
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It is terrifying.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 06, 2016, 03:57:03 pm
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It is terrifying.
It was inevitable.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 06, 2016, 03:59:43 pm
Caconym confirmed for dorf.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 06, 2016, 04:55:40 pm
Caconym illuminiti confurmided!1!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 06, 2016, 05:33:23 pm
It was inevitable.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 06, 2016, 08:09:07 pm
Vienna sausages are better. ;w;
Get out you filthy heretic. Vienna sausages smell and taste like cat food. To be honest, SPAM smells like dog food, but at least it doesn't taste like it too.
Salty is not only a spam connoisseur, but also a connoisseur of both cat AND dog food.
No comment
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 07, 2016, 04:20:38 am
Post-apocalyptic armor design tip #68: bolting is ALWAYS better than riveting, because hand riveters are useless.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 07, 2016, 05:08:40 pm
Caconym illuminiti confurmided!1!
Caconym is currently not on our registered members list, though we have repeatedly sent him multiple invitations, he's always refused them rambling about how the illuminati is secretly controlling the world. I don't think he understands we're actually just lightbulb enthusiasts.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 07, 2016, 05:44:27 pm
Caconym illuminiti confurmided!1!
Caconym is currently not on our registered members list, though we have repeatedly sent him multiple invitations, he's always refused them rambling about how the illuminati is secretly controlling the world. I don't think he understands we're actually just lightbulb enthusiasts.
I don't have a lightbulb fetish either.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 07, 2016, 06:11:28 pm
Caconym illuminiti confurmided!1!
Caconym is currently not on our registered members list, though we have repeatedly sent him multiple invitations, he's always refused them rambling about how the illuminati is secretly controlling the world. I don't think he understands we're actually just lightbulb enthusiasts.
I don't have a lightbulb fetish either.
Why you kink shaming brah?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 07, 2016, 06:13:43 pm
Because he clearly wants to be eaten for being a derpcat. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 07, 2016, 06:21:01 pm
Spoiler: Democracy is not negotiable! (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 08, 2016, 01:52:32 am
Spoiler: Democracy is not negotiable! (hover to show)
The feel never comes across quiet right without actually hearing it.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/1/12/Voc_robotlibertyprime_combat_28.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20110604184301

Hey, you know what people liked in fallout 3? Liberty prime. Let's milk that thing that everyone liked for more money by baiting peoples nostalgia with it in fallout 4 because we here at bethesda are completely and totally devoid of originality and are essentially creatively bankrupt.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 08, 2016, 01:55:44 am
Oh noes. They're using lore they have and having fun designing a practical liberty prime. How dare they!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 08, 2016, 02:24:41 am
Wanna bet it's DLC? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 08, 2016, 03:25:05 am
Oh noes. They're using tired assets and story beats to try and milk nostalgia dollars out of idiotic worshippers instead of trying to be original! How dare you for suggesting my favorite games company show some hint of creative integrity!
Fixed that for you.

Wanna bet it's DLC? :V
It isn't DLC. It's part of the brotherhood of steel main questline in the base game.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 08, 2016, 06:53:29 am
I made you a thing Wilson.
(http://i.imgur.com/btiBW2T.png)
If that's too highbrow though, there's also an alternate lowbrow version.
No, I'm not going to post it.
unless a bunch of people want it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 08, 2016, 11:17:37 am
You put far too much effort in something that was meant to offend me. My apologies for your wasted time.

Why must you go to such efforts to try to offend me?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 08, 2016, 01:22:30 pm
Salt confirmed for salty. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 08, 2016, 05:18:04 pm
You put far too much effort in something that was meant to offend me. My apologies for your wasted time.

Why must you go to such efforts to try to offend me?
It wasn't meant to offend. It was meant in the same way as the pizza heresy thing I threw together for perigrin was; a light friendly jab at something you like.
If it really didn't offend you, you wouldn't have bothered to try and convince me it didn't. You would have simply rolled your eyes and left it at that, possibly commenting on it's poor quality.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on October 08, 2016, 05:39:03 pm
(http://i63.tinypic.com/2llixih.jpg)

For the record, don't google anything to do with pissing on something at work with the safesearch off.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 08, 2016, 05:45:20 pm
The angle on the skull is just right too.
I also just noticed that Wilson removed his avatar. I wonder what the new one will be. Or maybe it's just a forum error.
Salt confirmed for salty. o3o
I'm 90% salt!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on October 08, 2016, 05:56:05 pm
On a radically different topic, because I'm just catching up to the thread:


I too am surprised, and impressed, by the unexpected SPAM connoisseur.
That needs to be an official tittle.
done
Man I love this place.
Only one Min has ever done anything useful, and that is Six. I just faf about.

That, for the record, is untrue. Bubba's redtexted white texted me twice. Made me cry some manly tears on the inside.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 08, 2016, 06:07:47 pm
You never truly appreciate how good a gift clothing is until you've grown up.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on October 08, 2016, 06:10:14 pm
And then it doesn't fit you anymore. Boo.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 08, 2016, 06:20:38 pm
And then it doesn't fit you anymore. Boo.
That or some fool cuts them into strips to make idiotic safety pin shirts.
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 08, 2016, 06:23:44 pm
I made you a thing Wilson.
(http://i.imgur.com/btiBW2T.png)
If that's too highbrow though, there's also an alternate lowbrow version.
No, I'm not going to post it.
unless a bunch of people want it.
Fallout 4 is a full game.... vanilla. I have heard that Nuka World nearly makes up for it (From a hardcore fallout 2 fangirl), and it is an amazing base for mods. Just not that interesting without DEM mods tho. Prolly the second best bethsoft game for mods.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 08, 2016, 06:24:14 pm
I'm surrounded by derp.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 08, 2016, 06:51:37 pm
I'm surrounded by derp.
We were born in derp, molded by it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on October 08, 2016, 06:59:55 pm
I was just wondering why you would derp at a man before throwing him out of a plane.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 08, 2016, 07:17:52 pm
I was just wondering why you would derp at a man before throwing him out of a plane.
I never actually saw the movie, so I have no idea. What was it again? The Derp Knight Rises?
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 08, 2016, 07:58:34 pm
I am gone for a few hours and THIS happens?! I will be go to hell...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on October 08, 2016, 08:09:02 pm
(http://i64.tinypic.com/zlraxf.jpg)

Salt, why you gotta have such an easy avatar to work with?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 08, 2016, 08:14:46 pm
(http://i64.tinypic.com/zlraxf.jpg)

Salt, why you gotta have such an easy avatar to work with?
Cuz it's common imagery. Which was actually kind of a let down when I realized it was.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 08, 2016, 09:50:07 pm
At least you still have spam as your thing salt.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 08, 2016, 11:18:30 pm
At least you still have spam as your thing salt.
I will always have SPAM. Deep in my heart. Until they day the collected cholesterol from all the SPAM collects in my arteries and inevitably kills me.
(http://www.seriouseats.com/assets_c/2012/07/20120724-spam-variations-primary-thumb-625xauto-258976.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 08, 2016, 11:23:44 pm
At least you still have spam as your thing salt.
I will always have SPAM. Deep in my heart. Until they day the collected cholesterol from all the SPAM collects in my arteries and inevitably kills me.
(http://www.seriouseats.com/assets_c/2012/07/20120724-spam-variations-primary-thumb-625xauto-258976.jpg)
No regrets thought right?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 08, 2016, 11:29:10 pm
At least you still have spam as your thing salt.
I will always have SPAM. Deep in my heart. Until they day the collected cholesterol from all the SPAM collects in my arteries and inevitably kills me.
(http://www.seriouseats.com/assets_c/2012/07/20120724-spam-variations-primary-thumb-625xauto-258976.jpg)
No regrets thought right?
I will never regret SPAM.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 08, 2016, 11:39:21 pm
That's the spirit!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 09, 2016, 12:09:05 am
Never regret heretical ham mash. Join the vienna sausage cult. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 09, 2016, 12:12:37 am
Never regret heretical ham mash. Join the vienna sausage cult. D:

HERESY ALERT!!! HERESY ALERT!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 09, 2016, 12:12:43 am
At least you still have spam as your thing salt.
I will always have SPAM. Deep in my heart. Until they day the collected cholesterol from all the SPAM collects in my arteries and inevitably kills me.
(http://www.seriouseats.com/assets_c/2012/07/20120724-spam-variations-primary-thumb-625xauto-258976.jpg)
At which point you will become more powerful than we could ever imagine.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 09, 2016, 12:57:04 am
I am no longer the Abyss, I am now using H.M. Hammarin as a meat puppet. What fun.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 09, 2016, 01:28:32 am
HERESY ALERT!!! HERESY ALERT!!!

They're good if you get the right kind. Funny enough, usually the cheap-o Walmart or HEB variants are tastier than the name-brand ones. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 09, 2016, 05:30:53 am
99% sure Wilsons new avatar is just a picture of himself, before he started hitting the gym.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 09, 2016, 01:20:37 pm
ah yes, i am actually H.M. Hammarin. Yes. Me. A Swedish celebrity.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 09, 2016, 02:45:28 pm
ah yes, i am actually H.M. Hammarin. Yes. Me. A Swedish porn star.
FTFY
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 09, 2016, 03:13:01 pm
Caconym H.M. Hammarin is an actual person. He's a singer mc person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUIciqx61ys

(this was the best quality I could get, they were taken down because industry.)

look at his beautiful face
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 09, 2016, 03:17:48 pm
Yeah, but it sounds like such a porn name.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 09, 2016, 03:24:55 pm
What do y'all prefer: Having a porn star name or a stripper stage name?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 09, 2016, 03:28:32 pm
What do y'all prefer: Having a porn star name or a stripper stage name?
Yes.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 09, 2016, 03:30:01 pm
What do y'all prefer: Having a porn star name or a stripper stage name?
Yes.
Indeed.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 09, 2016, 05:28:20 pm
Am I the only one who knew who Wilson was talking about and where he probably encountered him?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 09, 2016, 06:46:50 pm
Am I the only one who knew who Wilson was talking about and where he probably encountered him?
I am clueless on many a thing so...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on October 09, 2016, 08:13:29 pm
so I've learned the importance of scheduling these past couple of weeks since I've technically not met the amount of time required in my math class's online segment for those weeks by like two hours. That being said I am still well ahead, so I'm technically only losing a small percentage of my grade...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 09, 2016, 09:08:46 pm
So I just had an existential crisis/realization. It just hit me on a personal level that I am me and that when I die I am not me anymore, that my parents ARE my parents (holy shit!), the fact that other people feel and go through the same thought processes that I do...I don't know how to describe this...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 09, 2016, 11:56:26 pm
So I just had an existential crisis/realization. It just hit me on a personal level that I am me and that when I die I am not me anymore, that my parents ARE my parents (holy shit!), the fact that other people feel and go through the same thought processes that I do...I don't know how to describe this...
careful now, the void is gazing back into you. The void is not some great unknown, but rather the all obscurely familiar. The void is the nature of the human soul itself, a mirror that reflects your hopes and dreams, your fears and dark secrets, your very being. When you gaze into the void and the void gazes back, it is really you staring at you.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 10, 2016, 12:01:01 am
So I just had an existential crisis/realization. It just hit me on a personal level that I am me and that when I die I am not me anymore, that my parents ARE my parents (holy shit!), the fact that other people feel and go through the same thought processes that I do...I don't know how to describe this...
careful now, the void is gazing back into you. The void is not some great unknown, but rather the all obscurely familiar. The void is the nature of the human soul itself, a mirror that reflects your hopes and dreams, your fears and dark secrets, your very being. When you gaze into the void and the void gazes back, it is really you staring at you.
*In childish tone* B...but...I am the void...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 10, 2016, 12:22:38 am
Excuse me. I AM THE FUCKING ABYSS YOUNG MAN, ALSO KNOWN AS THE VOID. DON'T YOU PLAY GAMES WITH ME.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 10, 2016, 12:29:15 am
Abyss =/= void.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 10, 2016, 12:32:40 am
The void isn't conscious. The abyss is. You cannot ve something that isn't consious. I speak for the void. You're not the void.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 10, 2016, 12:33:59 am
The void isn't conscious. The abyss is. You cannot ve something that isn't consious. I speak for the void. You're not the void.
The void is the complete absence of "stuff"

An abyss is any region where there is a sudden decline in "stuff" from its surroundings.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 10, 2016, 12:41:12 am
In other words, you're both contesting whether your lack of atmosphere makes you a vacuum. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 10, 2016, 12:44:22 am
In other words, you're both contesting whether your lack of atmosphere makes you a vacuum. o3o
Stuff!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 10, 2016, 02:31:58 am
Excuse me. I AM THE FUCKING ABYSS YOUNG MAN,
See. Porn! Wilson is the physical embodiment of the abyss section of this forum.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 10, 2016, 02:35:50 am
I thought that was Bubba's job?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 10, 2016, 02:44:58 am
I thought that was Bubba's job?
Ever wonder why bubba hasn't been around lately? Wilson killed him and took his job!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 10, 2016, 02:52:35 am
Fuck. I've been got.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 10, 2016, 02:53:54 am
D:

Clearly the answer is to eat Wilson.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 10, 2016, 03:20:02 pm
(https://myanimelist.cdn-dena.com/s/common/uploaded_files/1448463314-0539ce6f627509c039f52e8761dc9005.png)
We must eat the man creature.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 10, 2016, 04:56:17 pm
*Raises Pitchfork*
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 10, 2016, 07:38:01 pm
I'll have you young whippersnappers know
I̛̪̱̜ ͕̮̟͟A̵̮̺M ̖̲̱͈T̰̥͜H͍̟̖̫̤̲͡E͉̞̟͇ ̸̥̙̩̹̱̠A҉̺͉͚̖Ḇ̧͎̩̺̼͙̳Ý̱̫̤S͎̙͎̳̠̹̞S̛͎͕̱̼
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 10, 2016, 07:48:16 pm
I'll have you young whippersnappers know
I̛̪̱̜ ͕̮̟͟A̵̮̺M ̖̲̱͈T̰̥͜H͍̟̖̫̤̲͡E͉̞̟͇ ̸̥̙̩̹̱̠A҉̺͉͚̖Ḇ̧͎̩̺̼͙̳Ý̱̫̤S͎̙͎̳̠̹̞S̛͎͕̱̼
Yet another now...This is getting ridiculous.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 11, 2016, 04:59:25 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF_lezt21Bk
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 12, 2016, 08:25:19 am
I'll have you young whippersnappers know
I̛̪̱̜ ͕̮̟͟A̵̮̺M ̖̲̱͈T̰̥͜H͍̟̖̫̤̲͡E͉̞̟͇ ̸̥̙̩̹̱̠A҉̺͉͚̖Ḇ̧͎̩̺̼͙̳Ý̱̫̤S͎̙͎̳̠̹̞S̛͎͕̱̼
Yet another now...This is getting ridiculous.

Pitchforks can't melt shark porn.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 12, 2016, 09:01:21 am
Cortana is tempting me to finally upgrade to Windows 10, but all of the Microsoft bullshit and that useless and unnecessary fucking peasant Xbox app are still putting me off it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 12, 2016, 10:04:59 am
Well well, look at what the cat dragged in:
(http://i.imgur.com/x0iuPgo.jpg)



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Cortana is tempting me to finally upgrade to Windows 10, but all of the Microsoft bullshit and that useless and unnecessary fucking peasant Xbox app are still putting me off it.
Don't do it six, your computer has so much to live for!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 12, 2016, 10:40:40 am
Cortana is tempting me to finally upgrade to Windows 10, but all of the Microsoft bullshit and that useless and unnecessary fucking peasant Xbox app are still putting me off it.

Don't be a computer-murderer. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 12, 2016, 08:57:24 pm
You could get that thing that blocks the windows 10 update and deletes the 6GB or so of windows 10 trash that gets downloaded without your knowledge prior to it violently raping your computer.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 13, 2016, 01:17:48 am
I uh, I don't mind a lot of the 'getting to know you' features of Windows 10 really because I'm not a paranoid nut who thinks Microsoft will do something fucking evil with the geolocation that I already freely give to Google anyway. Most of that stuff is what people remove.

I have to use a lot of the 'evil' things in Windows 10 just to use Cortana anyway, the only one I really care about is the fucking Peasant-Box App which I guess I can just nuke myself each fucking update.

But seriously, what the fuck Microsoft, you know most of your users are PC Gamers or not gaming at all, why the fuck are you even bothering with this fucking Xbox App bullshit, we're not interested and never will be interested, get your fucking shit together, make it an optional add on to Windows 10 through the Windows Store or some shit.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 13, 2016, 01:39:38 am
But seriously, what the fuck Microsoft, you know most of your users are PC Gamers or not gaming at all, why the fuck are you even bothering with this fucking Xbox App bullshit, we're not interested and never will be interested, get your fucking shit together, make it an optional add on to Windows 10 through the Windows Store or some shit.
But then they won't buy xboners.

Fun fact, if you hadn't seen the windows 10/8/xbox 360/windows phone layout before, that's probably because you never owned a zune. The entire appearance of the xbox 360s dashboard, and by extension the windows 8/10 dashboard, are based on the user interface for the zune. You know, the zune that no one liked or wanted because they would rather have an ipod for it's simplicity and easy to use interface. Does anybody remember the zune? The zune! With it's clunky interface and confusing layout! I don't. Not until I see the Xbox 360 dashboard or the windows 10 desktop that is.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 13, 2016, 01:08:08 pm
Its weird. I like apple mobile devices for their simplicity but like windows computers because everything seems to be built for them and they are customization.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 13, 2016, 04:15:13 pm
iPhones are actually much better than people give them credit for, iOS is an absolutely amazing operating system despite the fact that it's quite locked down, but let's be honest how many people are actually using the extra freedom and features you get out of Android?
The thing is though that I can't fucking stand OS X compared to Windows, I'd rather cut my eyes out than use a Mac or a Hackintosh, OS X is not only ugly IMO, it feels unintuitive and odd and just doesn't flow right.

Also by the way I legit don't mind the tile layout on the Xbox 360, it's disgusting on Windows Phones and Windows 8.1 though, makes zero sense on phones. It's not so bad on Windows 10 though because the tiles aren't really a major part of the interface anymore.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 13, 2016, 04:19:10 pm
iPhones are actually much better than people give them credit for, iOS is an absolutely amazing operating system despite the fact that it's quite locked down, but let's be honest how many people are actually using the extra freedom and features you get out of Android?
The thing is though that I can't fucking stand OS X compared to Windows, I'd rather cut my eyes out than use a Mac or a Hackintosh, OS X is not only ugly IMO, it feels unintuitive and odd and just doesn't flow right.

Also by the way I legit don't mind the tile layout on the Xbox 360, it's disgusting on Windows Phones and Windows 8.1 though, makes zero sense on phones. It's not so bad on Windows 10 though because the tiles aren't really a major part of the interface anymore.
I agree 95% of what you just said, except the xbox-part since I don't have one and don't know if I like it and the windows 8.1 and phones, I don't like the phone since you can't do much with them and I don't mind windows 8.1's interface.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 13, 2016, 04:22:31 pm
Used a 360 for years, still have two since SO has one and I was recently given one, and use them regularly, the tile layout actually works quite nicely with a controller.

Windows Phone are so bad that I'm pretty sure the world is a slightly worse place just because they exist. iOS is great for 90% of people and Android fills in the missing features for people who do shit like download APKs off the internet.

Saying you don't mind Windows 8.1 is worse than pineapple on pizza, you truly are a heretic. I tried using a friends computer with Windows 8.1 on it once, I'd rather computers never be invented than have to put up with that pile of shit.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 13, 2016, 04:27:27 pm
...Windows Phone are so bad that I'm pretty sure the world is a slightly worse place just because they exist. iOS is great for 90% of people and Android fills in the missing features for people who do shit like download APKs off the internet...
I just jailbreak my apple devices and can do pretty much the same thing as I can do with my android phone.

...Saying you don't mind Windows 8.1 is worse than pineapple on pizza, you truly are a heretic...

Its always something...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 13, 2016, 05:27:10 pm
But then you have delicious on-USB charging ports and no headphone jack.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 13, 2016, 05:59:42 pm
But then you have delicious on-USB charging ports and no headphone jack.
When I get an iphone, its going to be an iPhone SE. Then after that probably going to return to the ipod/flip phone combo I had for the longest time.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 13, 2016, 06:45:16 pm
I'd rather just stick with a flip phone, because fuck having a phone that I can't carry in my pocket. It was a bad idea with older non-flippy phones, and it's a bad idea with smartphones. o3o

Now if iphones came with an integrated cover that I could flip closed to protect the screen and button, maybe.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 13, 2016, 06:59:37 pm
how small are your pockets? do you wear fucking women's jeans?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 13, 2016, 07:10:55 pm
The problem isn't that it'll fit. It's that it'll get scratched up and butt-dial all the things. Or in other words, it's not that I want a smartphone that I CAN carry in my pocket, it's one that I can carry in my pocket without annoying the shit out of me.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 13, 2016, 11:32:12 pm
No one wears loose pants anymore. That's why some phones are manufactured to be very slightly curved so as to avoid bending of the case/cracking of the screen.

how small are your pockets? do you wear fucking women's jeans?
Everyone wears women's jeans these days.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 13, 2016, 11:50:28 pm
I wore a pair of women's jeans before, the pocked are either for looks or go up to the knuckles
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 14, 2016, 01:08:01 am
I wore a pair of women's jeans before, the pocked are either for looks or go up to the knuckles
Oh jegus, I read that completely wrong.

BUT that reminds me. In highschool, the people who wore tight pants would always try to stuff money in their pockets, but the pockets were too tight so they always ended up with the bills sticking half (or more) out of their pockets so we would just walk up and grab them and they wouldn't notice. One of my friends got a fifty dollar bill that was hanging out of some girls back pocket, hanging out so far a gust of wind could have grabbed it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 14, 2016, 09:04:55 am
The problem isn't that it'll fit. It's that it'll get scratched up and butt-dial all the things. Or in other words, it's not that I want a smartphone that I CAN carry in my pocket, it's one that I can carry in my pocket without annoying the shit out of me.
How the fuck do you have issues with that? How the fuck do you even butt-dial someone on a smartphone? Why the fuck are you keeping a phone in your back pocket?

Also on a side note for Caconym, how's that MSI 1070 doing?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 14, 2016, 09:53:26 am
Also on a side note for Caconym, how's that MSI 1070 doing?
Haven't installed it yet. First I had to wait for a new PSU cause I realized my old/current one was insufficient to run after the 1070 was ordered (cause i'm an idiot like that!). I have one cable stopping me from being able to take out the old PSU because it's being a PITA to remove. I either can't get at the little release tab or the thing aint budging.

Spoiler: pic of it (hover to show)

Also: Is the forum incredibly slow for anyone else lately,? It's only this forum that suddenly seems to take a long time to load.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 14, 2016, 01:07:03 pm
Holy crap, six is so angry today. He might sprint to our houses and punch us.

Jesus.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 14, 2016, 03:34:26 pm
I'm still sticking with a flip phone, if only because it makes Six extra salty. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 14, 2016, 05:33:54 pm
I'm still sticking with a flip phone, if only because it makes Six extra salty. D:
I used to have one of those slide phones, like this one:
(http://www.mymobiles.com/mobile-phones-photos/2722/3/samsung-j700i-extralarge.jpg)
It was a good phone. Good design, keeps all those buttons hidden away and the phone is nice and compact.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 14, 2016, 08:39:26 pm
That is some heresy right there. Still got important buttons exposed, so the effort in engineering it is wasted. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 14, 2016, 11:33:01 pm
That is some heresy right there. Still got important buttons exposed, so the effort in engineering it is wasted. :V
No, the slide phone in that picture is open. The exposed buttons don't function when the phone is closed.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 15, 2016, 07:14:56 am
Holy crap, six is so angry today. He might sprint to our houses and punch us.

Jesus.
I'd been drinking rum, sorry, I come across as being super aggressive when I'm drunk sometimes.

Also on a side note for Caconym, how's that MSI 1070 doing?
Haven't installed it yet. First I had to wait for a new PSU cause I realized my old/current one was insufficient to run after the 1070 was ordered (cause i'm an idiot like that!). I have one cable stopping me from being able to take out the old PSU because it's being a PITA to remove. I either can't get at the little release tab or the thing aint budging.

Spoiler: pic of it (hover to show)

Also: Is the forum incredibly slow for anyone else lately,? It's only this forum that suddenly seems to take a long time to load.
That looks like the mobo power cord, they're always either absolute fuckers to remove or they practically fall out on their own. What PSU do you have anyway? The 1070 will comfortably run on a PSU that has a bit less wattage than what it's rated for, maybe just underclock it a tiny bit to be safe.
Also getting no slowness on the forum myself, but I'll run through some maintenance stuff again and see if it fixes anything, there seems to have been a few issues with the forum in general lately.

Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 15, 2016, 08:03:23 am
I have a 450 watt PSU, I purchased a new 750w(overkill I know) so would kinda like to use it too.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on October 15, 2016, 12:48:03 pm
Holy crap, six is so angry today. He might sprint to our houses and punch us.

Jesus.
I'd been drinking rum, sorry, I come across as being super aggressive when I'm drunk sometimes.

Nothing wrong with getting in touch with your inner pirate, dude.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 15, 2016, 01:19:41 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpGo4AUWEAEkykH.jpg)
>Be me watching Megaman NT Warrior.
>Episode 18.
>Mayl uses evil chip.
>Roll becomes evil.
>Roll gains high-heels.
>Roll gets long finger nails.
>Roll gets eyeliner.
>Roll gains whip.
>Roll now calls herself "Empress".
>MFW

I have no words...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 15, 2016, 01:28:25 pm
And now we know Noctifer's fetish. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 15, 2016, 01:41:35 pm
And now we know Noctifer's fetish. o3o
As if, this just come out of left field and surprised me.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 15, 2016, 03:21:09 pm
I love the animation quality in the wakfu cartoon.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 15, 2016, 05:52:32 pm
And now we know Noctifer's fetish. o3o
"Welcome to Utterly Mad where we know each others fetish(s)!"

Could totally be the slogan for this place.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 15, 2016, 06:36:58 pm
I have seen... The Dark Tower movie trailer. The leaked one. I can understand cutting the fluff and taking a few artistic liberties, but do you need to deviate so far from the original content that they share almost no similarity at all?

It's going to be an abomination.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 15, 2016, 10:26:01 pm
And now we know Noctifer's fetish. o3o
"Welcome to Utterly Mad where we know each others fetish(s)!"

Could totally be the slogan for this place.
If you guys knew my fetishes half of you would go mad.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 15, 2016, 11:24:09 pm
And now we know Noctifer's fetish. o3o
"Welcome to Utterly Mad where we know each others fetish(s)!"

Could totally be the slogan for this place.
If you guys knew my fetishes half of you would go mad.
Only half? So the other half is ready then? Am I taking things to literal?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 16, 2016, 01:24:31 am
Half of you would go mad, the rest would be like "That's cute, here are my fetishes", and I would go mad.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 16, 2016, 01:53:30 am
Is there a fetish thread here somewhere? I would be surprised if there is not.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on October 16, 2016, 03:09:40 am
Probably one in The Abyss.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 16, 2016, 03:13:42 am
If you guys knew my fetishes half of you would go mad.

Somehow my weirdness didn't drive everyone else any madder than we all already are, so... :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 16, 2016, 04:18:47 am
Is there a fetish thread here somewhere? I would be surprised if there is not.
There is, or was, I can't remember if we deleted it or not but we probably didn't, it's either buried somewhere or in The Abyss.
You don't currently have access to The Abyss since you have to opt into it, it's got pretty much no rules and it's extremely NSFW, we don't use it a whole lot anyways but I added access for it if you'd like to check it out, you can opt out by changing your member groups on your profile page.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 16, 2016, 04:46:51 am
Is there a fetish thread here somewhere? I would be surprised if there is not.
There is, or was, I can't remember if we deleted it or not but we probably didn't, it's either buried somewhere or in The Abyss.
You don't currently have access to The Abyss since you have to opt into it, it's got pretty much no rules and it's extremely NSFW, we don't use it a whole lot anyways but I added access for it if you'd like to check it out, you can opt out by changing your member groups on your profile page.
Did some quick lurking and pretty much my early experiences in the "dank" web.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 16, 2016, 12:25:33 pm
Do not tempt me. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 16, 2016, 12:59:31 pm
Do not tempt me. o3o
*Tempts the dragon* what you gonna do about it?!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 16, 2016, 02:09:19 pm
Good News: I got my old PSU out and hooked up the new one.
Bad News: It ain't working, I don't think I missed a connection, maybe faulty PSU? Either way I'm going to leave this in the hands of someone more capable and competent than I.


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Do not tempt me. o3o
ALWAYS tempt the the dragon!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 16, 2016, 02:25:46 pm
;3
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 16, 2016, 02:28:08 pm
We stopped using the abyss because we realized that and edgy section for the sake of edginess was not edgy. It was a phase in utterly mads life, and it has passed now. Sort of. Instead of shark shaped phallic objects being posted to the abyss, they get posted to discord now.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 16, 2016, 02:52:24 pm
Still nice to have access to it, I am a pseudo-self-proclaimed-connoisseur of internet culture.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 16, 2016, 03:14:43 pm
Nuuu don't tempt the dragon. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 16, 2016, 03:19:04 pm
Nuuu don't tempt the dragon. ;w;
*Tempts the dragon* what you gonna do about it?!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 16, 2016, 04:50:33 pm
You know this can only end in more fetish posts. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 16, 2016, 05:09:24 pm
And that is bad how?  :P
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 16, 2016, 05:10:21 pm
And that is bad how?  :P
Depends on the fetish in question...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 16, 2016, 05:13:14 pm
And that is bad how?  :P
Depends on the fetish in question...
And that is bad how?  :P
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 16, 2016, 05:15:13 pm
On my accusation of being lurker...
Spoiler: Shitty gimp augmented walfas picture ahead. (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 16, 2016, 05:19:12 pm
Noctifier's apparently has a caged pet singularity? :V

And that is bad how?  :P

Riiight, ask the voredragon that.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 16, 2016, 05:20:59 pm
And that is bad how?  :P
Depends on the fetish in question...
And that is bad how?  :P
I saw it in a dream...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 16, 2016, 06:31:48 pm
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Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 16, 2016, 07:17:15 pm
æQue carajo?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 16, 2016, 07:18:49 pm
æQue carajo?
*In a thick red neck accent* dis y trump neds to built da dam wall!1! trump 2016!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 16, 2016, 07:58:29 pm
And yet I am indeed a gringo. And from Texas. And probably not gonna vote because fuck both parties.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 16, 2016, 08:04:48 pm
I wanna go to England and say "why you all speaking american?", "where is the Eiffel tower", "Why does this coffee taste funny?" and the like.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 16, 2016, 10:18:40 pm
What the fuck just happened?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 17, 2016, 12:55:00 am
æQue carajo?
It's nothing, just random text ran through gizzoogle.

I wanna go to England and say "why you all speaking american?", "where is the Eiffel tower", "Why does this coffee taste funny?" and the like.
And that is how you get stabbed quickly in England.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 17, 2016, 01:02:03 am
My fetish is people who love me
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 17, 2016, 01:07:40 am
my fetish is hugs, but not sexually you fucking deviants.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 17, 2016, 01:26:30 am
Oh boy, it started...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 17, 2016, 01:30:28 am
Metal chickens! (http://ifunny.co/fun/ztvHFQKw3)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 17, 2016, 02:14:22 am
I was watching the best friends, one of their recent "shitstorm of scariness" episodes, and the game they are playing is "medusa's labyrinth." Matt mentions briefly the myth of medusa and how she was turned into a monster for being vain and proud of her beauty.

No. That's not how it went down. Nothing against the best friends, more against the political correcting of this old story. Here's what actually happened, in a nutshell.

Medusa was a priestess of Athena. She was very beautiful, and everyone desired her but like all priestesses of Athena, she was under an oath of celibacy. One day, Poseidon looked down at Medusa in Athena's temple and decided he needed to get his dick wet, whether she wanted to or not and Medusa's oath to Athena be damned. So Poseidon went down to the temple of Athena and raped her, basically on Athena's altar. Then Athena cursed her to become a monster because "Oh Poseidon. Gods will be gods I guess, and gods are above reproach!"

TL:DR, Medusa was turned into a monster for the crime of being raped by Poseidon. 
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 17, 2016, 02:18:52 am
One of the few time it wasn't Zeus's urges that made shit bad.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 17, 2016, 02:37:31 am
TL;DR version of Greek mythology:
Everyone: No don't put your dick in it!
Some god (usually Zeus): Imma put my dick in it tho.
[Some terrible consequences from dick put inning]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 17, 2016, 03:24:57 am
And don't forget the baby-eating. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 17, 2016, 08:20:12 am
I wanna go to England and say "why you all speaking american?", "where is the Eiffel tower", "Why does this coffee taste funny?" and the like.
Them's fighting words they is
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on October 17, 2016, 10:37:13 am
I wanna go to England and say "why you all speaking american?", "where is the Eiffel tower", "Why does this coffee taste funny?" and the like.
Them's fighting words they is
We'll 'ave ya, ya daft twat.   Come 'n 'ave a go if ya fink ya 'ard e'nuff.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 17, 2016, 11:35:45 am
I wanna go to England and say "why you all speaking american?", "where is the Eiffel tower", "Why does this coffee taste funny?" and the like.
Them's fighting words they is
We'll 'ave ya, ya daft twat.   Come 'n 'ave a go if ya fink ya 'ard e'nuff.
To poor to travel and do my shenanigans...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 17, 2016, 12:27:13 pm
Eh, even just traveling out of state is a hassle. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 17, 2016, 12:34:45 pm
Fuck that, even between cities, Texas is so big it takes a long time and gasoline to get anywhere...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 17, 2016, 12:36:08 pm
So I'm about to upgrade to either 200Mbps down 12Mbps up or 100Mbps down 6Mbps Internet. Unsure about which to go with but probably the former since it's only £8 more.
I can download so much porn.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 17, 2016, 01:03:17 pm
Fuck that, even between cities, Texas is so big it takes a long time and gasoline to get anywhere...

Yes, exactly this. It doesn't help that the only cities worth visiting are all lightyears away. :V

So I'm about to upgrade to either 200Mbps down 12Mbps up or 100Mbps down 6Mbps Internet. Unsure about which to go with but probably the former since it's only £8 more.
I can download so much porn.

Glorious envy ensues. Might be getting cable put in here later this month, to go from a whopping 10 mbps (and a fucking monthly bandwidth cap), to unlimited 100 mbps. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 17, 2016, 01:09:13 pm
I have no idea what I currently have and my potato of a laptop can't run a speed test.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 17, 2016, 04:50:22 pm
I'd forgot what my claimed speed even was, had to call and check. >.o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 17, 2016, 04:51:41 pm
1gb of speed would be sweet!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 17, 2016, 05:04:44 pm
So I'm about to upgrade to either 200Mbps down 12Mbps up or 100Mbps down 6Mbps Internet. Unsure about which to go with but probably the former since it's only £8 more.
I can download so much porn.

Glorious envy ensues. Might be getting cable put in here later this month, to go from a whopping 10 mbps (and a fucking monthly bandwidth cap), to unlimited 100 mbps. ;w;
Glorious UK Virgin Media.
Totally unlimited Internet at some of the fastest speeds in the country along with a TV and (annoyingly)phone line bundle for like £50 a month.
Although the 12mb upload speed has a soft cap on it where they half your speed for an hour if you use it excessively during peak hours and then reduce it further if you keep doing it, but it's like 1GB of upload per hour to trigger it anyway.
On a side note, the UK Pound is now only worth $1.22 when it was around $1.70 before Brexit, we've really fucked ourselves up here, stupid old racist people.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 17, 2016, 05:19:56 pm
That actually sounds like a pretty good plan, but I would have slow internet anyway if I had that with my brother 360 no scoping noobs on cod all the damn time...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 17, 2016, 05:41:07 pm
Butbutbut. Meanwhile I have to put up with 'murrican satellite net and its bandwith cap. At least it only slows the speed if you go over. But still.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 17, 2016, 05:57:09 pm
Satellite? Ouch...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 17, 2016, 06:04:35 pm
Satellite is also heretical.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 17, 2016, 06:09:09 pm
Satellite vs dial-up!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 17, 2016, 08:28:52 pm
The upload speed thing is fine anyway, 12Mbps upload is fucking ridiculous, most people have like 3-4Mbps so even when it's halved it's still faster than what most people have and the extra two hour one only slows it down to 65% so you're STILL getting faster upload than most people.
Plus even for streaming you only need like 6Mbps for 1080p 60FPS, could probably get away with like 4Mbps if you set it up right.

The unlimited 200Mbps is exciting though, fastest internet I've ever had is like 50Mbps, right now I've got 12Mbps down and 2Mbps up and it's horrific.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 17, 2016, 08:40:48 pm
I think I have 25mb...Its alright I guess...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on October 18, 2016, 03:59:43 am
(https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVFTgjAAAOD_wkNvQI5E8M7rtuVMFJQgo144Yjs3AkQ2mNL13_u-X2Poa2NpcKU6ubRt0RRnJk1gUSHLS0-LrrNapmyLBZpouo44hiGMEN1s0Q6eRsoFQntwCWZHfhuoM46FPzeb-kO6A5BxIG9elUSTemfXnpw64tYqOXx-R-UPeUudq3939cuas1145NgVwWuDKUopVBMO76l41GyOskVBMy9vZ_ttIq1KMmfxRSRUeZvrfKqyGMfmtCk971kLqvjKAU8PnIkzVyvg-8bfP34wTL0.5bRydRu4yIixAeX-4KEYw13FSeQ?width=270&height=250)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 18, 2016, 05:05:49 am
(https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVFTgjAAAOD_wkNvQI5E8M7rtuVMFJQgo144Yjs3AkQ2mNL13_u-X2Poa2NpcKU6ubRt0RRnJk1gUSHLS0-LrrNapmyLBZpouo44hiGMEN1s0Q6eRsoFQntwCWZHfhuoM46FPzeb-kO6A5BxIG9elUSTemfXnpw64tYqOXx-R-UPeUudq3939cuas1145NgVwWuDKUopVBMO76l41GyOskVBMy9vZ_ttIq1KMmfxRSRUeZvrfKqyGMfmtCk971kLqvjKAU8PnIkzVyvg-8bfP34wTL0.5bRydRu4yIixAeX-4KEYw13FSeQ?width=270&height=250)
More huglag material than lmp material, no?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 18, 2016, 07:21:19 am
Get your shit together Mrnocamera!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 18, 2016, 08:15:02 am
My cable internet has a download speed of theoretically 512kbs, but practically 60kbs. We got sattelite, which isn't much better.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 18, 2016, 10:15:43 am
Guy from Virgin Media just turned up out of nowhere because they saw I'd been looking at it and set up 100Mbps down 6Mbps up for us
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on October 18, 2016, 10:23:29 am
You see nothing I didn't post in the wrong thread shhhhhhh.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 18, 2016, 01:05:12 pm
*is out of ideas to post*
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 18, 2016, 03:04:16 pm
I'm apparently only getting <50Mbps download on my phone but my computer can't even load the Google homepage now, what the fuck
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 18, 2016, 03:51:04 pm
Possible solutions:
-Turn everything off and on.
-Kick the router/modem.
-Hit it with a hammer!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 18, 2016, 05:29:46 pm
They use dual band wifi and their default settings are fucking shit so my computer was just refusing to put up with it, but even after fixing their dumb default settings it's only getting like 10Mbps and on a wired connection it's getting 18Mbps. I'm paying for 100Mbps here.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 18, 2016, 05:59:11 pm
Check to see if there is a data limiter in the settings. Dunno what else to tell you...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 18, 2016, 06:13:14 pm
(https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVFTgjAAAOD_wkNvQI5E8M7rtuVMFJQgo144Yjs3AkQ2mNL13_u-X2Poa2NpcKU6ubRt0RRnJk1gUSHLS0-LrrNapmyLBZpouo44hiGMEN1s0Q6eRsoFQntwCWZHfhuoM46FPzeb-kO6A5BxIG9elUSTemfXnpw64tYqOXx-R-UPeUudq3939cuas1145NgVwWuDKUopVBMO76l41GyOskVBMy9vZ_ttIq1KMmfxRSRUeZvrfKqyGMfmtCk971kLqvjKAU8PnIkzVyvg-8bfP34wTL0.5bRydRu4yIixAeX-4KEYw13FSeQ?width=270&height=250)

owo
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 18, 2016, 06:25:11 pm
(https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVFTgjAAAOD_wkNvQI5E8M7rtuVMFJQgo144Yjs3AkQ2mNL13_u-X2Poa2NpcKU6ubRt0RRnJk1gUSHLS0-LrrNapmyLBZpouo44hiGMEN1s0Q6eRsoFQntwCWZHfhuoM46FPzeb-kO6A5BxIG9elUSTemfXnpw64tYqOXx-R-UPeUudq3939cuas1145NgVwWuDKUopVBMO76l41GyOskVBMy9vZ_ttIq1KMmfxRSRUeZvrfKqyGMfmtCk971kLqvjKAU8PnIkzVyvg-8bfP34wTL0.5bRydRu4yIixAeX-4KEYw13FSeQ?width=270&height=250)

owo
>MFW
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 18, 2016, 06:28:14 pm
They use dual band wifi and their default settings are fucking shit so my computer was just refusing to put up with it, but even after fixing their dumb default settings it's only getting like 10Mbps and on a wired connection it's getting 18Mbps. I'm paying for 100Mbps here.
We are paying for 15 megs ave getting 90 kb or less, so, I geddit.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 18, 2016, 06:31:52 pm
Perigrin's cuteness is a net of 9001 as of the writing of this post...its over 9000!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 18, 2016, 06:41:13 pm
The fuzzbutt is too cute? D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 18, 2016, 06:51:09 pm
Cutethulhu will rise!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 18, 2016, 07:09:50 pm
There's no data limit, up to 200Mbps is available in my area so 100Mbps shouldn't be a problem, plus they have a policy of not slowing download speeds even during busy hours. I mean I'm getting like 30-50Mbps on my mobile and a wired connection but I'd expect that only on wireless, I'm getting 10Mbps on wireless but I'm pretty sure that's my wireless cards fault because it's old.

I'm thinking they've set something up wrong on their end because the 50Mbps is the package below the one I have and they've just set something up wrong. The dual band wifi has 5Ghz and 2.4Ghz and the 5Ghz does 50Mbps and the 2.4Ghz does 11Mbps according to their router monitor.
Although interestingly my computer does say the wired connection can do 100Mbps but won't go anywhere near that fast.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 18, 2016, 08:34:44 pm
Best action is to call your ISP and complain if the issue is on their end.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 18, 2016, 09:02:45 pm
Yeah I'm going to call them up in the morning and ask what's going on with it, they should have an engineer out after a few hours to check there aren't any issues on this end of things too, I've been with them before and their customer service is fucking fantastic, ISPs in Britain tend to be very concerned about making sure the customer is happy because it's so competitive here and it takes like half an hour to switch to another ISP.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 12:19:10 am
Noctifier Presents: Lurkifer's Tantrum!
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 19, 2016, 02:51:19 am
Nuuu put back the octagon. D:

EDIT: ...I am now so much dragon that it's in my username, tagline, AND title.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 19, 2016, 05:45:29 am
Doublepost because eh, fuck it. I waaas plotting to hammer together a comic mocking Lurkifer's reaction to their new title, but eh. Instead have a shitty sprite edit:

Spoiler (hover to show)

Nope, no wings for you. Wings are hard. You do however get stupidly-dark-purple hair because black hair with a black outfit is too edgy for you. Er, ignore the fact that I've done the same character-design crime before... >.>

Urshankas are also hard to spirite-edit.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on October 19, 2016, 06:09:22 am
Unfortunately I'm not the local trash can.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 09:29:22 am
Nope, no wings for you. Wings are hard.
:'(

You do however get stupidly-dark-purple hair because black hair with a black outfit is too edgy for you. .
The only purple hair in create.swf is young protagonist and failed samurai and I ain't choosing either and am too lazy to change it outside create.swf..

Urshankas are also hard to spirite-edit.
I choose it on the 2hu tradition of everybody gets silly hats!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 19, 2016, 12:04:03 pm
:'(

I may or may not try to add wings if I can find a PC-98-era portrait sprite that has them. :V

I also picked green eye because your little mini-version has derpy detailless eyes so I didn't know what to pick. Though I should've gone with the the old mythological standard: when in doubt, given them gold eyes.

My original idea was a quickly-roughed-out comic wherein Lurkifer flips out, followed by a durgon in the sprite style I'm more experienced with (GBA Fire Emblem) laughing at your expense, followed by a delayed reaction to having been dubbed Dragon three times over.

Unfortunately I'm not the local trash can.

I thought you were the official forum young whippersnapper. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on October 19, 2016, 12:37:36 pm
Technically the forum whippersnapper is Max.   He's like 13 or something.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 19, 2016, 12:59:28 pm
But you're like 12 m8
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 01:38:11 pm
I may or may not try to add wings if I can find a PC-98-era portrait sprite that has them. :V
We can just go with "pre-wings era" Noctifer.

I also picked green eye because your little mini-version has derpy detailless eyes so I didn't know what to pick. Though I should've gone with the the old mythological standard: when in doubt, given them gold eyes.
The only eye colors in create.swf with default assets is having one eye blue and the other red in default emotion and angry red eyes.

Technically the forum whippersnapper is Max.   He's like 13 or something.
But you're like 12 m8
Who is the youngest person in the forum anyway?

Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 19, 2016, 01:44:03 pm
Presumably from before Noctifier drank too much red bull. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on October 19, 2016, 02:25:52 pm
If we're being serious with the age thing, I'm 16.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 19, 2016, 03:02:56 pm
So you would be the forum baby if you lived in 'murrica, and thus we wouldn't be allowed to bury you in furry porn.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 03:19:26 pm
I remember once in the chat someone stating there was a 14 year old as well. Can't confirm however, would that even be the youngest?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 19, 2016, 04:04:35 pm
I wouldn't be surprised if we have younger. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 19, 2016, 05:46:19 pm
I mean, I am 17, act like a child, and have the cynicism of a 40 year old bitter, bitter person.
The youngest one mentally is totally Wilson tho.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 05:48:58 pm
...The youngest one mentally is totally Wilson tho.
I am probably too new to have an opinion but I have to agree.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 19, 2016, 05:50:27 pm
Whereas I simply act like a derp.

I have no excuse, being 26. Please tell me this doesn't make me the oldest here. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on October 19, 2016, 06:08:24 pm
So I have most time spent online again, with like 41 days or something, but I'm nowhere near being on the top posters.   Am I technically a lurker now?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 19, 2016, 06:17:44 pm
Mrnocamera confirmed for being Lurker, it wasn't Noctifer after all.
Or maybe they're both Lurker.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 06:20:33 pm
Whereas I simply act like a derp.

I have no excuse, being 26. Please tell me this doesn't make me the oldest here. ;w;
If not then you're up there.

Mrnocamera confirmed for being Lurker, it wasn't Noctifer after all.
Or maybe they're both Lurker.
Its him! I swear! He even admitted it!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 19, 2016, 06:41:32 pm
Whereas I simply act like a derp.
You merely act?   :D

I have no excuse, being 26. Please tell me this doesn't make me the oldest here. ;w;
Your only older than me by 3 years.

Mrnocamera confirmed for being Lurker, it wasn't Noctifer after all.
Or maybe they're both Lurker.
Its him! I swear! He even admitted it!
MrnoLurkifer connfirmed!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 19, 2016, 06:43:14 pm
I mean, I am 17, act like a child, and have the cynicism of a 40 year old bitter, bitter person.
The youngest one mentally is totally Wilson tho.

u fokin' wot mate. I'm a 27 year old man. i will focking kill you.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 19, 2016, 06:47:44 pm
If not then you're up there.

;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 06:49:42 pm
Mrnocamera confirmed for being Lurker, it wasn't Noctifer after all.
Or maybe they're both Lurker.
Its him! I swear! He even admitted it!
MrnoLurkifer connfirmed!

Can you stop putting 2X4's into the flame (lit)?!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 19, 2016, 06:57:32 pm
I mean, I am 17, act like a child, and have the cynicism of a 40 year old bitter, bitter person.
The youngest one mentally is totally Wilson tho.

u fokin' wot mate. I'm a 27 year old man. i will focking kill you.
Wilson and I are the oldest people on this forum, I'm 28.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 07:12:55 pm
That explains why you are so knowledgeable about spam.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 19, 2016, 07:41:38 pm
Spam does seem to be one of those things you become more fond of as you get older, especially the bacon one because it's the best one.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 07:45:04 pm
Spam does seem to be one of those things you become more fond of as you get older, especially the bacon one because it's the best one.
I will not question about spam choice since:
1.) I have not tasted spam.
2.) Most my opinions are heretical here. and,
3.) I would probably get yelled at...  :'(
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on October 19, 2016, 08:12:43 pm
How come it says you posted at 7:41PM When on my clock it says 7:12PM!? HERESY!!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on October 19, 2016, 08:15:54 pm
How come it says you posted at 7:41PM When on my clock it says 7:12PM!? HERESY!!!!
time zones maybe.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on October 19, 2016, 08:21:44 pm
Probably. I live in the midwest. :/
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 08:31:15 pm
How come it says you posted at 7:41PM When on my clock it says 7:12PM!? HERESY!!!!
See what I mean! Don't yell at me!

Probably. I live in the midwest. :/
I have central time, if you have something else then that is it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on October 19, 2016, 08:32:10 pm
How do I take screenshots? Ive started my CDDA Run but I dont know how to screenshot D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 08:33:54 pm
How do I take screenshots? Ive started my CDDA Run but I dont know how to screenshot D:
Posted instructions there.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 19, 2016, 09:49:28 pm
How come it says you posted at 7:41PM When on my clock it says 7:12PM!? HERESY!!!!
See what I mean! Don't yell at me!

Probably. I live in the midwest. :/
I have central time, if you have something else then that is it.
The entire Midwest uses central time. I know, I live here. It's a shithole, but I live here.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 09:59:04 pm
How come it says you posted at 7:41PM When on my clock it says 7:12PM!? HERESY!!!!
See what I mean! Don't yell at me!

Probably. I live in the midwest. :/
I have central time, if you have something else then that is it.
The entire Midwest uses central time. I know, I live here. It's a shithole, but I live here.
Then to option 2, Magic!!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 10:02:57 pm
Made this to explain Random_Dragon's sprite of me:
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 19, 2016, 10:07:33 pm
A protip for the utterly mad. If you tell someone you are going to crush their skull with your dick, you better be prepared to do it. I'm not talking about skull fucking or any other sexual meaning, I mean using your girth + weight to flatten a persons head or using your length + muscle to squeeze their brains out of their ears like a python.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 10:24:02 pm
A protip for the utterly mad. If you tell someone you are going to crush their skull with your dick, you better be prepared to do it. I'm not talking about skull fucking or any other sexual meaning, I mean using your girth + weight to flatten a persons head or using your length + muscle to squeeze their brains out of their ears like a python.
That is very peculiar and situational advice but noted.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 19, 2016, 11:04:41 pm
I think I forgot to mention the hickory smoked SPAM. The smoke flavor is really mellow in that stuff. The drawback is that the "smoke" tends to stick to your frying pan and give the surface of the spam a slightly sticky, almost "dirty" texture.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 11:08:21 pm
I think I forgot to mention the hickory smoked SPAM. The smoke flavor is really mellow in that stuff. The drawback is that the "smoke" tends to stick to your frying pan and give the surface of the spam a slightly sticky, almost "dirty" texture.
A new spam I put in the list, it is my mission to try all the varieties of spam!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 19, 2016, 11:14:25 pm
Made this to explain Random_Dragon's sprite of me:
Spoiler (hover to show)
What are you using to mAke these? If you are sketching out this random building I am impressed.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 19, 2016, 11:29:16 pm
Made this to explain Random_Dragon's sprite of me:
Spoiler (hover to show)

And that is how Noctifier gained her wings and edgelord hair.

Actually no, that's vullshit. We all know you got the wings from drinking too much energy drink.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 11:42:58 pm
Made this to explain Random_Dragon's sprite of me:
Spoiler (hover to show)
What are you using to mAke these? If you are sketching out this random building I am impressed.

The program I use is create.swf, it can be found in its homepage (http://www.walfas.org/).

This program is used to make quick and easy pictures like the ones I make using either the preset touhou characters or using assets to make new ones. Some do animation videos with this which can be find by typing "Walfas" on youtube. Other people have created asset packages including more items,faces, character presets, ect, but I am too lazy to dabble into that.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 19, 2016, 11:45:23 pm
...Actually no, that's vullshit. We all know you got the wings from drinking too much energy drink.
That picture is the official story and I am sticking to it!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 19, 2016, 11:57:48 pm
It's funny that you picked purple when I kinda intentionally made it as dark, desaturated purple as I could. It's supposed to be imitation black while still adding more color to variety to the sprite. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 20, 2016, 12:03:02 am
It's funny that you picked purple when I kinda intentionally made it as dark, desaturated purple as I could. It's supposed to be imitation black while still adding more color to variety to the sprite. :V
That was the default purple in ms paint...could of made it darker but meh...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 20, 2016, 12:04:59 am
Still, does mean you can keep your black hair. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 20, 2016, 12:08:18 am
"G.M.O Combat Cyborg: Mk.Alpha 3.7 Noctifer" had purple hair and no wings so it was appropriate; I am "G.M.O Combat Cyborg: Mk.Alpha 5.3 Noctifer" and as such do have wings and black hair.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 20, 2016, 12:20:52 am
Eh, close enough then. My sprite editing in a nutshell:

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/72546938.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 20, 2016, 12:28:33 am
I tried the arcade a while ago...how do you people have such high scores?!?!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 20, 2016, 12:35:22 am
I still haven't tried the arcade. ;w;

Any good shit?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 20, 2016, 12:37:03 am
I still haven't tried the arcade. ;w;

Any good shit?
Lot of classics like tetris, asteroids, pac-man, ect. It has many mini games of different varieties, pretty neat.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 20, 2016, 12:43:01 am
You can never have too much Galaga though.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 20, 2016, 12:44:33 am
I tried the arcade a while ago...how do you people have such high scores?!?!
Bubbadoo played the hell out of it on his laptop. I need to get a laptop. Will arcade with it
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 20, 2016, 12:50:07 am
I was all like, "I'ma beat a couple of scores and get myself a couple championships!" lolnope.exe! I suck at the games...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 20, 2016, 01:36:12 am
It won't let me save my scores. Also, the metal slug one is not great XD. Wish it had joust.

oh and I forgot, but speaking of jousting,
A protip for the utterly mad. If you tell someone you are going to crush their skull with your dick, you better be prepared to do it. I'm not talking about skull fucking or any other sexual meaning, I mean using your girth + weight to flatten a persons head or using your length + muscle to squeeze their brains out of their ears like a python.
That is very peculiar and situational advice but noted.
It is highly situational. Just remember, if you don't accidentally knock over a shed by turning around too quickly at least once a week, you have no right to threaten people with your genitals. Tipping over a wheelbarrow every three days is alright too.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 20, 2016, 01:55:08 am
This got me thinking that when bionics are a thing cyberdicks will be the new fad.

"New cyberdick 3000 with hydraulic functions!!! If you have an erection for less than 4 hours ask your doctor is a bionic penis is right for you!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 20, 2016, 05:53:54 am
I mean, I am 17, act like a child, and have the cynicism of a 40 year old bitter, bitter person.
The youngest one mentally is totally Wilson tho.

u fokin' wot mate. I'm a 27 year old man. i will focking kill you.
Why do I have a hard time believing this?


Mrnocamera confirmed for being Lurker, it wasn't Noctifer after all.
Or maybe they're both Lurker.
Its him! I swear! He even admitted it!
[/quotl

MrnoLurkifer connfirmed!

Can you stop putting 2X4's into the flame (lit)?!
How about NO!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 20, 2016, 11:13:38 am
Meanwhile, we can probably guess that Cacocat is only old in cat years. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 20, 2016, 11:27:35 am
I mean, I am 17, act like a child, and have the cynicism of a 40 year old bitter, bitter person.
The youngest one mentally is totally Wilson tho.

u fokin' wot mate. I'm a 27 year old man. i will focking kill you.
Why do I have a hard time believing this?


Mrnocamera confirmed for being Lurker, it wasn't Noctifer after all.
Or maybe they're both Lurker.
Its him! I swear! He even admitted it!
[/quotl

MrnoLurkifer connfirmed!

Can you stop putting 2X4's into the flame (lit)?!
How about NO!

What if I say please?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 20, 2016, 11:46:17 am
Meanwhile, we can probably guess that Cacocat is only old in cat years. o3o
Cats don't experience a different passage of time so our years are the same to non-cat years, unless we're on a different planet then it's different.
23 is really old for a cat. Like should be long dead old.


I mean, I am 17, act like a child, and have the cynicism of a 40 year old bitter, bitter person.
The youngest one mentally is totally Wilson tho.

u fokin' wot mate. I'm a 27 year old man. i will focking kill you.
Why do I have a hard time believing this?


Mrnocamera confirmed for being Lurker, it wasn't Noctifer after all.
Or maybe they're both Lurker.
Its him! I swear! He even admitted it!
[/quotl

MrnoLurkifer connfirmed!

Can you stop putting 2X4's into the flame (lit)?!
How about NO!

What if I say please?
What if I was to keep saying no, Mrnolurkifer?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 20, 2016, 11:53:22 am
I would call you a mean cat!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 20, 2016, 12:04:26 pm
Cats don't experience a different passage of time so our years are the same to non-cat years, unless we're on a different planet then it's different.
23 is really old for a cat. Like should be long dead old.

True. And even then, cat aging isn't a standard linear progression that allows for "cat years" to make sense. Still funny. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 20, 2016, 12:09:43 pm
I would call you a mean cat!
Mean is a bit redundant when talking about cats. :P
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 20, 2016, 12:27:54 pm
Cats can be not mean. They can also be derpy. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 20, 2016, 12:29:58 pm
Cats can be not mean. They can also be derpy. :V
Caconym is definitely of the mean variety...  :'(
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 20, 2016, 12:34:46 pm
But also a derpcat.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 20, 2016, 12:36:54 pm
Multitasking is a thing so I will grant that as well.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 20, 2016, 05:15:11 pm
I am saddragon. Net company can't come out here, so I'm stuck with potato satellite.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 20, 2016, 05:23:21 pm
>Potato Statellite
(http://media.gettyimages.com/videos/potato-orbiting-the-earth-video-id481413481?s=640x640)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 20, 2016, 06:04:00 pm
That looks about right, plus or minus a very angry dragon on ground level. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 20, 2016, 06:07:28 pm
The angry dragon is too small to be seen but it is there eating many a heretic.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 20, 2016, 11:35:22 pm
It won't let me save my scores. Also, the metal slug one is not great XD. Wish it had joust.

oh and I forgot, but speaking of jousting,
A protip for the utterly mad. If you tell someone you are going to crush their skull with your dick, you better be prepared to do it. I'm not talking about skull fucking or any other sexual meaning, I mean using your girth + weight to flatten a persons head or using your length + muscle to squeeze their brains out of their ears like a python.
That is very peculiar and situational advice but noted.
It is highly situational. Just remember, if you don't accidentally knock over a shed by turning around too quickly at least once a week, you have no right to threaten people with your genitals. Tipping over a wheelbarrow every three days is alright too.
I hate it when that happens, once accidentally got it caught in a helicopters rotor, cost me so much in damages.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 20, 2016, 11:42:03 pm
Medical or repair?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 21, 2016, 02:24:03 am
Medical or repair?
Repairs, it was in the news. They had to take apart the whole assembly to unspool sixes sizable sausage from that chopper.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 21, 2016, 02:48:24 am
Medical or repair?
Repairs, it was in the news. They had to take apart the whole assembly to unspool sixes sizable sausage from that chopper.
>Unspool

So length over girth, gotcha.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 21, 2016, 12:56:15 pm
Yeah it was world wide news, I'm shocked you didn't hear about it
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 21, 2016, 01:46:48 pm
>Unspool

So length over girth, gotcha.

Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 21, 2016, 03:00:30 pm
Yeah it was world wide news, I'm shocked you didn't hear about it
Was too busy literally living under a rock.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 21, 2016, 05:14:46 pm
>Unspool

So length over girth, gotcha.

Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o
I'll fuckin satisfy ye mum m8
Make her a proper cup of tea after it an all
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 21, 2016, 05:54:23 pm
>tea and not wine or cigarette.

What kind of heresy is this!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 21, 2016, 06:47:32 pm
>tea and not wine or cigarette.

What kind of heresy is this!
Six is a Brit so of course it's gonna be tea, anything else would have been heresy, heresy and high treason!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 21, 2016, 06:52:23 pm
But it isn't iced tea, and thus triple heresy. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 21, 2016, 08:35:22 pm
An illnunimitu brit?! RING THE BELLS!!!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 21, 2016, 10:59:59 pm
>Unspool

So length over girth, gotcha.

Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o

I didn't say he was flaccid at the time. It's a wonder you haven't seen the videos yet.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 21, 2016, 11:27:48 pm
>Unspool

So length over girth, gotcha.

Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o

I didn't say he was flaccid at the time. It's a wonder you haven't seen the videos yet.

But if it wasn't, how the fuck did it spool on heli rotters?!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 21, 2016, 11:35:01 pm
:V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 22, 2016, 12:31:06 am
>Unspool

So length over girth, gotcha.

Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o

I didn't say he was flaccid at the time. It's a wonder you haven't seen the videos yet.

But if it wasn't, how the fuck did it spool on heli rotters?!
Wouldn't you go half-flaccid if you turned around and found your shaft slapping the side of a spinning helicopter rotor? He wasn't soft when it started of course, but who would stay hard when that kind of thing happens? Unless your into having your dick punished of course.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 22, 2016, 01:22:16 am
Changing the subject, I continue to fail at post-apocalyptic armoring. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 22, 2016, 01:25:35 am
>Unspool

So length over girth, gotcha.

Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o

I didn't say he was flaccid at the time. It's a wonder you haven't seen the videos yet.

But if it wasn't, how the fuck did it spool on heli rotters?!
Wouldn't you go half-flaccid if you turned around and found your shaft slapping the side of a spinning helicopter rotor? He wasn't soft when it started of course, but who would stay hard when that kind of thing happens? Unless your into having your dick punished of course.
How would I know how I would react in that specific situation!

Changing the subject, I continue to fail at post-apocalyptic armoring. ;w;

IRL?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 22, 2016, 01:36:21 am
Pfft. I didn't notice it before, because I wasn't paying attention, but we've been sitting here talking about the length of six's penis and all the while the title of the thread has been glaring back at us. Does this make six a heretic?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 22, 2016, 01:43:10 am
Changing the subject, I continue to fail at post-apocalyptic armoring. ;w;

IRL?

Yep. Had a costume idea for the hell of it, but I'm not good at messing with sheet metal when I lack decent tools.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 22, 2016, 01:54:42 am
Hammering quality 2?
Welder (50)?
Fine metal cutting quality 1?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 22, 2016, 02:16:25 am
I got a hammer, a rubber hammer, pliers, tin snips, a whetstone (better for smoothing metal than a file), tapered hole punches... >.o

I also have the world's shittiest rotary tool.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 22, 2016, 08:02:16 am
Pfft. I didn't notice it before, because I wasn't paying attention, but we've been sitting here talking about the length of six's penis and all the while the title of the thread has been glaring back at us. Does this make six a heretic?
I'm too British to be a heretic, The Queen told me so
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 22, 2016, 12:56:36 pm
Pfft. I didn't notice it before, because I wasn't paying attention, but we've been sitting here talking about the length of six's penis and all the while the title of the thread has been glaring back at us. Does this make six a heretic?
I'm too British to be a heretic, The Queen told me so

What's that? I can't here you over my Independence.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 22, 2016, 12:59:27 pm
AKA our excuse to get drunk and blow stuff up. :v
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 22, 2016, 01:29:06 pm
AKA our excuse to get drunk and blow stuff up. :v
Like Americans need an excuse.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 22, 2016, 02:40:36 pm
Psh, we have a holiday where we blow stuff up to celebrate a terrorist trying to blow our government up.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 22, 2016, 02:57:27 pm
True, but you get your excuse to light off fireworks when it's all cool and late in the year, instead of in the middle of summer where the night's uncomfortably warm and the grass is about ready to self-ignite. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 22, 2016, 03:12:45 pm
Psh, we have a holiday where we blow stuff up to celebrate a terrorist trying to blow our government up.
My argument is invalid...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 22, 2016, 03:21:48 pm
Conclusion: getting drunk and blowing stuff up is universal. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 22, 2016, 04:10:26 pm
Conclusion: getting drunk and blowing stuff up is universal. o3o
A trait that can unite the world!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 22, 2016, 04:59:25 pm
That can't possibly have any negative repercussions!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 22, 2016, 05:08:30 pm
That can't possibly have any negative repercussions!
Its not like it has gone wrong ever in history!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 22, 2016, 06:32:37 pm
True, but you get your excuse to light off fireworks when it's all cool and late in the year, instead of in the middle of summer where the night's uncomfortably warm and the grass is about ready to self-ignite. :V
That sounds like cowardice. What kind of bed wetter doesn't light fireworks when the world is so dry that it could catch light at the slightest spark?

On a related note, fuck these weak pussy ass "safe and sane" white people fireworks. They don't even have the right sparklers for sparkler bombs. The tribes much looser fireworks laws allows for much more fun things. Like screech n' twisters, licorice cracklers, bird bangers, the shotgun shell with a hole drilled in it, "100K" Firecracker logs, and the exploding triangle.
But why do I bring this up? Ultimate shame.
Spoiler (hover to show)
My own fucking tribe. My disappointment is extreme.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 22, 2016, 07:04:48 pm
Not even the ones you throw on the ground to pop? (Technically not fireworks but in the same way sparklers are).
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 22, 2016, 07:37:21 pm
Not even the ones you throw on the ground to pop? (Technically not fireworks but in the same way sparklers are).
Yeah, the poppers aren't against the regulation, but it's a flat ban on fireworks. This new ban also takes several of my cousins out of business, as they lived their lives almost entirely on the revenue from firework sales around fourth of July. They can't even sell them to people off reservation anymore. It's in response to the fires last year, but as I recall those fires weren't sparked by fireworks.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 22, 2016, 07:47:26 pm
If its from a scare then it might pass if there is enough backlash.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on October 22, 2016, 07:55:49 pm
Fireworks are fun
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 22, 2016, 08:20:17 pm
I'm always disappointed in sparklers that don't spark. That reminds me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmogTqQk_Gs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmogTqQk_Gs)

Here, have some heresy. That guy makes a lot of cool stuff, but re-hashing his earlier fuses and calling them sparklers is sad. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 22, 2016, 08:50:57 pm
Indeed it is sad.
If you like explosions, how about an exploding ointment tube?
My stepgrandfather died last monday, and I'm helping out my stedad and his mother get rid of papers. I was handed a shopping bag of medication and told to go burn it, under the understanding that there were no aerosol cans or containers under pressure inside the bag. What I didn't know was that inside one small box was an aluminum tube with an aluminum cap filled with what I assume was some kind of ointment. At some point, pressure built up inside the tube and violently forced the cap off the tube, spraying me with ash, molten plastic, and a not unpleasant smelling ointment. Also the cap hit me in the shin. The boom was surprisingly load for such a small thing. Upon returning to the now dead fire, I discovered that I'd got off lucky. Not only was the bag filled with more similar tubes, but it also contained no less than three small aerosol cans and seven old inhalers, all of which were swollen by the heat.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 23, 2016, 08:07:07 am
http://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/several-injured-after-stairs-collapse-12065411
Looks like it really was haunted!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 23, 2016, 10:34:05 am
My internet troubles are fixed, mostly. Bought a Powerline Adapter and I'm now getting 50-80 Mbps Download and 6-7 Mbps Upload, paying for 100 Mbps and 6 Mbps but Powerline isn't 100% efficient anyway.
Soon as you put the kettle on though speeds drop down to 25 Mbps Download. Still faster than the 12 Mbps Down 1 Mbps Up I had before.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 23, 2016, 11:59:03 am
[Envy Intensifies]

Turns out the place I looked into that has better net can't come out here. First option was wireless and can't get a visual on where we are, second option was cable which has no coaxial hookup to this place. Both cases they were all "yeah sure, we can come over there" even after I pointed out they likely didn't have what they needed, only for those fuckwads to later check and realize that no, they don't.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 23, 2016, 05:34:09 pm
When a member of your family announces that arby's food sucks, and then tries to defend their position by saying that the roast beef sandwiches look like vaginas.
First of all, why do you think a vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich? more importantly though,
Spoiler (hover to show)

Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 23, 2016, 05:49:58 pm
When a member of your family announces that arby's food sucks, and then tries to defend their position by saying that the roast beef sandwiches look like vaginas.
First of all, why do you think a vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich? more importantly though,
Spoiler (hover to show)


These are the same people who say a game sucks solely on the graphics.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 23, 2016, 09:22:40 pm
When a member of your family announces that arby's food sucks, and then tries to defend their position by saying that the roast beef sandwiches look like vaginas.
First of all, why do you think a vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich? more importantly though,
Spoiler (hover to show)
I just dont like the food.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 23, 2016, 09:37:48 pm
When a member of your family announces that arby's food sucks, and then tries to defend their position by saying that the roast beef sandwiches look like vaginas.
First of all, why do you think a vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich? more importantly though,
Spoiler (hover to show)
I just dont like the food.
Your reasoning is both more logical and more reasonable. Regardless though...
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 23, 2016, 09:38:05 pm
the beef briskets are the fukkin' best.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 23, 2016, 09:42:26 pm
the beef briskets are the fukkin' best.
Damn right Wilson, you tell these heretics.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 23, 2016, 09:42:46 pm
Haven't been there so idk enough info to form an opinion.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 23, 2016, 09:56:18 pm
Haven't been there so idk enough info to form an opinion.
As long as you're not dead, there's still time for an arby's bacon melt.
(Undead count as living for the sake of the above statement.)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 23, 2016, 10:29:41 pm
Haven't been there so idk enough info to form an opinion.
As long as you're not dead, there's still time for an arby's bacon melt.
(Undead count as living for the sake of the above statement.)


Once I have money to my name I might as well.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on October 24, 2016, 01:35:27 am
Haven't been there so idk enough info to form an opinion.
As long as you're not dead, there's still time for an arby's bacon melt.
(Undead count as living for the sake of the above statement.)


Once I have money to my name I might as well.
It's not worth it. I'm not a man, though, so I might be a bit skewed on the "slab of cholesteral tastic shitty beef" subject
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on October 24, 2016, 02:48:17 am
I don't think we have Arby's in England-land
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 24, 2016, 03:36:53 am
I don't think we have Arby's in England-land
Or even anywhere outside 'muricaland.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 24, 2016, 03:42:09 am
Eh. The basic beef with fake cheese sauce is okay, but nowadays it's overpriced. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 24, 2016, 11:00:12 am
H.E.B?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 24, 2016, 12:18:54 pm
I don't think we have Arby's in England-land
We have that cheeky Nandos though.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 24, 2016, 01:56:40 pm
H.E.B?

Ssssh, you don't even have those over a good chunk of Texas, let alone the rest of 'murrica. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 24, 2016, 02:04:07 pm
H.E.B?

Ssssh, you don't even have those over a good chunk of Texas, let alone the rest of 'murrica. :V
I have like 4 near where I live so idgaf about the rest of texas let alone heretics foreigners!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 24, 2016, 02:11:13 pm
But the DFW area needs more. o3o

Granted, I'm fine with there being plenty in my area, though I wish there were more Target stores here.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 24, 2016, 02:14:04 pm
I just wish for the best shooting range in my area not to be beyond a damn border patrol checkpoint...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 24, 2016, 02:16:44 pm
Hell, I wish I had a good shooting range in town at all. All the indoor ones are at least a half-hour away. -_-
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 24, 2016, 02:21:58 pm
They are also a gun store and I believe they are class 3 so I imagine passing a machinegun through the checkpoint, "Is that a machinegun?!" "Yes..." "Why are you carrying this?!" "To shoot it in the range that is a few mile away...which most people who come this way go to in the first place..."
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 24, 2016, 02:41:39 pm
Yeah, good luck with that.

There aren't any other places though? D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 24, 2016, 03:15:06 pm
I know of one other range and its indoors and one other gun store that is not range.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 24, 2016, 03:16:44 pm
Indoor ranges are good though. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 24, 2016, 03:20:30 pm
Indoor ranges are good though. ;w;
Not saying they aren't.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 24, 2016, 07:13:47 pm
I have the best range. A log in the back yard.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 24, 2016, 07:27:30 pm
I have the best range. A log in the back yard.
Needs more metal.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 24, 2016, 07:38:38 pm
there's plenty of scrap metal and lead embedded in the surrounding trees and swamp.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 24, 2016, 07:41:42 pm
Now that makes it official.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 26, 2016, 03:23:36 am
(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/2af159e1f9453508ecfad112e4c5b4287371416d3ef4fab3b85bb20238a6b45f_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 26, 2016, 11:41:40 am
The real answer to that is "oh shit get that little tank that only travels along the horizontal axis, and those three shootable floating barricades" o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 26, 2016, 01:31:45 pm
Horizontal axis is best axis
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 26, 2016, 08:07:36 pm
To punish my corgi for running away from the door barking when I leave, I flip her on her back and don't let her roll back onto her feet. It's not much of a punishment because she likes the game, and difficult to enforce because corgis are designed with rolling in mind, as they're general shape and build is made for managing cattle. Their low profile and round shape minimizes damage if they are kicked by a large herd animal. Instead of absorbing the kick and getting thrown they simply roll, dissipating the impact via movement. Their rounded ribcage soaks a small amount of a kick as well, and serves to get the roll started. If you've ever seen a corgi kicked by a large animal, you would note the way they tuck in their tiny legs to facilitate rolling.

Also, the ladies love a good corgi.
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 27, 2016, 07:46:04 pm
Corgis, designed to be kicked.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 27, 2016, 08:36:00 pm
Corgis, designed to be kicked.

This is rather siggable.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 28, 2016, 12:19:07 am
I am talking to you from an internet hotspot, it is booking without internet.... Halp me... I am not dead...for now...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 28, 2016, 12:30:33 am
I am talking to you from an internet hotspot, it is booking without internet.... Halp me... I am not dead...for now...

You're beyond halp. There is only crappy wifi and dragons.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 28, 2016, 02:33:01 am
Corgis, designed to be kicked.

This is rather siggable.
By this point, I'm surprised all of my posts aren't sigged, they're fucking gold.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 28, 2016, 03:15:30 am
The Siggening must occur. Eventually.

Meanwhile, the youkai is away, that means we should post Touhou porn for them to miss. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 28, 2016, 07:07:50 am
Meanwhile, the youkai is away, that means we should post Touhou porn for them to miss. :V
Only if it contains tentacles!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on October 28, 2016, 10:08:17 am
*walks into thread* Hi gu- *sees mentions of posting porn* oh for fucks sake *walks out of thread*
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 28, 2016, 01:12:28 pm
Oh there can be worse Touhou things to post.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 28, 2016, 01:14:02 pm
what the fuck
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on October 28, 2016, 02:11:26 pm
what the fuck
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 28, 2016, 02:23:13 pm

Touhou tentacle porn, as requested! (http://bit.ly/1abDpab)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 28, 2016, 02:24:18 pm
I'm betting 90% odds it's "why would you click this" again.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 28, 2016, 09:38:42 pm
I'm betting 90% odds it's "why would you click this" again.
I'll raise your bet and say 100%, cards in boys.

edit: looks like you are correct. Not exactly a profitable bet with those odds, especially considering it wasn't a real world bet with real money.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 28, 2016, 10:28:23 pm
What the fuck is going on?

I am back! Sorta...

If the following conditions are met:
-Mom's phone bill is paid
-Mom is home.
-Phone is not in use.

then I get shitty and slow internet on my phone, it's something.

inb4 use phone internet to continue df succession game: my current laptop has its wifi card broken.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 29, 2016, 01:55:14 am
What the fuck is going on?

We're just here, pretending to post Touhou porn. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 29, 2016, 05:09:13 pm
"There are no words there."
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 29, 2016, 05:26:02 pm
Oh there can be worse Sixposting. 3:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 29, 2016, 06:44:35 pm
Oh there can be worse Sixposting. 3:
Is this a tempt the dragon moment?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 29, 2016, 07:10:30 pm
Oh there can be worse Sixposting. 3:
I can only imagine...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 29, 2016, 10:24:53 pm
...nein. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 31, 2016, 12:05:18 am
"There are no words there."
No words now, only feels.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on October 31, 2016, 01:14:56 pm
Dudes, About the "Yeah, I'd punch an old lady" quote.

I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 31, 2016, 01:30:04 pm
But would you supple an old lady?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on October 31, 2016, 02:19:43 pm
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
sig'd
which brings my sig size to exactly 1000 chaaracters (including all stuff to link to quotes) which is the limit!

@six or @perigrin can we get bigger sig sizes?  ;D
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 31, 2016, 02:53:09 pm
You've already reached sig size critical mass. EVERYONE! GATHER ROUND CACONYM AND WITNESS HIS BECOMING!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 31, 2016, 06:26:58 pm
We must compress Caconym to make their sig smaller.

Quick Noctifier, sit on them. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 31, 2016, 07:58:52 pm
Can't we just use WinZip?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 31, 2016, 09:42:24 pm
Nope, youkai is very effective at compressing cats and the occasional JPG.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on October 31, 2016, 10:17:56 pm
Nope, youkai is very effective at compressing cats and the occasional JPG.
This leads me to believe that this has been tried before and it makes me uneasy...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 01, 2016, 12:07:36 am
Or it's just a plot to get Caco sat on.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 01, 2016, 02:22:04 am
That would not end well and would involve claws...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 01, 2016, 06:16:37 am
Or it's just a plot to get Caco sat on.
Or it's a plot to have Noctifer murdered by cat!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 01, 2016, 11:26:54 am
Or it's just a plot to get Caco sat on.
Or it's a plot to have Noctifer murdered by cat!
This is what I mean!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 01, 2016, 11:55:11 am
Whereas if we dropped WinZip on Caco, the same thing would happen. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 01, 2016, 01:18:39 pm
Whereas if we dropped WinZip on Caco, the same thing would happen. ;w;
That's why you use WinRAR, the paid version specifically!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 01, 2016, 01:33:37 pm
So you are telling me you have paid for it?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 01, 2016, 02:04:50 pm
So you are telling me you have paid for it?
Yes, and it was the purchase INever made. Just look at all the benefits the paid version has!, who wouldn't pay for it? (http://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 01, 2016, 02:15:25 pm
I am gonna eat you for that rickrolling.

And this is why you compress cats with 7Zip instead.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 01, 2016, 10:42:21 pm
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
sig'd
which brings my sig size to exactly 1000 chaaracters (including all stuff to link to quotes) which is the limit!

@six or @perigrin can we get bigger sig sizes?  ;D
If you hadn't sigged that before I could then I'd have said yes.

But I'll consider moving it up to 1500, probably no higher though.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 02, 2016, 12:18:12 am
Heresy vs blasphemy, go!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 02, 2016, 12:44:35 am
Heresy vs blasphemy, go!

Easy question. Either choice gets you sat on. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 02, 2016, 01:03:14 am
Heresy vs blasphemy, go!

Easy question. Either choice gets you sat on. :V
Ooh la la, promises, promises,  ;).
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 02, 2016, 01:14:46 am
Never tempt dragon ass. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 02, 2016, 04:24:11 am
Never tempt dragon ass. D:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yWULCfJ2PGA
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 02, 2016, 04:35:16 am
Heresy vs blasphemy, go!

Easy question. Either choice gets you shat on. :V
FTFY

On an unrelated note, started watching black mirror, wasn't prepared for how uneasy it'd make me feel, 10/10 would recommend, just don't try to binge watch it because you'll probably give yourself some form of PTSD.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 02, 2016, 12:57:40 pm
On an unrelated note, started watching black mirror, wasn't prepared for how uneasy it'd make me feel, 10/10 would recommend, just don't try to binge watch it because you'll probably give yourself some form of PTSD.

Do I even what to know what that is?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 02, 2016, 02:35:58 pm
On an unrelated note, started watching black mirror, wasn't prepared for how uneasy it'd make me feel, 10/10 would recommend, just don't try to binge watch it because you'll probably give yourself some form of PTSD.

Do I even what to know what that is?
Yes, yes you do. (http://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 02, 2016, 03:30:35 pm
It's on Netflix, it's more of a social commentary than anything else but so much of it is just unsettling.

Also, Americans, Aquafina is tap water? What the fuck? How is a company allowed to get away with selling you fucking tap water?

Edit: it turns out this is fairly common, even in the EU. The fuck is this shit?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 02, 2016, 06:29:10 pm
It's on Netflix, it's more of a social commentary than anything else but so much of it is just unsettling.

Also, Americans, Aquafina is tap water? What the fuck? How is a company allowed to get away with selling you fucking tap water?

Edit: it turns out this is fairly common, even in the EU. The fuck is this shit?
And this is a surprise, how?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 02, 2016, 06:42:59 pm
I don't buy bottled water so I've never bothered to question it
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 02, 2016, 07:41:28 pm
Yeah, don't bother with bottled water unless your local tap is complete shit. Or unless you expect the water to cut out.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 02, 2016, 08:15:28 pm
Has anyone else ever made a joke at someone else's expense, because making the joke is better then being mad about the situation, and the other person is such an ass about it being at someone else's expense that you suddenly get this complete sense of apathy, like complete and utter don't give a shit if this fucking house lit on fire apathy?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on November 02, 2016, 10:48:21 pm
Has anyone else ever made a joke at someone else's expense, because making the joke is better then being mad about the situation, and the other person is such an ass about it being at someone else's expense that you suddenly get this complete sense of apathy, like complete and utter don't give a shit if this fucking house lit on fire apathy?
Yep.
The apathy is just an always thing though.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 03, 2016, 12:53:46 am
Today has made me want to skullfuck the planet.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 03, 2016, 04:47:50 am
Today has made me want to skullfuck the planet.
I would pay good money to see that.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 03, 2016, 01:20:51 pm
It's on Netflix, it's more of a social commentary than anything else but so much of it is just unsettling.

Also, Americans, Aquafina is tap water? What the fuck? How is a company allowed to get away with selling you fucking tap water?

Edit: it turns out this is fairly common, even in the EU. The fuck is this shit?

Black mirror is one of the best shows on Netflix, hands down.

And I remember when bottled water came out. Even assuming it came from a glacial spring somewhere, it still seemed like a weird idea that I didn't expect anyone to buy into.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 03, 2016, 03:58:17 pm
Yeah, don't bother with bottled water unless your local tap is complete shit. Or unless you expect the water to cut out.
You could extract raw sulfur from my tap water. ._.

Has anyone else ever made a joke at someone else's expense, because making the joke is better then being mad about the situation, and the other person is such an ass about it being at someone else's expense that you suddenly get this complete sense of apathy, like complete and utter don't give a shit if this fucking house lit on fire apathy?
No, but I have done it because "remember that friend you kept around just to make fun of, and you made fun of so much you had to thank him for all the good times?" There's always one.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 03, 2016, 04:58:10 pm
You could extract raw sulfur from my tap water. ._.

You know what thaaat means. Make gunpowder. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 03, 2016, 06:39:01 pm
You could extract raw sulfur from my tap water. ._.

You know what thaaat means. Make gunpowder. o3o
Classic 'murica, the water is gunpowder!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 03, 2016, 07:01:17 pm
Everything's gunpowder if you have enough oxidizer.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 03, 2016, 07:44:24 pm
You could extract raw sulfur from my tap water. ._.

You know what thaaat means. Make gunpowder. o3o
Classic 'murica, the water is gunpowder!
We need to keep on shooting!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 04, 2016, 12:15:24 am
every pipe gun is loaded with bullets of cast random soft metals with a propellant composed of charcoal dust, sulfur refined from water drawn from an aquifer of volcanic ash, and ammonia nitrate annealed from fermented piss you've been saving in milk jugs for just such an occasion.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 04, 2016, 12:36:37 am
every pipe gun is loaded with bullets of cast random soft metals with a propellant composed of charcoal dust, sulfur refined from water drawn from an aquifer of volcanic ash, and ammonia nitrate annealed from fermented piss you've been saving in milk jugs for just such an occasion.
That is some dedication right there...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 04, 2016, 01:43:40 am
every pipe gun is loaded with bullets of cast random soft metals with a propellant composed of charcoal dust, sulfur refined from water drawn from an aquifer of volcanic ash, and ammonia nitrate annealed from fermented piss you've been saving in milk jugs for just such an occasion.
That is some dedication right there...
You act like you've never needed to make an improvised explosive device for the purpose of... reasons*. Everyone needs a crude piss fueled explosive device for... reasons*.
*-knocking over a shed with three garden gnomes glued to it. GODDAMNED GNOMES! *shakes fist*

Also I just noticed that the address bar says "/actual-last-man-posting-(this-is-my-baby-perigrin-)." The address bar is still using the original thread title. I guess that's to be expected, but it is interesting.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 04, 2016, 02:50:31 am
Well that's still what the thread is actually called, pretty sure it'll revert to that if someone deletes the thread name.

On a related side note, I almost always use the forum on mobile and you have no idea how many times I've almost deleted this entire thread.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 04, 2016, 06:34:17 am
Keep the launch codes away fom six, like reall far away...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 04, 2016, 03:07:54 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR4ONFx3Y6c
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 04, 2016, 10:47:37 pm
Well that's still what the thread is actually called, pretty sure it'll revert to that if someone deletes the thread name.

On a related side note, I almost always use the forum on mobile and you have no idea how many times I've almost deleted this entire thread.
you must be extraordinarily careful not to hit the delete button, I'd probably have done it on accident. But then again I don't have a phone that can go online so...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 05, 2016, 04:29:52 am
So after month of being a neet I finnally found a job again! Stable internet here I come! Unless sone bullshit happens (has before with this employer) Im starting monday.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 05, 2016, 11:52:27 am
Have Fun. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 05, 2016, 12:44:47 pm
Being a prooductive memeber of society is kinda new to me...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 05, 2016, 07:09:20 pm
Well that's still what the thread is actually called, pretty sure it'll revert to that if someone deletes the thread name.

On a related side note, I almost always use the forum on mobile and you have no idea how many times I've almost deleted this entire thread.
you must be extraordinarily careful not to hit the delete button, I'd probably have done it on accident. But then again I don't have a phone that can go online so...
I've hit remove topic so many times and just panicked for a moment before carefully pressing cancel, one day I'm going to fuck up and there'll just be a thread of me explaining where this one went.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 05, 2016, 07:19:02 pm
If that happens your offical tittle should be klutz...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 05, 2016, 07:48:13 pm
If that happens your offical tittle should be klutz...

tittle

How titillating.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 05, 2016, 08:05:23 pm
Pardonz me mr.grammarz füther...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 05, 2016, 08:21:16 pm
Noctifier cannot into German into. o3o

Still, Six should indeed be tittled.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 05, 2016, 08:32:53 pm
Well that's still what the thread is actually called, pretty sure it'll revert to that if someone deletes the thread name.

On a related side note, I almost always use the forum on mobile and you have no idea how many times I've almost deleted this entire thread.
you must be extraordinarily careful not to hit the delete button, I'd probably have done it on accident. But then again I don't have a phone that can go online so...
I've hit remove topic so many times and just panicked for a moment before carefully pressing cancel, one day I'm going to fuck up and there'll just be a thread of me explaining where this one went.
And that incident will forever be known as The Deletining!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 05, 2016, 08:44:37 pm
Noctifier cannot into German into. o3o
Its the effort that matters!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 05, 2016, 10:37:02 pm
And I cannot into grammar either it seems, even when I'm doing it on purpose. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 05, 2016, 11:25:04 pm
There is only one final solution left...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 06, 2016, 12:24:28 am
Remove kebab kraut. [muffled Serbian Russian accordion music in the distance]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 06, 2016, 06:24:00 am
We interrupt your Sixposting to bring you...sports...news?

Well holy fucking shit, Ireland won against the All Blacks(New Zealand's rugby team). Only took us 111 years to do it.
https://www.rte.ie/sport/rugby/2016/1105/829454-five-try-ireland-defeat-all-blacks-in-chicago/
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 06, 2016, 07:50:45 am
Still, Six should indeed be tittled.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

We interrupt your Sixposting to bring you...sports...news?

Well holy fucking shit, Ireland won against the All Blacks(New Zealand's rugby team). Only took us 111 years to do it.
https://www.rte.ie/sport/rugby/2016/1105/829454-five-try-ireland-defeat-all-blacks-in-chicago/
Did they try not playing drunk this time?
In all seriousness, well done, New Zealand are really fucking good at Rugby.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 06, 2016, 08:14:37 am
One damn extra letter and the context changes...phocking english...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 06, 2016, 02:24:08 pm
English be am a hard. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 06, 2016, 03:29:24 pm
yey, spurds bawl! Trow de fut bawl! Kik de fut bawl! ET DE FUT BAWL! DIC DE FUT BAWL! YON MADNEN, GUYD ME HIBS AS I FUG DE FUT BAWLS!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 06, 2016, 05:59:54 pm
yey, spurds bawl! Trow de fut bawl! Kik de fut bawl! ET DE FUT BAWL! DIC DE FUT BAWL! YON MADNEN, GUYD ME HIBS AS I FUG DE FUT BAWLS!!
I don't know how to interpret that...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 06, 2016, 06:29:19 pm
yey, spurds bawl! Trow de fut bawl! Kik de fut bawl! ET DE FUT BAWL! DIC DE FUT BAWL! YON MADNEN, GUYD ME HIBS AS I FUG DE FUT BAWLS!!
I don't know how to interpret that...
"Yay sports ball! Throw the foot ball! Kick the foot ball! It's the foot ball! Kick the foot ball! I will devour your loved ones!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 06, 2016, 07:39:48 pm
YON MADNEN, GUYD ME HIBS AS I FUG DE FUT BAWLS!!

You madman, guide my hips as I fuck the footballs?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 06, 2016, 08:02:40 pm
YON MADNEN, GUYD ME HIBS AS I FUG DE FUT BAWLS!!

You madman, guide my hips as I fuck the footballs?
How does that even work?!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 06, 2016, 08:17:50 pm
Blame Six. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on November 07, 2016, 02:56:35 am
Why are we bringing John Madden into this?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 07, 2016, 03:05:01 am
Blame Six. ;w;
Thanks, Obama six!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 07, 2016, 04:08:05 am
So, for some absurd reason I am converting the remains of an old machete sheath into a holster.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 07, 2016, 04:36:26 am
I turned an old lawn chair bag into a quiver/machete back sheath.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 07, 2016, 05:04:22 am
Much derp. Quite some time I essentially cut down the back of another machete sheath and sewed a velcro strap to the back. Because it was for my only good machete, which has those stupid pointless serrations on the back and thus chewed up the sheath it originally came with. So it has retention, but can just be pulled free of the sheath after undoing a single strap.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 07, 2016, 05:22:04 am
Was it one of the gerber gator series machetes?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 07, 2016, 05:30:32 am
Nope, it was a...I don't even remember the brand. All I recall is I got it at a local hardware store, it was 6 or 7 bucks after a coupon, and it performs way better than the cheapass Walmart machete (Coleman I think) that was around the same price.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 07, 2016, 06:40:42 am
Blame Six. ;w;
Thanks, Obama!
FTFY
Was nobody aware that I am actually Obama?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 07, 2016, 07:05:16 am
Blame Six. ;w;
Thanks, Obama!
FTFY
Was nobody aware that I am actually Obama?
Had my suspicions but lack of evidence made me stay quiet.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 07, 2016, 11:56:28 am
Shouldn't you be busy aging yourself prematurely and trying not to have a heart attack? Seriously, being president is apparently hard. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 07, 2016, 07:00:23 pm
...Seriously, being president is apparently hard. :V
Yeah, just ask Bill Clinton.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 07, 2016, 07:49:41 pm
I said being president is hard, not being president makes you hard. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 08, 2016, 02:30:15 am
I said being president is hard, not being president makes you hard. :V
If it didn't make you hard, he wouldn't have given that intern a cigar.

YON MADNEN, GUYD ME HIBS AS I FUG DE FUT BAWLS!!

You madman, guide my hips as I fuck the footballs?
Also, you win. that is exactly what I said. Except for the "you madman" part. That was actually "john madden." the full sentence being "john madden, guide my hips as I fuck the foot balls."

So, for some absurd reason I am converting the remains of an old machete sheath into a holster.
At first I expected to read that as "So, for some absurd reason I am now fucking a foot ball."

Oh also, "eat the football! dick the football!" ("dicking" being slang in some places for having sex with)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 08, 2016, 11:35:42 am
what the shit....
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 08, 2016, 11:56:47 am
what the shit....
You always come in after the weird shit, like your drawn to it like a moth to a flame.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 08, 2016, 11:58:32 am
I knew "you madman" was wrong, but I forgot about that possible translation from derpese. :V

what the shit....

Just the usual LMP Sixposting, nothing to see here, move along.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 08, 2016, 12:27:52 pm
what the shit....
You always come in after the weird shit, like your drawn to it like a moth to a flame.
He's like the guy who walks in half way through porn, gets really weirded out for a moment and then joins in
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 08, 2016, 04:31:35 pm
what the shit....
You always come in after the weird shit, like your drawn to it like a moth to a flame.
He's like the guy who walks in half way through porn, gets really weirded out for a moment and then joins in
And this porn is about having sex with footballs, so it's especially weird. Here vulnus, we save a football for you!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on November 08, 2016, 04:53:34 pm
TRIGGERED
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 08, 2016, 05:25:26 pm
TRIGGERED

Wilson confirmed for sexually identifying as a football.

Or is it because you sexually identify as the non-'murrican type of football and thus John Madden is offense incarnate? o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on November 08, 2016, 06:01:09 pm
You are doing non-consensual lewd things with my bretheren! You MONSTERS
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 08, 2016, 06:02:16 pm
But you're a volleyball I thought footballs hated them. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on November 08, 2016, 06:04:26 pm
We are the same RACE
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 08, 2016, 06:35:40 pm
Just because one's white and one's brown doesn't mean they aren't all BALLS, GUYS.

Geeze.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on November 08, 2016, 06:52:24 pm
Secretly hoping that the election is a clever distraction to keep us from noticing THE RETURN OF VERMIN SUPREME.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 08, 2016, 07:01:49 pm
Congrats Mrncamera. You reminded me that we now have a candidate crazier than Vermin.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 08, 2016, 08:00:20 pm
Aaaannnd I am confused again...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 08, 2016, 08:12:07 pm
Aaaannnd I am confused again...

When in doubt, just vote anarchist.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 08, 2016, 09:21:56 pm
Feudalism or gtfo!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 08, 2016, 11:53:36 pm
What, no elective monarchy? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 09, 2016, 12:05:16 am
Read my previous post.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 09, 2016, 12:22:08 am
You are doing non-consensual lewd things with my bretheren! You MONSTERS
Wilsons just upset because he was trying to clean the grass stains off his stitches and somebody busted into the locker room and took a picture of his pigskin.
jegus kryst, fucking puns!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 09, 2016, 01:50:17 am
Read my previous post.

You can have feudalism in a regular, non-elective monarchy though. >.o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 09, 2016, 03:26:39 am
So, anyone want to start a betting pool for when trump starts World War 3?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 09, 2016, 08:05:02 am
So, anyone want to start a betting pool for when trump starts World War 3?
I might as well start learning European and Japanese.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 09, 2016, 08:10:22 am
So, anyone want to start a betting pool for when trump starts World War 3?
While I do think he's disgusting, he's probably less likely to try to start WW III than Hillary was, she did think going to war with Russia was a perfectly reasonable thing to do because "Fuck commies!"
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 09, 2016, 11:57:28 am
Welp. Mierda. I didn't really like either party, to be honest.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Rhodri on November 09, 2016, 12:53:28 pm
Trump has been elected. Aw yeah boi.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 09, 2016, 01:00:15 pm
ಠ_ಠ
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 09, 2016, 01:04:39 pm
Trump has been elected. Aw yeah boi.
Suddenly Rhodri returns. Goddammit Rhodri!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 09, 2016, 01:06:20 pm
Quick, feed him to a dragon or shark or something.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 09, 2016, 03:05:38 pm
Goddamnit Rhodri, where have you been?
It took Trump being elected to bring you back from the dead
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 09, 2016, 03:06:39 pm
And now that means we have to lock you in Caconym's basement. Again.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 09, 2016, 03:22:19 pm
And now that means we have to lock you in Caconym's basement. Again.
I think he should spend some time locked in your sex dungeon.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 09, 2016, 03:53:58 pm
Is "dungeon" a euphemism for dragonguts? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 09, 2016, 04:30:45 pm
*walks in drinking entire bottle of vodquilla* howdy folks, who we sending to Dragon's Fungeon now? Rhodri? Sounds perfectly reasonable.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 09, 2016, 05:07:21 pm
Is "dungeon" a euphemism for dragonguts? :V
No, it's a euphemism for "creepy basement where random chains people up and menaces them with his dong."

Welcome back Rhodri.

The best part of this election is the salt and tears. I wasn't happy, and wouldn't have been with either of them being elected, but somehow the misery of those around me is making me incredibly happy. Like I'm some kind of supernatural undying monster feeding off of it or rubbing the magic salt of their unhappiness on my body to keep it young and lively. Oh wait...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 09, 2016, 05:20:08 pm
Well at least I don't have to feel so bad about Brexit now
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 09, 2016, 05:45:25 pm
*walks in drinking entire bottle of vodquilla* howdy folks, who we sending to Dragon's Fungeon now? Rhodri? Sounds perfectly reasonable.

No, it's a euphemism for "creepy basement where random chains people up and menaces them with his dong."

But it's Texas, no one has basements here. o3o

Well at least I don't have to feel so bad about Brexit now

Of course not, you haven't degenerated into a British version of Mad Max yet, last I checked. Which would be what, same thing only with more tolerable weather and an accent change most 'murricans wouldn't notice?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 09, 2016, 05:48:25 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/IGIvuEi.jpg)


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*walks in drinking entire bottle of vodquilla* howdy folks, who we sending to Dragon's Fungeon now? Rhodri? Sounds perfectly reasonable.

No, it's a euphemism for "creepy basement where random chains people up and menaces them with his dong."

But it's Texas, no one has basements here. o3o
Don't you at least have a cave, what kind of self-respecting dragon doesn't have a cave?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 09, 2016, 05:51:15 pm
Who said I was a self-respecting dragon? ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 09, 2016, 05:51:33 pm
Usa vs Uk, the race to see which one goes to hell faster!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 09, 2016, 06:06:59 pm
Either way, Russia wins. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 09, 2016, 06:22:32 pm
Speaking of Russia, I hope Trump nullifies the Russian sanctions so I can get true Kalashnikovs.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 09, 2016, 06:36:00 pm
Oh hey, a potential positive to Trump being's Putin's bitch? Well, aside from the fact that if he does start WWIII, it won't be Russia nuking us? o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 09, 2016, 06:38:55 pm
Oh hey, a potential positive to Trump being's Putin's bitch? Well, aside from the fact that if he does start WWIII, it won't be Russia nuking us? o3o
Something is something is something...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 09, 2016, 06:39:44 pm
Is he just sort of ignoring what Russia did, and is still doing to the Ukraine?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 09, 2016, 06:51:54 pm
Is he just sort of ignoring what Russia did, and is still doing to the Ukraine?
If it's not affecting his bottom line then no.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 09, 2016, 10:24:08 pm
Know what the best part is? Hillary won the popular vote, but lost the electoral college. I can now say I'm glad I didn't give enough of a shit to vote. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 09, 2016, 11:37:53 pm
Trump may be a russia puppet, but Clinton thought that going to war with Russia wouldn't have been a problem. As I said, (I think) we dodged one bullet just to be hit by another.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 10, 2016, 03:54:23 am
Is he just sort of ignoring what Russia did, and is still doing to the Ukraine?

I expect he will. The US is already involved in six wars in some capacity, and ignoring that particular one has worked out well for his predecessor, as well as most of the rest of the western world.

Trump may be a russia puppet, but Clinton thought that going to war with Russia wouldn't have been a problem. As I said, (I think) we dodged one bullet just to be hit by another.

I think you're right. I used a bus analogy while explaining that view to someone earlier today, with the addition that the third bus would have likely also run the US over if Johnson could have figured out how to shift out of neutral.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 10, 2016, 05:05:37 am
Obama didn't exactly ignore it, he did also slap some trade sanctions on Russia for it along with the rest of NATO.
Hillary thinking going to war with Russia was a smart move may have, just possibly, been worse than anything Trump could do though.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 10, 2016, 07:49:35 am
If anything, Trump will just ruin trade/foreign relations.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 10, 2016, 11:23:24 am
If anything, Trump will just ruin trade/foreign relations.

Yeah, I now get to find out if my Prime Minister, who hasn't done much yet, is actually capable of doing Prime Minister stuff. Given how much he publicly attacked Trump in the election, I think it would be a tough battle even if he was a more capable leader.

Sanctions are ineffective against small, impotent countries, let alone a superpower. I'm not surprised Putin just chuckled and ignored it. This has always been the case, or we wouldn't have had two world wars.

Clinton laid out some pretty solid plans for the deployment of nuclear weapons back in 2008. This kind of scenario was included (though it mostly focused on Iran). Despite what the media says, she was by far the worst choice.

Trump's just George Wallace in the modern age. Wallace spouted a bunch of racist shit, but when he did get elected (to governor in his case), he mostly ended up ignoring his platform outside of the public eye and doing useful things like building roads. Of course, rather than building roads, Trump's just gonna make himself rich, but Clinton has been doing that while holding an office for just about a decade anyway.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 10, 2016, 01:53:51 pm
We'll have to see how much Trump gives up on when he hits that Wallace moment. Either way, I suspect it's...well, not going to turn out okay, but it'll hopefully suck less than everyone fears it will.

And now, your daily distraction dragon.

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/962/067/504.gif)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 10, 2016, 03:41:09 pm
It'll be all right. Hopefully he will turn out to be fairly benign and the thing he will be known for is the outrage of his victory.

Onto other things though, anybody else taken to watching redlettermedia's "best of the worst" on repeat?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 10, 2016, 03:57:09 pm
Actually, I think Trump might actually turn out to be a 'sit back and let the country sort itself out' kind of President. He'll likely leave the vast majority of internal decisions and lawmaking down to individual states, without stepping in much.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 10, 2016, 05:41:04 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/L4jjChN.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 10, 2016, 06:08:11 pm
Whatever happened to the amas? Those were fun and they are abandoned (like most threads I guess...)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 10, 2016, 07:29:20 pm
Whatever happened to the amas? Those were fun and they are abandoned (like most threads I guess...)

Start em back up. I think we all just ran out of shit to ask eachother.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 10, 2016, 08:00:21 pm
Whatever happened to the amas? Those were fun and they are abandoned (like most threads I guess...)

Start em back up. I think we all just ran out of shit to ask eachother.
There!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 11, 2016, 01:14:37 am
And now I know who to eat for my "unread replies" section exploding, o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 11, 2016, 07:38:39 am
This is my 2000th post

I'd like to thank my friends and family for being there for me along this wild journey, I wouldn't have made it so far without them.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 11, 2016, 07:47:46 am
*polite golf clap*
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 11, 2016, 12:01:57 pm
Holy shit you've been here forever, how am I 1600+ posts in and such? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 11, 2016, 12:11:43 pm
Holy shit you've been here forever, how am I 1600+ posts in and such? :V
Like this:
(http://i.imgur.com/RLgjXrv.gif)
 :D
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 11, 2016, 12:17:10 pm
[Scheissepostend Verstärkt]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 11, 2016, 12:18:18 pm
Yeah I saw you at 1600 when I was writing that and wondered how the hell, I've been here since the start and my postcount isn't anywhere near as high as it could be though.
Pretty sure Perigrin is still massively ahead of everyone else with postcount.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 11, 2016, 03:22:32 pm
I am the postmaster dragon, my post count is massive in its girth.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 11, 2016, 05:29:33 pm
 :o You can stop waving your post count and it's masive grth in my face now.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 11, 2016, 07:07:47 pm
You know it is mesmerizing. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 11, 2016, 07:15:16 pm
*sees own post count*
Size is not everything in life...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 11, 2016, 07:20:02 pm
You're still the resident FNG though, last I checked, so that's to be expected. <3
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 11, 2016, 07:25:12 pm
*sees own post count*
Size is not everything in life...
It's not the size of your post count that matters, it's the quality of your Sixposting.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 11, 2016, 07:34:39 pm
but whose Sixpost quality is the greatest though?

Also, "postmaster dragon." You deliver the mail now?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 11, 2016, 07:35:30 pm
Only if you get printouts of my Sixposting on here mailed to you.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 11, 2016, 07:50:04 pm
You're still the resident FNG though, last I checked, so that's to be expected. <3
But...but, I have ~500 posts...

*sees own post count*
Size is not everything in life...
It's not the size of your post count that matters, it's the quality of your Sixposting.
Quite!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on November 12, 2016, 04:57:20 am
I'm just gonna sit over here with my like 40 posts
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on November 12, 2016, 05:09:27 am
I am an obsessive, so I post here too much.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 12, 2016, 10:59:22 am
RPing is beneficial to post count, active ones at least. Depending on how it goes you can end up posting as few as one a day to as many as twenty in my experience.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 12, 2016, 11:17:58 am
I really should look into it, but all my Sixposting is already spread out over so many threads.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 12, 2016, 12:34:29 pm
I really should look into it, but all my Sixposting is already spread out over so many threads.
You would become the god of Sixposting.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 12, 2016, 12:37:11 pm
God dragon emperor of Sixposting!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 12, 2016, 12:48:33 pm
Yesss, I shall become the world serpent, encircling all the threads and trapping the whole forum in my coils. Then, and only then, will you know the true meaning of Sixposting.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 12, 2016, 03:26:32 pm
Yesss, I shall become the world serpent, encircling all the threads and trapping the whole forum in my coils. Then, and only then, will you know the true meaning of Sixposting.
Because it'll involve actual shit?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 12, 2016, 03:29:57 pm
Depends on what part of the world becomes my litterbox. Because dragons are basically big scaly cats. :v
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on November 12, 2016, 04:56:32 pm
You all have still yet to surpass my obsession with posting every time I read a thread.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 12, 2016, 05:09:52 pm
I can try, it seems. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 12, 2016, 05:21:35 pm
Peri Vs Dragon: The Shitpostening Begins
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 12, 2016, 05:31:11 pm
Butbutbut. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 12, 2016, 05:39:51 pm
THE SHITPOSTINING!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on November 13, 2016, 08:57:24 am
SO I HERD U TALKIN SHIT.

 :P
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 13, 2016, 10:30:08 am
Inb4 bub floods the forum with shark dicks.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 13, 2016, 10:35:38 am
Goddamnit I will 12h comment ban the next sharkdick I see.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on November 13, 2016, 11:01:18 am
Rood


🦈 <- his name is Dick
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 13, 2016, 12:45:58 pm
Necro Neko...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on November 13, 2016, 12:52:53 pm
So, who misses my fuckton of Doom Gif sig?
'3'
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 13, 2016, 12:57:22 pm
So, who misses my fuckton of Doom Gif sig?
'3'
It amazes me that it doesn't slow my current shitty internet.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 13, 2016, 03:33:17 pm
Time to post sharktits to counterbalance this, I guess. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 13, 2016, 04:21:08 pm
Time to post sharktits to counterbalance this, I guess. o3o

That goes in the discord chat, please put it there.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 13, 2016, 04:27:27 pm
Time to post sharktits to counterbalance this, I guess. o3o

That goes in the discord chat, please put it here.
FTFY
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 13, 2016, 04:30:24 pm
Huehuehue. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 13, 2016, 05:50:12 pm
So, who misses my fuckton of Doom Gif sig?
'3'
When I'm forced to use my mobile Internet I strategicly have to avoid letting it load any of your posts otherwise your sig eats all of my data in seconds.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 13, 2016, 06:02:35 pm
Sharkposts eating your bandwidth. Six's bandwidth confirmed for surfboard.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 13, 2016, 07:25:47 pm
speaking of discord servers I had to leave one that was supposed to be used to find groups for a game that turned into users putting a bunch of shit in the servers NSFW instead of using it for it's purpose.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on November 13, 2016, 11:07:52 pm
speaking of discord servers I had to leave one that was supposed to be used to find groups for a game that turned into users putting a bunch of shit in the servers NSFW instead of using it for it's purpose.
A lot of discord are shit.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 13, 2016, 11:48:10 pm
I still just to just use Discord as an IM for the handful of friends that insist on it because they're derps.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 14, 2016, 07:25:48 am
Did a 16 game giveaway on reddit, to enter you had to write a story and pick which game you wanted.

Wasn't expecting to have to read through over 150 stories, a couple of them were super long too.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 14, 2016, 02:19:14 pm
Did a 16 game giveaway on reddit, to enter you had to write a story and pick which game you wanted.

Wasn't expecting to have to read through over 150 stories, a couple of them were super long too.
you always get blokes like me who'll write you a four or five page story because fuck it, lets at least put some effort into it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 14, 2016, 02:20:54 pm
I think I'd go the other way. Three or four paragraphs of good stuff, with the rest being gibberish, since when there's 150 of them, you likely aren't going to read it all the way through anyway.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on November 14, 2016, 04:01:43 pm
Did a 16 game giveaway on reddit, to enter you had to write a story and pick which game you wanted.

Wasn't expecting to have to read through over 150 stories, a couple of them were super long too.
Probably should have established a text limit to the stories.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 14, 2016, 06:13:10 pm
What were the stories about?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 14, 2016, 06:35:46 pm
I just noticed all the AMA's got bumped.
except mine
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 14, 2016, 06:44:18 pm
I just noticed all the AMA's got bumped.
except mine
Guess salt was an appropriate name! :p
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Flame on November 14, 2016, 08:45:27 pm
Hey flame, how's the cata forums. I haven't checked for a while...
Things have pretty much calmed down, but the only RP still running is The Adventures of Mosin, which is kept bumped by like three people. Marloss Man Reborn passed 100,000 kills yesterday.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 15, 2016, 01:52:10 am
The only really active thread I see if the one griping about all the realism. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 15, 2016, 03:42:37 am
First Rhodri reappears and then goes missing again and then Flame just turns up
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 15, 2016, 05:16:31 am
First Rhodri reappears and then goes missing again and then Flame just turns up
My conspiracy senses are tingling, wait no that's just a regular headache, I think.
Have we ever seen them in the same room? They might be the same person.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 15, 2016, 05:38:05 am
First Rhodri reappears and then goes missing again and then Flame just turns up
My conspiracy senses are tingling, wait no that's just a regular headache, I think.
Have we ever seen them in the same room? They might be the same person.
You two are at it again...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 15, 2016, 11:52:06 am
Caconym is always at it. Blame the tinfoil hat, it acts as a receiver and turns a regular lunatic into the fun kind. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 15, 2016, 01:58:34 pm
Caconym is always at it. Blame the tinfoil hat, it acts as a receiver and turns a regular lunatic into the fun kind. o3o
You're just trying to get him to take off the tinfoil shielding aren't you?
I know your game, you reptilian bastard.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 15, 2016, 03:18:23 pm
Boo, durgons are not reptiles. o3o

Though realistically yeah, they'd affect reception of electromagnetic signals, but in an undesirable way. Caconym needs some kinda cat-shaped tinfoil faraday suit.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 15, 2016, 03:32:50 pm
Yes, durgons are not reptiles. they are fish.
Spoiler (hover to show)

For the most part, dragons are reptiles. The Europian dragon is a creature with four legs and a pair of wings. They also have the intelligence of an animal. The Asian dragon is a serpentine reptile with four legs and no wings and are very intelligent. The word "dragon" comes from the greek "drakon" which meant something like "water serpent."

The dragons in skyrim are technically intelligent wyverns with no stingers.

and technically "lich" is just the german word for a corpse, slightly misspelled. Lot's of dragon myths and legends, only one "lich" myth/legend.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 15, 2016, 03:40:44 pm
Though a fire-breathing variant probably would count as endothermic if whatever makes fire breath work is also used in temperature regulation. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 15, 2016, 03:56:27 pm
I think they do? but I might be playing too much monster hunter. Unless you were talking about dragons, liches, or durgons. In which case I'd say "I think it's part of the original myth?", "Only for attention whore-liches who like special effects.", and "A fire breathing fish, that would be really good. If you know how to make that happen, I'll put you on my payroll to get them created and distributed across the worlds oceans."

Also, when "breathing clean air" involves shoving your face into an old dog blanket, you know there is a serious funk in the air.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 15, 2016, 08:16:49 pm
So I'll be out of state starting sometime thursday and I'll be back late sunday, so I won't be active at all during that period.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 15, 2016, 08:28:52 pm
Though a fire-breathing variant probably would count as endothermic if whatever makes fire breath work is also used in temperature regulation. :V
Or a large flying lizard with fire magic.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 16, 2016, 01:12:39 am
How about this thought for the day:

If you have sex with one of the freddy fazbear animatronics, is it still pedophilia and/or necrophilia on top of the fact that you are fucking a machine?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 16, 2016, 02:08:40 am
Doubt it, unless you consider the age of it's parts as its actual age but that that'd have unfortunate implications for actual sex bots.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 16, 2016, 02:13:44 am
Doubt it, unless you consider the age of it's parts as its actual age but that that'd have unfortunate implications for actual sex bots.

You know what's weird? I don't really give a fuck about the FNAF series and I still know why Salt's suggesting it might be pedophilia and necrophilia. >.o

Creepypasta shit right there.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 16, 2016, 02:55:38 am
How about this thought for the day:

If you have sex with one of the freddy fazbear animatronics, is it still pedophilia and/or necrophilia on top of the fact that you are fucking a machine?

I'd go with no, since if yes, then having sex with a cannibal would also make you a necrophilic pedo.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 16, 2016, 05:56:30 am
Doubt it, unless you consider the age of it's parts as its actual age but that that'd have unfortunate implications for actual sex bots.

You know what's weird? I don't really give a fuck about the FNAF series and I still know why Salt's suggesting it might be pedophilia and necrophilia. >.o

Creepypasta shit right there.
Of course YOU would know, being perv dragon and all.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 16, 2016, 07:55:46 am
Doubt it, unless you consider the age of it's parts as its actual age but that that'd have unfortunate implications for actual sex bots.

You know what's weird? I don't really give a fuck about the FNAF series and I still know why Salt's suggesting it might be pedophilia and necrophilia. >.o

Creepypasta shit right there.
Of course YOU would know, being perv dragon and all.
I also know...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 16, 2016, 08:46:55 am
Doubt it, unless you consider the age of it's parts as its actual age but that that'd have unfortunate implications for actual sex bots.

You know what's weird? I don't really give a fuck about the FNAF series and I still know why Salt's suggesting it might be pedophilia and necrophilia. >.o

Creepypasta shit right there.
Of course YOU would know, being perv dragon and all.
I also know...
Which is the kind of thing lurker would know...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 16, 2016, 12:31:41 pm
Of course YOU would know, being perv dragon and all.
I also know...

Noctifier conformed for perv youkai.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 16, 2016, 06:18:46 pm
Noctifier conformed for perv youkai.
It's not like that!!!

Which is the kind of thing lurker would know...
I'll be quiet then...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 16, 2016, 06:41:57 pm
Which is the kind of thing lurker would know...
I'll be quiet then...
So...your going to lurk then?  ;D
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 16, 2016, 06:45:15 pm
By the power vested in me, I grant the youkai the ability to be a vocal lurker. GO FORTH YOUKAI! GO FORTH AND SPEAK FROM THE DARKNESS IN WHICH YOU LURK!!!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 16, 2016, 07:05:29 pm
But...but..I post and stuff, I am active...I am not (a) lurker...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 16, 2016, 08:41:31 pm
But...but..I post and stuff, I am active...I am not (a) lurker...

Clearly you lurk under Caconym's bed, not on the forum. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 16, 2016, 10:49:48 pm
But...but..I post and stuff, I am active...I am not (a) lurker...

Clearly you lurk under Caconym's bed, not on the forum. D:
Don't give more ideas to the cat!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 17, 2016, 07:28:55 am
But...but..I post and stuff, I am active...I am not (a) lurker...
That seems like the kind of thing a lurker would say
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 17, 2016, 07:47:46 am
What am I supposed to day then?!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 17, 2016, 08:04:52 am
Hey I found a picture of lurker Noctifer Lurkifer

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 17, 2016, 11:58:38 am
Don't give more ideas to the cat!!!

Ideas like you lurking in bed, not under it? o3o

Hey I found a picture of lurker Noctifer Lurkifer

Spoiler (hover to show)

We're talking about the Noctifer under your bed, not the monster under your bed.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 17, 2016, 12:22:14 pm
Don't give more ideas to the cat!!!

Ideas like you lurking in bed, not under it? o3o

Hey I found a picture of lurker Noctifer Lurkifer

Spoiler (hover to show)

We're talking about the Noctifer under your bed, not the monster under your bed.
There's a difference now?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 17, 2016, 03:30:48 pm
Caconym you goddamn racist, of course there's a difference.
The picture you posted is clearly a giraffe, Lurkifer is some sort of horrific abomination. I know they look similar but there IS a difference.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 17, 2016, 06:26:56 pm
Ideas like you lurking in bed, not under it? o3o
What is that supposed to mean?!

Caconym you goddamn racist, of course there's a difference.
The picture you posted is clearly a giraffe, Lurkifer is some sort of horrific abomination. I know they look similar but there IS a difference.
Yeah, get it right!...still not (a) lurker...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 17, 2016, 07:12:34 pm
Caconym confirmed for gringogato.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 18, 2016, 12:03:05 am
punching the fruit of bowls. The pen obelisks in the time of coffees and malcontent shrinks at shrimp time.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 18, 2016, 02:55:00 am
punching the fruit of bowls. The pen obelisks in the time of coffees and malcontent shrinks at shrimp time.

æQue carajo?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 18, 2016, 02:13:12 pm
Setting up a twitch channel, twitter and gmail in preperation for some streaming once I've got my new rig built and some utter dickbag already has SiegeLion on all them.
I'd make the bastard drink a really weak cup of tea if I could.

On a side note, I'm gonna start streaming around March, since I'm delaying my build so I can get some extra stuff all at once.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 18, 2016, 02:25:49 pm
Setting up a twitch channel, twitter and gmail in preperation for some streaming once I've got my new rig built and some utter dickbag already has SiegeLion on all them.
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This only further proves your a cylon, one of your copies is already doing shit before you.

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I'd make the bastard drink a really weak cup of tea if I could.
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Pretty sure that is against the Geneva convention.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 18, 2016, 02:34:02 pm

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I'd make the bastard drink a really weak cup of tea if I could.
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Pretty sure that is against the Geneva convention.
Ghandi would probably be fine with it though
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 18, 2016, 02:39:23 pm

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I'd make the bastard drink a really weak cup of tea if I could.
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Pretty sure that is against the Geneva convention.
Ghandi would probably be fine with it though
Doubt Ghandi would approve as its not nuking shit.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 18, 2016, 02:51:04 pm

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I'd make the bastard drink a really weak cup of tea if I could.
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Pretty sure that is against the Geneva convention.
Ghandi would probably be fine with it though
Doubt Ghandi would approve as its not nuking shit.
Actually yeah, nevermind. A weak cup of tea is the kind of thing Ghandi would nuke you for.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 18, 2016, 06:11:22 pm
I just got done with my training for my job as a car and I was told, and I quote, "lacking in the empathy department" I have for the longest time had a fear and insecurity that I might have antisocial tendencies or worse and this surely did not help...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 18, 2016, 06:18:06 pm
My car is selfish as fuck. Just keeps demanding I give it gas and change it's oil and stuff.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 18, 2016, 06:18:35 pm
I just got done with my training for my job as a car

...you sure your lack of axles wouldn't be a bigger hindrance? <3
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 18, 2016, 07:01:16 pm
I just got done with my training for my job as a car and I was told, and I quote, "lacking in the empathy department" I have for the longest time had a fear and insecurity that I might have antisocial tendencies or worse and this surely did not help...
But then surely you don't care given your lack of empathy...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 18, 2016, 08:06:39 pm
Non-empathy =/= nihilism
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 18, 2016, 08:08:01 pm
Why do cars need empathy?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 18, 2016, 08:57:26 pm
And now the joke is old. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 18, 2016, 09:05:08 pm
Why do cars need empathy?
So they can understand the trouble and tribulations of other vehicles thus being better in the road and having less accidents, but they first need to be self driving.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 18, 2016, 11:01:10 pm
In the context of employment, *what* is a car?

Also, why do the LFL girls still run like girls?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 19, 2016, 01:42:18 am
Blargh. Fuck this drunken weather here. Hot in the day, cold at night, and today's mostly just been windy.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 19, 2016, 01:51:58 am
My power went out, so there.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 19, 2016, 02:20:13 am
I decided to start a new touhoumon game file, this time Another World. The grinding is killing me. At least my starter has pickup and I can sell the stuff to buy potions.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 19, 2016, 07:15:14 am
I got to sleep in a bed by myself last night and having so much room to move around was fucking wonderful, not getting elbowed in the ribs was pretty nice too.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 19, 2016, 11:45:56 am
I sleep on a couch since my mattress had holes half the size of the mattress itself and the aluminum bed frame cracked...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 19, 2016, 12:40:15 pm
Eh. Mine's a futon with a mattress on it. The futon thing was cheaper than a proper bed, but so awkward to sleep on (because Target can't design furniture worth shit) that it would've been better to start with getting a bed, after the cost of slapping a mattress on it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 19, 2016, 12:49:05 pm
I really do need to buy a new bed, but Jesus they're expensive. I mean I could get a cheap one but it'd likely be worse than what I've got now and I feel like beds are something you should spend a fair bit on, since a good bed is pretty important.
Though that reminds me I've also got to find a good office chair that isn't going to make me regret sitting down but every fucking decent looking chair that costs less than £1000 is apparently shit, unless I can find a cheap Steelcase Leap somewhere.
Why the fuck are good office chairs so fucking unreasonably expensive.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 19, 2016, 01:33:23 pm
Weird. I have a decent chair that wasn't too overpriced at least, forgot how much it was. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 19, 2016, 02:01:56 pm
I just use lawn chairs for all my chair needs.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 19, 2016, 02:58:27 pm
A mattress is a good investment.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 19, 2016, 03:23:28 pm
A mattress is a good investment.
Furniture in general.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 20, 2016, 10:32:16 am
Yeah, good furniture can outlive you if it's not treated like shit, cheap furniture just seems to slowly fall apart no matter what.
Unfortunately I barely have money for cheap furniture at the moment and I've finally got to that age where buying furniture seems far less boring than it used to.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 20, 2016, 01:56:43 pm
I use lawn chairs as tables as well so I guess I still haven't reach the furniture hunter stage.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 20, 2016, 04:04:04 pm
chairs for any chair need, including table chairs!

Also, I'm back
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 20, 2016, 04:18:01 pm
What, not ye olde milk crate? o3o

And welcome back, for once you weren't attracted here by weirdness.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 20, 2016, 04:43:43 pm
What, not ye olde milk crate? o3o
They break too easily.

And welcome back, for once you weren't attracted here by weirdness.
Indeed! Welcome back!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 20, 2016, 04:46:16 pm
I've actually never tried milk crate furniture. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 20, 2016, 05:39:58 pm
Quick, someone say something weird before he leaves again!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 20, 2016, 05:41:41 pm
Quick, someone say something weird before he leaves again!
Something Weird before he leaves again (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LiteralMinded)

Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 20, 2016, 05:42:59 pm
Quick, someone say something weird before he leaves again!
Something Weird before he leaves again (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LiteralMinded)


you got a giggle out of me with that, and given what I've gotten back from that was nice.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 20, 2016, 06:36:14 pm
Here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga5JrN9DrVI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga5JrN9DrVI)

Hardtack tastes like mothballs and old library books? Eh, eat it anyway.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 20, 2016, 07:17:24 pm
Soften it up a bit and hardtack is always edible, don't mind the insects in it, they just add protien.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 20, 2016, 08:26:54 pm
That one's old enough to outlive all the bugs in it.

So here's a thought. Mixing ground, dried beans or lentils to wheat flour before making hardtack. Wonder what that'd be like. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 20, 2016, 09:28:36 pm
Dried lentils don't actually have that long of a shelf life, hardtack on the otherhand is some sort of achronostic impossibility.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 20, 2016, 09:49:42 pm
Bugger. Not even if mixed into hardtack? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 20, 2016, 10:23:24 pm
Bugger. Not even if mixed into hardtack? :V
Not even. They would reduce the shelf life to somewhere in the region of "not very long."
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 20, 2016, 10:43:45 pm
How about dried-freezed-vacuum-sealed-hardtack with honey spread?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 21, 2016, 12:54:27 am
Bugger. Not even if mixed into hardtack? :V
Not even. They would reduce the shelf life to somewhere in the region of "not very long."

Butbutbut. This royally screws up an idea I had. D:

Granted, it still seems perfectly sensible if you want something that has more nutrition than hardtack alone. Question is whether it'll at least last longer than fresh, proper bread and cooked lentils would separately...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 21, 2016, 01:06:40 am
How about dried-freezed-vacuum-sealed-hardtack with honey spread?
Honey doesn't spoil, so you'd be fine. Unless you mean something like honey butter, in which case "eeh... maybe? Probably not."
Bugger. Not even if mixed into hardtack? :V
Not even. They would reduce the shelf life to somewhere in the region of "not very long."

Butbutbut. This royally screws up an idea I had. D:

Granted, it still seems perfectly sensible if you want something that has more nutrition than hardtack alone. Question is whether it'll at least last longer than fresh, proper bread and cooked lentils would separately...
It'll last longer than fresh bread, by awhile. I say "not very long," what should have said is "long enough to trick you into thinking it won't go bad." Hardtack lasts a long time because of what it's made out of. A lot of stuff that can mold if it's subject to moisture, but if it's kept in a nice dry place it will never go bad. Lentils on the other hand have a bunch more stuff in them that doesn't keep so well. They'd have to be dried, powdered, and mixed into the flour. If your going whole lentils, no. Powdered would be preferable.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 21, 2016, 01:21:33 am
They'd have to be dried, powdered, and mixed into the flour.

That's exactly what I was thinking. Basically like bean flour. Would be kinda dumb to put whole lentils, legumes, or beans in hardtack. >.o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 21, 2016, 01:57:38 am
The only way to be surely sure is to try it and see.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 21, 2016, 02:48:44 am
Tempting, though never really made my own hardtack. Was really more of a worldbuilding thing for some random stuff I was writing.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 21, 2016, 07:54:55 am
Hardtack with powdered lentils would probably last like 3-5 years, longer if sealed correctly, definitely long enough to make it feasible.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 21, 2016, 08:38:27 am
From furniture to hardtack quite the progression of topics.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on November 21, 2016, 10:57:01 am
Hard tack is one of the biggest contributing factors to becoming an 18th century British sailor.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on November 21, 2016, 10:59:44 am
From furniture to hardtack quite the progression of topics.
Hardtack is how you fix wobbly furniture you, jeez caconym.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 21, 2016, 11:36:23 am
From furniture to hardtack quite the progression of topics.
Hardtack is how you fix wobbly furniture you, jeez caconym.
That or hardtack is so hard you may as well be trying to eat the furniture.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 21, 2016, 11:58:57 am
Blame my randomly browsing derpy videos right at the time Vulnus was left with nothing weird to witness. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 21, 2016, 01:16:26 pm
Blame my randomly browsing derpy videos right at the time Vulnus was left with nothing weird to witness. o3o
Shoulda gone with sexualized hardtacks
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 21, 2016, 01:33:07 pm
...hmm. I wonder if a hardtack bra is a thing.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 21, 2016, 01:37:50 pm
google it and post results.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 21, 2016, 04:17:16 pm
That can't possibly end well.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 21, 2016, 05:30:36 pm
It ends fine. Did it myself, ended up with mixed pictures of hard tack and bras, but not in the same image and certainly not a bra made from hardtack. Or hardtack made from bras... oh also this basket.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSajI9qB5PTC1z7AYGhn8pcxZ5iuW62y71NWqjZga9Lwbbayz-8Ng)
edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 21, 2016, 05:58:51 pm
edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.
ಠ_ಠ
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 21, 2016, 07:54:15 pm
æQue carajo? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 21, 2016, 08:35:29 pm
edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.
Things to add to my "do not google" list...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 21, 2016, 08:55:56 pm
edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.
Things to add to my "do not google" list...
Another thing to add to your "do not google" list"gunt"
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 21, 2016, 09:12:33 pm
edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.
Things to add to my "do not google" list...
Another thing to add to your "do not google" list"gunt"
Noted...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 21, 2016, 11:22:29 pm
I said don't! NO NOCTIFER NOOOOoooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 21, 2016, 11:52:13 pm
I said I wouldn't...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 22, 2016, 12:57:38 am
I'm sure you've googled worse. 3:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 22, 2016, 02:10:30 am
edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.
Things to add to my "do not google" list...
Another thing to add to your "do not google" list"gunt"
Oh dear god the horror, the horror, it's burned onto my retinas forever now.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 22, 2016, 09:45:43 am
Tack Bras are a totally different thing though.

Also I'm going to Google gunt now

Edit: Well that was a bad move
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on November 22, 2016, 10:50:41 am
Tack Bras are a totally different thing though.

Also I'm going to Google gunt now

Edit: Well that was a bad move
See, I knew what that was ahead of time, I just didn't say anything cuz I like it when other people get scared
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 22, 2016, 12:12:13 pm
I'm not even sure what'll ensue if I do google that, but I sure as hell know I'm not. >.o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 22, 2016, 02:38:10 pm
...well I'm not googling any of that now, but google Jesus-O's.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 22, 2016, 02:55:39 pm
Rule 1 of Utterly Mad: Google none of the things.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 22, 2016, 04:32:00 pm
Rule 1 of Utterly Mad: Google ALL of the things.
FTFY

Also I Googled Jesus-O's, totally fucking worth it
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 23, 2016, 06:44:28 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/Kl3L5FD.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 23, 2016, 08:27:56 pm
^That would explain a lot...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 23, 2016, 08:31:33 pm
...que carajo?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 23, 2016, 08:32:53 pm
I just got a spectrum internet membership and now have 60mb internet for $45 a month!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 23, 2016, 09:34:20 pm
Don't advertise your affordable internet at us! WHO DO YOU WORK FOR! TELL ME! I WILL UNLOCK YOUR SECRETS!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 23, 2016, 09:43:36 pm
He'll totally do it, unlock all them secrets. He has...a skeleton key. *ba dum tish*
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 23, 2016, 09:49:59 pm
You will never unlock me!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 23, 2016, 09:51:48 pm
Noctifer confirmed for wearing a chastity belt.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 23, 2016, 11:11:16 pm
He'll totally do it, unlock all them secrets. He has...a skeleton key. *ba dum tish*
That is probably the best joke that's ever been made on this forum.
Our standards aren't exactly high.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 23, 2016, 11:32:18 pm
Noctifer confirmed for wearing a chastity belt.
I am not a sexual deviant!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 24, 2016, 01:04:18 am
Noctifer confirmed for wearing a chastity belt.
I am not a sexual deviant!
You need some of that chewing tobacco then. Oh wait, deviant? Sorry I thought you said sexual tyrannosaurus.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 01:06:27 am
That is probably the best joke that's ever been made on this forum.
Our standards aren't exactly high.

I am the pundragon, my puns just drag on and on.

I am not a sexual deviant!

Wouldn't wearing a chastity belt make you the opposite of a sexual deviant? Unless you're wearing a chastity belt and nothing else.

...winged soviet youkai chick in nothing but a chastity belt, not sure if want.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 24, 2016, 01:10:29 am
Speaking of google searches, the first thing you see when you google image search "sexual tyrannosaurus" is obviously predator stuff. The second thing is a picture of two T-rexes going at it with the caption "DID HOMOSEXUALITY KILL OFF THE DINOSAURS?" Which is hilarious. Surprisingly little sexual content, though there is a little. The best thing I found with that search was this:
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-kDl68_ryCXp17phEEp2SVqc_P0g34qzGAe70dr41U3uo8fZ3)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 01:58:34 am
I am assuming by "predator stuff" you mean assorted fetishes. :V

And what the derp. Not enough shygirl. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 24, 2016, 02:04:18 am
Wouldn't wearing a chastity belt make you the opposite of a sexual deviant?
*Mumble grumble* Guess you have point... *Mumble grumble*

Speaking of google searches, the first thing you see when you google image search "sexual tyrannosaurus" is obviously predator stuff.
This forum keeps adding to the do not google list!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 24, 2016, 02:09:14 am
No, actually. By predator stuff I meant memes with the picture of the character who said "sexual tyrannosaurus" with captions around it. Like this one:
(https://jsjammersmith.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/8e235d1f6c553b52c341185156f725a574644eafb9f0674820b8d762aad545fc.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 02:36:37 am
This forum keeps adding to the do not google list!

...here's another for you, and just for you: "karbo touhou"

Just to ruin your childhood. Or your teenagerhood. Or young-adulthood or whenever you become a Touhou fan.

EDIT: Funny thing is that the actual first result I got when doing that was SFW and not weird. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 24, 2016, 02:48:32 am
Touhou Vore?! Come on, you have to try harder than that!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 03:09:56 am
Pbbbt. Noctifer confirmed for voraphile apparently. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 24, 2016, 03:12:01 am
Pbbbt. Noctifer confirmed for voraphile apparently. o3o
I am just no longer shocked after the many a things touhou I have seen and read. My fetishes are pretty vanilla.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 03:18:46 am
Dangit, now I gotta actually put effort into ruining your childhood.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 24, 2016, 03:21:34 am
I'm a someone who you can't ruin their childhood, I like finding stuff that "ruins" childhood and just relish in it, the purer the subject, the better.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 03:24:36 am
Heresy. I will find your weakness. With is likely the ability to dodge danmaku via the Z axis. 3:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 24, 2016, 03:26:56 am
What is this z-axis you speak of?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 03:36:29 am
Yesss. Taste the third dimension, you poor foooool. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 24, 2016, 03:41:00 am
I have no idea what you are taking about ~ <3
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 03:51:45 am
Butbutbut. ;____;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 24, 2016, 03:54:30 am
Try again? [ 1 credit to continue ]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 24, 2016, 10:11:35 am
Try again? [ 1 credit to continue ]
Santa isn't real.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 24, 2016, 11:57:16 am
I know, He was killed in Nam by a snake pit he mistook for a chimney.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 12:35:20 pm
Bad youkai, no present for you. 3:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 24, 2016, 12:56:23 pm
Santa isn't dead. He's in prison. It was after a long night of going over his naughty/nice list and he decided he wanted to relax a bit, so he shot up a line of tinsel and called up Jack Frost to send over two of his best ladies. Santa likes Jacks girls best because they really know how to "nip at your nose" if you know what I mean. Anyways, the next day Santa woke up with two dead hookers in his bed, two kilos of ginger bread on his coffee table, and the cops pounding on his door.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 01:02:47 pm
Now you've got me trying to segue this into a reference to some dumb movie , but all I can come up with is a dreidel refusing to stop spinning, followed by that Inception *bweooow* noise.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 24, 2016, 01:19:55 pm
a dreidel refusing to stop spinning, followed by that Inception *bweooow* noise.
and that's the most horrifying thing of all. A dreidel spinning forever and ever, never showing any of it's sides. Never settling, always threatening to reveal mans unavoidable fate but never stopping. Oh dreidel, what is your impossible geometries? Share with us your secrets, tiny jewish top.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 24, 2016, 01:42:27 pm
Britains banning more porn (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/porn-sex-acts-banned-government-restrictions-full-list-fisting-periods-urine-public-a7433931.html) at this rate porn will become an item you smuggle into the UK and sell on the black market like drugs.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 01:46:54 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeqW3uG-rbQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeqW3uG-rbQ)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 24, 2016, 01:51:37 pm
Britains banning more porn (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/porn-sex-acts-banned-government-restrictions-full-list-fisting-periods-urine-public-a7433931.html) at this rate porn will become an item you smuggle into the UK and sell on the black market like drugs.
Honestly I'm fucking furious over this, our government is beginning to become too fucking controlling and involved in our personal lives.
They've just passed a law requiring ISPs to keep our browser history stored for at least a year. It's utter fucking bullshit that won't help protect anyone and will just drive up the price of Internet as ISPs charge us to pay for the storage required to keep the mass amounts of information from all of their customers.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 01:53:18 pm
Britains banning more porn (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/porn-sex-acts-banned-government-restrictions-full-list-fisting-periods-urine-public-a7433931.html) at this rate porn will become an item you smuggle into the UK and sell on the black market like drugs.
Honestly I'm fucking furious over this, our government is beginning to become too fucking controlling and involved in our personal lives.
They've just passed a law requiring ISPs to keep our browser history stored for at least a year. It's utter fucking bullshit that won't help protect anyone and will just drive up the price of Internet as ISPs charge us to pay for the storage required to keep the mass amounts of information from all of their customers.

Does this mean if I start posting furry stuff on here, Six gets arrested? 3:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 24, 2016, 01:55:44 pm
Britains banning more porn (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/porn-sex-acts-banned-government-restrictions-full-list-fisting-periods-urine-public-a7433931.html) at this rate porn will become an item you smuggle into the UK and sell on the black market like drugs.
Honestly I'm fucking furious over this, our government is beginning to become too fucking controlling and involved in our personal lives.
They've just passed a law requiring ISPs to keep our browser history stored for at least a year. It's utter fucking bullshit that won't help protect anyone and will just drive up the price of Internet as ISPs charge us to pay for the storage required to keep the mass amounts of information from all of their customers.

Does this mean if I start posting furry stuff on here, Six gets arrested? 3:
No they're banning shit to do with human porn, not furry porn.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 02:00:53 pm
Huehuehue. I clearly need to find that "sit on my face" Monty Python song.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 24, 2016, 03:07:45 pm
>store browser history

even .onion links...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 24, 2016, 03:17:35 pm
Actually it'd be illegal for the forum host to allow me to view certain types of porn, they'd get fined.
Obviously you realise how stupid that is.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 04:04:13 pm
Derp. But what if the forum host is in some country that gives zero fucks about porn, in legal terms? >.o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 24, 2016, 04:19:16 pm
That reminds me of... (Low impact NSFW content incoming! count: 1 pair of roughly drawn breasts, 1 tiny, rough, undetailed penis in a background image)
Spoiler (hover to show)
It's prolly not safe for six now either. NSFS content? Someday they will probably ban videos of fully clothed men making generic thrusting movements in the general direction of women across the room wearing heavy winter clothes. It will be banned from viewing because the porn director forgot to have the woman wear ear muffs and a wool cap and so the video will be deemed too "sexually deviant" for the public.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 06:14:00 pm
Ah Oglaf, the derpiest of things.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 24, 2016, 06:21:59 pm
>store browser history

even .onion links...

That was actually my first thought too.

Though looking at porn there probably already makes the overlords suspicious for completely different reasons.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 24, 2016, 08:25:12 pm
>store browser history

even .onion links...

That was actually my first thought too.

Though looking at porn there probably already makes the overlords suspicious for completely different reasons.
Good point, probably in some watchlist.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 24, 2016, 09:14:26 pm
http://imgur.com/a/oLyjT

I've been voting on the steam awards. Hope the Stardrive series wins this one.
The categories suck. The only one I can really make a definitive choice on is "test of time" or whatever it was (doom.) The rest are just stupid. The others are:

 "I'm not crying, there's something in my eye."
There are no games I have any feels about on steam. The only "feels" I've had for a game were the end of red dead redemption (the feel of witnessing a noble and triumphant sacrifice) and animal crossing new leaf (real feels bro.) The last game I played that demanded "feels" from me was LISA, and while I did enjoy that game, I didn't really feel any feels I was told I would feel. It's a nice game, but not depressing. Like "The Road," you'd have to be soft in the heart or have some faith in humanity feel anything from it.

"Just 5 more minutes."
I guess Civ5 would get this one, but I don't have a job, so everything is "just 5 more minutes." Btw, if you don't have the Civ5 bundle, now is a good time to get it. It's 83 cents.

"Whooooaaa, dude."
This one is for the most "mind blowing" game. I havn't had my mind "blown" in quiet awhile. The last thing to do that was the movie "Book of Eli" which I saw in the theater. To have your mind blown, you need to experience something amazing or unexpected. Games and movies are all built aroun established story tropes these days, so nothing in them that happens is usually unexpected. There is Doom 2016 though, but I don't own it. (I've tried it though, but you shouldn't vote on things you don't own.) Doom 2016 is unexpected in that it's fantastic in this day and age of horse shit and amazing in that it's fantastic in this day and age of horse shit. It doesn't blow my mind though. It's great, but my brain isn't currently undergoing violent orgasm from the experience.

"Villian who needs a hug."
That's fucking dumb, but "Spooky's house of jumpscares" will probably win that one. Oh sorry, "Spooky's house of jumpscares jumpscare mansion." Fucking lawsuit happy assholes. Not the devs of the game, the shitheads who insisted they change the title.

"Game within a Game"
I could do that one actually. The only contender is "Tabletop Simulator" which is literally all the board games in video game form.

"I thought this was cool before it won an award."
If you think a game needs to win awards to be cool and that somehow liking it before it had the award somehow sets you apart, then you can fuck off the edge of my dick you hipster shit.

"The best use of a farm animal."
This is rather specific isn't it? As if the winner has been predetermined by someone, or perhaps someone over at steam wants to give "Stardew Valley" an award but couldn't think of another way to do it.

"We didn't think of everything"
A fancy name for the write in category. I'm going to write in "butter toasted genitals." Just in case you think I'm lying though...
(http://i.imgur.com/9mWYsjq.png)
Hinterland is an alright game, but it's a bit on the obscure side. Probably won't receive a nomination for anything else.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 24, 2016, 09:32:10 pm
Meanwhile, Total Tank Simulator got an update. It. Is. sexy.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 24, 2016, 10:35:31 pm
Where is the technitian who is to install my internet?!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 25, 2016, 12:05:37 am
Got stuck in the series of tubes?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 25, 2016, 12:16:54 am
They were supposed to.install it yesterday...  :'(
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 25, 2016, 09:50:30 am
Interestingly the porn ban law is worded as "non-conventional sex acts" which does basically mean "I don't understand this and it scares me so I'm making it illegal for everyone else, you can only do things I deem acceptable"
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 25, 2016, 01:16:40 pm
You guys clearly didn't evict the Puritans hard enough in the old days. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 25, 2016, 01:31:42 pm
Clearly with the porn ban and storing of browser history, the Brit gov wants to keep the good shit to themselves and out of the hands of the plebs.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 25, 2016, 01:36:34 pm
And therefore, we must flood their inbox with weird fetishes in protest.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 25, 2016, 01:48:40 pm
One look at Dragon's internet history would drive them to insanity, starting blood rituals in order to "Appease the Dragon"
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on November 25, 2016, 01:59:46 pm
TBH I think a look at anyone's search history would drive the British government to insanity.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 25, 2016, 02:02:37 pm
One look at Dragon's internet history would drive them to insanity, starting blood rituals in order to "Appease the Dragon"

Pbbt, more reason why I set Firefox to not save my browser history. o3o

TBH I think a look at anyone's search history would drive the British government to insanity.

Proof that Smolcamera is looking up hardcode porn.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 25, 2016, 02:10:13 pm
One look at Dragon's internet history would drive them to insanity, starting blood rituals in order to "Appease the Dragon"

Pbbt, more reason why I set Firefox to not save my browser history. o3o
.
But your ISP knows, it's only a matter of time until they gaze upon your browsing history and start the blood rituals in your name.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 25, 2016, 03:49:28 pm
Stahp, I'm trying to forget about that. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 25, 2016, 05:59:45 pm
http://imgur.com/a/oLyjT

I've been voting on the steam awards. Hope the Stardrive series wins this one.
The categories suck. The only one I can really make a definitive choice on is "test of time" or whatever it was (doom.) The rest are just stupid. The others are:

 "I'm not crying, there's something in my eye."
There are no games I have any feels about on steam. The only "feels" I've had for a game were the end of red dead redemption (the feel of witnessing a noble and triumphant sacrifice) and animal crossing new leaf (real feels bro.) The last game I played that demanded "feels" from me was LISA, and while I did enjoy that game, I didn't really feel any feels I was told I would feel. It's a nice game, but not depressing. Like "The Road," you'd have to be soft in the heart or have some faith in humanity feel anything from it.

"Just 5 more minutes."
I guess Civ5 would get this one, but I don't have a job, so everything is "just 5 more minutes." Btw, if you don't have the Civ5 bundle, now is a good time to get it. It's 83 cents.

"Whooooaaa, dude."
This one is for the most "mind blowing" game. I havn't had my mind "blown" in quiet awhile. The last thing to do that was the movie "Book of Eli" which I saw in the theater. To have your mind blown, you need to experience something amazing or unexpected. Games and movies are all built aroun established story tropes these days, so nothing in them that happens is usually unexpected. There is Doom 2016 though, but I don't own it. (I've tried it though, but you shouldn't vote on things you don't own.) Doom 2016 is unexpected in that it's fantastic in this day and age of horse shit and amazing in that it's fantastic in this day and age of horse shit. It doesn't blow my mind though. It's great, but my brain isn't currently undergoing violent orgasm from the experience.

"Villian who needs a hug."
That's fucking dumb, but "Spooky's house of jumpscares" will probably win that one. Oh sorry, "Spooky's house of jumpscares jumpscare mansion." Fucking lawsuit happy assholes. Not the devs of the game, the shitheads who insisted they change the title.

"Game within a Game"
I could do that one actually. The only contender is "Tabletop Simulator" which is literally all the board games in video game form.

"I thought this was cool before it won an award."
If you think a game needs to win awards to be cool and that somehow liking it before it had the award somehow sets you apart, then you can fuck off the edge of my dick you hipster shit.

"The best use of a farm animal."
This is rather specific isn't it? As if the winner has been predetermined by someone, or perhaps someone over at steam wants to give "Stardew Valley" an award but couldn't think of another way to do it.

"We didn't think of everything"
A fancy name for the write in category. I'm going to write in "butter toasted genitals." Just in case you think I'm lying though...
(http://i.imgur.com/9mWYsjq.png)
Hinterland is an alright game, but it's a bit on the obscure side. Probably won't receive a nomination for anything else.

I mostly agree.

I wrote in "Most Abandonded Games In A Series" for Stardrive, voted silent storm for "withstood the test of time" (mount and blade being a close second), and voted "I thought this game was cool" for... Age of Decadence or USC, I think, simply because they would be huge (and deserve to be) if more people knew about them, not because I'm a hipster or it matters that I liked them first.

For the most part though, the categories are crap.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on November 25, 2016, 06:03:28 pm
I voted Insurgency for "Best use of a Farm Animal".
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 25, 2016, 06:34:03 pm
I voted Insurgency for "Best use of a Farm Animal".
there are farm animals in Insurgency?

Also I haven't voted on any of it after looking at a couple of awards and thinking they were complete bullshit
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 25, 2016, 06:35:07 pm
I vote Total Tank Simulator instead. 3:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 25, 2016, 07:43:42 pm
Best use of a farm animal should go to goat simulator every year.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on November 25, 2016, 08:32:20 pm
Not hotline miami?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 25, 2016, 09:03:25 pm
Nope, play TTS like a real man.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 25, 2016, 09:07:13 pm
Welsh Dragon Balance Breaker!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 25, 2016, 09:35:10 pm
But I'm not Welsh. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 25, 2016, 10:03:28 pm
BoostBoostBoostBOOSTBOOSTBBBBOOOOOSSSSTTTTOOOOO!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 25, 2016, 10:09:07 pm
Noctifer is high as fuck right now.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 25, 2016, 10:18:40 pm
I who shall awaken! I laught at the infinite and mock the dream!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 25, 2016, 10:37:32 pm
The power of danmaku compels you! D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 25, 2016, 10:48:07 pm
No matter the times you choose the path to ruin!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 25, 2016, 10:56:19 pm
Clearly I must post Rule 34 of Touhous to snap you out of it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 25, 2016, 11:06:23 pm
*stares disapprovingly at Random_Dragon*
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 25, 2016, 11:08:02 pm
*stares disapprovingly at Random_Dragon*

...por que? ;_____;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 25, 2016, 11:09:47 pm
*stares disapprovingly at Random_Dragon*

...por que? ;_____;
I'm joking, you know about the whole 'I need to post rule 34' bit.
EDIT: And yes I get that was a joke as well.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 25, 2016, 11:15:47 pm
Huehuehue. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 26, 2016, 12:09:01 am
Best use of a farm animal should go to goat simulator every year.
There is so much wrong with that "game." Did I say "game?" I meant "Ham-fisted social pandering for the sake of milking money from classless hipster fucks." Started as a thing thrown together to raise money for a real game, ended as an excuse to sell DLC with idiotic messages about politics and the state of the games industry. It became about the circle jerk. One big circle jerk with a goat in the middle.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 26, 2016, 03:46:48 am
Best use of a farm animal should go to goat simulator every year.
There is so much wrong with that "game." Did I say "game?" I meant "Ham-fisted social pandering for the sake of milking money from classless hipster fucks." Started as a thing thrown together to raise money for a real game, ended as an excuse to sell DLC with idiotic messages about politics and the state of the games industry. It became about the circle jerk. One big circle jerk with a goat in the middle.
It still is the best use of a farm animal in steam.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 26, 2016, 03:52:57 am
Only because Steam doesn't have a good game about shooting farm animals out of a catapult at people and buildings.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 26, 2016, 04:02:20 am
It is the best use of a farm animal in the same way a church is the best scam in the u-s-of-a.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 26, 2016, 12:38:09 pm
It is the best use of a farm animal in the same way a church is the best scam in the u-s-of-a.
As a religious person, fuck off. as someone who hates the big mega churches on TV...he has a point.
EDIT: because humor doesn't come over text easily, I'm joking. I'm still religious but I'm joking.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on November 26, 2016, 12:45:47 pm
I mean, a good game that has a good use for farm animals is hotline miami
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 26, 2016, 12:52:21 pm
Well, I'm...not in a good mood today.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 26, 2016, 01:21:30 pm
Still no sign of the damn technitian today...someone is getting stabbed today...probably me but still!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 26, 2016, 01:34:32 pm
Still no sign of the damn technitian today...someone is getting stabbed today...probably me but still!!!
You might not want to stab the technician when he eventually arrives.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 26, 2016, 01:37:15 pm
Still no sign of the damn technitian today...someone is getting stabbed today...probably me but still!!!
You might not want to stab the technician when he eventually arrives.
.....
*Sheaths knife*
Fine!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 26, 2016, 01:43:21 pm
Pbbbt. Discovered internet was suspended by mistake this morning. Idiots.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 26, 2016, 01:44:52 pm
I am running low on antiseptics...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 26, 2016, 01:47:12 pm
Please stop cutting yourself. It's going to become contagious.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 26, 2016, 02:03:08 pm
Please stop cutting yourself. It's going to become contagious.
You are not my boss!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 26, 2016, 02:12:50 pm
I oughta eat you for being a derp. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 26, 2016, 02:48:04 pm
*Unsheaths knife* bring it!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 26, 2016, 03:00:53 pm
What kinda self-respecting youkai uses a knife and not danmaku? <3
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 26, 2016, 03:29:20 pm
One who intends to break the hakurei spell card rules and use lethal force.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 26, 2016, 03:36:41 pm
I'm fairly certain getting eaten is also against the rules. You need to be looking at porn or something to distract from potatonet. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 26, 2016, 03:47:29 pm
Youkai frequently eat humans so it is not against the rules.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 26, 2016, 04:08:31 pm
I have no idea what's even going on here
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 26, 2016, 04:10:15 pm
Noctifer is being a potato. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 26, 2016, 04:13:45 pm
And I am in potato famine ireland, halp!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 26, 2016, 07:02:56 pm
potato potato potato potato
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 26, 2016, 07:09:01 pm
https://youtu.be/efMHLkyb7ho
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 26, 2016, 07:39:03 pm
OhgodIevenhaveathingthatsayI'mbeingwatched. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 26, 2016, 07:55:15 pm
We're watching you very closely
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 26, 2016, 08:03:02 pm
Butbutbut. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 26, 2016, 08:07:20 pm
And you call ME the lurker!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 26, 2016, 08:40:02 pm
Potatoes have many eyes, which makes them very good at surveillance.
https://youtu.be/efMHLkyb7ho
I was waiting for that song to suddenly take a turn for the dark at the end. Where all the potatoes are suddenly being peeled and mashed or chopped up and are screaming in agony and death. It would have been appropriate.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 26, 2016, 09:55:12 pm
The gap hag also has many eyes...no expectations of privacy...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on November 27, 2016, 12:08:30 am
MER CRIMBIS ERYBDY. HPY HOLDIYZ. YEEEEEE
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 27, 2016, 12:11:14 am
It appears the festivities have begun
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 27, 2016, 12:17:28 am
Time to brace myself..
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 27, 2016, 02:24:44 am
Yay, I'm still...eh. In a funk due to things. Salty things.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 27, 2016, 02:42:31 am
Started playing fallout nv, lets see who it goes...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on November 27, 2016, 03:58:12 am
Yay, I'm still...eh. In a funk due to things. Salty things.

Don't let those guys get ya down. You're taking the high road and realistically, getting out of there before stuff really starts coming apart. I suggested you get out because at some point, you would have been scapegoated, and to people who don't know you a bit or pay attention to github, it was really easy for people to misrepresent things. Sincerely, I think it was not worth your time to keep caring.

Don't let the other guys who aren't even involved get ya down either. They're just dumb bandwagoners and there's enough of us that are with ya in spirit to keep them in place.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 27, 2016, 05:39:07 am
Can 2016 just go fuck itself already? (http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/ron-glass-dead-barney-miller-firefly-dies-1201927179/)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 27, 2016, 10:58:31 am
Castro also died, CIA been trying to kill him for like 70 years and all it took was fucking 2016.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 27, 2016, 11:29:15 am
Castro also died, CIA been trying to kill him for like 70 years and all it took was fucking 2016.

That's legit? Hasn't he allegedly died at least once this past decade?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 27, 2016, 12:19:22 pm
It seems pretty legit that he died.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 27, 2016, 12:23:35 pm
Welp. Could lead to the possibility of the next person to end up in charge being able to improve diplomatic relations between the US and Cuba...

...naaah. I bet a cookie president Duck just makes relations between the two countries worse.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 27, 2016, 12:37:49 pm
It depends on who he assigns to foreign relations as that person will call the shots.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 27, 2016, 12:42:21 pm
president Duck
I love this.
Castro also died, CIA been trying to kill him for like 70 years and all it took was fucking 2016.
He said he wouldn't die until america was destroyed*, 600+ assassination attempts failed, then he saw trump winning the election, said "good enough" and finally died.


Unsure if it was a thing Castro actually said or was made up for a joke.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 27, 2016, 03:59:38 pm
It depends on who he assigns to foreign relations as that person will call the shots.

Yep.
Also it looks like Wilson got the frog out again.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 27, 2016, 05:39:08 pm
Who let the frogs out?! Ribbit, RibbitRibbitRibbit!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Wheel-Son on November 27, 2016, 05:43:52 pm
But it's a festive frog with a festive hat
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 27, 2016, 05:48:49 pm
Christmas, bah humbug!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 27, 2016, 06:55:53 pm
Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa also bah humbug.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 27, 2016, 07:04:23 pm
But it's a festive frog with a festive hat
That makes it fine then
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 27, 2016, 08:11:35 pm
Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa also bah humbug.
No, you leave the winter solstice alone!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 27, 2016, 08:39:55 pm
Butbutbut I have the right to humbug as a pagan too. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 27, 2016, 08:44:45 pm
Nuuuuu! I have the right to hypocrisy!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 27, 2016, 08:48:33 pm
And you have the right to remain silent, because I have the right to put you in dragon jail for being a derp. 3:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 27, 2016, 10:50:46 pm
D...dragon jail?... *Imagine daily life in dragon jail* ...YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 27, 2016, 11:39:40 pm
Don't worry Noctifer, Dragon jail is for dragons! People like you and I can just walk between the bars and the traps are all too high up off the ground to actually hit us. Except the ones in the floor. All the security measures are for criminal dragons.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 28, 2016, 12:18:39 am
Yeah but I will be surronded by criminal dragons who won't hesitate to eat me...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 28, 2016, 12:41:45 am
And what if dragon jail is actually just a dragon? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 28, 2016, 01:12:01 am
0_0

You mean...I have to go...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 28, 2016, 01:28:14 am
It was inevitable. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 28, 2016, 03:29:21 am
You can't jail dragons inside other dragons. That would be both cruel and deviant.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 28, 2016, 03:44:46 am
But that's Dragon's fetish.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 28, 2016, 09:25:32 am
You can't jail dragons inside other dragons. That would be both cruel and deviant.
But that's Dragon's fetish.
Seems about right.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 28, 2016, 11:42:09 am
It's a jail made by dragons, for dragons, from dragons?

I swear, I never thought I'd get that sorta mileage out of that one Undertale reference.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 28, 2016, 08:25:33 pm
The true red dragon emperor got tired of your shit and became a jail!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 28, 2016, 08:41:31 pm
Huehuehue. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 28, 2016, 08:47:27 pm
Google, "Why is calliou bald?" Report back.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 28, 2016, 10:36:02 pm
I just know there's gonna be some dumb shit if I do that. Stop being derpyoukai and do the CDDA thing. 3:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 28, 2016, 10:38:14 pm
I can't...techinitan hasn't come and they said he is scheduled for Friday...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 28, 2016, 10:39:18 pm
;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on November 28, 2016, 11:34:11 pm
Back, sorry, the real life attacked and i kinda forgot to check the forums for a week or so. Sowwie.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 29, 2016, 12:18:09 am
Eh, it's good, I've been trying to find time to reboot the UMCW thing but I've been busy af

For anyone who wrote anything for it, it's being rebooted as a separate section of the forum, migrating your stuff over is fine because it'll have more or less a similar layout. None of the old stuff will get deleted it's just been moved down to the bottom of the main page.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 29, 2016, 12:52:32 am
Back, sorry, the real life attacked and i kinda forgot to check the forums for a week or so. Sowwie.

Welcome back, do a DF turn if you get time. <3
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on November 30, 2016, 01:58:28 am
Eh, it's good, I've been trying to find time to reboot the UMCW thing but I've been busy af

For anyone who wrote anything for it, it's being rebooted as a separate section of the forum, migrating your stuff over is fine because it'll have more or less a similar layout. None of the old stuff will get deleted it's just been moved down to the bottom of the main page.
I was gonna do that.
We mins really should communicate more.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Siege-Loli on November 30, 2016, 09:24:53 am
Though at some point after most stuff is migrated over, we should delete the older section.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 30, 2016, 12:29:23 pm
Eh, I figure it was polite to keep it there in case anyone came back to find their stuff deleted, but I was going to move it into a hidden archive, sort of like The Abyss.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 30, 2016, 03:33:03 pm
But then what if you're a nobb like me and can't find it? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on November 30, 2016, 04:06:13 pm
This confirms that the UK and the US are in some sort of contest for how dumb their politics are. (http://www.thejournal.ie/ukip-wales-motorway-3109404-Nov2016/?utm_source=shortlink)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 30, 2016, 06:27:58 pm
Saw UKIP mentioned, knew everything was about to be an utter joke.

I'm shocked and appalled at my own country for not laughing UKIP away, especially with how much of an utter pleb Nigel is.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on November 30, 2016, 06:37:06 pm
Eh, it's good, I've been trying to find time to reboot the UMCW thing but I've been busy af

For anyone who wrote anything for it, it's being rebooted as a separate section of the forum, migrating your stuff over is fine because it'll have more or less a similar layout. None of the old stuff will get deleted it's just been moved down to the bottom of the main page.
oh there's still interest in that? I thought everyone gave up on it, guess I'll work on more content for whenever we decide to get back to it after the reboot.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 30, 2016, 07:21:11 pm
It's set up, it's just not public yet to give people some time to write stuff for it, pull out stuff from their old ideas and also until I find the time to actually move some stuff over and rewrite some stuff.
Chances are it'll be up some time next week, likely Wednesday.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 30, 2016, 09:02:46 pm
I have no context of what is going on!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 30, 2016, 09:30:35 pm
I have no context of what is going on!

Six is hiding the shark porn section from us. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on November 30, 2016, 11:07:10 pm
I swear to god if anyone creates a race of sentient shark dicks I will ban you.
*Narrows eyes at Bubbadoo*
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 30, 2016, 11:12:08 pm
...kinky. :V

And I thought my vore jokes were bad enough.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 30, 2016, 11:23:41 pm
...kinky. :V

And I thought my vore jokes were bad enough.
You have not actully gone through with it so its alright I guess.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 01, 2016, 01:40:50 am
Don't tempt me. 3:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 01, 2016, 02:15:30 am
Don't tempt me. 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWULCfJ2PGA



I swear to god if anyone creates a race of sentient shark dicks I will ban you.
*Narrows eyes at Bubbadoo*
So, only shark dicks are a problem what if i was to say make a race of human dicks?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 01, 2016, 02:35:37 am
And what about sneks? :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 01, 2016, 03:28:22 am
I swear to god if anyone creates a race of sentient shark dicks I will ban you.
*Narrows eyes at Bubbadoo*
So, only shark dicks are a problem what if i was to say make a race of human dicks?
Those already exist, they're called Terrans
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Siege-Loli on December 01, 2016, 09:24:30 am
M'yes, hopefully there'll be no Mushroom People living in the crust of Earth with their OP shroom-steel.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 01, 2016, 01:12:23 pm
M'yes, hopefully there'll be no Mushroom People living in the crust of Earth with their OP shroom-steel.

And flashing their mycelium at us. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 01, 2016, 09:08:11 pm
So now that I wonder if I can find a dealer for prescription medication... I wanna get my hands on Tamiflu...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 02, 2016, 01:11:26 am
Tamiflu is for sissies. What you need is jenkum.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 02, 2016, 02:13:10 am
Just mainline chicken noodle soup.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 02, 2016, 05:00:06 am
What's that? Chicken noodle? Straight into your veins? Sounds legit!
alternatively...
Lemme just get the mirror out so you can shoot up a line of clam chowder, or maybe you wanna get the spoon and the lighter so you can freebase some french onion.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on December 02, 2016, 05:04:32 am
Personally I'd recommend getting an IV drip of Applesauce.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 02, 2016, 06:37:14 am
You're all weak af, inject hotsauce directly into your heart.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on December 02, 2016, 07:10:17 am
Inject cider into your eyeballs.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 02, 2016, 07:48:26 am
Your all weak try injecting liquid nitrogen into your veins. Or mercury either and/or both.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 02, 2016, 11:41:33 am
Your all weak try injecting liquid nitrogen into your veins. Or mercury either and/or both.

That is not a food for people. Caconym confirmed for robot.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 02, 2016, 12:13:24 pm
Your all weak try injecting liquid nitrogen into your veins. Or mercury either and/or both.

That is not a food for people. Caconym confirmed for robot.
Anything is food if your brave enough.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 02, 2016, 01:07:52 pm
Anyone is food if you're a dragon.

FTFW
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 02, 2016, 06:20:46 pm
Anything is a dildo if you're a dragon.

FTFY
FTFY
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 02, 2016, 06:38:17 pm
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/999/264/cfa.gif)

Dagnabit Fred.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 02, 2016, 06:38:26 pm
Anything is a dildo if you're a bad dragon.

FTFY
FTFY
FTFY
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 02, 2016, 06:44:06 pm
[Fixing Intensifies]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 02, 2016, 09:41:46 pm
Pulled apart one of my old monitors and ordered a Raspberry Pi Zero, going to buy a 3d printer soon too to make a case for it and make a little portable all in one PC, until then though I'm just gonna use it to stream movies to my TV
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 02, 2016, 09:48:01 pm
I HAVE INTERNETZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 02, 2016, 11:44:43 pm
I HAVE INTERNETZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now go do our DF fort game thing or you're going in dragon jail.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 02, 2016, 11:58:45 pm
I HAVE INTERNETZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now go do our DF fort game thing or you're going in dragon jail.
but...but...I can't dwarf or fortress....
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 03, 2016, 12:05:41 am
Yesss, you must dwarf and fortress. Or I'm saving the hot tub suite for you. 3:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 03, 2016, 12:40:21 am
Yesss, you must dwarf and fortress. Or I'm saving the hot tub suite for you. 3:
Its too complex to learn quickly...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 03, 2016, 12:41:30 am
Then get drunk before you play. Drunk Fortress makes everything better.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 03, 2016, 02:11:58 am
I am too young to buy alcohol and dislike it anyways...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 03, 2016, 02:56:52 am
Dude, you need to calm down on the dwarf fortress
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 03, 2016, 11:44:42 am
I'm already the last person to have taken a turn for both our DF game and our CDDA game. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 03, 2016, 12:58:17 pm
As I recall, Noctifer was going to grab the Cata once his net was fixed.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 03, 2016, 01:08:22 pm
Yesss. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 03, 2016, 01:53:11 pm
Let me just do some changes to my mod and I will take a turn.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 03, 2016, 01:59:41 pm
Will be good to see. <3
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 04, 2016, 08:47:17 pm
Why do they look at you like shit when you card them? It's the law motherfucker. Just because the old guy never asked to see your ID doesn't mean I'm gonna do the same.
I got a job at a gas station... I'm gonna keep doing it for as long as politely possible and then start looking for a different job. The owners are nice people, and the job isn't overly unpleasant, but there are things that bug the shit out of me that could compound over time to make the work unpleasant. Especially the EBT shit. No other store makes the cashier do the EBT for the customer. Normally, the cashier only has to activate the EBT card reader and then the customer does the rest. At this place, the customer isn't allowed to touch the EBT card reader except to type in their EBT code. It doesn't make sense. I'm not allowed to let them select which customer loyalty they want to use either. I have to hit the buttons for them. Not on the register computer, on the card readers. The stuff that the customers are usually supposed to do is taken completely out of their hands to make my job more complicated than it has to be. It's gonna be a launch pad job so I've got something to bring in a paycheck while I look for something better. Or at least something I want to do.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 04, 2016, 08:50:00 pm
Am I seriously the only one that doesn't act weird when I have to show a cashier my ID? Which is funny given I'm plenty weird. :V

Okay, if it's for random things I don't expect to require an ID like glue or something, then I'll find it a bit odd.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 05, 2016, 01:30:03 am
Yeah I get ID'd all the time and I don't get why you'd be bothered about it, it's not like the cashier is demanding to see your ID for no reason, it's likely store policy that they have to ID everyone who isn't obviously old enough to not get ID'd.
My best friend looks like he's in his late 20s and still gets ID'd for fucks sake, just because they have to.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 05, 2016, 01:36:53 am
Around here it's anyone that looks under 40, if I recall.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 05, 2016, 05:34:29 pm
Under 30, but yeah. I don't card anybody with grey in their beard/hair. Apparently the guy training me has trouble telling peoples approximate age though. He has a hard time spotting grey hair at a glance or something.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 05, 2016, 05:45:21 pm
Meanwhile, been mocking up some ideas for a character's armor design. Adapting stolen work and editing it is so much easier than using my drawn shit. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on December 05, 2016, 05:58:20 pm
*Happy shark noises*

Gots internet finally, so I may be heading on heeeere more.

I added a new Doom Gif to the sig in celebration.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 05, 2016, 06:04:37 pm
Sherk nuu stahp. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 05, 2016, 06:48:22 pm
Needs more doom gifs!


also inb4 sharkdicks
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 05, 2016, 06:59:01 pm
Shark dicks are inevitable. Instead, have a derp:

Spoiler due to image size, and Caconym being a teenager:
Spoiler (hover to show)

Um...ohgod the text is unreadable. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 05, 2016, 07:01:21 pm
Shark dicks are inevitable. Instead, have a derp:
Spoiler (hover to show)
Um...ohgod the text is unreadable. :V
That first one:
(https://media.giphy.com/media/FE2nQ6r9msuic/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on December 05, 2016, 07:04:15 pm
also inb4 sharkdicks
That is only on Discord, due to ease of uploading. :3
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 05, 2016, 07:07:42 pm
All this talk of dicks is making Caconym see them even in badly-edited armor. >.o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 05, 2016, 07:13:16 pm
Well it's more looking like just the tip of one rather than a whole one.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 05, 2016, 07:44:25 pm
Pointly out that it was edited from a typical fantasy-realm "contoured female armor" cuirass only makes that hilarious. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 05, 2016, 10:23:02 pm
The fact that the comment with caconym saying it only looks like the tip was labeled as informative amuses me a bit too much.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 05, 2016, 11:20:37 pm
And thus my only feedback shall be how dicklike a cuirass is. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 06, 2016, 12:04:59 am
.. / -.-. .- -. / - -.-- .--. . / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... .
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 06, 2016, 12:18:09 am
I oughta eat you. I hunger for feedback, but a youkai is fine too.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 06, 2016, 12:34:20 am
Why don't you eat a celestial instead? I hear eating one amplifies one's powers.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 06, 2016, 12:39:58 am
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/008/190/ren08.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 06, 2016, 01:01:13 am
(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/3e720f62520d3f11da025bfb02f537fc30f8f6bf0eac61260ebda04cbe5f0be1_3.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 06, 2016, 04:57:46 am
Wat?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on December 06, 2016, 05:58:49 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvaTAgkWy6c
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 06, 2016, 11:51:02 am
Stahp, you're making me miss the days when a Final Fantasy character's characterization was mostly just what class you picked for them. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on December 06, 2016, 02:08:37 pm
Changed my sig. Was requested less DooM Gifs. So I removed all, and just added one shark gif instead.

Never forgetti
(https://i.gyazo.com/ae70c89f66d937f79f9a1c9ce85ac729.gif)
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 06, 2016, 02:36:59 pm
Changed my sig. Was requested less Doom Gifs. So I removed all, and just added one shark gif instead.
Was requested less Doom Gifs.
less Doom Gifs.

D:<
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 06, 2016, 02:43:38 pm
Needs some Hexen and Strife while you're at it. 3:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 06, 2016, 02:45:55 pm
shoulda switched the doom gifs for just as many gifs of something else   :P
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 06, 2016, 02:46:55 pm
Needs moar acolyte. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on December 06, 2016, 02:50:39 pm
Needs some Hexen and Strife while you're at it. 3:
You forgot Heretic.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 06, 2016, 02:52:04 pm
You forgot Heretic.

Heretic still gets more love than Hexen and Strife though. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on December 06, 2016, 03:14:20 pm
You forgot Heretic.

Heretic still gets more love than Hexen and Strife though. ;w;

What about TNT and Plutonia? ;~;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 06, 2016, 03:24:13 pm
Those don't count because they're basically Doom 2 megawads. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on December 06, 2016, 03:34:06 pm
Well then, what about Hacx. ' <'
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 06, 2016, 03:37:25 pm
True, no one gives Hacx love. But Strife deserves more love because it did clever stuff. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 06, 2016, 03:40:32 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6l8MFdTaPE
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 06, 2016, 08:45:12 pm
Some bitch yelled at me at work for "breaking HIPAA protocol" after I read her ssn back at her to confirm it was correct... Some fucking people...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 06, 2016, 09:36:52 pm
shoulda switched the doom gifs for just as many gifs of something else   :P
Gifs in the forum are continuously loaded over and over again on any page they're on, absolutely wrecks data caps.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 06, 2016, 09:46:51 pm
True. My satellite thanks you for this un-heresy.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 06, 2016, 11:30:52 pm
True. My potato thanks you for this un-heresy.
Fixed it for ya.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 07, 2016, 03:36:47 am
I see no difference here. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 07, 2016, 06:14:11 am
Well I'm currently dying from a 16 hour drinking session, I fell asleep near the end and started talking about small angry people and then woke up to carry on drinking, best friend fell asleep sat up with his eyes open.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 07, 2016, 10:37:11 am
$320 gone...pure back debt...damn...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 07, 2016, 11:20:02 am
Well I'm currently dying from a 16 hour drinking session, I fell asleep near the end and started talking about small angry people and then woke up to carry on drinking, best friend fell asleep sat up with his eyes open.

Do handovers not exist there? D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on December 07, 2016, 04:53:06 pm
We're English.
All we can do is complain about the weather and drink.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 07, 2016, 04:57:22 pm
Except for Mrnocamera, who is too smol to drink. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 07, 2016, 08:18:11 pm
We're English.
All we can do is complain about the weather and drink.
The English can complain and drink.
The Irish can sing and drink.
The Scottish can fight and drink.
The Welsh can have sex with sheep.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 07, 2016, 08:41:39 pm
And speak English no one understands? o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 07, 2016, 08:57:51 pm
Except for Mrnocamera, who is too smol to drink. o3o
Same...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 08, 2016, 02:28:18 am
We're English.
All we can do is complain about the weather and drink.
The English can complain and drink.
The Irish can sing and drink.
The Scottish can fight and drink.
The Welsh can have sex with sheep.
Aw, that made my day better.
Also the shit that went down at work today I got a small bit of enjoyment out of. Because it was different. A guy came in and asked if I knew the number for "skagit." I thought he was talking about some kind of towing service or something. (skagit is one of the neighboring counties) When I told him I did not know the number, he proceeded to type on the card reader. A moment later, he gave up and punched the card reader, then picked up it's pen and held it up to the left side of his head while punching numbers on the EBT reader. After giving up on that and smacking the EBT reader twice, he went back to the card reader with the pen still up by his head. Throwing the pen down, he then shouted "CAN I JUST MAKE A CALL!" and I realized what he had been doing. He'd been trying to make a phone call... on the credit card and EBT readers. I punched in the phone number he then gave me on the real (fake phone number, it had 8 numbers in it) phone and passed him the receiver which he held up to the side of his head without first taking his hood and knit cap off. When he didn't get through, he slammed the phone down onto the counter several times and threw the receiver across the counter, at which point he was thrown out of the store, I called the police, and he attempted to fight the man throwing him out. The cops arrested him and checked him over, he was on PCP.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 08, 2016, 02:53:06 am
"Hello? Can you hear me now? Your card reader has utterly awful cell reception."
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 08, 2016, 04:16:05 am
Don't do PCP kids, unless you want to fight everything
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 09, 2016, 01:48:00 am
It has begun to snow. I smashed my finger in the dead drop of the safe at work. PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 09, 2016, 03:19:27 am
Salts' gone insane by the sounds of it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 09, 2016, 10:53:20 am
He wasn't already?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 09, 2016, 11:06:58 am
He wasn't already?
Well, more insane then?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 09, 2016, 12:18:04 pm
scratchy scratchy dog head. SCRATCHY WOOL BLANKET. Singing songs of scratchy, and songs of dog.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 09, 2016, 12:34:52 pm
Oh nevermind he's fine now
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 09, 2016, 01:38:35 pm
Salt confirmed for derp.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 09, 2016, 03:08:05 pm
The basket lady was there, I had cookies, and on TV the whores were punching!

one of the better patton oswalt lines, but it's hard to choose the best.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 09, 2016, 11:48:56 pm
I have not been able to odd for a while now...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 10, 2016, 02:46:59 am
I have not been able to odd for a while now...
Is such a thing even possible?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 10, 2016, 03:00:31 am
I would not be feeling down about it if it wasn't, on the up side it still might be butter!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 10, 2016, 03:41:28 am
Blorgh.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 10, 2016, 04:08:58 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J05o90Su38

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/255838064033660928/257038212931911680/tumblr_inline_ogi4rzrLRr1qa7bup_540.png
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 10, 2016, 04:27:30 am
I would not be feeling down about it if it wasn't, on the up side it still might be butter!
well that's certainly a strange thing to say.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Forrest on December 10, 2016, 04:53:18 am
How 'bout that yung chat, lads?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on December 10, 2016, 06:19:36 am
Why is it that I'm always like five minutes late for people in the chat.
;-;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 10, 2016, 11:49:39 am
I swear, I can be on Best Pony all day and only derpshark is on. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 10, 2016, 12:55:29 pm
Best Pony?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 10, 2016, 02:02:25 pm
Discord. Because I don't care one way or another for MLP and have thus teased a brony friend I know with my declaration of Discord being best pony. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 10, 2016, 03:48:09 pm
I have seen the MLP x ace attorney fan movie so I have basic knowledge on MLP.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 11, 2016, 02:20:58 am
Best Pony?
Peeled and salted. That or Tesco cheeseburgers.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 11, 2016, 03:17:35 am
Best Pony?
Peeled and salted. That or Tesco cheeseburgers.
Now that's what I am talking about.

Btw, I just had some spam for the first time, it was good; glad to have lost my spam virginity.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 11, 2016, 04:18:06 am
Good ol' Tesco horses
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on December 11, 2016, 05:18:02 pm
Would be great if the chat ever had anyone in it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 11, 2016, 06:11:11 pm
I was on most of yesterday. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on December 11, 2016, 06:18:29 pm
I mean the forum chat.
Which I was on almost all of yesterday
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 11, 2016, 06:35:56 pm
...people still use the forum chat instead of Discord?

You poor child. <3
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on December 11, 2016, 07:07:32 pm
Well considering my laptop doesn't exist anymore and my actual phone died, I have to use the forum chat.
Also fuck you I'm 16 ;-;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 11, 2016, 07:17:35 pm
Your phone is too smol to fit Best Pony. ;-;
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 11, 2016, 08:18:59 pm
...Also fuck you I'm 16 ;-;
I will be 20 in 8 days kid.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 11, 2016, 10:29:13 pm
And then the tobacco/liquor board sent in bait that didn't know what the fuck. She came in, bought a red bull and then got confused when I didn't check her ID. She let slip that she was a bait buyer to see if we were checking IDs like we should in her confusion over not being carded for buying a nonalcoholic product.

Also, fake boner pills. They have names like "Dragon," "Rhino 9000," and "Miracle." They are usually sold as a single pill for a fairly dumb amount of money. They are "herbal supplements" that claim to make you "Harder, faster, stronger" in bed. What they really are is overpriced trash pills for people who can afford to buy a single pill for 20$, but are too poor, or unwilling, to get a real boner pill like Viagra. We keep them in a flimsy plastic display case. When someone asks to buy one, instead of hearing their request, what I actually hear them saying is "Please sir, allow me to buy one of your obviously fake and overpriced con pills. I can no longer get an erection and need to placebo my flaccid member back to life. Perhaps the pill will give my tallywacker the confidence it needs to stand on it's own until I can force enough blood into it so that I might attempt ineffectually to please my comely wife/unattractive girlfriend/favored prostitute/amorous livestock. Please sir. My boner is weak and I need to trick it into turgidity with expensive snake oil bought at a highway service station." The response in my head is usually something like "Yes sir. Have a good day, and I wish you luck on your boner quest."
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 11, 2016, 11:11:13 pm
That was one of the best reads I done in a while!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 12, 2016, 03:41:45 am
I say old chap, that was a rather riveting read!

Also fuck you I'm 16 ;-;
You're 12 m8
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 12, 2016, 03:49:33 am
Also fuck you I'm 16 ;-;

Hatchlingcamera. o3o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on December 12, 2016, 04:05:36 am
Also fuck you I'm 16 ;-;

Hatchlingcamera. o3o
I swear to god, I'm gonna make Dragon burgers in a minute.
Can't taste worse than people jerky.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 12, 2016, 04:17:57 am
Butbutbut 16 probably would be a smol in dragon years. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on December 12, 2016, 08:07:50 am
So, fuck life and fuck my school, i am back now. Had a fucking hell week for stress and constant needing to stay out of the house until 7pm or later, i will try to start posting again. Really fucking bad week.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 12, 2016, 09:54:18 pm
The worst construction workers. They moved the ATM to lay down tile beneath it, but discovered the ATM's anchor bolts. Instead of drilling holes in the tiles to fit them over the anchor bolts, they used an angle grinder to cut the bolts out of the floor. They do not plan to install new anchor bolts later. Also, for tool they have a hammer, a crowbar, and an angle grinder. The grinder is used to cut things, especially things like anchor bolts. The crowbar is used to chisel old tiles off the floor. The hammer is used to remove old plastic tiles and fairly fresh putty by... hitting it. You'd think the crowbar would be better for prying up old tiles or scraping still gooey putty off the floor, but no. These workers strike the tiles/putty repeatedly in the hopes that it will miraculously lift them off the floor.

What is the difference between each brand of cigarettes? Who knows?! not me.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 12, 2016, 10:25:24 pm
Nice, now you have a portable ATM. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 12, 2016, 11:52:50 pm
We need a movies based in your (mis)adventures.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 13, 2016, 12:38:47 pm
The main difference between different cigarette brands is exactly how much cancer they'll give you, some of them are nice and considerate and try to only give you a little bit of cancer.

On a related note, I can finally say I managed to quit smoking for good.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 13, 2016, 09:37:23 pm
On a related note, I can finally say I managed to quit smoking for good.
Are you sure? Or has something else taken it's place? What other addictive substances could have taken the place of cigarettes in six's life? You know the kind of stuff. Booze, heroine, and public masturbation perhaps?

I took notes today in the hopes that I could form a coherent narrative, but all I have is some disconnected notes. They are as follows
"HURRA GURNA GERT MAH BUR IRF I KERNT GERT MAH BUR!?" (How am I gonna get my beer when I can't get my beer) <-actual sentence uttered by a customer today.

If you say "Sof Pak" then you must have a "Sof Cok."

Do not hand the cashier money coated in splinters.

Ho-ho's, ding dongs, honey buns, and cup cakes are hostess best products. The rest of their product line is trash.

Slow speakers. "Buuuuuuuuuuyyyyy naaaaaaooooowww"

Try our dried sausage husk.

There is no such thing as a "clearomizer." <-Yes, I spelled that right.

"Star blast" is not a flavor.

People rarely look like the picture on their ID.

Do not blight the cashier simply because you don't know how a fuel pump works.

And that's it. Make what you will of that nonsense.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 13, 2016, 09:42:11 pm
People rarely look like the picture on their ID.

I can confirm this is a thing. ID photos always make you look like some kinda orge.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 14, 2016, 12:51:45 am
I am wearing a scarf in mine and look like I died with my eyes sorta open.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 14, 2016, 01:02:23 am
Mine's old enough that the photo predates when I started bothering to shave. >.o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 14, 2016, 02:56:53 am
My ID photo has me with long hair, I got my hair cut like a week after I got my ID, it was poorly timed.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on December 14, 2016, 03:47:29 am
I got mine done when I was like...   9?
So yeah, eurgh.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 14, 2016, 09:52:47 am
So you don't look any different?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 14, 2016, 12:02:51 pm
Your ID will forever reveal your hatchlingness. owo
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 14, 2016, 12:51:57 pm
I got mine done when I was like...   9?
So yeah, eurgh.
So... last week then, can't have changed that much. :P
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on December 14, 2016, 03:50:34 pm
Saw so many Siege-(insert here)'s and thought I was gonna have to ask an admin to start banning spam bots, looked at profile and saw who it was and face palmed.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 14, 2016, 03:55:24 pm
Saw so many Siege-(insert here)'s and thought I was gonna have to ask an admin to start banning spam bots, looked at profile and saw who it was and face palmed.
I wonder what spurred that on. On the plus side though, just saw what lorknis got changed to. "Siege Loli." Hilarious, but if you type it into google all you'll get is pictures of Loki from the Thor comic books.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Siege-Loli on December 14, 2016, 04:11:23 pm
I have become a god among lolis. THE FEARED SIEGE LOLI.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 14, 2016, 04:38:34 pm
...por que? What did you derps DO? D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 14, 2016, 04:42:52 pm
#blameSix
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Post by: guest48 on December 14, 2016, 05:31:24 pm
Blame Six for everything
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Post by: ApatheticExcuse on December 14, 2016, 06:06:45 pm
So, we're now all lions except AJ and Vulnus, but no one bothered to change the karma system to not-lame Kawaii?

Poor show.
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Post by: Six on December 14, 2016, 06:29:40 pm
Caconym made me do it

Edit: I also didn't forget to include Vulnus and Salt, or the karma system, I have no idea what you're on about.

Edit edit: Totally waiting for Peri to ban me for using my UNLIMITED POWAH for shenanigans when it's not April 1st
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Post by: Caconym on December 14, 2016, 06:45:05 pm
Caconym made me do it
Synonymous with the voices in your head.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on December 14, 2016, 09:00:44 pm
So I was just trying to look up AJ's Youtube, since I couldn't remember it, and found a conspiracy.
(https://i.gyazo.com/c17ac29558f25216ad085ccd88f3af3d.png)

AJ is Cr1TiKaL confirmed?
*Distant X-Files in the background*
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 14, 2016, 09:09:01 pm
I was just seigelion, guess that creativity beyond lurkifer with my (user)name is nill.
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Post by: Forrest on December 14, 2016, 10:59:04 pm
Fuck you

Change it back
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 14, 2016, 11:57:49 pm
I'm gonna eat Siege for this. :V
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Post by: saltmummy626 on December 15, 2016, 01:59:29 am
Edit: I also didn't forget to include Vulnus and Salt, or the karma system, I have no idea what you're on about.
You didn't actually. I changed it back to normal after having a light chuckle. I can foresee this turning into that thing we all do on the chat sometimes where we all change our display names to something else every five seconds.
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Post by: Caconym on December 15, 2016, 03:07:34 am

I'm gonna eat Siege for this. :V
Which one? :P
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Post by: Six on December 15, 2016, 05:36:31 am

I'm gonna eat Siege for this. :V
Which one? :P
We are legion, for we are many.
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Post by: Forrest on December 15, 2016, 05:56:58 am
Danke, bby
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Post by: ajwilli1 on December 15, 2016, 08:44:19 am
People mistake me for Critical, but the channel's name is Spicy_Chicken_God(AJ) and now I hang out with Admiral Hippie.

Oh and I did have a public discord for the community, it was actual cancer due to some edgelord saying he'd date one of the Manson girls and that there was a huge Jew conspiracy, this was all unironic of course.
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Post by: Six on December 15, 2016, 10:46:51 am
AJ clearly doesn't know about the Jew conspiracy, invented to hide their Jew magic from the world.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 15, 2016, 11:46:00 am

I'm gonna eat Siege for this. :V
Which one? :P

All of them. D:
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Post by: Caconym on December 15, 2016, 05:10:08 pm
The karma thing changed name again.
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Post by: Six on December 15, 2016, 06:13:33 pm
I, alongside Mr. Kanye West, will be running for President of The United States 2020.
It's going to be bloody tremendous.
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Post by: guest48 on December 15, 2016, 06:17:03 pm
#yeezus/deez nutz 2020
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Post by: Caconym on December 15, 2016, 06:21:50 pm
I, alongside Mr. Kanye West, will be running for President of The United States 2020.
It's going to be bloody tremendous.
Shouldn't you be running for the queen of England or something?
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 15, 2016, 06:30:13 pm
We need to get Six a wig and dress for that, though.
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Post by: Caconym on December 15, 2016, 06:32:35 pm
We need to get Six a wig and dress for that, though.
Do we really? (http://media.battlestarwiki.org/images/thumb/f/fe/Season_3_-_Promo_-_AMOS_-_Number_Six.jpg/200px-Season_3_-_Promo_-_AMOS_-_Number_Six.jpg)
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Post by: Six on December 15, 2016, 06:42:40 pm
The position of Queen of England is currently unavailable, due to currently being occupied by an Immortal shape-shifting reptilian.

I'd rather go down in history as the dankest president in history, solving world problems with my fresh memes.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on December 15, 2016, 07:45:31 pm
I now have a shark emoji in my username. Life is great.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 15, 2016, 08:02:40 pm
Dragon emote when.
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Post by: Caconym on December 15, 2016, 08:08:30 pm
I now have a shark emoji in my username. Life is great.
Doesn't look like anything to me.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 15, 2016, 08:09:17 pm
Kinda looks like sushi to me. 3:
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Post by: Bubbadoo on December 15, 2016, 08:38:14 pm
Dragon emote when.
You kidding me? You guys get two.
🐉 🐲
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 15, 2016, 08:44:41 pm
Dragon emote when.
You kidding me? You guys get two.
🐉 🐲

I see a snek, and...a head of lettuce. Now where are you getting this thing. D:
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Post by: Bubbadoo on December 15, 2016, 09:01:19 pm
Dragon emote when.
You kidding me? You guys get two.
🐉 🐲

I see a snek, and...a head of lettuce. Now where are you getting this thing. D:

http://www.copyandpasteemoji.com/ has a lot of them, but http://emojipedia.org/ has the newest batch including http://emojipedia.org/shark/
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 15, 2016, 09:08:09 pm
Heresy sushi, I see.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 15, 2016, 09:24:23 pm
Heresy sushi, I see.
The borg-mycus-zergs are not amused...
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 15, 2016, 09:32:24 pm
Nyet. D:
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Post by: Bubbadoo on December 15, 2016, 09:38:36 pm
Heresy sushi, I see.
🦈 ❌ 🍣 ‼
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 15, 2016, 09:45:53 pm
Huehuehue. <3
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 15, 2016, 10:00:53 pm
I don't think teasing the shark is a good idea...
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Post by: Bubbadoo on December 15, 2016, 10:32:49 pm
I don't think teasing the shark is a good idea...
Ye-yeah, what th-they said! '^'
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Post by: RedVulnus on December 15, 2016, 10:55:16 pm
cause I don't know where to put this...
Hey-o, first off I'll be more active in the Pending approvals section and getting things approved since I had to take care of finals and a lot of pent up stress.
Secondly, more directly a request than much else. Can we get a discussion board for just discussing things about UMEU? Reasoning being people can discuss ideas in a bit less detail, discuss character concepts, and just UMEU in general as well as ask the GMs questions when needed.
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Post by: ApatheticExcuse on December 15, 2016, 11:23:47 pm
That's a pretty good idea.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 16, 2016, 02:11:24 am
I oughta look into these things but eh. ;^;
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Post by: Caconym on December 16, 2016, 03:05:18 am
Dragon emote when.
You kidding me? You guys get two.
🐉 🐲
I can see those two but not the one in your name.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on December 16, 2016, 05:05:42 am
Shark emoji is like.. a really new one. A pack of new ones came out, and a lot of phones don't have 'em yet.
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Post by: Six on December 16, 2016, 06:06:17 am
Secondly, more directly a request than much else. Can we get a discussion board for just discussing things about UMEU? Reasoning being people can discuss ideas in a bit less detail, discuss character concepts, and just UMEU in general as well as ask the GMs questions when needed.
Done
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Post by: RedVulnus on December 16, 2016, 11:38:31 am
Secondly, more directly a request than much else. Can we get a discussion board for just discussing things about UMEU? Reasoning being people can discuss ideas in a bit less detail, discuss character concepts, and just UMEU in general as well as ask the GMs questions when needed.
Done
Thanks, going to put up a couple sticky threads in there now.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 16, 2016, 08:55:13 pm
Should I by mossberg 535 or savage axis .308 for Christmas? Decisions....
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Post by: saltmummy626 on December 17, 2016, 01:47:17 am
You should buy a big romantic rubber fist to beat people with.

An interesting parallel has arisen today. People who buy lotto tickets, and people who buy scratch tickets. The people who play lotto and can't get their lotto tickets tend to be a bit down but otherwise "Oh... Ok..." about it. If a scratch player can't get their scratch tickets, it is an affront to themselves and god. A guy came in today demanding "two 10$ scratch tickets." To witch I said, "Oh, we don't sell the tickets here at the counter. We have a machine for that, but it's currently not working."A rational and normal human being would say something like "Oh, alright. I guess I'll come back later. Can you ring up these other things for me?" This jackass though... "What? Well fuck this place then. I'm not paying for all this overpriced shit if I can't get my fucking scratch tickets. That's the only reason to come to this dump, Fuck you." Another "fine" example of the scratch ticket player? The woman with her kid begging for a candy bar and a tiny bottle of sugar water while she is standing at the scratch machine buying tickets by the fucking armload. Hundreds of dollars in scratch tickets, only to find that she has won a grand total of 17$. The lotto players have a set number of tickets they buy and they don't go fucking apeshit with them. "I need one of each please. How much? 7$? Hey, I just won 5$ on one of these tickets, could you use my winning ticket to pay for part of that? Thanks! I'd also like this bottle of pale ale, this banana, and a pack of camel turkish royal cigarettes please. Thanks."

Let me spray my roll of quarters all over your dirty register you slut. <- I was thinking that while breaking open a roll of quarters today.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 17, 2016, 02:20:45 am
You seriously need to make a blog or something, this posts are pretty good reads.

P.S: I am a sane scratch ticket player...
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Post by: Six on December 17, 2016, 07:46:00 am
I avoid scratch tickets because I get obsessive over them
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 17, 2016, 06:25:53 pm
Eh, I've never been one for scratch tickets or the lottery.

Clearly you need to take a lesson from Fallout: New Vegas, get the scratchoff addicts, and have the Fun kinda lottery. o3o
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Post by: Bubbadoo on December 17, 2016, 06:29:00 pm
I keep my scratch ticket addiction to a free app. There is one that promises the chance to win thousands and whatever, but most of the time you will only get like the $1 ones more then anything. Only cost is having to watch a video ad, but it's nice getting a buck for basically nothing, and getting coin things also from the app to waste on lottery type things.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 17, 2016, 06:37:00 pm
...you actually put up with ads. Get the torches and pitchforks. D:
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Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on December 17, 2016, 08:35:29 pm
I am pretty pissed. My computer shut down and won't start back up. Hopefully my dad can get it fixed or I'm fucked.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 17, 2016, 08:39:28 pm
Butbutbut Dorf Fort. D:
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 17, 2016, 09:38:29 pm
I keep my scratch ticket addiction to a free app. There is one that promises the chance to win thousands and whatever, but most of the time you will only get like the $1 ones more then anything. Only cost is having to watch a video ad, but it's nice getting a buck for basically nothing, and getting coin things also from the app to waste on lottery type things.
And that app would be...
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Post by: Bubbadoo on December 17, 2016, 10:24:35 pm
I keep my scratch ticket addiction to a free app. There is one that promises the chance to win thousands and whatever, but most of the time you will only get like the $1 ones more then anything. Only cost is having to watch a video ad, but it's nice getting a buck for basically nothing, and getting coin things also from the app to waste on lottery type things.
And that app would be...
Lucktastic
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 17, 2016, 10:27:30 pm
I keep my scratch ticket addiction to a free app. There is one that promises the chance to win thousands and whatever, but most of the time you will only get like the $1 ones more then anything. Only cost is having to watch a video ad, but it's nice getting a buck for basically nothing, and getting coin things also from the app to waste on lottery type things.
And that app would be...
Lucktastic
Thanks!
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Post by: saltmummy626 on December 17, 2016, 11:52:33 pm
being hotboxed with wood glue and womens perfume as billy joel mingles with the indian music playing over one of the builders phones.

The lady is wearing too much perfume, and it's obvious she is desperately clinging to her youth with too much plastic surgery. She approaches the counter after wafting her reek all over the station and chokes me half to death with the pungent bouquet of the kind of perfume that only the very old, or those wishing to hide some inherent unpleasant smell, spray on themselves. The air around her is thick with it, and it mingles poorly with the dizzying fumes of what smells like rubber cement, but is actually wood glue. Her children (I say "children" they are actually a guy and his young girlfriend being dragged around by the guys mother) stand close enough to her to make me think that they probably can't smell her anymore. Perhaps their olfactory senses have been burned into uselessness by this woman's choice in fragrance. She looks like plastic. The heels of her High-heels are as narrow as pencils and clash horrifyingly with the business suit pants. The pants also clash badly with the terribly revealing shirt and jacket combo that she has clearly purchased to show off her massive silicone implants. She's spent a great deal of time in the tanning booth as well. it's given her skin the look of an orange while the surgery has given her the face of a goblin, or the joker in the classic batman movies. She is upset because the scratch ticket machine is out of order, and so she tries to leave without them and without purchasing anything. I ask her to at least pay for the bottles of wine she is attempting to smuggle out of the store in her purse and she slams them down on the counter in disgust. She finally leaves and takes her funk with her. As she does so, I see her walking across the parking lot of the gas station. One of her heels slips through a grate and breaks. I hope she doesn't come back, my nose can't take much more of that.

Indian music is not unpleasant. It can be very repetitive if you don't understand the words, but otherwise the music is actually decent. It has a unique feel to it.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 18, 2016, 12:00:25 am
"Lottery scratch ticket players are not sending us their best; they entitled, whiny and have temperament issues. But I assume some are good people."
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Post by: Perigrin on December 18, 2016, 02:10:19 am
HOI.
Sorry i havent been  posting much, its been a terrible few months to close out a terrible year,  school is  almost done for the semester so i might be able to post more.
...
Why is the Dapperness/Cuteness scale now Siege and Lion?
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 18, 2016, 02:18:40 am
Why is the Dapperness/Cuteness scale now Siege and Lion?

Because Siege is trying to get eaten. :V
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Post by: Caconym on December 18, 2016, 03:31:31 am
HOI.
Sorry i havent been  posting much, its been a terrible few months to close out a terrible year,  school is  almost done for the semester so i might be able to post more.
...
Why is the Dapperness/Cuteness scale now Siege and Lion?
Your missing the part where six renamed everyone some variant of siegelion or working lion into the name.
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Post by: Six on December 18, 2016, 12:44:29 pm
Just you wait, when April 1st comes around my shenanigans will reach untold levels.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 18, 2016, 01:36:38 pm
Your shenanigans have already reached critical mass. 3:
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Post by: Caconym on December 18, 2016, 01:40:36 pm
It can only mean the shenangularity  (the singularity for shenanigans).
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Post by: Six on December 18, 2016, 01:56:28 pm
The Shenaniganing
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 18, 2016, 06:26:19 pm
Holy fucking shit, do I love these goddamned potatoes!
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 18, 2016, 07:29:52 pm
Holy fucking shit, do I love these goddamned potatoes!

...this is the first time I've seen someone actually follow the news order.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 18, 2016, 07:48:00 pm
Holy fucking shit, do I love these goddamned potatoes!

...this is the first time I've seen someone actually follow the news order.
sssshhhhhh!!!
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 18, 2016, 08:07:18 pm
They aren't even GOOD potatoes. 3:
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 18, 2016, 10:14:09 pm
They aren't even GOOD potatoes. 3:
U wut m8!
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Post by: Six on December 18, 2016, 11:25:24 pm
I'll have you know Bubbadoo grows the best potatoes, absolutely tremendous potatoes. People are always telling me that they're the best potatoes. I know it, you know it, everyone knows it. When Bubbadoo grows potatoes he's sending his best potatoes.

Make Potatoes Great Again.
I fucking hate potatoes
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Post by: Wheel-Son on December 19, 2016, 02:51:22 am
why am I renamed to siegelion.?
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Post by: Six on December 19, 2016, 11:15:58 am
Shenanigans is why
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Post by: saltmummy626 on December 19, 2016, 12:35:32 pm
why am I renamed to siegelion.?
Read the last page or two of the thread to find out. ;D

Even the least wicked of pisses will cripple the flow of time. The minutes crawl by because they can feel that you could piss yourself at any minute, and the moment you finally get the chance to use the bathroom, the flow of time returns to normal. I am convinced that if you sealed up your urine apparatus, you could go backwards in time. Or just detonate your bladder.

About fifteen minutes into my shift, I was transfixed by a cardboard disc. It suddenly appeared in the parking lot, and for a solid ten minutes it rolled around and between the gas pumps without falling over.

According to the U-haul van that pulled up to get fuel, camels are believed to originate in America.

Mixed drinks in a can by TGI fridays. These are for alcoholics who want to get fancy, but can't afford to go to TGI fridays. The upside is that you can keep your can in a paper bag and scream at passers by about how the jews are running everything and how satan is trying to transmit lesbian meatloaf recipes into your brain through your toaster.

It gets slow sometimes and I'm supposed to face products or clean or something productive. For the most part though, I while away to slow time listening to the radio and thinking about harpies, ceramics, and fictional economics.

The stink of shit on a person is worse than the reek of perfume.

A manager should never tell their employees that they are being watched by the management. Such statements are a great way to breed resentment in the employees.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 19, 2016, 02:22:34 pm
thinking about harpies, ceramics, and fictional economics.

The pottery trade of a birdgirl civilization?
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Post by: saltmummy626 on December 19, 2016, 02:33:14 pm
The high quality of pottery found in a city where ceramics are an important part of one of their other notable features, the ecology of harpies in a world in which fantastic creatures are gone, and the primary imports/exports of dead civilizations.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 19, 2016, 02:40:01 pm
What, instead of all of the above, all at once? o3o
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Post by: saltmummy626 on December 19, 2016, 03:03:21 pm
What, instead of all of the above, all at once? o3o
Yes. To be fair though, the ceramics and the import/export stuff are related. It's a whole branching path thing that spreads into other topics of thought in the same general areas.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 19, 2016, 03:06:03 pm
And inevitably ends in the subject of birdtits.
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Post by: guest48 on December 19, 2016, 03:09:07 pm
Birbs are cute
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Post by: Caconym on December 19, 2016, 03:29:49 pm
birdtits.

Spoiler (hover to show)
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 19, 2016, 03:39:42 pm
I knew that would be referenced eventually.
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Post by: Six on December 19, 2016, 05:00:17 pm
How could it not be?
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Post by: guest48 on December 19, 2016, 05:05:03 pm
Birbs r p qt
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 19, 2016, 05:22:34 pm
In before someone finds a big-breasted blue-footed booby anthro. Because pun.
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Post by: Perigrin on December 19, 2016, 05:24:17 pm
birdtits.

Spoiler (hover to show)
You magnificent bastard.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 19, 2016, 11:10:34 pm
This is what came to mind when I saw bird tits...
Spoiler: A bird with tits. (hover to show)
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 20, 2016, 01:50:35 am
This is what came to mind when I saw bird tits...
Spoiler: A bird with tits. (hover to show)
This is a cute.
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Post by: Perigrin on December 20, 2016, 06:40:46 pm
This is what came to mind when I saw bird tits...
Spoiler: A bird with tits. (hover to show)
FUCK NUCLEAR BITCH.
GOD HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED FUCKING THE FUCKING FIGHTING GAMES?  FUCK THIS CHARACTER IS HARD TO KILL.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 20, 2016, 06:51:26 pm
This is what came to mind when I saw bird tits...
Spoiler: A bird with tits. (hover to show)
FUCK NUCLEAR BITCH.
GOD HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED FUCKING THE FUCKING FIGHTING GAMES?  FUCK THIS CHARACTER IS HARD TO KILL.
You can't deal with utsuho? Git gub m8! In the story mode you have to defeat her with cirno, CIRNO!
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 20, 2016, 07:03:09 pm
Which is the strongest, therefore your argument is invalid. 3:
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 20, 2016, 07:09:44 pm
Which is the strongest, therefore your argument is invalid. 3:
Do not bring forth such memes into this conversation!
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Post by: Perigrin on December 20, 2016, 07:55:00 pm
This is what came to mind when I saw bird tits...
Spoiler: A bird with tits. (hover to show)
FUCK NUCLEAR BITCH.
GOD HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED FUCKING THE FUCKING FIGHTING GAMES?  FUCK THIS CHARACTER IS HARD TO KILL.
You can't deal with utsuho? Git gub m8! In the story mode you have to defeat her with cirno, CIRNO!
I actually FUCKING DID THAT ONE
IT SUCKED ASS
BUT CIRNO IS GREAT SO IT IS GOOD
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: sovietspyder on December 20, 2016, 07:59:16 pm
HAHAHAHAHA! CLEARLY YOU HAVE NEVER FACED AGAINST A PLAYER-CONTROLLED NUCLEAR BIRB! TIME-STOPPING MAID? NUKED. GODDAMN ICE-FAIRY? MELTED. NOSEY AS HELL TENGU? COOKED BIRD WITH A CAMERA!

I know. Because I AM nuclear birb.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 20, 2016, 08:03:13 pm
Half dead slave gardener is enough for me.
Just dodge and melee, utsuho "fire rate" is slow.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: sovietspyder on December 20, 2016, 08:08:48 pm
Half dead slave gardener is enough for me.
Just dodge and melee, utsuho "fire rate" is slow.
Ok, I guess you could do that, although it can be rather hard when most of Utsuho's attacks will knock you right on your ass, Peri actually did try a melee-centric Touhou a couple of times, and he actually found he had the best chances with that goddamn reclusive asthmatic one week girl. Patchouli.

That is the only touhou I have thus far loathed fighting against.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on December 20, 2016, 08:10:19 pm
Are we doing the video game thing?
I can contribute Gaige quotes if needed.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 20, 2016, 08:33:00 pm
Half dead slave gardener is enough for me.
Just dodge and melee, utsuho "fire rate" is slow.
Ok, I guess you could do that, although it can be rather hard when most of Utsuho's attacks will knock you right on your ass, Peri actually did try a melee-centric Touhou a couple of times, and he actually found he had the best chances with that goddamn reclusive asthmatic one week girl. Patchouli.

That is the only touhou I have thus far loathed fighting against.
I do do that. And the asthma recluse is not as bad as the ghost eating machine...so many colors...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 20, 2016, 08:33:27 pm
Stahp, or I'll ramble about what I've been doing in DF. >.o
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: guest48 on December 20, 2016, 08:36:33 pm
Stahp, or I'll ramble about what I've been doing in DF. >.o
You do that anyway, though.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 20, 2016, 08:40:59 pm
Don't tempt me, because I made a fucking sweet mead hall.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 20, 2016, 08:51:57 pm
Don't tempt me, because I made a fucking sweet mead hall.
As if you need an excuse to do so. Tempting you only sways in what thread you do so.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 20, 2016, 10:28:01 pm
Fiiine.

"The Brave Works is an image of humans and a wagon. The humans are laboring. The wagon looks confused."
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 20, 2016, 11:12:49 pm
7/11 was a part time job...
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 21, 2016, 02:07:18 am
So, Bubba clearly should be dorfed...er, humie'd in this modded DF outpost. It got named Shoveshark.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 21, 2016, 02:30:50 am
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING!?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on December 21, 2016, 10:08:09 am
Geez, the cdda forums are not looking to good, might be the moddening: the sequel.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on December 21, 2016, 10:54:02 am
Oh fun, think we might get a 2nd exodus to this forum? Could use some new lifeblood.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 21, 2016, 11:19:40 am
Might be that I am oblivious but I don't see it.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on December 21, 2016, 01:19:40 pm
Geez, the cdda forums are not looking to good, might be the moddening: the sequel.
Direct them here, we could use the new blood.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Caconym on December 21, 2016, 01:23:53 pm
So..uh.. what is the new drama over there?
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 21, 2016, 02:22:21 pm
Eh? Haven't been on there much. All I've seen last I checked was the usual complaints over the contributors breaking features.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 21, 2016, 02:24:23 pm
Oh fun, think we might get a 2nd exodus to this forum? Could use some new lifeblood.
Mmm. Delicious lifeblood.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 21, 2016, 02:33:28 pm
Nooo, bad skeletal vampire moose. D:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 21, 2016, 05:04:53 pm

I͛̏̅ͬ̌ͫn͕̯̦͕ͪ̄ͯͧḓ̘̞̙̱̲̌͂́̀̇̔̓ȍ̰̠̳͖͒͗̈́ͨͩ͗c̳̤̬̔ͫ̃t̮̤͙̭̹͓̬ͯ͛̂ṛͤͥ̍ͬ̈́ḭ̺̼̣̣̥̄̈̿̅̉̍ͅn̮at̅̇ͮe̖̼̯̹͉̗ ̺̗̫̠̣̆̈̂͋̄͌͐t̬ͥͭh̫̱̜̭͓̀͑͐e̪̖̹͈̻̱͉͑̀̋ ͇̠͓̣̾́ͥͤ̎̃ͩḋ̗̱̓ͨ͌ị̘̞̙̦͇ͩ͐̃̄̾ͅs̲ͧ̽š̗̤̰͉̘̺͖ͦ̋͒ͥ̽͌e̦͇͎̹͎̱̤ͭ̆̇ͭ͒n̤̤̱̭̒t̖̞̰̪͎̙̭͐eͭͥ̉̿̿̅̀r̖͔̪̫s̑̆ͯ͌͊̊̾.̮͙̳̫͋̂͐͑̒͋ ̦T͉̥̿̈͌h̰͖ͮͅe̹̭̟̟̫͓̼y̫͔̻̥̯͓̟ͩͬͤͯ̓ ̝̝̳͕̅̓̓̌ͮͣͣw̠͔ͣi̙̼̞͎̹̞̞̽l̞͇͙̳̳͖͖̽͆l͑ ͋ͥ̈͑͗s͙͉ͤ͆ͯͪͅe͙̤̭̾̋̈́̈ͪe͓͔̥̜͚͗̎ͯ̃ͮ̽ ̞̖̗̮̾̋̽͂ͧ̊̐o͈ͫ̌̊͛ͬ̆u̹̙ͮͤ̌̿͊͆ͫr̋ͥ ̲̻͉̙̠̞̘̈́ͥli̗̥͍̘̭ͪg͚̯̰̟̞̼̰̓͂̾h͇͑̅̾̋̽t͓̪̝͙̣̻.̦̭̥̤̥͍̪͒̿̏̍ͮ

.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 21, 2016, 05:25:26 pm
R̟͓͕̗̞̣e̹m̼͔͍̼̗͍͕͘o̢vę̝̰̘ ̧̥̟̥͈Z҉̤a̴͙lg̢̮o҉̩̦̪̮͖.͟ ͞ͅ[͚͎͚̘̲̲͢M̛̳̙͇̗̯̺̼u͜f̘̲͉̞f̧̝̘̼̣l̯e̲d̖͓̬̰ ̲̫̥̞͓̰S͙͕͎̲̻e͚̟̻̰̪̦r̜̜̲̞̩̗̫b̗̯̼͕͚̘̫i̜̗̮̦a̗͈͖̩̪n̙̺ ͙͉̠̟̦̦̙ḁ͎̲͕̻͓͖c҉̠c̜̹͙͕̦̤̠o̫͞ŗ͚̙̱̪̯̠d̞̟̘̫i͖͔͙̪̯̮ͅo̟̤n̘̦̪̮̩̥ ͍͚̜̞̬͓̞͜m̟͍͙u̗̠̰̮̣̩̬s͈i̝̬̝̕c͝ ̶i̧͖n̷͔͉͓̗ ̺̞̤͍͈̣t͕̘͈̙̟͔ḩ̞e̻̭̮̗͚ ҉̖̩d̛̗̭i҉̰̰̦͎s̟̦͓̘͕͔t̗̼̱̜̻̞́ͅa̬̯͚͇̦̭͍n͉̤̞̟̝͔͟c̰e̠̜̻͚]
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 21, 2016, 06:23:01 pm
Regna terrae, cantata Deo, psallite Cernunnos, Regna terrae, cantata Dea psallite Aradia. caeli Deus, Deus terrae, Humiliter majestati gloriae tuae supplicamus Ut ab omni infernalium spirituum potestate, Laqueo, and deceptione nequitia, Omnis fallaciae, libera nos, dominates. Exorcizamus you omnis immundus spiritus Omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio, Infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, Omnis and congregatio secta diabolica. Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, dominates, Ut coven tuam secura tibi libertate servire facias, Te rogamus, audi nos! Ut inimicos sanctae circulae humiliare digneris, Te rogamus, audi nos! Terribilis Deus Sanctuario suo, Cernunnos ipse truderit virtutem plebi Suae, Aradia ipse fortitudinem plebi Suae. Benedictus Deus, Gloria Patri, Benedictus Dea, Matri gloria!
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 21, 2016, 06:30:36 pm
Meanwhile on the CDDA forums, I poke my head on to add my two cents to a thread (smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=13904.0 (http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=13904.0)) about the declining quality of the project.

Diet Granola Bar proceeds to complain that I mis-quoted him without actually addressing the point that said quote is still applicable in this context.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on December 21, 2016, 11:00:00 pm
There have been some very unsatisfactory changes to the game. Quite a few people are more than just upset, saying there coders have to consult the community with big changes and The Almighty Granola Bar flat out said "No, we don't, this is not a community project." People are not happy about that. Here is the link http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=13888.0
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on December 22, 2016, 05:58:55 am
Oh shiiiit what. Since when has C:DDA not been a community project, what the fuck. It's open source and allows anyone to add to the game. I mean fuck, that is how it has been, it was founded as a damn community project ever since Darkling Wolf took his mod from Cataclysm as Whales quit so the community could keep the project fucking going! Saying it is not a community project defies the fucking philosophy of the start of DDA.

...
Someone should totally start an actual community made branch of DDA just to piss off The Almighty Granola Bar.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 22, 2016, 12:26:24 pm
I had to go look at this new inventory myself. Holy shit, why is it so fucking small? I don't understand how anyone could think that was a good idea.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 22, 2016, 12:42:23 pm
Yeah, this is derp. However, as I said in the other thread, dev attitudes toward coding play a part in this clusterfuck too. Funny that after Diet Granola Bar got done bitching about what I said he never actually made a counter-argument to what I said. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: RedVulnus on December 22, 2016, 12:54:04 pm
There have been some very unsatisfactory changes to the game. Quite a few people are more than just upset, saying there coders have to consult the community with big changes and The Almighty Granola Bar flat out said "No, we don't, this is not a community project." People are not happy about that. Here is the link http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=13888.0
as I've not paid any attention to the game since leaving(not even played it out of curiousity, just doesn't interest me anymore) isn't Darkling the 'owner' and not The Almighty Granola Bar? But I digress and will agree that no one over there seems to have any maturity towards criticism.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 22, 2016, 01:02:39 pm
Yeah, they handle criticism about as well as I do. :V
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Bubbadoo on December 22, 2016, 01:49:15 pm
There have been some very unsatisfactory changes to the game. Quite a few people are more than just upset, saying there coders have to consult the community with big changes and The Almighty Granola Bar flat out said "No, we don't, this is not a community project." People are not happy about that. Here is the link http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=13888.0
as I've not paid any attention to the game since leaving(not even played it out of curiousity, just doesn't interest me anymore) isn't Darkling the 'owner' and not The Almighty Granola Bar? But I digress and will agree that no one over there seems to have any maturity towards criticism.
Darkling Wolf was co-owner before he stepped down. He is active on the subreddit. I talked with him on Steam, he said if he did go back into it he would make a new branch and remove about 50% of the content.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 22, 2016, 01:50:22 pm
Question is, would he remove all the good stuff or just the bullshit? 3:
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Six on December 22, 2016, 04:43:16 pm
Probably the bullshit, Darkling knew quite well where he wanted CDDA to go and how to listen to the community. It wasn't some HARDCORE UBER REALISM fetish project for him.
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 22, 2016, 08:35:39 pm
CDDA does indeed need fetishes, but not a realism one. o3o
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 22, 2016, 10:59:05 pm
CDDA does indeed need fetishes, but not a realism one. o3o
Counting realism, it only has three at the moment from what I know.
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 22, 2016, 11:53:55 pm
Counting realism, it only has three at the moment from what I know.

...the submissive profession and fursuits?

I guess DF has CDDA beat since it has legit furry races, fortress mode bondage (well, for criminals), transformation, and mug vore. o3o
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: ajwilli1 on December 23, 2016, 12:35:44 am
Okay it's official I'm recording a video for CDDA tonight.
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 23, 2016, 12:37:03 am
I was thinking masochism and the "messager", but yours works as well.
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 23, 2016, 02:32:36 am
I was thinking masochism and the "messager", but yours works as well.

Doh. True, though for some reason I thought the "massager" wasn't that fetishy, though I guess sex toys likely has a paraphilia. :V
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Caconym on December 23, 2016, 01:41:45 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIIDvvOP4HA
Title: Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
Post by: Perigrin on December 23, 2016, 07:13:30 pm
Someone should totally start an actual community made branch of DDA just to piss off The Almighty Granola Bar.
I need someone to help me read CDDA  code-language, and i would do it. I loved  the game,  like, a lot, and it is the reason i am not dead right now, and seeing it being so horrifically mistreated is actually making me sick to my stomach.
Fuck it, lets do it.
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Six on December 23, 2016, 07:19:57 pm
CDDA got ported over to JSON didn't it?

A quick Google search on learning JSON would get you started, the rest of it is just learning how JSON actually works.
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 23, 2016, 10:03:09 pm
A lot is still hard-coded though. D:
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 23, 2016, 10:12:20 pm
You would just need someone who knows c++ to make the hardcoded bits .json and you are golden to make content edits.
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Six on December 23, 2016, 11:37:29 pm
I forget C++ even exists most of the time
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: guest48 on December 24, 2016, 09:05:55 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI
In ancient Greek mythology, Pygmalion was a highly accomplished Cypriot sculptor. Though skilled at imitating the human form, and well acquainted with it's subtleties, he became disgusted by it when he witnessed the Propoetides prostituting themselves. These women were punished by Venus for their lack of worship with a coarseness of skin and a crudeness of nature, and were then forced into prostitution. Seeing this, Pygmalion the sculptor was repelled and could no longer appreciate women.
Seemingly alone, Pygmalion sought to create for himself a perfect, pure, unsullied companion. He used his particular skills to this end: he created a statue bride.

What you are about to watch is a mysterious video. It's origin is attributed variously, and almost certainly spuriously, to various abstract artists or surrealists. The truth is that what we are seeing, and what we perceive to be strange and disturbing, is actually beauty to it's creator.
Perhaps what we are viewing is the work of a modern Pygmalion. To him, her toneless voice, the paleness of her skin and the comparative vibrancy of her lips may indeed be the very embodiment of a perfect woman...
Consider the mind-scape of the creator. In whose mind does this appear beautiful? In whose mind is this pure, near worshipful? Are we missing out on his perspective?

Who are we to be afraid or to judge them? He may well love her fully, perhaps more fully than any of us could ever hope to be loved. In the mind of her creator, she is a near goddess; the perfect representation, not just of femininity, but the peak of human potential. A perfectly satisfactory being.

How does that kind of unconditional love feel?

Well, how does she feel?

Fantastic.
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 24, 2016, 03:11:47 pm
...or you might be a derp. :V
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 24, 2016, 03:41:07 pm
That fucking video...so we meet again!!!
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Caconym on December 24, 2016, 05:56:01 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/5FBHduy.jpg)
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 24, 2016, 06:28:11 pm
*_*

Have an internet.
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Six on December 24, 2016, 10:44:06 pm
I've finally seen one of AJs streams

5/7 would do again.
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: guest48 on December 25, 2016, 08:52:25 am
Happy Life Day, everyone.
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 25, 2016, 11:22:03 am
Can I get a bah humbug? o3o
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Caconym on December 25, 2016, 03:22:43 pm
Can I get a bah humbug? o3o
*humming sheep-bug noides*
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 25, 2016, 06:16:17 pm
*LOUD NOISES!!!!*
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 25, 2016, 06:52:24 pm
"murry crimcram you fuk." Is what a homeless man walking around the service station was saying to people he encountered near the booze cooler.



Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Six on December 26, 2016, 08:59:15 am
I woke up at 12 yesterday and started drinking beer until 7, at which point I went to a party and drank a litre of rum. I'm not as hungover as I thought I'd be

I'm lying I actually feel like I'm fucking dying
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 26, 2016, 12:16:27 pm
It's boxing day, boxing day, someone's-getting-fisted day!

I lie I'm not Canadian.
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 26, 2016, 08:32:27 pm
>Canandian

What is that? How do I insult it?
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 26, 2016, 08:36:55 pm
>Canandian

What is that? How do I insult it?

...shup. >.<
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 26, 2016, 09:41:35 pm
Top-Kek
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Caconym on December 27, 2016, 02:51:23 pm
http://people.com/movies/carrie-fisher-dies/

2016 keeps on killin'.
Who's gonna be next the queen? Hear she ain't feeling too well lately...
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 27, 2016, 04:02:23 pm
Aw hell. D:
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Six on December 27, 2016, 06:02:00 pm
Queen can't die, we keep saying God save the Queen and he keeps listening to us apparently.
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 27, 2016, 06:55:53 pm
Plus then you might end up with a king and it'll feel weird after having a queen for so long. o3o
Title: Re: Last SiegeLion Posting: SHENANIGANS OF SIX
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 28, 2016, 12:28:51 am
You can just get rid of people down the line until you have a queen again.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on December 28, 2016, 08:31:36 pm
You can just get rid of people down the line until you have a queen again.
It's be like a reverse Henry the VIII.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 28, 2016, 08:53:05 pm
With or without the inbreeding?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 29, 2016, 01:26:38 am
http://people.com/movies/carrie-fisher-dies/

2016 keeps on killin'.
Who's gonna be next the queen? Hear she ain't feeling too well lately...

Actually, the next to die would be Carrie Fisher's mother, who just went a few hours ago.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 29, 2016, 01:36:11 am
Mierda. .________.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on December 29, 2016, 01:46:12 am
*pours gasoline on 2016's tombstone and violently urinates on it before lighting the gasoline and moving to a safe distance before getting the c4 ready*
seriously, fuck this year.

That being said we've also done a lot of cool shit in the medical community, like discovering a gene that causes ALS which is a really important thing since it might help us develop treatment or possibly a cure. http://www.alsa.org/news/media/press-releases/significant-gene-discovery-072516.html

so whilst we've lost a lot of entertainers that we grew up with a lot of good things have happened though at the moment more specifics eludes me.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on December 29, 2016, 12:16:25 pm
(I'm not exploding at Vulnus, just the idea of 2016 as the worst year)

Only in the echo chamber of the internet is 2016 the worst year. Some of us have had worse years. 2016 was just like any other year with the exception that it had an election in it. You know what was a worse year? 2014. Why? Among many other things, my mother died. 2016 has been fine compared to that. For most people the ONLY reason 2016 was "the worst year" was because Trump won the election. They don't understand how the electoral system or the government itself works, and they didn't get what they wanted. Perhaps if Clinton hadn't cheated Sanders out of the election, we would have had a better choice over the orange chicken nugget in a wig we had to go with. They bitch and moan in that echo chamber, making it sound like a bigger deal than it really is, making it sound like more people are upset than actually are. Yes, 2016 was unpleasant, but the only way in which it would have been "the worst year" would be if the worlds nuclear arsenal and power plants spontaneously combusted all at once while everyone was collectively crapping their pants after eating some bad chicken. That would give the horde of whiny millennials something to cry about. Even then though I'm sure a few people, myself included, would be excited about the coming nuclear apocalypse. Also I can imagine some people being very excited because they shit themselves.

If anyone wants to insist that it was the worst year though, it's all right.
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Post by: RedVulnus on December 29, 2016, 12:42:36 pm
(I'm not exploding at Vulnus, just the idea of 2016 as the worst year)

Only in the echo chamber of the internet is 2016 the worst year. Some of us have had worse years. 2016 was just like any other year with the exception that it had an election in it. You know what was a worse year? 2014. Why? Among many other things, my mother died. 2016 has been fine compared to that. For most people the ONLY reason 2016 was "the worst year" was because Trump won the election. They don't understand how the electoral system or the government itself works, and they didn't get what they wanted. Perhaps if Clinton hadn't cheated Sanders out of the election, we would have had a better choice over the orange chicken nugget in a wig we had to go with. They bitch and moan in that echo chamber, making it sound like a bigger deal than it really is, making it sound like more people are upset than actually are. Yes, 2016 was unpleasant, but the only way in which it would have been "the worst year" would be if the worlds nuclear arsenal and power plants spontaneously combusted all at once while everyone was collectively crapping their pants after eating some bad chicken. That would give the horde of whiny millennials something to cry about. Even then though I'm sure a few people, myself included, would be excited about the coming nuclear apocalypse. Also I can imagine some people being very excited because they shit themselves.

If anyone wants to insist that it was the worst year though, it's all right.
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I don't think anyone here stated that 2016 was the worst year. For me personally? Yeah, my grandfather died, my grandmother got diagnosed with dementia, I've had a couple of my cats die, and it's just turned out to be an all around shit year. But worst year ever? I doubt that, especially as a history buff I can point out where things were most certainly worse, like the years where we had some diseases running rampant and killing tons of people that we now have cures for.

It's not been the worst year ever, and I doubt the talking pumpkin will do too much damage, or at least irreparable damage. It's sucked for the entertainment industry and a lot of people around my age since actors who we've watched since childhood have started dieing at an alarming rate.

my previous post was both trying to be a bit of humor and pointing out we've done good things too. I don't like to dwell on the shitty side of things even though we do have to talk about those things to some extent. At the end of the day I'd just like everyone to try and end the year on a positive note, but it's most certainly not the worst year ever.
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Post by: saltmummy626 on December 29, 2016, 01:24:45 pm
Aya, as I said I wasn't shitting at you, just the idea of "2016! worst year!"

It's been an... educational year to say the least.
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Post by: Perigrin on December 29, 2016, 02:04:39 pm
Sorry I haven't posted, even thought I said I would, Christmas..... Kinda sucked for me. I bought myself some games, got one as a gift, aaaand then every other part of the past few days sucked ass.
I would say that 2016 was one of the worse years of my life, but that is purely due to my worsening mental state and a lot of horrible things happening to me. 2015 was just as bad though.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 29, 2016, 02:35:28 pm
Yeah. For me it's mostly been a parade of minor problems building up, but...eh.
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Post by: RedVulnus on December 29, 2016, 03:05:24 pm
Aya, as I said I wasn't shitting at you, just the idea of "2016! worst year!"

It's been an... educational year to say the least.

Yeah I didn't think you were directing it at me and I even agree with the point so no ill will there. I was attempting to point out the term 'worst year' is really a kind of subjective thing. I agree there's been a lot of complaining into an echo chamber of people agreeing with the complaints which is frustrating, especially when I try to have conversation with people and any time I try to disagree with something about politics it is immediately 'well we do not live in a democracy anymore' or similar bullshit. There's a lack of understanding of our political system which has prevented actual good conversation of politics, but this isn't really the thread for discussing this topic further.
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Post by: ApatheticExcuse on December 29, 2016, 04:58:57 pm
2016 was actually a pretty good year IMO. People are just whiny. Big advances everywhere in terms of tech and science, a shift in the ever increasingly broken US culture beginning to happen, the anti-christ lost the election in favor of a mere idiot, the idiot running my country is losing popularity, etc. etc.

I don't care that some famous people died, personally. Lots of other people, some much more significant in my life, also died. It happens.
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Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on December 29, 2016, 08:10:00 pm
To lighten the mood, its muh birfdae :D
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Post by: saltmummy626 on December 29, 2016, 08:10:59 pm
Hiphepy birtdei
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 29, 2016, 08:23:15 pm
Hiphepy birtdei

Happy birthday, now go do one of our succession games before I eat you. o3o
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Post by: Bubbadoo on December 29, 2016, 10:57:41 pm
I was gonna post about how 2016 was for me, but it's better suited to our venting thread (http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/personal-discussion/the-'i-need-a-hug'-thread/) so I am going to type it up there.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 30, 2016, 01:16:38 am
I bouht a touhou game for the ps4 and it came with themes and avatars for the ps4...nice!
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 30, 2016, 04:21:20 pm
I didn't know they put Touhous on consoles.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 30, 2016, 09:00:04 pm
Fan game but still.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 31, 2016, 12:18:52 pm
So, mom got my grandfather a new set of dominoes, because he lost a piece to the one he always plays with.

Was not expecting they'd be tiny little things with the dots just painted on, no indent or anything. Naturally, the tin was sure as hell big enough to have fit a properly-sized set, and the cover depicts the regular kind.

And this is why you don't get things from Walmart.

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Post by: ApatheticExcuse on December 31, 2016, 12:54:21 pm
People do stuff with dominoes besides knocking them over in creative patterns?
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 31, 2016, 03:07:22 pm
I know, heretical isn't it?
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Post by: Six on December 31, 2016, 08:12:10 pm
Happy new year you cunts

I'm really drunk
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Post by: Caconym on December 31, 2016, 08:23:26 pm
Hello from the FUTURE of 2017 (at the time of this post it should still be 2016 for most here)
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 31, 2016, 08:28:23 pm
Hello from the past. :V
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on December 31, 2016, 08:59:05 pm
Happy new earth's rotation around the sun from about the same time as we celebrate the previous rotation!

(edgy as fuck!)
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Post by: Chaosvolt on December 31, 2016, 09:04:15 pm
Much rotary, very orbit.
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Post by: saltmummy626 on December 31, 2016, 09:57:32 pm
Happy "next step on our journeys towards death" day
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Post by: Six on January 01, 2017, 11:53:22 am
Well, post drunkenness

I'm sitting on a toilet trying to not throw up and shivering violently next to a heater. I'm not even in my own house and I have an hour walk home. I can't look up without feeling dizzy.

Mistakes have been made.
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Post by: guest48 on January 01, 2017, 12:30:48 pm
Good job.
I had lots of cheap wine.
Wasn't fun.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 01, 2017, 12:33:23 pm
I kinda was out and about doing stuff instead of drinking. Might save that for tonight.
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Post by: Six on January 01, 2017, 01:35:27 pm
I'm currently sitting on a toilet, violently shivering. In my own house this time though and that makes it a little bit better.

It turns out a combination of beer, vodka, whiskey and drinks you're not sure where they came from but you drank them anyway is a bad idea.

I did spend most of the night with some girl who I barely remember now though, apart from the fact that she's very bad at taking pictures. I had an argument with an ex over something at some point and then went back to being best friends. I accidentally became a loan shark. Some guy I barely knew took a few too many pills so I walked him to a garage. I don't remember much else.
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Post by: saltmummy626 on January 01, 2017, 02:00:54 pm
I lit roman candles, ate chips, and pet my dogs.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 01, 2017, 02:51:29 pm
So. Evidently at some point I got blocked on CDDA's repo, good while after I gave up on the place. I wouldn't really give a shit anymore if I weren't still maintaining Arcana mod. They even opened an issue solely to report major JSON changes for authors of third-party mods to follow so they can fix their shit, but being blocked prevents following it. >.o
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Post by: Caconym on January 01, 2017, 02:53:23 pm
I'm currently sitting on a toilet, violently shivering. In my own house this time though and that makes it a little bit better.

It turns out a combination of beer, vodka, whiskey and drinks you're not sure where they came from but you drank them anyway is a bad idea.

Fucking lightweight.


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Post by: RedVulnus on January 01, 2017, 04:09:41 pm
So. Evidently at some point I got blocked on CDDA's repo, good while after I gave up on the place. I wouldn't really give a shit anymore if I weren't still maintaining Arcana mod. They even opened an issue solely to report major JSON changes for authors of third-party mods to follow so they can fix their shit, but being blocked prevents following it. >.o
assuming you don't need an account for whatever service: If you can provide a link to the relevant page I can copy and paste it into a PM and send it to you.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 01, 2017, 04:36:03 pm
I took a sip, a sip, of an unknown alcoholic drink and I then immediately knock over an ironing board, a foldable table and two chairs...
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Post by: Caconym on January 01, 2017, 05:00:24 pm
I took a sip, a sip, of an unknown alcoholic drink and I then immediately knock over an ironing board, a foldable table and two chairs...
That's a special kind of lightweight.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 01, 2017, 05:06:54 pm
assuming you don't need an account for whatever service: If you can provide a link to the relevant page I can copy and paste it into a PM and send it to you.

I can view the page just fine, just I'll never get notified when it updates. >.<
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Post by: guest48 on January 01, 2017, 05:17:57 pm
I took a sip, a sip, of an unknown alcoholic drink and I then immediately knock over an ironing board, a foldable table and two chairs...
Wow, what a pansy.
Normally it takes three unknown drinks to get that far.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 01, 2017, 08:16:49 pm
I wasn't allowed to drink the non-alcoholic cider either because of that, "just in case:.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 01, 2017, 08:43:23 pm
The a key on my laptop is being a motherfucking cunt, I'm having to ctrl-V the letter to type this sentence.
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Post by: Six on January 01, 2017, 08:45:13 pm
You don't have to get spiked repeatedly to become a mess? You fucking daisy. You need to start spiking your own drinks to build up a tolerance.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 01, 2017, 08:48:13 pm
Leave me alone...I don't drink...
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 01, 2017, 08:49:54 pm
Leave me alone...I don't drink...

I will drink you. 3:
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 01, 2017, 08:52:06 pm
Leave me alone...I don't drink...

I will drink you. 3:
...I don't know how to respond to that but it makes me uneasy...
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 01, 2017, 08:57:34 pm
Don't make me get a straw.
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Post by: RedVulnus on January 01, 2017, 09:03:52 pm
just had to solve a captcha to use google...maybe looking up the length and weight of things like an AR were not the smartest things to use google for, or I need to check my plugins for my browser.
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Post by: guest48 on January 01, 2017, 09:05:10 pm
Leave me alone...I don't drink...
Bitch I'm like 3 and I'm less of a lightweight than you
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 01, 2017, 09:12:13 pm
Smolcamera admitted it! o3o
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 01, 2017, 09:20:33 pm
Leave me alone...I don't drink...
Bitch I'm like 3 and I'm less of a lightweight than you
Its not so much lightweight since I literally drank a slurp, a single sip, not even a shot.
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Post by: guest48 on January 01, 2017, 09:26:52 pm
Smolcamera admitted it! o3o
Okay seriously, stop calling me that.
It's the worst nickname.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 01, 2017, 09:27:59 pm
Its not so much lightweight since I literally drank a slurp, a single sip, not even a shot.

Was it a youkai-sized slurp, or a dragon-sized one?

Okay seriously, stop calling me that.
It's the worst nickname.

Butbutbut. ;w;
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 01, 2017, 09:29:10 pm
Its not so much lightweight since I literally drank a slurp, a single sip, not even a shot.

Was it a youkai-sized slurp, or a dragon-sized one?
Human sized.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 01, 2017, 09:34:48 pm
That's a big slurp if you drank an entire human's volume.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 01, 2017, 09:38:27 pm
That's a big slurp if you drank an entire human's volume.
No, not a human sized slurp, but the size a human would slurp.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 01, 2017, 09:39:41 pm
Then it was not enough. 3:
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Post by: saltmummy626 on January 02, 2017, 02:30:04 am
Mixed drinks that come in cans are for alcoholics who want to get fancy but can't afford to go to TGI Fridays.

something I noticed, regular cigarettes can't have ads on them for swag, but electric cigarette and vapor products can give away everything from T-shirts to folding chairs.

I have learned a thing. Some people get around the drinking and driving laws by lying about what they are drinking. They will buy a cup of ice for the soda fountain and several cans/bottles of booze. They then put booze in the cup and pretend it's a soda.

The jackalope is the animal we should have that was never made.
The platypus is the animal that wishes for death and should have never been made.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 02, 2017, 03:43:34 am
See, shit like that's why I prefer to drink at home.
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Post by: Six on January 02, 2017, 04:00:31 am
just had to solve a captcha to use google...maybe looking up the length and weight of things like an AR were not the smartest things to use google for, or I need to check my plugins for my browser.
Did you start using incognito mode by any chance?
Google permanently monitors your activity to check if you're behaving like a human would, incognito mode prevents this so it sometimes has to give you a captcha test instead.
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Post by: RedVulnus on January 02, 2017, 12:41:53 pm
just had to solve a captcha to use google...maybe looking up the length and weight of things like an AR were not the smartest things to use google for, or I need to check my plugins for my browser.
Did you start using incognito mode by any chance?
Google permanently monitors your activity to check if you're behaving like a human would, incognito mode prevents this so it sometimes has to give you a captcha test instead.
I don't use incognito mode since I like to keep most things in my history(I do occassionaly delete the occassional fucked up image that gets on Imgur from my history) so I'm thinking it might have been a browser plug in freaking out.
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Post by: ApatheticExcuse on January 02, 2017, 11:52:43 pm
I have learned a thing. Some people get around the drinking and driving laws by lying about what they are drinking. They will buy a cup of ice for the soda fountain and several cans/bottles of booze. They then put booze in the cup and pretend it's a soda.

That doesn't always work. Cops are usually smarter than that. In my experience, you're better off emptying a rubbing alcohol bottle then refilling it with vodka, because no one wonders why it smells like booze.

You can also hollow out smokes and fill them with pot for a perfectly rolled joint that can hide well in a cigarette pack, though you can usually hide them under the dash in a depression on most cars - many cops know about that, but rarely look there if you aren't doing anything requiring a search. Cartridge style CD players (like on a 98 Pontiac GTP) can also hold about a quarter pound of pot, or quite a bit more of something more malleable, if you're looking to move a large personal amount of something from point A to point B and don't need to worry about retrieving it quickly.

The more you know.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 03, 2017, 12:14:32 am
The more you know indeed...
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Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on January 03, 2017, 09:19:35 pm
I dont drink or smoke and I dont plan to. Ever.
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Post by: Six on January 04, 2017, 10:06:04 am
Smoke alcohol, drink heroin.
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Post by: Six on January 04, 2017, 10:10:42 am
Double post because despite nearly fucking dying on New Years because of how much I drank, I've been drinking for the past 13 hours because it's my best friends birthday.

I am going to regret many, many things when I wake up.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 04, 2017, 11:57:38 am
Have fun, and try not to puke eternally.
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Post by: Six on January 04, 2017, 06:01:37 pm
Oh God I regret everything
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 04, 2017, 07:21:56 pm
Thus began The Pukening.
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Post by: saltmummy626 on January 04, 2017, 08:47:34 pm
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/206/901/51c.png)
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 05, 2017, 12:02:37 am
Is that...Master Marine from nuDoom talking down to his smol costume designer? :V
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Post by: saltmummy626 on January 05, 2017, 06:48:57 pm
That would be the Doom Slayer putting a Cyborg peasant in his place.
Masterchief is indeed smol in comparison to the Doom Marine. Smol in comparison to Gordon Freeman too. Fuck Halo. Fuck Microsoft. Fuck video games!
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 05, 2017, 07:39:13 pm
It still just disappoints me because Master Marine looks so...eh, compared to classic Doomguy. Sure, it's a more detailed armor, but it doesn't have the raw manliness and that cooler (albeit simpler) helmet design. :V
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Post by: saltmummy626 on January 05, 2017, 08:12:29 pm
Why are you paying any attention to the character design when you could be looking at that glorious violence in front of you? What are you? Some kind of vegetable eating pacifist? Does the sight of blood scare you? EH!?

On a serious note, it does look a bit like the masterchief armor except more detailed. Rounder in some areas. I'm willing to bet though that if it didn't have the helmet, no one would see the similarities.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 05, 2017, 10:30:33 pm

>Losing soccer match 2-4
>scores goal doing the following:
>Breaks rules of combat the equivalent to the geneva conventions.
>grows legs
>charges super laser
>fires said super laser to propell soccer ball
>said laser destroys city
>knocks opposing team
>scores goal.


https://youtu.be/ZkDT-OlkYTI (https://youtu.be/ZkDT-OlkYTI)
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Post by: ApatheticExcuse on January 06, 2017, 03:49:37 am
I care not at all about soccer, but probably would if there were more lasers and cutscenes involved.
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Post by: Bubbadoo on January 07, 2017, 04:35:53 am
Smoke alcohol, drink heroin.
Have one whole cocaine of whiskey.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 07, 2017, 11:17:20 am
Smoke beer erryday.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 07, 2017, 11:31:45 pm
I used to be a respected youkai in my society but then I smoked ONE mariguana and look at me now...
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 08, 2017, 12:04:46 am
I used to be a respected youkai in my society but then I smoked ONE mariguana and look at me now...

mariguana

You're supposed to pet Martian Iguanas and feed them treats, not light them on fire! D:
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 08, 2017, 02:07:48 am
"You're not the boss of me now!"
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 08, 2017, 03:21:36 pm
I am by virtue of you being a smol. D:
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 08, 2017, 07:02:41 pm
Hey, one more year and will have all my rights!
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Post by: Perigrin on January 11, 2017, 02:28:47 am
Smoke alcohol, drink heroin.
Alcohol is combustible and produces smoke, so that can be done, and Heroin is a liquid, right? If not, just mix it with, like, pepsi and chuuuuuuug it.
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Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on January 11, 2017, 09:27:47 am
If im correct, the Highway was a giant rp?
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Post by: guest48 on January 11, 2017, 11:23:03 am
The original Highway is one of the few we ever finished, most of the reboots ended in less than 30 pages.
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Post by: saltmummy626 on January 11, 2017, 12:16:30 pm
I used to be a respected youkai in my society but then I smoked ONE mariguana and look at me now...

mariguana

You're supposed to pet Martian Iguanas and feed them treats, not light them on fire! D:
Light them on fire? No no, Noctifer was talking about the process of preserving with smoke. Was the iguana good Noctifer? Can I have your iguana marinade recipe? I don't have a good one of my own and smoked iguana sounds like it might be good.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on January 11, 2017, 03:51:33 pm
D:

Also, fuck me this weather is driving me batshit crazy. Hot, cold, hot, cold...
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 11, 2017, 08:46:44 pm
I used to be a respected youkai in my society but then I smoked ONE mariguana and look at me now...

mariguana

You're supposed to pet Martian Iguanas and feed them treats, not light them on fire! D:
Light them on fire? No no, Noctifer was talking about the process of preserving with smoke. Was the iguana good Noctifer? Can I have your iguana marinade recipe? I don't have a good one of my own and smoked iguana sounds like it might be good.
It was good, just a make sure too kill it by surprise because if it get tensed up the meat is all hard. As for the recipe, that is a secrete!  ;)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 11, 2017, 08:55:02 pm
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 11, 2017, 09:05:29 pm
As for the recipe, that is a secrete!  ;)
You have glands that produce marinade? Or you are marinading the iguana in normal bodily secretions?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 11, 2017, 10:07:26 pm
You have glands that produce marinade? Or you are marinading the iguana in normal bodily secretions?
I can just conjure the marinade via MAGIC!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 11, 2017, 10:16:17 pm
You're secreting the marinade. Yeah, go ahead and keep the recipe, I'm fine.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 11, 2017, 11:03:57 pm
You're secreting the marinade. Yeah, go ahead and keep the recipe, I'm fine.
No, its MAGIC!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 12, 2017, 12:04:42 am
No, pissing on the iguana is not magic no matter what you chant while doing so.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 12, 2017, 12:24:17 am
No, pissing on the iguana is not magic no matter what you chant while doing so.
I just pictured someone doing that and made me laugh more than it should.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on January 12, 2017, 12:36:51 am
No, pissing on the iguana is not magic no matter what you chant while doing so.
...what about pouring buckets of blood on the iguana and chanting to cthulu? Is that magic?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 12, 2017, 01:07:22 am
No, pissing on the iguana is not magic no matter what you chant while doing so.
...what about pouring buckets of blood on the iguana and chanting to cthulu? Is that magic?

Only if it's youkai blood. We need a volunteer to test that...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on January 12, 2017, 01:17:32 pm
http://what-if.xkcd.com/4/

The real life Dogscape would be much more terrifying than the creepypasta version.

And what if everyone on earth jumped in the same area at the same time?

http://what-if.xkcd.com/8/

Devastating.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 12, 2017, 02:17:21 pm
You poor thing, only just now discovered the magic of What If. 3:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on January 12, 2017, 02:35:43 pm
It is truely magical.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on January 12, 2017, 07:55:04 pm
I hope that a new RP starts that doesn't die imediatly
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 12, 2017, 10:14:30 pm
No, pissing on the iguana is not magic no matter what you chant while doing so.
...what about pouring buckets of blood on the iguana and chanting to cthulu? Is that magic?

Only if it's youkai blood. We need a volunteer to test that...
*Hides under the table*
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 13, 2017, 12:20:49 pm
I hope that a new RP starts that doesn't die imediatly

I'd rather we have a succession game that doesn't die immediately. Hint hint, I thought it was your turn on one of the two. 3:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Flame on January 13, 2017, 06:39:42 pm
BUBBA HAS A TINY SHARK IN HIS NAME.  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 13, 2017, 06:55:31 pm
BUBBA IS A TINY SHARK AND CUTE.  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

FTFW
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 13, 2017, 07:25:37 pm
I hope that a new RP starts that doesn't die imediatly

I'd rather we have a succession game that doesn't die immediately. Hint hint, I thought it was your turn on one of the two. 3:
Fun fact, it's his turn in BOTH of them.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 13, 2017, 07:43:05 pm
Blitzen, get your butt over there and do da ting. D:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on January 13, 2017, 08:04:47 pm
BUBBA IS A SMOL SHARK AND CUTE.  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

FTFW
FTFY
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 13, 2017, 08:09:13 pm
I have to work sunday becuase resons...for fucks sakes...if trump repeals aca I hope I get unemployment benefits...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Flame on January 13, 2017, 08:11:24 pm
DO NOT CHANGE WORD.  >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 13, 2017, 08:15:44 pm
DO NOT CHANGE WORD.  >:( >:( >:( >:(
https://youtu.be/yfj9pkN4nxg (https://youtu.be/yfj9pkN4nxg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on January 13, 2017, 08:17:17 pm
DO NOT CHANGE WORD.  >:( >:( >:( >:(
(http://i.imgur.com/as5HjpJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 13, 2017, 08:28:50 pm
DOUSE ME WITH FUNGICIDE.  >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on January 13, 2017, 10:48:41 pm
What version is the succession game? If its a newer buil, i would plat because hordes are actually reasonable.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 13, 2017, 10:56:04 pm
What version is the succession game? If its a newer buil, i would plat because hordes are actually reasonable.

Just get whatever version you want, dump Mining Mod and my arcana mod into it, then test if it works?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 14, 2017, 03:27:31 pm
Do not buy the landjaeger. (did I say this already?)

At gas stations, you can purchase jerky and preserved meat sticks. My particular store sells several different kinds. The first is the tilamook, which are rather thin and meh but are otherwise a decent buy for their price (1.69$ each). the oberto is a very popular brand with a lot of pull. They come in long and thin (1.29$) or short and girthy (1.79$ varieties of "pep stick." These sell fairly well. There are also the expensive zaks (2.99$), which don't sell at all, and the nameless (0.69$) "mini sausages." Apart from all that, there are also... the landjaeger (1.89$). These are made by the Bavarian Meats Company in Seattle. They operate out of pikes place market. The landjaeger is a shitty dry hunk of shit. It isn't preserved properly and so they begin to rot the moment you open the package and place them in their bin. Of 12 landjaeger placed in the box after two days, the chances are at least one has sold and the rest have mold growing on them, forcing me to throw them out. Considering a package of 4 landjaeger costs 8$ when purchased directly from the company that makes them, my store really can't afford to have them rotting so fast. Even if we could get people to buy them, which we can't, they still wouldn't be worth the investment. The station I work for is losing money simply by stocking the damn things, not counting the loss when they inevitably go rancid.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 14, 2017, 04:11:06 pm
So, Taco Bell has a thing with habanero sauce. I don't really care for Taco Bell normally, they're decent and cheap but calling it Mexican food is even more heretical than pineapple pizza.

I always thought gee, even their spicest sauce they got wasn't that spicy, and it's still the bog-standard jalapeńo stuff. But I also figured that if they ever did do something with habanero it'd be disappointing, but I still was curious.

It's actually milder than their "diablo" sauce. D:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on January 14, 2017, 05:06:23 pm
calling it Mexican food is even more heretical than pineapple pizza.

Woah there dragoo, that's a pretty huge claim there, nothing is more heretical than a pineappzza. Sure taco bell is probably bad but surely not pineapple pizza bad.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 14, 2017, 09:13:32 pm
Woah there dragoo, that's a pretty huge claim there, nothing is more heretical than a pineappzza. Sure taco bell is probably bad but surely not pineapple pizza bad.

Once you've had food from an actual nice, local restaurant you'll agree. Or maybe this is just a Texan thing. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 14, 2017, 09:53:20 pm
Woah there dragoo, that's a pretty huge claim there, nothing is more heretical than a pineappzza. Sure taco bell is probably bad but surely not pineapple pizza bad.

Once you've had food from an actual nice, local restaurant you'll agree. Or maybe this is just a Texan thing. ;w;
As someone who eats mexican food in mexico (matamoros) occasionally I agree.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 15, 2017, 01:29:23 am
Spoiler: According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
(hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 15, 2017, 01:55:00 am
As someone who eats mexican food in mexico (matamoros) occasionally I agree.

Now I'm wishing I've had the chance to visit Mexico and try places there. owo

As for that massive wall of text in a doublepost, tl;dr version is as follows:

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 15, 2017, 11:02:45 am
The entire bee movie script but as a double post!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 15, 2017, 12:08:47 pm
Maximum heresy. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 15, 2017, 03:35:36 pm
You know what is also heretical? Artichoke hearts. Keep that bitter shit off my fucking pizza you fucking heretic. I'll cornhole you with an artichoke if you put that shit on my pizza.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 15, 2017, 05:05:16 pm
Eh, I'd be tempted to try it if I knew whether or not artichoke hearts taste good. 3:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 16, 2017, 03:36:21 am
Pineapple at least has the decency to be nice when it isn't on pizza. Artichoke hearts are almost like low impact sauerkraut.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on January 16, 2017, 06:06:44 am
Started using Folding@Home, I think Six suggested it way back when.

So far here is my score after about a whole day of using it.
(https://i.gyazo.com/15b526cdf63c12e1942b4b3adf0ccdc5.png)

EDIT:
Also here is what the other CPU is doing.
(https://i.gyazo.com/680776b2a07cf39893cb7458afd7e4ad.png)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 16, 2017, 01:59:07 pm
Artichoke hearts are almost like low impact sauerkraut.

Sauerkraut's alright if you add onions though. Doubly so with jalapeńos.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 16, 2017, 09:00:12 pm
Use the meat cleaver and swing hard to break the bone.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 16, 2017, 09:06:45 pm
Use the meat cleaver and swing hard to break the bone.

That's not how you fold protein.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 16, 2017, 09:16:57 pm
Why would you need to fold protein? It comes prefolded. That is, unless you are trying to make a meat katana. I could understand that.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 16, 2017, 10:56:53 pm
Meat katana. Is that what kids are calling it these days? :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on January 16, 2017, 11:32:29 pm
Tried to enter the forum today.

(https://i.gyazo.com/ed8996484a8accc42cfb10dcb0fe8ca6.png)
Seems I am a spambot, guys.



Also fuck those capatchas that need you to play a video ad for some shit I don't care about. Takes a long time to buffer on slow internet, to watch stuttery garbage that pauses to much to really know what is going on, and I can't go like youtube to pause and at least let it buffer.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on January 17, 2017, 02:40:06 am
Dammit Bubba, stop trying to sell Viagra.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on January 17, 2017, 07:15:07 am
Dammit Bubba, stop trying to sell Viagra.
But Viagra™ is the best way to keep things up, for those times where you need a little help.

Disclaimer: Side affects may include low blood pressure, tinting your vision blue, and removing vision entirely.
I shit you not, Viagra can make you see more blue and even blind. I looked it up just for this crappy joke.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 17, 2017, 12:08:41 pm
Spam shark: for when you want your sushi to taste like like pork.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on January 17, 2017, 12:56:08 pm
Spam shark: for when you want your sushi to taste like like pork.
As a person who has had to eat a lot of fried spam in his days

Spam does not taste like pork.
It tastes like salt and unhealthy.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 17, 2017, 02:57:51 pm
It's been a while, but I'm quite certain spam at least tastes more like pork than sushi does. :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 17, 2017, 08:57:07 pm
We need confirmation from the spam connoisseur himself, saltmummy626!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 17, 2017, 11:56:12 pm
We need confirmation from the spam connoisseur himself, saltmummy626!
It is a mix of meat which tastes entirely of SPAM with a pork under taste.
Spam shark: for when you want your sushi to taste like like pork.
As a person who has had to eat a lot of fried spam in his days

Spam does not taste like pork.
It tastes like salt and unhealthy.
You mean it tastes like salt and delicious!
It's not even all that greasy, cooking it produces less excess grease than a couple strips of bacon. Raw SPAM tastes of generic cold meat, while fried tastes like heaven. As long as you don't eat too much that is. Personally, I can put away an entire can but some people have to stop after one or two slices as they get tired of the flavor. An old favorite of one of my relatives is a cold SPAM sandwich. It's basically a BLT with raw SPAM. No, not raw SPAM instead of bacon, it's the entire BLT with the inclusion of a slice of cold SPAM. It's not terrible, but the taste of cold spam leaves you feeling like you are missing something, namely the flavors that are released when it is fried.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 18, 2017, 02:45:47 am
But does it taste good with Bubbas? XP
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 18, 2017, 06:18:37 pm
But does it taste good with Bubbas? XP
I don't know what that variety of shark tastes like, so I'm going to say... If you like?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 19, 2017, 02:16:02 pm
I have committed !!SCIENCE!! on my laptop and revived my a key. Glorious.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 19, 2017, 09:38:53 pm
Quote from: Person 1
"Will Will Smith smith?"

Quote from: Person 2
"Will Smith will smith."

Quote from: Person 3
Police police police police!

Quote from: Person 1 & 2
...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on January 19, 2017, 10:28:56 pm
I see that and raise you a gag.

Two people are using an Ouija board.
Quote from: Board
A... L... I... V... E...

Quote from: Person 2
Alive? ALIVE!? is it saying it's alive??

Quote from: Person 1
I don't know, i'll keep going.

Quote from: Board
S.. T.. A.. Y.. I.. N... A.. L.. I.. V.. E..

Quote from: Person 2
...

Quote from: Person 1
Shit, this is a Bee Gee board.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 19, 2017, 10:47:00 pm
Bad shark. D:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 20, 2017, 12:07:06 am
Bad shark. D:
I don't know. Personally I find puns to be insufferably punishing on my mind, but that one was OK by me.

Monster girls
To some people, it's a weird fetish for weird people.
To others, it's content for people so bored of standard porn that the idea of punishing their genitals to anything less exotic than pictures of mythological creatures makes them go soft/dry.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 20, 2017, 02:18:18 am
Eh. I can see the reasoning behind monstergirls. Same as catgirls and some of the classic furry-inspirating characters that get overdone in art, such as Krystal. Tits are involved, and thus close enough to "normal" porn to be less likely to weird some on-the-fence people out. And then next thing they know boom, furry. o3o
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on January 20, 2017, 04:00:26 am
Tits make everything better.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 20, 2017, 04:34:55 am
Unless you are shork? o3o
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on January 20, 2017, 12:06:35 pm
Unless you are shork? o3o
Yup
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on January 20, 2017, 06:43:19 pm
Well, RIP Gabe The Dog.

Sleep tight, pupper.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 20, 2017, 07:47:05 pm
Que? ;w;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 20, 2017, 08:33:09 pm
So it has begun...the trumpucracy!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 20, 2017, 08:53:37 pm
Double post because fuck it. I think I am slowy shiting from youmu konpaku to yukari yakumo as my favorite touhou...I feel dirty, like a traitor, leaving the saigyouji clan and konpaku lineage for the yakumo clan.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 20, 2017, 09:26:50 pm
Is it too late to move to Canada? :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 20, 2017, 10:07:02 pm
Isn't there like a metric ton of requirments to move to canada?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 21, 2017, 01:54:07 pm
Fine, maybe move to Russia, the one country that's not gonna wanna nuke us now. o3o
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Wheel-Son on January 21, 2017, 02:29:30 pm
Isn't there like a metric ton of requirments to move to canada?
N-no? Canada's the least protected border in the world. All you need is a passport and you can just drive in.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on January 21, 2017, 02:36:19 pm
Isn't there like a metric ton of requirments to move to canada?
N-no? Canada's the least protected border in the world. All you need is a passport and you can just drive in.
to fully immigrate at least according to some stuff I read can take over a year for your application to be reviewed, and you need over a certain number of points to immigrate, bonus points if you know english and french.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 21, 2017, 03:11:57 pm
Isn't there like a metric ton of requirments to move to canada?
N-no? Canada's the least protected border in the world. All you need is a passport and you can just drive in.
to fully immigrate at least according to some stuff I read can take over a year for your application to be reviewed, and you need over a certain number of points to immigrate, bonus points if you know english and french.
There's also the part where you need to know some kind of trade skill or degree in something like medicine.

Also, no ones moving to canada. They always say they will, but they never do.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on January 22, 2017, 03:56:31 pm
Isn't there like a metric ton of requirments to move to canada?
N-no? Canada's the least protected border in the world. All you need is a passport and you can just drive in.
to fully immigrate at least according to some stuff I read can take over a year for your application to be reviewed, and you need over a certain number of points to immigrate, bonus points if you know english and french.
There's also the part where you need to know some kind of trade skill or degree in something like medicine.

Also, no ones moving to canada. They always say they will, but they never do.
Last I heard it was just 'reach over this number of points on this rubrik and you can immigrate' nothing about needing a trade skill or degree, but I could be wrong it's been a few months.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on January 22, 2017, 04:27:44 pm
Canada has some of the strictest requirements for citizenship out there. Simply getting a work visa or similar isn't tough, but I'm willing to be no one here, myself included could pass the citizenship test.

Skill requirements exist, but are pretty paltry relative to the test.

Beyond that, yeah, we don't really want the dregs of your society (i.e. 90% of the IMMA MOVE TO CANADA BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE SOMEONE DISAGREEING WITH ME people), thanks. We have enough of our own problems without a bunch of idiots showing up.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 22, 2017, 06:30:02 pm
Yep, should move to Antarctica instead. Bet the shoggoths don't have any citizenship tests other than:

Q: Tekeli-li?
A: Tekeli-li.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on January 22, 2017, 07:02:05 pm
Canada has some of the strictest requirements for citizenship out there. Simply getting a work visa or similar isn't tough, but I'm willing to be no one here, myself included could pass the citizenship test.

Skill requirements exist, but are pretty paltry relative to the test.

Beyond that, yeah, we don't really want the dregs of your society (i.e. 90% of the IMMA MOVE TO CANADA BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE SOMEONE DISAGREEING WITH ME people), thanks. We have enough of our own problems without a bunch of idiots showing up.
I'm one of those that made a joke about moving to canada, never gave it serious thought. If we're going to fix the problems here we've got to buck up, grow some thicker skin, and get to work instead of running away. And because I want the country to succeed that means making the best of what goes on during this presidency and hoping it's better than we thought.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 22, 2017, 08:15:10 pm
And yeah, I'm just fucking around. :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on January 22, 2017, 09:00:35 pm
I wasn't meaning you guys. More generalizations. We don't want Amy Schumer either, to put it in another way.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 23, 2017, 10:58:54 am
John Madden, John Madded, John Madden, football!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 23, 2017, 01:45:14 pm
John Madden, John Madded, John Madden, football!

Aeiou. :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 23, 2017, 08:22:07 pm
John Madden, John Madded, John Madden, football!

Aeiou. :V
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on January 24, 2017, 03:19:19 pm
I just read the entirety of Boatmurdured. That was very interesting...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 24, 2017, 04:02:55 pm
If we're going to fix the problems here we've got to buck up, grow some thicker skin, and get to work instead of running away. And because I want the country to succeed that means making the best of what goes on during this presidency and hoping it's better than we thought.
Wise words sir, some of the wisest and most succinct I've seen about the near future.

I wasn't meaning you guys. More generalizations. We don't want Amy Schumer either, to put it in another way.
Tell you what, we'll hang onto Amy Schumer if you take Justin Beiber back.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on January 24, 2017, 05:59:34 pm
nuhuh, no take backs!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 24, 2017, 09:01:59 pm
nuhuh, no take backs!
What kind of place has no return policy?! I want to speak to your manager!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 24, 2017, 10:25:03 pm
nuhuh, no take backs!
What kind of place has no return policy?! I want to speak to your manager!
Right this way sir, his name is justin and he likes to fall down the stairs.

Wow, this touchpad on new PC is highly undesirable. The buttons are integrated into the touchpad itself, which means the buttons detect movement. I can't use more than one finger on it at a time or else the mouse flips it's shit. I'll get used to the rigid keyboard though. the keys are... smaller? no... odd.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 24, 2017, 10:26:28 pm
Autotuned singers count as electronics, so return policy is only 15 days on them. o3o
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Perigrin on January 25, 2017, 12:09:36 am
nuhuh, no take backs!
What kind of place has no return policy?! I want to speak to your manager!
Right this way sir, his name is justin and he likes to fall down the stairs.

Wow, this touchpad on new PC is highly undesirable. The buttons are integrated into the touchpad itself, which means the buttons detect movement. I can't use more than one finger on it at a time or else the mouse flips it's shit. I'll get used to the rigid keyboard though. the keys are... smaller? no... odd.
Use a mouse. Once you adapt you will be far happier.
Also, I like Justin, he seems like an ok leader. Also, hey, i look at politics this way. We survived Bush and Obama, both of whom were treated like tge apocalypse waiting to happen on election. We will be fine. fuck Bush tho
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 25, 2017, 12:17:57 am
I have a shogun, 5 days worth of food and water, medicine, shelter and misc tools in a bug-out-bag. I am ready for the 2nd worst case scenario under trump!

I am not paranoid!!!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 25, 2017, 12:51:44 am
I have a shogun

How'd you fit an entire samurai in that bug-out bag?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 25, 2017, 12:56:56 am
I have a shogun

How'd you fit an entire samurai in that bug-out bag?
Fuck...uh...pick one?

1.) Magic
2.) Erin's shady new drug.
3.) Yukari is fooling around again.
4.) Its a Moriya Shrine conspiracy.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 25, 2017, 12:58:35 am
Double post because related.

Spoiler: Holstered Attack dogs (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on January 25, 2017, 05:31:04 am
nuhuh, no take backs!
What kind of place has no return policy?! I want to speak to your manager!
Right this way sir, his name is justin and he likes to fall down the stairs.

Wow, this touchpad on new PC is highly undesirable. The buttons are integrated into the touchpad itself, which means the buttons detect movement. I can't use more than one finger on it at a time or else the mouse flips it's shit. I'll get used to the rigid keyboard though. the keys are... smaller? no... odd.
Use a mouse. Once you adapt you will be far happier.
Also, I like Justin, he seems like an ok leader. Also, hey, i look at politics this way. We survived Bush and Obama, both of whom were treated like tge apocalypse waiting to happen on election. We will be fine. fuck Bush tho

I'll trade you Justin for the Bieber. Hell, I'd trade him for Obama, Trump, and Sanders, if you throw in Paul as well. Easily. He's the worst prime minister in recent history (MULROOOONNYYYY!), and even the people who voted for him are starting to say that.

And Obama did pretty much all the things everyone hates Bush for (you know you guys are at war with seven different countries right now thanks to him, right?) and also wrecked your healthcare system even worse. I'm not sure why everyone gives him a pass, because he was just as mediocre as the last dude and arguably more "fascist" objectively speaking than "fascist" Bush.

You'd think with all that stuff strapped to them, those guys would bother to bring some ammo.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 25, 2017, 11:07:43 pm
Double post because related.

Spoiler: Holstered Attack dogs (hover to show)
IT HAS BEGUN
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 25, 2017, 11:55:42 pm
When did it end?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 26, 2017, 01:03:37 am
It never ends. 3:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 26, 2017, 01:29:22 am
Just like the ride!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on January 26, 2017, 02:17:09 pm
nuhuh, no take backs!
What kind of place has no return policy?! I want to speak to your manager!
Right this way sir, his name is justin and he likes to fall down the stairs.

Wow, this touchpad on new PC is highly undesirable. The buttons are integrated into the touchpad itself, which means the buttons detect movement. I can't use more than one finger on it at a time or else the mouse flips it's shit. I'll get used to the rigid keyboard though. the keys are... smaller? no... odd.
Use a mouse. Once you adapt you will be far happier.
Also, I like Justin, he seems like an ok leader. Also, hey, i look at politics this way. We survived Bush and Obama, both of whom were treated like tge apocalypse waiting to happen on election. We will be fine. fuck Bush tho

I'll trade you Justin for the Bieber. Hell, I'd trade him for Obama, Trump, and Sanders, if you throw in Paul as well. Easily. He's the worst prime minister in recent history (MULROOOONNYYYY!), and even the people who voted for him are starting to say that.

And Obama did pretty much all the things everyone hates Bush for (you know you guys are at war with seven different countries right now thanks to him, right?) and also wrecked your healthcare system even worse. I'm not sure why everyone gives him a pass, because he was just as mediocre as the last dude and arguably more "fascist" objectively speaking than "fascist" Bush.

You'd think with all that stuff strapped to them, those guys would bother to bring some ammo.

Okay, on the healthcare thing: If it hadn't been for the ACA(which is 'obamacare') my mother would still have a back that wouldn't let her be able to walk around and do things she enjoys doing things. The reason is because the ACA removed the ability for insurance companies to deny you coverage if you had a pre-existing condition. So irregardless of other fuck ups I can still genuinely say Thanks Obama.

Now off of politics(we have a thread for that) road crews are annoying what with eight fucking trucks blocking the flow of traffic on my street yesterday.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on January 26, 2017, 03:21:50 pm
I'm not saying it didn't help some, but it fucked a much larger portion of people. Much as I like ya better than a bunch of utter strangers, and am glad it worked for your family, I think it's still more important to put the good of the many above the good of the few it helped.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on January 26, 2017, 04:22:02 pm
I'm not saying it didn't help some, but it fucked a much larger portion of people. Much as I like ya better than a bunch of utter strangers, and am glad it worked for your family, I think it's still more important to put the good of the many above the good of the few it helped.
Yeah I agree with that, but I do think there needs to be a way for people with pre existing conditions to get insurance.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 27, 2017, 02:43:56 pm
So, it's official. My new desktop has the Windows 10 virus, and it refuses to run my glorious old Windows 7 disc.

And yet, while it's still flat-out inferior, after a lot of tweaking I can live with it. Anyone who actually LIKES it is a heretic though. o3o
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 28, 2017, 03:22:03 am
So, it's official. My new desktop has the Windows 10 virus, and it refuses to run my glorious old Windows 7 disc.

And yet, while it's still flat-out inferior, after a lot of tweaking I can live with it. Anyone who actually LIKES it is a heretic though. o3o
Indeed and agreed. My new computer has it, I stripped it down and used a program called "classic shell" to make it look like windows 7. Get rid of those fucking tiles, turn off cortana, disable one drive, disable whatever the fuck. Wish I could get it to stop with the fucking boot screen shit. Requiring my microsoft account to use the computer. Windows 10 is fucking trash.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 28, 2017, 12:09:33 pm
Indeed and agreed. My new computer has it, I stripped it down and used a program called "classic shell" to make it look like windows 7. Get rid of those fucking tiles, turn off cortana, disable one drive, disable whatever the fuck. Wish I could get it to stop with the fucking boot screen shit. Requiring my microsoft account to use the computer. Windows 10 is fucking trash.

Ooh, I'm tempted to look into that. :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 28, 2017, 03:58:18 pm
I tolerate windows 10 by not paying attention to the stuff I don't want like cortana. As for having to use your microsoft account, you don't, just make your computer profile a local account.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 28, 2017, 04:23:43 pm
As for having to use your microsoft account, you don't, just make your computer profile a local account.

...there are people that DON'T do that? The poor creatures.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 29, 2017, 02:53:22 am
Good idea Noctifer, I will do that later though. I've got things I need to finish and changing to a local account will just close all my shit right now.

In other news, my bosses wife is unpleasant to say the least, a raging bitch to say the worst (in polite words.) Among many other issues, such as not knowing how a gift card works and being a bitch to the customers, she is also in charge of scheduling and ordering. She orders all the shit we don't need, and not the stuff that sells well. More importantly, she has slashed the hours of myself and two other employees, and given them all to the stores indian workers. The newest of these was given the job, one day of training, and then was set loose with the customers much to the irritation of the customers. The biggest deal with all this though is, the store is now badly overstaffed. I and another of the workers are worried that the bosses wife is trying to have us replaced.

No one ever buys the "home run bubblegum baseball bats." Why do we stock them? Even children don't want them. There's a bunch of shit that we shouldn't be stocking and yet we do, even if it doesn't sell. Beerchilladas, bubblegum bats, landjaeger, "butterkernel" corn, canned goods in general, pretzels, and incense. We don't sell that shit, why stock it? Hell, we have perfume on one of our shelves. The bottles are so old that the plastic has actually started to crumble. You know that kind of plastic that gets some sun on it and then it ages and cracks, and then turns to powdered shit at the slightest touch?

"Tigers milk" energy bars. It's actually just corn syrup. Seriously, it markets itself as a serious energy bar full of nutrients, but it's just corn syrup. With no milk in it, tigers or otherwise.

I have begun to spite my employers wife after she screeched at me for not putting numbers on a list or doing chores. Let's go back a bit. One of the things that is recommended I do to make my job easier is to make a list of all the cigarettes and tobacco products I need. Running low on marlboro red box? Put it on the list. I had started my list on what started as a slow day, but quickly picked up before I could finish the list or do any of the other small chores that help out around the place (because the janitor can't do that shit while I'm dealing with customers right?) The employers wife comes down and asks if I have a list, I respond over my shoulder by saying I do but it isn't finished. To which she responds by screaming at me that I don't do anything, why isn't your list finished, where are the numbers (what numbers?). All of this in front of customers of course. Throughout the day, when I wasn't compiling the list, I had been dusting and cleaning the glass in the store. One of her shouted complaints was that I don't do these things. After that good shouting at, we come to the first line of this paragraph. I have begun to spite my employers wife after she screeched at me for not putting numbers on a list or doing chores. How so? I list every single brand we have that is down by even a little bit on my list. I go to pains to list cigarettes that do not sell well or at all and have been left in low stock because of that fact. The numbers I put down are arbitrary as I know she won't bring anything I actually need anyway. When I do the other chores, I go about it in the most "doing nothing but still doing something" way possible. I fiddle-dee-fuck about with it, dusting individual bags of chips and candy bars. I DUST INSIDE THE FUCKING ICE CREAM COOLER. In essence, I waste a shitton of time doing nothing, but you can't really say I'm doing nothing because I am clearly doing what I was shouted at to do. If you're going to be an ungodly cunt in front of customers, than I can be an ungodly cunt while doing exactly what you said to do.

Same day I got shouted at for being lazy? I STOPPED THE STORE FROM BEING ROBBED! Ungrateful fucking hag.

Oh, and sorry I didn't jump into that RP on the cata forums, I've been distracted by my shockingly butchered schedule and my shiny new computer machine.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on January 31, 2017, 11:51:08 am
That sounds brutally similar to the storefront here. Want some sunglasses or a pickle in a bag? Go to the gunshop. Need earings made out of shotgun shells (I at least kinda see the connection here), or 60 different kinds of novelty lighters? Go to the gun shop. Dog collars that glow in the dark, or cups with pictures of a moose on them? Go to the gun shop. Hats advertising other businesses? We've got that. VHS tapes on how to ride a bull? 50 for $3!

I am saving my dollars and waiting till I get the person responsible for this up for secret santa some year. Then I'm gonna buy her all the ridiculous, cheesy bullshit we are stockpiling, and make a big deal out of how she never wears any of it afterwards.

Gotta say, I'd totally buy a bubblegum baseball bat if it's life sized.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 31, 2017, 11:54:44 am
>VHS

Hipster or stuck in the 90's?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on January 31, 2017, 12:07:43 pm
I don't know. They showed up like three months ago, literally hundreds of them.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 31, 2017, 01:20:29 pm
You sell so much random crap that you have no room for propane guns and propane gun accessories.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on January 31, 2017, 02:05:54 pm
>VHS

Hipster or stuck in the 90's?
The correct answer to this is: "Yes."
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on January 31, 2017, 09:04:01 pm
Gotta say, I'd totally buy a bubblegum baseball bat if it's life sized.
naw, they are about 1/3rd the size of a real one. It's a hollow plastic bat filled with gum balls. I actually sold one to some guy out of his mind on heroine the other day.

"Man, I need something to eat."
"Well, we've got plenty of chips and candy sir. You feeling alright?"
"Yeah man, I got my fix, I'm feeling great."
"Fix? You're on drugs?"
"Yeah man. Heroines the best. Hey, I need something to eat."
"Well... We've got bubblegum baseball bats."
"Holy shit man, where those at? I want one of those."

Guy fucking reeked of sweat and piss.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on January 31, 2017, 09:17:22 pm
That was maybe probably me.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on February 01, 2017, 05:45:09 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCpxlJ78Fvc
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 01, 2017, 06:01:36 pm
Needs moar Curly noises.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on February 01, 2017, 08:10:27 pm
If top kek if good, is low kek shitty?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 02, 2017, 12:34:55 am
That only determines if you are riding the kek, or it's riding you. 3:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on February 02, 2017, 08:31:53 pm
I just learned that the origin of Hawaiian pizza is Ontario Canada, 1962.

These are serious heresy charges being leveled against a country. Apa, what do you have to say on behalf of Canada? Don't think you are alone either, it just so happens that Hawaiian pizza is the most popular pizza in Australia, we will be paying them a visit as well of course. We may find it in our hearts to forgive Canada, the sins of one should not effect the purity of all. Australia though, there is only exterminatus for them.

This court is in session, with Apatheticexcuse (Discord) representing Canada. Apa, you have the floor to make your case.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on February 02, 2017, 10:04:18 pm
I am a people's attorney and have been appointed as Apatheticexcuse's layer on the Ethics v Canada case. Apathetic claims the right to remain silent. (I am assuming this is an american court because I know fuck all of canada's legal system/rights.)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on February 02, 2017, 10:07:04 pm
It's alright, Noct. I feel as though I am more than capable of defending my honor in this court.

I submit Western Canada is a very distinct place from Eastern Canada. Those leeches are responsible for nothing more than creating stereotypes and committing pizza heresy, as well as making use of the forbidden milk in a bag. I submit that I am not a resident of this Canada, and much like a growing majority of my Western countrymen, feel that we are forced into an association with these people who do little more than subsist off our incomes and spread vileness to the world. We are socially and culturally more akin to his Honor's own home state than to these cretins, and dream of a day when we can re-unite with our Cascadian brothers.

I would move that the court treat from Saskatchewan westward as separate jurisdiction and grant us immunity from the crimes of the East. I would further move that an organization be founded dedicated to relocating Eastern Canadians to the Former Penal Colony of Australia, so that we may deal with all of these miscreants at once.

Failing that, I would protest judgement on the grounds that my Western brothers and I are being discriminated against on the basis of race. Accusing us of crimes committed by those who are essentially foreigners is analogous with accusing a Puerto Rican of committing the Armenian genocide, simply because they often have the same "slightly brown" skin tone as the Turks.

Defense Exibit A - More Heresy From The Barbarians To The East
(https://junkdrawer67.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/milk-bag.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on February 03, 2017, 12:19:00 am
We of the court have reviewed your statement on behalf of western Canada and have decided your logic is sound. Because of the clear and distinct culture border between the regions Western Canada's representative has outlined for this court, I have decided to honor his request to recognize them as separate jurisdictions on the condition that Western Canada appropriate and export the concept of sugar shacks and tim hortons into the united states.

Further more, I am inclined to grant you the immunity you request. This of course means nothing as the jury is the one to make the final choice, but would also exonerate Western Canada of responsibility for introducing Justin Bieber into the united states, should no one come forward with a counter argument.

Now, do we send Eastern Canada to the australia? It could be put to work in the opal quarries, or perhaps employed as slave labor in one of the penal colonies many fosters breweries. Or, do we burn it away with the glorious incandescence of the emperors fury? What does the jury think?

Now, does anyone have a counter statement against the representative to Western Canada, Apatheticexcuse (Discord)?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on February 03, 2017, 12:34:46 am
*Inserts floater in final ruling papers to also move madagascar to australia*
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 05, 2017, 12:12:09 pm
*Inserts floater in final ruling papers to also move madagascar to australia*

And now the hearing is indefinitely stalled up, and all of Australia's ports are closed, because one of the jurors was coughing.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on February 05, 2017, 01:40:59 pm
STOP BURNING BODIES WHEN NOBODY HAS DIED YET!!!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 05, 2017, 03:11:46 pm
"Sir, a man is coughing in Brazil!"

"Shut. Down. EVERYTHING."
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on February 05, 2017, 07:13:21 pm
So I just got this email from the forum...

Quote
We could have sent you a birthday card.  We could have sent you some flowers or a cake.

But we didn't.

We could have even sent you one of those automatically generated messages to wish you happy birthday where we don't even have to replace INSERT NAME.

But we didn't

We wrote this birthday greeting just for you.

We would like to wish you a very special birthday.

Regards,
The Utterly Mad Team.

//:: This message was automatically generated :://
Such a wonderful heart-felt message, truly moving stuff.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on February 05, 2017, 07:14:04 pm
"Sir, a man is coughing in Madagascar!"

"Shut. Down. EVERYTHING."
FTFY
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 05, 2017, 09:33:25 pm
Happy barfday I guess, cacokatze. o3o
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on February 05, 2017, 10:37:40 pm
"Sir, a man is coughing in Madagascar!"

"Shut. Down. EVERYTHING."
FTFY
If that where to happen, you might win the game.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on February 06, 2017, 11:53:56 am
I seem to have lost the ability to enter the Chat, it immediately boots me out.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on February 06, 2017, 12:17:39 pm
it's cause ur a spambot
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on February 06, 2017, 12:20:20 pm
I seem to have lost the ability to enter the Chat, it immediately boots me out.

Things to try:

1. Open it in a new tab instead of the existing one. This is the only way I can get in there.
2. Make sure you aren't in some kind of "private" browsing mode, have cookies enabled, etc. etc.
3. Check to see how often your IP rotates.
4. If you're using something like Tor, you should use something else.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on February 06, 2017, 12:29:19 pm
it's cause ur a spambot

Noh I am not.
Though by the way, did you know of the sexy hot singles in your area?
CLICK NOW!!! (http://whywouldyouclickthat.com)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on February 06, 2017, 12:45:09 pm
I seem to have lost the ability to enter the Chat, it immediately boots me out.

Things to try:

1. Open it in a new tab instead of the existing one. This is the only way I can get in there.
2. Make sure you aren't in some kind of "private" browsing mode, have cookies enabled, etc. etc.
3. Check to see how often your IP rotates.
4. If you're using something like Tor, you should use something else.
1. Already tried that.
2. No I am not, at least I don't think an extension is causing that either.
3. How do I check that?
4. I am using Google Chrome.

With 3 I am not sure, I am using a phone tether for internet as it is the only thing I can really get out here. I noticed with speed tests that often it would say my location is either in LA or Dallas. Which is weird with me being in Arizona.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on February 06, 2017, 12:50:57 pm
The tether is likely your issue. I don't know how to fix it.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on February 07, 2017, 05:32:53 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/yo8cjfa.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on February 07, 2017, 08:28:05 pm
My net keeps cutting out randomly. I've narrowed it down to an issue with discord. Thought it was a windows 10 problem for a bit, until all the fixes for that didn't work. Went to the next least likely, which is a problem with the wireless adapter. That's not the issue. Think back on everything I've altered or installed since the problem started. I installed discord, and then the problem happened. I'm going to uninstall it and see what happens. If that doesn't work, then it could be some odd issue with changing bands or something like that.

Lo and behold, it was discord. All I had to do was shut it down and the problem stopped.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on February 08, 2017, 10:27:49 pm
My net keeps cutting out randomly. I've narrowed it down to an issue with discord. Thought it was a windows 10 problem for a bit, until all the fixes for that didn't work. Went to the next least likely, which is a problem with the wireless adapter. That's not the issue. Think back on everything I've altered or installed since the problem started. I installed discord, and then the problem happened. I'm going to uninstall it and see what happens. If that doesn't work, then it could be some odd issue with changing bands or something like that.

Lo and behold, it was discord. All I had to do was shut it down and the problem stopped.

It totally wasn't me. Thanks, though.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on February 09, 2017, 02:19:27 am
peppadaddy -> pappadaddy
Pappadaddy -> Fatherdaddy
A different name for the same being given by peoples in another land?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on February 09, 2017, 10:40:21 am
Is it weird that I like air crash investigation shows?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 09, 2017, 11:24:51 am
Is it weird that I like air crash investigation shows?

Yes. 3:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on February 09, 2017, 11:35:10 am
Is it weird that I like air crash investigation shows?

I think it's pretty normal, personally. Human nature is always to look at the train (or plane) crash.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Six on February 10, 2017, 12:33:48 pm
I have returned from the dead

Sorry I haven't been around for a little while, had some personal shit to take care of, probably still gonna be pretty busy with it for a while though.

Also Apa is an admin now, seems like I've got some catching up to do.

However:
Sixposting INTENSIFIES
Sixposting INTENSIFIES
Sixposting INTENSIFIES
Sixposting INTENSIFIES
Sixposting INTENSIFIES
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on February 10, 2017, 02:11:04 pm
Yeah, Lork kinda admin'd me out of the blue. I think it was because he was too lazy to put up with my pestering to move threads and make subboards in UMEU, but it might also have been because all the other red comrades (including him) have been busy and not around a lot recently, wheras I have no life and tons of free time to rule the place with an iron fist.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: LordExodus on February 10, 2017, 09:04:28 pm
Well, I don't know half of you new people... but I suppose I probably appear new!

Wasn't sure where else to put it, especially since about half of the forum seems quiet, and we don't really have all that many places for this sort of thing.

So, Utterly Mad, it's been a couple of years, and I've missed you all since.

Exodus is back! (Albeit under a new name, because the system for getting your password is mega broken)
<3
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on February 10, 2017, 09:40:28 pm
Friday!!! Woo!!!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on February 10, 2017, 09:41:06 pm
So clif bars. There is a new kind of clif bar which is filled with what the label says is "nut butter."

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on February 10, 2017, 10:11:59 pm
Well, I don't know half of you new people... but I suppose I probably appear new!

Wasn't sure where else to put it, especially since about half of the forum seems quiet, and we don't really have all that many places for this sort of thing.

So, Utterly Mad, it's been a couple of years, and I've missed you all since.

Exodus is back! (Albeit under a new name, because the system for getting your password is mega broken)
<3

Welcome back. Don't think we really met, but hey.

I can reset your password if you'd like. SMF admin powers know no bounds.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Exodus on February 10, 2017, 10:34:15 pm
That would be incredibly appreciated, but maybe it's time for a fresh start. A new name to who I am.

Also, for some reason I still have the account on my tablet.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on February 10, 2017, 10:39:56 pm
Did not see you there Exodus...sorry...

I am the resident FNG! Good to make your acquaintance.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Exodus on February 10, 2017, 10:43:40 pm
FNG?

I'm a young person who shudders his emotions inside himself to the point of constantly being accused of being a sociopath.
Good to meet you!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on February 10, 2017, 10:50:42 pm
Pm me with the new one if you want me to do so.

Just about everyone here is a sociopath or from Texas, so no worries.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on February 10, 2017, 11:47:40 pm
FNG?

I'm a young person who shudders his emotions inside himself to the point of constantly being accused of being a sociopath.
Good to meet you!
Yo! Welcome back Exodus
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 11, 2017, 01:19:37 am
And now, you must become one with Mother Russia. Or something.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on February 11, 2017, 12:28:32 pm
Ya' know, it is interesting that this is the man that hosts DDA's forum.
(http://www.test.glyphgryph.com/derp/squizzard.jpg)


http://www.test.glyphgryph.com/
is an interesting place.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on February 11, 2017, 12:40:07 pm
FNG?
Fucking new guy.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Six on February 11, 2017, 12:48:22 pm
FNG?
Fucking new guy.

Woah, don't be rude to the new guy

Well, I don't know half of you new people... but I suppose I probably appear new!

Wasn't sure where else to put it, especially since about half of the forum seems quiet, and we don't really have all that many places for this sort of thing.

So, Utterly Mad, it's been a couple of years, and I've missed you all since.

Exodus is back! (Albeit under a new name, because the system for getting your password is mega broken)
<3
Good to have you back, we've missed you
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on February 11, 2017, 01:56:23 pm
FNG?
Fucking new guy.

Woah, don't be rude to the new guy
I am only defining FNG.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on February 11, 2017, 02:58:46 pm
FNG?
Fucking new guy.

Woah, don't be rude to the new guy
I am only defining FNG.
Who gave you the right to define a person? CHECK YOUR PRIVILAGE YOKAI!!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: LordExodus on February 11, 2017, 03:04:08 pm
Some people... am I right Salt?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on February 11, 2017, 07:29:14 pm
Who gave you the right to define a person? CHECK YOUR PRIVILAGE YOKAI!!
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SPECIES IN 2017?!?!?!?1?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on February 12, 2017, 03:07:57 am
Who gave you the right to define a person? CHECK YOUR PRIVILAGE YOKAI!!
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SPECIES IN 2017?!?!?!?1?
*TRIGGERED*
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Six on February 12, 2017, 10:31:13 am
Who gave you the right to define a person? CHECK YOUR PRIVILAGE YOKAI!!
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SPECIES IN 2017?!?!?!?1?
*TRIGGERED*
IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE? ARE YOU ACTUALLY FOR REAL RIGHT NOW? HOW DARE YOU BE TRIGGERED. MY GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS KILLED WITH A GUN, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT GUNS HAVE? TRIGGERS. YOU FUCKING SHITLORD.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on February 12, 2017, 10:34:13 am
Who gave you the right to define a person? CHECK YOUR PRIVILAGE YOKAI!!
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SPECIES IN 2017?!?!?!?1?
*TRIGGERED*
IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE? ARE YOU ACTUALLY FOR REAL RIGHT NOW? HOW DARE YOU BE TRIGGERED. MY GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS KILLED WITH A GUN, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT GUNS HAVE? TRIGGERS. YOU FUCKING SHITLORD.
Wow.  Triggered.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 12, 2017, 02:20:49 pm
The Derpening. IT BEGINS.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: LordExodus on February 12, 2017, 02:45:17 pm
So, if I showed up, and then the Derpening happened...

Does that make me the Harbinger of the Derpening?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on February 12, 2017, 02:53:01 pm
So, if I showed up, and then the Derpening happened...

Does that make me the Harbinger of the Derpening?
A Harbinger of Derp. A Derpinger, if you will.
Wait, but that means...

THE DERPINGER COMES! THE PROMISED TIME HAS COME!

In commemoration of this event, here is a video featuring a wall of 3D printed mechanical dicks dancing to the classical song, "dance of the sugar plum fairy."
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: LordExodus on February 12, 2017, 07:12:47 pm
I remember back in my day, Last Man Posting was full of posters, and the conversations never ended!

Thems were the good ole times, m'boy.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on February 12, 2017, 07:36:51 pm
Yup
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 12, 2017, 07:45:11 pm
Alas, the Sixposting is doomed to stagnation. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: LordExodus on February 12, 2017, 08:18:38 pm
I think the word you're looking for is constipation.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on February 13, 2017, 03:26:10 am
MAKE SHITPOSTS GREAT AGAIN!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on February 13, 2017, 03:46:32 am
Your shitposts...   END HERE!
*sick riffs*
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 14, 2017, 02:48:44 am
Your shitposts...   END HERE!
*sick riffs*

*ATATATATATA*

Omae wa mou kusokakiko.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: LordExodus on February 14, 2017, 08:29:20 pm
So, how is everyone lately?

You know, if a Norwegian robot examines a bird, then it's... Scandinavian.

(Scanned an Avian)

Badum-crash.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on February 14, 2017, 09:00:32 pm
>Playing board game where you need to guess location by asking yes or no questions.
>Location: Space station.

"Woukd you say this place...is out of this world?"
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on February 18, 2017, 12:17:14 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/TkQBWjK.gif)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 18, 2017, 06:19:24 pm
Birb plz. D:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on February 19, 2017, 02:36:27 pm
Eyo wagwan pifting what's yer BBM pin innit yeah?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on February 19, 2017, 04:05:13 pm
Eyo wagwan pifting what's yer BBM pin innit yeah?
(http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4258249+_14430fde68b5a7707765d9ebe340fce4.png)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on February 19, 2017, 04:32:04 pm
Eyo wagwan pifting what's yer BBM pin innit yeah?
(http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4258249+_14430fde68b5a7707765d9ebe340fce4.png)
You wot?   You tryin ta start up on me?   How bout me mandem come round yer ends?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on February 19, 2017, 05:05:06 pm
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/209/784/5de.png)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 19, 2017, 07:47:05 pm
[Memes Intensify]
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on February 20, 2017, 03:57:54 am
Eyo wagwan pifting what's yer BBM pin innit yeah?
(http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4258249+_14430fde68b5a7707765d9ebe340fce4.png)
You wot?   You tryin ta start up on me?   How bout me mandem come round yer ends?
U fookin wot m8?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 20, 2017, 03:11:23 pm
Noctifer in a nutshell.

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/017/196/dd9.png)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on February 20, 2017, 09:04:27 pm
Armpits do make a good chunk of those "derivative" yes, specifically by two characters...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on February 21, 2017, 02:48:13 am
Noct has an armpit fetish confirmed!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on February 21, 2017, 10:31:54 am
Double posting for some Very Important NewsTM:

http://icelandmag.visir.is/article/president-iceland-announces-he-would-ban-pineapple-a-pizza-topping
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on February 21, 2017, 12:26:13 pm
From the article:
"UPDATE: The President flip-flops on his pineapple ban, issuing a Facebook order: People should try fish on their pizza!"
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on February 21, 2017, 03:39:19 pm
Utterly mad is watching Iceland, better keep on your toes or our inquisitors might just show up on your door step.

In other news, vault boy is into some weird shit.
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/223/200/060.jpeg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 21, 2017, 04:09:10 pm
Nuuu, butbutubt Birgirpall. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: LionSiege on February 23, 2017, 08:48:58 am
Why am I LionSiege? lmao
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 23, 2017, 11:48:41 am
Because we're besieging lions all up in this shit, man.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on February 27, 2017, 12:09:55 pm
My god, how and why is this forum still alive?
(https://i.gyazo.com/f2e825d1eb27e1e08a347ba89faf9208.png)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 27, 2017, 03:19:22 pm
You guys are oooold. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on February 27, 2017, 09:51:05 pm
because of last man posting, mostly. and the chat room.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on February 27, 2017, 10:01:38 pm
because of last man posting, mostly. and the chat room.
*cough* it's not this website *cough*

Seriously though I have no idea why that one is still up, design hurts my eyes thogh.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on February 28, 2017, 08:03:10 am
My god, how and why is this forum still alive?
(https://i.gyazo.com/f2e825d1eb27e1e08a347ba89faf9208.png)
What is this abomination?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on February 28, 2017, 08:45:50 am
I'm sooooooo bored. I just want a good RP that isn't dead by the 3rd update :c
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 28, 2017, 01:31:35 pm
Ooor if we ever had a succession game not be basically dead except for me fucking around in them. :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on February 28, 2017, 01:32:37 pm
I'm sooooooo bored. I just want a good RP that isn't dead by the 3rd update :c
UMEU just finished an RP, might consider joining the next part of it.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on March 01, 2017, 05:35:46 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/mEsNCVn.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 01, 2017, 06:33:29 pm
It is glorious.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 02, 2017, 01:16:05 am
Just noticed that a bunch of us have had our usernames censored. Makes reading through the DF succession thread a bit tricky. Especially since C h a o s volt has been changed to chaosvolt. As far as I can tell, it's just me and random though.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 02, 2017, 01:47:40 am
What? Oi blyat, which one of you doofuses (doofi?) censored Chaosvolt Chaos volt? ;_;

At least capitalize the "o" instead of half-assing it. <3
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on March 02, 2017, 02:45:14 am
Spaghetti
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 02, 2017, 03:49:17 am
What? Oi blyat, which one of you doofuses (doofi?) censored orderwatt Chaos volt? ;_;

At least capitalize the "o" instead of half-assing it. <3
I'm fairly certain it was ApatheticDiscord
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 02, 2017, 11:40:41 am
Booo. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on March 02, 2017, 03:12:34 pm
Also, Random _Dragon is Random_Dragon.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 02, 2017, 07:52:40 pm
This sads the dragon.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on March 02, 2017, 09:10:32 pm
Hm? Oh yeah. That was me. Like a month ago. Not sure why orderwatt doesn't capitalize. Hm.

Anyway. Bans all around for circumventing the word filters.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on March 02, 2017, 09:12:58 pm
Also, Random _Dragon is Predictable_Lizard.
Oversized_Gecko
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on March 02, 2017, 09:19:00 pm
In case it ever becomes relevant to anyone else, you cannot induce a forum imploding paradox by having a censored word be replaced with another censored word that is supposed to be replaced by the initial censored word.

Which, in retrospect, is probably good.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 02, 2017, 10:11:56 pm
Hm? Oh yeah. That was me. Like a month ago. Not sure why orderwatt doesn't capitalize. Hm.

Anyway. Bans all around for circumventing the word filters.

Nuuu. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 05, 2017, 09:14:13 am
A night of nights. Of accusations and comradery. Of vampires, werewolves, and other creatures of the night.

Thought a man stole my bells, apologized profusely for accusing him of stealing my bells when I noticed that they had simply slid down the door and out of sight.

A new night creature appears! The "Sleeping bag lady." She suddenly appearated in the doorway, carrying a pillow and clad in slippers, boxer shorts, a sweatshirt, and a sleeping bag. She fidgets and babbles uncontrollably. She bought a bunch of food, placed it on the table at the back and then bought a bunch more food. She threw things on the floor all over the place and then ate her food. A  lone traveler entered, seeking shelter from the heavy rain and sleet outside, and also to purchase cigarettes. THE SLEEPING BAG LADY STRIKES! She takes offense at his very presence in the building and decides to leave, before doing so though, she buys even more food and hurls insult at the innocent traveler. He asks her if she is alright, to which she flips her shit at him and vanishes into the morning darkness and driving storm.

The traveler and I pass some time discussing various things as he waits for his phone to charge enough so that he might pass a message to his friend for a ride home. He is stranded in town after being left behind by said friends. He talks about his kids and how he didn't get to spend any time with them this weekend, as his ex-wife had decided that he simply didn't need to see them, and decided not to tell him so. He introduces himself and thanks me profusely for allowing him to charge his phone, it's the least I can do after the sleeping bag lady spat her vitriol at him, and also the least I can do in exchange for his inadvertently driving her out, making it so I didn't have to throw her out later.

A man smelling strongly of smoke, and wearing the clothing you usually see adorning the paid rioters on the news, buys some cigarettes, refuses to leave his metal club outside. As long as he doesn't make trouble and his money and ID are good, I won't put up too much of a fuss about it.

A woman with a bag stuffed with charging cables of various type and length spends two hours in the store buying scratch tickets. Sometimes, she would leave for awhile and then come back to play some more.

Four people stuffed into a tiny car. All of them are covered in piercings and tattoos. Thought it was four men, it was actually 3 men and a woman with a half shaved head. They completely ignore the rest of the store in favor of the scratch machine, which they spend huge amounts of money on. They have nice knives, but the handles are all obnoxious in the extreme.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on March 05, 2017, 03:40:59 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/k1mWz92.png)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on March 05, 2017, 08:45:28 pm
A night of nights. Of accusations and comradery. Of vampires, werewolves, and other creatures of the night.

Thought a man stole my bells, apologized profusely for accusing him of stealing my bells when I noticed that they had simply slid down the door and out of sight.

A new night creature appears! The "Sleeping bag lady." She suddenly appearated in the doorway, carrying a pillow and clad in slippers, boxer shorts, a sweatshirt, and a sleeping bag. She fidgets and babbles uncontrollably. She bought a bunch of food, placed it on the table at the back and then bought a bunch more food. She threw things on the floor all over the place and then ate her food. A  lone traveler entered, seeking shelter from the heavy rain and sleet outside, and also to purchase cigarettes. THE SLEEPING BAG LADY STRIKES! She takes offense at his very presence in the building and decides to leave, before doing so though, she buys even more food and hurls insult at the innocent traveler. He asks her if she is alright, to which she flips her shit at him and vanishes into the morning darkness and driving storm.

The traveler and I pass some time discussing various things as he waits for his phone to charge enough so that he might pass a message to his friend for a ride home. He is stranded in town after being left behind by said friends. He talks about his kids and how he didn't get to spend any time with them this weekend, as his ex-wife had decided that he simply didn't need to see them, and decided not to tell him so. He introduces himself and thanks me profusely for allowing him to charge his phone, it's the least I can do after the sleeping bag lady spat her vitriol at him, and also the least I can do in exchange for his inadvertently driving her out, making it so I didn't have to throw her out later.

A man smelling strongly of smoke, and wearing the clothing you usually see adorning the paid rioters on the news, buys some cigarettes, refuses to leave his metal club outside. As long as he doesn't make trouble and his money and ID are good, I won't put up too much of a fuss about it.

A woman with a bag stuffed with charging cables of various type and length spends two hours in the store buying scratch tickets. Sometimes, she would leave for awhile and then come back to play some more.

Four people stuffed into a tiny car. All of them are covered in piercings and tattoos. Thought it was four men, it was actually 3 men and a woman with a half shaved head. They completely ignore the rest of the store in favor of the scratch machine, which they spend huge amounts of money on. They have nice knives, but the handles are all obnoxious in the extreme.

*slow clap*

Last Exit To Colville.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 07, 2017, 01:19:35 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/2ccf522b87864ed5fbb1a63772578050.png)
The old king of general discussion is back. '3'
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 07, 2017, 03:38:21 pm
The not cute shark returns to be old at everybody. oεo
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 07, 2017, 04:03:29 pm
>Old
>Only 18 and a half.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 07, 2017, 04:14:33 pm
Says the cute shark that's probably the only forum regular there now that's been there since the beginning.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on March 08, 2017, 10:54:22 pm
So. How 'bout them Lakers? They're sure a sports team, eh? Out of all the teams in that league, I'm pretty sure they're one of them.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 08, 2017, 11:06:20 pm
Did I miss some derp? :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 09, 2017, 03:09:16 am
Nope. Just nothing much to talk about I guess.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: LordExodus on March 09, 2017, 07:04:32 am
So, you guys think China might try to increase coal production or that they're more likely to try and import coal now that they've cut off Korea's supply?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on March 09, 2017, 08:08:03 am
TH̟É̝̻͎̺ ̛̩͙̖S̝͇̰̟̼͘U̯ͯ̌ͨͣ̐̿̎Ń̬̦̪͈̥ͤ̓̈ͫ ͇̼̝̳͎̣̠̅ͮT̵͙̞̾͊ͣH̤̆̓ͥͬE̴̦ͬ̽̚ ̧̋ͯ̓͌̅S̱̀͛̂̄̓͡U̙̲̠̭̣͈ͣ͂N̦͔͍̖͓̣̿̆ͩ͒̐͛ ̡̺ͩ̐͊ͣ͆̒̓T̃̔҉̦͇̼̥H̻͓̩͖̆͂́E̘̱̪̬̙ͬ ̰̤͕͇̊̐ͣ̔̀ͅS͕̝͔͓̳͇̫͋̅͂̑̑̃̓U͎̥̻̥̹̔͘Ṅ̫̤̪̜̐ͅ ̩̦̣̜̳̱͊̆̅́T̮ͤ͞Ḧ̷̪̬̖́ͪ͒̚E͒ͩͫ͏̝͉͕̞̲ ͍̣̞͖̪͕ͯ̊͛ͩ̀S̤̟̎U͓̰͒̿͋͌ͪ̂N̹͍̻̲͔͇̐͑͗͜ ̻̺͚̬͙͔̺̓̌ͬ̔̍͐̆T͖̤̟̬̰͕͉̅͞H̵͚̮̩͊͌͊ͣ̅̚Eͥͭ̈́̏̽ͪ͏̺ ̖ͯ͂ͩ͂͘S̨̝̣̣̞̗ͤ͛̈́̇Ṷ̮̲̬̹̮͎ͩṈ̠̼̗͖͒́̏ͥ̀̌ ̻͆ͤT̬͎ͤͪH̾E͛͏͎̲̟ ̥͚̖̥͔̘̞̒͑̇̍Ŝ̗̣͠Ṵ͋̎ͥ̉̚N͓͙ ̫͍̗͈͔͔͚ͮ̾̎̿ͥ̋T̩̘͎̺̳ͦ̕ͅͅH̙͉̬͈̎͆̃̆̉E̙̭̫̓ ̖̆̉ͧ͛̂͂Š͍̹̹͆̉͜Uͬͨ̂̾́̆͏̠͙Ṇ̶̥̓ͯͭ̀ ̢̱͎͇̻͕̗͚T͙͕͖H̯͙̱̩ͯ̇̇ͦ͡E̺̰͚ͯ͂̆ͬ͂ͅ ͉͓͍̿̾́͋͊̇̚S̫̤̹̳͋͆̈́ͬ͐̓͐U̬̭ͨͣ̅̄ͭͪ͛́N͙̮̳̱ͬ̌ͩ̓ ̩̔ͩ̄͊͛͊̀T̟͙͚̟̼̦͒͒ͯͤͅH̵ͪ̋̊͂́ͧ͗Ē̋̈ͬ͑͏͙̮ ͓̮̩͌̋S͑̇̄̽U͙̠̠̟͈͙̇̃̏͑ͧ̚Ņ̤̫͑̏ͪ͒ͤͯ ̙͎̫̪̭̫̤̀̓̅̿Ṯ̐͛ͬͣ͒͒H͕̞͔̽͗ͥ̈ͅE̹̖̯̩̙̣͆͌̐͐̍̑ͦͅ ̧̥̠͉̜̥ͯͅS̷̻̅̌U̳͓͕͎̟͍ͦ̊̊̄̈N̙̙͙̥͎̮̗ͨ̈̔͂͘ ̥̆̉ͣ̂ͩT͔̫̭͍͔ͤ͌̿͟H̫̟̹̥͓̰͒ͫ͛ͣͦ͊ͅE̒̍ͭ҉̬͉̟͈̘̱̦ ́ͥ̀̇̉͜S͍̠̤̯̗͒̄̒͛̋͌ͅUͤN͐̒͌̒̈́̃ ͈̠̪͚͕̥̪ͬT͉͙̳ͮ̏ͩͤ͂̎H̩̤̤͊̔E̶̺̺͓͌̊̍̊̽̃̚ ̻͕̣͍͗ͤ̋̋ͪ̈́S͙͍̮̠̘͍͎̓̔̐͋̚͘Uͣ̈́Ñ̘͒̈̆ ͓̟͔͙̭̇̆́̉ͮṬ̻̥͎͕̪̄͛̐ͣ͛̑H̢͒͑̉̈ͩͧ̃Eͬ҉̣̗̩ ̨̲̥̪͖͇͙̭͑ͤ̇ͯ̒S̰͔̣ͦͧ́̽̈U̫͘N̝͎͆ͪ̏ͫ̑ͣ ̅̆ͯ̔̎̓T̴͙̬̬̠̣̤͒̈̎́ͦ̃H̦̗̥̗̓͑͜E̙̮̲̔͊ ͧ̏̂҉̬͇̫̰͓̝͉Ś̬̩̲͖̊̇̌̍̚U̩̦̪̽͛͛̒ͩ̾Ņ̲


So, you guys think China might try to increase coal production or that they're more likely to try and import coal now that they've cut off Korea's supply?
Isn't china supposed to be a huge producer of solar power?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on March 09, 2017, 11:52:35 am
Probably a drop in the pond, really. China has some of the world's largest coal reserves, and is the world's largest coal producer. Compared to how much they import from other places (and considering they saw a 25% increase in imports over the course of 2016), I'm pretty sure how ever many tons they were pulling out of the peninsula is pretty irrelevant compared to to native production and imports from elsewhere.


Personally, I have a lot of trouble believing the "reduce our coal dependency by 50% by 2040" line China gives. Statements like this, no matter who's making them, always seem to assume energy requirements can be measured in a vacuum without regard for the effect things like population, technology, and so on. Pretty sure they'll be reliant on it due to the realities of their massive power requirements until something else that's equally cheap comes along.


I don't know how legit this is, but it's interesting.

https://www.prlog.org/12613870-new-similar-experiments-dramatically-achieve-rainer-plaga-suggestion-to-prove-parallel-universes.html
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 09, 2017, 06:18:43 pm
So, you guys think China might try to increase coal production or that they're more likely to try and import coal now that they've cut off Korea's supply?
Isn't china supposed to be a huge producer of solar power?
If this were true, people over their wouldn't all be wearing face masks to try and avoid having their lungs make contact with the incredibly toxic/caustic air. Seriously, a majority of the pollution here in the US/Canada drifts over from China, it's their leading export which they provide free of charge delivered via the jetstream and assorted ocean breezes.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on March 09, 2017, 09:46:18 pm
*In trump's voice* CHINA!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 10, 2017, 01:00:35 am
boonch.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 10, 2017, 01:41:16 am
There can be no sane response except to :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on March 10, 2017, 02:48:34 am
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/143462509490208768/289548337273634826/magik.png)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: LordExodus on March 10, 2017, 07:05:31 am
Discord, that is an excellent review over the situation.

Also, the idea of contacting parallel worlds through mirrors is mega dankasaurus rex.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on March 10, 2017, 02:44:54 pm
So, you guys think China might try to increase coal production or that they're more likely to try and import coal now that they've cut off Korea's supply?
Isn't china supposed to be a huge producer of solar power?
If this were true, people over their wouldn't all be wearing face masks to try and avoid having their lungs make contact with the incredibly toxic/caustic air. Seriously, a majority of the pollution here in the US/Canada drifts over from China, it's their leading export which they provide free of charge delivered via the jetstream and assorted ocean breezes.
It's only the last couple of years they made a big push towards solar, nowhere near enough to undo decades(or more) of heavy pollution though.
http://www.collective-evolution.com/2017/02/12/china-is-now-the-worlds-largest-producer-of-solar-power/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_power_by_country#Global_deployment_figures
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on March 10, 2017, 10:51:27 pm
So, you guys think China might try to increase coal production or that they're more likely to try and import coal now that they've cut off Korea's supply?
Isn't china supposed to be a huge producer of solar power?
If this were true, people over their wouldn't all be wearing face masks to try and avoid having their lungs make contact with the incredibly toxic/caustic air. Seriously, a majority of the pollution here in the US/Canada drifts over from China, it's their leading export which they provide free of charge delivered via the jetstream and assorted ocean breezes.
It's only the last couple of years they made a big push towards solar, nowhere near enough to undo decades(or more) of heavy pollution though.
http://www.collective-evolution.com/2017/02/12/china-is-now-the-worlds-largest-producer-of-solar-power/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_power_by_country#Global_deployment_figures

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_electricity_consumption

Assuming it's somewhat accurate, the disparity between China and the next country down on that list is more the problem with solar doing anything for them. In theory, they can produce like 4,000 MW more than Germany per year. Unfortunately they require 5,386,800,000 MW more power per year as well.

Nuclear or thorium solutions are the only thing that come to mind to really alleviate their coal dependency. As it turns out, the numbers indicate that despite their energy policies attempting to focus more on these types of things, China just doesn't have the proper technology for efficient nuclear generation just yet.

So for now, the Rand corp is probably right about how things will eventually look:

https://www.rand.org/content/dam/rand/pubs/monograph_reports/MR1244/MR1244.ch2.pdf
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on March 11, 2017, 12:00:03 am
Spoiler: NSFW (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on March 14, 2017, 11:06:02 am
Aperently, the C:DDA forum is down :(
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 14, 2017, 11:26:43 am
Aperently, the C:DDA forum is down :(

Eh? It's up for me.

Now go do our CDDA succession game or I'll call you a heretic.

EDIT: It...loaded the initial page, then everything else fails to load. Wat.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on March 14, 2017, 01:22:28 pm
Once I get time
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 14, 2017, 06:27:11 pm
Doooo iiiit. <3
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 14, 2017, 08:19:38 pm
Naw.
Fixed.

Should just migrate our existing successions to the forums which they would call home.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on March 14, 2017, 08:48:24 pm
Aperently, the C:DDA forum is down :(
https://github.com/CleverRaven/Cataclysm-DDA/issues/20547

Gonna leave this here...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on March 14, 2017, 09:21:09 pm
Aperently, the C:DDA forum is down :(
https://github.com/CleverRaven/Cataclysm-DDA/issues/20547

Gonna leave this here...

That's unfortunate, hopefully they find a good hosting site and get any potentially lost data back.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 14, 2017, 09:36:44 pm
D:
test.glyphgryph.com is down toooo.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on March 14, 2017, 09:39:43 pm
D:
test.glyphgryph.com is down toooo.
sounds like whoever was providing GlyphGryph his hosting was going to charge more than he could afford and he decided to drop it, it was mentioned and apparently not heeded. I'm not surprised if he has other websites that they're down as well.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 14, 2017, 09:44:40 pm
D:
test.glyphgryph.com is down toooo.
sounds like whoever was providing GlyphGryph his hosting was going to charge more than he could afford and he decided to drop it, it was mentioned and apparently not heeded. I'm not surprised if he has other websites that they're down as well.
test.glyphgryph was basically his Sixposting site anything.
But still. Rip pictures of him in a squizard costume.
and the gifs of him attacking a snowman with a katana.

Aperently, the C:DDA forum is down :(
https://github.com/CleverRaven/Cataclysm-DDA/issues/20547

Gonna leave this here...
(https://i.gyazo.com/af311fb1f24e8cfe31738b4b0abfebd0.png)
I also could not help myself, but be a cheeky arse.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on March 14, 2017, 09:49:01 pm
D:
test.glyphgryph.com is down toooo.
sounds like whoever was providing GlyphGryph his hosting was going to charge more than he could afford and he decided to drop it, it was mentioned and apparently not heeded. I'm not surprised if he has other websites that they're down as well.
test.glyphgryph was basically his Sixposting site anything.
But still. Rip pictures of him in a squizard costume.
and the gifs of him attacking a snowman with a katana.

Aperently, the C:DDA forum is down :(
https://github.com/CleverRaven/Cataclysm-DDA/issues/20547

Gonna leave this here...
(https://i.gyazo.com/af311fb1f24e8cfe31738b4b0abfebd0.png)
I also could not help myself, but be a cheeky arse.
Okay I giggled. I don't see them coming over here even temporarily but it's funny.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 14, 2017, 10:02:38 pm
The Almighty Granola Bar deleted it. I guess no snark allowed.
I know because he commented right after.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on March 14, 2017, 10:16:40 pm
The Almighty Granola Bar deleted it. I guess no snark allowed.
I know because he commented right after.
Eh to be fair almost none of the moderation staff for the project like us. It shouldn't really matter that they don't but that's another discussion, still hoping they get all the info they need and find a good place. No sense wishing them ill.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 15, 2017, 12:49:56 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/74f0e730cc91e8e2b0dc4a3cbee1fafc.png)
He mad.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 15, 2017, 01:51:59 am
That wasn't even really being that much of an ass, so I suspect more that the mention of Utterly Mad triggered him. 3:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on March 15, 2017, 01:54:18 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/74f0e730cc91e8e2b0dc4a3cbee1fafc.png)
He mad.

I can see why it would be viewed as being an ass. That being said it's removal was unnecessary in my opinion but I'm not in charge of that shite thank christ.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on March 15, 2017, 08:04:27 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/74f0e730cc91e8e2b0dc4a3cbee1fafc.png)
He mad.
Would you say he's utterly mad?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 15, 2017, 08:05:34 am
according to bubba himself, Noctifer won last sausage posting over on the catadda forums, so... Can we get this sausage a badge or something?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 15, 2017, 08:48:09 am
Winners so far
Whales Dev Forums: Steel Fist
Dark Days Ahead Forums(Pre my permaban): Datanazush
Dark Days Ahead Forums(GlyphGryph hosting era): Noctifer
Dark Days Ahead Forums(What ever they sort out in the future): Need to know if they set something up.
Utterly Mad Forums: Who knows?

There.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on March 15, 2017, 09:36:59 am
Congrats Noticifer, you won the last man posting :/
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on March 15, 2017, 10:36:06 am
*In tears* "I would like to thank the academy!"
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 15, 2017, 12:01:55 pm
In before someone locks this thread. 3:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on March 15, 2017, 12:56:45 pm
Do I count as winning a LMP? (http://utterlymad.smfnew2.com/locked-threads/last-man-posting/)*


A mod making a post to lock a thread does not count.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on March 15, 2017, 01:21:09 pm
Huh. Guess I'm pretty well poised to be the LMP winner here. Hm.

In seriousness though, we really should not bother The Almighty Granola Bar. He's an ass, but two wrongs don't make a right and other sage sayings.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on March 15, 2017, 07:02:29 pm
Huh. Guess I'm pretty well poised to be the LMP winner here. Hm.

In seriousness though, we really should not bother The Almighty Granola Bar. He's an ass, but two wrongs don't make a right and other sage sayings.

Furthermore it doesn't really reflect well on us to continue poking people such as him about it. Could probably be perceived as pettiness or some such, but at the end of the day it's up to you folks as to how you desire to interact with him.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 15, 2017, 09:01:05 pm
We have better people/things to poke at anyway. Like each other. Hand me that stick Vulnus. *pokes Wilson*
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 15, 2017, 09:05:07 pm
w h y  d o  y o u  d i s t u r b  m y  s l u m b e r ?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on March 15, 2017, 09:49:46 pm
w h y  d o  y o u  d i s t u r b  m y  s l u m b e r ?
It has awoken!!! EVERYONE RUN!!!1!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 15, 2017, 10:32:09 pm
w h y  d o  y o u  d i s t u r b  m y  s l u m b e r ?

[Poking Intensifies]
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 16, 2017, 09:41:37 pm
w h y  d o  y o u  d i s t u r b  m y  s l u m b e r ?

[Poking Intensifies]

I  S H A L L  F E A S T  U P O N  Y O U- ow- agh, stop it!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on March 16, 2017, 10:57:46 pm
3/17/2017 is my last day at work..I am going to have to job hunt again and its such a fucking pain!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on March 17, 2017, 02:26:09 am
You'll have to use...
*HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE*
w h y  d o  y o u  d i s t u r b  m y  s l u m b e r ?

[Poking Intensifies]

I  S H A L L  F E A S T  U P O N  Y O U- ow- agh, stop it!
We poke at Wilson because he is twice the man with thrice the girth of the granola bar. Wilson can take a little poking. The granola bar can't even handle an opposing opinion.

Good ol Wilson. Yo, dragon, stop bogarting the stick. Give someone else a turn.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 17, 2017, 12:55:44 pm
Good ol Wilson. Yo, dragon, stop bogarting the stick. Give someone else a turn.

We must manufacture more sticks so there may be equal distribution of poking.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on March 17, 2017, 01:42:03 pm
Good ol Wilson. Yo, dragon, stop bogarting the stick. Give someone else a turn.

We must manufacture more sticks so there may be equal distribution of poking.
*walks in with barrel of sticks*

GET YOUR STICKS HERE! FINEST STICKS IN THE LAND! NEED A STICK? COME GET ONE OF THE FINEST YOU'LL EVER SEE!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on March 17, 2017, 01:51:24 pm
Good ol Wilson. Yo, dragon, stop bogarting the stick. Give someone else a turn.

We must manufacture more sticks so there may be equal distribution of poking.
*walks in with barrel of sticks*

GET YOUR STICKS HERE! FINEST STICKS IN THE LAND! NEED A STICK? COME GET ONE OF THE FINEST YOU'LL EVER SEE!
its a faggot (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28unit%29) ::)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on March 17, 2017, 07:32:29 pm
Good ol Wilson. Yo, dragon, stop bogarting the stick. Give someone else a turn.

We must manufacture more sticks so there may be equal distribution of poking.
*walks in with barrel of sticks*

GET YOUR STICKS HERE! FINEST STICKS IN THE LAND! NEED A STICK? COME GET ONE OF THE FINEST YOU'LL EVER SEE!
its a faggot (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28unit%29) ::)
HEY NO-*clicks thing*...oh. well then carry on good sir, take a complimentary stick.

and for those who don't realize it I'm making a joke. Just to be clear since I'm fairly certain me joking is seen as an odd thing to happen.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on March 17, 2017, 08:36:18 pm
You're all fags (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette).
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 18, 2017, 12:15:11 am
Silly British folk and your creation of linguistic misunderstandings. <3
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 20, 2017, 01:53:04 am
Doublepost because fuck it.

[12:51 AM] C͖̮̻ha̗̪̼os͎̼vo̠̺̼̟lt̘͉: See, this sorta shit is why I got blocked from the repo. Everytime I poke my head on there at least one dev is usually doing something that triggers me due to the sheer lack of "think before you act" involved. -w-
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on March 21, 2017, 05:54:05 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgFHIR7lLC0
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on March 21, 2017, 09:00:12 pm
Humuna!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on March 22, 2017, 11:43:55 pm
Gotta love hearing terminology used incorrectly and being told it's correct, not knowing it and using it incorrectly in conversation with people, and then later finding out it means something completely different and should in no way be used in the way you previously heard it was used.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on March 23, 2017, 12:40:18 am
Gotta love hearing terminology used incorrectly and being told it's correct, not knowing it and using it incorrectly in conversation with people, and then later finding out it means something completely different and should in no way be used in the way you previously heard it was used.

I, um. Yes? No? I cannot into the meaning of life here.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on March 23, 2017, 12:46:09 am
Gotta love hearing terminology used incorrectly and being told it's correct, not knowing it and using it incorrectly in conversation with people, and then later finding out it means something completely different and should in no way be used in the way you previously heard it was used.

I, um. Yes? No? I cannot into the meaning of life here.
Get told something means something it does not, use it incorrectly, find out it should in no way be used to mean what you thought it meant.
Also being sarcastic about the gotta love it part...

And in this case the term, phrase, whatever the proper word for it is since I'm tired as shit, was the Thin Blue Line. What that actually is is an emblem used to commemorate fallen law enforcement officers in several countries. How I had originally heard it and used it was in reference to police officers lying to protect other police officers in instances where they should have been punished, and this is the interpretation that the person I heard it from affirmed to be the correct interpretation. Since something as little as the meaning of most phrases seemed something not worth lying about I took that at face value and used it in a couple conversations as such.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on March 23, 2017, 11:37:46 am
Yeah, I'm fairly certain I've heard about the term "thin blue line" as a form of Omerta for police first, then later saw it used on window decals and such later. :V
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Post by: saltmummy626 on March 25, 2017, 09:59:47 pm
So, I found a bow at work this morning. I say "found," what I mean is, "someone jammed an olympic compound recurve bow into the trashcan next to pumps 5 and 6, tearing apart the trashbag and pissing me off, but also providing me with a free bow."
Spoiler (hover to show)
It needs a new tension spool and new draw wheels.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on March 25, 2017, 11:30:00 pm
So someone just casually throws away a bow at a gas station and goes about their day...what?
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Post by: saltmummy626 on March 26, 2017, 08:49:23 am
Casually? No. The way they mauled the fuck out of the garbage can to get it in there was far from casual. The aftermath of the act had the distinct feel of one who is furious about something. Perhaps the damage to the draw cables, or the shearing of the tension spool in mid-draw?
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Post by: Chaosvolt on March 26, 2017, 02:54:36 pm
Or you've just witnessed The Bowstring Butcher disposing of his murder weapon.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on March 26, 2017, 03:55:12 pm
Casually? No. The way they mauled the fuck out of the garbage can to get it in there was far from casual. The aftermath of the act had the distinct feel of one who is furious about something. Perhaps the damage to the draw cables, or the shearing of the tension spool in mid-draw?
Thats even worse. Not just did he throw awaya bow on a gas station, he did it with intent.
"God an this piece of shit broke!!! I don't want to throw it in MY trash and have it be a reminder, let me drive to this gas station to throw it there."
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Post by: saltmummy626 on March 26, 2017, 09:44:01 pm
Did some research about it though. It's a Bear Tamerlane II, they were made back in the 70s so this bow is old as shit. Maybe not old as shit, but certainly older than me. Back then, a brand new one cost 400$. That's a shitton of money in 70s dollars. Today though, they are worth a paltry 75$ to 100$ in good condition. They were THE bow to have back then. The first number on the serial number is a 6, which means the one I got out of the trash has the heaviest limbs that this bow can have. It will probably be worth it to have it restored. Not monetarily of course, I imagine repairs will cost more than the bow is worth. I would be in possession of a good bow though, and I was thinking of getting back into archery even before I found it.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on March 26, 2017, 09:46:13 pm
Not making your own bow like a real man.
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Post by: saltmummy626 on March 26, 2017, 09:54:02 pm
Not making your own bow like a real man.
Salvaging one that can put an arrow through a car door instead. I do make my own arrows though.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on March 26, 2017, 10:45:58 pm
Any bow can do that if you build it stronk enough. XP
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Post by: ApatheticExcuse on March 26, 2017, 11:11:51 pm
I'm with the lizard. You're now a proud owner of exhibit A.
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Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on March 28, 2017, 08:56:29 am
Do the cdda thingy! Me and Chaos are doing it.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on March 28, 2017, 12:09:16 pm
And I died horribly. Your turn. <3
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Post by: ApatheticExcuse on March 29, 2017, 01:26:34 pm
Do the cdda thingy! Me and Chaos are doing it.

Maybe next month. I'm mighty busy at the moment, and only really lurking around in the incredibly off chance you guys need something adminned.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on April 02, 2017, 09:26:15 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbdo8VCAaV4

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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Post by: saltmummy626 on April 02, 2017, 09:30:52 pm
A classic.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on April 02, 2017, 10:24:55 pm
...I don't care if this is an april fool's day joke and definitely a one-off, this just made my whole fucking week.
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Post by: Caconym on April 03, 2017, 03:23:53 am
It's like a reverse April fools, you go in expecting a joke because its April 1st but its a legit? episode.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on April 03, 2017, 11:19:04 am
I think the joke here is that we're almost certainly not getting a whole series.

ASDFMovie 10 the actual reverse april fool's day thing.
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Post by: Caconym on April 03, 2017, 03:45:53 pm
https://www.pcgamesn.com/mass-effect-andromeda/mass-effect-andromeda-animation-lead-confession
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Post by: Chaosvolt on April 10, 2017, 01:20:54 am
Welp, wake me up if president Duck decides to do something retarded like nuke Syria. :V
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Post by: saltmummy626 on April 11, 2017, 12:26:28 pm
Keep politics to the politics thread. That being said, Obama indescrimiately carpet bombed the middle east with drones to the point where they are afraid of the sky and he's an american hero. Trump bombs one military base in retaliation for a chemical weapon attack, and he is some kind of monster. I don't like him either, but please america, lets not develop yet another double standard to stack on top of all our other ridiculous double standards.

Double standards like "only men can be sexist!" which is sexist and "only white people are racists!" which is racist
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Post by: Chaosvolt on April 11, 2017, 03:05:09 pm
I think the reason here is a lot higher risk of pissing off Russia, but I'm not sure if other countries bombed during the Obama administration had a high Russian presence.

Regardless yeah, no more political discussion from me. :V
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Post by: ApatheticExcuse on April 11, 2017, 03:53:35 pm
I'm pretty sure the whole thing is a setup. Not only did the left not care that Obama was bombing Syria, the Russians didn't either. Combine that with the huge numbers of troops the rest of the world is pumping into Poland and around the black sea, and it kinda feels like something is up that has much less to do with Syria than would be immediately evident.

The other thing to consider is that there's UN-documented evidence of both sides using chemical weapons since 2013. This isn't new or even unreported.

Without getting too detailed, I'd suggest keeping an eye on Turkey and seeing what happens there.

Though I gotta say:

"OH NOES, GAS ATTACKS! TRUMP SHOULD DO SOMETHING!"

*Trump does something*

"WARMONGERING ASSHOLE! WHY WOULD HE BOMB SYRIA? NO ONE WANTED HIM TO DO ANYTHING!"

The left are fun people.
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Post by: RedVulnus on April 11, 2017, 04:24:28 pm
I'm pretty sure the whole thing is a setup. Not only did the left not care that Obama was bombing Syria, the Russians didn't either. Combine that with the huge numbers of troops the rest of the world is pumping into Poland and around the black sea, and it kinda feels like something is up that has much less to do with Syria than would be immediately evident.

The other thing to consider is that there's UN-documented evidence of both sides using chemical weapons since 2013. This isn't new or even unreported.

Without getting too detailed, I'd suggest keeping an eye on Turkey and seeing what happens there.

Though I gotta say:

"OH NOES, GAS ATTACKS! TRUMP SHOULD DO SOMETHING!"

*Trump does something*

"WARMONGERING ASSHOLE! WHY WOULD HE BOMB SYRIA? NO ONE WANTED HIM TO DO ANYTHING!"

The left are fun people.

so after this post let's move this to the political discussion thing


as someone who initially was pissed about the attack I am much less so now that I've gotten more info. Initially why I was pissed about the attack was that it was presented as having done nothing.

In truth it looks like severe damage was done, though nothing that disallows the use of the airfield since the bombs neccessary to do that amount of damage are evidently only capable of being used from manned planes which we didn't want to risk. So something was actually accomplished, but most places are presenting it as nothing of value was done which is why I think a lot of people are pissed about it.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on April 12, 2017, 12:47:41 am
Changing subject because eh, my only concern here is whether Russia gets pissed off.

Recently got a little folding saw thingy, intending to carry it in my backpack. Main draw is it's within the legal limit for blade length here in Texas, because I figure if any law would cover carrying a folding saw, it'd be knife law. Then I decide to tst it when I get home.

The target was a good old, bog-standard cheap plywood broomstick I had on hand. Folding saw took a bit because it kept binding up, partly because it seems to be too thin.

So I decide to test some other stuff to compare it. Had a fairly beefy-looking leatherman-style tool with a "saw" blade. Little bitch couldn't even cut up to half its blade width.

So then I get the little wire saw I've never really tested, that's been in my backpack for years. I had to pin the stick don with a boot, but it bound up a lot less than the folding saw, in ways that didn't require me to pull the saw free entirely, and it took half the time to cut through. I honestly figured it'd be the shittier of the three.
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Post by: saltmummy626 on April 13, 2017, 03:28:12 am
Fuck the knife length laws! I carried a short sword around for three days! No I didn't. That was a lie.
I did carry a baseball bat, a short bow, and a pickaxe around on separate occasions though. You know those looks you get when you are carrying a pickaxe? Like honey sweet nectar. Baseball bat? Naw, too normal. Short bow? Naw, people don't notice that for some reason. Pickaxe? Holy fuck, they look at you like you are going to go apeshit on them. I love it. You owe it to yourself to, at least once in your life, walk down the street with a pickaxe on your shoulder. It's like a comedian said about walking a pitbull. "People just get the fuck out of your way."
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on April 13, 2017, 09:08:20 am
Do not own a pickaxe but I could walk around with my shotgun around legally, but is it worth it? Probably a tad too extreme...
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Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on April 13, 2017, 09:23:37 am
What do I do when A. Am 15, B. Live in St. Paul, MN, C. Have strict, unfun parents, D. Have little money, and E. Want a gun?
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on April 13, 2017, 09:25:28 am
Wait until you are 18 and save up some money in the mean time. It sucks, been there done that but you really have no choice with unfun parents.
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Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on April 13, 2017, 12:50:30 pm
RIP me
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Post by: Chaosvolt on April 13, 2017, 01:06:25 pm
Research whatever the gun laws are in your state first. :V
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Post by: ApatheticExcuse on April 13, 2017, 03:16:50 pm
What do I do when A. Am 15, B. Live in St. Paul, MN, C. Have strict, unfun parents, D. Have little money, and E. Want a gun?

Oh, easy.

Step 1: Go out and use your meager funds to acquire some really nice clothing. Split any change you have left into as thick of a wad of singles as you can.

Step 2: Drive or get a ride to Chicago. It's only like 400 miles away, which is considered walking distance in Canada, so I'll leave the details of how you'll do this up to you.

Step 3: Make your way over to West Englewood. Specifically, you'll wanna end up outside of a place called the Sexty Sex, which is just off west 65th. Since you made it 400 miles without help, I'm pretty sure you can find your way there.

Step 4: Now, they probably won't let you in the bar, so what you're gonna wanna do is pace back and forth outside. If it's earlier than 11 PM, do this in front of the bar. Otherwise, there is a small alley next to it you should focus on pacing.

Step 5: Whenever a customer comes out, ask them if they know where you can score some gear. Every time you ask someone this, make sure to flash your giant roll of singles - the key is to do so non-chalantly, while still being incautious and quick enough that the person you are talking to can't really tell you only have $60.

Step 6: Someone with a gun will be along shortly.

I'm pretty sure the whole thing is a setup. Not only did the left not care that Obama was bombing Syria, the Russians didn't either. Combine that with the huge numbers of troops the rest of the world is pumping into Poland and around the black sea, and it kinda feels like something is up that has much less to do with Syria than would be immediately evident.

The other thing to consider is that there's UN-documented evidence of both sides using chemical weapons since 2013. This isn't new or even unreported.

Without getting too detailed, I'd suggest keeping an eye on Turkey and seeing what happens there.

Though I gotta say:

"OH NOES, GAS ATTACKS! TRUMP SHOULD DO SOMETHING!"

*Trump does something*

"WARMONGERING ASSHOLE! WHY WOULD HE BOMB SYRIA? NO ONE WANTED HIM TO DO ANYTHING!"

The left are fun people.

so after this post let's move this to the political discussion thing


as someone who initially was pissed about the attack I am much less so now that I've gotten more info. Initially why I was pissed about the attack was that it was presented as having done nothing.

In truth it looks like severe damage was done, though nothing that disallows the use of the airfield since the bombs neccessary to do that amount of damage are evidently only capable of being used from manned planes which we didn't want to risk. So something was actually accomplished, but most places are presenting it as nothing of value was done which is why I think a lot of people are pissed about it.

I personally would be more irate that he ran on a totally "let's not get further involved in our mess" platform, then changed his mind when Facebook told him to.

Realistically though, it didn't do anything of value. The huge majority of chemical attacks that have happened in Syria have been rocket based. Really, beyond the official statement that connects the airfield to the gas attack, we don't really have any evidence at all that it was launched from there.

Even if it had been, he killed about 7 people (which according to the media were either Russians, civilians, or actual terrorists), and at best, put a single airfield out of Syria's 21 public military airfields out of commission for a little while. Besides that, the shittiest plane (IMO) in the Syrian arsenal capable of ground attack is probably the Yak-130. It's got a range of something like 2000 KM. Given that Syria is about the size of the state of washington (albiet a different shape), a quick glance at google maps seems to indicate, using their scale system, that even a shitty trainer like the Yak can hit pretty much any target in the country with a few bombs strapped to it.

So yeah, the attack literally did nothing. Which I think would have been better accomplished by actually doing nothing.
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Post by: Six on April 13, 2017, 08:29:05 pm
Dickbutts
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 13, 2017, 11:09:00 pm
Buttdicks
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 14, 2017, 12:20:44 am
So, how 'bout them wiresaws.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 14, 2017, 04:29:05 pm
Welp. It turns out that Notepad++ editing of MP3s has its limits. You can cut out stuff, but copying to extend it...no. First time I tried I was adding in a section from another MP3, so I thought maybe that was why the added section sounded royally fucked up. But nope, even from the same song the end result is FUBAR.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on April 15, 2017, 12:57:18 am
anyone else having an issue with youtube where it takes a couple of seconds for the video to play after you load the page or skip forward or backward to loaded sections?
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on April 15, 2017, 03:53:01 am
anyone else having an issue with youtube where it takes a couple of seconds for the video to play after you load the page or skip forward or backward to loaded sections?
I had issues where it reloads by itself but that's it.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 15, 2017, 09:13:36 am
What do I do when A. Am 15, B. Live in St. Paul, MN, C. Have strict, unfun parents, D. Have little money, and E. Want a gun?

Oh, easy.

Step 1: Go out and use your meager funds to acquire some really nice clothing. Split any change you have left into as thick of a wad of singles as you can.

Step 2: Drive or get a ride to Chicago. It's only like 400 miles away, which is considered walking distance in Canada, so I'll leave the details of how you'll do this up to you.

Step 3: Make your way over to West Englewood. Specifically, you'll wanna end up outside of a place called the Sexty Sex, which is just off west 65th. Since you made it 400 miles without help, I'm pretty sure you can find your way there.

Step 4: Now, they probably won't let you in the bar, so what you're gonna wanna do is pace back and forth outside. If it's earlier than 11 PM, do this in front of the bar. Otherwise, there is a small alley next to it you should focus on pacing.

Step 5: Whenever a customer comes out, ask them if they know where you can score some gear. Every time you ask someone this, make sure to flash your giant roll of singles - the key is to do so non-chalantly, while still being incautious and quick enough that the person you are talking to can't really tell you only have $60.

Step 6: Someone with a gun will be along shortly.

OR, I could send you one. Enabler that I am. It probably won't function properly. Probably. Tiny little semiautomatic pistol. Kinda of thing you could fit in a large wallet, or hide under your scrotum as a holdout when they search you at the casino. about four or five inches in length, holds 7 rounds plus 1 in the chamber. Tiny little german scrotum pistol filled with tiny little insect husks from those little worms that eat paper. OR, I could send you a .45 revolver with a slightly warped barrel. Every shot drifts hard to the left, so I don't use it anymore.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on April 16, 2017, 04:29:41 pm
Never trust skeleton guns.
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Post by: Chaosvolt on April 17, 2017, 12:18:48 am
Welp. Guess who's banned from the CDDA forums now? (http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=14313.msg298569#msg298569)
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Post by: RedVulnus on April 17, 2017, 12:52:44 am
Welp. Guess who's banned from the CDDA forums now? (http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=14313.msg298569#msg298569)

not sure what I expected from fuck stick mcgee, a little maturity at least, but I'm not really surprised.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on April 17, 2017, 01:28:35 am
That is the best example of the straw that broke the camel's back...such a minor thing too...
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Post by: Chaosvolt on April 17, 2017, 01:35:18 am
And, well, snark aside entire point of that comment was that, despite The Almighty Granola Bar's comment implying it was intentionally lethal for realism reasons, I was saying I assumed it was purely an oversight. You know, NOT aimed towards being realistic?
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Post by: Caconym on April 17, 2017, 02:49:43 am
Heil granoler o/
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Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on April 17, 2017, 09:24:49 am
RIP
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Post by: Chaosvolt on April 17, 2017, 11:08:11 am
._.
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Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on April 17, 2017, 12:57:10 pm
Quote
OR, I could send you one. Enabler that I am. It probably won't function properly. Probably. Tiny little semiautomatic pistol. Kinda of thing you could fit in a large wallet, or hide under your scrotum as a holdout when they search you at the casino. about four or five inches in length, holds 7 rounds plus 1 in the chamber. Tiny little german scrotum pistol filled with tiny little insect husks from those little worms that eat paper. OR, I could send you a .45 revolver with a slightly warped barrel. Every shot drifts hard to the left, so I don't use it anymore.

1. Wouldn't I need a license? 2. Is it legal to mail a firearm? And 3. Wouldn't my parents be super angry?
Minus all of these things I would take the revolver if I could.
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on April 17, 2017, 03:47:32 pm
Quote
OR, I could send you one. Enabler that I am. It probably won't function properly. Probably. Tiny little semiautomatic pistol. Kinda of thing you could fit in a large wallet, or hide under your scrotum as a holdout when they search you at the casino. about four or five inches in length, holds 7 rounds plus 1 in the chamber. Tiny little german scrotum pistol filled with tiny little insect husks from those little worms that eat paper. OR, I could send you a .45 revolver with a slightly warped barrel. Every shot drifts hard to the left, so I don't use it anymore.

1. Wouldn't I need a license? 2. Is it legal to mail a firearm? And 3. Wouldn't my parents be super angry?
Minus all of these things I would take the revolver if I could.
1. Depends on the gun's classification by the NFA and local laws.
2.As far as I know no, even with private sales transfers of firearms that are not done in person has to be done via an FFL. (Don't quote me)
3. Most probably.
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Post by: saltmummy626 on April 19, 2017, 04:53:34 am
Cannot see link dray-gone, link is either missing or off limits.
1. Wouldn't I need a license? 2. Is it legal to mail a firearm? And 3. Wouldn't my parents be super angry?
1. Only if you tell people about it.
2. No :D. Which is why it would be sent one piece at a time.
3. Only if you tell them about it.
Minus all of these things I would take the revolver if I could.
The only pistol I have that I would have been willing to send is now gripless. Dogs do that when they chew on things. They also lost the receiver slide as well. You don't want it anyway. It was a non-functional piece of shit. I wasn't lying when I said it was full of those little fuzzy grub husks, and the spring in the receiver long ago snapped due to accidental tempering.
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Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on April 19, 2017, 11:25:02 am
Welp.

On another note, I posted mah face!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 19, 2017, 11:47:14 am
Cannot see link dray-gone, link is either missing or off limits.

You are so late to the CDDA fuckfest that the thread it was on has since been entirely deleted, after The Almighty Granola Bar had to put up with the thread being derailed almost entirely into people complaining about my being banned. Three times. :V

The only pistol I have that I would have been willing to send is now gripless. Dogs do that when they chew on things. They also lost the receiver slide as well. You don't want it anyway. It was a non-functional piece of shit. I wasn't lying when I said it was full of those little fuzzy grub husks, and the spring in the receiver long ago snapped due to accidental tempering.

This is what gun safes or even cheap fire safes are for.
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Post by: saltmummy626 on April 19, 2017, 06:03:26 pm
I DON'T NEED NO GUN SAFE IN THIS OR ANY OTHER! They are kept all over the place. Just in case.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 19, 2017, 08:26:46 pm
Which one of you smol babs is playing Username Roulette again?
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Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on April 19, 2017, 11:28:42 pm
 My name is apparently untouched.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 20, 2017, 01:09:48 am
T̆͊̑̾ͦͯͤ͂̌͐ͮ̀͏̕͏̬̯̝̣͔̖̦̬͖̫̟́h̵̸̘̗̪̫͉͇̠̎̍̍͋̔͊̄̇̈́́̂ͪͯͨ͟i̧̡̺͙̯̮̼̩̬͔͕̦ͣͨ͗̔ͧ̊̑ͣ̚͝s̡̅͗ͩ̏͗̉̔͂̊̈̋͆̈́̂̓ͯͥ͢҉͔̙̭̪̱̜̜̮̬͇̻̞̟̗ ̴̛͖̙̯̗̟͍̬̤̺̤̥̜̞̺̩ͧͭ̋ͩ̂͊̾̊ͨ̓͆̔ͣͧ͜͟͡sͩ̎͐ͨ̓̐̈́̂̋̾͐̈̀̾͗҉̸̸̙̻̤̦̣͈̖̬̰̙̳͚͇͙̦͎͜ͅa̴͓͉̹͔͎̟̞͕̩̩̰̪̦̜͎̗̹͓̐͐ͮ̆ͤ͘d̀͌̉̓̽ͬ̅ͤ̔̾̋̿ͦ̆̃̕͏͏̮͎̪̥̮͖͉̱̟̭͘͟ͅs̢̛̱̣̻̼͖̮̬̜̼͕̱̼̺̣͓͖͙̈ͣ̉͛̿̆̇̂̒̉́ͤ̍ͨ̿͌ ̡ͤͬ̓́ͮ̄̐̄͂͝͠҉̛̱͎̥̤̖̥̘̪͇̳͖̟̱̥̙̭t̸̬̦͚͍̳̻̭̠̘̝͉ͧ̆͐͌ͤͪ̌͘͘͞ͅh̛̻̣̲̻̝̣̯̙̟̅̏ͦ͋͠e̶͕̙̠̫͍͙͉̳̮̯̠̟̠̦ͣͩ̓ͫ͆͐̑̉̊̚͟͠ͅͅͅ ̸̢̮͓̫͎̲̠̬̬͕̹̰̜̞͎͖ͪ̽͊ͩͩ̒ͥ͌ͣ̈́̕͘dͪ̌ͯͥͧ̌̃ͤ̊̿̋̋ͤ̃̃ͥ̃̚͏̨̥̦̲͖̳̹̖̲̰͇͢͝͝ͅr̷̨̨̘̘̞͕̠̤̝̖̟͈̹̥̲̟̯͇̤͚ͮͣ͌ͯ̆ͦ͘a̴̒̌ͮ͌ͭ͑͆̀͏̲̭̮͈͇̮̟͙̞̼̯̟̝̺͉͓͘ǧ̖̫̱̤͓̱̦̣̞̮̥̗̀ͣ̊̆̒ͫ̋͌̌̕͘͟͜͢o̡̭͔͙͓̰̹̮͈̤͂̃̄̆̒̈́ͦ̍ͤ͒̍ͣ̒͋̔̈̚n̢̡̡̼͚̭̱̤͓͎̣̻̮͕͍̞̼̹̳͆̽͑̓̃ͫ͘.̸̛̖̼̯͎̝̤͈͍̰͇̮̂̎ͦ̾̄͌͌ͧ̊̽̋ͥ͒̈͌̄͟͜͠
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on April 20, 2017, 01:53:45 pm
Quick, everyone join the new rp
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 20, 2017, 01:55:53 pm
What do? :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on April 21, 2017, 10:10:08 am
Make a person you peb.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 21, 2017, 12:05:02 pm
Butbutbut. D:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 21, 2017, 12:32:18 pm
And Mrno, I know it's you doing name heresy. :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on April 21, 2017, 01:41:49 pm
Ain't me.   I ain't an admin.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on April 21, 2017, 02:25:18 pm
That one is Six, I think.

And I'm pretty sure it's written in the holy texts that NoCam being admin is the sign of the start of the end of times.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 21, 2017, 02:51:41 pm
Welp, guess it's time to change my username again. 3:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on April 21, 2017, 07:47:02 pm
This is a test post

Steve
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on April 21, 2017, 07:47:16 pm
Huh, no, that totally works.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on April 21, 2017, 08:00:42 pm
I did this while it was still cool. #reversehipster
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on April 21, 2017, 08:27:37 pm
Hey come on now I'm just talking about poor old weathered strong man Steve
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 21, 2017, 10:26:49 pm
You are all smol.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 22, 2017, 08:57:01 pm
Smol babby.

Motherfucking cuck.

Six and Apa are both derps.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on April 22, 2017, 09:04:22 pm
so much cooler than random dragon Bad Dragon Dildo.

Motherfucking cuck.

Six and Six are both derps.

Yeah, those guys suck.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 22, 2017, 09:04:46 pm
All of you shitmins I swear. <3
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on April 22, 2017, 09:07:24 pm
Hey RD, what size do you figure nocam is?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 22, 2017, 09:08:59 pm
Hey RD, what size do you figure nocam is?

Mrno y. :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on April 22, 2017, 09:13:37 pm
Hey RD, what size do you figure nocam is?

Cunt y. In seriousness, I don't know, but I really wish he'd have my babby and my babies. There's just something about Mrno that gets me all fired up.

I win.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 22, 2017, 09:24:26 pm
I win.

Blyat. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on April 22, 2017, 11:08:55 pm
You're all shitlords.   Suck my furry dick.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 22, 2017, 11:49:32 pm
Quote
Then the Winged Hussars arrived
Coming down the mountainside
Then the Winged Hussars arrived
Coming down they turned the tide

I command you shitmins to filter this shit to death. 3:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on April 23, 2017, 12:01:23 am
YOU SAW NOTHING.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 23, 2017, 12:04:05 am
Kek.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on April 23, 2017, 10:20:13 am
This is why nice things will never befall us!!!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 23, 2017, 11:48:09 am
Behold!
*opens hands, revealing nothing*
Oh, it escaped, has anyone seen my centipede?
...
...
...
...
Found it!
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 23, 2017, 12:19:00 pm
Nooooope.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on April 23, 2017, 12:43:12 pm
...*opens hands, revealing nothing*...
Oh, you found how many fucks I give!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on April 23, 2017, 05:46:52 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDqayC1sR7g
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 24, 2017, 11:22:17 am
Ye wot laddy?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on April 25, 2017, 03:44:15 am
(http://i.imgur.com/FeI6hoc.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on April 26, 2017, 11:43:06 am
(http://i.imgur.com/FeI6hoc.jpg)
Those aren't mike and ikes...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 01, 2017, 10:39:15 am
Even the M&Ms dispenser is fucking with you, yellow package means peanuts.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Six on May 04, 2017, 12:57:24 am
I think we should ban Nocam for being a furry
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on May 04, 2017, 02:25:19 am
I think we should ban Nocam for being a furry
Oi
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on May 04, 2017, 12:08:54 pm
That's discrimination! But I am ok with it...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 04, 2017, 12:12:01 pm
We should call Six a heretic for...I dunno, because.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on May 04, 2017, 02:59:30 pm
I think we should ban Nocam for being a furry too.
What a creep.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on May 04, 2017, 04:34:19 pm
Nocam is probably a fuckin' weeb too!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on May 05, 2017, 10:53:45 am
Nocam is probably a fuckin' weeb too!
I guess I have no authority on this?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 05, 2017, 11:44:56 am
I guess I have no authority on this?

But you're an expert on weebs. <3
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on May 05, 2017, 07:16:12 pm
I guess I have no authority on this?

But you're an expert on weebs. <3
Expert [/ONi] weebs, not AN expert weeb regardless of what y'all say!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on May 06, 2017, 12:37:35 am
(http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/5527996+_601985813a3c69f383ea9fc42c11ac26.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 06, 2017, 02:56:42 am
You'll be an expert in a weeb at this rate blin.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on May 16, 2017, 03:03:07 am
nom
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 05, 2017, 11:36:05 am
Oh I'll nom you, you derp.

I just realized how dead this forum seems.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on June 05, 2017, 12:21:44 pm
Is your solution to a dead forum to necro every AMA thread?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 05, 2017, 12:43:50 pm
Not every AMA. Maybe I SHOULD do that...

[Insert Malevolent Laughter Here]
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 05, 2017, 02:33:26 pm
Don't give ideas to the dragon! D:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on June 05, 2017, 02:37:49 pm
Not every AMA. Maybe I SHOULD do that...

[Insert Malevolent Laughter Here]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on June 08, 2017, 08:52:09 am
maybe you should.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 08, 2017, 11:46:46 am
Of course the salty necomancer would advocate necromancy.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on June 08, 2017, 01:57:00 pm
so many threads to necro, such an army of undead threads we could build. I should necro one of the older, less salty threads.
edit: which I have just done. Your turn dragon. My extremely aged two year necro, or your collection of much less aged necros?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 08, 2017, 02:14:15 pm
At this rate we'll necro the entirety of the forum. Bwahahahah!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 08, 2017, 02:42:40 pm
CEASE AND DESIST!!!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 08, 2017, 02:44:33 pm
Nuuu. <3
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 08, 2017, 02:45:21 pm
I will fucking cleanse you off this earth if you don't!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 08, 2017, 02:46:11 pm
Clense Salt, he's an enabler.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 08, 2017, 02:49:03 pm
But you are the one who is actually doing it!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on June 08, 2017, 02:58:20 pm
I CANNOT BE CLEANSED FOR I AM ALREADY CLEAN WITH THE POWER OF WINDEX AND PINESOL!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 08, 2017, 03:20:16 pm
And you're a dirty little youkai bird anyway, so no cleansing for you.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 08, 2017, 03:21:19 pm
I am not dirty, I am not little and I am not a bird!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 08, 2017, 03:22:45 pm
You're an overgrown raven, chirping angrily at necrodragons. <3
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 08, 2017, 03:24:31 pm
You are an overgrown lizard bullying war experiment rejects...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 08, 2017, 03:26:13 pm
Butbutbut. :'(
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 08, 2017, 03:26:57 pm
What do you have to say for yourself!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 08, 2017, 03:30:39 pm
...I could go for some chicken, that's what. Get in the bucket.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 08, 2017, 03:48:45 pm
I am not mystia!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 08, 2017, 04:00:31 pm
Close enough. All youkai taste like chicken anyway.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 08, 2017, 04:46:08 pm
Thats a stereotype and its speciesist!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 08, 2017, 05:44:00 pm
How do you know? How many youkai have you licked? 3:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 08, 2017, 07:39:24 pm
Description from the local cannibals.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 09, 2017, 11:42:54 am
But they're hardly gourmets, they'd probably eat clowns and not even wonder why they taste funny.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 09, 2017, 02:17:20 pm
...they'd probably eat clowns and not even wonder why they taste funny.
Cricket sounds in the distance
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on June 09, 2017, 04:04:45 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/q4uPFpp.gif)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 09, 2017, 05:52:44 pm
Butbutbut humor. D:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 09, 2017, 05:57:02 pm
>Humor
I know that what is funny is subjective but come on...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on June 09, 2017, 08:00:01 pm
(http://img.tfd.com/medical/Davis/Tabers/th/h29.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 09, 2017, 09:54:03 pm
It was a reference to the joke about the two cannibals, where one says to the other: "Hey, does this clown taste funny to you?"
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 09, 2017, 10:08:53 pm
I got the joke, it's just very puny...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 10, 2017, 12:15:50 am
You're the puny one here. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 10, 2017, 10:24:34 am
Was I the pone who made a puny joke?! That's what I thought!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on June 12, 2017, 01:49:10 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3bENBYSucQ
https://xcom.com/news/entries/xcom-2-expansion-war-of-the-chosen-pc-xbox-playstation-august-29

(https://i.imgur.com/V9kfjnE.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 12, 2017, 02:02:40 pm
Needs more snek waifu.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 15, 2017, 11:27:19 am
Wilson is being mean to me...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on June 15, 2017, 12:52:48 pm
Wilson is being mean to me...
(https://i.imgur.com/67OrJXU.png)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 15, 2017, 01:20:19 pm
But Noct is a burd, not a cat.

I'm not even on Discord at the moment, what'd I miss? D:
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on June 15, 2017, 01:55:51 pm
But Noct is a burd, not a cat.

I'm not even on Discord at the moment, what'd I miss? D:
you missed everything!

Also it's my birthday bitches.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 15, 2017, 02:17:50 pm
Happy borkday in that case.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 07, 2017, 01:40:48 am
Welp, it's official. Photobucket can go fuck itself.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on July 07, 2017, 02:05:13 am
What was the specific issue.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 07, 2017, 02:23:22 am
They now want you to pay to use images in your library on other sites, a feature that's been free for almost 7 years. :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on July 07, 2017, 02:25:19 am
>still using Photobucket in 2017
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 07, 2017, 01:14:28 pm
I'm lazy when it comes to online services. If I don't have to get an account for something, I tend to avoid doing it. :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on July 07, 2017, 02:33:40 pm
>Not green texting properly when you are able to.
Come on cat!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 07, 2017, 02:40:56 pm
>greentexting when doing so is silly
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on July 07, 2017, 02:45:28 pm
>Using a different color.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 07, 2017, 02:48:18 pm
> not using comic sans
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on July 07, 2017, 03:52:44 pm
>not being on the discord
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Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on July 07, 2017, 04:22:47 pm
^
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 07, 2017, 04:55:07 pm
>being on laptop
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on July 07, 2017, 07:15:13 pm
>Not using a laptop
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on July 07, 2017, 08:31:40 pm
>Not green texting properly when you are able to.
Come on cat!
no dotn come on me
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on July 07, 2017, 08:51:21 pm
Every single time cat! Goddammit!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on July 07, 2017, 08:58:41 pm
Yuo makeot too eady
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 07, 2017, 09:16:33 pm
Birdgirl wants the barbs.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on July 07, 2017, 09:25:22 pm
Birdgirl wants the barbs.
bridgril has enough wigth  dumb lizard cockk, only so much room inthat tight pusy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on July 07, 2017, 09:38:43 pm
Wait, you both are colluding against me now?!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 07, 2017, 10:02:38 pm
The answer is to spitroast the birdgirl.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on July 07, 2017, 10:11:04 pm
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 07, 2017, 10:19:22 pm
Spoiler: you instead called for strippers dressed as cops.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on July 07, 2017, 10:24:36 pm
I don't think they would answer to 911...
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 27, 2017, 01:55:26 pm
Why you do this Six.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on July 27, 2017, 02:32:05 pm
okay, this is out of hand shenanigans. Change things back folks
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on July 27, 2017, 07:39:05 pm
Red Redvulnus RedVulnus Vulnus

this is a test
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on July 27, 2017, 11:54:49 pm
S ix has gone fucking mad.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on July 28, 2017, 12:01:18 am
When was he ever not?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 08, 2017, 09:17:02 pm
Wheeee, this laptop doesn't wanna install Discord. :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 08, 2017, 09:55:59 pm
Oh, that's not good.
could you use the browser version?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 08, 2017, 09:58:09 pm
I might try if these windows updates don't fix it, but eh. I'll be on when I get home. Am I missing anything succession-wise?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 08, 2017, 10:28:54 pm
you are way behind in succession discussion. (it would be easier to coordinate these events)
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Post by: Chaosvolt on August 08, 2017, 10:44:08 pm
Fuuuuck. ;w;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Flame on August 27, 2017, 02:58:38 pm
This place is basically dead innit.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 27, 2017, 03:00:13 pm
The succession game thread has had about as much activity as the entire CDDA forum. 3:<
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on August 27, 2017, 05:11:30 pm
Fallen but not forgotten.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 27, 2017, 05:19:17 pm
By that I mean all the activity lately has been in the thread.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on August 27, 2017, 05:22:35 pm
Ah, that makes more sense.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 27, 2017, 05:46:33 pm
That, plus a joke about the CDDA forum via implying our thread alone has had enough activity to rival their forum. :V
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 28, 2017, 01:19:51 am
That, plus a joke about the CDDA forum via implying our thread alone has had enough activity to rival their forum. :V
which it might. At least we have a working CDDA succession.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 07, 2017, 01:50:19 pm
necrobump because dragon is a thot! TAKE THAT THOT!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 07, 2017, 01:58:01 pm
Your face is a thot. ;~;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 09, 2017, 05:58:24 pm
We are all thots in this bus.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 09, 2017, 06:05:37 pm
And you are a pigeon that never does THE THING.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 09, 2017, 06:26:28 pm
THE THOT THING
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on November 28, 2017, 01:48:17 pm
But what about že žing?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 30, 2017, 01:13:55 am
The ženis thing.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Flame on January 19, 2018, 06:49:31 pm
This place is almost completely dead except for the Cataclysm RP thread.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 19, 2018, 06:55:15 pm
Most of our Sixposting is now on our discord server.

Why don't you Sixpost with us? ;~;
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Six on January 19, 2018, 06:56:40 pm
Yeah we pretty much all moved to Discord
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on January 19, 2018, 06:57:16 pm
forum is dead
long live glorious overlord siegelion
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on January 19, 2018, 07:00:04 pm
Come blep with us, glorious marloss man. :3
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ajwilli1 on February 22, 2018, 11:46:05 pm
Hail to the king, baby.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 23, 2018, 01:05:21 am
Oi, get on in the discord and stuff laddy. :3
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ajwilli1 on February 23, 2018, 01:16:36 am
Shoot me another invite, I pruned discord servers one day and I guess yours was one of the ones that I left.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 23, 2018, 01:20:46 am
Aight, I'll PM a link.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Mr. Epic Cheese Man on March 05, 2018, 08:00:19 pm
I forgot this place existed goddamn
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on June 10, 2018, 11:31:57 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/wjbrqjb_d.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 11, 2018, 02:49:24 am
Awoo. >o<
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 15, 2018, 08:48:32 am
Awoo. >o<
NO AWOO, FINE OF $450.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: guest48 on June 15, 2018, 09:09:37 am
Awoo!  >o<~<3
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 15, 2018, 10:30:55 am
Awoo!  >o<~<3
NO AWOO, FINE OF $450.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 15, 2018, 03:24:27 pm
I will a your woo. :3
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on June 15, 2018, 06:16:22 pm
Oowa?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on June 16, 2018, 12:45:45 am
Yeet!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on July 04, 2019, 03:55:30 am
Moves the mop around and whistles
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on July 09, 2019, 01:39:56 am
flips the tables, screams in jiberish, and lights something on fire
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on July 10, 2019, 05:28:52 am
Woah there son, slow down.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: BadSniper on October 14, 2019, 02:23:55 am
Holy crap, I just rediscovered this place.

It's like finding your old house decades after the apocalypse.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 16, 2019, 01:25:54 pm
Omae wa mou smol.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 16, 2019, 09:41:50 pm
Aya, shits slow now though.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on April 15, 2020, 05:21:16 am
(https://i.imgur.com/PDfHLgY.png)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on May 03, 2020, 08:03:52 am
+1
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: BadSniper on May 27, 2020, 01:31:03 am
Do I win yet?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Bubbadoo on June 06, 2020, 11:02:35 pm
Do I win yet?

non
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ajwilli1 on July 01, 2020, 02:45:57 am
Has it really been 5 years?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 24, 2020, 12:54:47 am
stonks
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: BadSniper on August 27, 2020, 03:12:19 pm
Has it really been 5 years?
Yes, yes I believe it has
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 05, 2020, 01:55:06 am
sssssssssssssstonks i say
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on February 01, 2021, 04:14:20 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/y5V9HYY.gif)
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on February 20, 2021, 12:46:36 am
Sixpost powers activate!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on April 04, 2021, 11:51:33 pm
zzzzz*snore* wha? whose been knocking on the crypts again?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on April 17, 2021, 03:49:58 pm
Celebratory Sixpost after logging onto the forum from new PC.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on June 03, 2021, 01:57:14 am
I will devastate you all!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on July 18, 2021, 11:26:25 pm
don't mind me, cleaning the cobwebs
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 15, 2021, 02:07:49 am
Y'allmst've.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 21, 2021, 04:20:48 am
firing bean lasers, NOW.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Wheel-Son on September 03, 2021, 04:38:23 am
no NO AAA--
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 03, 2021, 03:52:34 pm
Mario music intensifies
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Stopsignal on October 22, 2021, 08:19:42 am
oh no
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 22, 2021, 10:06:42 pm
Egg.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 23, 2021, 07:52:56 pm
skrenks in the walls
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on December 19, 2021, 01:41:27 am
BEEP BOOP
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on December 31, 2021, 11:39:20 am
Beep bep.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on January 18, 2022, 03:34:54 am
I've been trying to reach you guys about your forum's extended warranty
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on February 10, 2022, 11:00:40 am
Oh shit, hide!
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Mr. Epic Cheese Man on May 07, 2022, 11:01:29 pm
Do i win now?
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on May 27, 2022, 12:08:24 pm
This is Dwarf Fortress, there is no winning.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on June 13, 2022, 11:24:40 pm
mine
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on August 09, 2022, 09:45:41 am
skrenks and the threnks
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on August 20, 2022, 04:31:54 pm
I have finally bothered to replace my old forum icon on here with the edit that removes the scribbliness it used to have all over it. It looks a bit flat as a result but no one notices that when I've used it on discord. And no one's gonna notice it's flat on here because forum ded. :D
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 04, 2022, 12:30:21 am
the penis of truth smites you with its engorged meatus for the alteration of your avatar, you lascivious derg.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: BadSniper on November 26, 2022, 01:44:38 pm
Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive...

Oh btw if anyone wants to contact me for whatever reason, my new Discord tag is H4lfb3ard#6204
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on November 27, 2022, 11:12:42 pm
Good to see some activity around here. I will inform the others.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: RedVulnus on December 23, 2022, 05:24:19 pm
quietly steals trophy
mine.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Chaosvolt on February 19, 2023, 06:02:36 pm
Nyet. :>
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: saltmummy626 on February 27, 2023, 11:43:19 pm
heuch
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Perigrin on May 31, 2023, 06:29:15 am
I am here again. Transient and tired.

Life happened, things changed, got better, got worse.

All things in balance.

I am struggling to believe that this website is still up, that everything is still here.

I was a worse person when I started this, and a worse person when I posted here.

Things are better now.
Title: Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
Post by: Caconym on June 24, 2023, 05:16:02 pm
UwU