You could make it summon an evil multi-cooker.
In other news, a friend of mine dug up the original fallout vision statement.
https://www.scribd.com/doc/32182571/Fallout-1-Vision-Statement
Yes, it says "FALLOUT: A GURPS Post Nuclear Adventure." This is because Fallout 1 and 2 were based heavily off the rules for GURPS. They were GURPS computer games.
I thought it was supposed to use GURPS, but ended up using SPECIAL because liscencing issues?