Utterly Mad

Oh fucking boy, finally the kobolds run out of shit to pull out of the river.

And by shit, I mean mussels. They catch mussels exclusively. No trout for these little bastards, no tasty salmon. Mussels bitch. Kobolds need to get their bone on and the only aphrodisiac they want is mussels. We have hundreds upon hundreds of mussel shell crafts.
Here's some statistics about out mussel shell craft industry:
we have 256 mussel shell figurines
we have 272 mussel shell amulets
we have (surprisingly) 0 mussel shell scepters
we have 258 mussel shell crowns
we have 262 mussel shell rings
we have 282 mussel shell earrings
we have 258 mussel shell bracelets.
Every. Single. One. Is made by our resident maestro of mussel shell, Perigrin. I've got him decorating his crafts with mussel shell just so we can work through them faster. I guess I should get him to make armor with them too actually.
I'm going to assume the 291 miscellaneous body parts we have are mostly uncarved mussel shells.