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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #375 on: December 02, 2016, 06:10:37 pm »
Yep. Somehow no one got infected though. Now into mid-winter. :V



Another idiot claimed the forge. Great. Can't you see we don't have metal? Okay, a whopping one bar of bismuth bronze. Seems they can make use of that, but if they need more than that they're fucked.

Good. Started working on something. Make it a mace, I needs me a new mace. But I swear to Oth Dazatomrist and Äkil, if you waste our only bar of metal on something inane...

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Oh. You. You're dead. I'm gonna have that thing flattened under a drawbridge, and then I'm gonna exile you into the motherfucking caverns.

I was convinced to give this worthless motherfucker a fighting chance. They're permitted to try and gather plump helmets. And farm plump helmets. And drink fucking cave water, because I'm not wasting one of our axes on someone stupid enough to waste metal on a fucking BRACELET.

 

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