Utterly Mad

Wat. Urist McDwarf made Shaftflattery, a soap breastplate!
...Send help, I am dying.

Thats gotta be a bug, screenshot maybe so we can see the gloriously clean creation? Such a fine piece of plate work is sure to keep the dwarves defended from all sorts of nasty things, Such as sweaty arm pits, dirty faces, and swamp ass.