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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #300 on: May 22, 2016, 10:14:02 pm »
Gelding blows. Fairly common it seems, so I spent a happy few hours sack tapping elves at a forest retreat. Also managed to geld an elephant man living among them and ran away while it was unconscious. No elves where killed on this vicious assault on their testicles, they would usually pass out from pain, and if they didn't I'd just choke them out and leave them.
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