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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #195 on: July 31, 2015, 11:29:59 am »
Alright I need to say it, the new Culture Update for DF is looking great.

Toady is a beautiful dwarven man that has just added the ability to make bands today... my God. Seriously read the dev logs, he's finally giving all those art dump skills a use. You can make your own taverns in Fortress Mode, there's philosophy and psychology books that can rewrite dwarven personalities and political beliefs. Like holy shit the new version needs to come out already, it sounds like a lot of !!FUN!!.

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« Reply #196 on: July 31, 2015, 11:45:41 am »
Rhodri's cheese cult will finally have sway over the hearts and minds of his dwarves.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #197 on: July 31, 2015, 01:08:24 pm »
If you get enough Atheist dwarves together, can you weaken demons with the "NOPE"?
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #198 on: July 31, 2015, 02:07:39 pm »
Alright so my "Get water to the dwarves" project was actually successful, but some problems happened.

You see I didn't know water could flow out diagonally, so there was one space next to the pump that the water also started flowing out of. This resulted in both pumps being flooded with water. And with both my dwarves freaking out over getting splashed with the pumped in river water. Obok, The Engraver decided that leaving his post instead of waiting for the ramps to the surface to be finished would be the better idea; the wave of water pulled him under several Z-levels to an old route that used to be the maintenance route for the pumping grounds. His friend who was also manning the pumps, a peasant named Avuz Ukertulon, dove in after him to try and save the body.

Sadly he wasn't able to retrieve anything but a few soaked socks and a pair of trousers. It was shocking to see the peasant resurface and run for the medbay carrying what he could from his friend's person. We erected a momument in the Hospital for Obok, the man that allowed the waters of life to flow freely into the hospital well.

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #199 on: August 02, 2015, 11:11:36 pm »


Nuff' said about my justice system.

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #200 on: August 02, 2015, 11:32:26 pm »


Nuff' said about my justice system.

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #201 on: August 02, 2015, 11:47:36 pm »


Nuff' said about my justice system.

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #202 on: December 03, 2015, 11:42:55 pm »
I am flexing my magical lich muscles to infuse this thread with my necromantic might.

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« Reply #203 on: December 04, 2015, 04:40:12 pm »
I am flexing my magical lich muscles to infuse this thread with my necromantic might.

New version of DF is out, now we just wait for the inevitable patches to fix the bugs. Once it's all ready, I'll start a DF succession game in the rec room. That alright with you guys?
I'm up for it.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #204 on: December 04, 2015, 08:00:38 pm »
cool cool, anybody else? It might be gooo-oood?
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #205 on: December 05, 2015, 01:26:13 am »
Might be me, but im so bad on Dwarf Fortress...
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #206 on: December 05, 2015, 01:34:55 am »
It's not so bad, everyone is bad at dwarf fortress.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #207 on: December 05, 2015, 03:40:30 am »
It's time I made an official return to the forum.

Bring me Dwarf Fort or give me death.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #208 on: December 05, 2015, 10:18:50 am »
ill do a dwarf fortress game but i suck
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #209 on: December 05, 2015, 09:23:50 pm »
To everyone who says they suck, don't worry about it. So do I. being bad is a great way to ensure that things are !!FUN!! I'll take a look at the recent release and see whats what, then Ill get things set up. Any idea what we would like to go for in an embark? My preference usually leans towards savage desert regions, but we definitely don't need to do that.
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