Utterly Mad

Whelp I finally got around to playing with PassionFountains again, and it is now 2(or is it 1? I'm on the 2nd spring) years. It is still early in development and I'm still digging ever deeper to find some of dat' Adamantine.

But so far this is what has happened/what I learned:

-My hunter (Kush) has the most kills, she has mainly hunted giant rats and moles that have entered the fortress through the caves. She has no friends, but recently grew fond of her crossbow, I think she dry humps it at night due to how active she is in her room when she is "on break". Her favorite hobby is just staring at people that come and go out of the dining hall while she is cooking.

-Dwarves don't brew they're own fucking drinks.

-Dwarves harvest leather on their own and you don't need to assign it, I now have legendary crafted Mole Leather armor.

-Finally figured out the military, and learned that anyone can be assigned a noble position. Now my useless traders are of use, one is a manager, and one is a book keeper. I'm currently working on my execution pit that is just down the hall from their offices. So if they start fucking up, then I can let them go for a swim in the deep-end of the pool.

-I don't have to worry about crops, apparently running out of seeds is common, and when the crops are fully grown you get more seeds. Now I feel like an idiot for focusing on this my previous 3 fortresses.

-I found out that if you dig channels a certain way it turns into a slope, I don't have to build stairs everywhere. Now my military base is comfortably situated right next to the execution pit.

-Parties are a great way for doctors to not do their fucking jobs, thank Armok that no one has been injured... I realized I don't have a hospital.

-I also learned why Catsplosions are bad, my computer is having an aneurism. Cat genocide camps will be going up soon in my meat dungeon along with screenshots when its done.

Wish i got FB's...

Whelp I finally got around to playing with PassionFountains again, and it is now 2(or is it 1? I'm on the 2nd spring) years. It is still early in development and I'm still digging ever deeper to find some of dat' Adamantine.

But so far this is what has happened/what I learned:

-My hunter (Kush) has the most kills, she has mainly hunted giant rats and moles that have entered the fortress through the caves. She has no friends, but recently grew fond of her crossbow, I think she dry humps it at night due to how active she is in her room when she is "on break". Her favorite hobby is just staring at people that come and go out of the dining hall while she is cooking.

-Dwarves don't brew they're own fucking drinks.

-Dwarves harvest leather on their own and you don't need to assign it, I now have legendary crafted Mole Leather armor.

-Finally figured out the military, and learned that anyone can be assigned a noble position. Now my useless traders are of use, one is a manager, and one is a book keeper. I'm currently working on my execution pit that is just down the hall from their offices. So if they start fucking up, then I can let them go for a swim in the deep-end of the pool.

-I don't have to worry about crops, apparently running out of seeds is common, and when the crops are fully grown you get more seeds. Now I feel like an idiot for focusing on this my previous 3 fortresses.

-I found out that if you dig channels a certain way it turns into a slope, I don't have to build stairs everywhere. Now my military base is comfortably situated right next to the execution pit.

-Parties are a great way for doctors to not do their fucking jobs, thank Armok that no one has been injured... I realized I don't have a hospital.

-I also learned why Catsplosions are bad, my computer is having an aneurism. Cat genocide camps will be going up soon in my meat dungeon along with screenshots when its done.

Be sure to use the "z" menu, go to the kitchen tab and ban all the brewing stuff from being cooked, because otherwise you don't get seeds. And also dwarves are stupid and carry around the bag when they collect the seeds that belong, causing job cancelation spam.

Never mind, they got sealed in and my leather worker was taken by a fey mood. I can see this being either the end or the first trail of Passionfountains.

Whelp fuck. My dipshit dwarves didn't get the wall up in time, I put up an emergency hospital and got most of the wounded out... but there's a new problem... the orge is now in the fortress breaking my workshops and my leather worker went berserk. Unlucky for my leather worker my dwarves are already pissed off enough, and unlucky for me they killed him without any injury. (I was hoping my berserk leatherworker would tear apart the orge but oh well)

So I'm going to try and get some cages up in my fort to stop me from getting Shrek't.

They don't brew seeds by default so I got nothing to worry about there.

I am talking about the plants themself. You don't get seeds when the plant is harvested, or cooked. You need to brew/let your dwarves eat it if you want seeds.

Batmen...stuck in a hole.
Man sized creatures...with wings...stuck in a pit...uninjured.

WITH WINGS!