Utterly Mad

Finally got around to playin' Hotline Miami today.

I'm now on part 7.

...........

Of the second game.

I already beaten it, so I attempted to do FUCK THIS GAME mode.

Also known as '''Hard''' mode

BITCH

THIS SHIT'S IMPOSSIBLE

Just got Tabletop Simulator, need someone to play it with. All the non-locked servers are either full, uninteresting, or 0 players.

After losing my first physical copy of Spore, I've been able to torrent it gather up some cash to buy it again.

Gonna make the cutest genocidal species that has ever existed.

So much Dark Souls 2: SOTFS.

I'm already in the undead crypt.

Just got Tabletop Simulator, need someone to play it with. All the non-locked servers are either full, uninteresting, or 0 players.

Aya, the public servers are always fairly generic or cards against humanity. If we can get a few people, we could play ZOMBIES!!! I uploaded that game and a couple of its expansions as a single pack to the workshop. If you've never played it, it's a decent board game.

FEAR has some of the best gunplay EVER on the PC. Graphics are still ok, and its spooky as hell.

FEAR has some of the best gunplay EVER on the PC. Graphics are still ok, and its spooky as hell.

Yeah it was weird, because all I heard about with FEAR when it first came out was "LOLOMGGUIS ALMA IS SOOO SCURY! THIS GAME IS SOUPERSCURY GAIES!". Like nearly every video I watched never commented on the gunplay, the bullet time, or anything like that. It was always about that little shit Alma. I'll be honest, outside of two segments so far (1. Where she crawls at you in those tunnels, and the other where you go down the ladder and fucking Fettel appears as soon as you get to the bottom) I'm not all that scared. They say they were inspired by Japanese Horror, but watching a little girl slowly walk towards me down a hallway is scary only for so long.

Besides I got a shotgun, this little shit can get rekt by my shotgun.

Seriously this Shotgun is literally the best shotgun I've ever played with. You shoot someone and it tears off limbs, they go flying, you can take out multiple people at the same time. I've never used a shotgun that's actually felt this much like a shotgun before. That and that one gun that shoots nails at people is also equally badass.

And as for Postal 2 Paradise Lost, I got to Thursday today. I started playing it at 9ish and stopped around midnight. There's so much stupid shit you can do that it keeps me busy for hours. I'll just be walking along and enter a building, and it turns out this building as an underground Saloon/Strip Club, which also houses the police station. So of course I pull out my revolver and kill everyone (including the pianist), break into their armory, and then kill every living person in the jail just because I can. Then there was the time that I shot up the shanty town because I thought $300 dollars for a AC unit was stupid, so I whipped out my lever-action and held out in a small container house until no one was left; I looted some body armor, several health pipes, enough donuts to feed a police station, a Gary Coleman biography, the AC unit, and a shit-ton of Doggie Treats.

All and all, best $6 I spent on videogames this year. Also the lever action shotgun in Postal 2 is beyond badass.