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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #135 on: November 26, 2016, 07:14:40 pm »
I very nearly modified someone's post because I was trying to quote it and now I've forgotten who it was. Mod woes, almost like Six nearly deleting LMP a bunch.
I've almost accidentally deleted posts quite a few times too
Subverting a word filter is typically a bannable offense on most forums.

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but the word filters we have here are supposed to just be jokes so...
They're sort of a joke, but also sort of there to diffuse the salt from way back, subverting them does defeat the point of them.
Also I accidentally pressed modify instead of quote here, the irony.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #136 on: November 26, 2016, 07:24:02 pm »
They're sort of a joke, but also sort of there to diffuse the salt from way back, subverting them does defeat the point of them.
Also I accidentally pressed modify instead of quote here, the irony.

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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #137 on: November 26, 2016, 07:51:09 pm »
I thought it was obvious I was kidding.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #138 on: November 26, 2016, 09:13:19 pm »
Somewhat related, what's wrong with this picture:

They aren't wearing helmets on their bright, out-of-place-among-all-these-dull-colors, heads? Also, the appear to be aiming through the cab of their vehicle? Oh and that guy is holding his shotgun like a pistol. and his finger is on the trigger instead of above it. (you don't put your finger on the trigger until you are ready to fire.) Also, I don't know the circumstances, but they don't appear to be practicing "escalation of force." If these are police officers, then another thing that is wrong is "why are they armed with military hardware they aren't trained to use?" Also that guys dick is out. made you look.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #139 on: November 26, 2016, 09:45:23 pm »
You made me look, and then I saw the real out of place third guy.

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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #140 on: November 26, 2016, 10:07:32 pm »
"...why are they armed with military hardware they aren't trained to use?..."
'Murica, fuck yeah!!!

You made me look, and then I saw the real out of place third guy.
That made me laugh more than it should.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #141 on: November 30, 2016, 02:11:45 pm »
If these are police officers, then another thing that is wrong is "why are they armed with military hardware they aren't trained to use?"[/size]

That's pretty close. His sight is on backwards
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #142 on: December 14, 2016, 07:16:43 pm »
I was bored so I did another thing. I shall call you Blingarev. Off to the engraver you go for cyrillic nonesense

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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #143 on: December 14, 2016, 11:58:33 pm »
Not sure if cute or heresy.

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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #144 on: December 15, 2016, 05:37:39 am »
Neither, it is Blingarev, the most stylish of Mother Russia's firearms.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #145 on: December 15, 2016, 06:49:04 am »
I can get behind the idea of fancy Russian sidearms.

Makarovs and Nagants are pretty sexy too. IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #146 on: December 15, 2016, 11:47:06 am »
Nagant gets sexiness points simply because no else I know of has done a suppressor-compatible revolver.

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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #147 on: December 15, 2016, 12:32:19 pm »
The Russians have in more recent times, but the Nagant is the only one that actually makes sense, given that there weren't quality semi-automatics at the time.

Godawful little gun to shoot though.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #148 on: December 15, 2016, 06:17:27 pm »
Revolvers still make sense, even in situations where a suppressor would be useful, their reliability is still far greater than any semi-automatic when in harsh conditions.

Covert KGB-but-not-really-KGB-because-Putin operations in a desert environment for example.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #149 on: December 15, 2016, 06:28:19 pm »
That's a myth. Revolvers are far easier to break than semi-autos, and unless you buy garbage guns, semi-autos work just as well.

But in context, the extra work and drawbacks to making a suppressible revolver mean they don't make sense for that purpose relative to a semi.
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