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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #90 on: October 14, 2016, 12:26:27 am »
Now we just need to find out what happens if you cut 1000FPS off .22 CB or something

I'm guessing it'd create a mini black hole
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #91 on: October 14, 2016, 09:12:06 am »
If you're losing that many FPS, you need to put a better graphics card in your gun.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #92 on: October 15, 2016, 03:30:03 pm »
How are you going to fight off the motorcycle mutants when your gun doesn't have the FPS to keep you from lagging all over the place. One moment you're sighting up a bandit, next moment he's juttering about in your scope.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #93 on: November 08, 2016, 11:50:36 pm »
Needs moar BAR.

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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #94 on: November 09, 2016, 12:30:08 am »
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #95 on: November 09, 2016, 01:48:01 am »
The fact you actually did include an image of the Browning Automatic Rifle makes me more amused at having actually checked each spoiler. If it had been the unrelated "Browning BAR" I would've been saddragon.

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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #96 on: November 14, 2016, 02:19:30 pm »
Pfffft, BARs.

Bren gun for the win.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #97 on: November 14, 2016, 08:24:27 pm »
Both are sexy though. :V

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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #98 on: November 15, 2016, 03:46:07 am »
Ah, good old Bren guns, the gun that was too accurate.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #99 on: November 15, 2016, 11:49:34 am »
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #100 on: November 15, 2016, 11:53:51 am »
Ah, good old Bren guns, the gun that was too accurate.

My reference senses are tingling, and it involves the derpiness of comparing a British LMG to a German MMG.

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« Reply #101 on: November 15, 2016, 12:11:03 pm »
Kinda semantics here, but I'd consider the Bren to be an automatic rifle, like the BAR, not an MG*.

The German guns are GPMGs though, fo' sho.


*A distinction that I personally make based on the era and box mags. See the Lewis gun for an LMG, and the 1919 for a MMG.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #102 on: November 15, 2016, 01:57:05 pm »
The Bren is an automatic rifle, just based upon the way it operates and performs, but IIRC it was originally intended to be a support weapon, it just didn't quite perform as a support weapon should have.

Because we all know it's absolute, undisputed, fact that you can hit a man between the eyes at 12 miles with a Bren gun without fail and no other weapon ever invented can even hope to match it.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #103 on: November 15, 2016, 02:02:29 pm »
Totally indisputed. It singlehandedly won the war and also killed the last buffalo, unicorn, and several lesser known species of whales.

Had the Aussies had it during the Ostrich War, they totally would have won. But no, *Maxim guns*.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #104 on: November 15, 2016, 03:16:26 pm »
True. Automatic rifle and/or LMG, MMG and/or GPMG. Much like how the M249 has manuals for use of it both as an automatic rifle and as an LMG, if I recall.

 

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