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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #165 on: December 20, 2016, 04:09:48 am »
Why doesn't your zip gun look like a pipe with a wrench duct taped to it? Also where are the rubber bands and the nail? Why doesn't it looks like this?
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #166 on: December 20, 2016, 09:10:15 am »
Because someone named it after junk guns, almost like they knew it'd be a piece of junk.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #167 on: December 20, 2016, 02:00:10 pm »
The top one looks like death waiting to happen.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #168 on: December 20, 2016, 02:18:45 pm »
The top one looks like death waiting to happen.

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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #169 on: December 20, 2016, 09:57:05 pm »
YOU PEOPLE HAVE AWAKENED THE BEAST THAT IS MY LOVE OF IMPROVISED SHITTY FIREARMS

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Pretty interesting. Nigerian cattle rustler guns, with multiple single-shot pistols, a crude revolver, and a freakin' percussion muzzleloader.

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My all-time-favorite when it comes to uniqueness. Confiscated from an African rhino poacher. It's a huge, weird, unwieldy revolver made from sheet metal, with a suppressor to boot.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #170 on: December 21, 2016, 06:32:21 pm »
Most of those look actually reasonably functional.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #171 on: December 22, 2016, 10:09:28 am »
Yeah those first few look fine.

The second one I'd probably actually trust.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #172 on: December 24, 2016, 07:21:35 pm »
Apparently this is pretty common in Asia (according to Google while I was looking for the below link), and this Japanese dude's actually made some pretty legit looking stuff:

A 60 year old man in Japan was recently arrested for building homemade guns of his own design.According to him it was his hobby for the last 40 years.He used scrap anvils as a source of hardened st...
thefirearmblog.com
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #173 on: December 31, 2016, 01:03:35 am »
Got myself a new Mossberg Maverick 88 Home defrender 12 guage shotgun. Not the best out there but it is a shotgun!
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #174 on: December 31, 2016, 11:40:52 am »
but it is a shotgun!
Isn't that the important part?

Actually I've seen mavericks survive some horrific abuse. You should totally start shooting dumb shit out of it.
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« Reply #175 on: December 31, 2016, 11:44:52 am »
but it is a shotgun!
Isn't that the important part?

Actually I've seen mavericks survive some horrific abuse. You should totally start shooting dumb shit out of it.

^^ They aren't spectacular guns, but a pump shotgun is a pump shotgun, really. Shoot the shit out of it, as Six says.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #176 on: December 31, 2016, 12:16:22 pm »
Yes. Find exotic metals that no one uses for anything sane, make a slug out of it.

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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #177 on: December 31, 2016, 01:47:39 pm »
Depleted uranium slugs!!!

I don't forsee myself reloading anytime soon but I will fire whaever commercial ammo fits in the chamber.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #178 on: December 31, 2016, 03:06:59 pm »
I thinking more like gallium, even if it's a tad underwhelming. o3o


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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #179 on: December 31, 2016, 03:21:58 pm »
But then it will melt after prolong firing.
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