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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #210 on: January 04, 2017, 09:32:53 pm »
Just opened a target shell and took out all the incredibly small pellets and put slingshot ammo, makeshift slug!
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #211 on: January 05, 2017, 08:21:57 pm »

Despite it's appearance, this is NOT a sawn-off shotgun. It is in fact, a "howdah." A large caliber pistol for emergencies.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #212 on: January 05, 2017, 09:40:21 pm »
You know, like tiger attacks when you're on safari. Bastards can leap right up an elephant.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #213 on: January 05, 2017, 11:58:59 pm »
Fill the howdah with lots of powdah, so it shoots lowdah.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #214 on: January 06, 2017, 09:57:15 pm »
Took 7 days for my mom to freak out about me owning a shotgun.
"Don't you need a permit?!", "You are going to carry that in the car?!" , "You are going to buy bullets?!"
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #215 on: January 06, 2017, 10:00:28 pm »
Pbbbbt. She forget you're the most Texan youkai in the whole forum?
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #216 on: January 06, 2017, 10:50:53 pm »
Am I really, isn't 70% of the forum texan?
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #217 on: January 07, 2017, 03:41:14 am »
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Am I really, isn't 70% of the forum texan?
No, but 70% of the forum is furry to some degree. I think.
1.4564335678887% of the forum prefers pineapple on it's pizza.
91% of the forum practices some form of heresy.
107% of the forum has signed over as least 11% of their body to me for use in The Great Project.

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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #218 on: January 07, 2017, 05:44:42 am »
3.141592653% of the forum likes math.
Also it's more like 3 undead.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #219 on: January 07, 2017, 11:33:04 pm »
Who are the undead here?
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #220 on: January 12, 2017, 12:54:21 pm »
While researching how big something would need to be to destroy a planet when thrown at it really fast, I came across this:

Machine Gun Jetpack
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Which basically says you could make a jetpack out of a minigun and insanity.

Also:

BB Gun
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How to stop a train with nothing more than 40,000 of your best friends and some AKs in less than a second.
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #221 on: January 12, 2017, 08:43:53 pm »
I like pineapple pizza ;-;

On the other hand, I wish I had the money/parents/age to own a gun ;-;
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #222 on: January 12, 2017, 10:17:48 pm »
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #223 on: January 13, 2017, 12:20:00 pm »
Youkai also goes on pizza. :V
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Re: Guns and shit (Apa's random crap thread)
« Reply #224 on: January 13, 2017, 01:08:39 pm »
Doubltepost because fuck it, pic related:

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