Utterly Mad

This is my thread and I will not allow the pineapple heresy. Yes, you *can* put pineapple on pizza, but you can also put things like motoroil, baby meat, and flaming roadkill on there as well. It still doesn't mean you should or that it belongs there.

Quote from: ApatheticSiegeLion on January 13, 2017, 01:13:34 pm

baby meat

Mrnocamera is not a pizza topping. ;w;

Not even the youngest person on the forum, asshole.

Fiiine, I'll stop teasing you. ;w;

That SMG is unreasonably sexy.

The better to fight dirty windows from long range.

And badcamera, I thought that rifle-shaped SMG was kinda cute. D:

God, Litppunk, why. (RP on CDDA Forum. Slightly gun related. May get a chuckle of two.)

Mosin looked around as Jared switched him between shoulders and caught a look at  Lee. Oh... that body. A SMLE Oh, he'd always had a thing for Short Magazine Lee Einfields. And was she ever. No need for a big clip if you've got the accuracy he'd always thought. Lee Enfield - 15A...L16h7 if he remembered correctly, he just thought of her as Leeisa though. She was a well oiled, precision manufactured piece of military hardware. Probably Airborne, Navy Seals, or maybe Delta Force. She was certainly Special Forces purposed.....

Jared pulled Mosin off his shoulder and nestled him between the seat and console, muzzle down (safe direction) and noticed that Kathrine had already tucked Lee.15A away in a similar fashion. He chalked her up another mental point for good to be around. You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat their weapons Mosin noted. Too much oil and care, either a psychopath, or a gun cage-er (collector) let their guns rust and beat them up- ruthless and/or unsympathetic for most life and tools/weapons alike. Well cared, but with a few scratches and well worn spots. An honest and caring person, and a good owner.[/spoiler]

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Well. Now I've written possibly the worlds first gun romance. I hope to keep from devolving it into full on gun porn... er... Errotic bangs. SOoo....with all the bad puns out of the way, I'll try to keep this off topic spoiler as on-tpoic as possible, so you get the most bang for your buck... $(*%&$. Ok, i'm done... I promise... probably.... if I can be trusted not to pun.

Anyways... This is just more random bits of ....Humorous? guns with personalities nonsense.

Yeah... if they were still in Manufacturing and education all the other pistols on the playground cooling racks would probably laugh and point fingers at his infatuation and sing
"♪Mosin    and     Leeisa♪
 ♪on         the     range♪
 ♪ S*H*O*O*T*I*N*G*
First    comes.....


Yeah. Good thing they were mature rifles now.

God, Litppunk, why. (RP on CDDA Forum. Slightly gun related. May get a chuckle of two.)

Quote from: Litppunk on January 13, 2017, 02:56:02 pm

Mosin looked around as Jared switched him between shoulders and caught a look at  Lee. Oh... that body. A SMLE Oh, he'd always had a thing for Short Magazine Lee Einfields. And was she ever. No need for a big clip if you've got the accuracy he'd always thought. Lee Enfield - 15A...L16h7 if he remembered correctly, he just thought of her as Leeisa though. She was a well oiled, precision manufactured piece of military hardware. Probably Airborne, Navy Seals, or maybe Delta Force. She was certainly Special Forces purposed.....

Jared pulled Mosin off his shoulder and nestled him between the seat and console, muzzle down (safe direction) and noticed that Kathrine had already tucked Lee.15A away in a similar fashion. He chalked her up another mental point for good to be around. You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat their weapons Mosin noted. Too much oil and care, either a psychopath, or a gun cage-er (collector) let their guns rust and beat them up- ruthless and/or unsympathetic for most life and tools/weapons alike. Well cared, but with a few scratches and well worn spots. An honest and caring person, and a good owner.[/spoiler]

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

Well. Now I've written possibly the worlds first gun romance. I hope to keep from devolving it into full on gun porn... er... Errotic bangs. SOoo....with all the bad puns out of the way, I'll try to keep this off topic spoiler as on-tpoic as possible, so you get the most bang for your buck... $(*%&$. Ok, i'm done... I promise... probably.... if I can be trusted not to pun.

Anyways... This is just more random bits of ....Humorous? guns with personalities nonsense.

Yeah... if they were still in Manufacturing and education all the other pistols on the playground cooling racks would probably laugh and point fingers at his infatuation and sing
"♪Mosin    and     Leeisa♪
 ♪on         the     range♪
 ♪ S*H*O*O*T*I*N*G*
First    comes.....


Yeah. Good thing they were mature rifles now.

That pretty much sums up just about every conversation he and I had on the forums. My Steam chat log is more zombie oriented though, so it could be coincidental.

Gun porn, that's how.