Utterly Mad

Alright turns out my SCP thing is going to take a hell of a lot longer then originally intended, so I decided to put this up instead, and will subsequently add more and more stories as time goes on.

All Alone

March, 22, 2256

Alright I'm going to try and keep this going for as long as possible. As it turns out the ship I was supposed to be on was the "U.S.S. Collen" the ship I actually boarded was the "U.S.S. Collin ". The entire crew is in hyper-sleep and the only thing keeping my company is the on-board AI that only comes on every so often for maintenance routines. Not really much to talk about, I got this huge ship to myself. I've already been here for a month and cleaned out the cafeteria of its supplies, and my spot in what I assume is the lobby is starting to do a number on my back.

March, 24, 2256

I asked the AI to let me into the cargohold and holy s@# (I'll figure out how to turn off the auto-censor) there's just miles and miles of crates filled with all sorts of goodies. I busted a few open and found some seeds in little refrigeration containers, maybe I'll take up gardening; one of them was empty, I decided to convert it into a little 'shelter', I'll get this computer in there with the rest of my goodies and make myself a home. Other then that its been quiet.

March, 29, 2256

Fort Kickass is now up and running, I spent the past few days combing for supplies and food, turns out that the cafeteria was never stocked. So now I have a quiet generator running outside my 'hobo-home', hooked up some wires that run along the walls and floor, and I got a nice pile of 'Space Cuisines™' in the corner. I'll probably spend the next few days getting the place spruced up, and with all the doors in the ship suspiciously unlocked (even the bridge holy ****!), I'll probably find something cool to mount above my bed.

March, 30, 2256

Explored the ship a bit more a found some things. As it turns out, they have a brig on board the ship... which creates my current dilemma to what I found in the bridge; an emergency "wake up button" that would (obviously) abruptly 'thaw' out the crew, and probably would cause me to be arrested on sight. But considering that I have acquired quiet the pile of weapons, they might reconsider... but probably not, I'd be outnumbered.

April, 5, 2256

I kinda forgot to update this, mainly because I don't know what to write about. Its become the same ole routine at this point, break a crate, find the contents, take the cool junk back to 'Fort Kickass'. But I've added to more things to the routine, stare longingly at the button, and making a chart about the pros and cons of unfreezing the rightful owners of the ship.

August, 15, 2256

im going to type this out quick incase i dont come back. i heard something at the very back on the carog bay im chekcing it out now. back starting to set up a perimeter theres something out there

August, 16, 2256

Turns out it was the AI sending drones to repair a 'hull-breach' under the deck. So yep, nothing to report I guess.

September, 8, 2256

You know I've never really considered myself a social person until now, I was very introverted and just wanted to go ignored. But now I just want something or someone to just say something, I've pressed the button already and it won't thaw anyone out, it ****ing won't, I've tried shooting the locks on the sides to no avail. Its like I'm so close and yet so far away from humanity at the same time, I don't know where we're going or what motivated me to hitch a ride to the moonbase anymore.

I just want to go home. I want to see my mom, my dad, my coworkers, I want to see my **** neighbor again, I just want to be near them again.

September, 10, 2256

I'm not sure how much longer I can go on, its only been a few months but I have no ****ing clue where will end up. The AI doesn't even chat with me anymore, its gone silent. I have all the things I've ever wanted back on Earth and no one to share them with. I ****ing hate it.

October, 16, 2258

I found some concussive charges in some black suitcase I found last month, the case was stacked with UCredits all gold (would be worth a fortune anywhere else), the charges were neatly placed on top of all the dough, I have an idea of what to do with them... but I'll have to test it first.

October, 18, 2258

Waited till' today to meditate on it a bit, decided I'm going to blast one of those ****ing cryochambers open and finally get someone to talk too. It didn't work, the door blasted off the hinges and he fell out stiff as a board, I felt of his pulse and got nothing. But i can make it work, I'll give him his own little abode across from mine, we'll be neighbors.

October, 31, 2258
**HAPPY HALLOWEEN USER**

Its Halloween and you know what that means!? THAT'S RIGHT! A PARTY! I invited Phil, Sharon, and the whole neighborhood (including Frank) to my house for a crazy party tonight. It'll be great, I found several cases of the good **** and we'll be getting wasted!

November, 15, 2258

I'm really lovin' the new job as a contractor, just the other day five more people arrived into town looking for a place to live, so I started moving some crates around with the crane and now we got an apartment complex full of people! Only if dad could see me now, he'd be so proud of his son for once!

November, 17, 2258

I heard Phil fighting with his wife again, it was terrible, he threw her out and now she's staying at my place. It sucks cause now I have to take the couch! Oh well, I have to be a good person after all.

November, 22, 2258

There was a loud beep this morning, I left town to check it out, the bridge (command center or whatever you call it) was all lit up in red and a number popped up. [1/22] Its starting to worry me, I don't know what it could mean but I'm heading back into town and hoping no one starts asking to many questions.

November, 27, 2258

People are starting to worry about me, there's nothing to be worried about at all.

December, 5, 2258

Man, its been a while since I updated this. Well me and Cindy have started dating for starters, we went to this nice restaurant down near Mike's, and after I took her back to her place I decided to get a headcount of how many people have joined the town since then. 53, 53 fine citizens that moved into our town. I also found some more concussive charges, which means more people will be moving in soon.

December, 17, 2258

Phil has started asking me if I'm okay, yes I'm okay, perfectly and totally okay. Glad that he and his wife got back together, maybe we can plan a double date or something. Other then that the whole town is bustling with life.

January, 22, 2259

Something is going on, the AI is speaking again, its greeting someone. There's a lot of chatter upstairs, they might be awake, I'll tell them all to come down here where its safe, all of them.