WELL IT'S TIME TO TEACH YOU ON THE WONDER OF HAAAATS!
There's a bowler hat, it's kinda like a round fedora.
There's a ten gallon hat, it's a cowboy hat.
And there's the news boy cap, the hat on the caaat.
Oh yeah cowboy hats, out here in Sandy Valley [A rural town in the desert of Nevada] who unironically wear cowboy hats.