Utterly Mad

((different story again, trying to figure some things out for the Syndicate))

Who am I?
I flipped the burger and sighed as another order was yelled at me. I just numbly nodded and kept cooking the burgers.
Well, there's not much to say about me, well about who I was.
I heard the door open and let out another sigh as I knew another order was heading my way. But instead I heard shouting and one of the counter workers scream. It was probably Mike.
I mean it's not every day you get shot in the chest and find out you have some kind of weird ability.
I walked to the front to yell at Mike to not scream at spiders, having finally snapped at his ability to find anything scary. As I came around the corner I saw a man with a shotgun but for some reason it didn't register, and I raised a hand and asked what he wanted. He pulled the trigger.
Of course the shot to my stomach hurt like a motherfucker.
I fell back and hit the wall behind me, my head making an audible snapping sound as it hit the wall. The odd thing was my vision didn't fade and after the initial impact I didn't feel anymore pain. I stood up again, and the man stared at me with a mixture of terror and uncomprahension.
I mean seriously, I can take bullets, get stabbed, jump off buildings, and I don't die for some reason!
I took a step forward and wrenched the shotgun from him and began to render him unconcious via liberal pounding of the shotgun's stock to the face. After the man was thoroughly unconious I grabbed a phone from Mike and informed the police of the incident, hung up the phone, and turned to my boss.
"I quit."
And with that I walked out the door.