Waylon pauses for a few second, finding just how he should word his story.
"I am Waylon the Cheese Priest. I am on a mission given the Giant Cheese Monster with two goals in mind: Bring peace and tranquility to this demon-ridden land, and sacrifice cheese and the flesh of all firstborn to the Giant Cheese Monster so he can come back to full strength, which he has not had since the demons attacked."
"You probably know these demons to their more common name: "Bloodthirsty mutant bastards."
"Once these things have been accomplished, the Giant Cheese Monster will have the power to bring the galaxy, or even universe into a state of knowledge, peace, and happiness."
"These demons are led by a vile creature known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As such, all tentacle-y creatures are extremely demonic, and one is not allowed to eat noodly foods. But I've gotten off-topic with too much information, so I'll stop ranting now, as you probably don't want to have to listen to my inane ravings."
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