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Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« on: September 13, 2015, 04:29:54 pm »
Okay. Okay. Okay okay okay. Fuck it. I can't do stories. I can't do detailed plots. I get bored with them and flip out and don't update and then they die.

SO FUCK IT.

HAVE AN RP. YOU WON'T TALK, YOU WON'T MEET PEOPLE, YOU'LL JUST KILL THINGS IN A POST APOCALYPTIC ARENA. YEAH. HAVE FUN I GUESS.

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Re: Blood And Glory [Arena Funtimes!]
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2015, 09:00:32 pm »
I DESERVE THAT VOTE. BUT GIMME A CHANCE.

ONE MORE.
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Re: Blood And Glory [Arena Funtimes!]
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2015, 09:21:00 pm »
*snickers in the back round*
You didn't hear shit.

Name+STAGE NAME: Buckets
Age: By size around 20
Gender: Male
Appearance: He's tall and thin weighing around 135 pounds, his clothing's a paint can over his head, it has holes where the eyes are, a pair of jeans, a red shawl, a red long-sleeved shirt, a weapon harness with six pistol holsters on the front and two long arm holsters on the back, empty of course, a pair of sneakers, and a pair of sleek leather gloves.
Personality: Buckets is a very enigmatic man.
Traits: Small frame, ambidextrous Small frame
Skills: Pistols and smg's, acrobatics, marksmanship, and hand-to-hand combat.
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Re: Blood And Glory [Arena Funtimes!]
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2015, 10:02:52 pm »
ACCEPTED. FUCKING COOL. TWO MORE PEOPLE AND KILLING WILL COMMENCE.
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Re: Blood And Glory [Arena Funtimes!]
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2015, 01:41:46 am »
I like this RP.Im joining!


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Age:66624
Gender:Male
Appearance:A small and hardy little guy,but when you get closer to him,you understand your mistake.He is maybe 1 meter and 40 cantimeters,and weights 90 kilos.He had a black iron helmet,with horns in the two sides of it.He has some iron chest armor,and iron to the knees.And at last,his glorious shield,with which he loves.
Personality:He is smiling at you the first second.The next you are bleeding with no limb.
Traits:Bad Guy Has some pretty nice armor.
Skills:Shields,swords

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Re: Blood And Glory [Arena Funtimes!]
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2015, 02:09:07 am »
Name+STAGE NAME: Maria AKA The Lithe
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Appearance: A short, petite woman for her age. She has long orange hair she keeps in a pony tail.
Personality: Quiet, Shy
Traits: Small, Very Fast, Cute
Skills: Martial Arts, Dodging, Sneak
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Re: Blood And Glory [Arena Funtimes!]
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2015, 01:55:50 am »
Max, just so you know, you haven't been in many fights before. Y'all are startin' from the bottom. Anywho, update tomorrow. First fight, mostly unarmed, blah blah blah, have fun.
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Re: Blood And Glory [Arena Funtimes!]
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2015, 11:18:35 pm »
Bright. So very, very bright. What the hell.....spotlights?

It all comes back in a blur. All doing what you do, out there, in the wastes, surviving. Alone. Like so many others. This world's like a bloated carcass. Nothing but heartless scavengers and merciless bandits taking what they want, like flies taking the choicest cuts of fetid meat from the younger maggots and slower roaches.

So there you were, when they
snatched you. Just like that, minding your own business, when the din of the engines and the shrieks and hoots of the ruffians set you off. You fought hard, fought long, evaded, dodged, weaved, every trick in the book, but it was too much. You were struck with a dart, or a syringe, or even a truncheon to the dome, and manhandled into their truck, your fate unknown.

Well, previously unknown. Now you know what's going on.

Because now, you stand in a dirt pit within the ground, spotlights hooked up to each corner, the whoops and calls of a few hundred spectators deafening your woozy brain. Reluctantly, you each sit up, trading glances of shared distaste. What the hell is this supposed to be?

Before a complete explanation conveniently makes itself known some other way, a static-filled loudspeaker pipes up over the holler of the crowd.


"AHAHAHA! GOT SOME FRESH BLOOD TONIGHT, LADIES AND GENTS! The announcer hollers, his ugly, rasping voice quaking in your eardrums. "WELCOME TO THE QUALIFIERS, MEAT! PROVE YOURSELF HERE, AND IT'S OFF TO THE AUCTION WITH YA!"

Wiping your eyes and looking about the pit, which is plenty wide and maybe half as long as a football stadium, you catch sight of a few figures, maybe sixty feet away. Three of them, wiry, tough forms, dressed in rawhide and leather. Not kind and gentle folk, by the looks of it. They appear to have woken up a bit before you, and as the announcer speaks, they raise their fists and advance.

"GIVE US A SHOW, MEAT!"

Combatant 1: Tall, and lean, with a far-off look in his eyes. There's something off about him. [40 ft. away, advancing fast, unarmed.]
Combatant 2: Thicker than #1, all gristle and slabby fat. He looks pissed. [40 ft. away, advancing fast, unarmed.]
Combatant 3: A woman, short and scarred. She's not coming for you, she's running....to the edge of the pit? With a glance over there, you realize she's running to an audience member, who's holding out something metallic, glinting in the spotlights! [50 ft. away, rushing to the audience, unarmed.]
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2015, 11:46:51 pm »
Buckets checks the front top-left holster of his weapon harness- empty. His begins to worry Where is it?! he checks the back left, also empty. He finally checks his pockets, his knuckle dusters. He puts them on and preps for anyone to come at him. He gets into a stance, ready to block or parry any punches or kicks that come at him. He pulls out a coin in his pocket, he preps to throw it at the lard-ass. He utters "Heads"
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2015, 07:10:20 am »
[ Do I have my shield? ]
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2015, 09:52:50 am »
(Nope! Qualifier starts ya off completely unarmed, you'll be handed your personal weapons/holdable items in fights where they're allowed.)
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2015, 12:25:13 pm »
[Okay]
The breaker of bones goes to attack the second dude.He screams "Prepare to meet your doom,fatty!".
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2015, 01:27:18 pm »
Name+STAGE NAME: Edward Cole/THE GRILL (because oh my god I don't even know)
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Appearance: 6'2, brown hair, grey eyes, red jeans, white t-shirt, welding goggles, leather boots.
SPEECIAL WEPON: Lit torch because fuck if I know
Personality: Nice off-stage.   Which he never is.   Overly brutal generally.
Traits: [Pyromaniac] [Fast] [Kinda good at crowd pleasing]
Skills: Hand-To-Hand, Blunt Weapons, BACKFLIPS Acrobatics

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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2015, 06:58:56 pm »
Totally, Camera! Homework for a bit, hopefully Lorknis posts, update tonight.
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Re: Blood And Glory [Qualifying Round!] [Always Open]
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2015, 01:28:29 am »
Buckets
You clear your head of the daze, finding yourself totally unarmed, besides your knuckle dusters. You slip 'em on, smooth as ever, and ready yourself for any opponent who nears. You prep a coin to be thrown at the thick man, some display of show, maybe, but you take notice that the armored man is actively engaging him. However, this doesn't mean you're in the clear, as the taller man heads straight for you!

[Success!] He charges for you like an animal, his face strangely calm, his eyes staring dead into space. Dodging a kick, you catch his leg and slam your knuckles into his chest, causing great pain thanks to your dusters! He stumbles back, bringing up his fists and going defensive for the time being.

Breaker
Fuck these guys. You're the motherfucking breaker of bones. Sure, you haven't been in a whole lotta fights, but your armor's fucking cool, and you're ready to tear shit up. Running forward, your iron armor clanking noisily and glinting dully in the spotlights, you face the bigger man. He's built like a bear, with a prominent beard and gristly muscle. He roars like a beast, seemingly hopped up on something. You meet in the center of the field, the audience roaring as the two scary-looking competitors face off!

[Stalemate!] As you hurtle towards combatant #2, you bring your fist up, speeding into him and slamming his head back with a wild haymaker! The big guy stumbles back, blood spouting from his nose, but comes forward just as quick! Thanks to his impressive size, he slams straight into you, knocking you to the floor! Your armor protects you from his weight, but in a second, his meaty hands are clasped around your throat!

Everyone
The scarred girl on the opposing team reaches the edge of the pit, hopping into the air as the audience member hands her something!

THE GRILL is dropped into the fray, landing heavily on his face! He can take an action this turn!


Combatant #1: In combat with Buckets! Has deep, painful bruising in the shape of knuckles on his chest.
Combatant #2: In combat with Breaker! Bleeding from a broken nose, pinning Breaker on the mud! He'll begin strangling him next turn if he can!
Combatant #3: Nearest to the Grill! Upon closer inspection, the crowd member handed her a tire iron, heavily corroded and sure to hurt if it makes solid contact.
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