shittily done ooc post because i'm tired and about to sleep probs

Started off as a mall cop, partied up with the NPC, she wanted me to kill her mother, gave me some wheat seeds. Bitch.
half of the screenies i have are invalid because i was gonna do a character post but fuck it

killed a bunch of zambies

Went to leave the mall. Nope. Nah fam.

why don't i have keys i work here

LEG IT MATE

Pulled off a textbook J-turn. Flawlessly abandoning my mate (and probable work buddy)

Some shit I couldn't be bothered nicking.

Once more unto the breach.