Utterly Mad

Lucas:
You attempt to tear of the logo. You succeed, but the sleeve comes of with it. Seeming content, the hound leads you around one of the fabricated buildings.
There you find something new.
It's a rusty tank hull, but instead of treads there's 4 largers wheels. The turret's missing too, and the top of the tank has been covered up with a tent.
The hound hops up on the hull, and into the drivers seat. He holds out his hand to you, offering to help you up.
"Would you mind if I ask your name?"

Father:
"Holy artifact? Whatever, chem-sprayer it is..."
The quartermaster pulls out a weapon that looks almost like a regular flamer, but the muzzle has been improved, and the fuel tank has been replaced with a chemical tank, clearly marked with the biohazard sign on it.
He checks it, making sure it's in working order and filled. Then he walks up to the counter, and drops the heavy sprayer on it.
Lastly he rips the ticket in two.
"There you have it. Have fun."