Author Topic: Neo Scavenger: Wasteland Sifters IC (ITS HAPPENING GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING)  (Read 3465 times)

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[So...did I actually succeed?]
Jesus Exodus, your like an adorable little terrorball.

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Take him captive. make him carry the loot, and head on to the houses. tie him with whatever cordage i can find, preferably wiring.
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Andrew's just gonna chill for a while...wait til some idiot inevitably goes into the house and tries to pick up the backpack...people are stupid like that.
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Candle shall attempt to walk to Fort Hayes!
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Date: 08/29/██

Event: An elderly human feeding itself to a group of kakapo. Did not express pain, appeared ambivalent.

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Medran exits his home again, this time to forage some firewood from the probably nearby forest.

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Medran:
You go gather some firewood, you hear a few twigs snap and some chatter.
"Okay, we need to make it to the fort."
"I KNOW! Stop repeating it to me, Jesus..."
You catch a glimpse of them, they seem to be dressed as Plague Doctors. They seem lost.

Candle:
You head over to Fort Hayes.

Andrew:
You chill in your home.

Donald:
You try to make him carry the loot, he replies with, "Fuck no!" and attempts to book it.

??:
You find the abandoned farm. You look around, you see a faded red barn, an old farm house, and a field with a very creepy scarecrow, doesn't seem to be working though, crows are hoarding on that thing.

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?? enters the farm house, in search of Fluffy.

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smash him with the shield again, and ask nicely.
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Andrew would wait a little longer and then check his trap. If it was empty he would begin to loot the house since he actually hasntvdone that yet. Then he'd return home.
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You head over to the faded barn, you feel like you're being watched.

The Barn
The air is musty and stale, you see a workbench with a corpse that seems to be a small house cat,
I guess that's where fluffy is.

Where to go,
Ladder to second floor and
A door to a room

Andrew:
You hear a voice
"What idiot left a pack here? OH SHI-"

Donald:
You smash him with the shield again, he runs off.
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No! FLUFFY! The adorable cat must be avenged!

?? nonchalantly butchers and eats the cat, then enters the other room, in search of VENGENCE!

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((Um, that cat's been there for years, it's been rotted to hell and back))
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((Um, that cat's been there for years, it's been rotted to hell and back))
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ??'s ACTIONS!? YOU ARE A HERETIC! I FOLLOW THE ORDERS OF THE GREAT TARDIGRADES OF THE VOID THEMSELVES! TO QUESTION MY ACTIONS IS TO QUESTION THE TARDIGRADES! I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ONCE I FIND YOU!

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((And by rotted to hell and back, I mean it's mostly skeleton.))
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