Utterly Mad

((Will you get mad if he dies?))

(I make every turn expecting him to get killed, to see how lucky he is. Hence me demanding he eats the rotten cat, and charging randomly at random noises.)

(And the whole thing about staying in character. He's been shown to attempt to kill anything remotely hostile, regardless of how dangerous it is. Wait, that gives me a better idea!)

If all else fails, do this: