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Re: Newly Awoken (Choose your own adventure)
« on: July 12, 2015, 02:39:50 pm »
Put bullets into gun.

Eat gum while looking at the smoke spires over the horizon, while wind blows your hair back, just so you can look badass for a moment.

Now go to these smoke spires.
You load your pistol with the spare bullets in your pocket and pop the piece of gun in your mouth. You look out at the smoke spires and take up what you believe to be a badass pose and your hair briefly flows out behind you before flopping back down. With a sigh you start for the smoke spires.
--1.5 hours later--
One of the smoke spires is pouring out of the grocery store that you are now standing outside of. It's painted a couple different shades of brown and white letters hang over the door in front of you reading Wa-Mar. It looks like a couple of them are missing but right now you need to figure out what you want to do.

 

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