Utterly Mad

Main Group

The old man screams in agony! Before laughing like mad, "I'm just kidding-" The Man in Gold pops the old man upside the back of the head. "Pardon him, he's a fool-" "BAH! Whadda you'know I've been on this Earth longer, and last I checked it was yer' generation that put us in this mess." The Golden Cowboy sighs and shakes your hands, Zaweri's in the right, Ivan's in the left. "I have to thank you for helping, it's not often I see strangers helping those in need. Especially from your coworkers. If you wish, we could ride into town together. I'm pretty sure I can afford a round of drinks for you and your crew."

S T A L K E Rs

Everyone: Without even giving the snake a chance to come back from it's stunned phase, you all unload into the snake's head. Joshua's shotgun blast splatters the entire face into gore, Isaac's SMG peppering shreds what was left of the muscle, and Graham's lever action rounds rip what's left of the snake's brain asunder!

As the snake's lifeless body collapses to the ground with a thunderous thud, sending a thick splattering of snake gore over the combatants, The STALKERs kick through the door using their combined might! Some of them crash to the ground as the door bursts open. "Ah, Joshua, Isaac, The Yetti, there you all are! Having an adventure without us!? MY GOD! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SNAKE!", Mordecai screams as he rushes over to the snake's lifeless body. Some of the STALKERS elbow each other and point towards Mordecai looking over the snake in fascination, chuckling to themselves. "Damn, Cook this looks bigger then the one you bagged back in the home country.", one of them says looking over the snake taking care not to step in the venom that was oozing out of the gore'd head. "Yeah but I didn't total the head, that venom makes for great booze if you know how to brew it.", said Cook as he lifted parts of the snake with the barrel of his gun.

The Commander however was not pleased with this, "Graham, I thought you'd have been smarter to know that wandering off from the group like that could've gotten you killed. Your lucky that snake didn't put up much of a fight. So in order to keep your asses all alive don't get separated again, we have a goal here. You can loot all you want on the way back."