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Do you wish the short stories at the beginning were longer? Are they any good?

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Dude just write more about Pre-Nuke Highway in the thread for Highway short stories.
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Author Topic: The Highway [Only took 18 years]  (Read 28754 times)

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Re: The Highway: BoJack AJman
« Reply #105 on: May 14, 2015, 08:54:56 pm »
[[Going to update with quite a bit tonight. OOC will be up, huge update will be up, and on the OOC I'll be adding some extra shizz.]]

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Re: The Highway: BoJack AJman
« Reply #106 on: May 14, 2015, 08:59:04 pm »
"I'd be down with that Mrs. M." Irving says. He puts his hand on his holster to rest it somewhat.
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Re: The Highway: BoJack AJman
« Reply #107 on: May 15, 2015, 03:15:34 am »
Seb attempts to keep a straight face as Jove shakes his paw, but can't help wincing as his bones grind together.  His lip curls in a grimace exposing sharp fangs and a strained growl escapes his throat.  He pulls back once Jove is done shaking, nursing his paw as blood flow returns to it with a pins-and-needles sensation.  "Nice...ah...hardware you've got there."  He chuckles.  "But, yes, as my eager companions have said, our outfit is always looking for more qualified individuals.  Perhaps an opportunity to practice those skills of yours on more than just drunken buffoons, and for pay, or at least resources.  It can't be cheap to maintain those pistons of yours."

He spreads his arms wide.  "I'll leave the decision up to you.  We'll probably be leaving tomorrow morning to take care of those raiders down south.  Feel free to come by the church at the edge of town and mention my name at the gate.  They should let you in without too much hassle."

Seb turns to Mrs. Margret.  "Yeah, we'll head down south and clean those guys up tomorrow while they mull over whatever intel we're supposed to bring back.  Need a resupply and some rest as well since it's pretty late now.  Speaking of intel, what do you have for us?"

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Re: The Highway: BoJack AJman
« Reply #108 on: May 15, 2015, 03:53:21 am »
The Pit

You all take a seat at one of the empty tables near the counter as its the most empty part of the bar, Mr. Margret and son go around shooing people out of the bar as it was nearing midnight. They then started straightening up the place, picking up spilled drinks, scrubbing floors, sweeping, the works. "Well the information has to do with one of those "Sinks" that those archeologists are so fascinated about...", she pauses for a moment to expect a reaction but is only met with confused looks continues. "When those nukes went off back in 2013, they left these large pits as wide and as large as a sinkhole, heard they swallowed up whole cities when the initial blasts went off. But what's so "fascinating" and "important" about them is what's on the outside. Out from under the table she reveals a thin folder marked classified in bold red stencil lettering. She folds it open revealing pictures of science teams in Soviet hazmat gear crowded around what appears to be the edge of a cliff that has these large neon-blue crystals jutting out of the ground, about three stories tall; the next few pictures are the Soviets mining the crystals and holding up a large chunk to the camera with thumbs all up.

"Back when I worked as a mercenary to protect those eggheads I saw what was contained within and around the sink holes, as well as ways to enter one without having the life sucked out of your lungs or some other horrible thing happening. These crystals that they harvested were used in some... pretty scary sh*t, while I don't really wish a group like the Deliverance Company to have such power. A deal's a deal, and I can only hope that you aren't signing your own death warrants if they force you to head out on the mission." She scoots out of her chair and heads into her office, she takes one look back at the group as if to say some more words of warning; but shakes her head and slams the door shut. You can hear the gentle sound of her locking the door.

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Re: The Highway: BoJack AJman
« Reply #109 on: May 15, 2015, 07:31:39 am »
Zidia looks at the door.
"Well, I guess we should get this back to the boss."
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Re: The Highway: BoJack AJman
« Reply #110 on: May 15, 2015, 02:29:13 pm »
Zaweri steps out of the RV and goes to find a place where he could find a replacement.
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Re: The Highway: BoJack AJman
« Reply #111 on: May 15, 2015, 02:42:21 pm »
Seb takes a few minutes to quietly appraise the photographs, his wolfish amber eyes narrowed with concentration, mulling over what Mrs. Margret had said.  Yes, he knew all too well the dangers of careless meddling with the strange and unknown anomalies of this world.  Subconsciously, he massages his left shoulder, but catches himself and stops abruptly.  With a sigh, he takes another drag from his flask. 

"Yes, let's do that." he says to no one in particular, only half his attention on his surroundings.  He gathers the photos into the folder and takes it with him as he exits the bar, staring off into space. 
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Re: The Highway: BoJack AJman
« Reply #112 on: May 15, 2015, 06:42:12 pm »
Amy finally gets out of her chair, and steps outside the RV, stretching her arms.  "Note to self, don't sleep on the couch like- ow- like that." She winces as her elbow makes a light popping sound, then decides to go find where everyone else went.   The bar.   Probably.

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Re: The Highway: BoJack AJman
« Reply #113 on: May 16, 2015, 05:20:45 am »
Ivan goes out of the RV, and goes into the bar,and sits at the table with them,looking at the pictures.
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Re: The Highway: BoJack AJman
« Reply #114 on: May 16, 2015, 02:24:55 pm »
(Damn, I dunno, depending on how busy I am later this week, I might try to bring Locke back.)
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Re: The Highway: BoJack AJman
« Reply #115 on: May 16, 2015, 03:07:18 pm »
Jove slipped away in the midst of Margret's conversation. Not that he wasn't interested, just that he really needed some air for his clamping throat. Any details she spoke could be spared, he knew where to find the group. For now, he just needed to head back to his room and grab a few things and to think things over.

The rugged wall scratched Jove as he leaned against the building. Another group interested in him. As adventurous as the last. Just as dangerous as before.

The mechanical fingers wiggled. A woman screamed from the right side of Jove's brain. His blue eyes dilated, focused on memory.

As soon as it had come, it had passed and Jove removed himself from the wall and from his head as he started walking to the motel room he was staying at.
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Re: The Highway: BoJack AJman
« Reply #116 on: May 16, 2015, 10:36:10 pm »
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After a long and heartfelt talk at the bar, you all pile back into the RV and head back into the camp at the end of the road. Cruising through the empty night streets illuminated by dim streetlights, Seb flashes his ID to the guards out front and you enter into the 'compound'. You pull up into the crowded parking lot where a few barrel fires are going, with a few Deliverance Co. troopers keeping warm by the fire. The sound of old 70s music quietly echos throughout the camp, makes you feel like you're in Nam'. Once you all pile out of the RV you all go your separate ways.

Seb, Zidia, and Irving

You pass by the fires and head up the church steps into a stereotypical church setup, the pews have been stacked against the walls blocking the large stained-glass windows that depicted stories of Genesis: ranging from The Garden of Eden, to the Tower of Babel. Where the pews used to sit were now rows of tables with disassembled firearms on them, stacks of cash, and confiscated goods. In the far back in front of the altar was your boss Sergent Phillip, in a heated argument with the preacher that refuses to leave no matter how much your boss threatens him. You overhear the end of their conversation: "-that's why we need to start peddling this shi-", Phillip was cut off by preacher of the church. "We are in the Lord's house, I don't care how "beneficial" your scheme is, you are here because I let you stay here. I will not see the House of The Father be further desecrated by you or your men. That's final!", with that he left for his office in a huff.

You approach the Sergent's "office", "Ah finally! Hope you have some good news, the Bible thumper won't let us start moving drugs of any kind through here to ship back west. Besides that did you get the info from your friend?"

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You leave the RV and head to the armory tent, hearing clattering and metal parts scraping against each other you assume someone is occupying the tent and head in. The man behind the foldout table counter hasn't noticed you yet, he's too busy going through rubber bins of greasy gun parts.

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Re: The Highway: Look who finally updated
« Reply #117 on: May 16, 2015, 10:50:32 pm »
[JOVE ONLY UPDATE] Strange faces, in familiar places

You're heading down the quiet streets, your feet shuffling up dust from the road beneath you as you slowly trudge your way back to where you're staying. It felt like forever walking down that short stretch of road, studying your metal fists, with their gears, pistons, all its intricate moving parts where if one piece were to lock up or come loose the whole thing would cease to function. Funny... how delicate a weapon of such brutishness could be. You nearly run into the motel's second story support beam when you heard a cough coming from your left, "You alright son? You seem troubled by something. Trust me, you wouldn't be the first to have such problems in this land." A gruff voice spoke to you in a piteous tone. You look to your left and see a man dressed in a duster, something that Clint Eastwood or some western hero would wear. He has no weaponry (that you could see in this light, anyway) on him, not so much as a holster attached to his belt or torso. He had a large black Ushanka on his head with the flaps folded up, with a faded Soviet Star on the center of the cap. Part of his face was concealed by the dark, but from what you could see: he was a man maybe in this mid to late thirties, his eye that you could see was brown, and the hair that stuck out from under his cap was bleach blonde.

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Re: The Highway: Look who finally updated
« Reply #118 on: May 16, 2015, 11:03:46 pm »
"Troubled?" Jove stepped away from the pillar and towards the mysterious stranger. "Aren't we all. I don't suppose your mind is in a state of peace, is it?" The blue eyes scanned the western-throwback in polite, unnoticeable scrutiny. "I suppose your from the west of the states. That have to do anything with it?" Jove pointed to his forehead in symbolism to the westerner's Soviet Star on his Ushanka.
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Re: The Highway: Look who finally updated
« Reply #119 on: May 17, 2015, 12:29:56 am »
Seb nods, placing the dossier on the table.  "Of course."  His voice takes on a reluctant tone.  "Though...I'm not so sure sending so many operatives was necessary.  Made it louder than it needed to be.  We may see some backlash from the cartel in that region."  He crosses his arms, resting a claw thoughtfully beneath his chin, voice evening out.  "Speaking of, my friend has another job.  Some raiders down south causing trouble for customers.  Told 'em we'd go down there tomorrow to clear them out.  May need to requisition some hardware from the QM.  Could use access to scout reports as well to know what kind of opposition we're looking at."  Seb hoped that the current crop of assigned recon troops were keeping up to date with their records. 

He waits for a reply, anxious to press for information on why the company would be digging into something way over the head of pretty much anyone here. 

 

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