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Do you wish the short stories at the beginning were longer? Are they any good?

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No (Shorter)
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Yes (Good)
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No (Bad)
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Dude just write more about Pre-Nuke Highway in the thread for Highway short stories.
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Author Topic: The Highway [Only took 18 years]  (Read 28754 times)

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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #495 on: January 02, 2016, 11:45:33 am »
Isaac follows Joshua and keeps his weapon ready as they approach the door. He looks in, wondering himself what's inside.

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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #496 on: January 02, 2016, 06:10:43 pm »
Ivan asks Chalk to get the gallon to the RV. ''Hey, can I fuel the RV with the gallon?''
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #497 on: January 06, 2016, 05:31:48 pm »
(Not posted since the dawn of time, forgotten Amy's text colour, and only slightly chugging cough medicine.   Also back from whatever I was doing or something I dunno.)

Amy hang out of the doorframe, watching the guys mess about with some old car.   "Hey!   While you three are fucking about over there, I'm gonna keep watch, alright?"  She yells across to them, climbing onto the RV's roof.

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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #498 on: January 15, 2016, 01:26:57 am »
Name: Duncan
Age: "20"
Gender:  Male
Race: "Human"

Weapon: Remington 870, Katana in Sheathe
Uniform:  Kevlar Reinforced Trenchcoat
General Inventory: More shells, always more shells. Lock pick kit, binoculars.

Perks: Always hungry, Doesn't Sleep, Pain Resistant, Did that cut just disappear?
Traits: Poor hearing, bad memory, loves fried chicken.
Skills: Lock picking, melee, interrogation, firearms, Chicken Frier.
Backstory: He's quiet, like a man from out of time.
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #499 on: January 15, 2016, 01:30:32 am »
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #500 on: January 18, 2016, 11:36:50 pm »
Just fucking refuel the RV, like do we even need to ask?


>Since CHALK only updates when he's bored, you get to decide what gets done with the fuel Ivan

>A rip in space/time rips opens and throws Duncan into the RV from another dimension or something. Just fucking roll with it, I know Lorknis might actually update if I bitch at him enough.

>Amy climbs up to the roof to keep watch:

You sit on top of the RV's roof, the warm metal heating your... feathers? I think you have feathers, yeah... we'll roll with that. Anyway you scan the horizon and see someone in the distance. No. You see a lot of people in the distance, a man on horseback(?) being chased by a lot of people in dune buggies give chase. You see them ride into a valley out of sight.

You all start to hear gunfire coming from the east of you.

the group I actually like STALKERS

"Nice to know you got my back Reptar.", Joshua says to Isaac as he stacks up behind him. You both breach into the room to find a small office. It's sparsely populated with furniture with a busted up metal desk and a overturned filing cabinet sitting in the corner. The floor is covered in wooden shards, computer parts, and plastic that probably housed a desktop tower and monitor.

Besides the giant hole in the left corner of the room there's not much here. Joshua approaches the hole and shines his light down it, "I see something down there, I'm going to check it out. Mind giving me a hand down."

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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #501 on: January 18, 2016, 11:45:52 pm »
Isaac follows Joshua and looks into the hole "Okay, but be careful down there." He says as he gets ready to help Joshua go down while keeping his SMG readily accessible.

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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #502 on: January 19, 2016, 12:02:48 am »
With a thump and a crash Duncan lands face first onto the floor of the RV. As he stands back up, he groans as he wipes that post-dimensional teleportation wariness from his face. Confused since this place looked a lot like his RV...

"What kinda bullshit is this? Goddamn beeman telling me there was fried chicken in that portal..." 

With that he entered the driver's seat and tried to start the engine but some moron forgot to fuel this stupid thing. And with that, he exited the RV and opened up the side hatch to retrieve a spare fuel can. With the RV fueled up, he sat down in the driver's seat where he had spent much to none of his time.

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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #503 on: January 19, 2016, 02:16:43 am »
Amy, who yeah totes has feathers, looks down off the RV, watching some random guy refuel it.   "What the hell are you doing?   Also who are you.   Probably also important to ask."

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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #504 on: January 19, 2016, 02:41:12 am »
"What, I'm refueling my RV because someone doesn't know how to do it. Also I'm Duncan, and what're you doing?"
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #505 on: January 19, 2016, 07:55:05 am »
Ivan goes to fuel the RV and sees Duncan. Why are you fueling the RV? And who are you?
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"I- Be careful. We don't need anyone dying." Graham says, he starts to hear something.

Is the Comedian caring about someone? Oh that's rich.
Graham audibly grumbles. Ignoring me now? You can't ignore me forever.
(The maroon isn't graham talking.)
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #507 on: January 19, 2016, 01:15:02 pm »
"Wait wait wait, your RV?    This beauty doesn't belong to you, it's ours!"

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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #508 on: January 19, 2016, 02:49:03 pm »
Zaweri wakes up inside the closet of the RV. He walks out of the RV, and sees Duncan. He doesn't give it much thought, but then he realizes that he has seen that face somewhere, in a dream. Like they were friends in another dimension or some shit.
"Who the fuck are you?" he says as he rests his hand on the revolver.
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #509 on: January 19, 2016, 05:14:36 pm »
"Geez I must be a real popular guy. As I said to the nice bird-woman above us, I'm Duncan. Just a moment ago I came from a portal that happened to put my back inside The RV though a few things are differently. For example there isn't a Ybox 480 hooked up to the television and none of my books are inside the couch. I can tell you without even needing to open the back door that it leads to a large bedroom." He said with a shrug. He seemed to be calm, cool, and collected even with multiple armed individuals ready to draw down on him.

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