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Do you wish the short stories at the beginning were longer? Are they any good?

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Dude just write more about Pre-Nuke Highway in the thread for Highway short stories.
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #525 on: January 25, 2016, 10:34:09 pm »
Isaac pushes himself to his feet and gets his SMG ready. "Fuck...there's something in here with us." Isaac says, looking around to try and spot whatever was slithering around. "You okay Joshua?"

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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #526 on: January 26, 2016, 03:01:59 am »
Zaweri hears the gunshots. As soon as he heard them, he jumped into the driver seat.
"Get in!"
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #527 on: January 26, 2016, 08:11:37 am »
Yessir! shouts Ivan, but he goes on the top of the RV and starts preparing his sniper.
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #528 on: January 26, 2016, 11:08:24 am »
"Ugh, dammit. Everyone okay?" Graham grumbles, "Now where are we..." he mumbles. He sits up and sees if he can see anything, an outline or anything.
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #529 on: January 26, 2016, 11:15:56 am »
Having already been in the driver's seat when Zaweri hopped into his lap, he flails a bit and says, "Oh god get off me! I don't roll that way!"
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #530 on: January 27, 2016, 02:49:38 am »
"We don't trust you enough to let you drive yet. Let me."
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #531 on: January 27, 2016, 02:59:08 am »
"D-don't grind on me Onii-chan! Amy told me to drive over there!" Duncan says as he puts his hands up and flails them as Zaweri grinds arse on his lap. He looks back towards Amy with a look of desperation.
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #532 on: January 27, 2016, 04:24:16 am »
Amy is too busy attempting (and failing) to not laugh at the whatever-the-fuck is happening here.   "Wh-What?   I dunno?   Whoever's driving, just drive I guess."

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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #533 on: January 27, 2016, 05:28:36 am »
"Fucking hell. Just drive, I guess." Zaweri says as he stands up, gently punching Duncan on the shoulder and sitting in the turret seat next to the driver's seat.
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #534 on: January 29, 2016, 12:09:08 am »
"Ugh, dammit. Everyone okay?" Graham grumbles, "Now where are we..." he mumbles. He sits up and sees if he can see anything, an outline or anything.

[[That moment when you just jump down into pit 4norasian.]]

STALKERS

You hear stomping above you as a bright "heavenly" light illuminates where you landed, "W-what the fuck are you guys doing down there!?" A Russian Stalker shouts down to you. "Misjudged how far down this was, went to put my foot on a pipe." He shrugs, "It broke." He then looks at Graham, "Then your friend here decided he was missing out and jumped down here as well... instead of getting help." He makes a fake, toothy-smile at Graham.

"Right... cyka, just stay in that area we'll make our way down." You hear the Stalker's footsteps echo as he rushes towards the rest of his group.


ISAAC: You take a battle ready stance and point the gun around the room, your flashlight shining away the inky-black darkness. After some flashing and looking you notice you're in a cafeteria that has seen better days, the foods all rotten and slithering out of it's tray towards you, the kitchen is covered in brown goop and the stairs are barricaded with tables and doors... from the side the Stalker's might come out on.

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Because you're bickering on whose going to drive and not choosing where to go, the battle has already ended and on the driver's side window you hear tapping. You turn to look to see a A Cowboy Looking Fellow in Golden Getup, "Hopefully this here Mare's Lef don't spooky ya'. But I gotta ask, is anyone here a doctor? My old kook of a friend here got shot over yonder in that there ditch." He steps back away from the RV he points to the valley.

Outside you can see a motorcycle and sidecar parked on the road right next to you.... how did you not hear him come up?

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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #535 on: January 29, 2016, 12:46:30 am »
"Uh..." Isaac stares at the food slithering towards them, attempting to process just how in the hell FOOD somehow mutated into something that might eat them then said "Oh for fucks sake now the food wants to kill us?" Isaac says, then fires a burst from his SMG into the slithering mass of what he assumed was this 'canned mystery meat' that his mother used to tell him about.

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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #536 on: January 29, 2016, 01:59:36 am »
Chalk's revolver had already raised to point directly at the cowboy's chest by the time he had started speaking, but he hadn't said a word in reply 'till the guy was done. "Careful, friend. People are jumpy out here. Not the smartest thing to do, getting close like that." He rumbles, his revolver sliding back into its holster. "Lucky for you, we're not the jumpiest. Now, what's this, you say? Your friend got shot?" His eyes go to the others in the group for judgement. "Anybody here know anything 'bout meds? Can't say I do."
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #537 on: January 29, 2016, 02:19:05 am »
"I know basic first aid, nothing more. I'll go. Cover me if something goes wrong." Zaweri says as he hops out of the RV.
"Where's your friend?"
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #538 on: January 29, 2016, 07:14:19 am »
"Whew, I'm just glad that there's no one grinding me now..." Duncan said quietly as he rested his head on the steering wheel. He wasn't good at medicine and the most he knew about that was sticking cloth into it until it stops spraying blood everywhere. I suppose that's why Nick and Roxy never let him patch anyone up...
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Re: The Highway: Getting faster and better at updating
« Reply #539 on: January 29, 2016, 10:41:22 am »
Kay, I'm shooting if someone attacks you.
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