Utterly Mad

I've heard that magic cleaning putty stuff works wonders for getting ANYTHING out from between keys.

Looks like a good movie to me. My only hope is that it doesn't cheese too hard on the fact that it's the sequel/remake of the 80's Toastboasters.

So we don't really get any snow all fucking Winter and then Spring comes round and I'm expecting it to start warming up, like it usually does, and now it's been snowing for two days. Way to go England, get your shit together and get a consistent weather pattern that doesn't involve raining all the time.

Pretty sure the UK has the worst weather anywhere on the planet. Like 99.99% sure.

Allow me to rephrase too:

There are so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to begin.

Aaand why would that be?

Jesus Christ, it's another fucking generic SNL skit movie. It looks like Pixels, Tammy, and every other unfunny fucknugget comedy had a baby. So let's take out all the smart humor, self-referential weirdness, cheesy effects, and fucking sterilize the fuck out of Ghostbusters. When I watched this I didn't see Ghostbusters, I saw Fat Girl, Smart Girl, Weird/WACKYLOLRANDOM Girl, and Black Woman.

I mean "GET OUT OF MY FRIEND GHOST, OH HEELLLL NAAAAHH, THE DEVIL HAS GOTTEN INTO 'ER" seriously? Shit why didn't we just make Winston a fast talking jive 'nigga' with an ass obsession that needs a job at Ghostbusters to pay his child support and fuck it make him a shitty abusive husband while we're at it!

BUT NOPE THAT DON' FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE IT'S ALL WOMEN NOW!


And I know, I fucking know because of the "PC Genderswap" the SJW-tards are going to pour forth and defend what is essentially the same bland 2010 comedy movie we've seen since... Bridesmaids.

Calling the joke list now:

Black lady has a shady history and her rap sheet is played off for laughs, maybe a public indecency joke where she took a shit in the middle of the park
There will be some form of fart scene in the movie (probably with fat lady eating mexican food)
There will be a joke about someone's hair catching fire because of the nuclear-accelerators and all of them will scream and freak out with a bucket of water being thrown on them (then -cut scene-)
And anything else like unfunny banter between idiots that state their name, occupation, sexual orientation, and other bullshit so that the audience don't have to thunk to hurd.
Oh and Bill Murray will most likely be the villain, that or Dan Aykroyd because he played Tammy's father in the movie with the same name.



It pisses me off because there's so much more you could do with it, but instead they make fucking Bridesmaids with ghosts. Just... fuck... WHY!!??