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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3660 on: October 21, 2016, 02:24:03 am »
Medical or repair?
Repairs, it was in the news. They had to take apart the whole assembly to unspool sixes sizable sausage from that chopper.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3661 on: October 21, 2016, 02:48:24 am »
Medical or repair?
Repairs, it was in the news. They had to take apart the whole assembly to unspool sixes sizable sausage from that chopper.
>Unspool

So length over girth, gotcha.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3662 on: October 21, 2016, 12:56:15 pm »
Yeah it was world wide news, I'm shocked you didn't hear about it
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It can only mean the shenangularity.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3663 on: October 21, 2016, 01:46:48 pm »
>Unspool

So length over girth, gotcha.

Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3664 on: October 21, 2016, 03:00:30 pm »
Yeah it was world wide news, I'm shocked you didn't hear about it
Was too busy literally living under a rock.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3665 on: October 21, 2016, 05:14:46 pm »
>Unspool

So length over girth, gotcha.

Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o
I'll fuckin satisfy ye mum m8
Make her a proper cup of tea after it an all
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3666 on: October 21, 2016, 05:54:23 pm »
>tea and not wine or cigarette.

What kind of heresy is this!
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3667 on: October 21, 2016, 06:47:32 pm »
>tea and not wine or cigarette.

What kind of heresy is this!
Six is a Brit so of course it's gonna be tea, anything else would have been heresy, heresy and high treason!
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3668 on: October 21, 2016, 06:52:23 pm »
But it isn't iced tea, and thus triple heresy. o3o

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3669 on: October 21, 2016, 08:35:22 pm »
An illnunimitu brit?! RING THE BELLS!!!!!
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With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3670 on: October 21, 2016, 10:59:59 pm »
>Unspool

So length over girth, gotcha.

Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o

I didn't say he was flaccid at the time. It's a wonder you haven't seen the videos yet.
I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Fingering techniques are very important
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3671 on: October 21, 2016, 11:27:48 pm »
>Unspool

So length over girth, gotcha.

Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o

I didn't say he was flaccid at the time. It's a wonder you haven't seen the videos yet.

But if it wasn't, how the fuck did it spool on heli rotters?!
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Quote from: Soviet Commissar (COD WaW)
Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!

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Bitch,get out of the way!

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3672 on: October 21, 2016, 11:35:01 pm »
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3673 on: October 22, 2016, 12:31:06 am »
>Unspool

So length over girth, gotcha.

Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o

I didn't say he was flaccid at the time. It's a wonder you haven't seen the videos yet.

But if it wasn't, how the fuck did it spool on heli rotters?!
Wouldn't you go half-flaccid if you turned around and found your shaft slapping the side of a spinning helicopter rotor? He wasn't soft when it started of course, but who would stay hard when that kind of thing happens? Unless your into having your dick punished of course.
« Last Edit: October 22, 2016, 12:33:26 am by saltmummy626 »
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Fingering techniques are very important
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3674 on: October 22, 2016, 01:22:16 am »
Changing the subject, I continue to fail at post-apocalyptic armoring. ;w;

 

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