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Re: Battletech Thread
« on: May 04, 2015, 03:53:06 pm »
im going to write a funny list of things here. i present

The List of Things Spectre is no longer allowed to do as a Mercenary Commander.
1: It is not nice to show up for a Lyran recon mission in Atlas's.
2: Thors cannot pick up Warhammers and throw them.
3: Your Grand Titan does not contain part of your soul.
4: The Free Wolds League does not appreciate you repainting a company of Assault mechs purple and pink.
5: A Catapult is never a brawler, no matter how many SRM's you put in the thing.
6: Urbanmechs are no longer to be used for trash disposal.
7: Urbanmechs are not R2D2 in Disguise
8: Being a Solarus 7 pilot does not entitle you to scream "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!?"
9: Your medium lance callsigns cannot be from MLP
10: Lyrans are not Nazi's
11: Davions are not Nazi's
12: Your mechs cannot combine into a mega Atlas
13: Lokis are NOT sexy
14: Neither are Thors
15: Wearing battlearmor does not make you Iron Man
16: Your Assault mechs are not magical girls
17: Even if you put Tu-Tu's on them
18: You cannot take Bondsmen from Inner Sphere units.
19: Castle will NOT sing Opera
20: Hanse Davion was not a Furry, the name "Fox" was not literal.
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
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