Utterly Mad

21: If a mech has more tonnage in medium lasers than the rest of the mech, it won't end well.
22: No playing country music over enemy comms. We are still cleaning the J-Pop out of the system.
23: Any mech carrying more PPC's than a company of pumas is not to leave the hanger.
24: Atlas's are not Skeletor's children.
25: Wolf's Dragoons are nit werewolves
26: No seducing ANY major noble.
27: Awesomes should not be covered in chicken feathers.
28: You do not have any realm leaders on speed dial.
29: The Hello Kitty Kit Fox worked once. Never again.
30: The Firemoth is not a water boy.