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Re: Battletech Thread
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2015, 12:38:14 am »
31: There is more to hand to hand combat than the "My god what is that" tactic.
32: Kai Allard-Liao is not your Waifu
33: Land-Air Mechs do not make transformer sounds
34: TSM is not going Super Sayan
35: Elemental Duck Duck Goose is not a valid training tactic.
36: Niether is leap frog
37: Outreach is not a wretched hive
38: Clanners do not "just need a hug"
39: Especially if you are both in mechs at the time.
40: No more Michael Jackson dance routines in Commandos.
41: That fancy car did not have the sausage king of Tharkad in it, stop grieving
42: Pornographic imagery is not appropriate warpaint.
43: Atlas's do not have a weak spot on the back of the neck
44: Battle Armor is not appropriate wedding wear.
45: The PPC is not an actual MechWarrior drink.
46: You cannot carry more ammo than your average garrison ever again. We are still finding pieces of that MadCat.
47: You are not the chosen one
48: Imps do not shoot fireballs without modification.
49: Honor is just a word
50: Never talk about the incedent with the Blood Asp, A massive Bikini, and the Drunk Cappellan.
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